11 ti U ' 1 .v " I I $ GRANDJIOTHtU'S ADVICE BT ELIZA M. 8HEHMAX. Nowhat'B the use of frettin' Because things don't go right! Does It make the dark cloud lighter, Or make the Bhadow bright? 'TIb God who sends the "rainy day," So"praj be reconciled. And when you 're tempted to complain, Just "count your mercies," child. Now what's the use In frettin' ? Td really like to know. It will not start your cabbages, Nor make your roses grow. From all such foolish fancies Be for a time beguiled. And when you 're tempted to complain, Just "count your mercies," child. Oh, what's the use of frettin', Since on the hill of fame You cannot reach the highest niche. And carve a deathless name? The very sweetest flowers Oft at our feet grow wild, Then be content in thine own sphere, And "countyour mercies," child. r Now what's the use of frettin' At duty's humble sound? Strive earnestly to do aright What lies within thy bound. Tour Father feeds the sparrows small, And clothes the lilies wild, So look In faith to Him above, And "count your mercies," child. IN HARD STRAITS. 'Nine o'clock, sor, an' the hotwather; an' is it the rest of the bacon ye'd be after havin' for breakfast?" "Will i' not be too much, Bridget?" "Sorra a bit, sor." "Very well." And with a half groan, I, Basil Hath away, sprang out of bed and proceeded to array myself in unexceptional cos tume trousers, vest and frockcoat. My only shoes, alas! an accommodat ing relative some twenty doors off had taken charge of shabbier garments, one by one, kindly advancing sundry mon eys thereon. Three of us were in the same plight and school fellows and old chums, now thrown together in manhood by the ca price of name fortune, and fighting shoulder to shoulder the great battle of life in the great city. As I dressed, one of the trio, Hal Tre vor, came bounding by three at a time up the worm-eaten stairs. He was fresh from the morning lec ture at the hospital, and hungry as a hunter, I thought with a shudder. I heard his cheerful greeting of Jack Hornsey, hard at work since daylight on "Coke on Littleton." "Well, old bookworm, ready for break fast! Where is the captain?" "The captain!" How the old title, bestowed still in honor of my three years' seniority, set me dreaming. I was aroused by the dull thuds of a po ker hammering violently at the inter vening walls. "All right!" I shouted. "Ring for the bacon." In a minute there were three of us gazing with rueful looks at the break fast arrangement. A loaf of stale bread, a piece of butter the size of a walnut, and three tiny rashers, that either could put out of sight with ease.. "Is that all, Bridget?" Every line of the girl's honest Irish face was eloquent with sympathy "Not a bit more, sor." He laughed. "Turn out your pockets, lads. There is my last coin." And he produced an exceedingly shiny sixpence. Jack, after much rumaging, showed a quantity of fluff and a brace button. I had threepence ha'f-pennjr in coppers. "Odd man out for the bacon," -quoth Hal. "No; divide it between you," said I. "A man has been rash enough to invite me to dinner. Hand over the loaf." Jack gave me one keen glance. I 'liink he suspected the pious falsehood. Hal bless the boy was quite uncon scious, as happy as though we hai1 not a care. The frugal meal had just been disposed of when we heard a great puffing and blowing on the third floor. That had but one possible meaning a creditor. "Whose turn?" asked Jack, lacon ically. It was an ancient arrangement now that on the advent of a dun only one of us should receive him, the others being in the ci'y that is. in the adjacent bed room. "Your own," cried Hal, as we de camped, leaving the door ajar to watch the course of. events. "1 wish you joy. Jack; it is old Blunderson, snorting like a grampus, as usual." Old Blunderson was a general provis ion merchant, who had let himself be beguiled into supplying miscellaneous goods until his bills really frightened me. He was the exception that proved that old rule, "laugh and grow fat," as crusty, ill-conditioned a wretch as ever read one portion of the Lord's prayer backwards. A modern Falstaff, minus the wit, he always ascendedslowly, rest ingon each stair. We were safe for about lire minutes. Jack employed them in preparing for his reception, and we watched proceed ings with amused curiosity. 1 he first was to produce a huge to bacco pouch, taking from it about half an ounce of tobacco. From this he lilk'd a long clay pipe Jack's meer bc'iaum preceded our clothes to the pawnbroker'.- depositing the remain ing carefully on the table. 'An alarming sacrifice," murmured Jack, shaking his head over it with a regretful sigh. The next grasp was to grasp the fire shovel and tongs. "Weapons of offense," whispered Harry. "He meditates assault and bat tery " Hal stopped abruptly in sheer amaze ment. Jack was deliberately removing evil coals from the fire to the shovel, and upon these he swept his cherished tobacco. Then he placed the shovel upon the bottom ledges of two chairs at i he f urt'ier end of the room, threw him elf into the one nearest the fire, and complacently lighted his long clay. Of course the room soon filled fast with smoke and a most pungent odor. "Old Blunderson hates tobacco as a certain personage hates holy water!" grinned Hal. "Bad policy, though, to irritate him," grvnibled I. By tuis time our enemy was in the doarway, gasping for breath and shak ing a great hairy fist at Jack by way of filling the interval till speech re miiicd. "You abandoned young profligate!" Jack removed his pipe, nodded, and quietly resumed it. "Where are the other scamps?" "One gone for the doctor; the oth r -" and a jerk of the speaker's thumb towards the door behind which we stood completed the sentence. Old Blunderson made two unwieldly steps toward us. "Better not." said Jack. "Eh?" "Typhoid fever bad case conta gious," fibbed Jack, between his puffs. We saw old Blunderson's face turn a ghastly green with fear. Still he looked incredulous; we bad played so manv tricks before. "Gammon!" he gasped at length. Jack rose slowly, walked to the cor ner and produced the shoveL "Fumigating the room," said he. "Better have a pipe." And old Blunderson fairly turned and fled with such celerity that he gained the next floor in seconds instead of min utes. We were laughing over his discomfit ure, when Bridget's head appeared at the door. "I thought Td tell ye, gentlemen, the mistress is just comic". The saints pur tect ye, for she has been rampagin' like a haythen all this blessed mornin'!" Our faces fell. Mrs. Callaghan, our worthy landlady, was not a foe so read ily dislodged, and her powers of invec tive were simply unrivaled. Hal was the only one who could soothe her. and he came