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THE ADVERTISER
THURSDAY, APEII, 22, 1880.
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The Village Gossip.
Gossip lias come to be an-ugly word,
with an'uglier. meaning ; but what i3
more detestable than'a person who is
given to meddling'with other peoples'
concerns so much as to deserve the
name? You know her, of course, for
she infests every community. She
will tramp over a village, and in one
day will leave the homes and' the
reputations of the ocoupants aB bar
ren as a field swept by a hail storm.
No sooner does Bhe enter by the back
door than her. ahrilL voice startles you
with :
"Good morning, Mrs?. Smith ; did
n't see you at church yesterday;
thought may-be the baby was 6ick..
X've b&en up to see Mrs. Jones j her
boy has a oold she. thinks, but ikuow
he Is getting the scarlet fever. She's
all tired out, taking care of that trifl
ing husband. iSTiesayshe has pneu
monia, but everybody knows what
uils him. Martha Jfaoksou was- there
helping to nurse the baby; but we
know who she'll take care of. By-tbe-way,
did you hear that her beau
had jilted her? Good thing for her,
I guess, for they do say. he- is poor ns
Job's turkey. She looks downheart
ed and forlorn enough. How do you
like the new minister's wife ? I don't
think she'll do. She waB out in an
other bonnet, yesterday. That
makeatw-o. His sahiry can't support
that; and sbe'a-no housekeeper; her
clothes warn't on the line when I
paeead.at twelve o'clock. My butter-
woman says Bhe takes four pounds of
butter a week ; and that is too extrav
agant for anything. What ails your
eyes? They, are too red. Got some
thing in one?- Shouldn't wonder if
oream'would help it."
Her eyebrows- are elevated in a
doubtful way ; and as she passed out
through the kitchen, she take In the
contents oL the table and stove at a
glanco, to report to the next neigh
bor :-
"Just been in to see Mrs. Smith;
she lopkB dreadful; been having-an
awful Cues aboui something. Was
crying when I went in ; her eyes
were fearful red. Guess they don't
getalong any better than they should.
Smith complains of hard timea; and
I; don't wonder, when I saw the jiiles
of cakes and pies in her kitchen ; and
the swill bucket hud a good meal in
It. Hespcot what they say about his
pohiL' to ruin so tat is true. That's
what-ho got for marrying a city girl.
Heard' you- had companyr Saturday,
and think. Mrs. Smith is a HttJo miff
ed, because she warn't invitod. I
must hurry, for Tarn going up to Dea
oou Uobison's. They are iu a peck of
trouble. Their son wants to marry.
the milliner's daughter, and their
daughter is coming home with ber
obild ; I expect to stay, for they do
say he ill-treats her. She always was
too 'high strung..' "
Mr. Brow comes home to dinner,
and after dining with the family, the
gossip leaves to detail to the next
family how the Browns had nothing
for dhiner, and "they do say they
never pay for a thing, not even, tbo
pew rent. T wonder who oan be
writiug to Sarah Brown ? Some say
it is that horrid gambler, who. wbb
here last Bummer. She was making
over that old brown silk for the fourth
time, to my knowledge.'
Before- she reaches home that
night, Mr. Jones is dying of strong
drink ; his boy is beyond hope with
scarlet fever; the Smiths are on- the
verge of a divorce ; the new minister
is a bankrupt'; Deaoon Robinson's
son has eloped with the milliner's
daughter; Brown's family are on the
road to the poor-bouse ; and Sarah is
to marry the city gambler.
This is what the gossip is in one
town ; aud there is a very striking
family likeness between tbem all.
She is also foremost in all oburcb so
cieties, and a self-invited guest wher
ever she oan equeeze in- When you
find her among your acquaintances,
the sooner you "sut" her the better.
Bar the doors against her, and when
ehe has no visiting places, she will be
forced to stay at home and do the
hardest thing ehe ever undertook to
do constantly mind her own busi-nesB.-rJlcssie
Albert in Farm and
Home.
The Asian Tampirc.
In a store in Summit street, may be
seen an animal, the like of whioh but
faw people In Toledo have ever seen.
It la o monster South Asian vampire,
the much dreaded "blood sucker" of
that country. This rare creature,
perhaps the only living specimen of
the kind in this country, is about one
and a half feet long, has a pair of
nieroing black eyes whioh shine like
diamonds, a double row of sharp
teeth, similar to those of a weasel,
and its powerful wing. when
stretched its full length measure wo
and a half feet from point to point.
The vampire hangs suspended from a
bar in the center of its cage by a pair
of formidable claws, and when in re
pose resembles a closed umbrella. It.
body' is covered with a oomfortable
coat of brown fur. while its beautiful
j unA rohlnh has are-
nroportioueu uca, -- . ..
