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T. K O G K R S .
Attorney and Counselor atliair.
VT'i ?T41Ueata.lltwtfcin a7?alalnes
ei:niie1tMeae. OOmr iiHe rHwt OOee.
EnawTiTlWe. Nek.
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ROY,
TmBSRTAKSR,
rotiBafcai noartiiiciCL. Tare alles west ef
HraonrriHe. Nea.
T TV. G I B S O V .
BllACKSniTIl ASD nOIUE SHOER
"Work 4a to araer aa4 tatfct&ettoa eaaraaaeed
r'rst5trt. Hecweeo 5iia ind AtlaMte. Brawa
pAT CLIXE
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BOOT AND SHOE 3I.VKER nj
CTTOX WORK maae) arder.aaa ai ataray
rnaraotert. Ttguatrtaar aatty aaa arompfly aaaf
fcbop 'o. y Xatn nfwt. Bt aiwuIWL.yefc.
JACOB
MAROHN,
MERCHANT TAILOR,
aol deakrlH
riaeEarlWa.FreiK'k. tca aa4 Fancy Clathi.
Testiars. Etc.. Etc.
tlrotrnville. S"chraIia..
B.
II. BAIIEY,
SrPr A MM.X.KK r
STOCK
Farwaerg. ateasboril itwagetyto; Iwsm
to handle roar staefc.
o-5re Ktrat X Jtkn1 B -nlc
SSTABLISEEil I2T 1S56.
O X- T 3S S T
REAL
ESTATE
"WiHiam S. Hoover.
Does a Eenera! RI Ette Bosiaese. PeWs
Tuitte on Comralwlon. ezAmlnes Tttes.
makes IVeds, ilortges. and aU lustra
mentis pertaining to the transfer of Heal Ks
tate. Has a
Oomplete AbstraG of Titles
to all Ra.1 Kstate lu Nemaha Coaatr.
AT HATCHETT'S,
Everybody Knows the Place,
ICE-CREAM
15 a socially. Customers are oeeoatsa&t
etl day or alpht to the choicest
ICS - CREAK.
Aad the calls on tstNT)AYS4hHTe beea s
nasierous that gentlemen and ladles are ac
commodated to
ICE - CREAM
on that day;a acy hoar, and are received la
to -seat pri-rs and treated eordtelly. Yaowg
folks rrona. the country are Invited to Hatek
e fa to get thetr
ICE - CREAM,
IaosAile, aad Coafeetioas. Always ?o
where 70a can set the best
ICE - CREAM,
and -c-hereVoer ferroendlB?are meet pieas
aat. E.C.BEE GEE,
FASHIONABLE
Boot and Shoe
Having bought the cus
tom shop 0 A. Rsbison,
I am prepared to do tvor Jc
of all kinds at
Reasonable Rates.
S3-Repairing neatly- and
promptly done.
Shop No. 62 ilaln Street,
BroirnrUtc, Nebraska.
B. G. WHinEMORE;
DEALER IX
GROCERIES.
IPROVTSIONS,
SIPXTSG MACHETES
5ETTI5G BAOII5E IIEPAIES A SPECIALTY,
wlllpay the hlaheat market price for arap
Iron and rags. Mala st "West BrotravlIIe.
T ETTER HEADS,
M BILL HEAD
Neatly prlntad artblsofflce.
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WB&TH IXSWeIGHT IH GOLD,
T!ie Doctor's Testimony.
; -- i-. miss-, nr .xarton Wavne Co -. Y. iys :
all eases of acnte and chronic Inflammation cs
t tarrn. aroocbuis. lame nacv. etj mi ti rf
zaaadfiar it rery rreat.
The Oruist's Testlmonr.
ilMrj. Fter. Xiloum A Co.
Bezurdlnsrthe sale Of Thomas' EcJectric Oil e
are ratiired in aeiiurahl to tnfirai you that iaee
we Sfok the az-eacy three mmnhg asro Sr the sale
aBd iatradactioa of Eeteetrtc Oil. oar very larxe
safes prove coadnwrely to osr miada: to rem
edy ho.' extraorcltaary Eaerits & ntsessed by
the aaprecedented sale. Weaotlcipate a lareta
erea.A ta tbesale.as lis vtriaes beoaeae siaregeaer
aBy 1cbwb.
TOars traly.
K. J03TBSSON.
Beaters In Drags aad Surgical Iastraiaeats
j SoM by A. TT. Siekell, Drnszlst, BroirnTme.
Gato Steielfa fr3frj Frsemans New rfatlee
al -es. Far bricataig and darabtlity ef ceter
they are aaeaaied. Colcr2 to 3 lbs., prtee IS eeas
Geo. Arkwriglit,
Practical Watchmaker,
la UNION HOTEL, wrstof Caact Ho.
HAS NOW A COMPLETE NEW STOCK
OF
WALTHAM,
ELGIN,
SPRINGFIELD,
Movements.
KEY . AXD STEM-WENT)
Silver Cases.
Hunting Open Face Boss Pat.