to the rescue. "My turn," he said, with a look of comic disgust. "You fellows get into my room and clear out of the house the minute she is seated." As we did, seeing Hal hand a chair (as we glided by) with the deepest of mock reverences and an expression of extreme devotion on his handsome fea tures. "Making violent love to the old beast!" as we would have elegantly ex pressed it. It was the evening of the same day a dull November evening, much in har mony with my thoughts, as I leaned against the doorpost of our house and recalled the good old times when life was a merry farce for us all. I had no heart to work. All that day I had hawked my manuscripts.from one publisher to another, vainly hoping to fet a loan upon them. My three-pence alf-penny had been carefully invested at a dirty cook shop, and I was glad to think there must have been just enough cold meat to satisfy the boys at dinner and tea. Presently I would go in and hunt for any fragments that remained, for I was desperately hungry. Through the fog came a slender fe male figure disguised in a waterproof. She dia not notice me until quite abreast, when the light fell upon her face. Then she gave a frightened glance. I saw two things, how pale and oeautiful it was, anf what a depth of misery lay in the startled eyes. It was a low neighborhood in which we lived, though separated by but a long alley from a fashionable West end street, a dangerous locality for a young girl at that hour. I crossed the road in order to accompany herunobserved.and had hardly done so ere I saw her brought up by some man, looming un steadily in the mist. "Come here, my pretty dear!" said he. She gave a faint scream and tried to slip by him, bu . the drunken wretch caught her by the loose waterproof. In another second he measured his length on the pavement; but, strange to say, the girl sank down also, insensible, dropping something that looked like a jewel case. My prostrate friend was relieving his feelings by a round volley of abuse. Not daring to await the arrival of a police man, I caught up his victim and her case and made a hasty retreat. At the foot of the dilapidated stairs I hesitated. Should I carrv my fair burden into Mrs. Callaghan's little parlor? The sight of Bridget in full flight, pursued by shrill invective, decided the point. "Bridget," said I, "this lady has fainted. Come and help me." "Ah, sure, sor, poor dear." We carried the stranger to the com mon sitting room and essayed to bring her round. Presently she opened her eyes and began to speak incoherently. "Delirious!" said I. It was a great relief to hear Hal's springing step. He fave a low whistle of astonishment as e entered, and felt the patient's pulse, while I gave a brief explanation. "Feverish very-. She must be put to bed at once. Where does she live0" "I have no idea. Search her pockets." But the search was fruitless. "Call a cab and I will take her to the hospital," suggested Harry. I looked at the flushed face and the bright, beautiful eyes and my heart gave a great senseless throb of disapproval. "No we cannot turn her away. Fetch a nurse, Hal, and she shall have my room. You will take me in for a night or two?" "Of course, old man," and Hal flew off. Then I thought about our landlady. "Bridget," said I, "how about Mrs. Callaghan?" "I :im the mistress, sor! Sure I'll tell her you've got the fever, an' divil a bit will she come nigh ye." One more difficulty remained, and that the greatest, the money problem. Well, my coat and vest must go. So for three days 1 patted about the apartment in an old tattered diessing gown, being .supposed to be down with fever; meanwhile the real patient had careful attention and strengthening nourishment. The third day a notable event hap pened. A high class monthly sent me a guinea for a contribution, and re quested a similar one. I worked cheer fully after that till the crisis came, and the nurse gleefully reported that the young lady was conscious and asking for her father. "Mayl see her?" said I eagerly. "Dear, dear; no, sir. The excitement would throw her back. Besides she must not talk. He father is Mr. Bull ion, of street." Bullion, the great foreign banker? What brought his daughter, unattend ed, into this vile side street? Time would explain, perhaps. Meanwhile, Jack put on" his hat and departed in quest of the great. I an ho he was with us, his usual imposing air and magisterial de meanor lost in the agitation of the mo ment. He shook me warmly by the hand. "Your friend has explained all," Mr. Hathaway. I am deeply grateful to you. Where is my child?" The most renowned physician in town was quickly summoned, " but in vain. Mr. Bullion begged him to devise means to remove his daughter. At presentshe must not leave her bed. In a few days, perhaps, with returning strength, she might lie for two or three hours at a time on the sofa in our sitting room. Further change was imperatively for bidden. So Mr. Bullion, with many apologies, begged that some of his daughter's fa vorite pictures and a few chairs, etc, from her boudoir might be brought, and we could not refuse. A few hours transformed our bachelor den into a kind of fairy palace. Mr. Bullion was naturally a constant visitor, and I had to receive him in the tattered dressing gown. Twice he found me writing with manuscripts littered around. "You are an alienor?" he queried, with a smile. "A would-be'one." "Pray do not desist from writing on my account. May I amuse myself for a time with your papers?" He borrowed a bulky one on leaving to submit it, 1 r said, to a publisher he knew. Next day I received a letter from a well-known firm, offering $250 for the copyright and an additional $250 if a second addition were culled for. In my youth and inexperience it did not occur to me for months the money came from the banker's pocket. Of course, I eagerly assented, and took my coat and vest out of pawn not a day too soon, for Miss Bullion was pronounced convalescent, and that after noon her father's strong arms conveyed her from one room to another. I lived in a fairy land for a week till our guests departed. She explained the visit to our obscure street it was to pawn jewelry for her brother's benefit, awild lad, whose excesses had driven him from home, and who had recently been writing her letter after letter, hint ing at frightful consequences if she could not furnish him with money. "Mr. Hathaway," she said, "will you be my friend and try to reclaim him?" She put a transparent little hand in mine as she spoke, and I promised. Her "friend" I would have promised her anything for such a title. Then an eventful conversation took place between me and the banker. "You have abandoned the idea of be coming a