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' " a I .esare i reoa uiu t ar-rst lttUn. err I i-d rtSBCBca Ifcr. ! bte caul' Pint, t '- ?- tax. Prlrule j ibk xni sane j.t ;aaia cnr befare I pufctBhcd. No tiBuh- I Cs"X4'.Tt. Dr. t. G. i L&4te darinz ce fisst. L.n anriartst. can make money laster at work for us than E n ". !!; wr. vniiu i rurinr; .vo rr iu wan you. f i; jer aar at aome mane by er ttH-iiHlnMtriotts. Men. rom.lKvaawislrfs ranld werywIwMne Ut wwk frn- tw. Now Is tfae time. Cistlyocta and terau tree. AddrcefcTrwe A- Co., ubUi, Main. 51yl n "c ts && t ij! b53" H 3 ; a (tzi fe f? s rfSa R2 3S r &: ySr v? tli &fc:iaiit& Keeps a fall line ol buHilL 0StS&Cfi5lCtES Wl7? SI? if ifffi & & P ' ks &?" ua rt Ns 1&S; ts kI qx IflL M I iVlHililL, 1 E'fl-n nnjEiTii I DEPARTMENT. I I 30?O0 Feet COTTONWOOD ?". Ctomucmd 3 3 Hjr .f MrU. Or- r i i . '11 ? a YALEEIA'S TSIUMPHS. "I will confess that I have all along considered you a woman with a 'his tory and a mistery. " "The result, I suppose, of the rath er unusual manner of our 'becoming acquainted," observed Miss Vincy, with a slight smile at the gentleman lazily leaning on the hack of his chair, facing the sofa where she sat embroi dering. r nnln l-nrTT7 flinf T nm mnp.ll in debted to that little dog for barking at you," said Mr. Bunsen, answering her smile, and gently disengaging a soft white hand from its occupation to hold it in his firm clasp. "Oh, it's all very well, Mr. Bunsen, for you to pretend that you did me no serious service when you saved me from that horrible dog," commenced Miss Vincy, with much earnestness ; then relaxing into playfulness, "but if rumor is to be credited, your clothes suffered in that encounter if you did not, Mr. Runsen," and Miss Vincy's lovely hazel eyes rested graciously on the gentleman vis-a-vis. "Yes, it is quite true that I lost a coat-tail and my heart," responded Mr. Runeen, with great solemnity ; soft braids of her downcast head, "I have sued for heavy damages, and won my case, have I not, Valeria?" "But have j'ou spoken yet to your mother?" asked Miss Vincy, with ap parent irrelevance. "Yes," with a quick frown at the recollection. "And what does she say?" Miss Vincy withdrew her hands as she spoke, and became very intent upon her embroidery. "I am almost ashamed to let you know," said Mr. Runsen, with aslpw reluctance in his tone, "only that it is your right to be fully aware of the sort of mother-in-law you will have, Valeria. I must try to keep in mind that it is my mother of whom I speak but I do not find it hard to ac knowledge thatshe has altogether de clined to call upon you she is what you might call a woman of the world, and it seems she has already picked outn wife 'suited to my position,' as she puts it; and when I altogether declined to come into her views we both got Into a proper rage, and it all ended In my taking up my hat and leaving, after she had declared tragi cally that I should be disinherited and my oousin succeed Jn- her-favorr But, after all, I think we might man age to pull along on my salary In the bank, Valeria, and I can give up wearing kid gloves and smoke a pipe?" and Mr. Runsen's rapid sen tence became a slightly anxious In terrogative at its close. "But do you think 1 ought to mar ry you in opposition to your mother's wishes?" said Valeria, quietly. "By heavens, I do," said Mr. Run sen, with sudden vehemence and flashing eye3. "I am neither a boy nor a puppet, and if I thought you would throw me over because of my mother's folly and ambition, I would go straight to the devil." "Oh, pray don't," interrupted Miss Vincy, with a gesture of distress "I fully intend to marry you we are both rational beings, and we are neither of us children. I agree with jou that it would be an injustice to ourselves to sacrifice the happiness of both our lives without a reasonable excuse; but Philip, perhaps j-our mother has some good reason for de clining measlier daughter perhaps she even suspects me a3 an adventur ess," with a quick glance at Mr. Run sen's face. "But then," said that gentleman with an impatient pull at his mous tache," "no matter what my mother thinks or Eays, so long as you are mine, Valeria," taking both her hands in a large clasp, and looking deep in her grave eyes. "Valeria, I trust you from my heart and al though your past is not known to me, yet when I look Into your eyes I feel that your soul is as beautiful as your self. I love you aud