ti t; e OFFICIAI. DIRECTORY. District Officers. s. n.rouNTJ jr. C WATSON" WILMAJU: H. HOOVER Jud;e. District Attorney .tiBtrci merK. County O Ulcers. OHX S. TCT. County Judire WILSON" K. MAJORS A. ir.fUI.nOTCE . ii. v r. ck O 15. PARirKU JA.MB3 Jr. mCKE!! -Clerk and Ttecordor . -Treasurer -SheriR Ooronei Survevor PIIIIjII C'itOTIIHJ:. ...School Superintendent JOHN It. SHOOK 7y JOIIN II. POHIiirAN Commissioners J.la-IMUEIIY, City Officors. "W.t. p.oi:rs i.. l. iiurxrp.t) j. n. norKiut .. ITKV. B. THOMSON. JOHN. W. LOVE 'Mavor -Police Judgp Clerk Treasurer -.Marshal COUNCILMEX. tj.tiot:txsov JOSEPH Iil ..1st Ward W.A.JITJKTNS.- a. ir.orr iioitK t -2nd Ward 3rd Ward LEWIS nn.T.. KIIUWUKT, mn.,1. .. SOCIAL DIRECTORY. Clmrclms. ItFrtlinrlNt Y.. rJiurfli. ServicoacIi finbbntli nt 10:30 3. n.. n'tT7nn ,.. m. Smidny School at c , ''J'f 3fotInS Thursday evening. S. P. vlir.sos. Pastor. PrexTtorln IMuirrh. 5prvlrri earh !aihatli jitl'kSO.a. m..a'ii!7- -ip.m. PnivorMeotlncWod ns.lay vnli?s. Sabbath .School t a o'clock a. in. II. 15. I-! Pantor. Ci'i?t'' tl'iir-li. -prir'? cvrrr Rnnflav. a in-) a. m. snrt 7.-i r. m. Sunday School at2'n m. Kbv. Matthew Hes-rv. Mlsdlonarj' In chanrr- mA? P'pnHnnt C.intl.r-Hnnil Prrsliytrrimi. CJmrrh oar T.jlSr-ssouth-westofP.rownvIIIe. Ser- Ires first Sabbath In each month. 15. J. Joiix- ChrNtlnii r'linrrli. Tt.A.IIawiiv.Kl'pr. Prp.ich fe"n,'I":K,,.,T,,,,3rat" "'-. and 71 n. m. Kihl. IlPAdlnir.nnd Pravormwtllni; ovrry Wpdtiosd.iv wonlnK. EIdr Clias. Itou-p preaches tlieM-concl Snmlay In every month. C.iihotlc fvfcis every 4th Snndav or enrli Pri" t' Ut 10o'c!ocl1 m- Father Cummlaky. Schools. B"W7viIls Union C2rn,lp,ilos.j.x.Mc-l,"Tif,- 'ynrtPRl: "Mm J..lo Ii Italji. AsiNt tit inch School: Miss T.011 Tucker, f.'mmninr npartnir)nt; Miss A Hoe Hilt. Ut Intermediate: nils knt Coi. U.I IntprriKHlInto: Miss Itmma mar Kt 1,rlciur': M-0n.rrie, Johnson, 2d lrl- Tnmple'of Konor. JlrnivnvIIIo T.oiltr". o. mwLs ovrry Mon day evening In Odd Follow irnll. VMtlnu-brotli-""rwc-lonniivl. Jnn T,. Carson. W.C.T: W m. It. Hoover W. Iter-.; T C Hacker. I,. I. fuvcntlr Trinirlp, meets every Saturday aflt-r-noon. jris esracn Stewirt O T : Mis Mary Hackor.Sec; Mrs.I.S.MIiiIck.Snpt. . Rod Ribljon CliiV CTeptP Hip .Irs: Tuesday or encli inotltrl. IT. 31. lb,!. Icy,I"re!.;'A. ir.Oilmore.Sec 'I. O. of O.'p. KrnirnvlllpT.o.lirrNo. r,, T.O.O. I'.-Ttpsulnr inp.'.Incs TiiPsdavevenltis-Qt each week. Vislt- '""""'""-.tiert v invited. A.ir.UIImorr, iN. (.. Jas. Oocliran. Sppv. Pfr'timlin f?lfv I.otlcc No. 40. T. O. ). F. jle.-ts every statnnlay. PJilIlp Crotlier. N.O. T. C. Klmse3'. IL Sec. ' KnisKtofPyihian. KrlJs,or 'O'co Xn. I.", K. P. Meets every Wediiu-olny evening In Masonic Hall. Vlsltlnz Knlzhta cn.nU.iIIr Invlteo. E. Huddart, C.C. E. towmaii. K. of II. S. JtTasonio. Nrmnbn Valley I.odce No. 1, A. F. fc . . 1. Stated meetings "Sa'iirday on or before the full nf cncli nirnin." Lodge room open even-Kadi r dav evening fir leeturp-!. InstnctIon nnd soclar eiteremire, J.CMcNaughton. W.3I. II. F.. Son der. Sec. IlroivnvUlp Phnni or No. 4. It. A. "M. Sfatel neelingsseoondTIi'irvdaroreueh month. A. It. Davlnort. M. E. II. P. Ii. T. Italney, Sec. IHt. OnrmelOoTti-iinnderrNo. :t, U.T. Stated meetings eond Mindnv In enrhiuonjh. IL W. Furna-s. r. (: A. V. Vlekell. I tec. Uosf anrf Lilyt'onelnvp.Xo. I$:j. K.n. C. It. Ar Meets Rt Mnwnlr Hall on Hie linii Mnn lavs. It. W. Furnas. M. P. So. It. T. Italney. Adnli riinptor "Vo. IS. Orderol the Eastern Star. Stated meetings third Monday In each month. Mrs. E. C. Handler, Y. M. Sociivtiot. fonntv Fnlr Asieintiou. Tt. "A. irnivlev. Pn-sldfait- John Itith. Vie, Prest S. A. Osorn. rMvreiary: j. m. 'I'rowlinrigp. Treasurer Jrnna C"r H. n. Minlek. S. t'oehnn. F. K. Jolmsoii, Thomas Rath. fieo. Prow J. W. OavIL Ijlbrnrr neliileti 15. M. Ballpy.Pres.: A.II. fJIImore. Sec.: W. II. Hoover. Chnril ITiifon. J. C. MeN'aiighton. Prfat. J. 15. Docker. Sec Kin he Drmtint!" AHsnrlnllin. ". T. Rogers, I'rest. J. 15. Docker. Sec and Treas. illetrojiolltnn (VtrneT Ilniul. D.T. Smith. Mu sical IHreclor. E. Huddart, Trcasururand Itusl siess JtanRger. Ifro-vmvllle Tilfernrr Soelcty. R. W.Furnas, rreshlent. A. O. Cecil. Sec - ' X O. of G. T. ' OU.VTCP'IJIXIEOFI.'ICEUS. Miis AT VAN PELT. W. a. C. T T.lncnTn. V. W MITl'f'VLP. W. f Teenmseh. !