JBSSBMslsSSSBasSSSBBTsSSSSSSBSSBSSBSSassWI ' - " ' " S ' " THE ADVERTISER ft. W. rAIBBUOTUKK. T. C. HACKER. FAIRimOTUEfl & UiCKER, Publisher and Proprietors. rHE ADVERTISER o.'w.rAiRiiROTHrr. t.p.hacxm. FAIRHROTIICR & HACKER, Publishers &. Proprietors. Published Every Thursday Morning AT BUOWNVILI.E, NEBRASKA. ADVERTISING RATES. Onelnch.one yer- Each succeeding Inch, per year One Inch, per mnnth.. -,,, .10 00 s eo 190 TERMS, IN ADVANCE: One copy. oneyear Each additional Inch, per mnnin. SO Leeal ad vertlements at lees I rate- Cneqnare (lOllnes of Nonpareil or leOfirst Inserttftr ff.fO each subseqnentlnsertlon. 50c. arj-All translentudvertlsementsmnst be paid for In advance. S3 00 1 00 50 One copy, six months- ctMAvnnv. three month. a-' N'o nanersent from theofncenntllpald tiT. ESTABLISHED 1S5C Oldest Paper in the State. BEONVILLE, KEBEASKA, THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 27. 1S79. VOL. 24.-NO. 23. It EA.D I X(S MATTER OX EVERY PAGE OFFICIAL PAPER OF THFCOrXTT u r s v. I 7 w OFFICIAL DIRECTORY District Officers. B.n.pnt?vr. Jndge. District Attorney District Cleric. J.y. nil - William, il hoover Conntv Officers. TrtTV STljr.I. County Jndtje WlLOV MAJORS Cleric and Recorder 1 it mr MORE- Treasurer W VMACK-ZITI JHiwM Vn PxitirFR SZ Coronei V.ufsv IlvOKEttlTI Surveyor PRIMP CROT'i-BU School Superintendent "iV Vl. hShlMAX Commissioner, I. K. PEERV, ) City OScer. w t nmER; -- y I.. i-iinr.mtRn- J. It. TiorKER Police Judee Cleric ..Treaurer . Marshal JOHN. W. LOVE rOUNCII.MEN. L.i.noniNov h. A.rsr. w ..1st Ward josEPn w.a. ini OSEPH nv.i W.A. imKIN-. ..2nd Ward A. ir.ntr.MiUE, K EEWrs HIM. ..3rd Ward K-IIOODAltr. SOCIAL DIRECTORY. Chnrclios. SlnOindlst E. rhurrh.- Service-.each " atlO-.Wa. m.. and 7-M n. m. Sun lav School at Z'( n. m. Praver Metlnp; Thursday evening, fi. P.Wir.so-j. Pastor. -reshs terlnn Chnrrh.-fiervtce eaehbhnth mio-iiH. m.. and 7:1 p.m. Srhhath rhy arter rnorMns services. Prayer M"'ns JCVnJ evenings at 7:l o'clock. W. J. W.r.BF.n. Pastor. Christ's Chnr-h.-Kervlcrs everv Panda v. a rO-.IOa. m. nnd 7-00 n. m Rnndav School ntpp.m Rkv. Mattkkw Hk.n-ry. Missionary In charge- Jit. PlrnfriimlierHnrt r". Church lour nV. .iitl.-wetnrRronnie. ser vices first Sabh ith in each month. It. J. JOlis hos. Pastor. Ine everv Snnd-v It a. m.. end 7: .0 p. rn. Rible Jteartineand "ra.-n11'nc everr Wedne-dav evcnlnc. KlderO.ns Itowe preaches the second Hunday In everv month. Catholic-Services every h nndav of" month, at 10 o'cloch a. m. Father Cummlsky, Priest. !SeTinol. Brivnvll!e Union O-Tdrd Schools. II. M. NvallaT- Prlncll.al: Miss Allro Hltt. Assistant JJlch School : Miss T.on Tucker. ""n"nftI,Tr nartment; Miss Crlla Fnrnas. M I'n'Viw Miss Emma I Holtr.. 1st Intermediate: MUs KmmiClarlc.si itwimv: im "?: - Donald and Miss Emma J. Morean. lst.Prlmary. Toiaple"of Honor. nroivnTillr I.ode. No. meets every Man- d?vevVnlnVinOdd Fell.. Hall. Vlsltlnc broth ers cnrdiallv welcomed. Jno L. Carson. W.UT. Wm. II. Hoover W. llec.; T.C- Hacker. I.. I. JnvenlleTrmnle, meets every "av -noon. Miss i:race Stewart. C T : Miss Marj nackar.Sec: Mrs. I.s.Mlnlck-.Supt. RedTRihljon Clnb Jfeets the first Tiiffsdav of each month.B. M. Hal ley, Pres.; A. IT.Oilmore.ec. I. O. of O. F. t ,m.r.Vii..'i. l.O.O. V. necular meetlnss Tuesilav evening ol each eek. Visit ing bntliers resp-ptfnllr invited. A. H.OIImore, Nrl. las. Cochran, Sec v. Vtn i-"i I'ltr T.odac No. 40. T. O. O. K. Me.s'VeryStaturday. Philip Crother. N.ll. T. C. Klmey. It. Sec. Knictta of PytWa. xr t-. i .ii- Vn. IS. K. P. Meets everj- WednesW evening In Masonic Hall VIsltlnit Knlchts rordiallv invuea. iu """. ' E. Uwman, K. of K. S. Masonic. Ncmasa Valley l.n.lcr Nn. 4. A . V. A. M. Stated meeting ""a'nrdav on or before the full of pad. moon." I-ode room open everv Sst.ir- 1sv venln.; for lectures. Instruction andj.ocIal Infrc-mrse. J.C.McNaughtou.W.M. B.F.-Sou- der. Sec. nrn-rnrillr CbiT.trr No. -1. R. ",I,;Ka n m-etlncsseeondThnrs'ltvnf aehmoMtli. A. II. Davison. M. E. II. P. it- T. Rniney. Sec Mt.rr.neICo-nmnnderrNo.:i.K.T.-Slated meetlncs eond Mnndav In esrh month. K. - Furnas. E.C.: A. W. VIckell.Rec. Rose nnd I.IlvCnnrlnrp.No. 03, K.R. O.R. A-r Meets at Masonic tlall on the irih Mnn dak uTvr? Furnas. M. P. So. U. T. Itamey. Secretary. A .1 n , Phinter Nn. i. Orderot the Eatern star. A5t"ted ,iMe ?.7Cs third Monday In each month. Mr. E. a Handley. W. M. Sociotioi. Conntr "Pnlr Aoelntion.-n. A. Hawler. President: John R-tb. VI-e Prt.: . A. Os orn. Becreterv-J M. Trowbrldce. Treasurer. Mana- ier-l"- O. Minick. S. Cochran. F E. Johnson. Thomas Rath. (leo. Crow. J. . Oavll. Whrirr oeIitlon-R-M. Bailey. Pres.: A.II. Ollmore.Sec W. II. Hoover. Chnrnl Ilnlon.