I rcffi H. W, Fur e , . w THE ADVERTISER' G.WlftllBROTHXK. T.C-HACKXB. FAIRBROTHER fc HAGHER, Publishers is, Proprietors. THE ADVERTISER i- 1 -r s T' N B. W. PAIEBEOTUKB, T. C. 1IACKKB. FAIRDROTHER &, HACKER, Publishers and Proprietors. Published Every Thursday Morning AT BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. TERMS, IN ADVANCE: .82 00 nnecopy. oneyear oneconr. six months 1 00 50 One copy, three months afc- NopapersentfromtheomcejintUpMdU RE.VDIXG MATTER QSEYERYPAGE OFITCIAIi DIRECTORY. District Officers. B.rouxn.-- Judce. ..District Attorney District Cleric. William: il noovEH. C WATtoUi Gotintv Officors. mifcnvv M" VJOItS... ''Ji- V. ir 4 T .Clerk and Recorder .Treasn re r Sherlfl Onrnnei A. H.oiTWORE TUV BLAPK 13 Jl. i Aivivr-.i. JAMES r. TIACKER PHILIP CROTriER JOItXH. SHOOK. JOHN H. POHLMAN X. II. PEERY, HlSchool"Superlntendent commissioners Surveyor City Officers. w.T. nmRW L. r,.HOr.RURi J. R. HOOKER - .fmRN 'M'avor Pollce Jndce v;ierK. .Treasurer Marshal JORN.W. LOVE. COUNCILMEN r..T.nOBTSSOV .,1st 'Ward tnciTT n il v. I W. A. jrnKt vs. 2nd Ward a. n.rcrr.Monn f LEWIS nrr.r.. ') 3rd Ward . K.IlUniAur. SOCIAl,DIRECTORY. Clmrches. Methodist K. Chnrrl,. -s"vicef.ac h Sftbb: nth nt lO-.Tfta. m.. and 7-M r. m-j wmlnB -1,'n -n Praver Meeting Thursda evening. 6. P. Wn.sov." Pastor. , .. ,. at V&nn. m..anrt : P.m. ;;"!,;' Wwt.ip,rtav even1 ns" ni .t iw-- ClirNt'- Clmr -h.-Servlcrt ejr,-....-. a I?,m'.l'?:.,r,i: r'iVnary In Tchar . m- rge- ItEY. Jl ATTIII.1I ""' jr.. rie-wit Onmhlin.l rr.".'--nuiTli Ton' miles "tli-wetorBronnviue. r vlc first Sabbath In each month. is. J. J"ua sov, Tastor. . InsererrSnndivnt 11 a"rt Vr-Wrnesdav Reirtlnijand Prater mretllne !.m the second eronlnc. Kldorfhas Bowe preaches the seconu Sunday in every month. Catholic-Services every 4th enndav of A month, at 10 o'cloch a. m. Father CummisKj, Priest. "School. Vallac. Prlncio-il: Miss Alice 1'IL ASMS iaiix Hi-h School- i:- T-oii Tncker. f. """.Vl T irttn"if Miss rpllR-Fnrnas. 2d In,f,rmifI Emmi VlMM 2d -T,!,;' rM,!'j i. Primary Donald and Miss Emma J. Morsan, 1st Prlmarj . Temilo of Honor. daveven'n? InOI-t !-.'lIo lian. "'" w aT. ers cordlallv weh-omed. .K"VVb l ' Wm. II. Hoover W.Rec: T.C- Ilicker.L.D. -. -. m i IHit everv Saturday aner- J S5SE,to3ffi?,!S& fJr IVnl M,ssl Mary Hackar.Sec; Mrs.T.S.Mlnlck.Supt. -Rod RlTjhoirClnh Meets the first Tn.-sdav or etch month. B. M. Jlai .ley.Pres.; A. II.Gilmore.'ec 51. O. ofO.P. Brownvllle T.o.lce o. S, I. O. O. VKemlnr meetlncs Tnesdav evnlnc o eac h veo t visu Inhrothersrespoctrully Invited. A.II.tjUmore. N.O. Jas. Cochran. Secy. Meets everv Statnrday. Philip Crother. r.u. i. C. Klmsey. R. Sec KnigWs of Pvthias.' ExrMslor Lodcr No. 1 5. K. rZl Wednesday evenlnK n,.Mft,0t,c;;yjrtl p c Knlehts cordially Invited. E. Huddart, C.t-. E. Lovrman, K. of R. S. Masonic. Ihterconrfe. J.aMcNaughtou, W.M. 15.l-.tou der. Sec , , .. nror.nvillo Chnntrr No. 4.TC. A.M.-Stotw! mtinssserondThurelvorearh month. A.K. Davison. M.E.H.P. B. T. Ralney. Sec nit.CarmclCommnndervNo.S,K.T.-Stea meetings second Mondav In each month. . . Furnas. E.&: A. W.NIckell.Rec. Rof an.l LIIyronrlnye.No. ;l;VVnYron: JfcC-Meets at Masonic Hall on th p ""h j""" days. R. W. Furnas. M. P. Sor. R. T. Raincy, Secretary. . , ,.. ij.i.rfcnntPrVn '1 Order ot the Eastern Star. AS&tert miHn?Wrf Monday In each month. Mrs. E. a Handler, W. M. Socitios. Conntv Fair A.soelation.-R- A. Kawley. PresUKMii: John Bath. VKj PresU JB .A. O-'". Kwrptarv J M. Trowhrldce. Treasurer. -Aia" K-H!yo. Minlck. S. enchmn. F. E. Johnson. Thomas Bath. Geo. Crow. J. 'W . Oaviu T.lhrarr srl-.tlnn -B. M. Bailey, rres.: A.II. Ollmore. Sec; W.H. Hoover. Chornl I7nion.-J. C. McNaushton. Prest. J. B. Docker. Sec BlnUe nr.i.mtir As.ocintln.-W. T. Rosers. Prest. J. B. Docker. Sec and Treas ness Manager. BUSINESS-CARDS. A S. HOTiTiADAY. il . PUyolclart, SnrRcnn. ObstetrJclRii. nradnatod In lftll. T.o.fd In Brownvllle l85o. OITlce, lt:Maln street, Brownvllle, 1 eh. T L. rTUT.RURD. JLJ. ATTOJIXEY AT LAW And Jnstlr or the Pea-e. Oillce In Court House Building. Brownvllle, eb. QTUTiT, THOAr S. O ITTOllSKVS AT LAV. OfBce. over Theodore Hill & Co.'s store, Brown vllle.Neb. TI I. SCHTOK. 