Gold Watch Cases.
Stem-TViwl Pat. DHSt-Proof C?e?.
Seth- 1 homas
& American
Walnut - Cas
Spectacles & Eye-Glasses.
A Full Line of Jevelry
OoBststing of everythingtiifrt goes to make
np a a rat cia; assortment.
Repa!rir Fiu Watches a Specialty
pwWrlc done promptly nnd every care
" taken to rtve satfe&eUoa.
!0. XaiR St. BrWHvie, .Neb.
T. A. Bath.
Joseph Body, j
BATSBQBT
proprietors
P'TY
mull
are now prepared to aceorarnodate
the public with
Good, Sweet, Fresh
Hhrbest market price paid for
Beef
Hides
-AN!
TjIXjOW
First door east et P.O. BrownviHe.
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VmiOniZED BT THE U. S.
irst National Bank
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Pairt-if.p Capital,
$ro.ooo
500,000
Authorised
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IS PREPAKEOTO TRANSACT A
tanking Business
vi cue: Ai
BUT A2CD SHLT.
OOIS" & CUEEEtfCY DEATTS
on all the principal ettte? of tfc
United States and Sxirope
rONEY LOANED
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.xadttcmuMiotazTMileTAQixi-, while the others crowded
n. sealer, te GOVERNMENT bonbs. f Up, stared fevrd at his face, and seemed
STATE, COUNTY & CITY SECURITIES
3BPOSITS
ReceirdiraMeQdisaad.aBd rNTEnESTal
tenredoB tlecertl2e- of deposit.
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HandJej-. Praak E. Jotenswa, letter Headier
TVa.Pralsier.
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For Sale.
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SHERIDAN HILL
Pot particulars call on or address.
GEO. HOMEWOOD, Sheridan, :5eb.
freedom's Memories.
"Well be fast to the faith, end frith hands
on the steel
Hid Freedom to stand and force Treason to
kneel!
The disease of all Time a few years cannot
care;
Greed pride and oppression are strong to en-
dcre;
There's the same oM red light In the onoln-
otts skies;
And the issues long dead are the dangers
that rise;
Bet -we'll never forget yon, darling!
Ltht of cr eyes!
We'll never forget yon. Freedom,
Oar biood-brocgBt prlzer
Where the stramps of the Soatb hide the
wrongs of the past.
The bones of our brave are forgotten at last;
Where the martyrs of Kansas once fecght
for their sod
Remalneth no mark of their fealty to God;
The torrent of change sweeps the soil where
they Wed,
And the death-dealing cyclone la tofal of In
stead ;
Bet we'Uever forget yoa, darling!
We may cr dead.
Bet we'll never forget the Freedom.
Whose canse they led.
Come, look on the track that the traitors
marked Oct,
In the okl days of anguish and peril and
tlcmbt.
See the hanted stave sink, hear the bteod
houn-ls that hay.
While the mannaded Church; stands with
eyes turned sway.
See the border on fire; hear the rnfilans
ctieer.
While women and children are Hying far
fear!
No, we'll aever forget yoa, darling.
Too dearly deer !
We'll never forget yoe, Preedem,
While urns a tear.
Care JitHer.
a c-
A Case of Imagination.
It is a well-- -labiisbed fact that the
mind has a direct and important action
pon the body, and to a much greater
extent than persons in general suppose.
During the prevalence of an epidemic
for insance, such as the eholera, thou
sands become arfikted through their
own fancy, who would otherwise es
cape the fell destrover. We remember.
when this scourge was last upon us, of
hearing several rndiviuu&ts spoken of
as likely to perish with the disejise, for
the simple reason that they were con
stantly m dread and fear of it ; while.
on the other hand, those who seemed
to care little about it, and in some cas
es sco5ei at and defied it, were seldom
touched by the invisible foe.
Xo one can tell what the mind is, or
1 how it acts upon the body; but we have
constant evioenee 01 its presence ami
power through one of its attributes, the
will; and we are sometimes astonished
at its increased force, when simulated
by passion or fear.
In a conversation with a distinguish
ed physiciau of our acquaintance upon
thi subject, lie related a case of the
striking effect of imagination, or mind,
upon Itody, which came under his own
observation while a student at a hospi
tal. A lecture by oe of the faculty
touching upon imagination and its
strange effects, lecatne ahubject of dis
cussion in his class : and the question
shortly arose, whether it wag not rath
er the body that affected the mind than
the mind the body.
"I contend," said one, "that the lody
first becomes afleeted by some morbid
influence, and the mind of course takes
its tone therefrom."
"I maintain," said another, "that the
mind may be nrat aSected. and so im
pair the body, as in cases of mental ex
citement, such as grief, joy, fear, hor-
I nr, shame, chagrin and disappoint
1 ment."
The students took sides on the ques
tion and the matter was ably argord
pro and eon, each party about equally
maintaining its assumed position. In
aU questions of a nature permitting a
strong argument on either side, it is
fair to presume that both parties iiave
truth for a foundation ; and neither has
the whole 'truth; and so it was in this
rcase the fact being that the mind does
affect the body, and the body affects
the mind.