-J. C McNauKhton. Prest. J. B. Docker. Sec nink- l-nnnllr ssncInti"n.-W. T. Bogcrs. Prst. J. R. Docker. Sec. and Treas MetrooMltan Cornet Ttnn.l.-n.T. Smith . Mn sTcal Director. K. Hnddart. Treasurer and Busi ness MatiRRcr. BUSINESS CARDS. A R. HOTjTjADA. J , Phyalclaw, Sitrsron. Obstctrlclnn. Oradnated In ISM I.ocnt d In Rrownvlllc 18S5. Oiace.H Main street, Brownville, Neb. l. Hur,mmr. . ATTORN KV AT TiAW And Justice or the !aee. OtHce In Court House Bull dine. Brownville. Neb. CTUTiL & TnOVAR. O ATTonsnrs at i.aav. OTIce. over Theodore Hill A. Co.'s store, Brown vllle.Neb. VTTOaKV ATI.AW. OTIee over J. L. McJeeJt Bro'sstore. Brownville. Nebraska. O A. OSUOHN. O. ATTORNEY AT I.AAV. Omee, No. A Main street, Brownvlle, Neb X H. RROADY. tj Attorney mil Connaelor nt liar, OfflceoverStato Bank.Brownvllh .Neb. V)TT T. ROGERS. VV . Attr inmrr mid Conelor t Law. ,r-.ii-i'.tiiuiir .trenttrtn to anvlealbiislness ntmstedtohlscare. Oillce in the'Roy huIldinR, Brownville. Neb. T W. GIBSON, BOACICSMITII AND HORSK SHOER Work done to order and satisfaction cuaranteed First street, betwesn Main aud Atlantic. Brown vlltc.Ncb. AT. CLINE, FASIIIOXABT.E ROOT AND SHOE 3IAKER rrtc-rnxr U'nniT n-uiotn order, and fltsalwayr Knaranted. Repalrine neatly and promptly done. hop. No. Zi Main street. Brownville.Neb. JACOB MAROHX, MERCHANT TAILOR, and dealerln FJneEnplUh.Fienrh, Scotch and Fsncx Clot Us Testings, Etc., Etc. Rrowiivillc. HTebrnuUn. jD M. BAILEY, Slliri'EltASD DKALERIN LIB stock: JIROVrxriLLH. XEBRASITA. Farmers, please call and get prices ; I want to handle your stock. Office 11 Main street, notdley building- B. Bell Andrews, M. D. HOMEOPATHIC SURGEON. 3 Will give prompt attention to all night calls-u Special attention given to Medical and Snrcleal ) i PHYSICIAN & Diseases of Women, ana neoiciiana Miiwcal Iis eayesortheEye. Odlce In rear of Nlckell's Druif. tore Keldence 4 doors North of Rratton's ntnre' en HTth tret. in tho Vnncll Knuw. am j T. -A. BAT.H Is dow proprietor of the itjfMttt, anil Is prepared to accomodate the public with GOOD, FRESH, SWEET MEAT, Gentlemnnlv and accommodatinK clprka will at all tlines he In attendance. Your patronage solicited. IlemetnbiT the place tlieold PascoPKhop, Maln-st., MSrownvillc, - .Nebraska. TOISO The old Barbershop N'o. 47 Is now owned and run by J. H. Hawkins. It Is the best fitted shop In the city, nnd the place isjgenorally patronized by the people.- Mr. Hawkins keeps no assistants who are not Experts at The Business, and gentlemanly and accommodating In their conduct. All kinds of T0KS0RIAL WORK dono'promptly and Ratlsfactlon'guaranteed. THE BEST DYES made are always In preparation. At Xlio Orogeryahd provision y stork of n T. X-i. oToixc Ik the place to get Groceries, J'rorisions, Confections, Fine Ciyras, Toilet. Soap. Canned Goods, Fresh Batter, Etc., Etc., Etc. We alo keep all the best brands of Hour, nnd everything usually kept In' h flrht cla.s grocery btore. I We have in con i:FEED STORE nectlon with bouse a flr.stc:ass ncler takes' Keepsafullllneot IBIlLCiSESftUSKETS Ornamented and Plain. Also Shrouds for men. Indies and lnfantw. All orders lert with Mike Felthouser will receive prompt attention. .93- Bodies Preserved and Embalmed. 5G Main Street, RR0WXYILL,XEB. CHARLES B09Y Hereby calls the attention of the people of Brownville and vicinity to the fact that he keeps a full line of the best FAMILY GROCERIES, PROVISIONS. FLOUR, CONFECTIONS, etc. And sells at the very Lowest Living Rates. also has a He ESTAURANnp Where Steal nt nil Hours are furnished upon tiie shortest notice. People from the country are Invited to call and get a "square meal" for only 23 CEWTS. George XOien9 OF TIIE M WEST END Tj MEAT MJCEl has re-opened his butcher shop, and keeps constantly on hand BEEF, PORK, MUTTON, POULTRY, and all kinds or SAUSAGES, Bologna, Pork in Casing S Looss. Liver PuddiDgs and Head Cheese a specialty. Highest market price paid for BEEF HIDES & TALLOW. DYKES'BEARD ELIXIR i n i T run -1 i-li1 inr i h t t. U wfc 'tX mt" J m foik. IC It4rf TsftWaksv.vAalf m CJ AIiih RIAL CT. T.. E.01T, Mm? R r5a33SOC r r t yaaBfcT J. V bM M?m9j Tm "w 'v -!-Tr-!ita7A'Mrr leuBuint' WORffl'SHflNGOLD. Pain cannot staj" where it Isusert. It Isthe cheap est medicine ever made Fivedrops cover a sur face as larceas the hand. One doe cures common Sore Throat. One b"ttle has cured Bronchitis. 