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Arithmetic, Geography, Euglish Grammat, and the His tory ol the UnitedStates, Instruction Isgiv cn In higher Arithmetic, Encltsh Analysis, and Physical Geography, each for a single term. TUITION FREK TO ALT. Kail Term begins Tuedny. September 10, 1S7S. and ends Friday, December IS). Winter Term logins Thursday, January 2. 1ST9. and ends March 2L Spring Term begins April I, and closes on the Second Wednesday of June, tho day oi thennnunl commencement. Cattalogue, contalnlnc full information can be had upon application to E. B. FAIKFIELD, Chancellor. Llncoln.JulyC.lSTS. --lyl and MORPHINE b.Ut aim. Utrly nA trt4ilj cured, r&ia Ifftt. No pabheitj:. Sod ,t&mp frr fall larticulirs. lr Cirkoo, iO 3. Cluk 5U, ChKifO, 111. III 1 utu TI10 Star-spangled Banner. O, eay can you bco from tho dawn'a early light, What so proudly wo hall'dot tho twilight's lust irlpjiniluir : Whose stripes and bright etars through the perilous nght. O'er tho ramparts wo watch'd wero so gal lantly streaming ; And the rockets' red glare, tho bombs burst ing lu air. Gave proof through tho night that our flag whs still there, O say, does that btar-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and tho home of the brute! On tho bhorc dimly seen through the mists or the deep, Where tho foe's haughty host In dread si lence reposes ; What Is that which thebreezeo'er tho tower ing steep. As It lltfully blows, half conceals, half dls closes Now It catches the gleam of the morning's litHt beam. In full glory reflected now shines In the stream, Tls tho star spangled banner, O long may U wave O'er the land of tho free and tho home of the bravo ! And where Is that band who so vauntlngly swore. That the havoc of war and tho battle's con fusion, A home und a country shall leavo us no more? Their blood has washed oat their foul footsteps' pollution. No rcfugocould save thchlrellng and slave From the terror of flight or tho gloom of tho their rave: And tho star spangled banner In triumph doth wuvo O'er the land of the free and tho home of tho brave ! O thus bo It ever, when freemen shall stand Between their lov'd homo and the war's desolation. Blest with vlct'ry and peace, may tho Ileav-cu-rescued land Pralsothc power that hath mado and pre served us a nation ; Then conuuor we must, when our cause it is just. And this boourmotto 'In God Is our trust!' And the star spangled banner in triumph shall wave O'er the land of tho frco and the home of the bravo! THE WILLOW SWITCH. About 40 years ago a large part of Central Now York, that la now fast becoming a garden, was almost a new country, and people talked of "mov ing West'' when they emigrated from tbe banks of tbe Hudson to those of the Genesseo." SHU ono of tbe cities on tbe line of tbe Erie Canal was even then a town of some importance and boasted much of what then amounted to wealth and even aristocracy. Of this latter class bad been tbe family of Judgo Morton, but sundrj' unlucky speculations bad mado it im possible for him to retain his accus tomed position among bis old neigh bors, and be was about to seek a new field in one of tbe younger settle ments. -Every--thing bad long-been prepat ed, the wagons were laden, theadieus for tho most part had been said again aud aguln, and a part of the cavalcade was fairly under way. The heavier goods, indeed, had been Htarted two or three days before. The ladies of the party ns well as the gentlemen had decided to attempt tbe journey on horseback, well aware that tho condi tion of the roads, even though spring was now advanced, could not safely be depended upon. Apart from the rest, mounted on a stout and quiet-looking pony, sat a young lady of some 18 summers, in whose rosy cheeks and bright black eyes tbe excitement of tbe occasion seemed almost to have overcome its sober suggestions. Still, something like a shade was on hor face as she leaned forward in her eaddle and con versed in low tones with a gentleman whosearm was thrown oarelossly over the neck of her pony. Never mind me, Charllo ; why, it Isn't three days riding at the very worst, aud that won't hurt me.' 