rwgfssapw -!MBMMafflafiaBgEK?Pg.:?- , - ggWMWlWWMFt- am - - " T- 1-V J I -W " 1. , "i"- . '. :s" "- THE ADVERTISER FAIRBROTHER & HACSEK, PsilUhen Jc Proprietors . I f I I i TERMat, IX ADVANCE me mw. yr Ob oops-, six maaMiT 8e cepr. taree ziBtbA. S3- X ps.peret fcMft the oce natll paid I.t. U EADIXG DIATTER OXEYERTPAGE J. H. BATTER, Maaatactarer an Dealer is 3'y 2Q Slaniets. Brasies, Tly Nets, &c. a3 Rptnnr Jon p hon notice. The cele br&tetf VaewiBi Oil B.srfctas. tor prerTtls Hr nm. Soo. e. ce . a! wjt o band. Srownville, Xeh. f AGON LAGKSMiTHHOP ONE DOOK W&T OF COCET "HOC5E. TirAGON MAKING, Repairing, t Plow, and a!! work done IE thebet (OMWwud o fcoci tlee. Srtlucta paaraa d. Crveltaaan. r3-ly. pHARLES HELMER, FASHIONABLE loot and Sho MAZ3H. p-. Having Uoaent tbecs j m hrp of a. Robtson. r I am pivp-red to do work oi an Kiatis a.c jkt Reasonable Rates. 5!r -5 5-Kptriijr etlv- and jbsS?". prompt lydoue. fZ - fcuop No. 62 Main Street. ISroirtivJllc. .Vebraska. USE THIS BRAND BEST IN THE WORLD. And Better than any Saieratus. One teaapnottfnIT of thf '-da n-rl with soer milk eqaab- fonr tepoon-fnlN of tbe test Bktn Powoler, shvInc Twotjr ;tM Its ct. valnaMe in fornuitioa. 2ftlwtmpaaafI k too btcse a not xwtd i i.,itlL- at tbrt, ot-e ) Pw war da. 31tn5 cJosepli Schnts, Clocks, Watches, Jewelry! - K(o constantly on hand alarreand wel. , l u.jtt!!it(xlc t rm. i.eintc.ecB h si. S-ijRer''" 2 of Cues. Wtc ea ami Jewelrr .rp. ori short nmic. at iasoIiie rates At IT K V-KITAyTKD Also sole j-1 es.i at i t X.AZ&RTC & MORRIS CEI.KBRXTKD PKRFECTKD SPECTACLES & HE GLASSES No. V Main Street. BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA. SPECIAL NOTICES. TEACHERS WANTED si $3 0 to SlOO or 1 "MONTH dnr- InrttK1 prins nnl ?nrarar F r full pArfcn- i lar.ar,Jr- J ' VMPniCi S-w oms 310. Oct -,g:'jir IDg5t-3tgl Ciialncnecf Bnd L9d A iaCOrcatrHUurn, i:ae rnfirrt ereor; iagO:ibf--UjIOu:ni., juCtjrreariTxj .AA sedSs Xz ia. -"" ' If ?s5 tscn r-aj.T-i eta VlgS I'lLV ijTaTr jaa. d fnw ri br UjS i EXALT. 12 Sis-j Sse:. CScaco.I3 iniiTi 'KS C X 0 1 OLsil Juhcon's Avadmr Llslmpnt will Dositlvely cu'esxefA.- . : - in', maticn t&at wflj save Eij.ny j. ves -e frv, - ft'. Dor "t delay a 10- . meet Prexe. uuc --s better than cure. i:od Ev-1 erai:e:v LS-JOHNsOX Jc Co-,Baacor.iiaine. fiXJl BENSON Q BERSONJnMlHF . , i .".j "--w Wm OUS PIASTER se S There :. tm cfonhr abnnt th T-rvtLt arrwrfrtn- j5 enrer rocn;. n x- t- jt r - ters antf other exter- ?3 3 t.. r""v er. s-j-jte.-. r tr z.ls clectr'ral ap-2 pi-aro v.-.. .ifi;T-'nia iyxrcttr.oou' ai- i j; ant. ail trsoKi n:s "fttze roat and XiUiigs PEHMAKEKTLT CURED. iDR. T. A. SLOCUM'S Great Remedy "PSYCHINE" taken ui o"-n- zreuor wi J & COMPOUND EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL : ta.s hvKpoftftes sf ILIME and SOS. U FREE BoniFssrsa rtErprrss a64res to I)r. T AStocnm. 1SI. Pearls rr S: lOft. rVf"- . 50 I " JV 1 in I ,t . I1W H4 9 r ricr f i37 : - 5; V .! ' o taLX & i i 1 riSrta SJiliSIU K&4I2 JklU c Hfe.vr5V TS 7K'l - ' 1 tr 'ask vHC Sa7 m r t yvlTs;,jjSsSgj V Iran w ja s tfL 2 5 M TF2? JTL 2 S Th nn V J . P 1 00 n ., - im - . ESTABLISHED 1S56. 1 Oldeat Paper in the State ACTHOniZZD BT THE U. S. G0TEK5HE5T. irslNaliona OF BROTTTlXI.E. Paid-uj) Cajntal, $50,000 Authorised -' o003000 15 rKEPAKED TO TK.OCSACT A General Banking Business StTY .ST SEIX ,G0LN & UUtfKKNUI UliAT8 on all tfcepriaciixU cities nfthe United States and Europe MONEY LOANED Oa approved ecrit7 oar. Time Drafts dtcnt fA. jm& soeeial eeninsnotatiH crant! t depaalt rs. Dealers is GOVEITKNT BONDS. STATE, COUNTY & CITY SECURITIES DEPOSITS llece yaWe mi desaa. a INTEREST al- eerctacaies r ie?sn. DrRHTTOBS. Tfa.T. D. B. M. BaUct. X.A KaMMojr. PrawV: E. Johnoa, Itler Har "Was. Frafctber. JOBS L. CARSOX, A.R.DAVI5)?r Cahier. Pr&4MeL I. C.Se:."ArG ETON . Al.Cftshfer. THE