""sqy - i.. THE ADYEETISEE, G. W. FRBROTHER & CO., Publishers. BROWNVTLLE, NEBRASKA CAN IT BE? Sunday Magazine. Can it be, oh, love, that you love me less On the far, white hills of God! That your heart holds less of tenderneBs Than when the earth you trod? Can it be, as we near the source of love, We hear no more the flow Of the stream that sang of those shining heights Down in the dark below? Can it be, asthe face of God draws near, Some dear face he has made That helped us to a thought of him, "Will from the memory fade! I cannot think 60, because the Son, Far-nearer that shining face Thau highest seraph, still turned away To bless our sorrowing race. And, darline, I'm 6ure if the great Cbri6t heart Still throbs to our misery, You could not sit on the far, white hills, With never a thought of me. For the great Chri6t heart'includeth all Who make that heart their home, And whithersoever his blood leaps forth, Their blood must with it come. And swift, aye, swift, doth it palpitate, One instant here, one there; The far, white hills kiss the suffering earth, And earth clasps the heavens fair. "That where I am ye may also be." Ah, love, how the light breaks through! Tou went to your Father, like Him, and lo! You are with me alwav, too ! PROHIBITION IN MAINE. How It Has Worked In that State. Cincinnati Ecqulr t. As the present session of the Ohio legislature is likely to be largely occu pied with the consideration of new laws for the suppression of the sale of alco holic liquors, it will be interesting to consider some of the results of prohi bition in Maine, the state where that 6tyle of legislation began, and where its operation has been most successful. Other New England states have enacted similar laws. They still exist in both New Hampshire and Vermont, but have been unequally and fitfully enforced. In many towns they are dead letters, while in others, where the temperance sentiment is strong, the sale of intoxi cating drinks is carried on in secret, and in some small places does not exist, Massachusetts has replaced the prohibi tory statute by a license law, which is virtually a local option one. A major ity of the smaller towns grant no li cense, or, at least, allow only apotheca ries to sell for medicinal purposes, and are comparatively free from unauthor ized saloons. Maine has combined moral with legal suasion. There are active temperance organizations in every town and city in the state, and public opinion is so strongly in favor of prohibition, that neither of the political partie's has dared oppose it in its platform, and office-seekers are generally as pronounced in advocating total abstinence as an over-the-Rhine canvasser for votes would be in his eulogiums of beer. Yet there are differences even in Maine. In Bangor, the second largest place in the state, liquor is openly sold, the sheriff having declared his intention not to prosecute dealers who keep orderly houses and shut their doors at an early hour of the night and during the whole of Sunday. The preponderance of local sentiment has apparently indorsed this compromise. In the chief city, Port land, on the contrary, the law has long been enforced with great vigor. Neal Dow, its author, resides there, and his influence is constantly exerted to insure its stern application. It will be remem bered that the traffic in all liquors in any quantity, whether whisky, wine or beer sales of cider in amounts exceed ing five gallons being alone allowed is forbidden under penalty of heavy fines, accompanied by imprisonment with hard labor for second and third offe- ses. It would seem from these facts, and from the additional circumstance that these penalties are strictly carried out, and persistent drinkers are compelled to import their supplies from Boston jr elsewhere. Portland has about 30,000 inhabitants, and of course quite a number of its population are unfriendly to the law. Yet its continued and reientless execu tion shows a balance of public senti ment in its favor. If prohibition could succeed in any populous community, Portland would be the place and its friends claim that the liquor law is not more frequently violated than the stat utes which forbid many other crimes. The correctness of this inference can be best estimated by the report just made to the outgoing sheriff of four deputies, who have served him during his term of six years. They are friend ly to the law, and claim "a marked im provement in the general appearance of things relating to the liquor traffic," saying: Six years ago we had no difficulty in making seizures at any of the hotels or saloons. The object of search could be found lying around loose, scarcely any effort being made to conceal it. It is not so now. "We must admit, however, that during the past three months new shops are being fitted up, and more boldness manifest, by many keepers of saloons. The cause for so much activ ity at this time can only be conjectured. The arrests for drunkennes5 and dis orderly conduct, copied from the city marshal's yearly reports, were for the years ending March 1, 1875, 2,'318; 1876, 1,864; 1877, 1,608; 1878, 1,385; 1879, 1,543; 1880, 1,447. From this there appears to have been a steady falling off until 1879, when an increase ensued, fol lowed by a decrease. Since March last, nine months, there have been 908 ar rests, which in the same nroportion for the year would amount to 1,208, "a very encouraging exhibit, considering the steady increase of inhabitants.1' During the six years there have been 4,680 seizures of liquors, and warrants issued where no liquors were found in 2,152 cases. Fines and costs to the amount of S125.2S1 have been imposed, and 88,505 gallons of malt and 17,290 gallons of spiritons liquors seized and destroyed. Three persons have paid fines aggregating over 5,000 each; two from three to five thousand; ten over two thousand, and fifteen one thousand dollars and upward. Several of the of fenders have likewise suffer d imprison ment. We shall let the figures explain them selves. Different readers will vary in their opinions as to their significance. Some will regard them as proofs that a good work is being earnestly carried.on toward completion, while others will find evidence from them that, in spite cf general public disapproval, the ap petite for stimulants still exists to such a degree that dealers find it profitable to supply their wants, though having one of the most thoroughgoing enact ments which ever found a place on a statute book It is certain that only a strong temperance sentiment and un wearied official vigilance have insured the partial success above described. A Buried Forest. It has been recently discovered that an -oak forest lies buried in the Valley of the Fulda, near Rosenburg, Hesse Cas gel, Germany, at a depth of from six to nine feet below the surface. The wood flourished at a very remote period. The great number of the trees discovered were in good preservation; but, owing to the action of the water through un numbered ages, they have become thoroughly black in color; they have be come very hard and close, so they would be good material for carving and orna mental cabinet work. Some of the trees are