believe in you, as I do in my religion by faith, and I cannot express how deep is my grat itude for the gift of your love.' ' Valeria's eyes were wet with un shed tears when he had spoken, for it was not often this gentleman uttered such words of serious tenderness. "Philip, I thank you from my heart," she answeic:'., after a mo ment's pause, and her pale, lovely face raised to his. "But I never in tended you should marrj me without full knowledge of my life before I came to this quiet little country place. Here in your arms, it is even sweet to remember I have not always been eo happy. Philip, until three months ago, I expected to be another man's wife no matter who he was" with an arch smile at her lover's contract ed brows we are nothing to each utuet uutt. a.L ursi, wnen we werel engaged, I thought I loved him it was so delightful to imagine myself beloved but I soon found that I cared nothing for him. I shrank from hav ing him come near me; I could not even bear that he should touch my hand, and yet I was ashamed and afraid to tell him that I would not marry him. But very soon he broke it off himself the money that my parents had left me when they died was all lost, and then I discovered that I had narrowly escaped being married for my money. I was very politely jilted, Philip; but I do assure you it was worth all my money to be free of that horrible marriage. But I detested 2Tew York after that; so, one day, like the Arabs, I ailently BBOWVTLLE, NEBBASKA, THURSDAY, MAY stole away and came to this little spot, where I have been as a child, lit tle dreaming, Philip, that I Ehould 1 ,,-rt4- r .. fnfo crt ennn ' VUCCl. LiJ ". i" , Poor child!" said Philip, tender ly. "You must give me the right to love, cherish and protect you very soon indeed, and I thank God you are a poor woman, that Is, (anxiously), if you think you can manage on my salary of three thousand ayearand be content." And Philip looked into her sweet face and read there thatshe was unutterably content. "Valeria, you must put on your best bib and tucker to-night; they tell me this ball is a most exclusive affair, and of course my mother will have early bulletins to inform her of your debut In Washington society." They had been married a month and were sitting at their hotel break fast, freshly returned from their wed ding tour, and here in Washington Valeria was altogether strange. "Your commands shall be obeyed," answered Valeria, gaily, "only you are banished for the day, while I con coct my toilet and furbiBh up my finery." Later, while Mr. Runsen, in his correct evening dress, sat reading his paper and awaiting rather impatient ly, his wife, the door opened and un heard she entered. "Do Isuit you?" said a gentle voice, and then Mr. Runsen lowered bis pa per and became transfixed. Before him stood a vision of loveliness in magnificent cream white Eilk, covered with delicate web-like lace. Superb diamonds flashed in her ears and en circled the round white column of her throat, shone on her arms and in the rippling masses of her hair; but fairer to see than all was the soft radi ance of her hazel eyes, the pink flush upon her cheeks, as she said again : "Do I quite suit you, Philip ?" "Have I gone mad ?" was her hus band's auswer, as he took in all the delicate details of her exquisite toilet. "Why, Valeria, where on earth did you get these?" touching the huge, solitaires in her ears. "Relics of departed grandeur, love," she answered lightly, with a tap of her point lace fan. "Come along, will you ? We shall get there at sensation time, as it is, I fear." So Philip was content to kiss the pretty upturned face and enwrap her in her fur-lined cloak. There was a univeranh-hush Jn the conversation. when Mr. and Mr3. Runsen's names were announced, for Mr. Runsen had held quite a pronounced place in soci ety before his marriage, and it was generally known that he had incur red his family's displeasure by a Tncs salliancc with a scheming adventur ess, whose maiden name was even unknown. But now there was a low murmur of admiration as Ihe beauti ful and graceful woman entered, with the air of a duchess aud the self-possessed manner of a woman of fashion. Very soon Mrs. Runsen became the centre of the most distinguished groupe In the room. Altogether the evening was a triumpG, the gentle men taking every opportunity to con gratulate Philip on his selection of a wife, and the ladles proving by their absorbed gaze