But something more than argument
was wanted in this case; medical stu-
1 dents like to trv experiments, and wit-
ness practical demonstrations ; and it
was finally agreed that a perfeetlv
healthv subject should be selected and
! put under the effects of imagination. A
young, robust, rosycheeked fanner, who
occasionally eame into town to dispose
' of some fruit, and who had found some
J of his best customers among the stu-
dents, was finally fixed upon as an in
dividual in every way satisfactory for
the trial. The plan was for some of the
students, at different times and at dif
ferent places, without any appearance
of collision, to be struek with his alter
ed looks to preceive some secret mal
ady beginning to affect him and final
ly to predict his death at a given time.
With this understanding they went de
liberately to work the next time he ap
peared among them. Some three or
four of them sauntered out to his cart,
from which he was selling apples; and
each, as he came up, took a Ions: and
unusual stare at him, as if suddenly dis
coverinr somethim: very peculiar;
and then all seemed to consult
together in a very serious manner, oc
casionally glancing at him with looks
of pity verging on alarm.
'How are yon to-dav, Mr. Bassett?"
! at length inquired one of the party, in
a srave. quiet tone, with a look of eom-
anqious for ruts answer.
"Fm right well, I thank your re
plied Bassett, with a pleasant smile;
-how do you find yourself? I've got
some good eating apples here, gentle
men the same kind that you liked so
well before."
"How old are you. my friend?" pur
sued the one who had'first addressed
hira, still looking him steadily and se
riously in the eye.
"Going on rwenty-foffr."
"Just the richt age, too," remarked
the other to his companion, in a low
tone, which Bassett overheard, as it
was intended he should. "Are you mar
ried?" he inquired, turning to the
young farmer.
"Xo, not yet, exactly," lanched Bas
sett. "Intend to be, I suppose?"
"Well, perhaps, some time or other,
if I live."
"Very well put in if vou IrveP re-
turned the questioner, with solemn em-
pnasis.
For the first time the young fanner
looked at the speaker in some surprise.
"Why, what do you mean by that
if I live?" he inquired.
"Is it best to tell himr said the stu
dent, in a low tone, addressing' his com
panions. "It may be as well." replied another;
"it can" alter nothing, you know,
"VTheatley, and he may have some prep
arations to make.
"Ah. here eomes Dr. Giles a very
shrewd observer, let us see if he notices
anything first," observed "Wheatley,
glancing at another student, who was
leisurely approaching.
"Well, boys, how are the apples to
day ?" said "the newcomer, in a light
tone, as he drew near.
He glanced at the apple-dealer as he
spoke, gave a start, stopped saddenlv,
and then looked inquiringly at the oth-i
ers, who maintained an ominous si
lence. "Heavens!" he exclaimed; "is it so?
And so young!"
"What is so?" rather seriouslv inquir
ed Bassett, on whom the manner of the
whole group had begun to make a mark-4
ed impression.
"I was about to tell him," said
Wkeatley to Giles, in a confidential
tone; bnt seeinz your approach, I
f thousht I would wait and see if vour
observation confirmed it."
"A clear case I saw it at a glance?"
replied Giles. "What a pity! And he
is in sueh apparent health !"
Then the five students drew bock,
aad mysteriously conferred together.
"Does he suspect nothing?" the farm
er overheard Giles inquire.
"Nothing whatever, and even an
nounced himself as feeling in his usual
good health," answered Wheatley.
Giles lifted his hands, with a look oj
commiseration, and muttered, as if to
himself, "poor fellow poor fellow! it
will lie a hard blow to him aad his f am
iiy!" Xothing of all this was lest on Bas
sett. who began to grow very restless
and uneasv.
"What's the matter?" he again in
quired, looking from one to another.
"Do you see anvthing queer about
me?"
"Tell him yourself, doctor," said
Wheatley.
"Some one should," returned Giles ;
"but I wish the task had not devolved
on me. One must do Ids duty, how
ever." He then went up to the young farm
er and solemnly asked him if he felt
well perfectly well, and if he had any
particular fear of death?
"What do you say all this to me for?
returned the" other, turning somewhat
pale, and looking frightened.
-Because we see seeds of death in
you," said Giles, "and know you can
not live over a week from to-day from
this hour, in fact."
"Gracious heavens! what is it?
Whafs the matter with me?" cried the
other, in real alarm, turning stQl more
pale, and beginning to tremble in every
limb.
"You have that secret but lata! mal
ady known in the olden time as the
plague a disease asain revived, and
now goins about the country, bainrag
all attempts of the most scientific phy
sicians to master it It is alwavs pre
ceded by peculiar spots on the skin.
such as. we see on vonrs, and kills on
the seventh day, if not sooner. You
will further be assured of it by a cer
tain pain about the region of the heart
such as, if I am not mistaken, vou
feel now. How is it? Am I not right?"
"I believe I do feel kind of queer
here." replied the frishtened farmer.
putting his hand to his breast, and
shuddering.
