i tfjrar""- -- S''3"rr't A - i i M A l GIlAN'iTIA AL'CS DOES. n. A. POE. I wants to mend my wagou, An' I has to have some nails; Jus' two, free will be plenty, "We're going to haul our rails. The splendidest cob fences We're makln' ever was ! I wis' you'd "help us find 'em Gran'ma al'us does. lly horse's name is Betsey; She jumped an J broke her head ; I put her in the stable And fed her milk and bread. The stable'6 in the parlor; s "We didn't make no muss, I wis' you'd let it stay there, Gran'ma al'us does. Fs goingto the cornfield To ride on Charley'6 plow; I 'epect he'd like to have me I wants to go right now. Oh, won't I gee up awful, And whoa like Charley whoas I wis' you wouldn't bother Gran'ma never does. I wants some bread and butter, Fsc hungry worstest kind; But Taddie mustn't have none;- 'Cause she wouldn't mind; Put plenty sugar on it. ' fell you what I know s It's right to put on sugar Gran'ma al'us dncs. TIIE GIVER'S liEWAKD. "Who gives and hides the givn.g hand Nor countfe on favor, fame or praie, Shall find his smallest gift outweighs The burden of the sea and land. "Who gives to whom hath nought been given. His gift in need, though small indeed As is the grss-blade's find-blown seed, e large as earth and rich as heaven. OUIt 'POSSUM HUNT. B. G. MIL.DHED IN nOME AND FAKM. Supper was just over, and the bevy of gay pirls had adjourned to the bal cony, laurhing and chatting, as a crowd wf girls will do under event' most tryinjr circumstances; but to-nif t was as lovely as a dream, with a big full moon Hooding the world in a glory of mellow radiance, and the south wind was sweet with the fragrance of au tumn. "What a jewel of a night!" exclaim ed the restless Kate. "How I wish we had something to do something out of the common run, you know, girls; in fact, something just a trifle awful for," she continued musingly, "Eve played 'Miss Harrison1 till I'm a per fect lightning rod, and goodness! what's troubling the hounds to-night? Will you listen to that yell?" "They're thinking of a hunt," ex plained lone "Whenever they group themselves together and howl and whine so, it's a certain indication; not one of them but knows it's an elegant night" "Olt!" screamed Kate, it's an idea after ni- own heart; I'll thank you all to deatli if j-ou'll go 'possum hunting with me. Oh, do do say yes!" plead ed the extravagant girl in her winsome Irish way. "Glorious! glorious!' cried Mamie and Belle. "Oh, lone can't we?" "Why, I guess so, you fooli-h chil dren," smiled that youngs lady in her dark grand way." "However, I'm not sure. I'll go and see Tom-Bob about the horses." "That's a darling lone!" railed Kate. "Go and see Tom-Bob, and get him in a good humor before you ask him; if you on't he will swear every mother's colt of 'cm are in the" creek pasture,and they might as well be in Halifax. Promise that oracle anything, give him anything, lone give him 'tally,'" continued the wild girl, laugh'ng softly. "Kate!" reprovingly, from the gentle Mamie, "your propensity for slang " "Oh, hang my propensity! I tell you, Mamie, this 'possuni hunt is of more dreadful importance to me right now than even book of etiquette on the American continent." "I believe you," sighed the little sis ter. "But girls, 3 ou do wrong to laugh at Kate so much; she is getting dread ful." But no one could help laughing at the redoubtable Kate, and we all laughed anew as she replied solemnly, "Don't you get sarcastic, Mamie; please to re member I was born dieadful." "And pray, what does Tom-Bob say?" I asked, discerning lone in the shadow of the doorway. "Well," she answered. ("Thank goodness," from Kate,) "he says there is not a horse in the stable, except Dixie." "Spirit of truth!" cried Kate, grasp ing her shoulders. "You did not talk to iiim right. "What did you say to the little rascal? What did you promise him? Wlnjre is he? Bet you fifty dol lars I can get him!" "But really, Kate." said one, holding her. back, "he is perfectry correct; Ire member now, the horses were carried to the plantation this morning. The mules " "Ah! bless the mules! the darlings! they'll do just as well. They' re the pride of my existence, and no one wag- ever afraid to ride a good gentle family. mule, you Know, looking meaningly at the timid Mamie, who was already sigh ing for the pretty brown pony. And, besidesj if any oue is ashamed, it's night and moonlight, like charity, covers a multitude of sins. The mules will look as fine as horses. What about saddles, lone?" "Only two," said lone. "So there it is again." "Well, I'm sure I don't care for one stall, if you'll let me have your Mexi can bridle, lone. Give Mamie and Belle the saddles, and we three will go unin cumbered, and you go and inform the oracle that we want four mules.and Dix ie for yourself, as no one else wishes to contend with that imp of Satan. Tell Tom-Bob we'll take 'em half-and-half that is, half saddled, half otherwise. Now girls, lets get our wrap on, and hie aay to the stables." We wero soon there, congregated amid the barking of hounds and snort ing of mules in all stages of decoration. Ione's splendid black horse stood aside, pawing viciously; and, as Tom-Bob, in a general grin of delight, led forward "Old Rock," all gaily decked in the fan ciful toggery of the Mexican bridle, I could not repress a smile, myself. Ma mie has an idea that everything in the animal order is wild, until it has been proven to her ladyship that it is too old to move. So she begged Kate to be very careful about mounting that big mule; he looked so awful large and strong, she just knew he would take the bit right between his teeth and run like liht rung. ''Tor shame, Mamie! ' indignantly re plied Kate. "Thi mule hasn't had a tooth in his head in ten years. He's fif ty years if he's a day." "I don't care; 1 wouldn't risk his gums," insisted Mamie. "I know it," assented the elder sister; "but you waltz on with your ancient rat Til paddle my own mule!" And she did. We all got started finally, lone grace fully sitting her fiery bareback steed. Belle and 1 each clinging to the respec tive backbones of two seemingly very kindly disposed mules, while Mamie was securely fixed upon a diminutive animal that Kate said strong circum stantial evidence pointed to as belong ing to the race of males fashioned in the days of Abraham; and Tom-Bob ran on ahead with the hounds, all frantic in their supreme delight. . "Tom-Bob, the oracle," rried Kate, "if you please, where hideth the poor 'possum you seek this night to disturb?" "Right down here, ftfis Kate, in de hollpw dis swamp where de spring branch is, you know, and de big