their recognition of the costliness of Mrs. Runsen's toilet. "By the by," said Philip, as they arove oacK to tne notel, "l saw my cousin claim your acquaintance this evening did you know him In New York ?" "Philip, you will be rather aston ished to hear i t was your cousin whom I was engaged to marry. He was quite dazed when he found it was Va leria Vincy you had married'" and Mrs. Runsen's laughter was musical with the happiness she felt. ''How altogether comfortable to think you are saved from that unmit igated idiot," said Philip In answer. "He is quite welcome to my mother's money, dearest, now I have you." Atll next morning Valeria came to her husband, equipped for a prome nade. "If you will permit me to be so vul gar," remarked her husband, as he surveyed her from over his morning paper, "I should say you were becom ingrather stunning in your raiment." And indeed Mrs. Runsen's tall, fair beauty was admirably set off by the seal brown of her velvet suit. "And here, in accordance with Washington usage," continued Mr. Runsen, while his wife fastened their long gloves, "there is a lengthy des cription of your incomparable beauty, etc.," touching the paper, "and the statement that your diamonds alone are worth a fortunerMrs. Runsen; bo that I am expecting every moment a telegram from my mother to assure us that we are forgiven, and welcome us to her arniB." Just as Mr. Runsen spoke there was a rap upon the door, and the servant announced Mrs. Jane Runsen in the parlor, so with eome merriment they descended to meet her. Mrs. Runsen, senior, was very gracious to her new daughter, playfully reprimand! ng her son on being eo dilatory in bringing his wife fo see her, and altogether ig nored the circumstances under which they had last parted. "As I see you were fng out," said she, presently, turning to Valeria, "you must let me give you an airing my landua is at the door, and we c-an drive up and down the avenue." "Thank yon very much," answer ed Valeria, quietly, but I am about to take Philip to look at a house I have selected we are tired of hotel life." "Then I shall go with you," Insist- ed Philip's mother; and, as it was im possible to decline this, Valeria ac cepted in silence. As they rolled westward Valeria - J wag very silent, while Mrs. Runsen gave a stream of advice as to the ad vantage of hot and cold water and sta tionary wardrobes, but allowed that they were impossible things in a houe available to their very moder ate income." "Oh, I dare say Valeria will man age everything in some wonderful way," said Philip. "She has the lalent for making a little do a great deal, I have found out already,." and as he spoke they drew up in answer to Va leria's previous instructions before a stately "stone edifice much handsomer thauMrs. Runsen's own mansion. "That stupid coachman has made some mistake," said the owner of the carriage, as she prepared to inform him ; but Valeria said : "2?of he is quite right;" and stepped out of the carriage, the o'thers following, scarce ly knowing rhy. Tip the broad Etep3, across the tes selatsd ball into a room like fairy land, with its Axmlnister carpet of pale hues, and blue satin hangings and .furniture, while beyond opened vistas of apartments as exquisitely designed, in orange and ebony, and further on in crimson and guilt. For a moment mother and son stood looking at the silent splendor; Philip turned, and, looking in his wife's timid grown face, said sternly, "Valeria, iell me rft once what this all means,' and at his word and look Valeria forgot her mother-in-law ev-erytbiug-out her husband's arm. "Forgive me my deception," she said, her lovely head thrown back to look into his face. "It was so sweet to knoyou love me for myself alone I .did not really lose my money only a rart of it I only meant to test my frieids; it was foolish, romantic I know it, but look what It has won me! Yonr love the crowning happi ness of my life." And Valeria leaned, breathless, watching her husband's face. Grad ually his brows had relaxed their Eternntss, and when she ceased, he said, sniling: "It fe quite wonderful and altogeth erlikra novel, you female Lord of Burleigh ; and I fear my unfortunate cousin has lost another fortune ; for I suppose, mother," with a gleam of amusement in his eyes, "you will not LcutraeiflL with a shilling, after all." "Of course you know I could not hold oir longer against you two chil dren," said his mother, benignly; "and my dear child," to Valeria, "I hopeyou will come to me as your own mother, since you have lost your own." To wHch Valeria assented with great outward equanimity. 