of very great size; one taken out of the gravelly portion of the bed opposite the village of Baumback, and since sent to the geological museum at Berlin, was 59 feet long, nearly five feet in diameter near the root, and about 88 inches at the top. It is reported that the furniture ana fittings of the geologi cal museum of Marburg are to be made from this long buried timber. It is not yet decided whether these buried oaks belong to a species still existing or to an extinct one. The Boy Lincoln. Louisville Courier-Journal. Lincoln's early life was spent in Spen cer county, Indiana, above Rockport, a beautiful little city crowning the abrupt cliffs which frown over the Ohio river. He was faithful and industrious, but there was in bim a latent indolence which made him fond of taking his rod to fish, or, with his gun upon his shoulder, he would roam in search of game over the long, low "hills bursting with red day. There are living at pres ent several old citizens who knew Lincoln well at that time. He was thoughtful, and his solitary expeditions probably gave him plenty of opportunity to indulge his meditative faculty. The description of his appearance then: his long, lank legs under an awkward body; his liomely face upon which the promi nent nose stood like a handle; his long hair dangling upon his shoulders, bring up instantly the picture of Icabod Crane in the twilight stealing over the hills of Sleepy Hollow to pay ins court to Frau tein Katrina Von Tassel. The embryo statesman was full of spirit and fond of mad pranks. One old gentleman in Rockport lives to tell of the last time he saw Lincoln. He was visiting the Lincoln homestead, and as he was coming away they found a tres passing cow hanging about the gate. The cow had given the Lincolns much annoyance by entering their garden and committing depredations. Young Abe was dressed in a suit of jeans, without any coat, as it was summer time, and on his head ho wore a broad-brimed white straw hat, part of which ,was cracked and broken. Finding the cow standing hypocritically meek at the gate, young Abe leaped astride of her back, and digging his bare heels into her sides, the astonished animal broke away down the road in a lumbering gallop. "The last I saw of Abe Lincoln," the old man relates fondly, "he was swing ing his hat, shouting at the top of his voice, galloping down the road on that thunderstruck cow." In the old country church near the Lincoln place is a pulpit which was made by Abe Lincoln and his father. There is a book-case in the Evansville custom-house made by the same cat Ren ters, and taken there for preservation. Near where the old house stood is a dilapidated corn-crib with rail floor, the rails for which were split by young Lincoln. Last fall a monument was raised over Nancy Lincoln's grave through the efforts of Gen. Veatch, of Lockport. It is a plain slab with a plain inscription. Household Art. The chief consideration in planning the rooms of a house must of course be that of convenience. Anything done in the nominal interest of artistic results which interferes with this considertion is wholly bad. The way of building houses so common among us, by which the passer-by can tell the whole inter ior arrangement by the exterior form, and can count the rooms and see just how the halls run. and where the doors open, almost as well as though the front door were of glass, is not to be commended. In a house there should be something like surprises, doors open ing in unexpected places into unlooked for rooms, leading the visitor tp feel that there may yet be surprises in store for him, and that he has not seen the whole house at a glance. Ample space should be given to halls and stair cases though it be taken from the parlors and boudoir and sitting rooms. The hall should not be narrow, width being more important than depth in giving a hospitable welcome to one who enters the house. Hall floors are often decorated prettily with tiles, and may even bear an inlaid inscription of welcome, which would be better in good Saxon, however. Of one gentleman who had the Latin welcome "Salve"' thus displayed, a rural gentleman asked if the "salve was good to cure corns." Above almost everything else make the staircase easy. The health of the wo men of the family as well as the com fort of the family require this. As to decorations, let the hall be a synoptical introduction to the house. A few books will do much to make one feel that he has penetrated the home when he has crossed the threshold. A picture or two well selected, and, if your taste runs that way, a few ceramics are in place in the hall if so disposed. There seems to be nothing for the ceiling of rooms preferable to plastering. Wooden ceilings absorb too much light and give but little opportunity for change of decoration. The plaster orn aments of relief which were in vogue a few years ago are fortunately now disap pearing. If any decorations are applied to the ceiling, those in color are the best; but they, as well as the paper hangings, if such be used, should be modest, lest they destroy the effect of other part of the room and furniture. Many beautiful and tasteful designs in wall paper are now made, but for the rooms in most of our homes there is danger that whatever we have in pfc tures and other room ornaments will be out of harmon' with anythiug elabor ate in wall decoration. From these and the various other methods used for wall decoration, I fall back on plain tinting, and prefer, too, the neutral tints, that our common furnishing and pictures may fit easily into a subdued and unas suming setting. The modern tendency to do away with the painting of the woodwork, such as doors, window sashes, wainscoting and the like, is to be commended. In the grain of the wood, we have nature, and are reminded, perhaps, when the brain is weary and sick, by the twists and turns in the grain, of the processes out in the free air by which all these changes were wrought. How much bet ter the associations than the thought of the painter with paper cap on, smelling strongly with varnish and creeping cat like about the house. Nor is it neces sary to have expensive woods. Butter nut and chestnut are not much more costly than pine, and pine itself has great advantages for decorative work. With a thin coating of asphaltum it has a good surface, and by careful selection shows as good a grain as the more cost ly woods, while it is the best adapted of all to endure the vicissitudes of our cli mate. The fireplace is an essential to the house. No other means of ventilation is so good. It is remarkable that a large number of our leading physicians when inquired of as to the Dest means of ventilating a hospital, replied almost unanimously and without conference together the fireplace. About the fire place and the mantel gather the pleas antest associations oi the room, and here is the place for true home art to be used at its best. Most of our fireplaces are built in imitation of either the French, narrow and low with flaring jamb, or the English, high but still nar row, well adapted for their use in burn ing bituminous coal. -What we want for homes is the generous, old-fashioned