pop lar." "Yes, to be sure," answered she, with afgrimace. "I only hope this antiqua ted hat rack hello! Bob-Tom, pull down the bars, you monkey!" "'Scuse me, Miss Kate, I thought for sho' " "Yes, you thought I was on a horse; but I'll have Tou to know this .mule is past the jumping age." "Yes'm, but I thought as how you would make him." "Oli! go to Guinea. Bob-Tom." "Yes'm," agreed that accommodat ing individual. Down the hill we plunged through the rank grass, wet with the falling dew, and the rapid footfalls of the eager hounds, as they sniffed the damp night air, was pleasing in the extreme; and we began to be just a little excited. As we neared the "big poplar," Bob-Tom warned us to "look jut Ring would have him up d'rectly," for which Kate gravely thanked him. Sure enough, the next moment almost, there was a stifled cry from the dog, then another and an other, till every dog joined in, and made the night musical. The oracle yelled till I feared he would injure himself; then, to Mamie's horror, Kate took up the refrain and encouraged the running pack vigor msry. Mamie expostulated, but Lady Kate informed her that she 'would holler as much as she pleased, and she'didn't care a racket what any said so there!" And urging forward her reluctant steed, she joined in the chase. About this time a startled scream from Belle reached me, and I reigned in my Belcephalus to discover what had hurt her, and to my dismay discovered her all in a demoralized heap in.the tall grass. "Here I am, if jou can't find me. I lost my grip on Sambo's back bone, and I think my neck is broken if it is not, my back certainly is; and my heart ditto, for how am I ever to re mount that disconsolate animal?" That was the question, I was prone to admit; but finally she found a stump, and after much coaxing, persuaded him near enough to mount him, and we took a short cut over the hill to join the others.- The hounds had lost the track and were hunting rapidly and almost quietly when we reached them, and Kate was forlorn, but -Tom-Bob sissured her they would find him presently. After ashort while, a prolonged whine from 'Ring brought even dog to the spot, and Tom Bob delightedly informed us he (mean ing the unfortunate 'possum) was "treed," and forthwith proceeded to the honored locality. "Dat 'possum," lomarked the irre pressible small boy, "must be a natural fool to go up a tree; mout know I sar tain togit'im. Dar'tis now," musingly; "if he aint picked out a tarnil dark place, which, bressdcLord! is de very ting he has gone and done. Down Ring! off Mac! Now, Miss Kate, what is I to do?" "What's up?" queried she in response, not having heard his soliloquy. "Why, den, de 'possum is up one of dese trees, an' it am so confounded dark I can't tell one from which. I wants a light to shine dat 'possum's eyes." "All right," said she, uncovering her silken red head, and ridinsr under the trees. "Now watch out for him, Bob Tom." ' 'My eje, Miss Kate, but 3011 am a good "un," grinned that ball of dark ness, is he swung himself with cat-like agility into the tree; "Des j'ou hold on, Miss Kate, an' I'll have dat 'possutn or bust, now in half a minute." "All right; but let me know, before you drop him to terra fr?:a," com manded Kate. A moment more and a sound of con fused scuffling reached us from the tree. "Have you gothim, Tom-Bob?" called Kate, eagerly. "You bet I have; right by the tail! Look out. Miss Kate; here he conies to tumbly-fiimbly. O Lord!" And down came the little grizzled scamp, and Tom-Bob after him, all in a crash and such a confusion! Such a yelling from the boy, and such a yelping from the hounds, and such a racket generally, I never encountered. Kate was fairly wild with excitement "Oh, Tom," she screamed, "take him away; tlipy"!! tear him all to gibht! Just look at Mac and Charlie; they are swallowing him whole! R.r goodness sake, bring him here!" "'Possum tough as whit leather. Dese dogs is b:rely tetched him," said Tom, as he rescued the little muddy thing of fur, and stretched him out at full length and viewed him meditatively. "Why, the poor little rabbit is dead, poor thing! It's no 'possum at all only a dear little rabbit," exclaimed Mamie, just becoming fully alive to the situation. "Oh! its entirely, perfectly dead! Ain't it awful, girls?" "It's enough to bring tears to the eyes of a tar baby," assented Miss Kate, gravely. "But think of it, Ma mie, 'a dear little rabbit' indeed! You 're a dear little simpleton a consum mate goose, I must say. Pray, who has ever seen a rabbit with such a tail?" "Oh, yes!" murmured the subdued "infant,' as Kate called her. 'To be sure. I had not considered that." "I guess not," emphatically, from the terrible Kate. "Well, and whatae Mac and Charlie after now?" asked lone, as a fresh chorus came up from the ditch beyond. "After something else, I 'spose, Miss 'Ona. Maybe another 'possum. Leni megosee," responded Bob-Tom; and trotted off, while Kate volunteered to keep guard over the deceased "var mint." The dogs were rather quiet, except for an occasional cry from the vivacious Mac. We were all getting a little tired and sleepy; sitting perfectly still and quiet, when a stifled scream from Kate aroused us with a vengeance. "Truth crushed to earth will rise again! Ye godb! look at that 'possum!" and to our utter dismay and perfect astonish ment, the bead-eyed little wretch gath ered himself together and made off with startling alacrity. We yelled and screamed for the dogs and Tom-Bob; we did everything possible in the way of noise and girls; but in spite of it all, that ridiculous 'possum waddled through a clump of bushes and was lost to our sight forever. Bob-Tom and the hounds finally ap peared on the scene, the former perfect lv disrated at our recent performance; .ic "i nought anybody knowed a 'possum b'tter"n that; anybody what had any fotchin up at all, sho'ly knowed a 'pos sriu was a mighty 'ceivin critter and 'ud bear watclnn' all de time." "Yes, Bob-Tom," answered the con trite Kate; "but Tve never had any 'fotchin up,' more's the pity, and I real ly thought he was stone dead and cold. But ''twas ever thus from childhood's hour.' Let's go home; it must be near ly day, and it's certainly no use to look for tnat 'possum now, as by this time he is certainly going through the next county. "It's no more dan 10 o'clock, but I 'grees wid you 'bout not huntin' for dat 'possum no more. Don't 'zerve to hab 'ina, dat's a fact," in a lower tone. Suiting action to word, he called Mac and Charlie and started home, the other dogs following their leaders; and we five disconsolate girls faced