barrister, Mr. Hathaway, and the profession of an author as a preca rious one. Unite with it another pur suit. You are a good linguist, and I badly need a foreign correspondent. The hours and duties will be light enough; cast in your lot with me I will take care you have no cause to regret it." I thought of my "friend" and as sented. The firm is Bullion & Hathaway now, the junior partner having married the senior's daughter. John Hornsey is their lawyer, a man much respected in the profession. Hal Trevor is just be ginning to make a stir as a fashionable physician. Whistlers. Whistling, says a London paper, is intensely and peculiarly English, and it has flourished very much of late years, which fact looks a little awkward for the intellectual character as well as per sonal manners of the nation. Let any elderly person of good observation and memory try to think what would have been the effect upon a room full of peo ple, in his salad days, had a steady.con tinuous whistle been set up by any one in company. There were no railway carriages for people to whistle in; but fancy if any passenger in a stage-coach had ventured to whistle! We all know that a habit spreads very quickly, and the habits of individuals become the habits of classes, and in time the habits of nations. There is just the connec tion between an individual and his coun try, through the classes with which he is most familiar, that there is between the sentiment of egotism and the senti ment of patriotism, through the middle sentiment of parochiality. This partir ular habit of whistling, therefore, may have spread from a potboy to a people, passing through many steps of class con tagion by the way. Few Frenchmen whistle, and Italians never. The French, indeed, have a proverb on the subject, which is not complimentary to their lively neighbors, ourselves, when Germans whistle, and it is not often they do, it is with melody prepense. They cultivate odd gifts of amusement, those convivial Teutons, and whistling is sometimes practiced among them as an accomplishment. But it is precisely because a German whistles with skill that he keeps his en dowment for service when called upon, and seldom whistles in public, or with out being asked. The Englishman, who cannot whistle, does. Do we not all know the stolid fat man of a few words, but of one unceasing sound, who is so entirely the creature of habit that he takes up the same position at regular periods, and if he cannot get his accus tomed chair pines nervously in another? But, in his place or out of it, Tie whis tles softly and oleajinously, as if he would never grow thin. His whistle is not the shrill piping of the plebeian youth, who suffers not the drowsy air to slumber nor the sharp winter wind to thrill him into silence. It is a fat, round, soft, hard breathing whistle, as of an elderly grampus overcome by heat. Then there is the restless man who whistles, and who, so far from gravitat ing to one loved spot, never sits five minutes in any. His whistle is the most irritating of all, for he seems to be per petually suffering from a bad tune in the head, which he is vainly trying to whistle away. The restless whistler is great at the devil's tattoo. Hs beats that infernal rappel with his5 finger-nails on the table, on the crown of his hat, on anything responsive to the diabolical drumming. A knife or poker will serve him in keeping up a steady tap-tap-tap for as bad a quarter of an hour as was ever chimed on a cracked bell. If chance should move him to put his hand in his pocket it is a dead certainty that he will whistle. For he is the bird of ill-note; the prophet of disturbance in the moral atmosphere; the Mother Ca rey's chick of the vexed life-sea. Women in Russia. In the Russian literature of the day the women have a very conspicuous part, so much so that the present period is called "the woman's era." In fact, there is no magazine, no daily or week ly journal that does not have women on the editorial staff. True, among these writers there are no geniuses, but as a rule their work is not inferior to that of the most widely read male literati. Strange, indeed! During the dark per iod of the Nihilist movement, while the members of the sterner sex were every where hiding themselves and reducing themselves to nonentity, our women came boldly to the front and took in their delicate hands the hard task of curing our numerous social wounds. They organized the corps of Sisters of the Red Cross, and the sanitary corps to battle against the various epidemics. They started subscriptions and col lections in aid of those suffering with famine. They taught the peasants' children for a salary that would hardly buy the tobacco of the male teachers, from $35 to $100 a year. They estab lished asylums for children and the aged, hospitals and industrial schools through out the country. They formed private university classes for their own educa tion. Now female physicians, female assistant surgeons, female teachers and female telegraph clerks are to be found in every province. The energy, ability, self-sacrifice and good will of the Rus sian women of the day are indeed wonderful, especially in view of the apathy, selfishness and cowardice of the men. i i o Two Kinds of Girls. Home Visitor. There are two kinds of girls; one is the kind that appears best abroad the firls that are good for parties, rides, alls, etc, and whose chief delight is in such things. The other is the kind that appears best at home the girls that are useful and cheerful in the dining-room sick room, and all the precincts at home. They differ widely in character. One is often a torment at home the other a blessing; one is a moth, con suming everything about her the other a sunbeam, inspiring light and gladness all around her pathway. The right kind of education will modify both, and unite their good qualities. TNto Days' Worlr . Mu catlne Journal. Two days' moderate application of the means in question enabled Mr. Ot to Eichhorn, 1413 N. Ninth street, St. Louis, Mo., to thus write us: I had been a sufferer for the past six weeks with severe pains in the shoulder and spine so that I was unable to do any work. Advised by a friend, I used St. St. Jacobs Oil. With the second appli cation relief was had and a cure effected in two days. The greatest rage in masquerading is the costumes for skating carnivals. The red haired young man who wrap ped himself in a long brown cloak.leav ing only the crown of his uncovered head visible to represent alighted cigar, is the latest novelty. Peoria National Democrat. The most eminent physicians of the day highly recommend St. Jacobs Oil as a cure for rheumatism. It can be pur chased at any drug house, and the price is