V IV THE ADYEETISEE. G. W. FAIRBR0TI1ER & CO., Publishers. BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA A BIItD STORY FOK BOYS. ' "Wide Awake. It's strange how little boy's mothers Can find It all out as they do, If a fellow does anything naughty, Or says anything that's not true! They'll look at you just a moment Till your heart in your bosom swells, And then they know all about it For a little birdie tells! Now where the little bird comes from,. Or where the little bird goes, If he's covered with beautiful plumage, Or block as the king of crows, If hit vo'ce is as hoarse as the raven Or clear as the ringing of bells, I know not but this I am sure of A little bird tells! The moment you think a thing wicked, The moment you do a thing bad, Are angry or sullen or hateful, Get ugly or stupid or mad, Or tease a dear brother or sister That Instant your sentence he knells, And the whole to mamma in a minute That little bird tells! You may be in the depths of a closet Where nobody sees but a mouse, You may be all alone in the cellar, You may be in the top of the house, You may be in the dark and the silence, Or out in the woods and the dell" No matter. "Wherever it happens, The little bird tells! And the only contrivance to stop him Is just to be sure what you say Sure of your facts and your fancies, Sure of your work and your play; Be honest, be brave, and be kindly, Be gentle and loving as well, And then you can laugh at the 6tories The little birds tell! TKE GIVER'S :tGVARD. "Who gives and hides the giving hand Nor counts on favor, fame or praise, Shall find his smallest gift outweighs The burden of the sea and land. Who gives to whom hath nought been given. His gift in need, though small indeed As is the grass-blade's sind-blown seed. Is large as earth and rich as heaven. THOMAS COR WIN. Anecdote of the Oiico Widely Known Ohio Statesman. Correspondence of the Chlcapo Tribune. Cleveland, December 30. Probably no statesman of the past generation of great men created a deeper impression upon those among whom he lived and moved than did Thomas Corwin. Yet, althoughbarely dead a dozenyears, the present generation knows little of him, save in reminiscences of 1840. His biography has never been written, al though the material for such a work is of a rich and varied character. The scope of the present article will permit only a glance at some of the least known characteristics of his life. About thirty miles northeast from Cincinnati, in "the midst of that beauti ful and inexhaustibly fertile region ly ing between the two Miania rivers, is situated the ancient village of Lebanon, the county seat of Warren county, Ohio, and THE OLD nOirE OF THE CORWINS. Matthias Corwin, Sr., was one of the first settlers of this region, having re moved from Bourbon county,Kentucky, and settled on a farm near Lebanon, . in the year 1798. Thomas was then 4 years old. The Corwin family, of which this is the principal branch, are of Hungarian descent, and immigrated to the American colonies early in the eighteenth century. They trace their lineage back to Matthias Corvinus, and Matthias has always been a favorite name in the family. Thomas' father was a firm believer in the theory of primogeniture, and car ried his opinions so far as to hold that the elder children are superior in intel lect to the younger, and should have irovided there be no inheritance, at east the choice of professions. He concluded that" his first born son, whom he christened Matthias, was intended for the ministry, and to this calling ded icated him. Next came Jesse, who showed what the father considered traits which would fit him for a practi tioner at the bar, and he was accord ingly placed in training for this profes sion. Thomas, the third son, was ro bust and muscular,, jovial, fond of a joke, and withal had early developed a liking for a team. The elder Corwin thought it required no great power of discernment to discover that THOMAS "WAS 'INTENDED FOR THE FARM. So far as is now known this decision was for a time satisfactory. Thomas1 contentment, however, did not long continue. In referring to the exper ience of this time, he said to his son: "This decision of father's used to trouble me much in secret. I remember especially thinking over the subject a good deal one season as I plowed corn in the fields. 'Will this be my work for life?' I would think. 'Is it possible that I am to know nothing of books or lite rature, while my brothel's leave me in the race0' And, as I so thought, THE TEARS "WOULD START involuntarily to my eyes. But this was always in the high corn, and I would brush them away, so that, when I reached the end of the row, my face was bright and happy, and nothing of my inmost thoughts was known to my father." Matthias, the younger, had been sup plied with books for his preparatory studies; and these, by the light of the sugar camp fire by night and during all leisure hours, Thomas used to such good advantage that he was greatly profited when the harder struggle for systematic self-education came in ma turer years. At length a fortuitous circumstance turned the whole course of his life. He had reached the age of 17, and was nearly full grown. On a certain occa sion, when there was somewhat of a public gathering, as usual Tom was bj-ought out as the champion wrestler, and was matched against a man much his superior in physical strength. Af ter two trials, in which Tom liad been equally successful with his antagonist, the-"rubber" came, which was to de cide the contest. At length Tom was, by force of sheer muscular power, crowded down with great violence upon one knee, in such a manner as to split the cap, and from that moment to the end of his life was a cripple. THE CAMPAIGN OF 1840 was the one in which Corwin's powers as a stump orator manifested themselves to their fullest extent. It was a great popular uprisinfir, and he was everywhere "the hero of the Hour. On one occasion, when he was engaged in speaking to a large crowd, he was interrupted several times by an impatient little man, who in a tenor voice demanded, "apeak a little louder, Mr. Corwin." Finally the speaker stopped, and, loooking with the peculiar quizzical expression which was a characteristic of the man, began to stretch himself up to his fullest, height, and bend his head in every direction, as though endeavoring to see a very di minutive individual. At length his eyes remained fixed, and he said, in the loud est, most resonant tone of which his re markable voice was capable: "Fellow-citizens: In that great day when the heavens shall be rolled togeth er like a scroll when Gabriel, standing with one foot upon the sea andthe oth er upon the solid land, shall say in trumpet-tones that time shall be no more some squeaky-voiced democrat away over in the outskirts of the crowd, will call out with what little force he pos sesses, 'Speak a little louder, Mr. Ga briel!' " This incident recalls the fact that Mr. Corwin was A STUDENT OF THE SCRIPTURES. in early life, and delighted ever in his speeches to draw illustrations