A2DVEHTISES inn nniUTEU J1MJ rninii DEPARTiCENT. A fiae a'irtmeit of Type Bor ders. Bales. Stck,tc, foraristia?. s 1 103X98. IBRINSiiaHK CARDS. Cotre and Brszcd Laaels, STATEMENTS. LETTER & BILLHEADS EKVHLOPES, Cf xcalars. Dodders, Prog raaraes. Show Cards, BLAXK TTOEK OF ALL KIXDS. Wlta aeatness aad dispitca I ClIEir OK I5FEBI0E "VTOEK xoTsounrzn. CarfoaStek, BltOtTILlB, 3TE11. BROIsTTILLE Ferry and Tranfers COMPANY. Haviog; a firs daw ?team Ferry, and ewala? aadeoBtraliBtbeTraasferliBe from nROTFXTIXLE TO PIIEUPS. we are prepared t renr enttre athfactteal t transfer of Freight aod ra.-eagers. We raa a regular lia of to all traJiM. AT orders left at tbe Transfer Com; psnyso8ce will receive prompt attention. J. BoGeld. Gn. SupL Muni!1 JilMliliG Meat Market u HTJTCITEJiS, BROTTXTCIXS, NEBRASKA. Good. Sxreet, Presfc. Meat Always on hand, and satisfaction guar antied to all easterners. J". I IR,03T5 i a A A A . 3-T -SJT .; IBank niTi U11U jei 1 low tone, as the strange? deliberately TTi A ffslAv1"11 over the th!nes he bad ds" J JbJl Wx w v6 J&P JT ' tnanded to be shown. j Mr. Garnet turned sharply round, Keeps a roll uaect gave the girl the bank-notes, and iOHIiLCBBMSfflSS Ornamented and Plain. AlsoShrouds for men. ladies and infants, tSJtSJSvS Felthouser wiU(she was too much engaged with her & Bodies iTeserveu and Embalmed. T,ll 31aiii Strrcl, IHIOWXYlLLP.jXEB. The Little Xischlef. Onlj- a -Rree little mortal. Asleep on the nnrsery Soor, 3Ild a pile of neglected playthings "Which litter the -whole room o'er. Two little fat arms lylns Over a enrly head. And smiles which awaken the dimples Parting the lips so red. Kitty-cat Bits by the Are, Too disgusted to purr. For some one has spilled white powder All over her glossy black for. 3Iy basket has gone from the table. My work has been emptied out. And spools, and cotton, and thimble Are here and there scattered about. Here's dolly with arms and legs broken, And a terrible crack In her head. And her cheeks washed white asa lilly. That once were so rosy aad red Poor Fldo the puppy is whining ; Poor fellow I no wonder you wall ! I wonder what mischievous fingers Fastened that cup to your tall ! It was only that wee little mortal. Asleep on the nursery floor; And nnrse stands aghast at the litter Which covers the whole room o'er. "Well, pick them up patiently, nurse, Over and over again, Een though that bundle of mischief "Will make all your labor in vain. Better a home with a baby. And a floor all littered with toys. Than one that Is empty forever Of ehiidish prattle and notse. So here's a kiss for the darling' Ob forehead, and mouth, and chin, And wherever I find a dimple, I'll smuggle the kisses in. Youth's Companfan. EDITH'S BEOOCE. "There, that's enough, young wo man," said the harsh voice of Mr. Garnet, the jeweler, as a young and timid female still lingered near his counter. "I have made yon the offer. If you like to take it, well and good ; if not, you had better be off at once.' Still the girl hesitated. "Can you not do any more for me ? The brooch is so very valuable. It has been prized as one which is ex tremely rare," she pleaded. "My good girl, do be reasonable. I have given my ultimatum. I never make two prices," said Mr. Garnet, sharply. "I can waste no more time on you." And the jeweler turned frcra the young lady and Jady she was, in all her look a:-d attitude and tone to a customer who had just entered the shop. "Is rny pin finished yet?" he in quired. And Mr. Garnet turned off" to a neighboring drawer to brlog the trinket forth from its hiding-place. "There it is, Mr. Tr&raus. I hope it will prove all satisfactory, sir,' wa the civil reply, as the jeweler brought it to the counter. "It was a tiresome job, and we will be obliged to charge accordingly, it will be $40, sir." Mr. Trevaus drew out his pnrse, and paid