New England fireplace, and we ought not to import these exotic forms. On the mantel we naturally look, if anywhere inthe room, for a vase or two, and per haps something more pretentious in the way of ceramics. But we ought not to fill our rooms too full of these fragile articles, putting upon visitors the neces sity of great, care lest they accidentally break some of our household roods. A cabinet secured firmly to the wall is a proper receptacle for such treasures. GEN. HARRISON. Tlie Presidential Campaign of 1836 and 18-10. Chlcazo Tribune. Coldwater, Michigan, January 18. Apropos of tlie elevation of Gen.'Ben. Harrison, of Indiana, to the United States senate, the correspondent here of the Tribune has discovered in the li brary of a prominent citizen and office holder, of this city, a copy of the Liv ingstone Democrat, published at Gene seo, on the 15th of March, 1836, con taining the letter of acceptance of Gen. William Henry Harrison, Gen. Ben. Harrison's grandfather, upon being nominated for the presidency in 1836. The student of history is conversant with the .events of those early days, and among other things, the fact that Gen. Harrison ran for the presidency twice befon- being elected. The nominations of all the other candidates for the pres idency in that vo.nr had been madn: find Wlftn Mr. Harrison's name was placed before tlie people and his nomination officially made known to him, he said in his letter: "At the moment of the annunciation of my nomination I was casting about in my mind the probabilities of the success of each of the distinguished statesmen who had been held up to their countrymen as candidates, under the recommendation of being supporters of the constitution; and to that one it was my intention to have given my feeble support A large and respectable portion of ray country men have, however, determined that I should be placed in the list of candi dates. I have, therefore, no choice re maining; I must acquiesce in their de cision " Further on iri the letter, the whole of which would not fill a column of the Tribune of to-day, he says that he "can not fail to remark that the spirit of party strife was daily increasing; that it had reached a degree much beyond that which had been considered whole some and sanitive for free governments; and that, from its rapid progress and increasing violence, it was approximat ing to that point where nothing would be considered right which has a tendency to arrest its march nothing wrong which could be appropriated to the use of those for whose aggrandizement it was created and sustained." Gen. Harrison's fears as to the extrem ities to which party strife was reaching were well grounded, as evidenced by the conduct of the subsequent campaign, when he was again a candidate. That election gave rise to unprecedented ex citement, and more time and attention were bestowed upon politics than prob ably has ever been at any previous or subsequent time. The number of con ventions, speeches, political documents and campaign newspapers was almost unlimited. The celebrated "coon-pens" were that year established, and a thousand and one devices for political effect were produced. As the result of the campaign in 1836, Martin Van Buren. the democratic can didate, received 170 votes; Gen. Harri son, whig, 73 votes; Hugh L. White, the candidate of another faction of the democrats, 26 voteo; and the other whig candidates, Webster and Mangum, 14 and 11 votes respectively. Mr. Van Buren, having received a majority of all the votes cast, was declared elected president. The conduct of Gen. Harrison in this campaign, both by his public bearing and private words and acts, so endeared him in the hearts of the people that, ffiir years afterwards, they chose him as their ruler. The highest hopes were en tertained that the new president would be able to discharge the duties of the of fice to the greatest satisfaction of his countrymen. In choosing his cabinet advisers he appointed Webster, " one of his opponents in the election of 1836, as secretary of state, and Francis Granger, his associate on the ticket in the same year, as postmaster-general. After com pleting his cabinet and calling an extra session of congress, Harrison was pros trated with pneumonia; and, just a month after his inauguration, the presi dent of the United States lay dead in the white house, being the first one to die in office. Gen. Ben. Harrison is a noble scion of an illustrious name; and his election to the United Stales senate is but a per petuation of that good old American stock which has been promitieut in the councils of the nation for fenerations. Gov. Sprasjue's Brutality. Des Molnog Register. The vaunting statement of Governor Sprague to a reporter, that he ir tends to hunt his wife remorselessly through the courts, and expose her to the world in every point that is weak in her ca reer, and that he expects to prove her greatest infamy in connection with his greatest enemy, will be caught up every where on the tongue of gossip and rolled as a sweet morsel under it. He also says he shall use his son William as a witness in court to prove his mother's shame. This is the brutality of a man who is himself lost to shame. But the sluice-ways are plainly opening for such a public pcandal in this as will cast com pletely in the shade that of the Beecher Tilton affair. It comes up, too, with the fact apparent that there is nothing at the bottom of it all but the jealousy of a husband wm whisky has ruined both in body and m. ' Obstinacy and ignorance. The obstinate man is generally an ignorant one, and a slave to his own opinions. His belief is a proof against his reason. The slighter and more inconsistent his opinions are, the faster he holds to them, otherwise they would fall asunder of themselves; for opinions that are false ought to be held with more strictness and assurance than those that are true, otherwise they are apt to betray their owners before they are aware. He delishts m c of all to differ in things indifferent no matter how frivolous they are, thr are weight in proportion to his w k judgment; and he will rather suffer lf-martynlom than part with the least scruple of his free hold; for it is imp isible to die his dark ignorance into a lighter color. He is resolved to understand no man's rea son but his own, because he finds no mau can understand his own but him self. To try to reason with such a man is labor wasted. Bleak, chilly March and November are the two worst months of the year for those suffering with pulmonary diseas es. Keep Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup near by and those suffering will be able to brave the rough weather without dan- ger. Price 25 cents. Right habit is like the channel, which dictates the course in which the river shall flow, and which grows deeper and deeper with each year. The Dread Diphtheria. Brooklyn Eagle. The governor of Kharkoff, a Russian province, reports that during the year 1879, the number of deaths from diph theria alone was 7,000, and for the first ten months of 1880 no less than 5,500 inhabitants have succumbed to the dreaded disorder. This would be a frightful statement for the