50 cents' worth has cured an Old Standing Cough. It ptisitlvelvcurcaCatarrli. Asthma find Croup. Fif ty cents' worth has cured Crick In the Hack, and thesameqiinntity r.nnie Rack ofelcht yean.' stand lin;. It cures swelled neck and all other Ti.mors, Rhumatism. and Pain and soreness In any part, no matter where It may be. nor frem what cause it mav ari-e. It nl wavs'dow vou uood. Tweatv live cents' worth has cured b:.d cases of chronic and Itlnody Dysentery One teasjioonful cure? Colic in tlfteen minutes. It will cu e any case of piles that Is possible to cure. Six or elcht appllcmion are warran-ed to cure any ca.se of Excoriated Nipples or Indamod Hreast. ForRruises If applied oflen and bound up. there Is nev rthe slislitot dKcolor atiou to the skin. It stops t lie pain of u burn as soon as applied and Is a Ksitiverure for Chilblains. Frosted Feet. Roil. Warts, Corns and wounds of everv description on man or beast. Price. .V) cents uu'lti. rrilla;. I.-Icnitt. KOSTEIt, MILBUIIX .t CO.. Sole Proprietors. IIulTalo. N Y. Sold in Brownville by A. W. Nlckell. VUTHOIIIZED BV THE U. S. GOVEItSMEXT. OF BROW NVILL.E. Paid-up Capital, $S0,000 Authorized " 500,000 IS PBEPABED TO TRANSACT A General Banking Business BUY AND SELI. (JOIN & CURRENCY DRAFTS on all the principal cities of the United States and Europe MONEY LOANED On approved security only. Time Drafts discount ed. and special accommodntlonsirrantcd todeposit rs. Dealers in GOVERNMENT BONDS, STATE, COUNTY & CITY SECURITIES DEPOSITS Received pavable on demand, and INTEREST al lowed on ;lmc certificates of deposit. DIRECTORS. Wm.T. Den, B. M. Bailey, M. A Handley. Frank E. Johnson, Luther Hondley Win. Fralsher. .1011 X L. CARSON, . ft. DA VISON. Cashier. President. I. CMcNAUO IITON. Asst.Cashler. ESTABLISHED TN 1856. OLDEST ESTATE A.GKEiSrCY IN NEBRASKA. William H. Hooirer . Does a general Rial Estate Business. Sells Lands on Commission, examines Titles, makes Deeds, Mortgages, and all Instru ments pertaining to lue transferor Real Es tate. Has a Complete Abstract of Titles to all Real Estate In Nemaha County. IISTO- 43. Ml JOSEPH FN hi M Proprietor -A p .'rviir.iaAjfcumaau sBa Old Iteliable Ml yw3--3-.mru; i.ra.-iagra Give Him a Call And you lvill be well H V M M3 I Served vlth the best i tlic Market aflbrdx. r Jj 1TO. 43. TUTT5 $ifVJWW-i;jrr:PTi ' K. 3?3CVW lVVV!TSya?3i.TiUt !J' INDORSED BY PHYSiCiAG, CLERGYMEN AND THE AFFLICTED EVERYWHERE. THE GREATEST F3EDSGAL TRIUMPH QFjjig ASS. TflTTQ' CT 5 1 QE n- Tctt hr.s enc tvl !V ilcLODcceUudincombiumgin CURE SICK HEADACHE.!'" P"13 l,f.her""?- TfiVTift rri Stie30faSTEEK0TiiiNo, I U J S r t- K2;R0'rIV- aadal'u- w i i w J ti-"ulmpT!va Toxic t tU..w UYorLroIA, f Tbtrlr first apparent ., " " ,t acCectis toincrcssoths iFJTl'Q Pr! I Qlappetitehy causinsthc lilll O ri,!food to Vropcriy as- CURE CONSTIPATION. fshnUate. Thus the sys- Jteinis nonrhhed. aud TMTT'O Dn I rtS'jytUcirtcnlcscticncn lUi I O r I sLLwi'he digestive orenns, CliE PiLE? i resale crd lic-lMjy e- uat riLta. Bvacnat:caa are pro TUTT'S PILLS duced. The mpMi'v wfj which PERS0SS TAI'.F CURE FEVEBAND AGUE . ON FLESH t-.oo3 r TUTT'S PILLS uie iiuiacnce ci u.cta Dills, indicates Ihclr n- daptabilily to nou'', jthe lody, h "it iW-j ,cicacy in c:.njr ne.- CURE BILIOUS COLIC. t UTi S PSL.lSIchoy.dys,-v pria.:. " wimiw r i -i Bingoth;n:uscIc3,fi;ar cara K!DNEYCnphint.?iiCs3 of the jiyer. TUTT'S PILLS CURE TORPID LIVER. TUTT'S PILLS IMPART APPETITE. cnrouic con;i;pai na. and impart ids heait-. & Ftrragth to thefyistcia. Sold everywhere. Price 25 ce nf. OfSco 53 Murray Strcc:, NEW YORK. TETTER HEADS, m BILL HEADi Neatly printed at thiofflce. First National Bank III MEET. SK Baliyfllas Gone to School. The baby hasgone to school; nh, mc ! Whnt will the mother do. With never a call;to button or pin, Or tlea UttlcbtioeT How can she keep herself busy all day, Witli the little "hindering thing" away? Another basket to fill with lunch, Another "good -bye" to say. And the mother stands at the dcor to see Her baby march away ; And turns with a sigh that Ik half relief And half a something akin to grief. She thinks of a possible future morn, When the children, one by on, Will go from their home out Into the world To battle with lire alone. And not even the baby be left to chper The de&olutc home of that future year. She picks up garments hens and there, Thrown down In earless haste. And tries to think how It would seem. If nothing were displaced. If the house were always s.tlll as this, How could she bear tiie loneliness ? GERTEUDE'S STRATAGEM. My pisfer Patricia was nn hplresn. Strange enouph, for we liad ahvaj-s been terribly pnnr down at Low britle, my widowed mother liringitm up her