'Do you foreive my ruse?" said Valeria, 'cneeling beside her hus band's chtir, when they were at last alone. "Yon hive me in such subjection that T fine it impossible to be dis pleased wih anything you do," he answered, vith a caressing smile. "After al, It was through my mon ey that I was saved to be your wife," said Valerit ; then, with a gay lauch, "And now ve can afford an unlimited amount of icld gloves, so perhaps it is more desirable to have $30,000 a year instead of $8,000. Besides, it has giv en me the good opinion of your moth er and you, my love, my life, that have loved me for myself." Good AdTice from a Sympathizer. From theNatloE, (Dem.) The message does not, as'lho demo crats hoped, base the veto on the form of the bill, and therefore make it possible to meet it by seperating the appropriation from the repeal. It goes to the merits of the mater in con troversy and claims for the federal government the right to use the army in aid of the marshalls to protect voters and repress disorders at federal elections, or, in other words, to dis charge duties which the democratic theory reserves to the Etate govern ments exclusively. We think there can be little doubt that on this issue the democrats will, in the long run, be beaten, though they will doubtless owe their defeat largely to the fact that the army is so small. They can not make it appear that in its present dimensions it is dangerous as a police force, or is anything but a police force; nor can they convince people that the federal government needs no police force to execute the laws. It is to be observed, however, that though there have been threats of coercing the president, thus far there has been no coercion of him, and we feel very certain none will be attempted. The democrats have got to the end of a very silly business, and will now probably refrain from utterly disgust ing the country by voting the appro priation or else continue the appro priation of last year until Decem ber. m m Ho"R to Make Cologne Water. With no trouble at all, any one can make in her own store room a' better article of cologne than that which is usualb bought, by thorouely dissolv ing a-fluid drachm of the oils of berg amont, orange and rosemary, each wich a half a drachm ofneroil and a pint of rectified spirits. As good as can be made out of cologne itself, however, is also prepared by mixing with one pint of rectified spirits two fluid drachms each of tho oil of berga mont and lemon, one of the oil of 22, 1879. orange, and half as much of that of rosemary, together with three-quarters ofa drachm of neroli and four drops each of the essence of ambergris and musk. If thiB is subsequently distilled, it makes what may be called a perfect cologne, but it becomes exceedingly fine by being kept tightly stopped for two or three months to ripen and mellow before use. Clicmist. Horse Delusion. Gradually It begins to get into the mind of the average larmer that rais ing trotting horses doesn't pay at least for him. It may pay somebody, but that somebody is not himself. 'Tis true the papers say that "Joker" has been sold for a thousand or more; but young "Dexter," now five years old, that has a very "promising gait," and has never earned a cent, for he was too valuable to work, has- not been sold. "The price for such a colt is low not a bagatelle of hia true worth. Such a stepperas he is worth $500. Why people ought to snap at him at that figure." "He will go one of these days, when a man comes along who can appreciate him." "Wby.I should not be surprised if he brought several thousands yet. See what Bonner pays, and this colt is a grandson of 'Hambletonian.' " And so the delusion is kept up un til young "Dexter" "eats himself up" several times, and theskeleton buggy is worn out, and then in despair and disgust the owner sells him for $125 all he is worth and the trotter goes into the horse market and wears out before some light wagon or perhaps a street car. Not one "promising colt" of trot ting stock in twenty-five is ever worth any more than the average value for horses designed for drudges before light carts and trucks and street cars. Here they are really un fitted for the work required of them, as they are generally too light in bone and muscle, and consequently break down early. The time spent in fus sing over trotting colts by the time they are five years old, and in train ing them, is worth all they will av erage in price when sold, take the country through. Such a colt must not work, as it would spoil its gait and spirit ; so it doe3 not earn any thing, and grows up a dead los3 and leaves the breeder in debt. The ac count might be made up in this way: TOUNG DEXTER. Dr. . 