VbkinStin terrier d?g, 1.'
tninutiv black
surmounted by a pnlr of large suell
Rhaned ears. Thip strange creature is
almost totally blind during the day,
but at night its little eyes twinKie
with astonishing brilliancy. ine
vampire is kept in a temperature of
about seventy degrees, in order to
conform, as nearly as possible, with
the climate of his native home.
LeadYlllc.
A correspondent of the State Jour
nal kIypb this Graphic sketch of the
ways and doiugs of that wonderful
city:
After supper, a stroll down Harris
on Avenue, and we could easily im
agine we were on State Street, Chica
go, as for numbers of people passing,
but a very different class; and where
they were all bound for was a myste
ry. Turniug the corner and passing
along State street we cautiously pass
ed, within four blocks twenty gam
bling aud dance houses. Here was
business, some drinking, some danc
ing, uunureus gamming in every
style and form ; no screens or paint
ed windows but doors wide open aud
free for all, and all 6eemed to do a
flourishing busineBS,and money flow
ing as freely aB water down the vall
ey from the mountains. Nor are
those houses confined to any street,
but many are on the best streets in
the city, and pay the enormous rent
of $300 to $500 per mouth for ordina
ry rooms 25x75.
Sunday is the liveliest day of all.
every house in full blast, only more
so. This Is the best day in the week
for theaters, gambling houses, and in
fact, all business; still, churches are
well attended. We attended Episco
pal service at the Opera House, which
was well filled with aB fine a congre
gation as can be produced in Lin
coln. The city has about thirty-five
thousand inhabitants, some good
brick buildings, and In every direc
tion new buildings are going up as by
magic. Everybody seems to be mak
incr monev aud have It. and spend a
V more freely than we do a dime in
the East. There are large stocks of
goods of all kinds and many thiuga
sell as cheap as with us, aading
freight. New mines are discovered
daily, and to all appearance the min
ing business Is yet in its infauoy, and
one can see uo good reason why it
will- not be as good for fifty years.
The big rush this spring will be for
Pitkin and the Gunison country.
Hundreds are now crossing the range
on snow shoes and other wise, at the
risk of their lives, the snow being
from two to twenty feet deep aud two
feet in the valley. Yet already some
300 people are-iu Pitkin, and dozens
of houses going up, aud large stooks
goods are on their way. Knowing
one say the boom of Leadville, last
year, will be no comparison to the
boom in Pitkin and the Gunison, this
year, and they have reason to believe
that there are many Little Pitts
burghs and Little Chiefs in the Gun
ison. I must confess that the raging
fever aud love for the filthy luore,
with the general excitement, has tak
en quite a hold" on on- me, and I am
no louger surprised at the thousands
rushing to the mountains to make
their fortunes. As for health I never
felt better in my life than in Lead
villn. tint of course the exposure, the
- - - - -- a
fumes from the smeltiug works, and
the bad whisky is bringing maoy to
an uutimely grave, daily.
Grant never slops over.
The adulation of European aristo
crats never turned his head or in
duced him to utter an Indiscreet sen
timent.
So it is in the South.
There are few men prominently
connected with politics iu this coun
try who would have the moral cour
age, in the face of such a flattering
reception as Grant has been given by
the ex-Coufederates of New Orleans,
to utter, in the very midst of it, the
plain words which fell from li is lips
on Wednesday. In reply to an ad
dress by a member of the- Colored
Men's Protective Union, the General
said he was pleased to witness such
evidence of the progress of therace
as he had just seen at the school.
The chief security for the future of
the race lay iu popular education.
Ho wished for the colored race all the
rights that constitutional amendments
gave them and the kaowledge to UBe
eucb rights well.
He thought the day was not far dis
tant when this would be completely
realized in all parts of the Union,
and to all 6hades of color He hop
ed, further, that the- colored man
would be allowed the privilege of Iiv-
iug where he pleased, and move wher
ever he chose, but wished they might
be so treated in their native States
that they would not desire to change
their habitations.
Grant did not make a soft speech to
the blacks and then hurry away to
join the autocratic whites; that ia not
his way. A dispatch to the Times of
this city says:
The quadroons, the octoroons, and
tho full-blooded colored people of the
better class took complete charge of
Grant to-day. He first held a recep
tion at the house of Naval Officer
JamesLewis. He then went to Pincb
back's mansion. After these recep
tions he visited Straight University,
and institution for professions. Grant
appears to be makiug a study of the
condition of the colored people. On
his trip 16 the jetties ex-Governor
Warmouth and Judge Beattie had a
conversation of an hour or more with
him, and they did their best to draw
him out on political matters. He re
fused to express an opinion, however,
and contented himself with making
numerous inquiries about the condi
tion of the colored people, their treat
ment by the whites, and their pros
pects for the future. It is astonish
ing how the Creoles have taken up
for Graut. He certainly has made
friends among that class of people.