'But me, Susie! I am ordered 01T for a long cruise, and I can not tell when I shall see you again.' But you will come back ?' YeB but when ? And will you? Will I what, Charlie?' Wait a moment, Susie !' And the young man, who was in the undress uniform of a naval ofiloer, sprang off to tbe side of tbe road, where eoms willow trees were grow ing in untrimmed luxuriance. Catch ing hold of one of tbe gracefully bending bows be cut therefrom a long and pliant slip, with whioh he return ed, stripping off the leaves as be came. There, Susie, that will answer for a riding-whip, but do not wear it out on your pony, even if tbe roads are bad.' Why not, Charlie?' 'Because at the end of my cruise I shall come back to claim it. Will you keep It for me?' A very soft light stole into the black eyes; but she said in a low voice, 'Yes, Charlie, I will keep it. But are you sure you will come to claim it?' If I live, Susie.' Ah I then it Is good-by, Eure enough, now, for father Is calling me. Good-by, Charlie!' There was a most passionate earn estness in tbe young oflicer's reply, and he stood gazing after the pony and his mistress long after they were hidden by a turn of the road. We can not follow him, however, by land or sea, for our business is with the willow switch. If Susie's pony suffered on tbe road it was not from any excessive applica tion of Charlie's queer memento, and on tho third day, about noon, Judge Morton rode up to tbe side of his daughter and announced that they were close at their journey's end. They were nearly at the fork of the road, at the foot of a gently sloping hill, and just whore the two ways met a little spring bubbled up and wan dered off into an adjoining meadow. There were more signs of Improve- I ruent than Susie bud expected, but enough of wilderness remained to add to tbe rural beauty of tbe spot. 'Our now home,' said the Judgo, 'will be on the top of this knoll when It is built, and our present quarters, Buoh as they are, will be a little fur ther on.' A Budden thought seemed to have entered tbe brain of Susie. 'Father, won't willows grow from slips?' 'Yes, my dear ; that's tho usual way of setting thorn out.' 'And they wan't water, don't they ? Is this one fresh enough to grow?' 'I should say it was ?' 'Well, then, may bo wo can have something growing here to remind us of our old home. In an Instant Susan was down from her pony, and tho willow switch was carefully planted, just above tho little spring. It would have all the water it wanted, at all events. And then Susie and her father rode on to their new home; but there was a warm nutter at ine young gin s neart anu a blush on her cheek, as she wondered, Will it ever grow?' The new settlement was a good one for the Judge,Faud Susie's willow prospered famously. Even the rudo farmer boys had learned how it came there, and respected it religiously, while a little paling kept off intru ders. Susie's heart throbbed high with hope aud faltb, at times, as she noted tbe wonderful vitality and pros perlty'of her leafy favorite. It grew as if it had a duty to perform and was determined to do it well. And tbe little spring bubbled up more briskly from under it, and seemed to mur mur softly, 'He will come ! Ho will come!1 Still, one year and another and an other went by and Charlie did not come, and letters were terribly uncer tain and far between. All around tbe world he had been sent, and Susie's heart at times grow sick and weary In spite of the willow. But she bad other suitors, for her beauty Heemed to grow every day, and her father was getting along well In tbe world once more. Truth to tell, Susie had something of a Mother Eve In her, and was by no means adverse to admiration and attention. So it happened that one day In June of tbe fourth year of the residence of the Mortons in tboir new home, just as the sun was setting, Sueie found herself taking n stroll along tbe sha ded roadside, accompanied by the handsomest and moBt favored of-kerUtii numerous train of worshipers. They did not seem to bo in a talk ing humor, but walked slowly along until they came to the forks of the road and paused a moment by the side of tho spring. Here, at last, the youug man seemed to have found bis tongue and he pleaded eloquently and passionately for the half-reluctant hand wbioh he had seized in both his own. Still Susie was silent, and ft may be that the bubbling spring and tbe sighing willow were tulking to her; but just then they heard the sound of horse's hoofs coming