"Of course vou do. Come, sentle-
men, take pity on him and purchase his
apples, so that lie can get hoiae and ar
range all his affairs before lie has his
first attack of delirium."
"Can't vou do anvthins for me?
Ain't there no hope?" whined the now
terrified fellow, with big drops of per
spiration, wrung out 01 mental agony,
standing all over his face and brow.
"We can't do any tiling for you now,"
said Giles; but Dr. Couple, of- our
hospital, fancies he has discovered a
cure. We shdl know to-morrow for
he is, in the meantime, to trv the reme
dy on a patient not far from here, and
should he sueceed, we will come to you
on the day after to-morrow with his se
cret. Meanwhile, so home, and if vou
feel weak', go to bed; and if eokl, see
hat you are well covered. Do not ap
ply to any other physician, or take any
medicine of any kind till I see you. I
will come at the time set, and let you
know vour fate for a certarntv. Trv to
keen up vour spirits, and hope for the
bestr
The students boueht the noor fel
low's apples at their own price, and he
offered Giles all be was worth if lie
would come and eure him. He drove
on in sreat alarm, feeling verv weak.
and co&ipiainimr that the win in his
heart was increasing.
On the road bevond the viliase he
met some more students, who looked at
him in surprise and alarm, inquiring
how he felt and assuring him he was
very ill and threatened with the placue
if, in fact, he had not got it already.
He hnallv reached home more dead
than alive; informed his parents of
what had occurred, he took to bed. and
gradually grew worse. In spite of bis
protestations they sent for a doctor;
but it so happened that the latter was
away on a consultation in a neighbor
ing town, and did not return in time to
see him the next dav. The dav follow
ing, youns Giles, with several others,
went to visit him and report upon the
case, iney round him with a high fe
ver, covered with quilts, complaining
of cold and intense anguish about the
heart and venrimr on delirium.
WelL doctor?" he gasped, looking
wikliy at the now alarmed student.
iou are saved, whispered the oth
er. "Dr. Copple's remedy has already
restored six dying patients. Here take
these pills-one every fifteen minutes,
and in an hour vour rain will leave
you, and before night you will be welL"
The man brightened up at once and
took four bread pills at intervals of ten
minutes. In an hour, sure enough, he
was better and before nhrbt he had left
his bed and was pronounced out of dan
ger. ne students returned tonown
satisfied with their experiment and the
next week Bassett was again at the hos
pital selling them more apples. Then
they toki him the joke, and thoush in
clined to be artsry at first, he finaHv
joined them in a laugh against himself.
feo much for the force or imagination.
Woman resembles flowers. They
shut up when they sleep. Scansion
Iitder.
HOXE A2TD C0TJ3TEY.
A3l7rtkaWrfeHnstL9ttifrPepnMkj
Squeeze Through.
Detroit Free Press.
The other night, soon after a ward
meeting had orTened, one of the electors
present began edging for the door, as if
he meant to leave the place. He was
soon stopped by a friend, who said:
"Don't leave us now. I want you to
hear whatethe speaker is saying. Hear
that? He says we must triumph or the
country is doomed."
"les,Iknow,but I've got to edge
along toward home," was the reply.
"Home! Great heavens, how can you
tain or going nome until he has finish -
eatnat speech mere ne goes again!
He asksif you want to see grass grow
ing in the streets of our cities our fer
tile farms returned to the wilderness
our iamiiifis crowding the poor houses
uu ua "iete is no longer room to receive; record shows that he served twenty
another?" eight terms in jail for drunkenness aiid
"Xo, I don't know as I would, but 1 1 disorderlv conduct. He is said to have
guess m sort o' work my way out" i resembled in aspect "an English coun-
"Wait fifteen minutes ten five j try squire who has lived a life of un
wait until he finishes. There it is broken serenitv." and he bore onlv a
again, he asks whether you are a free- j few of the marks that usuallv distin
man or a slave ? He wants to know if 1 rniish men of his eallinsr. He" boasted
you have forgotten the patriotic prinei
pies detended by the mood of your
grandsires if vou have forgotten the
sound of liberty bell ?"
"I don't know as I have, but I must
go really I must,"
"Hear that! Hear that! He says
your country will bless vou."
"I can't say as to that," replied the
man, as he crowded along, "but I'm
dead sure that the old woman will if I
don't git home in time to put this cod
fish to soak for breakfast."
"Great guns ! But do you prefer eod
fish to liberty," exclaimed the other.
"I do not know as I do, but I sit more
of it."
country
"And you will see this
ruined see her go to destruction?"
Fd be kinder sorrv to see her go
down hill," slowly observed the de-!
linquent, as he reached the door, "but
if you had a wife who eouid begin jaw
ing at 10 o'clock and not lose a minute
until daylight, and then end up with a
grand smash of erockery and a fit of
hvsterics. vou'd kinder stand off as I
do and let this glorious old Kepublican
squeeze through some mightv fine knot
holes."