four daughters with the great est difficulty ; but, when brought up, were worth looking at, I believe. Healthy habitB and frugal living are apt to make good conditions, and Bpbs and Amy and Patrioin and I wer as bright and handsome girls as are often seen. Bess and Amy were twins, with eyes as blue as the wea near which they were born, roy cheeks, nud long, light-brown curls; Patricia was a sparkling brunette; while I was a perfect blonde, with crinkled hair like molten gold. Great had been our pxcltement, when Aunt Betty wrote from Fairhaven : "Dkar Sistkr-inLaw: T am go ing to do myself the pleasure of visit ing you thiB summer. I hear that brotlier Abel left four girl. nd I want to see them.. I am getting on in years, ami will make one of them my heires-." Aunt Btty, of Fairhavpn, was worth $100,000, if she was worth u ennt. Well, in due time she came. She put up at the hotel, for our cottage nt Lowbridge wasn't big enough to hold her. with her maid, coachman and carriage, but fortunately that was close by, and she spent the larger half of three days with us. Wo oil IlimiQilit Jtuaa would be. llP-T choicp, for fatherhad named her Eliz abeth, for Aunty Betty, though hIip had always bepn "Bess" with us. But it was neither of the twins, and it was not I. It was Patricia. "Where did that girl gpt her black hair?" Aunt Bettj asked, as soon as she saw her. "I think she looks likp my brother Luke, don't you?" asked my mother, with a wistful look. "The verj' image of him," answer ed Aunt Betty, turning pale. I divined thpn, as I learned after ward, that Uncle Luke had keen a lover of Aunt Betty's, when both were young, before their marriage, and the fact seemed to have a power oit her. She looked at'Patricia until the girl blushed rosy nnd red, and would have -lipped out. of the room, when slip railed to hor,nnd drawing her down upon her knees on a footstool before hr. she put a withered hand on each ide of the young cheeks, and said warmly : "My dear, you shall be my heires-!" So it was Patricia she chose to leave her money to, but we were not out in t he cold, for she sent the twins, who were only 16, to school for two years, ami invited me, with Patricia, to the Hermitage. It was her home a stately old mansion of gray stone, gloomy look ing on the outside, but luxuriously comfortable witliiu, without being in the least modern. We had pach a maid, and the free use of the hor.e and carriage. After making this pro vision for our comfort. Aunt Betty excused herself for making company of us, aud we were free as air to enjoy ourselves as we chose, provided we tid not interfere with her nap. We chose to make a great many acquaint ances, guided consciously by Aunt Betty's wisdom, and the result wa that I returned to Low bridge in tin Hummer, engaged to Mr. Clyde Sher rington. He was wealthy, handsome, agreeable, well connected. Every body said, "Gertrude has done well for herself." That autumn, Aunt Betty died. Patricia was to come in posstssian of her fortune in a year, when she wa 21 foil and undisputed possession of SI 00,000. It was arranged that we.wereall to come to the Hermitage to live. We did so, and lived there quietly as wa becotning, for nearly a year, when Patricia mndo the acquaintance of .Mr. Gage Redmond. She met him first at a funeral of all places! the occasion cau-ed by the deatli of our next door neighbor. Gen. De Ltcy, Gage Redtnoud being a neighbor of his. He wan well con nected, hut as poor as a church mouse, people said ; "so of course, lie whs after Patricia's fortune," mamma de clared. "Patriola Is rich and beautiful. Pray don't let her marry a fortune hunter, mamma," said I, looking up from a letter I was writing to Mr. Sherrington. "I would not if X could help It, bnt what authority have I. Gertrude?" ;aid my mother. "In n fex months, Patricia will be in undivided possess ion of her fortune. We are htre only by courtesj. The Hermitage is her home. I have no right to control her whatever." "But your Influence, mamma?" "Will have very little effect, if she sets her heart on this Gage Rich mond. Pray stop staring vacantly out of that window, Gertrude, and attend to what I say. I want assist ance In this matter." "Please excuse me; I am thinking of my own affair-, just now, mamma. They may be of no consequence to you, but my letter is a matter of some Importance to me." I did not mean to be saucy, only ppttNh; but mamma, having had long experience with four headstrong girls. Lore with me pntientlj "Well, finish your letter, Gertrude, and then utlvi-e mp." But my train of thought was bro ken, and