15 W . ) 75 00 To use c-f sire. keenlntr dam one veer without work- winter! rue arst winter- keeping second year, hay ami oata oo mini cio oo do fourth do do do flrth do do skeleton bossy orsclky ,,, Total If a colt ?3S&3 had been raised large enough for a carriage or cart horse, or to be used on a heavj truck which kind of horses have a fixed value and are in constant and permanent de mandat three years of age it might have been put to work and earned its keeping, and, when five years old, it would bring from $200 to $300, accord ing to its style and size. These are the colts for farmers to raise, especial ly in the Eastern States. They will always bring a paying price, for they are good for farm work or any sort of service. They must not be less than sixteen hands high, with as much natural style and action as possible. It is not necessary that they should be "trotters," but they should be cood easy travelers. Let the breed ing of trotting horses be confined to the large breeding farms, where the business is Fystemized and expert trainers can handle them ; and then a large proportion of the demoraliza tion connected with fast horses, and much of the damage" to farmers in try ing to breed and train them, may be avoided. Col. F. D. Curtis in Sural 2sew Yorker. Cliat Anion? the Flowers. "Heigho, Miss Crocus. What are you about there, stirring so uneasily in your hed?" cried MI33 Tulip, in c voice smothered by the mold which covered her still. "Here you have been snuggled so cosv and comfortable all the long cold winter. Why can't you be quiet now?" "The sun has kissed me, and I am glad to awake," said Crocus in a clear voice, for she had peeped above the leaf mold and bad seen the brown earth once more." "Oh Tulip if you could but see the dear Pansies looking so green and comfortable, and the pretty Hyacin ths just showing their little heads, you would stop grumbling and try to wake up too. Even Madame Pieony oveythe walk, is crowding her red hood through the brown withered grass, to see how the young plants are getting on." "Time enough by-and-by," mut tered Miss Tulip. "The Winter King wrapped the Pansy tribe so close and warm in his great drifts. A poor return for all his kindness, I think. I do not admire pushing-forward peo ple. Modesty Is becoming even among the flower peopie." "Ha, ha; what Is .that you ere say ing down there?" said gay little Daf fadil, tossing her long, green leaves. "Grumblers are always vulgar, dis agreeable creatures, I think. Wake up here and enjoy yourself like the rest of us." "Oh, my dears, do not quarrel so," said Miss Pink, who like the Pansy family had been so closely wrapped by the friendly drifts that she had not; lost her summer dress. "We gain nothing I am sure by finding VOL. 23. NO. 48. fault with each other. And Miss Tu lip, it does seem nice to peep out from that dismal snow-shroud, aud see all the dear friends again. "We are waiting patiently for you my dears,"" "Well, well, all in good time, little Lpet," ejaculated Miss Tulip. "I'll be up and dressed in my gayest robes before you now, see if I don't." And true enough, when the flowers one after another came timidly forth, there stood Miss Tulip all in gold and scarletrobes like a queen waiting to receive them. Jrs E' J. Richmond in IZural ITew Yorker. GRANT ABROAD. Wolcomo or General Grant to the Sacred City of the Hindoos. The historian -of the Grant tour writes from Benareas under date of March 10: It was late in the evening when we arrived at Benareas. The day had been warm and enervating, and our journey was through a country lack ing in interest. Long, low. rolling plains monotonous and brown were all we could see from the car windows. At the various railway stations where we stopped guards of honor were in attendance native troops in their white parade costumes and officers in scarlet, who came to pay their respects to the General. The viceroy has telegraphed that he will delay his departure from Calcutta to the hills to enable himself to meet General Grant. In