1. ATTORKVATI.AW. O (Hce over J. L. McJee A ro's store, Bro wnvllie. Nebraska. Q A. OSHOR. U. ATTORXKV AT LA1V. OIHce. No. 81 Main street, Brownvlle. Neb T H. BROADY. J Attorney nni! Oounselor nt Lavr, OSHceoverStato Bank Urownvllli .Neb. WT. ROGR?. Attornev unci Counselor nt Law. "Will slve diligent attention to anylesalbnslncss entrusted to his care. Office In the Roy building. Brown vllle. Neb. W. GiBSON, BLACKSUITH A.Sf HOttSK SHOCK Workdoae to order and satisfaction guaranteed FIrststreet, between Main and Atlantic, Brown vllle, Neb. pAT. CLINE, FASIIIONAIH.'E BOOT ASD SHOE MAKER CUSTOM WORK made to order, and fits always guaranteed. Repairing neatly and promptly done. Shop, No. 27 Main street, Brownvllie, Neb. B. M. BAILEY, SUirPEK AND DEALER IN LIVE STOCK. ItllOWXriLLE, NEBRASKA. Farmers, please call and get prices ; I wanl to handle yor stock. Office First Matlonal Bank. FRANZ HELMER, IfAGON &LACKSMITHSKOP ONE DOOE WEST OF COURT HOUSE. w AGON MAKING, Repairing. Plows, and all work done in the best mannerand on short notice. SatlRfartion i-naran- eed. Give him acall. f3t-ly. pHARLES HELMER, FASHIONABLE Ih "Rriftf. and ?lTifta rsa. ww w bwoavk WA4WW 3va:-A.xc:si?.. HV -"aving oougui tuo cus tec tomshop of A. Robison, 3Sr I am prepared to do work 1r5r of all kinds at IS? Reasonable Rales. iJ prompllydone. Shop No. 62 Main Street, UrotPtiviKc, Nebraska. ESTABLISHED 1856. Oldest Paper in the State . AUTHORIZED BY THE D S. GOYERXHEXT. irslNefion OK BROWNVILLE. Paid-up Capital, $o0,000 Authorized " 500,000 IS PREPARED TO TRANSACT A General Banking Business BUY AND SELL COIN & CUKRENCY DEAPTS on all the-principal cities or the United States and Europe MONEY LOANED On annroved security only. Time Drafts discount ed.and special accommodations gran ted to deposlt rs. Dealers In GOVERNMENT BONDS. STATE, COUNTY & CITY SECURITIES DEPOSITS Received payable on demand and INTERESTal lowed on time certiflcates of deposit. DinECTORS.-Vm.T. Den, B. M. Bailey, M.A Handlev. Frank E. Johnson, Luther Hoadley Wm. Fralsher. JOHN L. CARSOX, A. R. DA VISON. Cashier. J. CMcNAUGIITON. Asst.Cashler. President. !TT & Workers In W"oocl and'.Iron, at the old place, foot of COLLEGE ST. WAGONS, MACHINERY, PLOWS, ETC., promptly repaired. All kinds of BLACKSMITHING done to order, nnd Satisfaction Guarantied. Hereby calls the attention of the people of Brownvllie and vicinity to the fact thuthe keeps a full line of the best TAMIL'S" GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, FLOUR, CONFECTIONS, etc. And sells at the very Lowest Living Rates. He also has a ESTAUHANnp Where Meals at all Hours are furnished up ti tlm sli irUi-it n Meo. People from the country are Irivlted to call and get a, "square meal" forj only 55 CEYTS. Aarcn Palmer. Eobt. Johnson ITAURANT. Palmer & Jolmsoii. First Door West of the Old Xational Bank Building. This firm, havlngjntled up those rooms wil run a "first class reslturant, where Rood warm meals ctn behind at all hours. They give their customers the best viands In the market. Including fresh oysters served In any manner called for. Try the New Restaurant All OrdcrsTfor an Express Left wilh Them will2uc;Promntly attended to We Mean Cured, Not Merely Relieved fr IndT Can Prove What tee Claiui. Bg There are no failure nnil nodlmnp- polnlmcnl. If you are troubled with SICK HEADACHK you can beca.sUynna qnlcUly curtsl. an hnntlreda li:c been nlreaily. We thall be pleased to mall a aheet of testimonial to any Inlercted. CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS Also cure all forms of Biliousness, prevent Consti pation and Dyspepsia, promote Digestion, relieve distress from too hearty eating, correct Disorders of the Stomach, Stimulate the Liver, and Regu late the Bowels. They do all this by taking Just , one little pill at a dose. They are purely vegeta ble, do not gripe or purge, and are as nearly per fect as It is possible for a pill to be. Price - cents, 5 for $1. Sold by druggists everywhere oreeat by mail. CABTJEB MEDICINE CO EKIE. PA old by A. W. Niekell. LTyl. MARSH HOUSE, JOSEPH O'PELT, PROPRIETOR. LlverrSt.-iblc in connection with the House 37-:5taee ofllce for all points East, West,3Da 3NorthtSouth. Omnibuses to-i 2-conuect with all iralns.u A3IPLE JtOO.IJS OX FIRST FLOOR. JACOB MAROHN, MERCHANT TAILOR, and dealerin FineEiigllsM, Fiench, Scotch and Fan8j Cloths Yextings, Ktc, Ktc. Browuvliie, XcbrnNha. e Bank EMERY, jcL MAMCH'i! Nervous Sufferers-Tho Great European Bem-edy-Dr.J.S.Simpsoa's Specific Hedicine. I Is a positive cuje for Spermatorrhea, Seinln Iweaknexs.Impotency, and all diseases resulting iromseir-aDuse.as ukfokk. aitku. mental anxiety, ByI?v M lass of memory. VtJavWi PHinsIn liack or ftAVtffflSJAT side, and diseases VV" rfS A' that lead to con- Vj-"J Ist ,, sumption .tnsanl- M'Sfio ty nnd an early &sK$? 5 grave. The Spe- yfflK.,??" 