great state of New York; but the entire province does not contain a population greater than 1,175,000. The death rate, therefore, from diphtheria is shockingly high. The report is suggestive of several important inferences which mav be turned to account for our special advan tage. In the first place, the. mortality in Kharkoff from diphtheria conclusive ly demolishes, if nothing else had done so, the theory that diphtheria is due to sewer gas. The capital of the province of the same name, is a manufacturing town of about the size of Syracuse, in this state. Not being situated in a par ticularly progressive country, it may be taken for granted that the sewer "gas factory namely, the sewerage system of Kharhoff - is exceedingly minute. The Russian does not trouble himself much with sewers, even in aristocratic Moscow or imperial St. Petersburg. In the province at large, among a rude ag ricultural peasantry, the sewer is prob ably unknown. In other provinces the conditions are about the same. And yet, in this one in particular, diphthe ria has become epidemic, carrying off some 12.000 inhabitants in two years. There is only one conclusion to be drawn by common sense from the present state ment of facts namely, that sewer gas has nothing whatever" to do with diph theria. But the fact that the disease has rag ed through the empire of the czar for years does point to one important fact, namely, that Russia is either the start ing point of the disease, or lies very close to the starting point. It is admit ted that while the disease may be an ep idemic, that is, find a lodgment mere or less permanent, it is, in general epidem ic, as is shown in the present season. It has followed a steady course this winter that has swept over this continent, until the cities of the south and west have been overtaken by it. In this respect it resembles two other dreaded pestilences, Asiatic cholera and the plague or black death, whoso movements have been well defined. Careful observation has shown that they both have their-origin in Asia, cholera rising to the importance of an epidemic at certain periods along the low, steamj plains of the Ganges, and the plague in the. southern region of Central Asia. It is something more than an assumption that diphtheria follows the same law, and while it is a constant element in Russia, circumstances favor able to its development cause it to over leap its ordinary boundaries and travel westward. About a year ago when the Russians of Kharkoff were dying by the thousands, other provinces were even more grievously affected. It will be re membered that such was the terror in spired by the pestilence that the inhab itants of one province in particular were flying in every direction, carrying the seeds of dephtheria with them. The imperial government was alarmed. It saw the necessity of checking this flight, and a cordon -of 80,000 troops was form ed around the centre of the disorder. By this means it was confined within certain limits, and thither were sent forces of medical practitioners from Russia, France, Germany and England. But it was clearlv impossible that gov ernment vigilance could be permanent ly and altogether effective. The disease spread, and the germs of it were car ried by the dirty Russ in his clothing and household effects. During the past year emigration from Russia has been extensive. The records show that the population of this country has received considerable accession from the arrival of Russian emigrants, who come in batches, like Mennonites, and in fami lies, like the Germans. It is only too likely that our present visitation is due to the release of the diphtheria germ from its hiding place in the chests and baggage of the Russians arriving in this country. It has been latent in their warm winter clothinar all summer, and has infected the air when the approach of cold weather has brought out thier winter garments intq use. If this is the case, then the course' of the quarantne authorities seems clear. A glance at the medical returns will show whether the local facts correspond with this the ory. If they do, it will be simple pre caution to require the immediate dstin fection of all baggage arriving by steer age with chlorine gas, upon the instant of landing. Experience has demon strated that chlorine is theimmediate antidote of septic poisons, and it is as cheap as it is effective. We call the at tention of the state medical authorities to this point and suggest that reports bearing upon it be secured at once from all quarters in which diphtheria has ap peared. Suicide by Imagination. San Francisco Chronicle. On the evening of the day after Chrittmas a handsome, and well dressed young lady, living with her father well up towards the summit of Nob Hill, hastily entered Joy's drug store, on the corner of Mason and Post streets, and asked for some arsenic. She asked for two-bits' worth, saying she wanted to kill some troublesome cats. Noticing her unusual agitation, Mr. Joy gave the young lady a tablespoonful of pre cipitated chalk a harmless powder re sembling arsenic. The young lady left the store, and, carefully hiding her purchase, returned home. Going to her room, unobserved by any of the household, she prepared for death, for the arsenic was intended as a means of suicide. Certain letters were hastily looked over and arranged, a whispered prayer for forgiveness fol lowed, and, with a desperate determina tion, the whole of the contents of the druggist's package was swallowed. The unhappy young woman lay down upon her bed in a delirium of excitement. Her brain was in a whirl, and her blood rushed and throbbed through every vein. She felt that death was approaching, and, confident that the work of the deadly drug was too far advanced to be counteracted, she left the room, and, gliding into the parlor, announced to her father and a young gentleman there what she had done. The gentle men were wild with consternation. While the father supported the now sinking form of daughter, the young gentleman raced in desperate haste to Joy's drug store. The druggist ex plained that no antidote was required; that the young lady had only taken a spoonful of chalk. "But she is dying unable to stand!" gasped the young man. "That's the, effect of imagination. Explain to her the true state of the case and she will recover." The young man hastened back with the joyful intelligence. The would-be suicide, resting in the arms of her dis tracted father, was sinking rapidly. Her recover', which was amazingly rapid, was h'astened by her rage at the druggist. "It is not the first time I have saved a life in that way," Mr. Joy said to a re porter. "A woman came in here one day and asked for morphine, and I gave her some sulphate cinchonia, which re sembles it in appearance, but is a harm less stimulant." "An hour afterwards the woman's sister rushed in here and accused me of aiding a suicide. 