about, and paced slowly after a weary, a wiser, if not a better party. The Death or Calhoun. February Atlantic An unpublished letter from Mr. R. M. T. Hunter, a Virginia senator, gives some interesting facts concerning Mr. Calhoun's last moments, and the views at that time of the southern magnates. "Mr. Calhoun's death," wrote Mr. Hunter, "was eminently simple, calm, and unaffected no display or preten sion, nothing for stage effect He knew that his mortal sickness was upon him, but he did not expect to die so soon. The evening before his death he had his mail read to him, commented upon some of the letters, and directed his son to clear up his table, as was his wont every night In the night, when he found lie was dying, he directed his son to pack up his papers and watch, and to give his pencil to his son Andrew. When speech left him he still showed consciousness by signs; and, beckoning to his son, squeezed his hand and ex pired, without pain and without fear. He had always said to me previously and to others through his sickness that he had no apprehensions of deatli; that it was an event in relation to which he felt that he had no right to entertain a wish. He was a man of few quota tions, but one which he often used to me was that there was 'the same Provi dence on the fatal as the natal hour.' He was not consulted as to his birth, nor did he believe that his wishes ought to weigh or even exist as to his death: such I supnose to have been his mean ing. He had a greater faith in his ab stractions, one and all, than any other man I ever saw, and this was his ab straction (as I think) about death." "But," Mr. Hunter went On to say, "you must not whisper it to any one: I believe that he died under the firm impression that the south was 'betrayed' and gone. Indeed, he told me it was 'betrayed' the last time I ever saw him. Do not mention this, however. One of the last things he ever said to Judge Butler was, 'Don't despond, judge; nev er despond!' And if we mean to fight the battle we must not despond; or, if we do, we must not let the people see it until all is manifestly useless. Clay's course and Foote's eternal talk about compromise have done more to let down the tone of southern feeling than every thing else put together. Had Clay not taken the course lie did, and had Foote and every other southern man forborne to press compromises on those who talked of nothing of the sort themselves, we might have gotten. I think, a fair compromise: say, the line of 36.30 through to the Pacific, with a recogni tion of slavery south of that line. Such, at least, is my opinion. Buchanan would have been willing to agree to this, I believe, and I think I know others in the north who would have agreed to the same. The north would not have severed the Union sooner than to submit to such a propo sition." Mr. Calhoun's death elicited glowing eulogies in both houses of congress, but the most impressive was that of Henry Claj. Evidently standing on the brink of his own grave, he went on to say, "I was his senior, Mr. President, in years in nothing else. According to the course of nature, I ought to have preceded him. It has been decreed otherwise; but I know that I shall linger hen only a short time, and shall sono follow him." President Taylor. February Atlant c. General Taylor was elected president as an "available" candidate. The whigs, in nominating him rather than Webster or Clay, surrendered their good repute of fidelity, threw off all pretense of principle, and supported the htro of Buena Vista "as the only means" so said Mr. Winthrop "of averting the present policy of the coun try." His defeated competitors for the nomination were naturally much cha grined, for their ambition had not been weakened by age, or disheartened by defeit, while their credulity had only been increased with their years. Mr. Clay had confidently expected to be nominated until the result came upon him like a clap of thunder in a clear sky; and he not only denounced the action of the convention, butwassevere in his criticisms upon his former lieu tenant, John J. Crittendon, for what he had done to bring it about Mr. Web ster was equally forcible in his denun ciation of treacherous friends at the convention, and, while his pecuniary necessities forced him to accept a con siderable sum of money from the whig state committee of Massachusetts, in payment for one of his oracular speech es advocating the election of Talor, he did not hesitate to say that there was "no man more firmly of opinion that such a nomination was not fit to be made." General Taylor was, of all the men who have filled the presidential chair by the choice of the people, the one least competent to perform its duties. He had been placed before his country men as a candidate in spite of his re peated avowals of incapacity, inex perience, and repugnance to all civil duties. Although sixty-four years of age, he had never exercised the right of suffrage, and he was well aware that he was elected because of his military prowess. But no sooner did he learn that he had. been choseu than he dis played, the same invincible courage, practical sense, and indomitaole energy of purpose in the discharge of his new and arduous civil duties which had characterized his military career. The personal appearance of Gen. Taylor, as he read his inaugural ad dress from a platform erected in front of the eastern portico of the capitol, was not imposing. His figure was somewhat portly, and his legs were short; his thin, gray hair was unbrush ed; his whiskers were of the military cut then prescribed; his features were weather-bronzed and care-furrowed; and he read almost inaudibly. It was evident, however, that he was a popu lar favorite, and when he had concluded, the vociferous cheering of the assem bled thousands was echoed by the firing of cannon and the music of the bands. The inaugural message showed that General Taylor regarded the union as in danger, and that he intended to use every possible exertion for its preserva tion. Mr. Calhoun had requested, through Mr. Clayton, that nothing should be said in the inaugural on this subject, which had prompted the addi tion of a paragraph, in which the in coming president declared that a disso lution of the union would be the great est of calamities, and went on to say, "Whatever dangers may threaten it, I shall stand by it, and maintain it in its integrity, to the full extent of the obli gations imposed and the power con ferred upon mc by the constitution." Wretched, Indeed, Are those whom a confirmed tendencv to bil liousnes?, subjects to the various and" change