from them. He was a strog supporter of Lin coln for the presidency, and was a dele gate to the Chicago convention. On the return trip two young men were sitting in the car-seat directly in front of him, engaged in talking about the nomina tion which had just been announced. They considered the choice of the con vention a mistake. "The idea," said one, "that the peo- Ele of this country must go out into the ackwoods of Illinois, ana take up an unknown, third-rale lawyer for such a position as this?" "O well, he will probably be defeated any way," said the other. "If he were much of a man he would not be so poor. A man who can't make money is a poor one to take up for the presidency." Mr. Corwin could not longer hear such sentiments in silence. "If you will excuse me," b began, "I once read in a very old book of a very remarkable personage, the most remarkable, per haps, that eyer lived. But on one occa sion this personage rode into Jerusalem on the bare back of an ass because he hadn't money enough to buy him a horse and saddle. Yet the people re ceived him with honor and welcome shouts, and he has often been called great. There may be more in this Illi nois lawyer than you think." To illustrate Corwin's manner of HANDLING A TROUBLESOME QUES TIONER, no better anecdote can be recalled than the following: He had onlv got well started in his speech at a certain place, when some one began to ply questions. For a time they were answered with care, notwithstanding the cries that were made of "Put him out!" etc. "No don't put him out," said the orator, "I am glad to answer questions." But they came thicker and faster, and there seemed to be no likelihood of cessation. Finally Corwin said, in his confidential tone: . "Now, my dear old friend, I wish you wouldn't ask any more questions at E resent for you see I am "in a great urry. I have a good many people to talk to, and they want to hear what I have to say. But I know where you live, and, if you will keep still now, when the campaign is over I will re member you, and come up and stay all night with you, and we will .sleep to gether and talk it all over." IN HIS PRIVATE AND SOCIAL LIFE Mr Corwin was nol ess peculiar and uni que than in his public career. He was passionately fond of his family and friends, being ever willing' to make any sacrifice for their sake. The love which he cherished for his three daughters was so intense that it partook of the form of jealousy when they began to be courted by the admiring young men of the vicin ity. At the marriage of his oldest daugh ter, Eva, to Mr. George R. Sage, a young lawyer of Cincinnati, Corwin manifested so much feeling that the occasion par took more of the aspect of a funeral than of a wedding. During the ceremony he shed tears, and at the supper, after a prolonged and solemn silence, Jie sud denly broke out: "Now I want it distinctly understood that this thing is never going to happen again in this house. There will never be another wedding here. I will get a nigger six feet tall, and give him a pole ten feet long, and post him at the front door, and instruct him to KNOCK ANY YOUNG MAN IN THE HEAD who comes to see my daughters." Gen. Garfield relates that shortly be fore Corwin's death, when he returned to Washington from a flying visit to Lebanon to attend the marriage of his youngest daughter, he referred to this marriage of Eva, and said that he shut himself up in his room for three or four days before it occurred, and could not be persuaded to take any part in the preparations, and only on the most ear nest solicitation did he come down to witness the ceremony. He said: "I could not endure the thought of my daughter loving another man better than myself; and yet she married a no ble fellow. And now the old feeling lias returned. I tell you I had a horri ble time of it until the ceromony was over." As would be supposed Mr. Corwin was FOND OF FAMILY GATHERINGS and associations of friends. A cousin relates, as his earliest remembrance of him, that he was at the house of his grandmother at a Thanksgiving party. Among the guests was a Baptist preach er, a collateral relative, who, in the most solemn manner, "began to belabor Mr. Corwin for not attending church more regularly. The latter listened seriously to the close of the exhortation, and then said: "I know I don't attend church as regularly as I ought to; but the fact is, I have conscientious scruples about going on Sunday. MyBibleqom mands me to remember the sabbath day and keep it holy, and observe it as a day of rest. Now, if I go to meeting, I break this command. If you will appoint some day during the week and preach then, I will every time be in nry pew and listen attentively to what you have to say. But, when you insist upon get ting a living by work upon a holy day, I cannot contribute to the sin." When Corwin's only son, Dr. William H. Corwin, was attending college at Dennison University, his teachers com plained that he sat up too late nights, and they were afraid he would injure himself with over mental exertion. The statesman "WROTE ON THIS OCCASION AS FOLLOWS: "Jfy Son: I am informed that you are seriously injuring your health by study. Very few young men nowadays are likely to be injured in this way. and all I have to say to you is, that, should you kill yourself by study, it would give me great pleasure to attend your funer- A feature of Mr. Corwin's character which should not be overlooked, was his sympathy with struggling young men. He assisted many a boy to a good education, and his law office at Lebanon was constantly filled with students. Many of these attained eminence in their profession, and now relate with pride reminiscences of the kindness and humor of their tutor. Judge K., of Illinois, who boasts of some Indian blood in his veins, while a law student in an Ohio town, went some distance one autumn day. to hear the orator. He found Mr. Corwin in the office of the hotel, as usual si rrounded by friends who were listening to his con versation. The young man noticed that he attracted Mr. Corwin's attention, and was somewhat embarrassed. But he had no time to retreat, for the latter breaking off abruptly and uncovering his head, said to him: "HERE TAKE MY HAT!" The young man stammered out a question in regard to what that was for. "Because you are a blacker man than 1 am," said Mr. Corwin. Upon learning that the young man was in somewhat straightened circum stances, Mr. Corwin invited him to en ter his law office at Lebanon; and, upon the invitation being accepted, theyoung man was assisted through to the end of his studies! Just before sailing from Mexico he wrote a characteristic letter to his cous in, Robert G. Corwin, of Dayton, Ohio, which, together with some wit, con tained a good deal of truth, and had a sombre strain running clear through it He said that he had accomplished all that could now be done in his mission, and was about to return. When he ar rived in the United States he would want something to do. He had had some skill in youth in imparting knowl edge, and would