"ThePooe Man's Fkiend" Anec
dote of the Late George D. Pren
tice What He Thought of Bill
English Twenty Years Ago.
Judge D. W. McCiung has a good niem-
orv, and he is a good storv-teller. He !
was standing in a group of gentlemen,
in front of the Gibson House, yesterday,
when one of the party, recently re-:
turned from the East, was telling of '
the sensation of the CommerciaTs ex
pose of Bill English, the "Poor Man's
Friend," in his real-estate transactions.
was creating throughout the State of
New York. It reminded the Judge of
a newspaper item he had read about
Bill Enslish, over twenty years ago.
It was in relation to English's bill in
Congress to withdraw the school land
grant fiom the Territory of Kansas,
unless it voted for the infamous Ne
braska Compromise. A paper spoke
of it as titenneanest bill that had ever
been framed on God's earth. Prentice,
of the Louisville Journal, copied the
paragraph, and simply added the brief
editorial comment: "No, the author of
the- meanest 'Bill ever ereated was
Ensligh's father."
"Prentice is dead, now," added the
Judge, "but if lie was alive, his opinion
of the man would be just as emphatic
to-d&y as then." CincmHaii Commer
cial. An unisuresEfera "Wasaa.
A colored Adonis in Virginia City is
in love with a buxom German woman
who keeps a saloon in the Nortliern
part of the town, and Iras been using
every jirt and rule laid down in "Self
Heips to Courtship" to induce her to
reciprocate his affection. But she is
obdurate and refuses to receive his at
tentions, and he is therefore bowed
down with woe. On Monday night he
determined to resort to desperate means
to arouse pity in the fair one's breast,
ami posting himself in a vacant lot ad
joining her residence, awaited her ap
pearance at the window. The Teuton
ic beauty soon appeared and the color
ed Romeo raised his pistol, fired, and
dropped heavilv to the sround. "Mein
Gott! That fool has" shot himself,"
screamed the object of his affection,
and a crowd soon gathered at the spot.
They caught hold of the inanimate
form and dragged it over the oyster
cans, bricks, and other resuscitating
debris toward the house. "Don't
brine dot thing in here," screamed the
hard-hearted one. whereupon the dis
gusted remains got up and lied, leaving
an astonished crowd.
A Perkdk Penitent.
An oW reprobate once lived in this
city, who always reformed whenever
a season of revival eame, and as invar
iably lapsed from virtue as soon as the
excitement was over. On one occasion
be rose at an experience meeting and
gave yent to his renewed joy in load
triumphant tones. "I havebeen pluck
ed as a brand from the burnimr.''
shouted he; "I am pure and holy, ami
sure of heaven at hist." "Amen, Broth
er B., was the response of the shrewd
leader of the meeting; may the Lord j nary sense of gratitude we should rath
take you now, before you have another 1 ex be praising their magnanimity. It
chance to backslide." The Democratic j was not the doctrine we hekl to when
party is the Erother B., in the church ' we committed the acts of secession.
political. Once every four years it , We held that it was regular, peaceable
takes its seat the mourners"' beach, j and constitutional to secede. Mr. Yan
passes through a reforming spasm, and , cy, the greatest and the best of all
then shouts aloud that it is once more
pure and clean.'
The people put it on f
probation, but long before the time is
up the old storv is repeated of "the
sow that was washed to its wallowimr '
in the mire." UTew Hasen PnQadmm.
This Is the ralld September.
When the mocking bird sings high.
And the wily politician
Silly winks his larboard eye.
Loadly bawls the saze stnmp speaker.
While the scribe Is taking notes ;
And the hnngry office seeker
Scents alar the smell of cats.
"Mr. Smith " said a ladr at a fair,
"won't you please buy fm. bouquet to
present" to the ladv vou love?"
"Twouldn't be right." said Mr. Smith,
"I'm a married man."
OLD HE5BIG0.
The jBrne-risfee
r "Who
DeviL
"Warred ra the
iNew York Herald.
The cable announces the death of
William Thompson, formerly known as
"Bendiso," who passed from the prize
; ring tolhe pulDit, and was probaWv as
well known in'one as in the other. "He
j was sixty-eight Years old at the time of
I his death. Nearly a quarter of a cen-
j turv of his life was spent in the Tins."
'He" en joved the proud distinction "of
. having "whipped Tom Paddock," and
' of having fought twentv-four matched
j fights up to his fortieth "vear, everv one
' of which he won. When he was" con
1 verted he held in his possession three
; belts, including the champion's, and
several prizes and testimonials in the
shape of silver cups, etc. In addition
to his success as a fishier, he became
famous as a skillful fisherman, and his
that in ail Ids battles he never received
a black eye, but admitted a broken
thumb, a broken finger, the loss of a
tooth and part of one ear, a broken
knee-cap, and a blow that flattened the
bridse of his nose. He was a broad-
shouldered man. lisht of foot and ex
tremely aetive with his arms. "Ben
diuo " as he himself used to rattle off
the story of his remarkable life, was
the youngest of a family of twenty-one
children, all of whom are now dead.