ful symptoms indicative of liver complaint. Nausea, 6ick headache, constipation, furred tongue, an unpleasant breath, a dull or sharp pain in the neighborhood of the affected or gan, impurity of the "blood and loss of appe tite signalize it as one of the most distressing, as it is one of the most common of maladies. There is, however, a benign specific for the disease and alli's unpleasant manifestations. It is the concurrent testimony of the publi" smd the medical profession, that Eostetter's Stomach Bitters is a medicine which achieves results speedily felt, thorough and benign. Be sides rectifying liver disorder, it invigorates the fee 'e, conquers kidney and bladder com plaints, and hastens the convalesence of those recovering from enfeebling diseases. Moreover it is the grand specific for fever and ague. Trifles light as air boarding house pillows. Frank's Movements. The battles of the Valley of Mexico had been fought and the army once more had a season of rest Recruits, however, continued to arrive at Vera Cruz, and Camp Washington, outside of the city walls, was formed, under the command of Major Pitcher, an amiable gentleman and good officer. Mr. Laws was the assistant adjutant general. Our mess was composed of some wild spirits from the south and west, aud many a prank was played on the moonlight nights beside the gulf. Among other splendid fellows long gone to their rest was Lieutenant Mac . We subal terns were drilled every morning, but poor Mac, who had a defective memory, never could retain enough tactics in his mind to enable him to give a proper com mand when the occasion required it He had a good first sergeant, however, one whose long service had made him familiar with the execution of every or der, and Mac habitually depended on him to be, prompted. Upon one occa sion, as the companies were, marching out to evening parade and were forming "on the right by file into line," Mac suddenly forgot the 'command, and to his discomfiture his first sergeant was on the sick report. Here was a dilem ma, and there was but a moment or two to spare. Glancing hastily at the lead ing files he uttered the following singu lar command, which caused a roar of laughter from all who heard it: "Do as the rest do, march!" This was almost equal to a German recruit's reply to the gallant Wynkoop, of the Second Pennsjivania volunteers. He was making the grand rounds at midnight on the march to the City of Mexico, when he came upon -the post of weary Teuton who was anxiously count ing the hours, waiting to be relieved. "Who comes der?" shouted the sentinel in stentorian tones, bringing his musket to a charge. "The grand rounds," was the reply. "Oh! the grant .rounts," was the quick and impatient rejoinder, "I tort it was de rcleef." In our mess we had a handsome boy, about twenty years of age, who waited on table, brushed clothes, etc. His name was Frank, and his obliging dis position and general intelligence made him many friends. One day the men were playing ball on the parade-ground, and Lieutenant S , of Louisiana, was watching the sport, when I observed him suddenly give a singular start. "Did you notice," he remarked hur riedly, "how Frank attempted to catch the ball?" "No, I did not," I replied, "was there anything peculiar about it?" "Rather," he answered, thoughtfully. "Something very peculiar very. A man would have involuntarily raised his hands, but Frank acted as women do that is, he used the same motion a wo man would use to catch a thing in her dress or apron. What if he should turn out to be a woman? Do you know I have been thinking lately that his smoot h face, rich color and the soft lan guor of his ees are something strange For a man to possess." "Suspicious?" I replied. "I'd ven ture none but yourself ever got such an idea Besides he's quite young." "The surgeon thinks pretty much as I do," replied S , as he walked to where Captain Campbell, of Georgia, was standing. A little later the surgeon and few oth ers were in the mess tent and Frank was ordered to appear and requested by the surgeon to strip. He, or rather she, became deadly pale, and pleaded to be excused. Again the order was repeated, when, finding it no longer possible to conceal the truth, Frances confessed her sex. Her husband was a soldier in the command, and she was compelled to assume her proper garb, and, in consid eration of her excellent behavior, she was consigned to the company of her husband as a laundress, which enabled her to draw rations. She pleaded hard to he allowed to wear soldier's clothing until we arrived at the end of our march, but Major Bainbridge, who had assumed command, was inexorable, and Frank was compelled to dress as a wo man. Progress in India. Missionary Herald. Mr. Winsor. writing from Siroor, In- dia, says: "The interest we are having in one of our villages surpasses all I have pre viously witnessed. The gospel of Christ is really taking hold of Mie people, and man, I trust, will soon be numbered among those who are renewed in heart and fife. The work the teacher has done in Ranjangar has been owned and blest of God. The people have allowed the teacher's little boy to carry off and break up some of their idols. When thej began to remonstrate, the teacher said: 'If they are gods, aud my boy carries them off, they will either take care of themselves, or punish him for his attempt to despoil them.' The peo ple were content to wait the issue, and the effect ou them was most wonderful. They have completely lost all confidence in their idols, and have ceased to bow to the feet of their hitherto respected re ligious teacher. 1 have baptized one of tltese men, and his wife is to be baptized soon." "A darker day is before this people than ever befell them during the long, long famine. Three months have weary eyes and hearts been look:ng and hopiug for rain; three months and not even a shower sufficient to make grass grow. There is not a blade of green grass to be seen, so to speak, not a sin gle crop this season, so far, and another famine more dreadful than the previous one stares these people in the face. This distress is more especially local. At Satara and Sholapur it ma not be so; but here it is worse than Before." Three weeks later than the date of the previous letter, Mr. Winsor writes: "Thanks be unto God, the heavens drop down fatness. When the last hope was just falling into despair the waters of heaven descended. Rain has fullen in rich abundance; the whole face of na ture, and man's too, has become a ra diant smile. Your hearts will unite in praising God for his mere to us. "I went again to Ranjangar