suggest that a country school be obtained for him. But in case he should die before he arrived home, he requested that NO COSTLY MONUMENT be placed over his grave. He desired to be buried in Lebanon, and suggested the following inscription for his tomb stone: "THCttlAS CORWIN. Bork, July 29, 1794 : Died "Dearly beloved by his family ; despised by detn ocrats; useful in life only to knaves and pretended friends. Upon returning from Mexico, Mr. Corwin found bankruptcy stiring him in the face. More than S100.000 in debts awaited payment. These debts were almost entirely the result of signing notes with friends, who had left them for him to pay. He assured his credit ors that, with reasonable time, he would make the endeavor to pay all ; and in his old age, like Walter Scott, he under took the herculean task of canceling this enormous debt by individual exer tion. This was a favorable time to un der' ake such a task. Complicated liti gation growing out of the Mexican war, and the collection of heavy claims, all awaited eminent talent; and the general flushness of money, caused by inflation, made fees large and easy of collection. He opened an office in a favorable part of Washington, -and his national reputa tion soon brought him a LARGE AND REMUNERATIVE PRACTICE. But the burden of this labor, together with anxiety over financial embarrass ments, proved too much for his consti tution, and suddenly, at a time when he appeared most vigorous and jovial, the fatal stroke came. General Garfield, who witnessed the sad event, relates it as follows: A large party of Ohio people were as sembledin the house of Mr. Wetmore, military agent of Ohio, and Corwin was in his happiest vein of anecdote. He oc cupied a sofa with a friend seated on each hand, and as many gathered in front of him as could get in reach. They were listening to one of his inimitable stories, in the course of whicli he arose to illustrate some point of the anecdote, and, while making a gesture with both hands, was stricken with paralysis and fell forward. I caught him in my arms, and Whitelaw Reid, who .stood beside me, aided in carrying him to a bed in an adjoining room. He spoke once or twice on the way, and as we laid him down," but never spoke again. He died next day. THE REQUEST OF THE STATESMAN, not only expressed in 'he letter to cousin Robert, but, in conversation, to others, that he be buried in Lebanon, and that no costly monument be raised to his memory has been respected. The family have not decided upon the style of stone that shall be placed upon beside the torn' ; and so, unmarked save by a small cedar tree whicli has sprung up unbidden at its head, the grave of Oliio's brilliant statesman awaits the great day. liARY. An Earnest Rebuke for Methodists. Conprt'gatlonallst. We wish oar Methodist brethren could understand better than they seem to realize what a strain they sometimes put upon the affectionate desire of some of their evangelical brethren to be in fellowship with them and with their ways. We wish they would stop to think, when they put a "boy preacher" upon the stand before 8,000 people, who begins: "Glory to God! Heaven is in raptures, and hell in consternation to night" all because he is going to preach: and who then, saying: "I am in dead earnest to-night for salvation of souls. I have come here for that pur pose, and am sure to succeed, for the power of Go 1 is here and will soon be displayed," rolls up his sleeves, and, with rantic gesticulations, proceeds by all he tricks of the stump speaker to work up a scene of emotional excitement in which some are singing, some shouting, some praying, some weeping, with an uproar suggesting that in the theatre a' Ephesus, whish the town clerk thought was too bad for the worshippers of the great goddess Diana we say we wish our friends would sit down calmly to estimate the per contras of such a scene. And whether, even if it be conceivable that some little abiding good may re main to some few souls out of such semi blasphemous confusion, harm enough has been done to the great crowd of onlookers to throw the balance heavily against such methods. Who but God knows how many refined and educated listeners are thrown off by such spiritual excesses, into a chronic and perhaps fatal aversion to all evangelical religion? An Angel Seen, Battle Creek (Mtch ) Special to Chicago Tribune. It is claimed by several people who were in attendance at the watch-meeting at the Seventh-Day Adventists' tab ernacle, on New Year's eve. that an an gel made its appearance at one of the large windows, and was distinctly seen for a full moment The attention of those present was attracted toward it by a brijUiant light which streamed through the window. It is described by those present as dressed in flowing white gar ments, and with a halo about its head from which ridiated the most brilliant light, so bright that those who looked upon it were dazzled and fascinated by it, being unable to take their gaze from off it until it disappeared as sudden as it appeared. The story is creating con siderable excitement in the city, and by those who believe in it is accepted as a favorable omen, while others, who be lieve in Mother Shipton's prophecy, look upon it in the light of being a warning and forerunner of the world's end. Some of the German, and Russian rail-mills employ, it is stated, an in genious method of overcoming the dif ficulty of cutting hot rails, so that they may be all of the same length when cold. According to this plan, the rails are looked at through a dark glass; when they have cooled to a certain temperature they cannot be perceived; and if, therefore, a dark blue or an orange yellow glass is used, the rails . ay still be at a red glow, but the light radiated from them does not reach the eye. It may be considered that the light from two rails, observed through the same dark- glass, disappears at the same temperature, and thus a rule is obtained for cutting ibe rails to the same perfect and identical gauge. This plan has been in use for a considerable time, with excellent results. The five-year-old son of a family the other day stood vs-stching his baby brother, who was making a great noise over having his face washed. The little fellow at length lost patience, and stamp ing his foot,said, "You thinkyou have lots of trouble, but you don't know anything about it Wait till you are big enough to get a licking and then you will see won't he, mamma?" TJie Rcnson Wliy. The tonic effect of Kidney-Wort is produced by its cleansing and purifying action on the blood. Where there is a gravelly deposit in the urine, or milky, ropy urine from disor dered kidneys, it always exme.