He was earlv in life forced to exert
himself to procure the necessaries of
life. He did not think he "took to
fighting" because he liked it, but he
I had a mother to support, and could get
J a living easier in this way than in any
otlier. His mother encouraged him.
and lie eagerly fell into the business.
Before
engaging in a fiuht it was his
custom to get on his knees and say,
"Let me win this fight so that I may
have the money to keep my old mother
out of the work house." This he meant
! as a prayer to his dead father, who, he
believed could help him win. He began
I life in Nottingham, where most of his
exploits were performed. He was the
most notorious man in the town, and a
frequent line in the paper was "Bendi
go in trouble acain." In prison he was
taught the folly of his ways. The
ehapiain told him of the "three men,
Shadrach, Meshach and Bendigo. who
were cast into the fierv furnace, and
wne we saved by the Lord from be-
ing burned." Thereupon he beran to
fit himself for a new work by learnimr
to read. He announced and carried
out his willingness to spend the rest of
his days on the platform, persuading
men to embrace religion. When he be
gan hfe ministrations, about six years
ago, lie attracted great attention, but
the novelty soon wore off and he was
permitted to continue his labors in a
quiet and efficient way. His meetings
at the start were largely attended, es
pecially by persons of his own class,
who listened with wrapt attention to
bis story of his conversion and his evi
dent sincere exhortation. The meet
ings were held at Cabman's Mission
Hall, the Seven Dials, and at other pla
ces in notorious neighborhoods in Lon
don. Many who heard him were im
pressed with his earnestness, his hon
est purpose ami his simplicity and
power of speech.
Was Secesacn a Poily?
From the Meridta (311ss.)3fercary.
The chairman of our committee has
committed the canvass to the proposi
tion that "secession was revolution
and folly." To admit that is to half
condone all the wrongs the Republican
party has infiicted upon the people of
the South, and still further contem
plate a remembrance of which makes
the South solid and binds us together
to oppose it. To admit it is to admit
that the people of the Southern States
committed rank treason and waged a
four-years' war of treason. To admit
it is to admit that Jefferson Davis de
served to have been hanged on that
"sour apple tree." and only was saved
by the magnanimity and forgiveness
of the conquerors. To admit it is to
confess that every willing Confederate
neck might rightfully have been claim
ed by the baiter. To admit it is to ad
mit that Andy Johnson uttered a pa
triotic sentiment when he said, "trait
ors must be punished and treason made
odious." It is to admit that our pun
ishment has been infiicted upon us
reconstruction, carpet-baggery, negro
supremacy, plunder, spoliation and all
has been deserved, and that we got
off well in saving-our necks. It is,in
fine, to admit that we have no just and
reasonable cause to oppose and vote
against the Republican party. It i to
take the gist out of the canvass. It is
to knock our platform from under us.
It is to take away our cause and make
us appear ridiculous and foolish as a
mere restless faction making a cause
less opposition. Convince us that se
cession was revolution and folly, and
you take away the backbone which
stiffens men to stand up and oppose
the Repuhlic.in party to the bitter end.
In the history of our race and govern
ments, instances are rare, if there is
one, where a people committed so gi
gantic a treason and got off so light,
instead of abusimr the leaders of the
party that squelched
as, with an ordi-
our leaders, believed in his heart and
conscience that the Southern States, in
view or the nun impending, might
lawfully, constitutionally and peace-
fully avert it by withdrawing from the
Union, which had then become the
greatest danger to our greatest interest.
That was the doctrine he taught, with
as honest a eonviction as an honest and
great statesman ever entertained. We
planted ourselves on that, and on that
we seceded with no thought or inten
tion of committing treason against a
Government which" we were bound to
by any just allegiance it could longer
chum. We lied then, or we lie now, if
we accepted the honorable Chairman's
position. There is n escape from that.
Some women are evidently bom to
blush unseen, at least thev are never
i seen to blush.
The Soldier Tste.
To the Editor of tne intsr Ocean.
Pr.ATTSJtiocTH, Xeb Aug. 2. Will
it be too much to ask you to publish
for the benefit of your readers and us
small fry, the quota of soldiers from
each State in the Union army during
the rebellion ? Also the soldier vote as
far as practicable, in the Nor thern
States?
The Democrats are gravely charging
thatthev furnished more soldiers to
preserve the Union than the Republi
cans, and have a tame going the rounds
of country exchanges, with thirteen
Northern States oftsei against thirteen
Southern States which shows more
soldiers from the Southern States than
the Northern States.
Pew stop to think that the great Re
pubhean States of Hlinois, Massachu
setts. Ohio, Pennsylvania and others
are left out of the list altogether.
The official statement of the Adju
tant General shows that the total num
ber of volunteers was 2,T9,8oT, divided
as follows:
Maine, 72,114; New Hampshire, 36,
829; Vermont, 3a,2; Massachusetts.
152.04.; Rhode Island, 23,Mfi; Connect
icut, olJS19; Total in New England
States, 377,131.