the money without further comment. But as he did so his glance fell on the splendid diamond and ruby brooch that was still repciug on tbe counter near its shrinking mistress. ! and then it turned on the young lady btr?e!f wlih keen though not atten- i tive observation. Hers was a face and figure that I could well bear inspection. f j Paul's gaze furtively rested on her j winning charms, while the jeweler j wrapped up the beautiful breast-pin i that had been so costly in its repair. The young man Jounced carelessly about the shop, examining its prec ious contents, and now ancthen ask ing the price of the tempting articles, while Edith Montrose once again spoke to Mr. Garnet, In a low, eager tone. "The brooch is worth $500, I have often beard. I will be content with ?30. Can you not give it to me? Even then it is a great loss," she ad- ded. plaintively. Mr. Garnet hummed and hawed, looked again at the jewel, and again appeared to give way. "Well, well, I always was rather soft where youth and beauty were in the case. I expect I shall lose; but it cannot be helped. I will give you the money. There, write this receipt and your name and address, and it shall be a bargain." Edith sighed deeply, hut there was no alternative ; a young sister and an invalid brother depended on her for support. Was it for her to prefer a trinket, however valuable, to their comfort and welfare? Ine thought emboldened her to conquer feminine repugnance to such a s&crifice. The pen was seized and tbe acquit tance gien during tbe brief absence of the jeweler. But as he returned to his post with the bank-notes, another customer en tered, followed by a large Newfound land dog, who made up to Edith and fawned upon her with singular marks of affection, while his master began to inquire for the articles that he re- I quired from the store. "Can I go? Will you please give I me that sum?" faltered Edith in a then devoted himself to his more e customer. i jucaunuiie, jciuuu .uoutrosa leit I the sboP and was fed for some distance by Paul Trevaux, tbouch own thoughts to observe his move- ' ments, or perhaps his very existence BEOWNVILLE, NEBEASKA, "What kind of a brooch were yon wanting, Mr. St. Croix V asked the jeweler of his remaining customer. "I have not long since purchased one of exceeding value and beauty, which I should like to show you." Mr. Garnet looked round to point out the jewel in question ; hot jt was not visible. He searched the jewel cases, the papers, and the inkstand from which Edith had taken the pen; but in vain. The brooch had vanished. 25b trace of it conld be found, and Mr. Garnet's Ire was both loud and deep. "Theyoung minx! Yes, there can be no doubt of it! I am seldom so utterly befooled. But who conld have believed such a thing? She really looked like a lady. Well, she shall suffer for it, cost what it will. I'll have no mercy. Mr. St. Croix, now am I not justified ? You are witness. Xiook here at this receipt." And he displayed the graceful handwriting of his young client to Mr. St. Croix's stern eyes. "A trick, of course. You never can be up to them; they have as many disguises as a detective," he returned. "However, I shall be very happy to bear witness in the matter, Mr. Gar net," he added, pocketing the jewels which he bad just purchased from Mr. Garnet's store, leaving the jewel er to the indulgence of his wrath. "Young woman, we have a war rant against you. You must come with us," said two ferocious-looking individuals, or, at least, they had a most formidable appearance in the eyes of the poor girl and her invalid brother, as"they entered their humble apartment. "For what? There must be some mistake,' faltered the girl, shrink ingly. "2Tot at all. We never make mis takes. Ain't your name Edith Mon trose?'' they asked, sharply. The girl bowed her head. "Ah! yes; It's all