at a quick pace up the road, and in a moment more t rider drew his rein beside them aud asked politely if ho could be directed to tbe residence of Judgo Morton. Tbe young mau bad dropped Susie's hand, and, half-vexed at tho inter ruption, was proceeding to give the desired Information, but bis words were not listened to. The horseman was leaning forward in his saddle, aud had fixed a gaze of earnest penetration on tbe face of Su sie Morton, on which tho blushes had given way to a deadly pallor. Susie, I have come! The willow' The light came back to Susie's eyes in an instant, aud, with a long sigh of relief, she pointed to the lithe branches which swept her shoulders, and answered, 'Here it is, Charlie ; it has been growing ever Bince you went away.' Susie's other companion was not obtuse enough to linger longer in the shade of such a tree as that, and be fore she returned to the house Char lie had reclaimed his gift. The eong of the spring only changed enough to sound like 'He baa coino ho has come!' Thirty years went by, and the Mor ton willow kept on growing, until it became a well known landmark, tow ering high In tho air above the little spring at the forks of tho road. But 30years work changes In other things beside trees, and a slip from the wil low had been dissevered to grow above a little mound in tho village graveyard, for the Judge slept, like a true American, not with his fathers. Every thing else had undergone changes, If not always Improvement, and at last came tho fearful changes of the war of the rebellion. It was not many days after the Get tysburg fight aud a matronly lady In deep mourning, supported by a fair young girl similarly clad, walked slowly and feebly down the sloping road to tbe spring. 'If there is a bough within reach, dear, I would rather gather it myself, aud then if I can find where they have laid him I will go and plant it with my own bands.' One long, sweeping branch of the willow tree seemed as she approached it almost to be held out to her with sympathizing purpose, and with a pale face and quivering lips she was proceeding to sever the slip she want ed, unmindful of tbe rattle of coming carriage-wheels. As for her girlish companion, she had sunk down upon tho grass aud covered her face with her bands. The good lady'a tremb ling fingers almost refused to perform their duty, and the carriage drew w.Uhin a few paces of her just as Bhe severed the slender rod. Well, mother, I hope that yon are not cutting that for me,' said a cheery but somewhat feeble voice from tbe carriage. The young girl sprang to her feet, but only just in time to save her mother from falling, though she did noC quite faint, and recovered quickly. 'Oh, Charlie, my boy .'my boy !' Here I am, mother hurt, 6ure enough, but In no need of a willow yet; am I, father?' Not by any meanB,' said a hale and hearty old gentleman, In a naval un dress, who now sprang out of tbe car riage; 'and they've given us both a furlough, though mine is a short one. This willow was always a good omen.' Aud again the spring seemed to bubble up softly, 'He has come! ho has come!' And the old lady, and the young lad', too, sobbed and laughed, and kissed the returned warriors, till the good mother, with the bit of willow still in her hand, kuelt down In tbe shade of the memorial-tree, to pour out her thankfulness to Him who had made her prosperity to grow with its growth, from tbe day when she sprang from her weary pony to plant it. Slio Was Willing to Tny. No ono oan blame her for being mad ; and she was mad, too. The little vagabond came into tbe hail on Fayette street, and wanted to sell some matches. She didn't want any matches; but be drew her atten tion by asking if her husband's name was John. "Yes, his name is John, and what of that?" "Guess I hadn't ortbr tell," said the match peddler, sliding towards the door. "O, yes, you had what is It, my boy? speak right out," replied the woman, struggllngwlth curiosity. "But I'm 'fraid he'll lick me," said tbe little wretoh. "O, no, be won't ;;I'll take care of you ;" jealousy was just beginning to warm up; "no he'll not lick you; wouldn'tyou llko a piece of cako, my boy," and she brougbt:hInl out a big chunk. l'.Now, what is it what did he'do?".; ; ybnofcrHuoihe was only walkiu1 Trttb-l'f8t.', That t'at first" settled