return for this courtesy the General has appointed to be in Calcutta earlier than he expect ed. He has cut off Cawnpore, Lahore, Simla, and other points in Northern India, which had been In his pro gramme. Then .the weather is bo warm that we must hurry our journey so as to be out of the country before the hot season is rallying upon us and the monsoon storms bar our way to China. It Is a source of regret to the General that be did not come earlier to India. Every hour in the coun try has-been full of interest, and the hospitality of the officials and the people is so generous and profuse that our way has been especially pleasant. What really caused this delay was the General's desire to take the American man-of-war Richmond, which has al ways been coming to meet him, but has never come. But for his desire to accept the courtesy of the President in the spirit in which it was offered the General would have come to India earlier. As it is the offer of the Gov ernment was a barren one. If the General had waited fortheRimond he would never have seen India, and from the pace she is making In the Atlantic waters it would probably have taken him as long to go round the world as it did Captain Cook. rNDEF. AN INDIAN SUN. Travel in India during the day is very severe. The only members of our party about whom we have anx iety on the ground of fatl?ue are Mr. Borie and Mr3. Grant. The friends of Mr. Borie will be glad to know that he has stood the severest part of his journey around the world wonderful ly well considering the years that rest upon him and his recent illness. Mr. Borie is a comprehensive traveler anxious to see everything, who en ters into our journey with the zest and eagerness of a boy, and whose amiability and kindness, patience un der fatigue and consideration- for all I about him have added a charm to our journey. Mrs. Grant has also stood the journey, especially the several phases of it, marekmsly, aud justifies the reputation for endurance and en ergy which she won on the-NIle. As for the General, he i3, so far as him self is concerned, a severe and merci less traveler, and never tires; always ready for an excursion or an experi ence, and as indifferent to the com forts and necessities of the way as when in Vicksbarg campaign- he would make his bivouac at the foot of a tree. There is military quality in traveling on the General's part, that be will map out hi3 route for days ahead from maps and time tables, ar range just the hour for his arrival and departure, and never vary it. What we shall do after leaving Cal cutta is uncertain. If the Richmond is in reach, or there is some othir ves- Isel of the navv within reach, the General will take her for the purpose of visiting some points outside of the beaten track of travel. If she has not entered the Indian Ocean the General will keep on with Buch passenger line3 as he can find, and be-homeear-13 in the summer. "It suprises me to see o young man like you here," said Judge Bow fcer, at Reno, Nevada, the other day to a fellow who had been" wbcoping it up over night. "You filled your self up with an enemy to deprive you of brains," proceeded the Court, re arranging Its spectacles and glaring at the culprit. "Now here you are, a young man of intelligence with good clothea on, and doubtless you have a mother and sisters who think a good deal more of you than I do. You've been sent to school and taught how to earn a good living. In return for all this you go screaming around the streeta at midnight, tearing down signs and making a wild beast of yourself. Is that the conduct of a ren-iouauie creature : sso, of course I it nn't. Now, I'm going to teach you a lesson, young man. You needn't turn pale, for it won't help you any. Have you got any chew ing tobaceo about you? Thankee. Chew more aud drink less, like I do. THE ADVERTISES e.