Perhaps no other Republican could
mingle so freely with the blacks and
express bis sentiments so frankly
without giving offenBe to his white
enienutueia , uui, mo jjeufjiu ui jacw
Orlean. seem to expect this of Grant,
entertainers j but the people of New
and really admire him for bis straght
forward conduct. It has always been
so. The people know where to find
Grant every time. Inter Ocean.
Mississirn.
The Republicans and Grant.
ThoIuterOcean.
The first Republican organization
attempted iu Mississippi since the
control of the State was wreBted from
that party by fraud and violence, waB
effected by the formation of the Jack
son Republican Club, on 27tb ult.
About 120 persons enrolled" their
names, among whom were several
white men not heretofore members of
the party. Captain John Estell, a
native-born Southerner, a practicing
attorney, a stanch Republican ever
since the days of reconstruction, and
an ardent Grant man, was elected
President by an overwhelming ma
jority. Opposition was attempted by
a few Treasury Department onicials
and their Immediate friends and fol
lowers, but the effort proved too fee
ble to be worthy of consideration.
The following resolutions were adopt
ed with much enthusiasm, there be
ing but one vote in the negative:
RESOLUTIONS.
Believing, as we do, that the proper
lime for the organization of the Re
publican party of Mississippi haa ar
rived, we citizens of Jacksou and vi
cinity have assembled for the pur
pose of formiug a Republican club;
therefore.
Resolved I. We are unalterably
iu favor of a free ballot and a fair
count at every electiou. We recog
nize the fact that the rights of one
class of citizens, however humble
they may ue, cannot be annulled
without placing in jeopardy the rights
of all.
2. We are in favor of absolute
equality before the law, and iimist
that every citizen Is entitled to the
peaceful enjoyment of all legal rights,
regardless of every consideration. If
the government, national or state
fails to guarantee and protect citizens
In the enjoyment of such rights, it
fails to perform the first and most es
sential duty.
3. Without wishing in theslignt-
est degree to detract from the well
earned and justly merited fame of any
one of the distinguished statesmen
whose names are mentioned in con
nection with the Chief Magistracy of
the nation, we favor the man whom
we believe oan he more oertainly and
eaBlly elpoted than any other, and
whose elpotion wp confidently hope
will result in obliterating nectioual
lines, in blotting out spotional ani
mosities, and in establishing peace,
good will, and fraternal feelings
among all the people of the laud.
The greatest military chieftain of
the century, twice President, honored
at home and abroad as no American
was ever before honored, an ambition
to be instrumental in accomplishing
what we hope for is worthy of the
name and fame of the magnanimous
soldier, General Ulysses S. Grant;
that his nomination and election
will accomplish this, and that peace,
confidence, aud prosperity will follow
his inauguration we firmly believe.
4 "With mtflace toward none,
with charity for all," we extend ,a
cordial greeting to all who sj'mpath
ize with us and are opposed to Demo
cratic methodu, and ask them to share
with ub the labors and the honor and
glory of achieving a viotory for hu
manity and the right.
5. That thlsorganization be known
as the Jacksou Republioau Club.
G. That we respectfully but earn
estly recommend and urce the early
organizatiou of Republican olnbs
throughout the State.
As the action of the club indicates
the Republicans of Mississippi are'al
most to a man in favor of Grant, and
if the delecation to Chicago is not sol
idly for him it will 6imply be beoause
the people are not properly represent
ed there.
Sea Elephants.
St. Louis, Mo., April 10. The two
sea elephants, lately reported captur
ed on the Pacific Coast some 400 miles
below San Francisco, have reached
this city, and are kept in a large
double stall at one of the livery sta
bles. The man who owns them, a
Capt. Mullet, expects to sell them to
some showman or the managers of a
zoologloal garden. Sea elephants
were alleged to have become extiuct,
but there appears no doubt that the
animals are what is stated. They
look very much like huge black seals,
but have a trunk like a tapir. The
two areyoung ones, weighingbetween
200 and 300 pounds each. The moth
er, killed when the young were cap
tured, weighed about two tons. Her
head is brought along by the man
who has the young, with the trunk
attached to it, about two feet in
length. The two animals here feed
on oatmeal. They are attracting not
a little attention from those interest
ed in zoology.
A Roc&ester Physician's Expe
rience. R. Caulkina, M. D., of Rochester,
N. Y,, certifies Oct. 6th, 1879. that he
has used the Safe Kidney aud Liver
Cure in his practice for diseases ofthe
kidneys and liver, and the result has
been satisfactory in the extreme. He
says: "I would now prescribe tbe
same remedy to all similarly afflicted,
and you are at liberty to so state in
your testimonials." 34mos3
There Ib no place like San Francis
co for enterprise after all. Last week
the wife of a well known business
mau, residing on Ellis street, eloped.
The departure was discovered about
ten o'clock in the evening, and at the
same hour uext morning tbe husband
had tbe furniture sold at auction and
delivered up the key of the house to
bis landlord tbe afternoon of the
same day. He was terribly afraid ahe
would change her mind and return.