insignificant, when you take into consideration the wonderful cures it will produce. ASTONISHING THE NATIVES. Effect of a Traveler's Devices on the Natives of New Guinea. D'Albertn, in his account of his trav els in New Guinea, tells some interest ing stories. His porters, who had agreed to take him to Hatam for a payment, stopped at a village to rest; and on be ing told to go on said: "This is Hatam; pay us our wages." He knew.however, both by the distance and elevation, that they were deceiving him, and told them so, but they again said: "This is Ha tam; pay us. How do you know this is not Hatam?" He then took his aneroid out of his pocket and laying his finger on a point of the scale, said: "Here is Hatam, this thing tells me where it is," and then explained that when they got higher up the mountain the index would move, and when they reached Hatam it would come up to the point he had marked. This astonished them greatly, but they would not believe it without proof. So he let one of them carry it himself to the top ,of a small hill near, when they saw that the index had mov ed; and on coming cown that it moved back again. This quite surprise dthem. They acknowledged that the white man knew where he was going and could not be deceived; so they at once said: "Let us rest to-day; to-morrow we will go to Hatam." Of course every man and woman in the village wanted to see the little thing that told the stranger where lay the most remote villages of the for est; and thus the traveler's influence was increased, and perhaps his personal safety secured. In his second journey he provided himself with dynamite and rockets, which were very effectual in frightening the savages and giving him moral power over them. At Yule island he was on excellent terms with the natives, on whom he conferred many benefits. Yet during his absence on an explora tion, his house was entered and a large quantity of goods stolen. In recovering these and firmly establishing his power and influence he showed great ingenu ity. Calling the chiefs and other na tives together who all pretended great regret at his loss, though the robbery must have been effected with their con nivance he told them that he was de termined to have his property back, and that if it. was not brought in twenty-four hours he would fire at every native who came within range of his house, which fortunately commanded a great extent of native paths, as well as the narrow strait between the island and the main land. He then made his preparations for a desperate defence in case he was attacked, loaded some Orsini shells and mined the paths leading to his house, so that with a long match he could blow them up without exposing hjmself. At the end of twenty-four hours, nothing having been brought, he commenced operations by exploding five dynamite cartridges, which made a roar like that of a cannonade, the echos resounding for several seconds. He then let off i-ockets in the direction of the native houses, and illuminated his house with Bengal fire. All this caused terrible consternation; and the next morning the chief arrived with five men, bringing a considerable portion of the stolen goods and trembling with fear to such an ex tent that some of them could not articu late a word. He insisted, however.that the rest of the goods should be brought back: and the next day, to show that he was in earnest, fired at the chief himself as he was passing at a distance of three hundred yards, being careful not to hurt but only to frighten nim. A canoe was also turned back by a bullet striking a rock close by it. The effect of this was seen next morning in another visit from the chief, with five complete suits of clothes, axes, knives, beads and other stolen articles. Much more, however, remained? and D' Abertis took the oppor tunity of impressing them thoroughly with his power. He first asked them to try to pierce a strong piece of zinc with their spears, which were blunted by the attempt, while he riddled it through and through with shot from his gun. He also sent bullets into the trunk of a small tree a hundred yards distant, showing that a man could not escape him. They had been seated on a large stone near his house, which he had mined. He now called them away, and having secretly lighted the match, told them to look at the stone. A tremend ous explosion soon came, and the stone disappeared. The natives were too frightened to move, and begged him to have pity, on them, promising to restore everything. A great hole was seen where the stone had stood, while some of its fragments were found a long way off. For twelve more days he kept up a state of siege, turning back all travelers and many canoes by rifle balls in front of them, but never hurting any one. Then another installment of his goods was brought, leaving: little of im portance, and ultimately lie recovo:ed almost everything. During the wftole of this time lie never hurt a single5, per son or did any damage to their proper ty, but succeded in getting back his own by impressing them with nis, to them, superhuman power. The result was that after eight months' residence he parted from these people on the best of terms. They all embraced him, and most of them shed tears, while their last words were "Maria raul Maria rati!" "Return Maria! Return Maria!" that being his second name, by which they had found it most easy to call him. Charles Sumner on Art. Z. L White, in the Providence Press. Discussion of one branch of art led to another, and Vinnie Ream's statue of Lincoln having then been recently un veiled, the senator spoke of that. He had great sympathy with Miss Ream, and admired her patience and persistence in the study and pursuit of art, but he did not think her work was worthy of a place in the capitol. We reminded him that almost all of Mr. Lincoln's friends and associates were pleased with the statue, and declared it to be a perfect portrait of the martyred president. 