-Leaden HOMES OP THE POETS. Condensed from "Poet' Homes." THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH. Mr. Aldrich "lives in Ponkapog, a part of the town of Canton, in Massachu setts. Although a very charming place, Ponkapog was never noticed for its en terprise, and the location of .a railroad some two or three miles distant has left it very much in the condition of BaLey's Four Corners, described by Mr. Aldrich in his story of "Miss Mehetable's Son." The house is an old-fashioned two-story house built at the beginning of the present century, and is partly screened from the road by cherry trees and a hedge of arbor vita?, presided over by two ancient and shiftless looking button woods. Back of the house the grounds fall away gently to a stream and an old pond, on which stands a deserted and decaying mill, which was utilized during the late war for the weaving of soldiers' cardigans. Along the margin of the stream which, after wandering all around the grouuds, finds its way out on the Neponset meadows, and so to the ocean, great quantities of water cresses, ferns and curious wild flowers grow, the early cowslip and pitcher plant among them. ELIZABETH STUART PHELPS. Her summer house at Gloucester is a two-story brown cottage, with doors and windows opening out upon a piazza facing the sea. upon the interior Miss Phelps has bestowed much of the artis tic taste which distinguishes her. The parlor is a long narrow room tinted with a delicate green shade, not a sea green, but the green our eye catches in the opal of a wave as the sunset lights it. In other rooms of the house the same taste has directed that one should be rose pink, another robin's egg blue, another delicate shades of buff and brown, an other the native colors of the wood. The house is filled with the remembrance of those who love her; and, with the books and pictures that she loves and with the constant society and sympathy of friends, the lady whom you know as the author of "Gates Ajar" and the "Story of Avis" here draws into her quiet days and invalid life the courage and the calm of the summer sea. NORA PERRY. Miss Perry's home is in Providence, in little Rhode Island, though she was a Massachusetts girl, and is so much in Boston that many persons have an idea that her fixed residence is there, To reach this home we go up over one of the beautiful hills for which Providence is noted, and entering a quiet street, stop at last before a modest little house shaded by two branching elms. But it is not the exterior, it is the interior in whicli we are most interested, for it is there that Nora Perry's individuality has opportunity to assert itself. Ad mitted to this interior we are shown in to a charming room of which we take fascinated observation while we wait the coming of its mistress. The heavy drapery of the windows gives the room soft, subdued light, but quite sufficient to enable us 1o discover its artistic ar rangement. If it is winter, a bright, open wood fire is burning before us. On the walls, all about are pictures pic tures everywhere; bits of painting, beautiful engravings, and choice speci mens of photographic art. In the cor ner stands a wide writing table, and close beside it a book case filled with books. This corner is our lady's work shop, the nook where our sweet singer's songs are penned. MRS. HARRIET PRESCOTT SPOFFORD. The dwelling is one of those grand, old-fashioned farm houses, built to last as long as the island, and when folks had plenty of timber to put around it. It used to'be a tavern also, and it actu ally seems to laugh as we come up to it with memories of the jollity it had seen in the days gone by. But there is a dif ferent air about it now. It has been re modeled somewhat, without and within, and, while there is no lack of laughter around it, it stands with a quiet and stately grace. There is a store of joy there now, but it is different; as the song that steals out into the hushed stillness of the night from the poet's lat tice is different from that which makes the rafters ring over the bowl of cider The staircase is wide and quaint, and above it is open clear through the house giving it an air of spaciousness and grandeur. Below, too, it is wide and cool, a most delicious retreat in the heat of the day, a perfect temple for quiet, unspoken worship in the hush of the evening. To the left of the hall is the parlor; and once within, it is hard to get away, there is so much to feast the eye, and so much to charm the mind; for here the family sit and make the home. MRS. CELIA THAXTER. The cottage of Appledore island is perfectly plain. No bay windows, bal conies, or other petty appendages; no fanciful gables, or Gothic points; no newness of paint; no vines or trees. Only a plain two-storied house, with dormer window attic. A homely house built on the rock, and perched in severe relief against the sky. At the front of the cottage is a small yard inclosed by a picket fence. It is full of flowers. I do not mean piim and decorous beds and flowers staying where they are put within their well-clipped borders. But a yard full of flowers full to the fence-top and covering every inch of ground with their glad luxuriance. Not a weed anywhere quite crowded out by these burning, glowing, starry, gladsome creatures. Somehow by rea son of the soil and air, all flowers here have a freedom of growth and brillian cy of hue not elsewhere found and in tense loveliness ! MR. J. J. PIATT AND MRS. S. M. B. PIATT. The Piatt house itself is built at the center of many beautiful landscapes the Ohio river being the commanding feature. The cottage stands on the river line of hills, on the northern (Ohio) side, nearly 300 feet above the river level. Every window of the house gives charming river views the Ohio southeast and southwest, the great Miania to the northward, while from the heights above the house there is a lovely glimpse of the meeting of the Whitewater with the Miami, re minding one of Tom Moore's song of "The Vale of Avoca where the bright waters meet." These gay, sunny wa ters encircle in their gleaming arms the most green and fertile of valleys. In summer the whole country below the dark wooded heights seems one vast, unbroken, level corn-field. Across the Ohio to the southward there are some delightful Kentucky views rich and extensive bottom lands, with farm houses, orchards, pastures, wheat fields and corn fields, bounded by a line of wooded hills, so that the scene from the upper windows is a delightful mingling of the idyllic and the romantic. MRS. A. D. T. WHTTNER. It is a sweet, sunny place, in Milton, midway between the Mill Tillage and the Centre; and the pleasant south win dows look sway to Blue Hills, which bound the horizon. It is a brown, double house, with ;m L and a veranda at the back, a broad piazza front, woodbine climbing luxuriantly around its pillars and up the side of the houses a roof of woodbine which her children brought from Milton woods Years ago and planted here. Koses place in summer, and green. Gnarled old grow about the tne tun is very apple trees and dwarf pears abound at the back, and plenty of singing birds have their habij tation among the branches, and in the bird-houses, which are perched high up abdve the tree-tops for their accommo dation. Lovely old elms give the pUce name Elm Corner. That quain&fold house across the road is where "Faith Gartney" used to live. J. T. TROWBRIDGE. The home of