This Cincinnati crltlolsm on "The
Pirates of Penzance" will be appre
ciated by those who have Been the
piece, and remembered by those who
are yet to see it: "The thin pirate
with a terrific mustache had his
right calf on wrong side out.''
A city broker viBiting a country la
dy, and wishing to inorease her
knowledge of affairs, asked ber if she
knew what "watering stock" meant;
to whioh she replied : "Of course I
do: it Ig giviDg tbe cows drink,''
"Trust Me!" Mr. Tilden.
Dr. George Lowering Miller is not
a stranger to fame. In the bright ga
laxy of reformers he stands 8ide-by-Bide
with Cronin of the nose, and Is
known to purity-.in the same manner
as are Patrick, Smith Weed, Marble
and the rest ofthe thieves. TheNew
York Tribune takes occasion to add
to the lustre of his uame: "As the
reform campaign warms up the old
coparceners come to the front again.
The Dr. George L. Miller who heads
the Tilden delegation elected in Ne
braska last week is the distinguished
patriot who sent Patrick to Oregon to
lay the corner-stone of the celebrated
Crouiu College of One. Miller was
asked by Peltou to go bim&elf, but be
rpplied that he would send Patrick,
'a better man,' and added a request,
Trust me for the outcome.' Patrick
organized the scheme for purchasing
an electoral vote for $8,000, which Pel-
ton was willing to pay; 'if you make
obligation contingent on result in
March, It can be done, and iuoream
ble slightly ff necessary.' But Pat
rick wanted .the money cash down,
and Pelton, after a request from Mil
ler to 'do whatever our friend asks
promptly,' consented, but he delayed
so long In depositing the money that
it arrived too late, and the scheme
failed. The experience was a lesson
to Miller to attend to businesB iu per
son next time, aud he is in the field
for that Durpose now. Let us hope
that the exigencies of the canvass
will soon call our beloved and enter
taining friend MoseiJ from his retire
ment to the Bame field of action.' It
is a noticeable fact that while Mr.
Samuel J. Tilden must know through
Pelton that Dr. Miller's intentions in
187G were to steal the state of Oregon,
Dr. Miller Is still in Nebraska the very
head and front of the Tilden movef
ment and the trusted oustodianof the
contents of tbe "bar'l." Mr. Tilden
is so very guileless that he still allows
himself to be made the cat's-paw o
men like Dr. Miller. Omaha News.
An Anxious Third Termer.
We have been amoug people a good
deal lately, aud we have beeu alarmed
at the number and kind of Republl-
oaus who have said they wouldn't
vote for Grant if nominated. They
are not independents, Gentians, nor
Greeley men. They are among tbe
rank and file of sturdy republicans
vbo for twenty-five yearB have read
their weekly or daily republican pa
per, and gone to church on Sunday,
aud on every election day haa voted
tbe republican ticket. Now they tell
their paper and their party to go hang
if they nominate Graut; that they
will vote for any other man the party
may nominate, but that they will not
at the dictation of Don Cameron and
Mr. Conkling vote to give Grant or
any other man three terms of the
presidency when Washington, and
Jefferson, and Jacksou, and Lincoln,
had but two. Now wo recognize tiiat
a great deal of this talk is from men
who eagerly want Blaine and are full
of resentment, that Conkling and
Cameron are trying to kill him off.
But much of it eaems to be very in
tense and earnest aud deep rooted.
And when added to the independent
aud liberal republican, and German,
and "Young Republican Reformers'
vote, which will be largely against
Grant, the situation fills us with the
gravest concern as to the final result
Keokuk Gate Cit, Grant Rep,
Foote, Brick Pomeroy's, partner
who was arrested on a charge of arson
last Friday, has since beeu charged
with forgery and bigamy.
Decatur, Texas, has a big sensation
over the case of a Dr. Brown, of Ar
kansas, who Drocurred a license to
marry Miss Sellers of that place,
when she suddenly disappeared from
the town, having first accepted gifts
from her would be husdand amount
ing to $1,300.
Charles O'Conor. in snite of hia
years, is still a great walker. He at
tributes theextraordinary preservation
of his physical aud mental powers to
this habit of outdoor exercise.
One of the pood thincs told of
Grant's visit to Galvestou is that he
quietly eought out a Louisiana boy
named Sweeney, who fell fr m a shed
aud seriously injured himself while
tryiug to get a sight of the "htrong
man," and agreed to pay the lad'
doctor bills.