last Fri day, and, beyond all my expectations, I came away bringing their god with me. Yes, two images of the god Ganpatti and three images of their Nundi Biles. Before these images these people have bowed for generations, but now, in the presence of each other, they put them into my hands, and they are with me now to be brought to America when we come." Taking Cold. This vague "household word" indi cates one or more of a long, varied train of unpleasant affections, nearly always traceable to one or the other of only two causes; sudden change of temperature and unequal distribution of temperature. No extremes of heat or cold can alone effect this result; persons frozen to death do not "take cold" during the process. But if a part of the body be rapidly cooled, as by evaporation from a wet article of clothing, or by sitting in a draught of air, the rest of the body Re maining at an ordinary temperature; or if the temperature of the whole be sud denly changed by going out into a warm room, there is much liability of trouble. There is an old saying "when the air comes through a hole, say your prayers to save your soul;" and I should think, almost any one could get "a cold" with a spoonful of water, or the wrist held to a key hole. Singular as it may seem, sudden warming, when cold, is more dangerous than the reverse. Everyone has noticed how soon the handkerchief is required on entering a heated room on a cold day. Frost bite is an extreme illustration of this. As the Irishman said, on picking himself up, it was not the fall, but stepping so quickly that hurt him. It is not the lowering of the temperature to the freezing point, but its subsequent elevation that devitalizes the tissue. This is why rubbing with snow, or bathing with cold waterTis re quired to restore safely a frozen part; the arrested circulation must be very fradually restored, or inilamation, per aps mortification, ensues. ' General precautions against tnkinjr cold are al most self-evident in the light There is ordinarily little, if any, danger to be apprehended from wet clothes so Ion mg as exercise is kept up, for the "glow about compensates for the extra cooling by evaporation. Nor is a complete drenching more likely to be injurious than wetting of one part But never sit still wet, and in changing rub the body dry. There is a general tendency, springing from fatigue, indolence and indifference, to neglect damp feet; that is to say, to dry them by the fire; but this process is tedious and uncertain. I would say especially, off with muddy boots and sodden socks at once dry stockings and slippers, afterahunt,may make just the difference of your being able to go out again or never. Take care never to check perspiration; during this process the body may be in a some what critical condition, aud a sudden arrest of the function may result disas trously even fatally. )ne part of the business of perspiration is to equalize bodily temperature, and it must not be interfered with. She had Business with Congress. Wash! gton Post. "Where's congress? I'm looking for congress," said -a tall, one-ejed woman, peering through .pne of the doors of the house of representatives, the other morning. "Is that fellow with a bald head congress? "What do you want with congress, anyhow?" demanded a deputy door keeper, gruffly. "Hold on, you can't go in there?" "I come from Bucks county, Pa., to see congress, and if you've got it on draught anywhere around here, I want some. What's the reason I can't go in there?" "Cause you can't. Nobody allowed here but memoers." "That red-headed man with a squint a member?" "No; he's one of the member's secre taries. He has a right on the floor." "Is that lop-sided chap with a wig one of the secretaries?" "No; he's a friend of a member. Had a pass." "What's that bare-legged boy falling over the back of a chair? Has he got any friends?" "He's one of the pages." "Who's that red-nosed artist with a sore-ear? Did he have a pass?" "That's a messenger. He don't need a pass." "What's that fellow with his legs on a desk? Is he one of the bosses?" "He's one of the clerks." "Any of them fellows pay any taxes?" "I think not. Don't know," said the doorkeeper indifferently. "Now, young feller, you want to hunt for room to stand in while I bust through this door. Don't fool with me, or your friends will think 3-011' ve been doing business with a steam grindstone. I pay taxes on three acres and eight pigs up in Bucks county, and I'mgoingthrough this 'ere congress like a contribution box through a congregation. You just crawl out of sight, if you don't want 3our spine to change places with the next township. Where's the congress from Bucks county? Show me the Bucks county congress, and if he don't get a bill through this town to send that hare-lipped old sky-rocket, who wants to foreclose a mortgage on my place, to the penitentiary, he'll wish he'd been born a tree and cut down and burned up when he was young. Point out the congress f 1 om Bucks county before I have you inside out, to see how you're put together. Tell me I can't go in among a lot of clerks, and passes, and pages! If there's a square foot of con gress left by the time I reach it, it'll wish it was covered with hair that conies out without hurting." They induced her to leave by telling her that the member "from Bucks county" held its session in the patent office, and she departed, threatening to get the bill disposing of her mortgage through before she left town, or make the Bucks county member think a "cider barrel had busted under him just as a shot-tower fell on top of him," The authorities of the postoffice in Glasgow, Scotland, are about to make arrangnients for the permanent lighting of the main deparments of the building with the Compton electric system Sat isfactory experiments have been made with that system for some time in the sorting room and in the telegraph in strument office. "I have no patience with a man who can't remember a thing longer than it's being told him," exclaimed Jones, im patiently. "Now, I can carry a thing in my mind a month, if need be. "You're a lucky dog, Jones," remarked Pendegrast, quickly; "is isn't everybody has so much room in his mind, you know." The great sorrows of life are either a curse or a blessing to us. Even the open grave may be a doorway into the heaven of a larger faith or the open way into a life 01 solemn despair. There will be no eclipses in 1881. Thev have not been drawing particularly well of late. Wliat We BnoirAliout It. Cairo ail.) RadlcalTlepublican. "What do you know about St. Ja cobs Oil?" said one of our oldest sub