2 cHIo Medicine Is figG&fs&b. 5 wonderful success. Pamphlets sent free to all Write for them and get full particulars. Price. Specific. Jt.00 per package, or six packages for $5 on Addreis all oiders to J.B.SIMPON MEDICINE CO..Nos. 101 and IWi. Main street. BnfT-ilo. N. Y. 3-So!d lu Brownvllie by A. W. NIckell.Cyl-al JLt The OROCERYAftB PROVISION y store oir n is the place to get Groceries, Provisions Confections, Fine Cigras, Toilet Soap, Canned Goods, FresURutter, Etc., Etc., Etc. We also keep all the best brands of! Hour, and everything usually kept in a first cluss grocery store. We have in con. nectlon with our house a first class EED STORE ESTABLISHED IN 1856. o x, r e s T EBAL ESTATE A-G-EHSTCY IN NEBRASKA. William H, Hoover. Does a general Real Estate Business. Sells Lands on Commission, examines Titles, makes Deeds, Mortgages, and all instru ments pertaining to the transfer of Real Es tate. Has a Complete Abstract of Titles to all Real Estate lu Nemaha County. TUTT5 ISBWSKV'Jjj feBB6aamuiiu.j INDORSED BY PHYSICIANS, CLERGYMEM' AND THE AFFLICTED EVERYWHERE. THE GREATEST MEOISAL TKUMPB OF THS AQE, TiSTYQ Del 5 O Dn- TrrrT has suc iUi ! V I .& cccdcdincombiningia CURE SICKKEADACKE. Jg&SSggSi TDTT Plushes' S- CURE DYSPtPSIA. Thar flrst apparent ns.ont. n . Icffcct 18 to Incrcsse ll:c f ! t J'Q Pt! I Q E appetite by cau6inj I he SUM O I tLLlDfood to properly o CURE CONSTIPATION. 5ialate. Thusthesys- BtcmiH nourished, and TIITTJC Pr? t ftfihytheirtonlcncticnoa 9 U E i U B tLLwSn dlgerthe orjrans, n:riF pii F5 regular auJ healthy e- uunr. riLta. Jvacuatioua are pro- TOTT'S PELLS du "n riSccrifS Mn7ilT PwMch PSONS TAKE CURE FEVER AND AGUEgON FLESH while uudir I the influence of Uicsa THTT'Q PES I gpins. indicates their a lUi I Ob ELbwEuaptability to uourl-'t CURE BILIOUS COLIC. I0"5 ,X51,V. Iirecu bclr . Beflidcvin curing ner- TUTT'S PILLS choVd?S Curo KIDNEYCcpIalnt. IgSfflSlto TUTT'S PILLS j chronic constipation, j and impartinchealth & s strength to tfic system. J Sold everywhere. 3 Price 25 cents. OSes J 53 ainrray Street, I NEW YORK. CURE TORPID LIVER. TUTT'S PILLS .IMPART APPETITE. T. -A.. BATH is now proprietor of the fli and Is prepared to accomodate the public with GOOD, FRESH; SWEET IMIIEl.A.T, Gentlemanly and accommodating clerks will at all times be In attendance. Your patronase solicited. Remember the place the old Pascoe shop, Main-st., Brownville - Nebraska T ETTER HEADS, M m BILL HEADS Neatly printed atthlsoOice. i i - " 8 13 iig ix iofpii noiiY ri H I HI 1323 Proprietor I JS t m & Old Reliable feA III HiBIEfJ N 2 j Give Him a Call W. 01 And you will be well i Served witli the best J IQ the Market affords. T III I n ! I in i ! 'in ! i I v :LTO- 3-1 n - . !.! wttiJiiMMMMmaa PILLS MBMliBiCttKbUaB I 1 II 8fl IIM 1 IHKM ME H I UlLJlfMLlflttlMl, BROWvTLLE, NEBRASKA, THE HUSBAND'S EEVENGE. "I can no longer shut my eye to the fact." eald Mr. Rabourdot "my wife is falBe. I hold herein my hands letters gling me ample proof of her shameful conduot; one need never expect to lack for friends to announce to him any thing he doesn't want to know. "My situation is not singular, but It fa perplexing. What am I to do? Shall I kill myBelf? I do not care to doso, nor do I see that I am called up on to do so. Then, shall I kill the other man and keep my wife? Ex istence with tbatsilly creature would be a monstrous bore for both of us. Shall I, then, follow the example of some of my esteemed partners in mis fortune and perpetrate a triple trage dy? "No, no; none of these plana will answer. I have another whioh will but I muBt dissemble." ii. Mme. Rabourdot and her admirer, M. Gustave, are sitting side by Bide upon the sofa. The door is suddenly opened, and M. Rabourdot appears on the thresh o'd, followed by three witnesses three coramissionarles from the other end of the town. Stupefaotion of the pair ou behold ing thefce brawny porters. "Fly, Gustave, fly!" shrieks the unhappy woman ; "we are loBt he will slay you." M. Gustave prepares to escape through the medium of the chimney, but is checked by the husband. ".Let no one leave ttie room, ho Bays, tranquilly. "Tremble Dot, fear not ; I am not about to make any vio (5ms. I Ijave with me neither revol ver, dagger nor poison, but only these three honest fellows, whom I have brought as witnessed to the fact that you have received M. Gustavo in spite of my express prohibition, so that it can not be said that I have act ed hastily or without sufficient oause. For this purpose I might have brought friends, but friends are too apt to rejoice over ono'R misfortunes. I might have brought relatives, tut relatives