- L. I". Markel. W. rs. V. T Rlvertnn. I'. O. KKKN'S. W. f i. ee. . Kenrne . Mis.k KVA JtAXSOM. W.O. Treas Kails 'ilv A. J. SIC KEV. Wtfi. M ISrownvllle. AV. F. W It HEX. W. O. Chap .Neliraski "ity. A.J.SKEEN'. .ILst. Dej. fur Nemaha County. nroirnvlllc Lodco Xn. (i'.t, X. O. ri;. T Meetsemrv FriclnvevenlnelnOddKellows Hall, over XIc).eirs dru store Ariln street, str-m-gers or our order vtsIMiig tlierltv are Invited to me-t with us. Th"s Itlehinls. V. r. T. Miss Mnttle Knufrinan.Sec. O.W.FuIrbrothpr.Sr.L.l) tViinn-ia f'ilv Lailsc Xo. KM). Sleets everv Mndir"venliig PhlHuCnitber. W.C.T. John P. Crother.Ser. I, A Morton. L. D. AopIlM-nll I.o.lde Xo. K). Meets everv Sat urday evening. Johns. Miulck, W. C. T." T. J. lIltt.Sec Zljn.Xn. in?1. Meets everv Thiirstlar evening, nt the Kenned v'sphool House, two miles north west or Hrownvll'e. J. n. Iinmce. W.C'.T. Oeo. Sanders. See. ILO MInlck. L. D.. Itrowin Hie. Seenrifr, X'o. KJ5. Meets every Suturdiy even ing, at Filrvlew Church, ilx miles south west o! Itrownville. John Maxwell. WC.T. II. II. Row man. W. S ;eo. Crow. L. It.. ISrownvllle. I.Inden, Xo.!!4. Meets every Sitimlav evening. at LInilerrSehool irons", six miles north e-.t of Shcridnn. II. r.. (Tood. IV.c.T. 11. A. Palmer. Sec IT. K. Palmer, L. D., Sheridan. Plennnt Prnlrle. Xo. 100. Meet every Satnr ilav evening, at Itratton Srliool Ilonsn, Renton precinct. M. L. Eastwoo-1. W. C. T. Ii Ehvell, Sec 15. IT. R.illey. L. I).. Uratton P. O. niirbril. Xo. 1 S0. Meets every Frld.iv evening at Vjal Tar School House, four inlles snutli west or Xeniabn CJtv. Jno stokes. W.r'.T. P. Young Sec C. Tucker. I..1).. Nemaha City. Shprlilnn.No.lfit!. Meels. every Saturday even Ing. Jno. Maxwell, W.CT A. C. Lcrpcr, Sec JJvs. llfcv-elt, IfcD. lOtherlodgeslntheconntyjUiatdPsIrea place In this directory will plensp Inforfti us of nnmc. num ber, when and where It meets, names of presiding ollicerand secretary, together sIth any other In formation thr nrav wish to communicate. Wagon &Blagksmith?hop ONE DOOR WEST OF COUItT HOUSE. WAGOX MAKING, Repairing;, Plows, find nil work done In the best manner and on short notice. Satisfaction guaran ed. Give him acall. f3l-ly. MARSH HOUSE, JOSEPH O'PELT, PROPRIETOR. U very t nblc In connection ivith tbcIIoiiMC jrjTStnse ofllcc for nil points East, West,-55x S"Nortli v South. Omnibuses to-ffia 3-connect with all trn!xis.S3 8A3IPi.E I1007.I ON FI11ST PLOOU. 1HARLE3 UELMER, FASinoxAnr.E Boot and Shoe IIivInK bought tlie cus tom shop of A. Uobison, I am prepared to do work of nil kinds at Reasonable Rates. -eg-Rcpalrlnc neatly and promptl done. Shop Xo. 62 Main .Street, ISroicnvilic, Nebraska. closepH .eiitits, .. 'rp DEALEK IN Clocks, Watches, Jewelry Keeps constantly on handnlargeand well a-isortetlstockofgenuinearticlealn bisllne iUcpairit't; of Clocks, Watches and Jewelry lone on s-hort notice, at reasonable rates. ALL iroA'A" WAKRAXTED. Also sole agent In liislocalltj for the bale of 2AZARTJS & MORRIS' cnr.rnuATED perfected SPECTACLES I EIE GLASSES Xo. 59 Main Street, BUOWN"VILLE. XEBRASKA. nVKre'RFSRD FLIXIR AtfMMfMllM-f. .wtHl.lW i,M,fwtt.tiM;Miii,r."". 17 WU4vl - f"" " r WEFwTm! tf g' irry'fSfe. - igtUwaKfMiMU, j IHE ADVERTISER THURSDAY, JUNE 26, 1879 Publisher" Notices. he AnvKBTMEB Is on sale at the Drug andliook Store or A. W. NIcbell. I3CA1. Noricxs.aet as ordinary reading matter, win be charged ten cents per line, each Insertion Set In display type, fifteen cents a line. Authorized Agents. Tires T5nos are our authorized ugrntH at Nema ha City to receive and receipt for monies due us. Thomas IIunp.Ess H or authorirpd aent In Olen llock precinct U receive and receipt for monies due us on subscription. A J.KiTTBK.ntPt. DeroIn,!sonranthori7cdascnt aiiuini'iacc.iu receive luvracrijnions ana mlvcr tisiud. and to collect and receipt for monies due TlIK ADV3ERTISKK. IohkS. Mi.vick Ik our atitborl7ed agent at Aspln wall, to recelvesnbwription and advertlslng.uud celled and receipt for monies due us. J. W. Gavitt Is our authorized agent In Itenton precinct to receive and receipt for monies due us on subscription. FAIItRItOTHEK t HACKKR, Publishers Advertiser, The Itclicl IJrlsadlcrs. Ix ! our Congress tins assembled And wlioro flouts the stripes and stars. Situ host of rebel readers Who once cn orcd tbo 'stars and bars;' Time,' 'tis said, 'makes nil things even, And In fifteen peaceful yearn, Lo ! our Capital s 'tnk n Uy the rebel Brigadiers. Wns't for this wo scaleT tho r.m: parts Hurt;ltiK with tho smoke of hell ? Was't for this we marched and Inbored? Wns'i for t'ilsiur hcrors fell ? Was't for this they starved lit prisons Declced ten thousund crimson blcrs Thiit the nation now may lionor XI neteen rebel Brlgadiersi? Down within the damp morasses Fought we long and fought we well. While the boom 1 n k of the cannon Hang tho soldier hero's knell; IIIrIi upon the heights wo rallied Kent tho heavens with our cheors. That the 'South' might send to Congress Xineteon rebel Brigadiers. Twns for this we tramped on picket Through thenlghtnnd through the rain; 'Twns for thin the country lalKired, Heart, and hand, and throbbing brain; 'Twius for this that lrlonds wore parted Wives nnd sweethearf from their dears That to-day our great (?) law makers Might bo rebel Hrlgadlcrs. 5 Though we won tho hard fought battles, Though wo gained tho laurel crown Still the 'blue' is 'way 'ofT color.' And our flag hangs 'union down ; It's tho 'gray' that now is honored, And this hard fact burns and sears Th-at thi'HUin of ail our victories Are these nineteen Brigadiers. And tho ghost of treason once moro Stalks across the saddened land, While tho llfo blood of our brothers Drips from either bony hand; And tho Ooddcss of our Freedom Shades hor eyes to hide her fears. As tho Country cries: 'Go higher Xlneteen rebel Brigadiers!' March SI, 1879. II wic W.mioskk. 