'That is not strange,1 ' said the senator. "The uneducated eye very frequently mistakes a caricature for a portrait, while they are very different. Good portrait painting is an important branch of art, and requires not only special training, but an aptitude for art which must be born in one. A caricaturist may be no artist at all. His success depends not upon re producing faithfully the forms and features of his subject, but in distorting some of them. We distinguish one face from another, not by the features which are most alike, but by those which are most dissimilar. If our friend's nose is a little long, or turns up or down; if the form of his eye or mouth is a little peculiar these peculiarities arrest our attention and enable us to know him at first sight. Sometimes we see two per sons whom we may say bear a striking resemblance to each other. Generally we are led to suppose they have this resemblance not because their features are in the main similar, but because some peculiar feature of one looks like the corresponding feature in the other. "The skill of the caricaturist consists in discovering this peculiarity and not in reproducing a correct picture of it, but in exaggerating it. If you examine a popular caricature in one of the illustra ted newspapers you will find this to be true. Very frequently the features that are not peculiar are drawn with little or no attention to the forms of the origin als, and might serve about as well in a picture of one person as in that of an other. But the odd thing about the man is made many times more odd than in the original. You will very frequent ly hear people with uneducated eyes de clare that a caricature in rvaich not a single feature is faithfully reproduced, and in which one or more features are enormously exaggerated, is a perfect likeness, when nothing could be further from it. The same people would also be very likely to think that a really creditable portrait was a com plete failure." A question from one of us drew out from Mr. Sumner some equally inter esting remarks about portraits. "The real artist, when he paints a portrait," said he, "reproduces the features of his subject faithfully; but that is not all that he does. The human face is as changeable as the cloud scenery, and the art consists not in painting one of the moods of the subject, but in repre senting it in its normal condition. The artist must therefore study his subject under varying circumstances, compre hend the character of the person he would paint, and put that upon the can vas. It frequently happens that an ex cellent portrait does not at first strike us as a faithful likeness, and a person uneducated in art is very likely to con demn it as a failure. The reason for this is that the critic remembers the face when it was affected by some spec ial condition of the mind. A good por trait grows in favor. It Ipoks more and more like the original as we become better acquainted with it, while the de fects of a bad portrait or caricature grow upon us and finally destroy its value altogether. "Now, Vinnie Ream's statue of Lin coln is a caricature. Mr. Lincoln had very marked features, and the peculiar ities of his face have been exaggera ted. The effect is that very many peo ple who are not critical look up at the marble face and think that it is a cor rect liKeness, although it is nothing of the kind." A View of the House from the Galleries. Geo. P. Lathrop In Harper's Magazine for March. From the galleries of the house of representatives popular government ap pears to consist of a confused mass of desks and desultory men the desks littered with books and papars, and the men continually walking about in every direction; of a vast amount of private correspondence, a relay of page-boys obeying a Turkish magnificence of lapped hands from this and that mem ber to do his errands; and a monoto nous droning by the clerks, together with a minimum of oratory. All this against a dignified background of cigar smoke in the lobbies, and of coat-rooms and barber-shops, where congressmen lounge and joke, or confer on coming measures. It is also apparent, from the amount of work done with the pen knife, that the house is determined to have order as to its finger-nails, what ever may be the fate of public business in this respect. You hear some half audible speakinar, but the general walk ing, talking, and rustling; suggest how Demosthenes, if he had enjoyed the privilege of a seat in this body, might have dispensed with the aid of the sea. Then a division takes place, and mem bers pour in from the lobbies, the res taurant, the committee rooms, to pass, like a drove of sheep, between two tell ers. The efforts of inexperienced or unimportant members to get attention are pathetic. One is perpetually swag gering about, but never speaks; another goes up and murmurs, but being ig nored by all parties, sits down, with ghastly disappointment, and tries to look as if he did not feel he was being looked at; another, with Chadband hair, rises for information, asking in a bland voice a question so needless that some one on the other side answers it, to save the speaker's time, and Chadband, after swaying uncertainly on his toes for an instant, subsides so abruptly that he can n.t at once recover the use of his limbs sufficiently to steal away toward a cloak room. Yet at almost any moment, ex cept in the " morning hour " and on "private bill day," an exciting and mas terly discussion may begin, which promptly fills the chairs and enchains every listener. The general demeanor of the house, too, is more business-like, excepting for the amount of preoccupa tion, than that of the house of commons. Those who come to look on, with the im aginations trained by history and the oress, are grieved to go away without seeing a single member spring at anoth er's throat, or even call him a liar. The homogeneity of the faces and persons on the floor is another point for remark. It is clear that Americans are Ameri cans, however wide asunder their abodes may be, and it occurs to one that if the representatives of different sections were to get hopelessly mixed up, and changed about some day, it would produce no incongruity, so far as their outward appearance is con cerned. To imagine these comfortable gentlemen arrayed, in their frock-coats of identical make, on opposite sides in a civil war, or as the lawgivers of sepa rate confederacies, would be grotesque, if the reality of a few years ago had not been so tragic. A few distinctions of east and south and west may perhaps be traced in the physiognomies, but indi vidual peculiarities assert themselves far more strongly. The man of the people, with his indifferent neck-tie and "well-met" manner; the snug, well-to-do lawyer; the "elegant speaker;" the richest members, with their partially bald heads and faces seamed with fine wrinkles, wearing a look of long resig nation to the collection of dividends; or the plethoric rosy faced man who gains his point by private champagne rather than public speech; and the gory antag onist all these, and other types be sides, may be sharply discriminated without regard to state or geographical lines.lt has grown to be the fashion to say that congress accomplishes nothing except to disturb trade, but if that is so it is not due to idleness. Accomplishing nothing was never before sp laborious a task. House mem bers are the busiest people in the coun try, with their caucuses, their incessant committee meetings, their