are too anxious to hush up a scaudal at any coat. I have, there fore, had recourse to these com mis sionaries, who do not belong to this ward or part of the towu at all, and who consequently will be saved the necessity of discussing my family af fairs at every wine shop in the neigh borhood. If they wish to talk of course they can doso, but they will not know my name."' The pair gaze at him and at each other in stark amazement, in. "And now, my dear," tha husband goes on, "only one course remaius for you. If you love M. Gustave and do not love me, as I am led to infer from, these letters, it is for me to insure the happinessof your life by enubliugyou to enjoy his society forever and with out molestation." Mme. Rabourdot stammers some in articulate words aud M.jj Gustave turns deathly pale. "And in eecurlng your happiness," continues M. Rabourdot, "I shall not lose one moment. These worthy men whom I have brought as witnesses I design also to employ in a oapacity in which they have had more experi ence. Each, you will perceive, has his knot with him, and there Is a band-cart at the foot of the stairs. I thought it unnecessary to bring a fur niture van, the furniture and carpets being my own property. If there are not enoimh with three men, perhaps M. Gustave will kindly Ieud a baud. I shall ask you to take charge'of the lightest aud most valuable effects. Hero are the 100,000 francs dowry which you brought mo 100,000 francs in governments. I will keep the 500,- 000 which belong to myself. M. Gustave, I know, is not rich, bo that your position may perhaps not be 6o comfortable from a material point of view, but as he loves you and will work for you " "But, my husb " "No observations, I beg of you; they are superfluous. I will give the porters their orders, as you peem agi tated. Take all those little knick knacks on the table and etagero they were gifts from me to my wife, and so are her personal property. Her.dress es and clothing are in the closet be so good as to make them into pack ages. I forgot there is one of M. Gustave'Bjpholographs in the album. Remove it; it will look well in a lit tle Eastlake frame ou your mantel piece. I do not see any thing else be longing to my wife here, except the chambermaid, who may as well put on her hat and go, as I have no need for her services." IV. Mme. Rabourdot burst out orvin. M. Gustave trembles in every limb. "Why this agitated air wherefore these tears?" asks M. Rabourdot, kindly. "You are not about to be parted ruthlessly on the oontrary you are, in the words of one of these letters which I hold in my hand, 'O joy, to live in each other's blessed so ciety, the world forgetting, by the world forgot.' And now that every thing has been packed up you may withdraw. I have to dress for a little stag party down town after such an interview I may be allowed to seek relaxation and relief in the oharmsof society." "Oh, Robert," screams Mme. Ra bourdot; "I won't I can't I will not leave you !" "And I won't keep you J" ... -i - j . -ii i i i -r -. . THURSDAY, JANUARY 1. 1880. Mme. Rabourdot goes off into hys terics and a dead faint. "I bad foreseen this orlsla," Bays the usband tranquilly. "Coinmis sionaries, pack my wife in a knot, car ry her down stairs and put her in a hack there is a oab-Btand ju6t across the way." The orders of the husband are exe cuted. Mme. Rabourdot Is hoisted upon a etout Auvergnot's baok and borne away. "I hope, MonBieur,'' says the bus- band to M. Gustave, "that you will accompany my wife and pay her such attentions as in ber agitated state she requires. Hero is a bottle of smelling salts take this fan, too." "But, Monsieur," stammers M. Gustave, "you forget " "You are right. I had forgotten about the hackmau's fare. Here are two francs. The fare will be thirty sous; five sous for his tip, the other five for cartage of my wife, In the event of his regarding her in the light of a package. He is entitled to it by law. Good-night! Bless you!" v. One month Is supposed to have elapsed since the events narrated in our last ohapter took place, The scene Is changed to the apart ments of M. Gustave. Mme. Rabourdot (in tears) Heav ens, how tiredI am no society here nothing M. Gustave (aside) So am I! Next time you catch me going off wilb an other man's wife you can tell me about it, that's all. Mme. Rabourdot Let us travel for a few months, Any thing for a change from this. M. Gustave I haven't any money. Mme. 