'My sister has gone away to take the poison you gave her.' It afterwards appeared that the would be suicide went out on the hills, took the dose, and lay down to die. After waiting for some time, and recovering from the terrific excitement the act caused, she felt an unconquerable desire to return home and get a square meal, for the stuff I gave her is a famous ap petizer." A Short Love Storv. Elmtra (jr. Y.) Free Frew. .,., , , And now "Robin Adair" has devel oped another pretty little romance which runs thus: Four years ago a New York gentleman aged twenty-eight, of musical tastes attended a meeting of the Orange county musical association in Middletown, and was much impressed with the appearance of a young lady who sang the song "Robin Adair." She was not a great singer by any means, but she sang with tas'.e ard feeling. It was a case of love at first sight on the part of the gentleman. During the even ing he managed to secure an introduc tion to the lady, but in the bustle and excitement of the occasion misunder stood the name. A short chat with her only deepened the impression the lady had already made on his susceptible heart, and dur ing the brief interval of conversation he learned that she, like himself, was only a visitor in that section. He was called next morning suddenly to New York, and in the haste of departure was unable to get her name and address. The next chapter of this true story opens at Ash bury Park in July last, with the hero summering at a watering-place hotel there. Strolling about the second day after his arrival, he passes near the par lor door of his hotel and hears a voice accompanied by a piano singing "Robin Adair." A flood of memories rush into his brain and instantly the fair-haired girl of Middletown rises to his fancy's view and a host of tender thoughts are revived. Of course he enters the par lor, and, though the lady's back was toward him, the voice and song he knew were hers. A convenient mirror enables him to see her face and her to catch a glimpse of his. She knew him at once. She, too, had been wounded by the archer, Cupid, and it seemed -she had never for gotten the face. She began the next verse, hesitated, faltered, and breaking down, rose from the piano, declaring she could sing no more that night. Of course their old acquaintance, with a few polite formalities, was renewed, and in a few minutes they were strolling arm-in-arm on the piazza of the hotel, with no one to molest them and no bright moonlight to disclose her blushes or his eager and happy face. What he said and what she answered is not pre cisely known, but the nature of the in terview may be inferred from the fact that the twain were made one during the early days of last November. And this is not the first time "Robin Adair" has opened the gates hymeneal. "Greasing the Spider." It was a smoking car on the Hudson river road. A New Yorker was exhib iting an invention to several gentlemen, when an old fanner, with a settled look of sadness on his face, heaved a sigh and said: "I never see such things without wanting to weep." "Nothingabout the invention to weep over that I can see," replied the in ventor. "Wall, it sot o' calls up old recollec tions. Twenty years ago this month I thought I had a fortune in my grasp. Yes, sir, I believed I had struck the big gest thing since steam was brought into existence." "What was it?" "One day when the old lady was flat down with her lame leg, I had to cook my own dinner. After I'd got the pan cake batter all fixed up I couldn't find the greaser, a greased rag the old wom an used to rub over the spider. Sort of absent-minded like, I picked up a piece of raw turnip from the table and used it instead. It worked to a charm; no smell, no smoke, no stick." He paused here to wipe away a tear, and then continued: "There was the fortune. I figured that 9,000,000 greased rags were in me in the country, nine months in the year. Fifty thousand barrels of grease were used up greasing spiders. Over $100. 000 wasted and gone. One turnip would make six greasers 1,000 bushels would make enough to supply the country. All that was needed was to cut them out in fancy style, affix a handle, and go to -upplving the demand at ten cents each." "There was money in it. "No, there wasn't. I bought 1,000 bushels of turnips, 56 worth of wire, and hired two men to go to work, and then I took some of the greasers and wenc over into Vermont to see how it would take. They wouldn't have it. They had something more simple and much cheaper." "What could it have been?" "They spit on the spider," replied the old man, as a tear made a break down his nose and was swallowed up in the dust on the car floor. Ireland for the Irish. Ireland, says the London Spectator, is a damp little island, intended by nature to be a more beautiful Holland, the property of men half sailors and half dairymaids, with endless bays and har bors and fiords and lakes and pasturage for fat cattle, and therefore it has been given to a people who love the petite culture, who multiply faster than their means and who have a special dis taste or incapacity for the life of marin ers, fishermen or seagoing traders. There is one great race in the world which does not understand or like the Celtic genius, specially hates their faults, is blind to their virtue, has ob jects and wishes essentially different from theirs; so that race is bound by in exorable political geography to concili ate or govern Irishmen. The land is one in which cereals should not be frown, so the effort of centuries has een to grow cereals. There is one edible which will grow there easily which the people like, and which will, like rice, support excessive numbers; so the potato alone, among edibles, isstrick en with deadly disease. The very fishts swarm around a coast where the men are by nature no fishermen and belong to a "kingdom in which the majority think that encouragement or compulsion to fish is rather a childish absurdity. The people have special domesticity, and it keeps them over numerous; a special love of their home, and it keeps them always poor; a special patriotism, and it blinds them utterly to the true place of their country in the world. They are so brave that they will not look for ward, so faithful to each other that law is nearly impossible, so lovable that every immigrant catches all their faults and the leaven, instead of leavening, becomes more doughy than the dough. IT IS WORTH A TRIAL. "I vas troubled for many years with Kidney Complaint, Gravel, &c; my blood became thin: 1 was dull and inactive; could hardly crawl about, and was an old worn out man all oter, and could get nothing to help- me, until IeotHopBlttere, and now I amaboyacain. My blood and kidneys are all right, and I am as activ as a man of SO, although I am 72, and I have no doubt it will do as well for others of my age. It la worth the trial. (Father.) The loud tones in which some per sons appeal to reason imply that reason is a great distance from them. Ab Old ttoctor'w Advice. i was this: "Trust in God and keep your bowels open." For this purpose take Kidney "VVbrt for no other remedy so effectually over comes this condition, and that without the distress and griping which other medicines mum. Try a box or bottle. T&lemoh. POPULAR SCIENCE. In a paper on the color relations of copper, nickel, cobalt, iron, maganese and chronium, lately read before the chemical society, London, Mr. T. Bayley records some