speeches and preparation, their dense correspondence with constituents, and interviews with visitors. The house, too, turns out a vast amount of work, its committees being efficient agencies for transacting business. Every day you find in the document room a fresh armful of newly printed bills, many of which are trash, to be sure, but harmless. The real and great defect of the popular branch is its fatal capacity for distorting, maiming, or destroying good measure? matured in committee, by unforeseen amend ments carried in general debate. A few laudable enactments, however, always survive this general massacre of infant bills, and we must remember the amend ments often represent a wholesome watchfulness against special class or private legislation. Whatever the evils of congress, finally, they are faithful re flections of the avarice, ambition, or low sense of honor in the communities there represented; and people do not do wisely to sneer .at their own exposed de formity, without trying to remedy it by cultivating morals more assiduously in business and in political opinion. m i' The spoken language of China so dif fers in every separate province that peo ple living a hundred miles apart can no more understand each other than a Norwegian can understand a Hottentot. The beautiful china chamber sets are taking the place of stationary wash basins. When you visit or leare .New Jfort City, save Baggage Expressase and Carriage Hire, and stop at Grand Union Hotel, near ly opposite Grand Central Depot. 350 elegant ooms, reduced to $1 and upwards per day. Elev Uor. Restaurant i uppliea with the best. Horse Cars, Stages and Eleyated Railroad to all Depot. A Paris Crime. Pari Cor. Dublin Freeman. The terrible affair of Rue Jacob at the other side of the river continues to excite considerable sensation. Nor is the excitement lessened by the consider ation that M. Grevy, president of the republic, might have been one of the victims. I have been at the house, No. 41, and gained full information. The proprietor of the house is M. Poullain Deladesse, the judicial magistrate of the 7th arondisement of Paris. His brother Achilles occupied an apartment in the house with his son, Dr. Andrew Poul lain. The porter at the gate was a por ter named Cubillier, who, with his wife, slept in a little lodge commanding the staircase. They have held the situation for the past nine years. Cubillier was an old gendarme of good character; but latterly he took to drink, and M. Poul lain Deladresse gave him notice to quit. He was to have removed next week and the expected expulsion gave him great trouble of mind and exasperation. Young Dr. Poullain, who was 26 years old, had just obtained his doctorate de gree with great credit, and in honor of the event tlie family gave a dinner par ty to several distinguished friends. Among the guests was M. Grevy. but fortunately, probably, for himself the president of the republic rose from ta ble early and left the house. Later in the evening Dr. Poullain was escorting down the staircase some of his depart ing friends, when Cubillier, the porter, who had armed himself with a double barreled gun loaded with buckshot, fired from the glass door of his little room, which covered the descending stairs, and aiming at the young doctor, shot him in the side, inflicting a wound of which he died in a few hours. While the unfortunate.gentleman was writhing in agony on the staircase, the other guests coming down naturally gathered around him," and no one seemed to know whence the shot was discharged. In fact, the first opinion was that it was accidentally fired from a pistol in his own pocket. But another shot was immediately fired into the group of la dies and gentlemen assembled around the dying doctor. Mme. Droz, a beau tiful young woman, the first cousin of the victim, was shot in the arm and her screams were terrible to hear. A re spectable grocer and furnisher, who had provided a portion of the feast, and was present with his assistant to see that all went well, was shot in the groin, and still remains in danger of his life. And in addition to M. Jacotin, his assistant, a fine lad of 17, named Eugene Martin, was shot in the leg, which was so shat tered that amputation is necessary. The assassin meanwhile barricaded himself in his lodge. His wife seems to have been in a state of great terror, and could not remove the obstacles from the door. But an entrance was soon effect ed by the police. The sight inside was almost as horrible as that in the hall outside. Cubillier was lying; on the floor in a pool of blood. He hau attempted to commit suicide with a razor and a sword cane, and was frightfully gashed about the neck and breast. He aho wounded himself in the head by tning to beat his brains out with an empty bottle. He as well as his male victims was removed to the hospital of Li Cha rite, and though yesterday he coutinued still speechless, there are hopes of sav ing his life. Often articles of value in polished steel, particularly knives, are left damp, or water is unfortunately spilled upon them. If this is discovered before the rust has eaten through the plating or polished surface, it can easily be removed without defacing the article. But if they have lain long untouched and the rust has made its way through the surface, they must be tafcen to some manufactory where there is an emery-wheel used for polishing, or some jeweler will be able to finish them off as good as new. But in the case of knives and forks they will never be quite as strong, because m re moving the rust they must be ground down before repolishing, and will conse quently be thinner. A horse which is baldheaded all over, so to speak, has lately been interesting the citizens of Cincinnati. The beast has no mane, and his tail consists only of a hairless stump, and even inside the ears no hair can be found. Railroads, with long trains, trimmed with rich dividends or bonuses, accord ing to the cut of the road, are in fashion. i m Fees of Doctors. The fee of doctors is an item that very many persons are interested in just at present. We believe the schedule fer visits is $3."00, which would tax a man confined to his bed for a year and in need of a daily visit, over $1,000 a year for medical attendance alone ! And one sin gle bottle of Hop Bitters taken in time would save the $1,000 and all the year's sickness. Post. FOR ALMOST WOTIIII. On receipt of 9c in postage stamps, I will mail to any addi ess, postage paid, one Fifteen Puzzle Hard Wood Blocks, nicely finished and put up in a neat box. Address 6. B. Fox, Thirteenth street, Omaha, Neb. Ho, Ye Baldiieads ! There is just one way, and no more, by which you may be cured use Carbolixe, a deodorized extract of petroleum. It will positively produce new hair; there is no substitute for this marvelous petroleum hair renewer. Influenza, bronchitis, cough, cold and catarrh, Yield at once to Halb's Hoit of Hore- Hemn asd Tar. Vike's Toothache Drops cure in one minute. 