after a few minutes, I put m3' sheet in the writing-desk. "What cau't be accomplished openly must be done by stratagem, mamma. It is probable this Gage Redmond is after Patricia's money. She is a great prize, matrimonially. Well, you say I am prettipr than Patty. Suppose I play decoy?" "What?" cried mamma. "Mr. Redmond is dark and reserv ed. IJam fair and volatile. Don't you think he will appreciate my style of beauty, if I tako a little pains to make him do so?" "But Mr. Sherrington." "I will tell him. He will not ob ject." "I think he will." "O, no; he will he interested In the good of the familj'. He comes next week. Fortunately, Patty is sick with a cold, and Redmond can see but little of her till then." Quite pleased with my scheme, I ran up stairs to irivp Patricia her cough drops, sitting down at the win dow of herroiitu, ami bowing oordinl Hy to Mr. Redmond, whom I could "ve writing in his uncle's study, in the great mansion across the way. The larches hid all the houses but that ono window. He was there h good deal, and I reflected that Patty' blue silk curtains were more becom ing to my style of beauty than hers "I'll bring my embroidery up and sit with you, Patty," I said. "Do," she said, "I am tired of watching, the evergreens Bwaying about tljd gay spring sky." So I filled my lap with rose-colored wTTrSt ed ', -"n nil Tramed myself in thp blue window of drapery, for Mr. Red mond's benefit. Just the colors to set "flfllip pink and snow of my com plexion. I had tho satisfaction of meeting hi pys more than once, when 1 glanced over the way. "Seems to me you've wonderfully jrnod spirits, Gert," remarked Patri cia, languidly. The De Lucy dinner bell rang, and Mr. Redmond disappeared. "Well, I inupt take them in anoth pr direction, now," I said, rising: "I can't givp any more time to you, si-, for I want to finish my blue Bilk suit before Mr. Sherrington corned. You'd better take a nap " Patricia settled herself ohpiliently among her cushions. Suddenly she lifted her be ititiful head. "lias Mr. Redmond callpd, to in quirp for me, to-day, Gerty?" "No, I believe not," I replied, in differently. She showed a moment's surprise, then settled hprself on her couch again, and in five mluutes, was sleep ing aweetlj. Tiie blue silk was finished, nnd hav ing laid aside my half-mourning for Aunt Betty, and donned it, thp family pronounced the effect charming. "Is Mr. Sherrington coming to night. Gertrude?" aked mamma. Yes." "I want to say to yon, my dear, that on Mr. Sherrington's account. I don't think you had better" phe whbpere-1, but I interrupted her, by my exit from thp npnrtment. Tb- next day brought Mr. Clyde Sherrington. "How delightful that thp spring Is at hand," snitl he, "the sunshine irrowing warm, and the grass spring ing! I passed a bit of wood coming up from the station, that is full of ar butus. We will havesome delightful walks, Gerty ; I utn very tired of city life." "Yes. Clyde, dear; but you spe I have been obliged to make a little plan which will interfere somewhat with the arrangement." I replied quickly. , "I want to lend you to Patricia." "Lend me to Patiicla?" "Ye-, while I lure away a most in eligible suitor she ha-. Mamma and I concluded that it is the only way." I added. Patricia has a fortune of about $100,000, you know." "Ye?." "Well, we think that Mr. Gage Redmond is after her money. He is only a biiefle;s lawyer. We can't afford to let Patty make such a match as that, aud so, as I don't think I'm totally an uninteresting person do you, Clj'de? lam going to iry anil flirt a little with Mr. Redmond. Now, yon won't be a bear, and sy no, will ycu, dear? And you'll try and help us. by devoting yourself to Patricia, won't you ?" At first, my companion did not be lieve I was in earnest, but when con virced of my sincerity, his Hstonish- meat was Inexpre??ible. I remember that Iip stammered out some faint oh- jpctlon, but I would not listen, and es. This is trite advice, readers, but edged that they had received satisfac beibre retiring that night, I whisper- we all stand in need of It. jorj. ed to man. tun tln.l I l.d made It all right with Mr. Sherrington, and she hud only to observe how nicely I would manage the whole affair. I sent Patricia off In the morning to find arbutus, with Mr. Sherring ton, while I waited to receive Mr. Redmond. When he came, I was in the gar den, and had ordered lunch an hour earlier than usual. My pale blue silk looked beautiful In the lawn-grass. "Pray come and see my tulips, Mr. Redmond," I culled, as he walked up the avenue. He came, pleased enough, and as