scribers. This sos a fair question and we answer, that we are reliably inform ed that a gentleman of this city who has suffered untold agony, and spent a mint of money to get relief from-Rheu-matism, in desperation bought some and tried it, and declares that it is the btst remedy for Rheumatism he ever heard of. It is when our budding hopes are nipped beyond r -covery by some rough wind, that we are most disposed to pic ture to ourselves what flowers they might have borne had they flourished. ETOSStY TOUE. Keokuk Constitution. A man, or even a piece of machinery, that does its work right every time, is, we think, very correctly judged "valu able." And certainly none the less valu able is any article designed to relieve the ills of mankind, and wnich does so every time. Messrs Jones, Cook & Co., Bay State Brewery, Boston, Mass., write: We have used St. Jabobs Oil among our men and find that it helps them "every time." We therefore heartily recdm mend it as a pain-healing liniment Vever put much confidence in such as put no confidence in others. A man prone to suspect evil is mostly looking out for what he sees in himself. With a view of approximately ascer tiining how long after death phosphorus can be detected in cases of poisoning, Dr. L. Medicus killed a hen with that substance. Twenty-three days after ward the fowl was dissected. The di gestive organs were observed to be quite luminous, and the presence of phos phorus was easily detected. . n - ... m. . pli. Physician of 5rcat Prominence jfa Thirty-sixth street. New York city, was nna- liUle to even nap .Mr. vm. jnch.ee, 01 f aterson, VN. J., suuenng the agonies always attendant ipon diseased kidneys. As an honest man :nd practitioner he prescribed and cured him ltr using one bottle of Waraer'e Safe Kidney end Liver Cure. A Bad Thing on Yessels. "This sudden close of navigation is a bad thing on vessels out," remarked an old sail-loft man at Detroit, recently, "bu'tldont expect our lake marine will ever see another such time as in 1843. I was sailing in the Albatross then, and within twenty-four hours Lake Huron froze six inches thick. On the morning of November 10th it was as warm as June. Next day we were fast in the ice under the lee of an island, 100 miles from the main land." "What was the name of that island?" asked a man who was chewing crackers behind the stove. "Gentlemen," said the saloonkeeper, "this sail-loft man is a person of truth, and I hope there will be no further in terruptions." "There we were, fast as a rock, and the weather growing colder all the time," continued the narrator. "At the eno of the next four days the ice around us was twenty-two inrjhes thick." "Who measured it?" queried an old man with a frost bitten ear. "Gentlemen, if there is any man here who doesn't believe that ice was twenty-two inches thick, out he goes!" ex claimed the saloonist as he struck his fist down. "At the end of five days we hadn't a scrap of provisions left There were seven men of us, and starvation stared us in the face. TA e fried and ate our boot legs, and made soup of the mate's fnr hat, aud scraped along for three or four days, and then we drew lots to see who should die. It fell on the cook." "Was he a nigger?" asked the man over a barrel. "Gentlemen, we must have order here!" shouted the owner of the pice "I was selected to kill him,"" sadfjjt continued the sail-loft man. "I put him to sleep with morphine and then sawed' hi? head off. He lasted us just three davs." The intellect of man sits visibly en throned upon his forehead and in his eye, and the heart of man is written upon his countenance. But the soul reveals itself in the voice only, as God revealed himself to the prophets of old in the still, small voice from the burn ng bush. When you visit or leave New York City, save Baggage Expressate and Carriage Hire, and stop at Grand Union Hotel, near ly opposite Grand Central Depot. 350 elegant rooms, reduced to $1 and upwards per day. Elev itor. Restaurant t uppliea with the best. Horse Cars, rjtages aud Elevated Railroad to all Depots. Don't subscribe for an Agricultural paper unti you ssa cki ates and premium offer of IOWA HOMESTEAD. Sari money enough to get a splendid paper and a Farm, Gardes, Household and Business Manual FREE. For sample copy iddress. HOMESTEAD. Des Moines, Iowa. It is toe Manifest Dstixt of Qlexx's SuLriiCR Soap to supersede thcoily ongnents, which, until its introduction, were quite ex tensively, and it may alo be said, errone ously used for cutaneouB eruptions. RAW FURS. Henry G. Richter, the fur manufac turer, opposite postoffice, Omaha, Neb., pays the highest price for raw furs. Cor sespond with him before selling else where. To cure a sore throat tlmost instantly, gar gle with Pi'o's Cure for Consuption. Keep on hand Reddiug's Russia Salve. Nothing is uglier tban a crooked boot or frhoe; straighten them with Lyon's Heel StuTcncr. 'K5'la : SCAT!"." The thind. Mr.- f un 1 t ! t-t. Ask druggist! for Rough on R is h u out rats, mice, roaches, bid In. , M. I5v boxes. 4-ooliIiIy Frljjlilenert. 'Tis folly to be frightened as many are because afllicted with Piles, when Bucklin's Arnica Salve will certainly cure the worst cases aud only costs 25c. Sold everywhere. I "Jyff aAJi ?! rl W03IA3P8 TKUr2PlI t BBS. LYDUk E. P1HKR&H. OF LYMH. USS4 DiscovrnrK op LYDIA E, PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. 1MB I Ml I !! M The Positive Cnrc for all thoitc Palnrnl CoraplalnU end WVnei so common to our list female population. Tt 'will cure entirely the worst form of Fcraalo Com plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera tion, FalliEjr and DisT'laccment, and tte consequent Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to tho Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumors from tho rtcrns In an early stage of development. Tho tendes- to can cerous humors there is checked vcryrreeddyl y Its ore. It removes faintnesa, flatulency, dctro-r'tn craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness of tly ttcnacli. It cures Bloating, Headache, Nervous Pros rat'on. General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl geetion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weigh, and backache, is always permanently cured by ltd use. It will at all Umc3 and under all circumstances act lrt harmony with the laws that govern the f caalo system. For the cure of Kidney CompLiuitj of cither sex thij Compound is unsnrpacsed. LYDIA E. PIXKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COI POUXDls prepared at 23 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price 9 V Six bottles for $i Scut by mail In the form, of pdls, also in the form of lozenges, oa receipt of price, 1 per box for either. J'n Pinhar freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Scad for pamph let. Address as above. Sent ion this Paper. No family should be without LYDIA E. PEfEHAlfS LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, bUioumeza and torpidity of Vie liver. 