remarkable relations be tween solutions of these metals. It ap pears that iron, cobalt and copper form a natural coior-group, lor u solutions oi their sulphates are mixed together in the proportions of twenty parts of cop per, seven of iron, and six of cobalt, the resulting liquid is f ee from color, but is gra and opaque. It follows from this that a mixture of any two of these ele ments is complementary to the third if the above proportions be maintained Thus, a solution of cobalt (pink) is com plementary to a mixture of iron and copper (bluish ineen); a solution of iron (yellow) to a mixture of cobalt and cop per (violet); and a solution of copper (blue) to a mixture of iron and cobalt (red). But a solution of copper is exactly complementary to the red re flection from copper, and a polished plate of this metal viewed through a so lution of copper salt of a certain thick ness is silver white. As a further con seouence, a mixture of iron (seven parts) and cobalt (six parts) is ident ical in color with a plate of copper. Dr. Carl Vogt divides the fauna on the globe into four different regions, which were separated from each other at different periods: 1. The Australian region, which became independent at a very earlv period, and ha? been separat ed "from the other continents at least since the commencement of the tertiary period, and undoubtedly before the ap pearance of the placental mammals. 2. Tlie Madagascar region, which re mained isolated since the period of the lower eocene strata. 3. The old world region. 4. The new world region, which were separated during the eocene and mioccne perkdi, but were connected lritor ilnrinnr the. nlinccnp. and nntftnlio- eeno periods by stretches of land over which migrations could lake place. During the eocene and miocene periods, therefore, the animal migrations were limited just as at present, by the existence of two oceans and could only take place upon thesurfaceof the continents chiefly in the direction of the meridians. Mr. Harry Grimshawe is of the opin ion, now, thnt mineral and other oils for illuminating purposes are so cheap, and lamps for their consumption are so admirably constructed and elegant in design, that there is not the slightest reason why valuable collections of books and pictures should be exposed to the sulphurous emanations of coal-gas. But if all thit has been stated aboutrthe experimental achievements during the past year in obtaining electric light by incandescence turns out to betrue, Swan or Edison will soon be able to give the world something incomparably better than either oil-lamp or coal-gas jets for lighting up our houses, offices, picture galleries, museums or libraries. The Engineering says that the Anglo American electric light company have commenced lighting the dials of the clock tower of the British houses of par liament. At first the western face was illuminated, but the effect was marred by the dirty state of the dial, and the absorption of so much of the lignt by the brick wall behind it. A few days later the northern dial was cleaned and the interior of the chamber whitewashed. Three lamps of two thousand caudles each were arranged at equal distances apart at the back of the dial, producing an illumination which for brilliancy and steadiness leaves nothing to be de sired. The ruins of a once magnificent bath ing establishment, covered over by more than thirty feet of ashes and lava, have been discovered by Prof. Giuseppe Novi, near Herculaneum. From all descrip tions they appear to surpass anything of a similar nature hitherto excavated, either at Herculaneum or Pompeii. The sculptured fountains and tanks are of oriental granite, the floors are of co ored glass mosaic, and the walls of the bui.d ings are richly adorned with paintings and stucco work. The Photographic News describes a de tective camera, the invention of Mr. Bo las. It is like a shoe-black's block, and may be slung over the shoulder with a strap. It carries gelatine plates already in position, and Tens in focus for any distance from twenty to thirty feet. It may be dropped in the street at any time the owner sees a group he wants a picture of. When it reaches theground a bulb is squeezed and the exposure is made. If aloes are believed to be presen' in cordials, elixirs, liquors, or beer. Hugo Borntrager gives this rapid method of testing the question: A portion of the liquid is well shaken with twice its volume of benzine, and the behavior of the mixture with ammonia is obseived. If no red coloration is apparent, aloes can only be present in very insignificant quantity, or not there at all. According to the experiments of M. Grehant. air containing 1-300 of its vol ume of carbon dioxide proved fatal to a dog which inhaled it for fifty minutes. With another dog of the same size the fatal dose was 1-250. A rabbit resisted various proportions of mixtures of air and carbon dioxide until the latter rose to 1-60 of the volume of air; while a sparrow died with 1-500. Applications for space by those in tending to send objects for exhibition to the international exhibition of electrici ty, to be held in Paris next autumn, will be received until March 31. There will be no charge for space, but those who will require steam power must pay some fixed rate. To detect alcohol in ethereal oils, A Drechler employs a3 a reagent a solution of 1 part potassium bichromate in 10 parts nitric acid of sp. gr. 1.30. Alco hol, if present, is at once betrayed by the pungent odor of ethyl nitrite. Dr. A. Schniitz believes that the non fermentable part of grape sugar intro duced into wines contains a poison like that in potato oil. Pellagra has been attributed to the dietetic use of maize, but M. Fua shows that if the grain be sound it produces no such result. The highest percentage of alcohol in the beers of northeastern Prussia is said to be 4.480. The Art of Prolonging Life. Tlie Louisviire Medical News in re viewing a famous book with the above title, by Christopher William Hufland, makes a number of interesting extracts from it. We select a few of the ex tracts: How do tou Sweat? In Egypt it longedelieved that life could be pro and su by the continued use of emetics and sudoritics. It was therefore a gen eral custom to take at least two emetics every month; and instead of saying "How do you find yourself?" they sai "How do you perspire?" To ProLONG Life. Plutarch says, "Keep your head cool and your feet warm. Instead of employing medicines for every indisposition, "rather fast a day; while attending the body never neglect the mind." Carnaro, who died at eighty-three, till the fortieth year of his age had led a life of dissipation; had been always sub ject to colics, pains in. his limbs and a fever; and was so far reduced by the last that his physicians assured him that he could not live above two months; that all medicine would be useless, and that tlie only thing which could be rec ommended for him was a spare diet. Having followed this advice, he found, after some days, that he was much bet ter, and at ths end of a few yearg hi health was not only perfectly re-established, but he became sounder than ever he had been before. He resolved, there