the matter ; she was Blazing with jealousy. "W&l-frwell, whatdid he do next? O, that' Villain ! Come, young man, then what did he do? Do you know who she was? Come, speak up." The boy opened the door and stood In tho opening. He began to whim per a little. "O, I can't tell, mum; I didn't know's yo'd 'care. Yes, I kuow'd who she was, but I can't tell ye ; ho'd kill me." "See hero, you young'villaiu, you'll never step out of this house till you do tell me.'1 but the boy dodged her and was on the steps. So she coaxed him. "O.como back, my little man ; I was only foolin' ; Jest wanted to see if you'd bescared; como come back in, and I'll give you something nice." The boy reluctantly stepped into the doorway again. "I don't waut to tell ye," he snivel ed ; I know he'd give five dollars not to say a word about It, an' I guess I'll go an' see him 'bout it," and be slid towards tbe door again. "Hold on hero, what can I give you? I haven't got much money, here here's o dollar; will you tell-me all about it now ? Come that's a good boy ; now, what did he do, who was she?" The boyook the money looked It over to Eee If It was good, stuffed It In to" his pooket, looked up at the wom an, and replied in a whisper "He kissed her, marm right on these steps." "0, that villainous deceiver!" wrinpinc her hands. "But I'll make her wish she was cremated when I get bold of her! O.John, John could you ! Here, boy, take this fifty centB; and now tell me who It was." By this time the boy was down on the steps ; but he looked back, smiled compassionately, and said "It was you, marm, when he went away to his work," and he went down the street at a high rate of speed. A few days since a party of gentle men were together. One man, a jok er, stepped up to a member of the par ty, and holding a long hair before his eyes, said : "See hero, old fellow, this look suspicious. Where did this long hair come from?" "Why, that's from my wife's head!" "Are you sure of It ?" "Sure of It ? of course I am. You don't suppose you would find any other woman's hair about me, do you?" "No, probably not; but I am sorry you are so sure it s your wife's hair, for I just picked it off tbe coat of this gentleman," point ing to a friend near by. - It's going to be real fun In Ohio to see tbe old Pugh-Thurman-Vallan-dighammer Democrats raising tbe bloody shirt, and shouting of their glorious deeds In the war. The boys who marched to the sea can remem ber when it was not thus. An accountant who visited Bunker Hill Monument says it is the longest column he ovor footed up. America. Freedom's sons, come Join In chorous. Praise this favor'd spot of earth, Pralbo tho skies now smiling o'er us, Pralso tho land which gave us birth. Praise the land which gnvo us birth! Though our sky is often frowning. Though our land is roush and sear; Health and peace our labors crowning, Bless tho cheerful spirits here; Health and peace our labors crowning, Bless the cheerful spirits here! Hero aro equal rights defended. Riches All tho busy hands; Then be welcome kind extended To th oppress'd from other lands. To th oppress'd from other lands ! Let them come and join tho chorus, Let them pralso this spot of earth ; Praise tho skies now smiling o'er us, Pralso the land which gave us birth, Praise the bkles now smiling o'er us, Praise tho laud which gave us birtli ! Freedom's sons of every nation Here a hearty welcome greet. While no haughty tyrant frowning. E'er invades your calm retreat. E'er Invades our calm retreat. Come and help us swell the chorus, Pralso this hallowed spot of earth ; Pralso the skies now smiling o'er us. Praise the land which gave uh birth ; Pralso the skies now smiling o'er us, PruliO tho laud which gave us birth ! THE SICK ARTIST. Wo kept a boarding house,. Mltty and I. To be sure, people said it was a great shame that Mr. Fontaine's daughters should stoop so low In life as to deal out their hospitality for money. But Mitty Bald and Mitty has a great deal of common sense that wo must live, and all the genteel company that came to visit us would notput so much as a penny in our pockets towards coal and taxes. Mrs. Hall, who lived next door to us, said sho kuew wo wouldn't mako it pay. No one but an experienced house.keeper could make it pay. Miss Cynthia Caldwell thought that it would have been much nicer and more select to do fine sewing, or get a placets governess, or something of thatsort, which wouldn't have been quite so public. Old Feruleaf Eald his daughters shouldn't visit us, aud Dr. Mlllett looked thoother way when he brought his fasblonablo new bride to town and met Mitty face to face in tbe street. Dear me,' said Mltty, laughlug ; 'what a queer world this Is.' But I was angry enough to cry. 