0ltOH, (Lil.,) Srmi- Wropic. A Rom :i i) tic Tale From Texas. A few months since there arrived Iti G:lve.ston a rather dashlng-Jook- Ing pentleruan, who styled himself Mr. Norman, aud who informed cas ual acquaintances that, having lutel' fallen into 11 small fortune by tho de cease of an appreciative relative, and at the samo time being left without near ties or kindred in his Eastern home, he had resolved to purchase an agricultural or stock-raisins estate in Texas, and there prosecute liia re maining career. No sooner had ho allowed this much of his confidence to gain public possession than every man In the County who had acres to bell and a good many who did not wan at least his correspondent; and, after a week or two of leisurely retire ment ho bought for some $o,000 a ranch on Chocolate Bayou. There, do mesticating hlmselfatonceas what he termed a "gentleman farmer," he cor dially reciprocated tho attentions of the neighboring "squires" for due so- clalreiatlons, and although notably uncommuulcativeas toailpolutsln h,is past llfo save those given abovo, found no difilcuity in ingratatiug himself with tho most select society in that section. A man of his address, ap parent property aud unmarried con dition, could not long live under such circumstances without marking or being marked for matrimony, and toward the end of last month curtain assiduous addresses which he had paid to an estimable young lady cul minated in a matrimonial proposition, which was not rejected. Tho wed ding was fixed for an early day, and sumptuary aud domiciliary prepara tions for It were nearly completed, when, to the horror of Chocolate so ciety, the unspeakable anguish of the bride elect, and the dismay of the presumptive bridegroom, the latter received the congratulations of a de tective officer from Pinkerton's agonoy In Chicago, in whoso company after a brief interview he departed hur riedly for tho East as a prisoner of the law. This fact created not a great deal of sensation, for it was known to but few, the prisoner having been placed on board the cars at Highland Station and hurried through. A News reporter, however, obtained tho fol lowing particulars concerning the matter: It seems that soma timo since a certain wealthy oil company in Pennsylvania had its burglar proof safe robbed of $17,500, and simultan eously one Norman Spencer, tho pre viously immaculate bookkeeper of the concern, disappeared from hl desk, boarding house and other fa miliar places. The coincidence per mitted but one inference, and no one doubted that the missing man had been the robber ; but to track and oaptnro the fugitive were different things, and at first the plundered compauy almost gave up tho task without a trial. A certain deteotive however aware that before his crime and flight Spencer had been- devoted in his attentions to a young orphan girl in Titusville, decided to keep a strict watch on the young lady's movements, thinking that there would be some communication be tween them. Two mouths elapsed before the officer's vigilance found any reward ; but at the end of that time, just after receiving a letter di rected in "baokband" from St. Joseph, Mb., the lady suddenly de parted for the west, followed aud "ehaddowed,' of course, by the de tective. Through Pennsylvania and Ohio she journeyed on to Chicago, where, by the direction of his superi ors at home, the officer enlisted the services of a noted young detective of that city to continue the "shadow ing." From Chicago, under the sur veillance of the new watcher, the lady went to Quiucy. On reaching that city the lady went to a hotel, and the detective advised his employers of the state of the case. Instructions were sent to change officers, and a Quincy detective was put to work. Remain ing at Quinoy a day, the lady left one fine morning on the Ilauuibal and St. Joseph road. Her every motion had been watched, and the officer was on the train with her. At Cam eron Junction she took the cars for Kansas City, with the argus eyed de tective on the same cor. Arrived at the latter place, she went to a hotel, followed by the officer. Up to this moment there had been no indication that the lady had any idea that her motions were being watched. The se quel will show whether this was cor rect. The morn lug after her arrival at Kansas City the detective was seated at his breakfast, when a woman exactly resembling the one he had been watching took her seat in the dining-room. She was olotjely veiled but the height, figure aud dress were the same, and there could be no mis take about it. Ha quietly finished his breakfast, and then resumed his position to watch further develop ments. Tho omnibus rolled up in front of the door, and passengers bound on the Kansas Pacific Railway were called for. The lady he had seen at the table took her seat in the 'bus, he followed, and tho two wore soon on the train whirling westward. At Junction City the woman got off the car, and took her seat in the de pot, the officer following. A few hours afterward