right. And weren't you In the shop of Mr. Gar net, yesterday, jeweler. In Old Bond Street?" was the next query. And again tbe assent was mutely given. "Very well. Thenyon're the right person ; and if yon don't chooae to give np the brooch you stole, we must take you off at once to prison," was the reply. "I have no brooch. It Is fajse! I sold it," exclaimed the girl, with flashing indignation in her eyes and face. "Ha, ha ! Wt know -rrfaat all that f means. We must search the house if you are still obstinate, young lady," returned the elder man. "There are but three rooms on this floor that belong to me. I and my brother and sl.-ter lodge here," she re plied, sadly. "My brother is in one of tbe rooms. He is ill. Please do not shock him with such a dreadful falsehood, " she went on, presently. "That's your look out; not ours. You should not have done it," the nan answered, grufSy. But tbe other whispered a few words to him thatsomewhat mollified bis hardness; atyd when they pur sued their search to the invalid's room, they so far softened their man ner as to refrain from fully explaining their errand to the astonished Cecil. "Well well ; its very cleverly hid den ; but you'll be made to turn it out, young lady," said the official. "You must come with us ; and if you chooae to tell your sick lad there not to expect you back. It will, perhaps, save some trouble." Poor Edith shivered ; but her love for the suffering Cecil prevailed over her woman's fears, and she quietly told him she might have to give some evidence about a lost brooch, and that the younger sister Mable would take her place in his room. And with this last brave attempt to conceal her suf fering, she departed with her rough escort to the degrading destination of the police court. The ordeal there was brief enough. There was no defence; but still only presumptive proof of ber guilt. So a remand and a humane permission to ocenpy a room under surveillance in stead of going to a common prison, was given by the Indulgence of tbe bewildered and doubting magistrate. "Miss Montrose, I have obtained leave to see you. I trust you will pardon the liberty I am taking in this self-introduction, and in obtaining permission to take up your case," said a gentleman, who had just been an nounced to the young prisoner In the rough and ready style of her jailor. And Paul Trevaux stood before her, with a frank yet respectful air that was adapted to win at once her confi dence and her respect. "You are very kind, but I do not know you." she said, timidly. "I have no friends to help me prove my innocence, and it is unfair to expect a stranger to believe when proof is so strong against me." "Never mind whether it is fair or not," he replied, smiling. "It i enough that I do trnst you as I would myself, and that, being a budding barrister, I Intend to. win lanrels in vindicating yon trinmnhantlv as an innocent lady. Will yon allow such presumption ?"' Edith's eyes filled with tears for the first time since her misfortunes. "Yon are indeed cood and kind ? assnrp von fro my very heart that I am Innocent z. z,., . . .. .. . .. nune uuiiLiPss nr rnp rnotr enrf n. color rose indignantly at tbe desrad - -j c . , nuu-ua ing word. "No ; I sold the brooch in she said, "and I do assure vou fromfstoPPed THURSDAY, APRIL question to Mr, Garnet, and received the money, and left 'the jewel, while he was engaged with another gentle manthe one with a large dog, I mean." "And you are Eure the brooch was on the counter then ?" he asked. "Quite sure," she replied, and then the subject dropped, and the conver sation turned on other topics, and Paul heard, with much difficulty, the sad story of the young girl's early troubles, how she and her brother and sister had been left orphans, and that all her energies had been taxed to tbe ntmost to meet the demands