'Rabourdot Why don't you work and get some? M. Gustave Oh, that's very easy for you to say. Mme. Raboqrdot T wish to heaven my husband had killed me! M. Gustave I wiub, to beaveq he bad!! Mme. Rabourdot Wretoh! (Flings a cup at bis head. He siezes her by the hair and mops the floor with her. CurtalnO-iV; Y. World. Senator Taddock's 3Iarino Hospital Bill. The Omaha Republican publishes the'following letters, whioh explain the bill perfectly, and also has the fol lowing editorially : "The Republican baa considered its duty as a public journal to seek official Information in regard to Senator Paddock's marine hospitable bill, before passing judg ment upon it. If a thing is to be rid iculed, there is time enough for that after knowing the facts reflecting on the Senator's judgment. Accordlng lyj the editor of the Republican sought from Senator Paddock full in formation concerning the matter. The result of this inquiry is found in the extracts from the Senator's let ter, which the Rejiab'.ican publishes this morning, aud notably in the let ter addressed by Surgeon General Hamilton, of the marine hospitable service, to the author of the Nebraska City marine hospitable bill. That letter makes clear the necessity for such hospital, and the desirability of locating it at some point on the Mis souri river in this State. It will be seen from this correspondence that Senator Paddock performed no more than his duty to the government as a Senator of the United States and, it may be added, no more than his duty to bis State as a Senator from Nebras ka." The following are the letters : Washington, Dec. 7, 1879. Hon. A. S. Paddock, U. S. Senator : Siu: I have the honor to acknowl edge the receiptyesterday, of your communication relative'to the neces sity for a marine hospital on the Up per Missouri river, and, In reply, to respeotfully inform you that the amount of hospital tax collected dur ing the fiscal year ending June 30th, 1879, from ports on the Missouri river, was as nearly as can be determined about$l,200. The amount cannot be stated with accuracy without greater delay than your letter will allow, as the duescollectedon boats which ply on the Missouri river, are seldom col lected at suoh ports. For instance, the hospital dues which accrue at Bismarck are returned from Pembina, and in many instances boat licensed at St. Louis, Cincinnati and Pitts burg pay at their respective home- ports when the papers are re-issued. The number of patients treated has not at any time bean very great for the want of proper facilities, or the lack of proper officers to whom to ap ply. At Bismarck, through the cour tesy of the war department, forty- five boatmen received relief at the army post hospital at Fort A. Lincoln, by authority of au order dated Octo ber 16, 1877, but the post surgeon re ports to the surgeon general of the array that the presence of these men (seamen) in the military hospital is subversive of discipline. When it is remembered that the trade of the river embraces the ports of St. Louis, Jefferson City, Kansas City and St. Joseph in Missouri, Atchison and Leavenworth in Kan sas. Rulo, Brownvllie, Nebraska City, Plattsmouth andOmaha In Nebraska, Council Bluffs andSioux City in Iowa, Yankton, Bismarck and Fort Bu ford in Dakota, and Fort Benton In Montana, It will be seen that the boatmen engaged in the navigation of the river need some better returns for their hospital money than is now afforded, A large hospital is not necessary, but a cottage hospital of capacity of about thirty-five beds will answer ev ery purpose. This hospital should be Iooated at some central point on the river where patients could be transported to it from the other porU more especially, oases of a chronlo nature where the trea,tmemjis usually protracted. As the upper Missouri is closed on ac count of ice during the winter season, the moat eligible site for te, hospital would be at some point in Nebraska. I am not prepared to make recommen dations as to the best location for the proposed hospital. If the site were donated to the gov ernment, the cost of the building need not be very great; $15,000 would in my opinion, be an ample amount for the purpose. The running expen ses woqld be loss than $5,000 per an num. As an offset to some of this expense it is probable that there would bo a decided increase In the amount of hospital dues cpllected, and as the river trafflo inoreased the service would beoome more nearly self-supporting. Very respectfully, your obedient servant, John B, Hamilton, Surgeon Qeueral, M. H. S. U. S. Senate Chamber, Washington, Dec. 9th, 1879. D. C. Drooks, Esq. : Dear Sir: The idea of a marine hospital at some