New York sent 487,047 men to the
I Union army; New Jersey, S1.010;
Pennsylvania, 26607; Ohio, 310.638;
Indiana, M7.174; Illinois, 55,147;
Michisan, S,372; Wisconsin. fiJ,424
Minnesota, 23,32; Iowa, 76.309; Kan
sjis, 20,151; Nebraska, 3,157. Total
from the Western and Central States,
1.924.800.
California sent 15,725 Union soldiers
to the field; Nevada, 1,060; Oregon.
1.S10; Colorado, 4,903; Dakota. 206;
New Mexico, 6,61. Total from the
Pacific States and the Territories, 28,
4S2. Delaware contributed 13,670 soldiers
to the Union army: Maryland. 50,316;
West Virginia, 32,06S; Missouri, 109,
111; Kentucky. 79,025; Tennessee, 31,
092: Arkansas, S.S20; North Carolina.
3,156; Alabama. 2.376: Florida, 1,290;
Louisiana. S,524; Mississippi, 545:
Texas, 1,965. Total from the Southern
States. 840,568. The District of Col
umbia is credited with 16.S72 soldiers,
aad the Indian Territory with 35,090.
Total from all the State. 2,978,997.
The f allowing is a statement of the
votes polled by the soldiers in the field
at the elections of 1S61-2-3-4 from those
States which permitted their volunteers
to exercise the ritrht of suffrage while
in the military service of the govern
ment: State.
Pennsylvania-
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Wfecas4n
Year.
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Colorado-
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Ollfornla Missouri
Peasylvaat&
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Pennsylvania-
Iowa-
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Wlseossia .
Michigan.
California.
The soldier vote for the Republican
candidates, aceordiner to the above fig
ures, was 226,437. and 4l,S90 for the
Democratic candidates.
13k Grase-Cfess.
The grape treatment has been em
ployed with favorable results by pa
tients suffering from bronchitis and
consumption in its pertubereulax
stages. It is especially practiced at
Meran. in the Tyrol, whither large
numbers of German, Russian and Ital
ian invalids resort to experience its
benefits. The patient begins by eating
one or two pounds of grapes each day.
dividing the quantity into three por
tions, one of which k taken an hour
before breakfast, and another before
dinner which occurs between 12 and 1
o'clock and the third in the afternoon
or evening. After two or three days,
the quantity is increased by barf a
pound daily, until it reaches three or
four pounds. This amount often
proves sufficient the patient ftndimr.
as a rule, that he gains in weight and
strength upon it. Chronic liver com
plaints, especially when due to excess in
wine-drinking, are, it is said, notably
relieved by this treatment, the potash
salts in the fruit supplying the element
which the wine hses in the process of
manufacture. Hepatic dropsy has also
been mitigated in this way. One fea
ture in favor of the "cure" is, that no
exclusive diet is described. In fact,
the crapes themselves are so nourish-1
ing that other food is scarcely needed.
Eeael Seataer.
&'
Laioyette Ctoarler.
One dav in front of Hancock's
maad at Antietam. there emerged from
the woods on the right dank a detach
ment of soldiers bearing theUnkm flag.
Our boys in blue supposing them to be
a part of the Union army allowed them
to approach within gunshot. In fact
they threw down their knapsacks aad
ran oat to meet them as brothers meets
brothers. But treachery of all treach
ery! a volley of deadly tire was opened
along the supposed Union line, aad
fifty-six of our brave boys, thus betray
ed, fell dead in their tracks. The reb
els retreated and the rebel Democratic
papers of the outh boasted of the ex-4
ploit. They called it "strategy" and
soutrht to justify the horrid " adase,
"All's fair in war." The nomination
of Hancock on the Democratic ticket
is the same style of rebel strategy. It
is a ruse, and designed, like the nomi
nation of McCleOan, to mislead and de
ceive the Union forces.
A deception successfully practiced
on a number of fanners is knows as
the "butter contract." A eoople of
weudressed fellows drive to the hoase
of the expected victim and mak? an
engagement with him to take all his
butter for a year at a high price. A
written agreement is then made and fax! breed geese. One of these has SyWO
due time the "contract" is returned inl seese, whose feathers are plucked ev
the form of a note held bv a thud nr twn mnntk -p hni will -
party, which the farmer is bound to
pay. The safest plan is to make no
written contracts with strangers who
thus suddenly turn un aad of whom
1 nothing is known.
A girl just returned to Hannibal.
I Mo, frornaBestoa high seheoL said.
i upon, seeing a me engine work: "Who
; would eva have dwegaseu saeh a verv
diminutive. Ifiriine- ftnawatas wmU
1 h2 so much wattah!"
The Ball EoBs.