'No matter, Mitty,' said I ; we will teaeh them that we can be quite inde pendent without them.' Well, as time went on, wo had sev eral boarders. OldjMr. Pettigrew and his niece Clarissa, the two Mr. Hen leys, and tbe minister's niece, who gave lossons In wax flowers and water-color paintings. .Our roomB wore full, all except the little one over tbe wing. Kate,' said Mitty, triumphantly, we are making money. I put eleven pounds in the savings bank to-day, ovor and above all expenses for the past month.' 'I dare say Mrs. Hall Baves more than that,' said I. I think very likely,' said Mltty. 'Only, you see, Mrs. Hall does every thing on a grander scale than wo can pretend to keep up with. Wo do our own marketing, wash and iron our own table linen, and sift tbe ashes on the sly, while Miss Hen rietta Hall Is practicing 'The Maid en's Prayer' on tho piano.' 'But then,' observed I, 'we are not such fine ladies as Mrs. and.Miss Hen rietta. We aro only two poor little old maidswboareobllged to earn our own living.' 'Kate, you are'not an old maid,' iu dignuntiy cried out Mitty. 'And you are as fresh as a rosebud beside Henrietta Hall,' said I, patting her cheek. 'Do you know, dear, I think hard work agrees with both of us.' So things went on, until ono sum mer evoning we were ou't on our steps, when there was quite a commotion In the carpeted hall of our neighbor, Mrs. Hall. 'Of course he must go,' Mra. Hall's voice shrilly announced. 'It was a great imposition on me that he shotfld ever come hero. I supposed he was an author, or a lawyer, or some Buch genteel occupation, and now, you eee, he's nothing but a painter. A com mon painter. 'An artist, ma'am,' suggested Mr. Birdseye. And wbero's the difference, Ishould like to know?' sputtered Mra. Hall. Except that one has at least dally wages to depend upon, and the other hasn't. And now here ho la down with scarlet fever or small pox, or some such hideous ailment, and ' 'Only a malignant form of Intermit tent fever, ma'am,' again meekly put in Mr. Birdseye. 'No matter what name they call it by,' said the lady, waxing hotter and hotter in the ardor of discussion. 'I don't keep an hospital here, and if I did, I wouldn't harbor any Buch low trash. So the oooner he packs off, tbe better I shall be pleased.' But where Is be to go?' asked young Diederman. 'He has no friends that anybody knows of, and ' All the'raore reason It should get him off my hande as quickly as pos sible,' said Mra. Hall. 'The Idea of my becoming responsible forhla fun eral expenses, or ' Hush, Waller will hear you,' Inter rupted Mr Birdseye. 'His window Is open.' I don't care if he does hear me,' snapped Mr3. Hall. 'He ought to be ashamed of himself, coming here under such circumstances as this. But he goes, sick or well, before sun set this very night. There are public hospitals enough, I suppose.' 'Plenty of 'em,' said Mr. Birdseye, j dryly, 'and while ho is waiting for all the forms to be gone through with, In order to gain admission, he will most likely die In tho street." Well, let him die,' said Mrs. Hall. 'That's no busiuess of miuo that I know of. Mitty looked at me. I looked at Mitty. Our eyes both sparkled mute telegraphic messages to each other and I spoke out of tho choking in dignant fullness of my heart. 'Mrs. Hall,' orlei I, 'Mr. Waller may come here, whoever he is. A sick man, friendless and alone, should be able to claim brotherhood. with all the world. Mltty and I will take care of him until he Is able to take caro of liimaAlf ' Mrs. Hall took us at our word with extreme promptitude, and before nightfall poor Bornard Waller was snugly Installed in the little vacant room over tho wing a pale, ghostly looking creature, babbling idly of peoplo and places on tbo Continent that we never had heard of. Dr. Millett shook his head very gravely. 