he wbb especially fond of flowers, I bad no difficulty In detaiuiug him more than half an hour. Then, seeing him look at his watch, I observed : "We won't waitlunoh for Patricia, for Mr. Sherrington is with her. They have gone roaming off after spring flowers, and may not be back this three hours. Come in and have a bit of salad, with a cup of chocolate. Mr. Redmond. I made the chocolate my self, aud can recommend it." So I kept him auother half hour, aud he left, pleased with his visit. Patricia and Sherrington came back only fifteen minutes after the usual lunch hour, the former so delighted with a profusion of pink arbutus as hardly to heed when a servant in formed her that "Mr. Redmond had (tailed to see her, and stayed with Miss Gertrude for lunch." She had put the roy clusters In her dark hair, and on the bosom of her graceful gray dress, and flushed with her long ramble. I think I never saw her look so perfectly lovely. "He has been here. Very fine for you to keep her out of the way so long." I whispered to Clyde. He looked at me queerly, but said nothing. I did not want him to ex postulate with me, as I believed he wished to do, and so kept apart from liitn during the evening, leaving him to sing and play with Patricia. He was very interesting with his very natural manner of resprved modesty. I was glad Patricia found him so. Tie had pale, silken Iiuir. that fell in shadowy ctirisovpra bpau tiful forehead, and softly moduluted toiips. He contrasted nicely with her dark, spirited beauty. "Clyde has nn elder brother Ray mond just the one for Patricia. I wonder if it cannot be brought about?" But I soon had my hands full, forat all hours of the day aud night, Mr. Redmond came to tho Hermitnge. And il was not long before my success ts decoy was patent, to the most care less observer. He asked only for "Miss Gertrude." In three weeks the crisis burst upon me. He proposed. "I used to think Mr. Sherrington your lover," he said standing before me, the light nti his frank, handsome f'ice, "hut lato observations have hown me that his visits here are for votir sister. Since you are frpe. then will 3'ou not marry me? I can sup port you well, Gertrude, or I would not ask you to bind 3'our future with mine. The death cf my grandfather two years ago left me $-30,000, heide some real estatp. I have a pleasant home on the Hudson retired hut el pgant where I would like to take you. Whnt do yon think, Gertrude? Could you bp contented to leave your friends, and live at Rose Cottage with me?" My amazement allowed me to stnm mer nothing intelligible. In some distant way, I temporized the matter and begged Mr. Redmond to give me some time for reflection. He went away, making an appoint ment, for the next evening So thunderstruck was I hy the rev elations of Mr. Redmond's wealth, that I wandered about the house In dazed way, not heeding how mamma was fretting about Patricia, who had gone to ridp with Mr. Sherrington. "Whnt is thp matter, mamma is it going to storm ?" I paid at last. "To storm ? Nonsene! Where are your pyes Grtrude? It Is nearly 9 o'clock. Patricin has bepn gone seven hours with Mr. Sherrington, and I know something is wrong." "What?" I demauded, rousing my self. "I don't know." Nine. 10. 11 and 12 o'clock passed. Xo carriage no news. At noon the npxt day. the buggy drove into thp .yard. Patricia coolly presented her husband. They had bpen married the evpning before, by our pastor at Lowbrldge. "So nice nnd quipt," ald Patricia. "Xo fuss, no notoripty." She took her place coolly at the ta ble. "You npedn'l hcffaJe to take Cage now. Gprtrude He's dead In love with you ; and, as I like Clyde bst. I thought I'd dpcide the matter with out any complications." I think I was dumbfounded. But I found my tongue when Mr. Red mond came that evening, and said "Ye?. I give my experience for the benp fitof othpr. It is dangerous loan ing one's lover. If It pays to purchase costly agri cultural implempnte, itcprtalnly pays to take care of them, now that thpy are to he laid hy for a six month. The limp to care for all farm tools Is i note. Put them In complete order, that they may he ready for ue when needpd in the spring, and time prpss- Peter Cartvrriglit. Among thp most notable of the American pioneer preachers was Pe ter Cartwrlght, who wad born in Am herst county, Virginnia. in 1775, and died at Plea-ant Pla'ns, Illinois, 1872. When he was a child his parents re moved to Kentucky, where, about 1S01. he was converted by the instru mentality of an itinerant preaoher nnd joined the Methodist Episcopal church. He was ordained