On last Saturday night the eaapoign
was opened in this county by a speech
at the Opera House by Hon. Caareh
Howe. As soon as it was dark the
Guards formal inane and waotthraugh
their parade in handsome sfcvle. The
whole citv bad turned out to see the
drill and every corner was packed with
people, and much, enthuasiasm eticited
as they went through their graceful
and beautiful evolutions. As they Sled
into the Opera House the mass of hit
man beings followed and theseatssoon
filled. Then plank and beaches ware
brought and as quickly filled, while
every inch of standing room, was oc
cupied and many turned away usable
to enter the door. After a piece of
musie by the Glee Club and the usual
routine of business. Pres. Baily intro
duced Mr. Howe, who then proceeded
to give us the most thrilling; ininrea
sive, and clinching speech" we have
heard for a long time- He spoke of
"cry-baby Tipton," and told how his
family was drawing Sio.ooo per year,
and bow he lived in a house bttilt by
the back pay salary grab, and asked
how he could cry -irautr" and bark at
the Republican party. He wanted to
know why the democrats who fought
the rebels" were ready to play second
fiddle to them now.
They twisted ami turned as he hurl
ed at them his logic and questioned
their loyalty. One of them; vary ill
mannerly, kept interrupting hint; but
every time Mr. Howe threw back Ms
impudence right into his teeth, aad
completely wound him up. At the
dose of ifr. Howe's speech Mr. Colline,
who was on the stage, was called ibr;
but after making a few remarks said
he should be with us next Saturday
night and strike right from the shoulder,
and if Democrats did not want to get
hit they must keep out of the way. It
was the first gun of the campaign; bet
will be repeated until November 2nd,
when the Democrats of Humboldt will
be as scarce as hen teeth. Uttmtetdl
We published the other day, m er
Washington correspondence, a letter
written by Congressman Betoeovee, of
Pennsylvania, a Democrat. t a Union
soldier who applied to him. far assis
tance in getting a pension. BeJtaMwer
wrote this Union soldier that "kt the
present Democratic House pension
bills do not have much favor. It has
become almost impossible to get con
sideration of such a bill at all, and,
when considered, its chance of passing
the Hodse is very remote, and the rebel
General who is at the head of the Pen
sion Committee in the Senate is still
more averse to allowing saeh bills to
pass." The Democratic National Com-
mittee made some remarks about Mr.
Beltxoover when they saw this hatter
copied into Remtbbcan nweis. ami
! General Hancock took on so that the
boatmen cruising around Now York
harbor said a volcano mast have open
ed np on Governor's Island, as the wtor
of brimstone was so strong. Mr.
Beitzoover himself got very red ia the
face about it, aad denied having writ
ten such a letter. But that waea't
enough. The Democratic imtnacers
made him swear to an affidavit that it
was a forgery; and now the poor man
lies awake nights worrying as to what
will become of him. for the soWier
w ho received the letter has seat the
original to the headquarters of the Re
publican Congressional Committee.
where aW simile is being engraved
for Mr. Beitzoover s especial boaeat.
Inter fMxttfK
A correspondent informs mk that,
while on a visit ia the fall to a fnaad.
he was surprised to see the number of
eggs he daily obtained. He had bat
sixteen hens, aad tne product par diem
averaged thirteen eggs. He was ia the
habit of giving, on every atteraateday,
a teaepoonful and a quarter of cayenne
pepper, mixed with soft food, and took
care that each hen obtained her share.
The experiment of omitting the pep
per was trial, when it was found that
the number of eggs was reduced each
trial to from five to six daily. Our
correspondent believes that the moder
ate ase of this stimulant not oary In
creases the number oi eggs, bt& effect
ually wards off diseases to which chick
ens are snbject. Vvrmuntrntc Tk
jfi'nph. Grate Pkkskkvks. The fnrit
should be ripe, yet firm, cut each grape
in two with a sharp knife, aad reawm
the seeds; to each pound of fnrit a
ponnd of sugar: put the sugar ia
kettle with just enousrh water i
solve it well, and let it boil tve
utes; then throw in the fruit, boQ ten
minutes, and skim out; cook thespxap
until quite thick, and when ahnosi eokl
poor over the grapes.
The Danbttry RepmMirtm is untriml
enough to remind the Demoeraas. in
answer to their chums to Coaacetimt
as a Democratic State, that, oat of
twenty-four Presidential elections, she
has never sone Democratic bat three
times for Pierce, Van Buren. aad IB
den. As for James E. Eapjiah. the
Republicans have three tima deifaakd
him for Governor, aad once ar Ci
srese.
Aplaia and unschooled
had received his education
beneath the open sky, in the 3eM
forest, aad who had wielded the axe
more than the pen. while speaking of
children, remarked with true aad bemt
tif at simplicity. -The tittle chins are
nearest the heart."
It wont be many weary weeks be
fore T7zas3 win ktMfer to Us?sMn.
Aad ternftp tops wulfeo.
Anl sry y wttltfeteac Us pj
Pk: crqet3ok3 wer mtute.
One of the occupations of young men
who are filling un Western Texas is to
age a pound and a half a year worth 50
eentsapoond.
The fellow who claims that he
drinks whisky as a medicine sate Ms
agectiort for it is pfoy-toete. itegfeft
Pes.
Don't despise the smaS taleate ; they
are needed as well as the great ones. A.
candle Is sometimes as nsefsi ae the
sun.