tho train eastward came along, and the woman took her seat in one of the cars. Puzzled by this singular maneuver, tho officer followed, and in due course of time both found themselves In the same hotel in KanBas City they had left in the morning. Next day another as tonishing fact was revealed. The woman who wont to Junction City was merely a servant In tho house, who nearly resembled in face and fig ure the lady the officer was following anu wno had been dressed up in a suit of that individual's clothing as a decoy duok. Gonvinced.that he had been sold, and unable to procure any trace whatever of tho fugitive, tho officer gave up the chase and report ed to his employer. From this Vime for some mouths nothing was heard of either Norman Spencer, or tho woman whoso wit had foiled his train ed pursuer, but inasmuch as it had been the ingenuit' of a devoted wo man, that had covered tho trail of tho oiienaor irom the hunter, the game was yet to be betrayed by a woman scorned. It appeared that after hav sent off the "decoy ,' as above related the lady hurried to St. Joseph, where under an assumed name Spencer met her. Representing that ho bad resolved to buy a rauoli in Galveston county, Texas, "far from the madniug crowd's iguoblo strife,'' assume the name of Norman, and then marry tho woman who had been to truo to him, he in duced her to remain in St. Joseph, until ho should send for her. She, all trusting, consented, aud Spencer returned to his Chocolate Bayou ranch. As before shown, however, the man was as false to her as to his employer, and his last letter, of com paratively recent date, counselled her to return to Titusville, a he was about to marry a lady in Galveston County. Deservedly for'hitn, and happily for the law, she who had ouco thrown the hounds of the law off" his trail could put them on again, vind this she did some ten days since. The result has been told already. The gentleman farmer of Chocolate no longer Mr. Norman, but Norman Spencer, the felon was arrested for his crimo in tho supremo hour of his fancied security, aud like Eugeno Aram, went forth to retribution "with gyves upon his wrists." AElumlcrnuil its Howard. During his first visit to Paris, M. Lasallo, a distinguished German, pre sented himself at tho house of a well known lady, to whom he hadsent let tors of introduction in advance. When tho servant opened the door and received his card, she conducted him to tho boudoir and to be seated, sayicg : "Madame will come imme diately." Presently tho lady entered. She was In dishabille and her feet were bare, covered only with loose slippers, Sho bowed to him carelessly and said : "Ah, there you are ; good morn ing." Sho threw herself on a sofa, let fall a slipper, and reached out to Lasalle her very pretty foot. liasallo was naturally completely as tounded, but he remembered that at his homo in Germany.it was tho cus tom sometimes to kiss a lady's hand, and he supposed it was the Paris mode to kiss her foot. Therefore he did not hesitate to Imprint a kiss upon tho fascinating foot so near him, but ho could not avoid saying: "Thauk yon, madame, for this new method of making a lady's acquaintance, It is much better and certainly more gen erous thau kissing the'haud," The lady jumped up, highly indig nant. "Who aro you, Elr, aud what do you mean ?' He gave his name. "You are not, then, a corn-doctor ? "I am charmed to say, madame, that I am not.'' "But you sent mo the corn-dootor's card ?" It was true. Lasalle in going out that morning had picked up the card of a corn-doctor from his bureau and put it in his pocket. This, without glancingrat, he had giveu to the ser vant, who had taken it to the mistress. There was nothing to do but to laugh over the joke. A sea-voyage Is a good remedy for hard times. A few houra from shore and itwillseem toyou that everything Is coming up. This Coaclimaii Business. Grandfather Li6kshInglo threw down the paper yesterday in digest, and exclaimed ; "It makes me sick, .by gracious ; it makes me sick !" "What makes you sick, grandfath er ?'' asked James. "Why, here's another coachman runs away with his employer's daugh ter." "It certainly is too bad,'' said James "And they get married the minute they are out of sight of her father's house.'' "The poor, ailly thing." "Well, I should say 'tho poor, silly thing ." I ehould any the sap-head, the shallow-pafe, tho crazy, crack brained imbecile," continued grand lather, in a towering rage. "The poor creatures ore just from boarding school,' Baid James, "with their heads' fulTof romantic " "Who's just from boardiugschool ?' yolled grandfather. lTlm nm uilllMMrlu.rn II it Jui, ow.J qIIIQ HID. "Who's talkiu'aboutgirls?" yolled the old man, a little more savagely than before. "It's the coaohman I'm a.hittiu1 at. If I had a son, an' he was a good coachman,' an' be would disgrace himself by runnln' away with his employer's giddy daughter' I'd spend my pension money In riotous livin' an' I wouldn't leave him ouo red cent to rub against another. Now, you hoar your old grandfather quote Shakesphore !" Cincinnati En quirer. The Indiana Senators. Their Record in the days of '64. Washington, Jvne 17. In the Senate this afternoon, while the de bate on the army bill was going on, tbe Indiana Senators told their old story about the troops that were in Indiana on election day In 1SG1, and used It as it has been used all through the debate, as an Illustration to show tho great crimo of military Interference. Mr. Wlndom asked Mr. McDonald why those troops were stationed in Indiana at that time. Mr. McDonald said he did not know. Mr. Wlndom then said he would informhim, aud he proceed ed to read from a report made in 18G4 by JacobThompson.Confederateagent In Canada, to Judah Benjamin, Con federate Secretary of State the original of which ison filoamongtheConfeiler ate archives in tho War Department, in which he describes a conspiracy to seize the State government of Indi ana and turn the State over to the Confederacy. He mentioned both McDonald and Voorhees by name as being in sympathy with the conspira cy. Mr. Windom quoted that part of the report much to the astonishment of the two Indiana Senators, and there wa9 quite a sensation. Cr.ro for Horse Colic. Colic is onoof themost fatal diseases horse flesh is heir to. The symptoms of colic are easily detected. The an imal Eorapedwith his fore feet, kicks at his belly, aud shifts about, jurns around, smells the floor, crouches, puts tho noso to thellauks, lies down, rolls, remains for a time on the back, and breathes heavily throughout. But there is a ready and safe means of relief and cure lu every homestead in the land a means aud method re cently brought forward at a meeting of the London Farmers' Club, by Mr. Frederick Street, ageutlemau of great skill aud experience in the training and management of horses. When the horse shows tho symptoms of an attack of colic, apply at once, says Mr. Street, a horse cloth, or woolen rug wrung out of boiling water, to the bel ly and up to the eldes, aud cover with another couple of clothes to retain the heat. Aa they cool, renew tho cloths as often as needful. A large bran poultice, as hot as can be borne, Is equally effective aud retains the heat longer. Political Nonsense. Is thero a man In tho United States, arrived at years of discretion, who believes that popularliberly isor can be endangered, by the federal army ? We trow not ? and yet the preposterous issue is han dled as seriously as though it;were re ally an impending danger, and the situation Is debated as though nothing but tho eloquence of Democratic or ators prevented the overwhelming rush of federal bayonets over the tram pled form of liberty. It is bouffe of the most pronounced character, and it is really so ridiculous that we get weary of it. If we must have bouffe in national politics, It Is to be wished that there could beat least some vari ety. At present the monotony of the absurdity is somewhat depressing. Sacramento Union. And now, to cap tho misery of John Bull, comes tho rumor that an Italian firm Is negotiating for an immediate supply of lOO.OOO.GOO tons of coal from America, instead of obtaining it from England. Tho rumor caused conster nation In Loudon. The first cargo of American coal that reached the Med iterranean sixteen months ago met with a ready sale, aud more than 0 cargoes have been sent over 6ince that time. Tho London Globe, in com menting on this, apprehends that be fore long tho coal Industry'of Great Britain will encounter American ri valry. Why not? We send cotton goods to Manchester, and weshallyet send coals to Newcastle. Aunt Judy, an old colored wom an, said, tooueof bereistera: "'Taint de rale grace, honey; :taint de sure glory. You'hollers too loud. When you gits de dove in your heart an de Iamb on your boom, you'll feel as if you was iti dat stable in Botbl'eni, and dey had lentyoudesleeping baby to hold." Fluid extracts of thq leaves of Arbor-vitas Is recomended for Intermit tent fevers aud also for rheumatism. The New Orleans Times refers to an episode In the Louisiana Constitution al Convention which was not men tioned in the reports. T. T. Allaln, a colored member, made what tho Times pronounces "a remarkably able and sensiblo 6peech" In opposition to the abolition of tho office of Superin tendent of Public Education. Mr. McGIein, a smart New Orleans mem ber, offered a resolution that the speech, be translated into all the kuowu languages for tho information and guidance of humanity. Mr. Al laiu at once took the floor, and said : Mr. Chairman I was formerly a slave. Tho results of tho war eman cipated me, and, simultaneously. placed me under the obligation of fit ting myself to discharge the duties of citizenship. While the gentleman from New Orleans was perfecting himself in all those languages to whloh he refers, I was picking cotton. The years that I spent picking cotton ho devoted to his morals aud intel lectual improvement; yet I think I might bo pardoned for saying that he might have put his varied accomplish ments to a more creditable use than in thus striving to ridicule and deride