a deacon in 1803, as Elder in 1S0S. In 1S12 he was appointed Presiding Elder and acteti in that capacity sixtyyeara ; the last forty-five year in the Illinois Conference. During his ministry he received more tliau 10 000 into the Methodist church, baptised more than 12 000 persons, and forty-three years preached, on average, four sermons a eek. His "Fifty Years a Presiding Elder," and his "Autobiograpt y," edited hv Rev. W. P. Strickland, D. D., are a perfect storehouse of charac teristic anecdotes and reminiscences. Among these we find the following: One day on approaching a ferry across the river Illinois, he heard the erryman swearing terribly at the Ber mons of Peter Cartwright, and threatening that if he ever had to fer Ty the preacher across and he knew him, he would drown him In the wa ter. Mr. Cartwright, unrecognized, said to the ferryman : "Stranger, I want you to put me across." "Wait till I'm ready." Pnid the fer ryman, and he pursued the conversa tion and Btrictures upon Peter Cart wright. Having finished, he turned to Peter aud saiii : "Now I'll put you aoross." On reaching the middle of tho -tream Peter threw the horse's bridle over a stake in the boat, nud told the ferryman to letgo his pole. "What for?" asked the ferryman. "Well, you've just been using my name improper like ; and you said if I ever came this way you would trown mo. Now you've got a chance." "If your name Peter Cartwright?" asked the ferryman. " My name is Peter Cartwright." Instantly the ferryman laid hold of the preacher, but did not know Pe rer's strength, for Peter instantly seized the ferryman holding; him by tho nap of the neck, plunged him in to the water saying : "I baptise thee (splash) In the name of Satan, whose child thou art." Then lifting him up dripping, Pe ter asked : "Did you ever pray ?" "No." 'Then it's time you did." "I'll do no such thing!" answered the ferryman. Splash ! splash ! and the ferryman was in the depths again. "Will you pray now?" asked Peter. Thegn-ping victim shouted: ' I'll do anything you hid rue !" "Then follow me 'Our Father who art in Heaven.' "etc. Having acted as clerk, repeating af ter, the ferryman said : "Now let me go!" "Not yet," sub! Peter. "Yon must make me three promises: 1st, that 3'ou will repeat that praj'er, morning and evening, as long as 3'ou live. 2d that you will hear ever3' pioneer preacher that comes within five miles of this ferr3, and 3d, that yu will put every Methodist preacher over, free of expenss. Do you promise me and vow ?" "I promise," said the ferryman; mil strange to saj, that ver' man became a shining light in the church. A Base Proposition. A D'trolter who lias the reputation of being hard pa3, sa3'8 the Detroit Free Press, was waiteJ on the other day by a man who began : "Mr. Blank, I hold j-otir note for $7u. It is long past due, and I want ed to see what 3ou would do about it." "M3'nnte? Ah! yes. j-fs. this is m' note. For value received I prom ise to pa3:, and so forth. Have you been to the shavers with this?" "I have, hut none of them would have it." "Wouldn't eh ? And you tried the hanks?" "Yes, sir, but they wouldn't look at it."2 "Wouldn'teh? And I-uppnspyou went to a Justice to see about suing it." "I did hut he said a judgment wouldn't he worth a dollar." "Did eh? And now what proposi tion do 3'ou want In make?" "This in your note for $75, Give me $-5 and 3'ou can have it " "Five dollars' Xo, sir! Xo, Mr! I have no money to throw awuy, sir." "But it is 3our note." "True, ?ir; very true; but I'm not such an idiot as to throw away mon ey on worthies securities, no matter who signs them. I ileal onh; in first class paper, sir. and when that note lias a upRoti.thle value I will be pleas ed to discount it Good-day, sir, looks like settled weather again !" Two women at Union, Tennessee, had a dupl in rpgular man stvle. The- both fired at the word, and one hit a boy who was climhimr over the ' fence with a water melon and fhe''"',, from lli l,ody an1 "i" voting; other hit a calf in the field. Both having drawn blood thev ncknowl- When toSkim3Iilk. Thp New Eglaiid Fnrmer replies to the Inquiries of a correspondent when Is the proppr time to skim nilk. nnd whether it is always defera ble to remove, the cream when tb milk is sweet Xow this is a difficult question to answer In a few words, psrtly because there are so man3 oth er conditions connected with hutter making all of which have an Im portant bearing upon the question. Under certain conditions, We would prefer to have sourcream when taken from the milk, or certainly very soon afterward. There