Herbert Spencer pays that "the the
ological thaw going on so fast on all
sides" will not carry everything be
fore it, but is only a step iu tbe trans
formation whioh is to advance us
from a lower form, no longer fit, to a
U.-I. nrl CiHar- fnrm "
One of the best retorts ever made is
related as follows:
At an evening partv the subject of
unhappy marriages was being discuss
ed, and a young gentlemau remarked
that be thought they usually resulted
from the man's not taking the upper
hand soon enough. "For InBtance,"
he said, "suppose I believed my priv
ilege of smoking was to be interfered
with, why I should quietly light a
cigar in the carriage, going home from
the ohuroh."
"I should knock it out of your
mouth," said a spirited young lady
standing by.
"Do you know, I don't think you'd
bo there," was the polite response of
the gentleman, which it is presumed,
proved an extinguisher.
Montreal Heard From.
R. L. Mo8ely, of Montreal, Canada,
certified Sept. 27, 1879, that he had
suffered terribly from dyspepsia, and
was completely cured by taking War
ner's Safe Bitters. He says: "My
appetite is good, and I now Buffer no
Inconvenience from eating hearty
meals." These Bitters are also a spe
cific for all skin diseases. 3lm3
"No, sir," said the gentleman from
Pittsburg. "I was not in tbe War,
but my brother was, and he was
-wounded?" "AhHndeed. Seriously
wounded?'' "YeB, sir; he was shot
iu the horse."
Patents No Extensions.
Washington, April 9. It may be
considered as settled that no applica
tion for extension of patent can get
through Congress. The House Com
mittee on Patents have brought in
two bills this session, for each of
which a very strong case was made
out, but both have been rejected.
The case of Wra. G. Budley, which
was disposed of to-day, was that of a
poor raaohlnist, who invented a ma
chine for pegging boots and shoes
some seventeen years ago, when the
war was at Its height and there was
no chance to introduce it. After the
war he was too poor to raise the money
necessary to put it in operation, aud
so tbe matter dragged along. Finally
he found a friend who was ready to
invest the necessary funds, and then
this friend died. Soon after the hard
times came on, and of course nothing
could be done. The result is that,
though he has spent his leisure hours
all these years in perfecting the ma
chine, bo that it has cost him, reck
oning his labor and time, at least
SldjOOO, he has never made a cent out
of it. He, therefore, asked a chance
to plead his cause before the Commis
sioner of Patents and see if he could
not get an extension for Beveu years.
The committee recommended grant
ing his request. Congressman Bal
lou, of Rhode Island, and Hawley of
Connecticut, vouched for his good
oharacter, and as strong argument
was presented as is likely ever to be
urged for an extension. Yet the prop
osition was defeated by a vote of 67 to
82. The Patents Committee had
about decided that if they were beat
en on tbissecond trial they would re
port no more bills, and give no more
hearings on applications for exten
sions, as it would be only a waste of
time. The feeling that seventeen
years is long enough for a patent to
run. and that it is best to stick to this
rule, at the risk of some hardship in
individual cases, is evidently too
strong iu both houses of Congress to
leave the faintest encouragement for
anybody to seek extension.
Oh, I'm Just delighted with
George,' said a soft-hearted maiden to
an older and more matter-of-fact
brother. 'He's jut too sweet for any
thing. The la6t time he was here he
was so full of fun; didn't you think
so, brother; lie may oe mu oi iuu,
sister, huthe acted more to me as if he
waa full of beer.' A tableau and a
sharp nlam of the parlor door doses
the scene.
A German gardener has found by
experience that black or green flies,
caterpillars, etc., are at once destroyed
by syringing the plants affected by
them with water in which the stems
of the tomato plant have been well
boiled. The liquor is applied when
cold, and not only kills the insects,
butleavesan odor whioh prevents oth
ers from coming
STOP THAT COUGH.
By going to the reliable and well
known Drug Stand of J. J. Bender
Nemaha City and buying a $1. bottle
of Green Mountain Cough Balsam.
If, after using two-thirds you get no
relief, return the balance and get your
money back. See advertisement in
this paper. 39m3
A number of youngelegants of good
family in Rome are founding a sport
ing club for crioket, shooting and ra
cing. Count Greppi has bet with
Prince Belmont that he w ill drive his
Hungarian team iu 24 hours from
Naples to Home, 104 miles, the win
ner to give 10,000 francs to tbe poor
of the capital.
In the Gates murder trial at Ridge
Spring. S. C, the other day, a young
colored man said: "I jea tell you,
white folks got no busiuees gwine to
black folks' parties, case darkies is
not got much sense no how, and when
dey gitB a quart of mean whisky dey
jB as leave kill.dey selves asany other
pusson."
A Vermont man who tried to walk
on snow-shoes contrived to get the
barn-door off ita hinges, tear down
three rods offence and get stuck, head
down, in a drift, before bis wife could
find breath to tell him thatbe was a
creat awkward lout'. Snow shoes are
not such eauy things to handle.
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Before Fanny Fern married James
Parton she wrote, in a description of
Broadway.: 'Here comes James Par
ton, who doesn't believe in the devil.'