25 cents per box. SOLO BY Richardson & Go., St. Louis, Ho. ijTiiU Great Remedy nets at tho saaic time on the diseases ortue JS, BOWELS & KIDNEYS.! Thii tomliiwd action aim it vxmderfuli pouer to cure au aittaus. IWHV ARS WE SICK? Became we cllow these areat oraans to bc-t tcome clojjcdor torpid, ami poisonous hxtznorti lore L:trejorejoreea tntotMOiooatnatanoiMi to expelled naturally. iBrLIOTSVEBH. PILES, COXSTTPATTOK,! JJlPEASES, FEMALE WE UCXESS, XSU EllVOCtt mSOBDEUS, 9 bv tauxinn frm nrtiim. of that orftanx Iratorina their jmctr to throw oJ disease. It hr SuiTer Billons rains and aeneM IThr tormente.1 -with Plies. Constipation!? J Why frightened over disordered Kidnevsl HhTenunronerronij or sick neauaenesj Whrhaio sleepless nichtsi Vie KIDNEY-WOItT and rnclcs in heaWA It is put ud in Prr Vegetable Form. In ting I cans ena package of which makes six quart ofj I medicine. Also in Liquid Form, very Coneen.y l tmtril. lor tnoso teat cannot rcaa-iT nrecare 1E.K K . . . ... . . .Til.- t Grit acts witn equal eiucieacy in eiuer lorxn.'. GET nor TOUR DRUGGIST. PRICE, SLOd LLS, mCIIAItDSOjr A CO., Prop's, l(Wni sand the dry post-paid.) BCKLUGTOT, TT.l WICKED FOR CLERGYMEN. "I believe It to be all wrong and even "wick ed for clergymen or other public men to be led into eivlmr testimonials to quack doctors or vile 'tullcall'ilmedici'ie5, but when areal- lj mentonou article is made up oi common valuable remedt. s known to all, and that all pbjsfcians use and trust in daily, we should ireclv recommend it. I therefore cheerfully and "heartily commend IfopBit'irs for the good they have doue me au 1 my f iend?, 3rm ly believing they have no equal "for family use. I will not be without them." Rev. . Washington, D. C. Carboltxe, a deodorized extract of petro leum, cures baldness. This is a positive fact, attested by thousands. No other hair prepar ation in the world will really do this. Besides, as now Improved It is t do lightfnl dressing. PILES! PILES! PILES! A Sure Cnre Fonnil at last. Xo One Need Suffer. A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding. Itching and Fl eerated Piles has been dl covered by Dr. Williams's (an Indian remedy). ca le-1 Dr. Williams Indian Ointment. A ilnule iox has cured the worst chronic cases of 25 and 3D years standing. Xo one need suffer live mln utes aneranp - applt Ing this wonderful soot. ling medicine Williams's Ointment absorbs the tumors, allays the intense Itching (particularly at night after getting painless relief, and is prepared only for Piles, Itching of the private parts, and nothinsr else- warm in oca;, acts as a poultice, gives instant ana Read w hat the Hon J M Cottthberry. of Cleveland, says aboutlDr. Wlltam' Indian Pile Ointment: I have used f cores of pile cures, and I have never found anything which cave mrh Immediate and permanent rel'cfasDr. Williams's Indian Pile Olntmrnt. For hale by all druggist, or mailed on receipt of price, 11.00. Henry & Davies. Prop., CLEVELAND. O. GASKELL'S COMPENDIUM of Social and Business forms, and self-1 instructor in Penmanship and Book keeping', is larger, cheaper, and vastly superior to any similar work published. Be sure the work vou bivy is Gaskell's Compendium, containingoOO pages. In ferior works, one-third smaller, are be-. ing soiu ac me same price, uor an agency, address R. S. Peale, Council Bluffs, Iowa. For Sale. A six horse power portable steam en gine and boiler, in first-class order: only six months in use. Price low and terms easy. Reason for selling', more power wanted. Address "Westekx Newspaper Union, Geo. A. Joslin, Mgr., Omaha, Nebraska. All Open Secret. Tho fact is well understood that the MEXICAN MUS TANG LINIMENT is by far the best external known for man or beast. The reason why becomes an "open secret" when we explain that "Mustang" penetrates skin, flesh and muscle to the very bone, removing all disease and soreness. No other lini ment does this, hence none other is so largely used or does such worlds of good. Battle Crook, Michigan, KAMOTACrTniKSS OF THE OJ.r OENUUtH THRESHERS, Traction and Plain Engines and Horse-Powers. Mot Complete Thresher Factory? Established In the World. J 1848 3 2VJJSQQ of continuous and lueetttfklbu I CHIlQ nat, without chaniro of nar management, or location, to "kick vpn broad icarranly gittn on all our goods. STEAM -POVFBIl. SEPATZATORS and Complete Stenui UuliilHof matchUtxmalUin. Itnat Trartion Engines and Plain En sines ever seen in the American market. A multitude of special features and improvements for 1381, together 'with superior qualities i construe, lion ard material not dreamed of by other makers. Pour eizoa of Separators, from C to 12 Iiortto Capadty.Vw steam or hors potter. Two styles of M ilonnted " Horpe-Powers. 7lhfl tt( Pec of Selected X.nmber jDXJxJfKtMXJ (from three to six years air-lrird) constantly on hand, from which is built tho h com paramo woou-vt ors. oi oar min-iiiiicry. TRAGTiOH ENGINES Btrongest,mastduriUe,andeieientcrer . node. 8, 10, IS IIorM) Power. Farmers, and Thrchermen are Invited W tavestUrato this matchless Threshmsr Machinery. Circulars sent free. Address NICHOLS, SHEPARD & CO. Battle Creek, Michigan WALL WHOLESALE AUD RETAIL W5MDOW SHADES. METALLIC CENTER PIECES. STOUE CTTKTJlXN with or without pinl ind artistic letlerlnc a specialty. Heap Prices Duplicated Samples of Wall Papers eent on application. Window Shade Mun ifuctarer, OMAHA. 'KI. Pure Water I WELL BORING AND DRILLING. The Latest Improved and Best Machine in the World for BORING AND DBILLING WELLS by Horse or dteain Fower Patalojrae fret Addr-sa. LOOMIS& NYJIAN, TIFFIN. OHIO. pftTRlfl INCREASE Hill 1 IN VALUE! 'Jjlf 1 OiBfiincfionln Price. Hie Coiiililete 'loni'Ntfo PihJe. over 2000 lias rat on? Hy I r il otmr celebrated artists. The best B b e tn Ai.i rr3, c nta.mji tte nus: af'rsctive a-'ire K rti im l er tiras tr. r 'e-wl call morales II' :1JD T !:-. Rjok Pub inhere. 16 Ejs' !! Mrett. kan-ns City. Missouri. Seodl. 1 S.o S doUara for a bos cf Joe 4 g a m a faaoai c; 41e. ruictly pore asd freah. Haeiltm Amrt ex- AddreuJM tSMB. 15th St. Omaha. Ntbr. A. B. Hubermann, OMAHA, NEB. Wholesale Jeweler Send yonr orders and save freight. TEA AC E 1M I S to sell to families, bo tel and larpe cms mers; largest stocicln the crun try: nnallty and terms thebet. Country storeket r Khonfdcallorwrl.eTHE WELLS TEA COMPANY. 