point on tho Mis souri river above St. Louis originated with the surgeon general of the ma rine aevioe. Therefore the only crit icism that will properly stand against my bill is the attempt through such action to secure Obe location of this institution at a Nebraska town. The Missouri river is 4.500 miles in length. It is 1.300 miles longer than either the Mississippi or the Arqazon. Its waters are navigable for a greater distance above its mouth than the whole distance from the source of ei ther the Mississippi or the Amazon to its outlet 3,200 niileabeing tho length of each. Compared with the Missouri the Ohio Is a mere rivulet ; and yet at Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Louisville and I think at one or two other places there are marine hospitals and at least two others are recommended to be established, one of whioh is to be at Cairo, whllo upon the Missouri there Is not one. Last year as happena every year many emploj'ed in the Missouri river commerce fell sick, and others were disabled ; these were generally re ported to, aud cared for by direction of Surgeon-General Hamilton of the marine service. The want of a hos pital at some point nearer than St. Louis was sorely felt, and Dr. Hamil ton of hisown motion had determined to recommend the establishment of one on the upper Missouri. These facts coming to my knowl edge I concluded that Nebraska City would be a better point tbau either Yankton, Dakota, or Sioux City, Iowa, for the location of such an in stitution ; for the reason among oth er weigh tylones that It is a Nebraska town. But as to this question of lo cation, I will make my argument in another place. Very truly yours, A. S. Paddock. Crude Petroleum as a Remedy in Con Jsumption. Dr. M. M. Griffith, of Bradford, Pa., reports some astonishing results obtained by the administration of crude petroleum to consumptives. He claims that out of 25 cases of well marked tuberculosis so treated 20 are to all means of diagnosis cured ; the rest have been materially benefited ; and none have been under treatment more than four months. The nausea attending the use of ordinary crude petroleum led him to adopt the semi solid oil that forms on the casing and tubing of wells. This, made into three to five grain pills by incorpor ating any inert vegetable powder, was administered from three to five times a day in one-pill doses. The first ef fect, he says, is the disappearance of the cough ; night sweats are relieved, appetite improves, aud weight is rap idly gained. It is to be hoped that Dr. Griffith has not mistaken some self-limiting phase of throat or hron- chial disorder for true consumption of the lungs; also that continued trial of the alleged remedy will justify the high opinion he has formed in regard to its efficacy. Only a bit of lemon peel, only three Oncers of rum. only some water and sugar, and the rest you know, yum, y urn. Nebraskian. Yes; weknow8ome of the "rest." Poor Joe Pioard went down to the in sane asylum last week with his mind broken by drinking rum. Baldwin shot and killed his friend, Yokum, at Hastings last week, and then set fire to the building to hide the body, while he was drunk, Patti, a noted concert singer, appeared on the Btage at Leavenworth last week so drunk that she could not sing, and the audi ence left in disappointment and dis gust. These are some, but only a small part of "the rest," North Platte Republican, Just Buppose those abandoned sin ners had sawed Noah's ark in two. Albany Journal. The result would have been the same in all human probability; there would have been no race, New York People, VOL. 24 -NO. 28. Edison's Great Triimiph. Inter Ocean 21th ult The Inter Ocean presents Its read ers this morning with a piece of in formation that is likely to create a profound sensation as well as occasion general rejoicing. For many weeks the Inter Ocean has had a representative at Menlo Park who has been in the entire con fidence of gdison, and wno. Is now enabled to transmit the first news -of the great inventor's triumph a tri umph which is almost certain to rev olutionize the production of artificial light! The carefully prepared article prlut ed to-day, Illustrated, as it is with cuts made from designs fashioned un der Mr. Edison's own direction, will give those of our readers, desirous of tracing out the successive steps taken by Edison ample opportunity for in farrplng themselves thoroughly up on the subject. To those who are In terested principally in the results ar rived t, nnvd care little abou the sci entific theories connected therewith, a summary of what Mr. Edison has achieved will be acceptable. What the inventor claims to have accomplished is, in brief, as follows: 1. He has succeeded in producing an electric light soft, mellow, but brilliant which can be utilized for all purposes of illuniination, both in door a.nd oqt, in. publio and private house?, and at a cost no greater than that of tho oheapest oil. 2. This Is done with machinery no more complicated than that em ployed in the manufacture of gas, and so arranged as to be easily transmitted by central machines, without waste, over a largo territory. 