J. T. Trowbridge, the poet and the story-teller, is a neat, bro vn wooden house, two and a half stories high, situated in a garden of fruit and flowers, on Pleasant street, in Arlington, Mass. Close behind it Arlington Lake, the Spy Pond of his toric fame, winds like a broad river for a distance of a mile or more. A drawing-room furnished with elegance ard taste occupies the front half of the house, behind which a large dining room overlooks the pond. From the east window in the upper hall Blinker Hill Monument and the city of Charles town can be seen, with a glimpse of old Boston itself. From the southeast window of the study Mount Auburn, the city of the dead, Cambridge observ atory, surrounded by ti.e hills of Bright on and Brookline, form an interesting prospect. Arlington Lake, which can he seen from all the windows on the side and rear of the house, affords a scene of ever-changing variety. RICHARD HENRY STODDARD. The Stoddards live in New York, in an unpretending little home in East Fif teenth street If we were to attempt to characterize their home in a few words we should say that it was nearly such a home as all authors ought to have. It is plainly furnished, but is full of good books and good pictures, most of which were painted by their artist friends. The books are all English, of course, for the, Stoddards have only such education as they have given themselves; but they are all good "books which are books," as Charles Lamb used to say. A Husband's Revenge. A Paris letter to the New York Times, of the 3d inst, has the following: On the banks of Maine, close by the village of R., and about three-quarters of an hour distant from Paris, stands the chateau of the Marquis of R. It is a very grand old chateau, built at a time when every country residence was a fortress, and tourists travel thither from afar to admire its turrets and its porti cullis, and above all its armory, which is said to contain the finest private col lection of offensive and defensive weap ons in France. The gem3 of the gallery are helmets, of which there are speci mens of every shape and epoch, from the humble Marion of the Rietze to the plumed and gilded casque of the knight. In fact, helmets are a particular hoDby of the marquis, who is, or rather was, prouder of his collection than of any thing else in the world until he took unto himself a wife, when, so long as the novelty of the situation lasted, she assumed the first place in his affections. But the marchioness, who is a restless little Parisienne, did not like the village of R., nor the chateau of R. She found her neighbors dull, and saw no charms in the Snnday evening game of whist with the notary, the cure and her hus band. Time hung heavily on her hands; she had nothing to do and so looked about her for some distraction, as she was as much out of place in the gloomy old castle as would be a canary bird in side a cannon. She found it, naturally, as most people do find what they want, if they seek dilligently and are aided by the devil, as she was, for the distractor appeared in the form of Mr. T. P., son of an eminent Parisian doctor, who has a villa in the environs. All through the summer their flirta tions went on nicely, if wickedly, but naturally the pitcher went to the well too often. One of the servants consid erately informed the master of mad ame's "carryings on," and monsieur came unexpectedly upon the turtle doves last Wednesday evening. He was not left in any doubt, Mr. T. P. jumped out of the window, and was not shot after; the lady dropped on her knees and asked for mercy. "Madame," said" M. de R., with a calmness more terrible than would have been an explosion of wrath, "be good enough to get up and accompany me." "But this costume?" she ventured to protest. "Is perfectly appropriate," was the reply, and like another statute of the commander, he led the way to the armory. "It is all over with me," thought tlie marchioness. "He means to cut my head off." But they passed by the "glave of justice," and never stopped until the' had reached the hel met department. So far the prologue. On Thursday morning, as the milk carts came in at the Crenelle gate of the fortifications, their drivers were aston ished to see a female sitting on the pavement clad only in a chemise, but with her head surmounted by an iron casque, from which floated an immense plume of ostrich feathers. Who was she? Whence came she? What was the meaning of this strange accounter ment? All these questions were asked first by the milkmen, and then by the police agents, who conveyed her to the nearest guard house. Answers came, but were inaudible. From behind that lowered visor her voice sounded like the bark of a little dog at the bottom of a copper kettle with its cover on. At last somebody thought that perhaps she might be able to write her history, which, as my readers may have sup posed, is a Continuation of the promen ade in the R. armory. Then a locksmith was sent for, but could do nothing toward ridding her of her cumbersome headgear. There was a secret spring, whose fastenings were only known to the marquis himself. A dispatch was posted off to R. but the marquis had left for two years, said the steward, and withoutgiving any address except that of his banker in Paris, who had not been told yet whitbor he was to direct correspondence. So stands the affair now, and the e is no reason to anticipate its speed termi nation. The victim is fed liquids through a tube passed between the bars of the helmet, and gets just enough air to avoid suffocation. But can she en dure the torture until her lord relents! The steel is so marvelously tempered that it turns the edge of every tool so far tried upon it, and the unlucky heroine of its extraordinary, but pos itively veracious history is not likely to derive much consolation from the in scription found upon a piece of armour, from which it appears that it is one of the chefs d'oeuvre of the celebrated Flor entine Armorer, Galotti, made by him expressly for Alphonso D'Este, fourth husband of the notorious Lucrezia Borgia. Alcohol and acetic acid, says J. Beechamp, are constant and necessary products of putrefaction. He has dis covered alcohol also in small quantities in normal and sound animal tissues. The man who was approached from the rear by a goat and went ov.r a six foot wall and rooted up the ground for three rods, on being revived told the doctor that he hadn't, at the time of the accidet, the slightest idea that he was standing on a railroad track. Those in pursuit of the marvelous may get a grain of caution from the following, taken from an article on "Living Toads in Stone," by Thomas G. Denny, in a recent number of Science Gossip: "Most of us have heard of Flint Jack,' but I do not think many readers of the journal have met with any manufactures of fossil toads; but I knew, many years ago, a naturalist living in Leeds" who used to prepare for sale toads stated to have been fonnd in beds of coal by baking them per fectly black and hard in an oven, and then taking square pieces of coal, and