on her courage and her time by such a bur den. And though she only distantly al luded to any peculiar difficulties, the very fact of parting with so valuable a family jewel, was enough to prove the straits in which they had fallen. Paul lingered till the last moment of bis time, and then departed, more than before convinced of the Inno cence of bis fair client, and equally conscious that she appeared to him most lovely and fascinating. t "Pray, Mr. Trevanx, what witness es have yon to call in defence of the prisoner?" asked the magistrate, in an accent of severity that perhaps covered the dangerous yearnings ofl'etc man visited the office of the in- indolence in his heart. "Simply Mr. St. Croixand his dog," replied the young man, calmly, "rmonw, to recoro everj Pouuu auu believe thev are both in court, and if i I can extract no Information from them, I can only plead absence of any real proof for my client." There was a general buzz as the larce Newfoundland appeared by the pide of hio master, and looked round the crowded court with dienifipd in quisitiveness. But when his eyes fell &" " " "" -""-on Edith, the creature could scarcely f beer arf hoP3 and th,Bt PPt .n af,aiH fmm m.hinc to hpr to barley ovrn as malt. Tbe prm- display the strange regard he had con- ceived for ber. "Mr. St Croix." said Paul, calmly, j "may I ak if yon have examined your dress, as yon wore it on the day when the brooch was lost I mean, so as to make it absolutely certain It cannot have ben carried off by yon in ignorance. Of conrse, T distinctly mean that the trinket might have clnng to some part of your garment while yon were utterly unconscious of its very existence, and I am Fure, for this young lady's sake, yon will pardon the question," "Is is impossible. I have worn them ever since tbe day. I must have; detected such an involuntary theft nao" It been committed' replied Mr. St. Croix, gravely. "And yonr dog? May I venture or will you kindly undertake to pass this comb through his hair?" resum ed tbe barrister. There was a general laugh in court; but Paul was not to be turned from his purpose. He came forward, and passed the large comb he held asain and again through Nentune's thick coat of hair without effect. But jast when a cry , of dernive contempt was uttered by Mr. Garnet, there was a sharp, light sound en tbe floor of tbe court. The missing brooch had become en-1 tansled in the innermost recesses of! the shagcy mane, just below his broad leather collar, and Neptune stood eonvieted of felony. But be was not only freely shield ed from punishment by a par- don, bnt some few months afterwards he was made a wedding present to Mrs. Paul Treuaux, nee Edith Mon trose. Sore Eyes. BV 3IELVIX.LE C. KEITH, IT. D. The peculiar sore eyes which are somewhat prevalent in the state, are caused by a paraite, which is propa gated by contact; consequently sore eyes are "catching," because the little animal causing tbe sore eves burrow under tbe skin and breed, and when they come out or are at the surface,: can ue rubbed oB on the towel ana transmitted one to another. -n mk r.f ironimnnf ? tni use an alkaline wash. A weak solu tion of soda or a very weak lye from corn B3hes, or wood ashes strained I clear, care being taken not to allow h-. I. n A.m(l fn rrma tn rnrt3f! the lve to touch anvthing but the jrcrean a SnaaeBMHuuiUuS j nnunaea tne uog, "les, indeed, a; periment?" The eommuB lids, "will kill the parasite, and the ' the beer -guzzlers of Milwaukee. The couple of boaes with some meat on ! IegaI prosecatonf oa the gr eves will heal up themselves. roa"er wa3 rowea UP Ior severa wuW also be very acceptable ! ."so I it Tio!a:e3 ao Ia. " .. , . ,. . days. In its second article it says :i they made haste towards the spot The nroner method of prevention is .. ...... . . . . . j a - a-rAftrnaricnCTE.Tivrra ruin r- iiiqiib v nwn - .