3. In olties where gas mains are al ready in use, they can be employed for transmitting the new light, while the gas fixtures in use can be altered to admit this navel illuminator with very alight expense, 4. The light is steady, odorless, without smoke or flame, gives out little heat, is devoid of danger, re quires no matches to ignite, and is, indeed, a little sun in itself for every household. 5. The lamps used are simple in construction, and the ordinary table lamp, given in cut No. 8, costs but twenty-five cents. The extinguish ing of one light does nqt effect the others in the least, and, by an ingen ious device, the electricity uaed by each house can be measured or com puted the same as is now done by the gas-meter. 6. By constructing the generating machine in the manner shown in Fig ure 10, a powerjis generated capable of performing light work, such as running sewing machines, pumping water, etc. To run an ordinary sew ing machine requires the exhaustion of only as much electricity as is re quired for oue jet of light, and the power is obtained by attaching the wheel of the sewing machine to the apparatus by a little bolt, and merely touching a knob conveniently ar ranged. In addition to what he has accom plished In the way of revolutional izlng light, Mr. Edison claims to have made some wonderful discoveries in regard to the healing properties of certain chemicals whiob,-;he was led to experiment with while suffering with the neuralgia. A slight touch of the preparation Is paid to relieve the excruciatingpain peculiar to neuralgia and rheumatism insanity, and has been tried on nu merous cases at Menlo Park with the happy results. This, however, Is aside from the Important discovery to which our article to-day is devoted. The!known"ability and reputation of Mr. Edison and the marvelouB ge nius heretofore displayed by him, combine to render the account of this last" discovery entirely trustworthy and reliable. He has worked in se cret and delayed givlngany of the de tails of hln labors to the publio until abundantly satisfied that all obsta cles have been surmounted. On Christmas night a publio exhibition will be given at Menlo Park, which. it is believed, will 1 convince the most incredulous. It is to be devout ly hoped that his calculations are cor rect, his faith well founded, and hie confidencein the complete success of his discovery based upon principles that will stand every test. If the experiments prove success ful, the days of gas monopolies will be ended; theexorbantratesdemand ed for our present imperfect illumin ation of streets and buildings will cease, and the little man at Menlo Park will receive the heartfelt blese- ingsof his fellow men. Statesmanship may be admired, lit erary genius be cultivated, military skill be marveled at; but how they all sink into insignificance beside the achievement of one brain that gives to the world a blessing that wil de scend to untold millions, and which is as endurable as the universe itself. Llmberger oheese is considered more profitable to the maker than any otner cneese, ibecause, from a given quantity of milk, more weight 19 obtained and better prloea realized. Thousauds of tons are produced in New York and Wisconsin at less than half the cost of the imported article, Clean abras3 kettle, before using it for cooking, with salt and vinegar A handsome pretty girl, thing in dresses A ADVERTISING RATES. Onelncb.one yqr - .....,,.. 