after splitting them carefully, cutting a hollow in each portion to receive the 'ancient reptile.' " A "Wonderful Sermon. We quote from Richard Henry Dana's paper, in Scribner for November, on the fate President Leonard Woods, of Bow doin college: Some thirty years ago, it had been announced that President Woods was to preach in what is now the parish church of the Advent, in Bowdoin street, but was then in the possession of a Congre gational society, under the pastorate of the Rev. Dr. Winslow. The house was well filled. President Woods spoke ap parently without even notes. He spoke for nearly an hour and a half of a warm summer afternoon, to a congregation which had been used to set their men tal chronometers to twenty or thirty minutes. Yes, it was a case of "Con ticuere omnes, intcntique ora tenebunt," from first to last There was not only at tention, but anexcited.glowing attention. His subject was "The Delayed Justice of God," the text being: "Because sen tence against an evil work is not execu ted speedily, therefore," etc. For his space of time, and his pur pose, he was the master of every one in the house, and Dr. Winslow, in his con cluding prayer, was so carried away that he entered unconsciously upon a eulogy on the preacher, in thanking the Almightv for the great privilege we had enjoyed that day. At this time it was rarely, if ever, that a preacher of the orthodox sects took examples or illustra tions from elsewhere than the scriptures; but in this discourse it seemed that, as was said of Burke, there had gone out a decree that all the world should be tax ed. . He drew his illustrations from all the known experience of mankind. As I have said, it is more than twenty-five years since I heard that sermon; but I can repeat, I think verbatim, many of its finest passages, and retain a clear memory of its thought and order. After some years, happening to speak with a scholarly and thoughtful man on the subject of sermons, he said that the best he had ever heard was one by Pres ident Woods, in the old meeting house in Bowdoin street, on the delayed jus tice of God, and he proceeded to describe it. Again, at New York, at a gathering of men of letters, the subject of best sermons was started, and one of the number, a man of high repute as a wri ter, said that, chancing to be in Boston of a Sunday, some years before, he went to hear President Woods, at Bowdoin street, and there heard a discourse on the delayed justice of God, which had ever remained in his mind the ideal ser mon. Thus, the only three persons I know to have heard it, give it the first place; and I doubt if any intelligent hearer on that day will fail, even now, to acquiesce in this judgment. Close Communists. Little Rock Gazette. "If there ain't a chance in the relig ious world pretty soon I am going to throw down the gospel and take up the grubbing hoe," remarked an old man yesterday. 'Tve rid a circuit for forty odd years, and I'm treated worse now than when I fust begun." 'What is your cause of complaint, parson," asked a bystander. "My recent est cause is one what flanks all others," answered the circuit rider, wiping a drop of water from the end of his peaked nose with the sleeve of his brown jeans coat. "I have pleached a good deal here in Little Rock, and until recent it had alers been nry belief that if a man could pull through here he could pull through any where. But 1 was blind wrong. Yes terday I went in the Gum Lick district, where I had an appointment to preach in the school house. When I got there I found that old man Wiggles, a hard shell Baptist, had got in ahead of me. I went in without any ill-feelings, in tending to wait until he got through, when I would muster my congregation and take the field. After awhile he got through preachin' and .announced that sacrament would be taken when the boy got back from the still house. 'My congregation usus whisky instead of wine,' he went on, 'and Arkansaw corn bread instead of your wheat fixens.' Just then the boy arrived, and the old man tuk the cob stopper from the black chunk bottle and began to pore out the whisk'. Now, if there's anything that strikes me natural, it is whisk', and thinking I could preach better after being warmed up a little, I went up to the table and reached out after the bot tle, when the old man looked at me and said: "Ain't you a Methodist?" "Yes, sir!" "Don't you know that we don't allow the Methodists to communicate with us? Do you take this place for a free lunch counter, eh? No, sir, if you are not a customer of the Lord, you can't eat and drink here!" "I've got a right to the table," I said, "and I'llhelp mvself." "Tetch that boUle and I'll lift you." "I grabbed the bottle and the old man struck me with a pone of corn bread and knocked me down. Then somebody kicked me and all hands dragged me out." "You got into a nest of close com munists, did you?" asked the bystand ers. "Ruther like it. Why, them fellows would snatch a piece of bread from Jacob and tear the bosom outen Abra ham's shirt. No, sir; until there is more freedom in church I shan't renew my connections. Where can a fellow get a two pound hoe?" An English Waiter. Thomas Bailer Aldrich In Atlantic Monthly. In London there is a kind of hotel of which we have no counterpart in the United States. This hotel is usuall' located in some semi-aristocratic side street, and wears no badge of its servi tude beyond a large, well-kept brass door-plate, bearing the legend "Jones's Hotel" or "Brown's Hotel," as the case may be; but be it Brown or Jones, he has been dead at least fifty Years, and the establishment is conducted by Robinson. There is no coffee-room or puouc uimng-room, or even omce, in this hotel; the commercial traveler is an unknown quantity there; your meals are served in your apartments; the fur niture is solid and comfortable, the at tendance admirable, the cunune unex ceptionable, and the bill abominable. But for ease, quietness, and a sort of 1812 odor of respectability, this hotel has nothing to compare with it in the wide world. It is here that the inter mittent homesickness you contracted on the continent will be lifted out of your bosom; it is here will be unfolded to you alluring vistas of the substantial comforts that surround the private lives of prosperous Britons; it is here, above all, that you will be brought in contact with Smith. It was on our arrival in London, one April afternoon, that the door of what looked like a private mansion, in D street, was thrown open to us by a boy broken out all over with buttons. Be hind this boy stood Smith. I call him simply Smith for two reasons: in the first place because it is convenient to do so, and in the second place because that is what he called himself. I wish it were as facile a matter to explain how this seemingly unobtrusive person instantly took possession of us, bullied us with his usefulness, and knocked us down with his urbanity. From the mo ment he stepped forward to relieve us of our hand-luggage, we were his and remained his until that other moment, some weeks