25c buys a pair of Lyon's Patent Heel Stif feners make boots or sttoes last twice as long. Write to Mrs. Ltdia E. Ptnkiiam, No 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass , for pamphlets relatives to the curative properties of her Veo btablb Compound in all female complaints. Terrible .Let. ol'JL.il'e. Millions of rats, mice, cats, bed-bugs, roach es lose their lives by collision with "Rough on Rats." Sold by druggists. 15c boxes. Peevish chillren have worms. Dr. Jaquet' German Worm Cakes will destroy the wormi and make the children happy. For every ache, pain and bruise on man or beast, Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment is the Balm. Sold by all druggists. For a pamphlet on Electric Treatment oi chronic diseases with Electricity, which will be sent free, address the Mcintosh Electric Belt and Battery Co., 192 &19i Jackson St., Chi cago, HI. Uncle Sam's Harness Oil tills and closes the pores of leather, thus effectually preventing the entrance of dampness, dust, fcc., and ren dering the harness soft and pliable, while at the same time increasing it? durability. Ward off Ague, Bilious fever and many othej ills, by taking a few doses of Eilert's Daj light Liver Pius. Have you no rest, mind (K at ease, body seldom free from painl then sugar coated pills will bring relief and mak you well again. Thousands of dollars are now being saved every year by progressive farmers, who soot discover the great value of freely using Uncl Sam's Condition Powder in the feed of then stock; it restores the 6iik, increases tla beauty and usefulness and promotes tb( growth. Sold byalldruyrins. Why shall a loving motUer wait for the com ing of the doctor to prescribe a remedy I oi that fearful Cholera-iufantum, Croup, Colic o cramps with which her precious child is suffer ing, when she can administer Dr. Winchell't Teething Syrup and at once give the child re lief. One trial of this charming syrup wil! make you ever its friend and patron. Thli syrup regulates the bowels, keeps the systerc in a healthy condition, prevents all pain and discomfort arising from teething, and Is ar old and well tried remedy. Sold by all drug gists at only 25c a bottle. Man with all his endowments, is In manj things most fojlish, he will give all that he hath for his life, but is reckless and indiffer ent to his health. He will grapple a thief whe steals his purse, yet will dally with a congt and cold, and finally go into consumption, when such a sure remedy as Eilert's Extract of Tar and Wild Cherry can be easily obtained. It performs rapid cures, galas friends at ever trial, and is invaluable in bronchial an 1 lung diseases. It is a safeguard for all, from the babe to venerable age and health will be re stored by its timely use. No family that ha used it "will be without it. Sold by drnp elst Fnolitthlv Pri(rkt)i!d. 'Tis folly to be frightened as many ai bpfause afflicted with Piles when Buckiir s Arnica Salve will certainly cure the worst cases and only costs 25c. Sold everywhere. "Tlie Doctor Said I would never leave my bed. That was three months ago, and now I weigh 190 pounds. I cannot write half of what 1 want to say, but Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure did it alL" H. O. ROUK, Rahway, N. J. Keep on hand KtMilum's Kusaia Salve. BAKER'S PAIN PANACEA cures pain in Man and Beast. Use ex'emalK an 1 Internally. DR. ROGER'S VEGET VULE WORM SYRUP Instantly destroys worms and removes tlie Se cretions which cause theoi. HENRY'S CAKUOL.IC SA1WE. The BEaT SALVE in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all kinds of Skin Eruptions. Freckles and Pimples. Be sure you get HENRPS CARBOLIC SALVE, as all others are but imitations and counter feits. Price 25 cents. Dr. GREEK'S O.VYGEXATED BITTERS Is the oldest and best remedy, for Dyspepsia, Billiousness, Malaria, Indigestion, all disorders of the stomach, and all diseases indicating an impure condition of the Blood, Kidneys, Liver, Skin, etc DURNO'S CATARRH SNUFF cures all dis eases of the mucous membrane of the head and throat. DR MUTT'S LIVER Cathartic Regulators. PILLSarelthe best For Sule. A six horse power portable steam en gine and boiler, in first-class order; only six months in use. Price low and terms easy. Reason for selling, more power wanted. Address Western Newspaper, Ukiok, Geo. A. Joslin, Mgr., Omaha. Nebraska. I Xo Time Should be Liinl If the stomach, Hrer and bowels are affected. to adopt the sure remtdy, Hostftter's Stomach Bitters. Diseases of the organs named beget others f.r more serious, and a delay Is therefore hazardous. Dyspep sia, liver complaint, chills an., fever, early rheum atic twlices. Mdnt-yw aknesa. brlnu serious bodily trouble lr trifled wllh. Loe no time In uinc this cffectl.c, safj and long known m dlclne. Korsale l7 all nnutUisand D hIto gpwrallT. (This Great Remcly nets nttho saiacjj timo on the dtscasca ortuo LITER, BOWELS & KIDNEYS. This coirJiml acf'on qirri it wonderfulf poic.rtocure an aueases. WHY ARE WE SICK? Because ice allow thete meat ornans to be- cotne c'ojgedor torpid, anrlpolsonous humors i are uurcjorejorcea into iteUoodUiai&houia 04 expeuea naiurauy. BrtTOrSXE-OO, PTLKS. COXSTTPATIOX, 1 .KIIl.tEY I'OIH'LAIMS liKIAAKI JIIKASES, I'EMALF. WEAKNESS, AM EltVOCS mSOUUElW, by causing 'free action of these organs andt irescoring tneirpoicer to tnrow on auease. I VTIir Suffer Rilioui Bains anil aehcI JiThy tormented with Plies, Constipation!! 1 Why frightened orer disordered Kidnejsl uy endure nerTons or rick neauaeness WhyhaTO sleepless nigh ts! & KIDNEY-WORT andrejoicein health I It la Tint nn In Tlrr Vegetable Form. In tin J I cans one package of which mtL.es six quartd ofj mculcino. ABo in i.t quia J: orra, very voneeiw Itratco, iortaosolaat cairncc rcamiy prepare leg I iyit acta with equal efllctency In either form, a GETrrOFYOUilIJKUCiQISr. l'JUCU, SUN. WELLS, RICHARDSON JL CO., Prop's, rillsendthe dry post-pcid.) IIIBLUUTUV, VT. lllf AI I WHOLESALE WW Ml-1-ME RETAIL. PAPER. WINDOW SHADES, METALLIC CENTER PIECES, STORE CUKTJLIXS with or without pla and artistic lett ring a specialty. CHICAGO PRICES DUPLICATEP. Samples of Wall Papers sent en application. ILEIVRY IJEHJIAJS.'t. Window Shade Mnnufucl-u it, OMAHA. A I U THIS NEW ELASTIC TRUS& Hu a Fad differuiz from all othtn, t ep-hp, with SKAdjuUsg Ball la center, adapt lUclf to all poaltloiu of the bod 7, whllt the BAll tn tht the Bernla Is beld leeartly day anil nigbt. arnt a radical cure etr tain. It lieuj, durable and cheap. Sent by mail. Cucnlan " Eggleslon Truss Co., Chicaao, III.. OnoCent will bu" a postal card on wfcich to send your address and receive free (postage prepaid) a 100 page book on "Tfca Xilver, lta Slaeanea and their Trentmei t," Including Malarial troubles. Address De. Baxtord. 