George D Prentice, of the Jjouisville
Journal, copied it subsequently, and
added: 'Ah! Fanny, that was before
he was married '
A boy, after hearing Wendell Phil
lips lecture, asked his father: 'Pa,
why don't they give him an office he
seemB to know all about everything?'
'He can make more lecturing,' said
the father absent miudedly. This
was the youth's first lesson in patriot
ism. A rusty nail in the foot sometimes
produoes fatal lockjaw. A remedy is
Bald to consist in subjecting the
wound to the smoke from burning
wool or woolen cloth. In twenty min
utes the pain and inflamation are re
moved. m
A clergyman In Northern Indiana
ascended the pulpit the other Sunday
and naid : "NomanoanBerve theLord
while he has the jumping toothache. I
therefore dismiss the congregation."
The Salvation Army, a kind of re
ligous sect, proposes to move their
head-quarters from New York unless
they are allowed to preaoh on the
streets of that city.
"How far is it to Butler, if I keep
straight on?" "Well, about twenty
five thousand miles, but if you turn
and go tbe other way it's about half a
mile!"
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Hogging set to music Waltzing.
After dinner take one of Carter's Little
Liver Pills and you will And they are a pos
itive care for Dyspepsia, Indigestion, and
distress from Too Hearty Eating. A single
pill gives prompt relief, and their continued
nse greatly improves the digestion andappe
tlte. Carter's Little Liver Pills are a most
excelientDlnnerPlll. Every one speaks well
of them. APr-
A teacher fainted tbe other evening
at aobool, aud a little girl described it
thus, -'She was so fainted they could
n't come her to."
"Nothing," says Col. Forney, "
so
quickly dries up a woman's tears as a
kibB." Weeping woman may call on
us at any hour.
A gentleman at St. Paul baa a
plied for a patent upon a steam road
wagon, which he thinks he baB per
fected. m m
Tilden' friends deny indignantly
that he Is sick. Nobody said be was
sick, for mummies can't get sick.
Men resemble the gods In nothing
so much as doing good unto their fel
low creatures. Cicero.
The produce exports at New York
for the week ending April Gtb
amounted to $7,195,000.
The President has nominated Hon
Willmm A. Newe for Governor of
Washington Territory.
A man is like an egg. You
tell whether he is good or not,
he is broke.
How to make a match safe;
the head of tbe match iu water.
can't
until
soak
People have ceased to look out for
No. 1, and now arc after 15.
Advice to personB thinking of di
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ABBOTT & EMERY,
Workers In
"Wood andIrona
at tbe old place, foot of
COLLEGE ST.
WAGONS.
MACHINERY,
PLOWS, JETC.
promptly repaired.
All kinds of
BLACKSMITHING
done to order, and
Sa t isact ion G it ara n t led.
j". Xj. lEbor,
Undertaker
Keeps a full line ot
BUR1ALCASES&CASKETS
Ornamented and Plain.
Also fihrouds for men, ladles and infants.
All orders left at bis farm three miles west
of Qrownville, on tho Tecumseb. road will
receive prompt attention.
8S- Bodies Preserved and Embirtmed.
T. A. Bath. Joseph Body.
B ATH 8f BODY
proprietors
CITY RIEIT MARKET.
are now prepared to accommodate
the public with
Good, Sweet, Fresh
Highest market price paid for
Beef Hides
AND
T-A-LLO-W-.
First door east of P.O. Brownvllle.
can go rlehtat. Those who are wise vnio see tnis
notloe will send us their addresses at once and eee
for themselves. Costly ontnt ana terms free. xow
Is the time. Those already at work are laying up
larcesnms of money.
AaaTeTMU.JU., au-
rt Me.
:iyi
f 1119 1 To m.rto hVthfl rindtuirioria riv I wnm trie best terms win do matte. AU orders an
II II I ?,.mSSnE& we wni Vti?tTonI communnlcations should be addressed to
A I 5 I Mn ? w-nmerTBovS and nfrts make "ANA BICKFOUD, Pres'tand Gen'l Agt.
i I I I I moSefasafworktorJhSS1.! I 6W Broadway, New Yerk.
I 1 1 1 1 I I anrthlng else. The work Is light
I I J J J ,nH nnnnt &nd Bnch as anvone
1 vnvTTT rni.TnTitPftt. 1i1airat
CHARLES BODY
Hereby calls the attention of the people of
Brownvllle and vicinity to the fact that he
keeps a full line of the best
FAMILY GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
FZOUR,
CONFECTIONS, etc.
And selh at the very Lowest Living Rates. He
also has a
R
ESTAURANnp
Where Meals t nil Hours nro fnrnshed
upon tho shortest uotice. People from
the country aro Invited to call and
get a "square meal" for only
25 CJE.VTS
STOMACH '
Tover and Ague.