later, when he handed us our parcels again, and stood statuesque on the door step, with one finger lifted to his forehead in decorous salute, as we drove away. Ah, what soft despot ism was that which was exercised for no other end than to anticipate our re quirementsto invent new wants for us only to satisfv them! If I anywhere speak lightly of "Smith, if I take excep tion to his preternatural gravity (of which I would not have him moult a feather), if I allude invidiously to his life-long struggle with certain rebellious letters of the alphabet, it is out of sheer envy and regret that we have nothing like him iu America. We have Niagara, and the Yosemite, and Edison's electric light (or shall have it, when we get it), but we have no trained serving-men like Smith. He is the result of older and vastly more complex social condi tions than ours. His training began in the feudal ages. An atmosphere charg ed with machieolated battlements and cathedral spires was necessary to his perfect development that and genera tion after generation of lords and princes and wealthy country-gentlemen for him to practice on. He is not pos sible in New England. The very cut of his features is unknown among up. It has been remarked that each trade and profession has its physiognomy, its own proper face. If you look closely you will detect a family likeness running through the portraits of Garrick and Kean and Booth and Irving. There's the self-same sabre-like fhish in the eye of Marlborough and Bonaparte the same resolute labial expression. Every lackey in London might be the son or brother of any other lackey. Smith's father and his father's father, and so on back to the gray dawn of England, were serving-men, and each in turn has been stamped with the immutable trade-mark of his elass. Waiters (like poets) are born, not made; and they have not had time to be born in America. Man. Extracted from an Old Volume. The average weight of an adult man is 140 lbs 6 oz. The average weight of a skeleton is about 14 lbs. Number of bones, 240. The skeleton measures one inch less than the height of the living man. The average weight of the brain of a man is 3 lbs; of a woman, 2 lbs 11 "oz. The brain of a man exceeds twice that of any other animal. The average height of an Englishman is 5 feet 9 inches; of a Frenchman, 5 feet 4 inches, and of a Belgian, 5 feet 6 J inches. The average weight of an Englishman is 150 lbs; ofa Frenchman, 136 lbs, and of a Belgian, 140 lbs. The average number of teeth is 32. A man breathes about 20 times in a minute, or 1,200 times in an hour. A man breathes about 20 pints of air in a minute, or upwards of 7 hogs heads in a day. A man gives off 4.08 per cent of car bonic gas of the air he respires; respires 10,666 cubic feet of carbonic acid gas in 24 hours; consumes 10,667 cubic feet of oxygen in 24 hours, equal to 125 cubic inches of common air. A man annually contributes to vege tation 124 lbs of carbon. The average of the pulse in infancy is 120 per minute; in manhood, 80; at 60 years, 60. The pulse of females is more frequent than that of males. The weight of the circulating blood is about 28 lbs. . The heart beats 75 times in a minute; sends nearly 10 lbs of blood through the veins and arteries each beat; makes four beats while we breathe once. 540 pounds, or 1 hogshead 1 pints, of blood pass through the heart in one hour. 12,000 pounds, or 24 hogsheads 4 gal lons, or 10.782J pints, pass through the heart in twenty-four hours. 1,000 ounces of blood pass through the kidnevs in one hour. 174,000000 holes or cells are in the lungSv which would cover a surface thirty times greater than the human body. A Remarkable Animal. The Lfama will bear neither beating nor ill treatment. They go in troops, an Indian walking a long distance ahead as a guide. If the Lamas are tired they stop, and the Indian stops al so. If the delay be too great the Indian, becoming uneasy toward the sunset, after all due precaution, resolves on supplicating the bpasts to resume their journey. He stands about fifty or sixty paces off, in an attitude of humility, waiving his hand coaxingly toward them, looks at them with tenderness, and at the same time, in softest tones, reiterates ic, ic, id If the Lamas are disposed to resume their course, they follow the Indian in good order, and at a regular pace, but very fast, for their legs are very long; but when they are in ill humor they do not even turn to ward the speaker, but remain motion less, huddled together, standing or ly ing down, and gazing on heaven with a look so tender and so melancholly that we might be led to imagine that these very singular and interesting animals had the consciousness of another lifc.or a happier state of existence. The straight neck and its gentle maj esty of bearing, the long down of their always clean and glossy skin, their sup ple and timid motion, all give them an air at once sensitive and noble. The Lama is the only animal employed by man that he dare not strike. If it hap pens (which is very seldom the case) that an Indian wishes to obtain, either by force, or even by threats, what the Lama will not willingly perform, the in stant the animal finds itself affronted by word or gesture, he raises his head with dignity, and without making any attempt to escape ill treatment by flight he lies down, turning his looks toward heaven, large tears flow freely from his beautiful eyes, sighs issue from his bo som, and in a half or three-quarters of an hour at most, he expires. The respect shown these animals by Peruvian Indians amounts absolutely to superstitious reverence. When the In dians load them, two approach and ca ress the animal, hiding his head, that he may not see the load on his back. It is the same in unloading. The Indians of the Cordilleras alone have sufficient pa tience and gentleness to manage the Lama. Recipe for Happiness. Denton, Md., Januarys. Curtis An drews, living in the fourth district of Caroline county, is now 82 years old. His wife is nearly the same age and they have lived together for sixty years. Their life has been plain and laborious, but their faces wear a look of smiling content that draws .kindly feeling to" ward them. Whca asked the secret cf his happiness, Andrews replied: "Well, sir, I have always noticed that there is more trouble between man and wife over making the fire in the morning than anything else. If they can get along smoothly about that everything else is smooth. My wife and I went to house keeping together in our log cabin nigh fifty years 3go. We've only got one fireplace, but that's a big one. When we moved in I said to her: 'Sally, I'll make the fire and I'll 'tend to "if I made that tire, and it's been burning ever since. For nigh fifty years I've covered up that fire before going to bed, and I've fixed it up in the morning. I've never had any matches in the house,and there are never any sulphur smells in the household. While the fire burns, sir, there is peace i i Curtis Andrews' home." IT IS WORTH A TRIAL. "I was trembled for raanj years with Kidney