fore, to restrain himself more and more, and to use nothing except what was ab solutely necessary for subsistence. For sixty whole years he took no more than twelve ounces of food, everything inclu ded, and thirteen ounces of daily drink. A Profoundly Wise Maxim. The Emperor Tiberius, who lived to seventy eiht years of age, used to say ho "con sidered a man as a fool, who, after the thirtieth year of his age. consulted phy sicians respecting diet," because every one with the least attention must before that period have discovered what was useful and what was prejudicial to him. Celibacy and Longevity. There is not one instance of a bachelor having attained to a great age. This observa tion is as applicable to the female as to the male sex. Sours. I cannot here omit to say something in favor of soups (liquid nourishment), since it has been lately fashionable to decry them as prejudi cial. Be careful only not to use it hot. in too great quantity at one time, or too waterv. It is at ended even with great advantages. It supplies the place of drink, particularly to men of letters, women, and all those who do not drink, or drink very little except at table, and who, when thev give over soup, receive into theii blood too little moisture. And it is here to be remarked that fluids us ed in the form of soup unite much bet ter and sooner with our juicc3 than when drunk cold and raw. On this ac count soup is a great preventive of dry ness and rigidity in the body, and there fore the best nourishment forold people and those who are of an arid tempera ment. METHUSELAH ONLY TAVO HUNDRED. Some, particularly Hensler.have proved with the highest probibility, that the year till the time of Abraham consisted only of three months; that it was after ward extended to eight; and that it was not till the time of Joseph that it was made to consist of twelve. These as sertions are in a certain degree con firmed by some of the eastern nations, who still reckon only three months to the year. And, besides, it would be altogether inexplicable why the life of man should have been shortened one half immediately after the flood. It would be equally inexplicable why the patriarchs did not marry until their sixtieth, seventieth, and even hundredth year; but this difficulty vanishes when we reckon these ages according to the aforementioned standard, which will give the twentieth or thirtiethyear, and consequently the same periods at which people marry at present. The whole, therefore, according to this explanation, assumes a different appearance. The sixteen hundred years before the flood will become four hundred and fourteen, and the nine hundred years (the highest recorded) which Methuselan lived, will bo reduced to two hundred years, an aire which is not impossible, and to which some men in modern times have nearly appioached. The Selection or a Physician. Make choice of a physician in whom you can place confidence, but none of those who deal in arcana, who are too talkative or inquisitive, who valae them selves above others, or who endeavor to make the conduct of others appear in a dubious light; for this always betrays ignorance, a bad head or a bad heart; in short, none of those who are in favor of prescribing strong, powerful medi cines, or who, according to the com mon saying, will either kill or cure. Medical Consultations. Many be lieve that the more pbslcians they col lect around them the more certain they must be of relief; but this is a gross er ror. I here speak from experience. .One physician is better than two two than three and so on in proportion. In the same ratio as physicians are increased will the probability of cure decrease; and in my opinion there is a certain point of medical overloading in which a cure is physically impossible. KXOYf THYSELF. tonic Practical "iigsefttluun to Mother. The regular meeting of the Chicago physiological sociely was held at the Athenajuni, recently, and largely atten ded by ladies. The object of the society is lo teach mothers in the method of caring for themselves and their children. These meetings and lectures are open to the public. Mrs. Helen S.. Shedd, president of the society, presided, and the lecture was by Dr. J. S. Jewell, professor of nervous and mental diseases in the Chicago med ical college. The lecture was not forma! in character. The doctor said that he felt some dilhculty in presenting so large a subject in bo brief a space of time to an audience like the one before him, which, though it might be a very intelligent one, was not professional, hence, instead of giving a scientific dis quisition on the nervous system, he could select certain practical points for discussion. In the first place he insisted upon the relatively great importance of a knowl edge of self. From the day of the old philosophers down to the piesent it was generally admitted "that the prop er study of mankind is man." Though this has been and is admitted, yet peo ple proceed very much asif this was not a trueism. When one looks over socie ty and considers to what studies most attention is given, it is astonishing to observe how seldom any one gives more than a passing attention to A STUDY OK THEIR OWN BODIIS. People peer into the heavens through the telescope, others enter into a varie ty of studies, having often very remote relations with practical life. But it is one of the rarest sights to find persons, aven though they may have passed through a university course, who know anything worth knowing concerning the nervous sjBtem. And yet it is the most important part of the body. All have nervous systems. It it the instrument through which the mind, whatever that m; y be, is plaeed in rela tion with the outer world. Not only does the mind through the nervous sys tem get its knowledge of things with out, but with this same complex me chanism it gives expression to feeling, to thought. Its study, therefore, is one of extreme practical importance from every point of view. The speaker said he hoped the time would come when, if many other things are not studied sednlously, more atten tion would be given by every educated Eerson to the structure and action of is own body, especially the nervous system, which is the especial seat and instrument of the- mind. The nerrou system presents ur with two great parts which lie parallel with each other, and are closely connected together. One is the sensitive side. It is the seat of feel ing, and receives all the nerves of sen sation. It reaches from the 6kin and all parts of the body endowed with feel ing up into the brain. In its highest part it is the seat of those higher forms of feeling called emotions. The other half of the nervous system is for excit ing and controlling the motions of the body. It extends from the brain out ward to the muscles and other parts to which -the nerves of motion go. In its highest part it is the scat of the will. These two parts of the nervous 35 stem in health should be equally developed. But the tendency of education and occupation in these days is, in many instances, to a loss of balance in the development of these two halves of the nervous system. On the part of ladies, in particular, who, as