160 Broadway. Xew York. THOMPSON'S EYE WATER This well-known and thoroughly efficient reuiedj for diseases of thEve. has acquired a world-wid reputation during the past clKhty-flve years, and It It a remarkable fact that this reputation has he? n sus tained simply by the Merita or the Medlcln Itself and not by puffins or eztenslreadertlsln(r. Th many thousands who bare used It win bear testimonj to the truth of this statement. Manufactured onh by JOHS L. THOMPSON". SONS & CO.. Troy, Ne York. 1'rlce 25 cents. Sold by all druggists. JOHN BAUMER, JEWELER! OMAHA. NEB Sendl. X X.ct dollars tor s box of Joe A ami f aiEOii ca-iule. ilrlctij pure and 'reah. r!t, la Amr! ca. AdiressJoe 4S.ni, 151 h St.. Omaha. Vztr A. B. Hubermann, OMAQA, NEB. Wholesale Jeweler! Send yonr orders and 6ave frelcht- UOSTETTESV fj 1 CELEBRATED Ia 8T03IACH lTTEr?s IfSEHSIBlxjK 6 vStruss J? 'fl 1 1 livl e -ra "TV i!"S-3 i""W H I P ! B v Jilllljliilj TMfected8 butter color ItGIvesBatterthegUt-odgedeolor the year round. The largestButter Buyers recommend 1U nse. Thousands of Patrymen say IT IS PERFECT. Usarlbralltae best Creameries. Awarded the Inter. naUoMlDIploma at N.Y. Dairy Fair. Asg your drug- forIt;orwrItetoMkwhatltls,what Jtroitawhonealt.wheretoeetlt. WELLS. HI - CO- Prop Ctora. B.rttartoa, Vt 'IIHi'iflaUT L.fU.A(.ail-J niiPT. rfJiii rWIQH JHrnK fnYMrBI. W FOB MATISM f Neuralqia, Sciatica, Lumbaqo, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth equats St. Jacobs Oil as a safe, stirr, simple and cheap External Rrmedy A trial entails but the comparatiTely tnflirg outlay of 30 Cents, and ereryont) suffering with pain can hare cheap and positire proof of its claims. Directions in Elsren Languages. BOLD BT ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALEES IK HEDI0IHE. A. VOGZLER & CO., linltimorr, JTd., V. 8. J If yon are Interested In the inquiryWhich is the best Liniment for Man and Beastl this is the answer, at tested by two generations : the MEXICAN MUSTANG LINI MENT. The reason is sim ple. It penetrates eTery sore, wound, or lameness, to the very bone, and drives out all inflammatory and morbid mat ter. It goes to the root " of the trouble, and never fails to cure in double quick time. hop bitters; (A Medicine, not a Drlalu) CONTAINS HOPS, BDCIIU, 3IAJOJRAKE, DANDELION, A5D Tins PCRMT ASD BESTXtXDtCAI.QU.aXI TXX3 Or ALL OT1IXB BlTTXSS. TECEY CTJIfcE All Diseases of theStomach. Bowels, Blood, Mvpr. Kldnevs.and L'rlnjrrOrcanS. Ner Yousness, bleeplessnessand especially Female Complaints. SIOOO IN COLD. a a Dald for a case they will not euro i i p, or for anything impure or Injurious found In them. -your druggist for Hop Blttera indtry x. before you sleep. Tnko nn ither. D i .Isanabsolutcandlrreststlblecnrefor ".nseuness, use of opium, tobacco and narcotics. BHHK Gens foe Ciecttlait. All lUrrt lold by drntrghti. Hot Bitten Jlf,;. Co., RocbnUr, ?. Y., St Toronto, OaU jii .Muuuutlii mi o tira Ui Speedy and effectual remedj for all diseases of the Stoir ach. Bowels, and Kidncy- and a certain preventive of Fever and Apue. Ifl Cough Cure positively a saft. tCi UiU ttUU BnUJ 1.U1&AW aVSUO coughs, croup, asthma, whoop ness. Influenza, Incipient consumption, and all dis eases or the throat and lungs 50c per bottle 8 Arnica Liniment Is the be external remedy that can b used for Cuts, Bruises, Sprain. Rheumatism. Etc ALMA FOR THE HAIR-A reliable restora tlve and perfect hatr-c.slng. Frees the head from dandruff, and cures all dlstases of the scalp. Manufactured by C. F. GOOOHAX, Whole aule Drusotlat Omaha, Neb., and Sold j all Retail Trugglt. Do You Wish To Know? 1. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW alx-rt ia-as- her people, her hoinea. ber lands, her produ'ia. hat towns, her counties and her public laadlutloBS? 2. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW boof wonderful climate, the no less wonderful seernfj at charming summer resorts, the magmlfleent minr, n4 the marvelous erowth generally of Cotorado. Mexico, which is Just developing a cUmaie and r - t-r wealth surposxlng even that of Colorado? 4. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW ! zona, without doubt the richest mineral country In tna United States, with other advantage of climate and JllT 5. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW abowt Cast fornta and ibo sections of the Golden Slope, both norU andrtuth? . ,, 6. DO YOU WISH TQ KNOW in CM Mexico and its prospects f ,.. . 7. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW how t ra these States ind Terniortes easily and quickly? If lKet art the tMnat ya ietA to know. tcrUe f CareU. P. 4 T. A. RS. OIJEKO. AT.4S.F.B,E. Topctaa. Kant. incuts Wanted JJEyy-T IDOL WORSHMORL'D By K ' ''-V . at t Ynlohnmn. Japan. A ik i f tnn' hl litrvt. itcrllicg the mnntUtut arls'i'-itn' t i ' sMit-wffm of Ittolntrou XConl n n ii ' iinn ?' f l'" -rld. The only volume ecrr wnei"V g ifr. a- tihj.H.t. (..obtains a thniuin4 mv lOniiQt -h-tn p-ttitn- II" wllil Imasinatmrs of iivn neiiii ?. SIrll. "' Url;clii aoJ itiii ' 11 m. (: il "I" itraitg bfhtf. ix -id. ifr uilt. ut-.f'fift'rirhtp.te)itpu, 'l tnu, r.ii. f " .- d r i-ir.iu It s iikW ntrlk us'f Pin- -mMm!. -l "'.mI n cry unqe J-pan. sc.tvh- I . trnlj a Wfinilt-rr-tl U-olcaiuicMJ. .i. liiiiin-!-rf-r. Kr -amj:- ritc, tT-in. rtiv ad-ir--. Ul'U't l;' U'r A K. t' -J k-jw t - . Ma f3Hy?illii:M:l The Rent Cnu-th .Xrras I Plso's Cure for Con-ramDtlon It acts quick: and It tastes good. Done "(-flail. bottle Inr-rn. Therefore the cheapest aa wel' aa the beat. Sold everywhere. -3c. and Sl.00 per bottle. 3 lbs. of cm 12 Celebrated SUK-SOM CHOP TFI sent by mail on receipt of S2.5D i or t SAMPLE of same on receipt of S cents. It Is the FI5tSTTE imported. Warranted rosuitall tastes. Postage stamps taken. Tsrsitcs. The firr-at American Tea Co., Importers. P. n T v '"' si fe 33 Vesev St. K. "Y TCIQ Choicest In the worl . Importers" prices. I EWOiLa-gest Company In Amcrtc staple ar tele pleases everybody trade continually Increasing. Agents wa td everywhere best Inducements c on't waste time wnd for circular. BOBT WELLS. 43 Vrse St.. X. Y.. P: O. Box 1237. ALLEX'8 BKAIS FOOD cures Nervous Debil ity, weakness of sexual organs,tl;all druggists. Sen for circular to Allen's Pharmacy. 31 1st Ave . if. Y. V. ?4. l,'M Omaha. 33 7 When writing to adveitlscrs please sav von 5RW the alvnrtippment in tr. -.t ITaaC4ali"fl?K-l!KV itiirWEEMEui, iW.YYAn ft .-