--. - -. e.l. -. - .- i . t- i from cram inferior to barley, and then with those who have eore eyes. Keepi - ... . . , .. ' ., , . . , i ' doelored ttniA pernicious drug to dis- the children awav from the infected i . . ... . . ffruise the immediate effect, can never persons, allow no kisinc, no washing , - F .. . . iT become a wholesome, popular subsli- in the same dish or wiping on the Z- r j i I tute for the stronger kinds of drink. same towel. , I Indeed, it is hardlv a question but A strong decoction of worm- wood j ' ,.,- e Js b ,, ... .. . J what pure alcohol is a safer drink . . , I r i " !i right after the second application. A society paper says : "Square necks are much worn on low corsages. V decks are also seen, but round, low necks are preferred by most young ladies for ball toilets. We prefer Mrtn inr-bQ Andobiectstronelv!, ,,: u k- i .uuuu, .-" , , w " - J are t0 c9tJ-" A few weeks since a New York drummer caw a young wuj f'S fin a field in Macoupin county, III. He; I stopped to ask : "When do you be - '?Jn cradling?" "Nrt till heads are . .. -.. . . ri ..- j k.aa.iii.. .&.....,, ' Tnc cii.'teViii u'uci uticu lusu uui " -. ' tentions reply. The young man pass- i ed nausingly on. io :qua.e ucuw ircu. w -.- , to De po,nlen one io oe perceivea. on nis OacK, tne Uatciimoed npoa the . streets iodustrioe-lv on nnt Vnnr arms. and the.V IieCaS ' mt.:. U tun nnnrihoil a nowxa nf' T .nj U.ll. (K ri. .... I - ! iKinY, mnr, fiArinllars. wesuDDosel .L it., t sr-4 , i.-: , i. .v. ....j - . , maicn ior ii m style. . v .. u.w.. .LUU u . , , , tne .iiiuguiiiy iu f& uiujil mm mtug iu ueiuueu upuu kue ueau ui lue vjat. 3, 1879. Milwaukee Beer. Mr. Finch writes as follows to the Beatrice Courisr, and, as it should in terest beer drinkers everywhere, we publish it: May I talk to your readers on beer. Beer drinking is the curse of America, England and Germany. It is the principal cause of drunkenness. Lager-beer is popular with the ignorant in most of our cities and towns, and many of our most cultivated people have thoughtlessly fallen into the use of it. Perhaps this accursed bev erage will not be so popular when tho33 who now advocate it? use study its effect and tendency, and its manu facture and adulteration. Milwaukee Lager-beer Is a fair sample of beer ev- ery where. The Milwaukee JYctre, a leading daily paper of that city, in a I recent artiole says: "It has lately be- gun to be a matter of remark among beer-drinkers that they cannot drink beer with a3 much impunity as here tofore. Indulgence of three or four glasses in the course of an evening or even a less quantity is likely to be at tended with violent headache the next morning." A report was circu lated that the brewers were adulterat ing their beer, and in order to investi gate the truth of thi3 report, "the I lernai revenue aeparimeut, wuere terna- revenue every brewer is required by law each bushel of material that he buys for the manufacture of malt liquora, as well as all malt manufactured, and all sales of beer, purchase, stamp, etc" The book containing the information j was placed at the disposal of "the' JYcuw man" and he reDorts the result f of his Investigation as follows: "Tbe I t ;?. ..tIAn- In lm a-n a n t 0 rtWO. ciPaI substitutes are corn rice, and , . . . . , , M :."":.. " ' ZZZ r. i c - - xutup xeaL Dieniu u. iu o i months used 20,700 pounds of corn and 72.3S2 pounds of rice. " 'Valentine Biatz in 6 months used 5S6.356 pounds of corn and 57,337 pounds of rice. " 'Pred Miller In 7 months, used 76.16S pounds of rice. Other figures are given but these are enough for my present purpose. The "Hews man" proceeds: "Marvel ing much at this revelation, the re porter sought and obtained an inter- view with a gentleman whom he knew to be well posted in the tricks of the beer trade, because he had been- for many years employed in a confi dential and responsible capacity by one of tbe largest Milwkee brewers. The reporter produced the above in formation and desired an explanation I of it. Thia authority, m,the coarse of a long interview, gave tbe following facts and suggestions. Not all those brewers whomake no report of tb6 purchase of substitutes are to be cred-' ited with using none. Several of , them buy large quantities of maltfrom the malaster, Gerlack, who runs a; rice malt mill for their special accom- modation. 