Complaint, Gravel, c; mv blood became thin; I was dull and inactfve; coald hardlv crawl about, and was an old worn out man afl OTer, and could get nothing to help me, until I got Hop Bitter.", and now I am a boy aeain. My blood and kidneys are all right and I am as active as a man of SO, although I am 72, and I have no doubt it will do as well for others of my age. It is worth the trial." (Father.) FOOD FOR TH0UKHT. Happiness is forgetfulness of self. To be angry is to revenge the faults of others upon ourselves. Avoid an angry man for awhile a malicious one for ever. Nature is the master of talent; geniu? is the master of nature. Have a care of whom you talk, tc whom, and what, and where. Make not thy friend too cheap to thee nor thyself to thy friend. An idle reason lessens the weight ol the good ones you gave before. What is becoming is honorable, and what is honorable is becoming. Earnestness of puroose c m spring only from strong convictions. There can be no true thankfulness where there is no benevolence. You should forgive many things in others, but nothing in yourself. The good which you do may not be lost, though it may be forgotten. He that catches more than belongs to him, deserves to lose what he has. The more we help others to bear their burdens the lighter will bo our own. The trouble with many communities is, that their dead men refuse to bo buried. Man believes that to be a lie which contradicts the testimony of his own ig norance. A friend cannot be known in prosper ity, and an enemy cannot be hid in ad versity. It is good in a fever, and miich bet ter in anger, to have the tongue kept clean and smooth. Never send your guest who is accus tomed to a warm room, into a cold, damp bed to sleep. Taking a penny that does not belong to one removes the barrier between in tegrity and rascality. Patience ou a monument, is all wull enough for poets, but doctors plant their patients b neath. Never fail to offer the casiestand best seat in the room to an invalid, an elder ly person or a lady. Never neglect to perform the commis sion which the friend intrusted to you. You must not forget. An Unpiiblished Story of Lincoln. Relltfous Telescope. It was during the fiercest stages of the great war of the rebellion that several of our ministers called on President Lincoln on an important errand. Mr. Lincoln received them with great courtesy, and gave them a good audi ence. When the brethren arose to leave the room, one of them, probably Dr. L Davis, said, "Mr. Lincoln, you have been very kind and painstaking to answer our questions. We have yet one which our pe jple are deeply interested in and which we wish to put before you for an answer. What do you here at Washington in'end to do with slavery?' . That interrogation opened a momentous question. Mr. Lincoln was ready for the emer gency. Rising to his feet and straight ening up his bony form, he said, "Gen tlemen, I will tell you how it is. The treatment proposed by the officials here for the slaver' question is about like what would be proposed by a set of doctors for a wen on a person. There is a man with a large ugly wen on his person. He consults a number of phy sicians about it They all agree as to two things. They all agree that it is a wen; that js the lirst thing. They all agree that it must come off. About the method of removing itthevdo not agree. One says the best way is to put the knife into it and with the knife remove it. One advises powerful gxternal ap plications with a view to its removal. Another thinks the better way is to put a cord tightly around it and every day draw it tighter, until at last a severance will of itself occur. That, gentlemen, is just the way it is here with us. We are all agreed that slavery is a wen on the government We are all agreed that it must come off. We are not yet agreed about how to do it." With this the clergymen shook heartily the hand of the good president and went away. Entertaining' a Corpse. A singular story comes from the far west, in which a former citizen of Omaha, Neb., and a "washee, washee" Mongo lian of Dillon station, a littletown at the terminus of the Utah Northern railroad, figured conspicuously. The story was told by a gentleman just in from the the west, and is to tin effect: Mr. Byrne.a carpenter by trade, has a shop in Dillon. About three weeks ago a Chinaman employed in a restaurant at Dillon, and who was a confirmed opium eater, dropped dead, as was eup posed, on the floor of the restaurant. The proprietor notified his countrymen, who came in one hundred and fifty strong, to look at the body, but declined to take it off his hands or contribute toward a burial fund. At length the proprietor,thrown on his own resources, offered Byrne 10 to take the body to his shop and take care, of it, and $25 more to make a coffin and give the body a decent interment. Mr. Byrne accordingly took the corpse away, made the coffin and placed the body therein and was just putting the lid on to nail it down, when up rose John Chinaman in his coffin and began jabbering heathen Chinee at him. Although somewhat surprised, the pro tem undertaker sent again for the Chinamen; this was the evening of the same day, and they opened their hearts so far as" to contribute the money to buy a quart of whisky for their companion, and then left him'in Byrne's care. The night was very cold and the undertaker built a fire, sat beside it and drank the whisky with his corpse, and then laid on a pile of shavings and went to sleep, leaving John sitting bolt upright on the bench. As the nhrht waned the fire went out and John grew colder and colder, until at length he fell over.off on the floor and soon froze stiff", a "stiff" sure enough thi3 time. Byrne was saved by the liquor he had taken and by his bed of shavings, and when he awoke and found John dead again, he evinced no surprise, but coolly proceeded with the work where he had left off the day before. John wa3 nailed up and "planted" in good style, and he received his well earned $35.- Mr. Knott, the informant, vouches for the truth of this story, which we regard as equal to some of Mark Twain's interest ing adventures. M. Smosee, a Belgian engineer, pro poses to utilize the safety-lamp for re vealing the presence of fire-damp in collieries. It is well known that the flame of the lamp elongates and re quires a higher caloric power when in air which contains light carburetted hy drogen, or marsh gas. A piece of metal is so placed as to be elongated by this flame; this produces electric contact, and causes a bell to ring. Sev eral of these lamps should be placed in different parts of the mine and the bells numbered. Things that will wear are not to be had cheap Whether it be a fabric or a principle, if it is to eudure it must cost something. Glitter, tinsel, brilliant coloring, may all be had without much expense; but, if we would nave strength, firmness and permanence, we must pay for them. Vert taking. Colds. Very glad. The Druggists. The very best remedy. Dr. Bali's Cough Syrup. -. r f ittattHOkrfakeidAui -lll-l - .f I 1T I M.