-ir.FArasaoTiixz. t.c.itaczxji FAIUBROTHER & HiCRER, Publishers Jfc Proprietor. A-DTERTISIRG ItATES. OBelnca.eae year- Kaea saeeeedlag iHca, per ; SM 53 One inch, per month. Raeha4HMenat tech. per nenfe Xal sdvortiscnients atlal rates- enes!nare. (Wffiies or NOnpareJi.er te)ncisfirtf en . . aaAni traBsfeatadvertteKaeatBiaast ae Dal forin advance. j OFFICIAL PAPER'.OF THECOUSTT You're discharged. Xext timeyou're tempted to take a- drink think of my kindness and weep, and refrain from the debasing habit. Eh?" Well, I don't care if I do Avery, come out and join me with this young gentle man." jEfcv riatonicLovc. From theSt.Loois Times-JoarnaT. The remarkable divorce ease of John vs, Mary Brunick was decided yesterday by Judge Thayer, granting the divorce to the husband. John and Mary were married on the seventh, of Deoember, 1S7S, and after the con gratulations had been poured out up on the young couple, and all tho guests had retired, it occurred to- John that it would be well to retire to the bridal eouch. Young hus bands can readily imagine the aston ishment of John wheu his blushing; bride, in her most bewitching night robe, drew herself up proudly by tho bedside, and, putting one delicate little foot forward upon the mossroscr carpet, remarked : "We are married, but we have gone far enough. Good night." John was rewarded with a kiss, and then a soft hand waved inr the direction of the door leading to another bedchamber. John was not a graduate of the school of plantonio love, and the situation was- entirely new to him, but words of entreaties-,, and even tears were of no avail. The- bride of a few hours bade him retire, aud in a twinkling the snowy draper- of the nuptail coach enfofd ed in sweet repose and virgin inno cence the fair form the pure Mary. Such a condition of affairs did not lead to much harmony, and John might have expressed- somewhat warmly his practical ideas concern ing platonic affection. Iu any case, the young bride sobbed herself into or pretty pet and toddled off home to her mama. The husband brought hia- grievances to the ears of thecourtand obtained relief; that is to say, a deorea of divorce was granted to him- Tennessee forGranU Knoxvllle Chrouicle. During a recent trip to Washington? and New York we have been surprised at the unanimity of public senti ment in favor of General Grant for tho presidency In 18S0. We knew that he was a great favorite with the people, and we knew that the feeling in repub lican ciroles in favor of his nomina tion in 1SS0 was 9trong, but we did not appreciate the overwhelming, irresistible tide in that direction. It s practically unanimous among repub licans, and we have heard a- number of democrats declare their Intention to vote for Grant. We believe. If he is a candidate, he will recev-e at least 10,000 more votes in Tennessee than has ever been given to a republican candidate in the state. TTules3 he de clines, his nomioation by the rapub licans is a foregone conclusion, and his election is certain. We do not know that he will be a candidate, but if he is he will be the next pres ident. No Third Partt in ISSOlThe lonesome and woe-begone assistant Deraecratic editora are compelled tt admit that at first glance it looka as if the tide had set In agaiaet the Dem ocratic party. They have been wait ing for the people to rebuke the Re publican leaders and organs for their bitter partisanship in calling atten tion to the CoBfederste majority in Congress, and for their narrow mind ed efforts in trying to head off that majority's magnanimous attempt to wipe out the edious Republican legis lation of the past fifteen: years, but the people have clearly euough declined1 to "rebuke." In fact, they have turned the rebuke around and fitted it upon the other side. Stalwart Re publicanism is the order of the day now, and narnbypambyism wiH be forced to take a back seat till the pres ent "scrimmage" is over with. if sw York Tribttne. A little girl where s minister had been invited to dinner, wa3 privately placed on her good behaviior. Find ing a lull in the conversation at the tea cable, she folded her hands and" said, "O God, please pass the baiter Two sons of the celebrated Jem Maceare preachers In Australia. They show themselves braver even t&aa r their sire, as they tackle the deTil, while Jem only struck ont at weak morality. To fell a diamond from a gernr looic through the stone at the point of a needleorasmall hole in the card, and if there are two points or two holes the stone is not a diamond. A series of experiments has estab lished tho fact that chloroform neu tralizes the action of strychnine upon the human system. Senator Jones, of Nevada, says he can see no purpose in the Democratic party except to resist the civilization of the period. Amber is found in the mines, rivers and sea coast of Prussia. It is used in varnish and for mouil-n:ece! of pipes. A young fedy's prayer-book Is so heavy now that it takes a yoig man to carry it home frai ehureh. Ts -"""TiBl V& fiftlf'i.a.fraattiMKiHB A'iffir.. . T '