10 0 L 5 00 1 100 60 Each succeeding Inch, per yer. One Inch , per month. Each additional inch, per monto. Legal advertisements at leiral rates Dncinmra (10 lines p.rXqnpareil. or Iess)8rst insertion ,i.o0 Cach3uhsaquanllnae;tl0n,50c. $TB AH transientadverttsementsmust be pa'fl forln advance. OFFICIAL PAPER OF THECOTJMT How a Ppafl. lpat got His Breakfast. Along, attenuated Individual, with two weeks' growth of beajrd Qri hla face, paused before the window of a Chatham street six-cent restaurant. He didn't gaze upon the gold letters of the legendary oigq-bQard, as though he was very hungry, in fact, scarcely noticed it at all. Presently he took out a, roll of bills and began to unroll them slowly, aa though about to declare a dividend in his own favor. He bad no sooner commenced than the'proprleor step ped out and n.rjpostetf hn.j wltt a, very pleasant smile : 'Good morning fine weather!' . Yes,' responded the pedestrian, in differently. Had your breakfast yet?' Not yet.' After a few minutes more of pro found silence, the restaurateur, with an ey to buslness.icontinued : Now, I've just got the best plaoa around here ; won't you just step in and have breakfast?' 'I think I will,' murmured tho stranger, as he suffocated a umU& of prospective rapture. Then he entered a saloon, took a seat at a table pretty near the stove, rubbed his hands together, and ca rolled : Now, then for dejeuner a la four chette; just favor me with a synopsis of tbedainties!' He was eoon the possessor of a pro gramme. Is this porter-house steak reliable?' The best in market." IThen let me have ono pretty rare. I am always very particular about tny diet at this season of the year. I re ceived sonio valuable hints on eating from the Duke of Clarenden while I was his guest last fall. You may also bring me some fried potatoes, coffee and a plate of buckwheat cakes and a fresh napkin.' The aforementioned things were soon set before him, and he set to like a gristmill. The steak evaporated in a manner which left no doubt in the mind. of tho restaurateur of its merit. 'Another cup of coffee, please, and don't put any milk in It ; I don't care to endanger my life by drinking the questionable milk of a great metro polls.' It is perfectly pure sir.' 'Never mind, I prefer It black. I got into the habit of sipping oafe noip while lounging in the glided saloons of Constantinople!' Here the tourist buttoned hla coat up around hla throat to conceal the fact that he had no shirt on. P The coffee was brought hm, and he finished his breakfast with a tooth pick. Yon keep good thlnga, air, and I highly obliged to you for entertaining me. Good day. 'Sixty-five cents !' roared the eating house man, indignantly. 'I guess not; you invited me In. You said come in and have breakfast, so it was your treat wasn't it?' Then he got out as quick as be could and left the restaurateur in a frame of mind which beggars descrip tion. When he arrived at the next corner he soliloquized : 'I knew he'd want my trade'when he saw the roll of bills in my hand. There's nothing Hkea wad of Canton flannel rolled up In a Confederate bill to make people respect you.' Alaska's Big River. Alaska explorers report one of the largest rivers in the world, the Yu kon, as navigable with steamers, and at 500 miles from its mouth itrecelves a very navigable tributary. The ba sin formed by that confluence is as large as our Mississippi, Indians are everywhere, and the war between the fribes is a fixed Institution. There ia snow six months, and withont roads dog-sledges find good traveling. Game abounds and Indians have an easy life. From seven to nine dogs make a team the odd one being a leader. The driver has to watch this dog. If he gets on the scent of game be is off, and the whole team la de moralized. Off they Bcamper through the woods and thickets, upsetting the load, smashing the sled, tearing the harness ajjd giving the boss days of hunting frnrestore the statu quo. So vast a country traversed by navigable waters will eoon tempt reatleiB and speculative adventurers to explore it. Yankee wit will not fail to find.prof itable sources of commerce. Profitable Patients. The most wonderful and marvelous suocesa in cases where persons are sick or wasting away from a condi tion of mieerableness, that no one knowa what ails them, (profitable pa tients for doctors.) is obtained by the use of Hop Bitters. They begin to cure from the flrst dose and keep it up until perfect health and strength is restored. Whoever is afllcted In this way need not suffer, when they can get Hop Bitters. Cincinnati Star, i . Forest Tree Seedlings Osagq Ilcdsre llanls--Grtje Vines iVursery Stock. I have the Bale of a large stock of Forest Tree Seedlings, Osage Hedge Plants, Grape Vines, und General Nursery Stock. Most of the stock I have given personal attention to rais ing. The balance Hedge Plants and Forest Tree Seedlings were raised near, in an adjoining State. One and two year old apple t ees carrbe.bad direct from Nursery rows. ..Evert greena the same. JJqet-. W. Furnas, Brgwu vJIJe. NebrjjjjKR,