'He la a very siok man,1 was his verdict. Kate,' whispered Mltty, when tho doctor was gone, and tho 6lok man was all still aud settled for the night, suppose suppose ho should dio !' In that case, Mltty, I dout think we should ever repent that we had dono our duty.' 'I am sure we should not,' said Mlt ty, softly. But Bernard Waller did not die. Ho got well and, of course,, accord ing to all tho ruleaof true love, ho lost his heart to MItty's blue eyes and pret ty face. 'You'll nover allow your sister to marry a paluterl'sald Mrs. Hall, Bplte fully. I am sure I bavo no objections to ber becoming an artist's wife, as long as they love each other,' Bald I, laugh ing. Well, really,' said Mrs. Hall, 'ift wore my Henrietta ' 'But it Isn't your Henrietta,' I Inter rupted, a little sharply; 'it Is our Mit ty, and she has chosen to suit herself, and I, for one, am entirely satisfied.' Well, they wore married in a quiet sort of way. I am reaching the end of my story now the romance that Irradiated our lives, when the cako was out, and Mitty and Bernard had gone on their tour, with humble little mo along In tbe capacity of bridesmaid. Wo had traveled all day, and to wards night, on a glorious October day, wo drove Into the gate of a spa cious old place, where were octagonal towers and ivy-mantled walls. 'O, what a flue old placo !' said Mlt ty. Ah, look at that lovely glitter ing fountain, and tbe beds of soarlet geranioum. Bernard are you going to sketch tills place?' 'I uiay, in tlmo,' said my sister's husband, composedly, as he sprang out and opened the carriage door. Areyou going to get out her, Bor nard? Do you know tbo people?' But beforo ho could answer, the great carved oak doors flow open re vealing a stately eutrauco hall, with a fire burning at tbe farthest end, and a mods-colored carpet on the floor. Wax lights glowed softly, pictures gleumed down from tho walla, chairs upholstered in violet velvet stood around. To Mltty and mo it was like a glimpse of fairyland. Who liveslbore, Bernard ?'.'8till per sisted Mitty, U3 she advanced timidly up tbe broad marble steps. 'I do. Welcome home, sweet wife, welcome home, sister.' I stared blankly at his bright face. 'But, Bernard, we thoughtyou were poor.' Did I ever say I was? When I camo to B. to sketch, I certainly eaw no occasion to proclaim my private af fairs to the good peoplo there. I en gaged a room at Mrs. Hall'n because It was convenient. When I was HI and delirious, I could not tell tho truth. When I knew how good and true you two dear girls were, I resolved that I could wait and give you a surprise. I was only an amateur artist. I am rich, but I am Bernard Waller still.' Now wasn't that a romance ? And you see, It really happened to Mltty and me, and we are fine ladies now, and drive about with our open ba rouche and cream-colored horses. And you can guess how discomfited Mra. Hall und Henrietta were when they first heard the real position of the sick artist. Peer, who jumped from the suspen sion bridge at Niagara Falls, a few days ago, wore a rubber life preserver, to lessen tbe depth of his penetration into tbe water, a sponge over hla mouth and nostrils to prevent the wa ter from being forced Into them; and thick cloth over hi3 feet and !eg3,"to prevent them from concussion. A brass wire, attached to hla ehouldera, was reeled out as he fell, with just enough tenaiou to keep htm in an upright portion. To Btrike the water flatwise would be certain death. Peer dropped 192 feet In four seconds. He was exceedingly nervous jUBt before tbe feat, and it was thought his cour age had given out. "Tbo moon la always just tbe same," he said languidly, "and yet I always find some new beauty in It." "Ita just so w 1th the elrcu," Bh6 an swered. He took the hint and bought tickets for two. Love oannot fully admit the feeling that the beloved object may die ; all passions feel their object to be as eter nal aa themselves. Sbarpor Than a Lawyer A wag of a lawyer, says the Iowa State Jicristcr, was sitting In his oflloo- the other day, deeply, engaged in uu raveling some knotty question, when a gentleman entered aud inquired, "la this Mr. Z?" The student or Blnokstoua, raising hi&eyea from tbe legal book before him, replied: "It you owe mejiuythiug, or have any business in my line, then Z. is my name; if you have a olaim to present, then I am not the man. If you called simply for