me In my effort to promote an end I considered right aud proper. Senator McDonald made a blunder when; lie asserted tho other day that Rhode Island, judging fromfhe num ber of votes cast In the last election, had a greater representation than she was entitledltto. This brought Jim Blaine to his feetin a minute. Blaine Is a mass of figures from head to foot, and is a bad man to encounter on a questlou of facte or figure.". He pro ceeded to show that in the nino dis tricts which ho named, being in tho States of Georgia, North Carolina and Mississippi, at the last. election only 39,000 votes In the aggregate were cast, and theso almosteutlrely Democratic This being an average of only 4,500 to aJdistrict)or less than one half of the average in Rhodo Island it rather spoiled the force of McDonald's argu ment. Blaine also went farther and showed that two years before the Re publicans alone had cast in these same districts 59,000 votes on an averago for each candidate. Comment is unnec essary. The Brave Old Agitator. The Philadelphia limes occasionally re fers to old times in a way to cause one to forget that it is on the fence. It eald of William Lloyd Garrison, the other day ;'"It Is hard for us to meas ure now how great a degreo of cour age It required to make the fight ho made. We wonder now that the in stitution against which he fongh lever could havo existed In this land, but when wo reflect that slavery was so deeply rooted, &o intrenched with power and prejudice, that years of cruol war wero needed to destroy it, we may estimate ateomethiug liko its value the hproism of tho brave old ag itator who died in New York." Kr . r "FuxiiY Ripened Watkrmei.on "When the melon begins to change col or Inside, and its seed to turn black, a small black scale or blister beginB to appear ou tho outer euticle or rind. TheBe aro multiplied and enlarged as tho fruit matures. A ripe melon will show them thickly all over the surface. A partial development only indicates half ripened fruit. A full crop of blisters reveals its perfect ripe ness Poison Antidote. Poi3on of al most any kind or degreeof power tak en into tho stomaoh may be ueutri lized by swallowing, nearly two gills of sweet oil a strong, healthy person may take twice that quantity. It is alleged that tho oil will destroy the effects of ony;form of animal, vegeta ble, or mineral poison. Tho author of "Emergencies says: "Avoid giving or taking a blow In the pit of the Btomach. Neither the head nor the hands of children should be struck." "I don't like," says Carlylo, "to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to co quette with an echo a little while, but one soon tires of it." Tho Army Bill William T. Sher man. in i i m i i in ill n i i ii urn 1 1 i I n i in 1 1 ! i ii rEXtaSysssri tfiTS "O. 1 FAIIfllr. department. A fine aortmfnt or Type. Bor ders. Rules. Stock. SrC for printing. i -T-.T.T-nn TTt".rn:un :. ifTrnriTUn BuclMfiO, TKUiflua "MWHW CARDS, Colored and Bronzed Labels, STATE3IEXTS. LETTER & BILLHEADS ENVELOPES, I Circulars, Dodsers, Programmes, ! Show Cards, I I1I.VXK WOHK OF ALL KINDS, j I With neatness and dispatch r-w m m -"' iiiiimr s Cheap op. Ixfehiou irons j XOT SOLICITED. PAI233G7Z33 k EACS22, Carson Block, BROWXVUiLE, NEB. and jiortrnrxEMti!o- lcttly i tfttMr efd. ru Imi. :e ifc..citj. 5o f 13p ft tM Nrtimlin Br C ultos, 2U . LU-fc St, Ciueij, ns. EL f A in . T 5 THE ADVERTISER j L -0 IN" THE jSTew Firm ! ! CONSISTING, PLOWS, Tlie Xjaa.Bet H B 3 WAGONS, ' . CULTIYATOES, CORN PLANTERS, - THRESHING MACHINES, McCormick Reapers & Mowers. Our Gooda aro all of the best quality, and tlae T A ntWM'm TWTOTllfVWiSr Wr'iV'T' fcHAfej fc) fct js?- fcj iMrjttJic-j Call and Esamino our implements and "bo your own UdS' TEARE & CAMPBELL. J. 13. COIHL&JPT. MANUFACTURER itmsriEi oic3-.a.:r,s S3 03 xn H o to INo. JLO 3Xa.iii Street, IEALER IN FAMILY &E0CEEISB, CONFECTIONS, TEAS, CANS EI) FJUTTS, NUTS, TOYS, QUESTS, GLASS, TIN & 1VOOBSNWA213, STATIONERY, PAINTS, BRUSHES. CUTLERY, Pipes, Tobacco, Cifjars. Musical Jsistrsunenta, Pat cut IIp31cine, JEWELHY unci NOTIONS. CITY BAKERY, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA M mmM rO i mi rntfH i ii nitmii i - iiwmh "s "Ssij.-. S: Sd VW hi , C S H . v3 uSs? Farmers' Trade Respectfully Solicited. Prices Ihe SAME TO EVEHYDODY. J. H. ROYSE, Proprietor. SE,0"V7"T7"IIJJliE 11RS P v2. '9 US fij7 tffra lUd3 is 'Hi &' CHAJRLES ISTEIDHAjRT, Manufacturer and Dealer In Foreign and Domestic Marble, Monuments, TOKB STONES, TABLE TOPS, &c, &o. nnrnn r TTTCTP!TC All orders promptly tilled. nud satisfaction gunran teed j"XLlIA.L UEijlvlWj OlUce and Yard, Main street, betweon 6th and 7th, FURNISHED M. M. CONNER, Traveling Agent 111 Uo xjixxj a) DEALERS IN .feaittd &V&&d;a& &&&:&' NEMAHA CITY, Do not Intend io he undersold by any house m Nemaha County. Come and see us, and learn our prices. WE KEEP A FULL STOCK OF DryGroods3Grroceries3EardTvare3 QTJEENSWARE, U07I017S, HATS, CATS, BOOTS, SEOZS, COAL OIL, LA12S, c, ft:. COUNTRY PRODUCE TAKEN IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS. THBST ''The viorW. SOLD BY P., p 15QQ.OCS o -v . BEWARE U0T1CE 0 geSSc&UXS aoG TWrPARTreDLARS uetnu - ADDRECSt VhiteSeying Machine Co. COUNTY. IN"ew G-oods ! !' ! IN PART, OI? tiia? - i fc5aif.ySJig.tas ' fci is AND DEALER IN ess EL CQ 55 - i JkrV " -z-r ml 'a. 9 .uK:f' r CD r 0 S Q of G3 S3 CO jF3ro - vvixvIlle, 3Joli-aslcft. r ilF ii 7ir " '''rr'p U I HAVE) ItEKOVEI) MY LllTEBlT STIOCK Into thcncv stable South of the Marsh. r3 House3 (XinXER SECOSDlAXI.COLLEGE Sts. Whoro' I Intent! to koop a Firat-clfisi TlFFi "PaRB S8 v u j rz ii j i ifti NEBRASKA, SO -?AfP'rT , 4 f.. -v SflT, iniP9 WAWAH7Z0 rttJP SISZt D&lzBA&WTe. Cleveland, ohio. JP Bg fe P i& $ i BOOKS &r MILLION KUrtt. MW i 3plt, asldo to Wedlock. ttntu. " '. lol'owi chapter A ewtnt w ikoj,:Wfioirrf',i:tw ef V rrmHr, TratfwrmMH. BWWW x i. caaaaliblt !HrtlIT m WtrnM. i uftc rt IrMlBtear. Ad, to Brif W.v-s Froti' u'too i (MH. ltk.burraiJ MtmaNr"1" rir? CoojmiI dutkcv tntrvptio, l6Mwat. L, aa4 o - p. Ipm JuBcat-t to Mmcc is auk aaa H l.Sia of I r lct. n, Mrfflc LtW CoawdtraJ. Law Marrp. Lin f !tv irep L ffl rM of marri! w.aw. ae . icla4 u ? "Divnvs pecjTiAr ( Woman, ifcwr raaw, aaal l Btrat. ASHkfr, ' .te cmJariS f.adtac oO&O BAjts wil. full fill Eagntiatft. bjr avul. xmhmI, far SO catt. "THE PRIVATE MEDICAL ADVISER" on Syrhais. QouorrboBa. Gleet, riiM.. Varico cele. c . ! Spermatorrhoea. Sasttal B!Htty.J Irapoteney. rr" -au an-l Kc.rt, ciao vcawa.l CaMusl4in Anntm la Society. tohw rf I4ai, aMcal r.t UiaiaaM af Nl. Vtittm Mmtr. U ( &iual Fawcr rtcaukiac narrwt anf r r Hauai, cia I rlaiat a a irrat alar nflai for ike cm a( all rirU dnaain ; aS-1 p- 59 !. SOt' -MEDICAL ADVICE." A littar nn Mahol a.-4 Womanhood. KJ ir ; ar alt larra M 9ar aK-rlTtMiul ro'nme SI. 'rtry coaiari. 6GO aca aa4 ar 100 tltaatimtloas. asaraekaa; mj iaa( aa la (raaratHa ? lra taat i w .rlh larane mcb Ikat n a( aaialwaiil in aar irtnrr wark. Ta caaaaarJ valam i aM Hr4T tkr Ml foaaltr MrJKl Rcak lhrt. M thaat aW ulniM allrr ?rHn it raa la larir aa rrfaarfiiL Tk Aathor esperieo)il rrn; bm tr pr hce ( rl! kaatn ) aa tka xtrxw . "l rWa lar traaliMac Ul Jara. .il W few o( rrral talar to &. vat fariac trao iHirilr rf tV jra. aarly arrara. to ut. or ar of rnnrrvoi lri'fcu cxaita aaJar lar Baal f "Private" or-Chronic" .haw ",'" bucs or raatBlrtr i oar lor Pnca m Mamp. Sitr. or I ar rtBtT. (roatallilMi roaairan!; all lMtr a r"' il fria.Ir rr. J wilNottt rfcarcr.) AIt' Ilr.KulU" IMpBurT, 12 X. SM. Law. M. i.-taM-kr4 t-f CTFor sile by Ne-AsDealws. AGEMT3 wanted. (PR. K" ITv mi l- -!! prrvMM naj tr-ai j. rtl'rTlkE ta r.i tiiai iht.r aaav. aod aJiri rj iaJ hr.br :' rr Hem t T will Irara V onattuai tc lawr adsontccv Not a TnaM. PROF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE TOR SPEEZrTATOEREffiA. reuse MSEr3IVlAL PASTILLE" X i i Mr u-roovry am? , l'4r m M4 tal Vlfrf Jha BttfciJ' Nr u.t m tfi?rlT tfrt i Rewrlr lor W rwr uwir- farm4rrnt I tre M Semtnal 3iinma SS ,..rnT7. ....l r,.iai whsjj" ' AppiiooUe cill Saal ft tN. T'lfiir. ictin Vr AMOrpM. 3l. .( riert- ,- tt tprrir .tinnrn r ri, irr .jviniiHH . w. ern:l. Ktac nfatory Ducta. Proatate atomt. a 0rohro. Ta. bf ta Kern alvt.J4 w.ih na faia or lacAatamraca, 11- i!or art uilrrf.ra auh the or 'aj fr.H of . M ta SuKkiT dlrl tui " aoaorbr.1. mlair aa Ifflmc iate KHHIlia aud iearHr rVrrt ui lr ariaal iaL arrrnai (ire in P' oo trrrkr.l Baa rf aJ rirr.w., rtPJia(C Ik UralU tr--in le r. lt. rla Hlr- mluit K- ts n I wMirifl mntaOTV. nmit Ibr DIBr9a Of Sight. Nere-ous DeWttty. Cooroaron of Idei. Aver- .inn m Mmi.iv ili. lf an4 la warar ac prcnoa- ture oU i " - .--- .. ... . IU lUTO ttall rrf.paaTiaf ipi r uair. wn rrvr- um prrfroi Sexual viajor. waar i: m iro iraM at T.arx Tki Bi-!r of l.r.lmrol aa. rto.l ttw Irrt ta Trry rera e. aal n aow a pmannarao tarrrs. Dnta aro tva mll f rrrr4 in laraa trooMr.. . a. a raa r.r wiia.M In. wild hat hrlle If f 1 rran-ril " 1 arrt l aa awnr akot tlin P-r,ralKm. TrirtK l . i rrarkaa raiWr. at to poititl jfxiirantr! th-at i w. r t ULitiefltelioo. 1)MC 'ae lt f '!af it !ui fcr f ri'w.nklll thaauadf of Ir.liHW nil a to ll '. - . I n i. w coaraJr-i Bj tao Jlrwkal IV a m l . b III- r . t i . ..il wat r.t ineorrrea f roartrtn- ial rn fii. . I r -nVat troatra, tall i well kaowa In ke i'ic cue i-t i-rh i i mr ta m mr. aad uvtm whoa. quaekB prrj witk tk i- -i traai. jiiJ big-fees. Toe Kaoirifr Dot p i i f -Mf three .lira. No. 1. irBOMia lo In! a aoMrth.) f3; Ifo. 3. (aBrir In ctfrrt a BetBaaeal eiHT, aaloi. la err rjr i $6: No. 3. (laitiar ofcr thtee swath, writ raiiMMia. aal rrttnre liter lathe wort tm J 37. rat lr ami wlrl. , al.R wnrrer.. Full DIRECTIONS tor using will aeeom pany EAC1T BOX. V;aJ for a licwnou ramahlrt rllt AwteBucila. S lllBratio, whita will roennrr tar t tkrptinl A K that thee rn be teitnrrtt lo perfect auaho!. aa.1 H B iltrl for the ilutirt f life, aanie a il nrrrr arfr'VJ. H Xseot Sealel for .tamp to aar oae, NM ONLY hy tbeX KARRIS REMEDY CO.MF'G.CHEMISTS. Mark.t ind 8th Sr. ST. LOUIS, MO. I,ICHOLS,SHEPARDSCO.t IBnttlo Croolc, HZlcli. ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE THRESHING WACHlflERY. HalTe MatchlcM Craln-SailnT. Tlmp-SftTlnpr, asa aclllenrj Satlon Thn-.brra of tb; jar aad ecarra. Uen. Brjoal all rlralry dr KarM Week, P.tfxl CWaato,, aaa ur sanaj urain irom n aanja. STEAJIVowcrThr 'en a Specialty. Special jlirjcfBrparaWUK rewl fer Sa rtr. TJB Unrlnlcd fitcara Thrcher Englnw, totk rartaMa aad TrseUeB, -wltti Valuaaia tB9rT rotn'j, far bejsoil any oUr max r klal. THE EXTIBK Tlirehln Etpensw (and often Uuee to fire Mem that unoint can te tnado by lb Extra G rata SAVT5D by t&ceo InBrorei KacUBta. -- r . -fSJIVIX Bakers will notf ahmlt to the enor w muiM rag nrmim, ., f ,) frrhTKor work doe ty all otaer laacM&ca, waeta once toioa aa ainaraaoooraai R70T Onlr Tattly Superior lor flheat.1 AH Ruler. Bra. and UkaGniOk. but the OutT Soi oil rti.aTi.r In rir. TtmAthr. MUWt. Clorer attillj Etdf. P.eqlrea a "MtacamaaCe" a wbo21iBVe i eaange rreo urain to stau. 9. Thoroaph Workmanship, Elfrant-Tlnlib, ocx "Tiasxroa" TLrciicr Oollu a Iacomtarabir rrrrection i ritv. . 'mp"-te-a oi jMjuirmciu, hm , ' ruTuuMTQa-TLrulicrUaLluaralacoiBcarabie . rOTIt Size of Separators 21ailer Baglncr from Six to Twrl r-Herw tU tsA. tatjlf ifjuat ed Ilorse Powers to malcb. rOK Particulars, Call' (in oar 'Dealers or writs to m ar UloiUatel OatlartVB&tl SB trt,. TearS Campbell; Agents? 300 EroivnvHlo, Web. Z9 & Prf-M. H .rltai uu A tv vrt, crir 50 J" B j -rk t i h r.. fit fT .'J.j. w all i-aJt !( aV f fcroci a' I rtes of V&trv, rbjit 'Atfty T UMrfsrv. Or m f Untrtion. WM f Ttwtto 1 HaBtV-4, Wtoftjth of ehntne ftt fJol Itv fnnaHov of lftterrt to mtth kin. NJ1&;; cAraiv to -v4 UU Mit rwfiatttwoW ItttVr aBSBariaaH ao Kakfeavak g t oro1tAti a froa U L-iile u 1 C' a j3n.n n 1 clc 1 sr ar"f stiupt of bci Hurubt er ? t. o 1 -t 3 luaL. lu'orm .'fin -ii g hf (M KtlU- 3 bc Kemftl W . I jrr box. lrl.ulc g2 I fc " o t nnr f r r9. E Ltvltff tlatioc con C3 Lii CD (ualttM. Xo faaally 4 ahnakt he whaoat lu C'AMcrai. Ur. A O. --j m flnmniL IS Ml C lark It. Manhood : Hov Lost Hov Restored" flSrPSJ Ju,,t PiioiwunI.b nevrerlltlonnrjlr ' C'tilverwrir.. Ci'Iobrntril K-nr CtnP; (jf r--KRMATOKHHKA or -enil- on mc ri-iirur evrr (Wlirmul niMli- nat WMikntw. In voluntary Seminal rE.Sf, Mental ami I'bytk-l Iiich linentt to Mnrriaei-. etc uLuif.n i.ops. liipoTEc-a. Mental ami I'bytri.-l Iiich- paclty, ItntiMtlinentt to 5IarriK.. etf.; alauUn Htimition. Kpllrmy bimI Fltt. induced by firii- Humixion. r.piiriHy anu p'lt-t. Induce (lal;cn-Mrr.ejcuat extravagance. te. et-lrlc. in a itlwl envelue. nlr stjx coatn. The relcbr.ited autbor. In tliiri atlralrnble Kanay, clearly rtemonstratw. from a thirty jeare' aucerwt rul pructrce. that the alurmim;corHiryfiineei ofself uijua-u muy bo radically curi-d wltbMit Ibe dnntcer ouaeor Internal mcHlldDf or trrf appHcation oi the kulfto; polntinif out a mode of cure at obco simple, certain and efW:oal, by meai orwhlrti every suirercr. no matter what bis omtititrH may Ik-, may cur bliuneir eheaply. prlva:cry.aivd rnrt Iffh i-Thla I.eftnre abonld b In the hands or every Jinnii niHl vvrry atli.fi in me lanu. S-nt HiHlcr aenl. in a plait envetofkr-. to anyad ateei,prr pnht.un rei-Ipc ornlx Cfftt-ir twupoat ie Htamii". Addrew. th pobilKhern. TIf K r 171. VieKWKLLMKIJlCAt,C0..4l Ana St.Nfnv Yorte Poet Otttcw Bos. fv. UNIVERSITY OP XHIJRAHICA. Irmtructlon jriven In nil the brunelteH of n liberal education. Opn to both irullw and gontlernen. CHntlltbrr formhnlmlon to Uhj Prepara tvry DejHtrtmrTU itm pahh h fclr .xr.iInn tlon in Ortbrwrrapby. ReMltfMc, ArUbiaetlc. Oeonraphy. KntctUti Graraimtr, nnrt th His tory r: the Lnltl.sto$)(., irMtrnetton 1kIv en In hhcher Arithmetic. Knicllsh AntalyH. Hiitl I'hysteil Geography, etveh tor a slnvkr term. TCITIOW fRKK TO Af... Fall Term oesln Tcriny. x ptomber 10, liC. and pikIs KrltSay. Ivc. nbr 'Ji. WlntirTrrm tem Thursday, JaaMry2, 1379, and enrts M.irch aL Spr!nicTrrm ur!ns prll 1. and close on thf Second n'miksdayofJoiie, the ilay ot thcanniil coininncfment. Cattjalofftte. conUlninic fnll intormatlou coa lie had npon app'learlon to r. , .B- "tPIELD, Chneellor. Lincoln, July , liin, yj UUaV-JUUkJlimn-lJ- u i.m.T SPSCIAI. ADVERTISEMENTS. m Ul4.lVVSl(IOor HSflfi . MOTirdi.elre-YAf TIO.V For full panletilan. Ijg 'iV y'f & C' -i-MkCca. JAMACA GIHGSK The only K.ruMnation of th trne JmaJc ftlmrer win. ! A.- nia' -sand Frenr-b Brandy, ibr ail Sunirnpr Com plaints. 9i.O (U'i'uLuu iaystbe fotiadulba ibr sib '.iitl: rti ' -v.? Arek.amlraraaitrrriBisM. rrcfiu; . ' ' i r .'.- by lire . ( piUitBUion "j-Um 'fOi-er-u.n - In .-Ux-ka. Pnli eoji.ti..,. ou app..yjit i a lt Attains, Brown Co. Baakr. JK , Aj&vOTw - , a swrl K3 Ti Mewe write iJ, 3 0 j for Large 111ns- Su It S 3 c 1 irnicH iaau S v5ESd HesHcaf K1KI.ES, SHOT CUXS. at 11 J.VtTVl?RS. AddttJfi (irnot Western Gun A orks, MtMaMK, Pa. gftiantaa Sj Trade Mar!t' i "rTFrHr r 'n i i 1 1 r " mw f fVTAUTELOl'S for Simplicity Of Parte, n' JkTA I -j fin one-half the ulBlUac4 9ara. iict Clean Vork. wliiBoLlitertijgJtr dnltrtKffCti--' .L. . is n n si- h ai. V f H u M H3 rs I7 LOJ S 3 Y J