The tnie antidote to the effects of rnlairna Is
Ilostetter-s Stomach. Btttcw. This mcdlcl. e is
one or the most populorrcmcdles of an aceofsuc
cessful proprietary sjecllice. and is la Immense
demand wherever, on this Continent, fever and
acueexlsta. A ivlncglassful three time a day Is
thepe"" possioie preurnc- iui Ci...u..j........p
malarious atmosphere, regulating the 1 vcr, and
Invigorating the stomach.
forsalebyanCrnggistsand Dealers generally.
BESriiTTflE WORLD"!
A3aaci
fc
3
t!6
Impure BI-Carb Soda. Is of a.
silently dirty wblte color;, It may
appear YvMte, exaralaed by It
self, lmt a COMPABHON "WITH
CHURCH & CO.'S "AKHT AND
KAimrail" BRANX Will 2iOW
tho difference.
See that yonr Baking Soda f
fvlilte and PtJRK, as should be AIilj
SXKIIXiAR SUBSTANCES used tor
rood.
A eirtpla cut saver teat of the compantiTi
taiue ot amerenc Dranas oi tsoaa is to qimojto a
dessert epoonf ul of each kind with about a pint
of water (hot preferred) in clear glasses, stirring
until all is thoroughly dissolved. The delete
rious insoluble matter in the inferior Soda will
bo hmm. after settlincr some twentr minutes oz
sooner, by the milky appearance of the solution
and the quantity of floating flocky natter ac
cording to quality.
Be sure and ask for Church & Co.'a Soda and
see that their name is on the package and yoa
will get the purest and whitest made. The use
of this with eonr milk, in pzsferaace to Bakiajr
Powder, sares tventy times its cost.
Bee one pound pocksga fox valuable Inform
tion and read carefully.
SHOW THIS TO YOUR BROCER,.
A WEEK In your own town, and
no capital risked. Yon can give
tho bu'lne-tf n trial without ex
pense. Tlie lieot opportunity ever
olTercd for those willing to work.
You should try nothing clue until
you see for yourself what you can
o at tho business we oner. Ho room to explain
ere. You can devote all your time or onlr your
pare time to the business, and make urea pay for
very hour tnat yon woric. women mane as mucn
at men. Send for special private terms and partic
ulars, which we mall free. I " Outfit free. Don't
complain of hard time while you have .such I
chance. Address II. llALLETT it Co., portl nd. M
It is the best Clood rurifier. and stimulates
every function to more healthful action, and is
tnus a Denrni in ait diseases.
Iiielimmatlnzthelmnuritlcsortheblood.lhe
I natural and necessary rpsul t is the cure of Scrof
! ulous and other Skin Eruptions and Disease.,
including Cancers, Ulcers and other Sores.
iyspeiita. weakness oi wiH.-iiomacn, consti
pation, liizziness. General Debility, etc. are
cured by the Safe Hitters. It Is unequaled
as an appetizer and regular tonic.
It is a medicine which should be in every fam
ily, and which, wherever used, will save the
payment of many doctors' bills.
Bottles of two sizes; prices, 50 cents and Sl.00.
!Warner5s
Safe Reme
dies are sold
by Druggists
and Dealers
in Medicine
BHEllIl&S
everywhere.
sja
1E.H.WAHNER&CO,
iircma
i-ropneiors,
RochcKter, Tf.T.
Sty-Send for Pamphlet
aud Testimonials.
make from 50cts. to ?- hour bydevotlnjr your ev-
enln?sad spare tini-toineousin(3. jeeounotn
injr to try the buIni-.s. Tothtnit like it for money
making ever ofTered hafore. Business pleasant and
strictly honorable. Reader, if you want to know
all about the best paying business before the public
send us your nddrt-w and we will send you full par
ticulars and private terms free ; sample worth f
also Tree; you can then mnke up your mind for
your-elf. Addresj GEORGE STLNSOJ. fc CO.,
l-orOand.Me. 21"
B.
$30.
Tnls machine Is guaranteed In Its present com
pleteness.tomeetthewant of every househod fo
either domestic or fancy work; Is simple and dura
ble in construction, easily kept in repair, and wll
knitastocklng with heel and too complete In from
5 to 10 minuter, and articles of any desired shape,
size, or material can be easily and quickly knit on
this machine. Tbe machine is warranted to be in
perfect order and to do Just what Is represented.
Each machine Is accompanied by a book of FullJl-
imirazea jnttrueiions Dy wnicn any onecan learn to
operate them. GOOD AQEXTH WANTED with
d
tlf AWTCn A eorMt outtoen sun la eicj.
WW - a kaaa csaEjy la tfte U.S. to Mil Ule
"tjeUpedU rt Thtojn Worth V.oxtn- fcy sefcKnttieo.