a whole, by nature, are highly sensitive, the modes of their education, the subjects they 3tudy, the occupations in winch they engage in short the lives that they live in this country more particularly, are such as to unduly develop this half of THE NERVOUS SYSTEM. Women become more sensitive more susceptible of pain or of acute pleasure, more the subjects of emotion, both healthy and morbid, and gradually are by comparison losing power to do or en dure. This leads to a variety of ill re sults, not only in the individual subject to this training, but the ill results are transmitted to the coming generation. The speaker pointed out various ways in which, in his judgment, this height ened sensitiveness of the nervous sys tem is telling disastrously upon the race in civilized countries. He warned his hearers, not only for their own sakes. but for that of their children, on the part of those who have them, against pursuing too exclusively those occupa tions which tend to develop unoqually the two great parts of the nervous sys tem in the manner already described. The speaker then referred to the motor side of the nervous system, and de scribed the effect of nervous occupations of a special character in developing cer tain parts of the motor aoparatus in a more pronounced manntr than are other parts. This was dwelt upon at some length, and example given. He cited, especially, the pernicious results which come to girls and young ladies from the custom of having so many try to be experts on the piano a nit similar instruments. The speaker then selected certain oth er topics for practical remark. He re ferred first of all to the prevalent cus tom, in this trying climate, of young; ladies, ana many older ones, leaving the lower extremities imperfectly clau, so as to be exposed to cold and moisture. Out of this pernicious custom he declar ed a great many pernicious evils to arise, among them being serious disturbance of the equilibrium of the blood circula tion. As results, there are, he said, vi olent fluctuations of the blood supply within the cavity of the abdomen, or about the head, with long trains of evil results. The speaker next directed attention to a subject that he said had become a. sort of hobby with him that is, the abuse of tea and coffee. One reason why he laid such stress upon this sub ject was 1 ecause the custom of using; and abusing these stimulants is so com mon. There are but few person who do not use them a vast numbcrto such an extent as to become an abuse. He then proceeded to speak of the necessity of au ABUNDANCE OF SOUND SLEBP for the maintenance of nerve health. He dilated at length on this subject. Among other things he said if thesleep lessness comes on in the latter part of the night it is probably due to a passive congestion, depending, probably, on the horizontal posture. He spoke in a prac tical way of simple mode for relief from this kind of sleeplessness, if the sleeplessness is in the fore part of the night, it is probably due to an active congestion, induced by exciting brain occupations during the day, but espec iallytduring the evening. Finally, among other things, remarks were made on the structure of the brain of such kind as to excite the interest and curiosity of those present. The lecturer closed by expressing the hope that some of the little company be fore him might give more attention to the structure and modes of action of the nervous system, and if they should do so he believed his talk would not havo been in vain. I)II. POTTS. Ho iv III Experiment Failed. Old Dr. Potts, of San Francisco, and who is an enthusiast in his profession, is the originator of the theory that much disease is transmitted to human beings through eating the flesh of immature animals, such as calves, in the early spring. As this assertion was disputed by some of his contemporar. M. D.'s, Dr. Potts determined to make some use ful experiments before giving to the world his discovery. He accordingly purchased a 6-months' caif one of the kind that appear to be built on stilts and, as the doctor had no back yard to speak of, he had the brevet cow placed in the cellar, where he proposed to mix the weeds in question among its food for a few days prior to its being convert ed into test cutlets, so to speak. The China boy was bribed not to mention the calFs presence to the other mem bers of the household, who, it happen ed, had been absent while the quadru ped was being secretly let down through the coal-hole by the butcher. To pre vent its bleating, the doctor ha 1 wedg ed a stout leather muzzle on its nose. That night the doctor was awakened by Mrs. Potts, who sat up in bed and gasped in a horror-stricken voice: "Gra cious heavens! Archibald, don't you hear that singidar noise down stairs?" The calf tiad evidently gotten the muzzle about half off, and was making a peculiar sound, resembling a small fog horn tortured by remorse, but old Potts stammered out that he couldn't hear anything in particular. "Not hear anything, Dr. Potts? Are vou deafP Just listen to that! It's per fectly blood-curdling." "Perhaps it's rats," hazarded the miserable physician. "Rats, Dr. Potts! Are you insane? Did you ever hear rats wailing like a lost soul in purgatoryP" "Well, not exactly like it," said the doctor, shothiugly, "but perhaps " "I can't stand it a moment longer. I shall go wild if you don't go down and see what's the matter. It's my belief that burglais are trying to murder Ah Wing." "Well, my dear, if you insist I'll" But just then there came a sudden jerk at the bell and a terrible hammer ing at the front door. The doctor put up tho window and beheld a delegation of about fifty half-dressed neighbors with four police officers in their midst. "Is he dead yet?" said one of the crowd, as the doctor poked his head out. "Is who dead?" said the latter much astonished. "Why, your brother, down there in the cellar. Didn' t you tell us your broth er had made a big strike in stocks, and was coming to stay with you this week?" asked Didimus, the doctor's next door neighbor. "Why, yes! What of it?" "You cold blooded villain. Do you suppose no one heard you murdering him in the cellar just now? By Jove, he is not dead yet he's groaning still. Just listen." "If you don't lemme in I'll bust the door dowa!" jaid one of the po'ice. ''Oh, Archibald! to think you should turn out to be a murderer!" gasped Mrs. Potts, going into hysterics. 0d Potts was too mad to utter a word. He just walked down stairs in his night cap, admitted the whole crowd, con ducted it to the cellar stairs, hinded the policeman a candle, and told him to o ahead. He then went uDstairs and awaited results. Of eourse the calf made a break for the light as soon as it saw it. The big offieer holding it was upset by a terrible butt in the stomach, the candle went out, and, amid the rattling of the coal and the nne vrthlv r'U of the crowd, the cellar bcr n t- Tfviif foih hatles, ,cri mv and di-givtcri men. When they had ill gone, old Potts quietly descended, locked the house up againjtied a sponge full of chloroform round the calfj nose, resuscitated Mrs. P., and then returned gloomily to his dreams of science. r S i A I