Is. probably, no month In the jear when dairymen are so much annoyed by bad behavior in cream as In November, and at a time, too, when the milk mayjbe kept an indefinite time without souring. We mlht answer that, when mljk In clined o kepp swpet for a long time, ve would prefer to have tho condi tions changed so that It should sour, nd when it sours too readily, we would endeavor to keep it sweet. In Jul3 and August, milk set In open pans without Ice. and in a warm room, inclines to sour too soon, bpforo the cream has time to rise completely. At this time we would change tho conditions eo that It shall keep weet longer. In cold weather, the crenm rises so slowly that it often becomes bitter in the pans. Here more heat is wanted, even though It tend to sour the milk. So, we would Pay, In cold weather keep milk where it will tend to grow sour in forty-eight hours, and in hot weather keep It from souring in less time than twenty-four hours. We prefer to have milk that Is net In open pans read- to skim in from twenty-four to twenty six hours, tho year round, and just ready to sour whpti the cream is removed, but not really sour, or thick, like curdled milk. We prefer to have tho cream slightly acid when it goes into tho burn, summer or winter, because it usually comes to butter more rapidly, while the quality is equalh; good as from perfectly sweet cream. Milk that lias become so sour as to curdle and to remain in Insoluble flakes will ho caught in the butter in tho form of white specks, much to its Injury both in flavor and keeping qualities. Sim ple souring, in its enrty stage. Is not injurious to cream for making good butter. Kama Farmer. In the Coils of a Serpent. London Telegraph. One of the most intrepid wild beast . tamers in Europe, Knrolyi, a Maygar " of ooIoshjiI Htature and extraordinary physical strength, has recently fallen a victim to a dread contingency of his perilous profession. He wuh perform ing before a crowded nuilienco in Madrid the other da3, one of his most sensational featc, which consisted In allowing a huge boa constrictor, over 'twenty feet in length, to enfold his hIy In its tremendous coils, when suddenly a piercing cry escaped him, which was greeted b3 the public u it h a round of applause, under the suppo sition that its utterance constituted n part of the performance. It proved, however, to he the outcome of a strong' man's death agony. The gigantio snake had lightPtied its colls and crushed poor Karolyl's life out of him with one terrificsqueezp. As his hpad fell back, and his ej'ea became fixed in a vlnsy state, the plauditB died away, and were succeeded by tho stillness of utter consternation. The snake and its lifcler-a victim Bwa3ed for a second or two of inexpressible horror, and then toppled over on the boards of the stage; but the boa did not in the lpast relax its grip upon tho corpse, which remained for more than nn hour Imprisoned in its hide ous thratldom, nobody daring to ap proach the lithe monster, of whoo powers Mich appalling proof had been given. At length it occurred to ono ofKnrolji's attendants to place o bowl of milk in n cage within sight of the mighty serpent, which slowly unwound itspif from the dead body and glided into its ilpn. irresistibly tempted theretoby its favorite dainty. A post mortem examination of the unfortunate athlete's remains discov ered no fpwpr than eight3"-seven frao tures of hjs hones, effected by the con striction of the serpent's coils. Hl death must have been almost Instan taneous, as. the spine wns disarticula ted In several placps. '1 . Ol i Smith f givingtrohble in Connecticut.- Smith livp.s in two townships. The hounda line bisects his houe. His leal re.-itJence might bo settled with ease If his bed were on either side or the line, hut, unhappily. Smith sleeps with his head and shoul ders in Trumbull township and tho rest of him in Monroe. Were the matter to' be settled according to the ansvrer given by a Sunday school boy in the good old days when Puritan Connecticut was more diligent than now ;n the study of its Shorter Cate chism, the trouble would soon be over. This Iio3' was askpil, "What i the chief end of man ?" He replied : "The end what'a got the head on." Be3-uid controversy the head end la the chief end of Smith. If his leg were awed oft" he could still vote. What might be left of him would probably be carried to thepolls in one of the wagons kindly ser.t for the aged and inllrm. Out sever Smith's 'power is gone forever. A man may go lo the polls on wooden legs, but no intelligent voter is supposed to hav a wooden head.