a social ohat, you may call me any name." "I propose to present you with, some business in your line. I have a. note of twenty-five dollars I want yon to colleot." awl handing; the lawyer a note departed, to call the next day. As soon as he was gone the lawyer ascertained that It was one of his owa promises to pay. The next day his client appeared and inquired, "Woli, what success ?" "All right; I have collected the money. Here It Is, less my feea," handing him fifteen dollars. "Good!' said tho orient. "I havo made two dollars and a half by this, operation." "How bo?" said ths. lawyer,. Well," roplied the client, " I tried all over the olty to sell your uoto for twelve dollars und a half, but could not do It." An Euglo Killing: Ducks.. A farmer and his sen, whliotna field near Centroville, Md., recently, witnessed a remarkable scene In mid air tho capturo of two duoks by a bald eagle. Tho farmer says: "Fai away in tho distance wo could dis co rn tho main, fiook, from which tho duoks had beeu soparated, flying steadily .to the cover of the forest. Tho eagle, would first younco upon one, and then relinquish It in order to capture tbo otlfer. Dropping that, ho would return to hla first capture, seemingly like the dog in the fablo, greedy to aecuro both. This waa ket.ft up for some tlmo, when tha eagle, suddenly darting foreward, struck ono of the bird with his talons then, swooping upon iho other, stiuok that too. Tho first bird foil at our feet ; wo had hardly time to pick it up when tho other fell, with the eaglo followlng. Wo picked up tho socond ono, and tho eagle, observing our presence, flew soseamlng away. On examination it waa found that tho ea gle had struck tbo duokaon-thtHiead.s nearly severing tho heads, rrom iuer bodies. They wero flne-slzed canvas baoks, aud we had them cooked for diuuer." m Ulllmato Nebraska. What Nebraska must beoomo irr;tho near futuro when her wealth and re sources aro fully davcloped cannot bo computed to-day. "Ultimato Nebras ka," with a virgin soli more fertile Minn nnv nortlon of tho old world, can sustain In comfort and wealth, n greater peoplo than the Declaration of Independence mado free, onohundred years ago. Four persona to tho square mile occupy Nebraska, while tho worn out soil or Europe ooniolns 00. The beauty of our prairie scenery can not bo placed on canvass, It must bo aeon to be appreciated. Suoh far reaching scope does tbe oye Bpan, that like the mental view of the future of this grand commonwealth (for it Is common to all that will occupy it!) broadens and expandauntll the vision like tho view mystlfieH and blends with tho eky In tho dim dlatanca. Ultimate Nebraska, with an aora. ot 75,895 square miles, with a soil from 10 to 100 feet deep can sustain at the same ratio of population as In the old country, 15t000,000 people. A Lectnrc. A poor drunken wretch beforo tho Omaha police eourt the other day ad dresaed the following to th& Judge. It la a strong temr3ranco lecture ; "Judge, you see me here In this sad plight. Once I had a name untarnish ed, a life unpolluted, an appetite that waa within my control. For flvo. yeara I studied law in Chicago ami in Cincinnati, and as you know, lam. a lawyer, and was admitted to- prac tlce before tb.e supreme court. For three yeara I preached thegospol,. af ter graduating at the theological. seia inary. But my God ! wbat bavo I ' come to ? A mere drunken whelp Without even my own eelf reapect left. Many tlmea, judge, I have been etrongly tempted to tako my own life. Indeed I hardly know whyl have not already done so; I have certainly seen . misery enough. lam as low down aa I can get, crushed, wortblosa, penni less, friendless, and no hopehereor hereafter." And yet we have those. In our mlds!! who argub that It la. right to license men to assist and en-,-courage such men In their downward road to ruin. Cop.k Bread. Beat the whites. and yelks separately of 2 ecg one pint of rich Bour milk, 2 tableepoona' of sugar and 1 of melted butter, and a, little salt; mix all well together ex cept the whites of the ecRR; roll per , t fectly free from lurapa two-thirds of a. teaspoon of soda into 1 pint of corn -meal ; sift together and stir Into the other ingredients ; beat well, and lastly, put in the well, beat en whites. Pour into a well buttered pan and bake'. i -