To 1Kb rtea. with goftl re foresees, we hraUK U.e atSt free.
in-J site term that will iu.orr a wrir oeer $10O a nntk
Ati:i: ttIH5iIlO 11. rCB.fa.lOi ZJ.6I.L-:a.s Mo
Hll .CELEBRATED Ml
ra
idzeaaiMm
ft.!lEiiBiEH
I I n I I I I rI:l '" rour OWM locality No
' J L I I risk. Women do a well as men
A ' I "I I I Mnur make more than trie om-
t I 1 aB I I nut stated alove. 'o one can
I I B II I B raii to make money fast. Any
Ul J J Jonccandotlieuorlc. You can
waKBErmjz&
m&m
PIANOS
AJST3D
Te Celebrated
!&Eu.&ic House
OF
W."W BjumbaBk
Of Chicago,
Keep in stock a fnllline of
PIANOS and ORGANS.
For full particulars, terms &pricos
call on or address,
J. E. DYE, Local Agent,
OB
E. M. Lippitt
V1AXO and VOOAIr TEACHER,
Brownvllle, - - Nebi'dslta
47yl
The Only Remedy
THAT ACTS AT THE SAME TIJIE OX
THE LIVER,
THE BOWELS,
and the KIDNEYS.
This combined action. gives Utcon-i
derful power to cure all ducascs.
Why Are We Sick?
Because we allow these great organ
U become clogged or torpid, and
poisonous humors are therefore forced
into the blood thai should be expelled
Tiaturaiiy.
uir.iorssEss, vuxs, cosstipatiox,
DISEASES, FEJ1A I B WEAK
NESSES. ASD KEKVOUS
DISORDERS,
bv causing free action of these ornmis I
and restoring their power to throw ojfi
disease.
Why Snfftr TllHon pains and ache!
Why tormented with Pile. Constipation I
Yihj frightened orcr disordered Kidnejt I
11 uyennnro nervous ornicK neaaachcsl
Why liaie sleepless nighU I
Use KIDNEY WORT end rrjolea in
health. It is a dry, vegddbU compound and
Oaa package will make tlxqtsof Medicine.
Get it of your Drugalst, he tcllt order It
jor yo. j-ncc, $i.ias.
V2IX3, EXCHASDCOir & CO., Prcprfjicn;
(wuimaiuipiu.) Uarllngtoa. Tt.
I'TViyTVlTVlTNTVlTSlTNATXATVlTVt"
"you are a man of business, weakened by the strain ot
your duties, avoid stimulants and use MB
u you are a man of letters, toning over your audalgt
worktorestoro brain nerve and waste, uso
K youareyounjr and suffering from any Isdiscretloa
vcminioaujTO nro m&rriaorsiEKJe,oiaor
1
jouny.sauennjrirom poornealtJaorlangnlsn- tm
logaaagcaoi BJCjmei3,rciyon v
vJV 3 WVQi
TOwerer you are. wherever you are, whenever juu feel
that your system needs cleanrisg toning or a
samnlatftig, without intoxtcatimg.tako K
Have you dmnptta, kidney or urinary complaint, dl
T ease of the ttomach, boutU, blood.hrer.cxnarvctt
You will be cured If yoa uso
Ifyouaresuuplyweakandlowspuitcd.tryiti BuylC
Inslstuponlt. Your druggist keeps it.
It may save your life. It has saved huilreda,)
HspComhCunlithdwMtttMafrjtanillttt. AikthiUno.
ThHcpPaJforStomttb,IJTtr ud KU:jji(Ii superior to mil
ether. Cnmbyabacrptioo. Illiprrft AildmyuU. t
D. L C li sa abiotat tad I msbUbl nr fur dnmiraen. nx o
HsSBH opiom, tebscro or JMrcotkt. BB0
.Vxn $oii by ilraiitsjfop Bitters Mf;., Col, Rochester, . I .
CRAY'S SPECIFIC MEDICfWk
TRADE MARK. Tat GrtstCaalttb TRADE MARK.
Kemedy; An
mifanioe.eT;re 'o
Seminal Wa.t
new, SpermAtor
rhem, In-poiener.
ao.4 att diinsr
tiiiblbiwusw
traraem .f Q.lr
ueioreiasmg. Abo uurf After Takimr.
Xmery, Calrerl Ussitirf.. nta In the Bx. Dlmsn .
Vl.!. Premaiar, OM Ace, an rv other ttsee, that
te.J to luanit j or CononipUr, aa 4 Premature Rrire.
C3ron partitalarj to ow pamphlet. Men wieiirt
Ka4f.ebraiai)toeferTovr. CTTLeSp-dSeMeOfcioela
aoitrrr a H drafts i, per parkn.-r or aix paeiaj tar
(S. or W be seat free by cart oa recerpt of Oi rauoeyVy
a&lreaals;
THE CKAT JIEDICIXE CO., - t
Iicat.K'i Rmvk. 1iTKOrr. Vjw.
tboiu m BrownviHo ami every wnera
by ull drirssists. Gyrl'
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