201 Fulton .. N T. P O. Box45GO. . ft. L'., Omaha. 35 When writing- to advertisers please say yon saw the advertisement tn this paper. pmmisi "7-g ifll ,dl -r-' toSf PAPER. EBBNB7 DISIAS: are quickly and sorely cured by tho nso of KUXSrET-WOET. This aew and wonderful remedy -which ia having smch aa immense sale in all parts of tho oonntry, "worka on natural principles. It restores strength and tone to the diseased organs, and thronsh, them cleanses the system of accumulated and poisonous humors. Kidney diseases ot thirty years standing hivo been cured, also Piles, Constipation, Eheurnatisra, fiCwnicnnavoasTresscainevicumsior years, weii&vo voiumeaoiieramcayoriis wuncerruicurative power. Ifo lcageruse Alcaollo Bitters, which do more harm than pood, or draaUa pills, out uson&tures remedy, KIDNET-WOBT, and health will be qtdcily retrained. Cet It Of your Druggist, Price, $ I. (Will send post paid.) THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY poh I RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, SCIATICA, LUMBAGO, 1 BACKACHE, OOTDTCJ SORENESS I orras CHEST, SORETHROAT, QUmST, SWELLINGS SPRATNS, FROSTED FEET EARS, SOAZ.33S, GeneralBMilrPaH TOOTH, EAR X3Z HEADACHE, ALL OTHEB PUIS J.SO ACHES. Ho Prtparatioa oa eirth aquals St Jacobs Oil utun, scar. sivrLE aad ennr External Keraedr A trial entails but th oomp&ratiTtly trifling ontlay of SO Cx.tts. aad srsrjr on taSannc with pain can bar cheap and positiT proof of iU claims. DiMcrioS M XUCTX.1 LANGUAGES. SGID BT AIL OIOQQISTS AXD DHAtEKS IN MtOICIIL A. VOQELER & CO. Mainmort, Xt., U.S.A. A SKDf OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREYEE DE. T. FELIX GOTJKAUirS Oriental Cream or Magical Beauiifief KemoTtaTan. Flmplet, Freckle. Jlota-Patche, and every b.enilsb on beauty. It has stood tht resi oi tnirrj years, aad la sc harmles fi tastu It to bt sure too pre paration U PtoperlymadaL Accept no counterfeit oi similar noma The distin guished Di L. A. fcayre, 1& toabuiyofth Aaui ton (a pa tient t - 'Is houladia ud we arm, I recommend 'Gotaratuts CrtfinC tu the taut hartntitl o all the skin prejutr ilia." Aio Pvudr Subtile rrpiovos superfluous hair without injury to ibe skin. Mxl SL It. T &Ot ItAPO. Sole Pr.p.,43 Bund BC.N'. T For sale by ail drupnsts sod rancy Goods Dealers throughout the Tnlled btates, Cauadca and Europe. ES"ewa-e of base Imitation which ar. abroad. T7e vder I'.OOO Reward for th amt aad proof of any one se Imc the s.uc .The Purest and Best Medicine ever 3Iade. AcolmbinaUon of Hops, Buchu, Man drak.5eaiid Dandelion, ! ail tno best and moitcuratlve properties of all other Bitten, makeatho greatest Blood Purifier, Liver Retr U lator, aim JUie onu ueaiw Honoring Agent ou1 v .i.. ,.. an dossIWt lonsr exbt where Hop Bitters are us.edo varied and perfect are their o Derations.: Iia7siT8 nsTFlifa3ltf&s?t3-a2a-a:ifc2:- To all whose eimploymcnracauso irrcBuian tyof thebowelsornnnary organ or who re quire an Appetlr. Tonic and mild Stimulant, Uod Bitters are inval "V aulu -' " -" u" Icatinc. Kb matter whatyour feelings or symptoms are what the disease or oUwneut Is use nop Bit ters. Don't wait untUyouaftro slci but if yon only feel bad or miserable , "so them at once. It may save yourllfe.lt nasi aed hundreds. $500 will bo paid for a cale they will not cureorhelp. Do not sufferotIetym'friends guffer.but usoandurso thenv. to use Hop B Kemember.nop Bitters la notvj116! dnifnred drunken nostrum, but tho Purestjand Best Medicine eTer made. the "UTAUDs. FR1E3D and U0FE" and no person Or famJy should be without tnem. r t.n.u an absolute and lrreitible eti-r forDrunkenncss,n!!e of opium, tobacco anuj for Circular. up Biur sij. oa narcotics, aij no" "? urusorisw. mou , RncbetirNT ar! Tnpin" f" Chicago Screw Pulveriser Put3 In Crops at Half tho Cost of tho PIott. OYer 35,000 Acres put in j M in 1880. PAMPHLETS FREE CUTS A5D LETTERS. " Chicago Scraper &. Ditcher Co.,' 34 Metropolitan Block, Chicago. Do You Wish To Know? 1. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW about Kan a her people, her hornea. er lands, her products, her towns, her counties ier public liwtii utlona t 2. DO YOU . j1 TO KNOW about tha wonderful climate, the u wonderful scenery, tha chaxmlne summer resort, meulflcent mines and the marvelous srowth genera. ''orado. 3. DO YOU WISH TO W about New Jleilco, which Is Just developing a i and a mineral wealth surpasKlnK even that of Coi a' 4. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW about Ari zona, without doubt the richest mineral country in tho United Statex, v, lth other advantage of climate and rail I 5. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW about Cali fornia and the sections or tho Golden slope, both north and boutb .' 6. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW about Old Mexico and Its prospects t 7. DO YOU WISH TO KNOW how to reach these States and Territories easily and quickly t If thee are the things you tcfeA to knoie. icrite to Care G. P. & T. A. C. S. GLCEED. A-, T. & 8. F. K. K. Topeka, Kansa. Nebraska' State Fair Awarded a Diploma for the best i. play of Surgical Snstru ..ents. Champion Trusses, Abdominal Supporters, Dental Instruments, &c TO C. F. Goodman, Wholesale Drnggist, OMAHA, 2TEB. tPA fnll line always kept in stock, and orders promptly filled by mail or express. JOHN BAUftfER, 'Omaha. Nebraska -msBm Aemih. Mnlennd rcmalr. crnzxtirfe from lite 3 doUara a diy selling oar Pnza Hedo! I t .die Pact tues, 124 Needles in a pachairs. oc-npietyy awortod price to agents Pll rer hundred; seds for 25 eta &imrlo package 15cts.iaEt3inps. Goods -vsarrantet aadKllf-'". t nlf-rr.r-tar. BRITISH NEEDL1 AS3QC IaTION.S New Church atreet, New Ycri. 3s lbs. or our ?2 Celebrated SUN-SUN CHOP TEA sent by mail on receipt of S2.SO ; or a SA3IPIE ol same on receipt of 6 cents. It Is the FINEST TEA imported. "Warranted to suit all taste?. Postage stamps taken, "wmfise. The Great .American Tea Co., Importers, 1. O. BOX 4235. 31 & 33 Vesey St, K. Y. DR. HENDERSON. ! urw.zed by tha il& W.i.llibt-. esate to treat Aer Kansa.4 City, Mo. 1 vi ua, thrun.c and Special Diseases; NervunsDe" id'y.CrfnaryDi3 l eases, etc Medicine sent everywhere. Cures guaranteed or money refunded. Consultation free call or write. Ulnstrated book and circulars sent fealed for two stamps. Age and experience are important. COriSTIPATIOPJ s? fnu Ea &.&. wry m 5 a .jlfcsSbi , S M Ti fist; 5 s .Liy Bra? SSTSKBMyjfiey'iS? sasraaVfj-fcaAi ''Vrt'X' WZLL5, KICHAUDSOZ-f CO., Prop's, UarUnzton, VI.