'The Best Co.,' said this informant, 'buys a large stock ahead of rice at the auction sales of broken, unmerchantable rice, held in New Or leans twice a year.' The reporters asked, 'Are these substitutes harmful in your opinion?' The reply was, 'Tbey are narmtui to oeer aiany rate Beer is properly a liquor mde from hons and barlev. Beer made irom corn, rice, or wheat and drags is about as much beer as batter made from beef scraping is batter, orsngar made from old rags is sugar. Expertdrink ers can detect tbe use of these substi tutes from their effect on the health. I consider rice" especially hurt foil to health. It gives the best color and body but It gives the drunkard "a head" the next morning. Corn is not so injurious totbe health, but beer Partly made from corn must be con- sumea ngnt as. tive in its effects. I have no doubt a.1 a. .?tnw AWk n 1tA.mCrla nQOF 13 - u...u .v.t .- i "pauic . uu.Ufr - - persons, to women, children of women and to nursing who drink it. Another thing; beer made from corn J can never be lager-beer. It has to be J marketed and consumed while! sreen i The firat article in the than this sort of cheaply made and crooked beer 2ot on with Germans, but with a growi proportion of our American-born pop ulation, beer is used at the table and elsewhere for its supposed nutritive qualities. Tbe disastrous and even fatal effects of a regular diet of spuri- nns beer, neon the delicate functions oj luiaui-uuuius ujuijjc3, um uuj Milwaukee for the past few months. I 1 tntr,. A,.,.w? in tUa. knor r i. s, .ri :, were mau.v ul a ucte.enuus u" F"t- m-fcini, the world over. When mire. , uuuua ua.-. t & K: -. rmr nntllFQ !! - n .rA ff nkO . Deer jg a dangerous beverage bat when 3 .-- r- - i t i a. aa ia a, a j uu artai j - i a aa as i t i r t i r a-r i vb : ai l ri a-v t , poisoned it Is mach worse. Bersucl deadens the ntellectand destroyeM nnvsicai ueaiiu. j3.ow ivua ueirt - r i i ui. tt i v .. :n i 11 thinking men will abandon the w dr-nk 0-ignorance. Yours. 1 Jokk B. Finch. VOL. 23 KO. 41. Don't Slam the Gate. Xow. Harry, pray, don't laugh at me. But when you go so late, I wish you would be careful, dear, To never slam the gate. For Besslellstens every night. And so does teasingKate. To tell me next day what o'clock They heard you slam, the gate. Twas nearly ten, lastnight.ybu know. But now 'tis very late (We've talked about so man y things) ; Oh, do notalam the gate. For all the neighbors hearing It, "Will say our future fate "We've been discussing; sol beg You will not slam, the gate. For though It is all very true, I wish that they would wait To canvass eur affairs until "Well pray don't slam the gate ! At least, not now. Bet by-and-by. When la our home" I wait Tour coming. I shall always Mke To hear yos slam the gate. The Musicians of Bremen. A certain man had a donkey which had served him faithfully for many years, but whose strength was so far gone that at last it was quite unfit for work. So his master was thinking how much he could make of the skin. but the Donkey, perceiving that no good wind wa3 bIowingt ran away along the road to Bremen. "There," thought be, "I can be town musi cian." When he bad run some wav he found a Hound lying by tbe road- side yawning like one who J3 very tired. "What are you yawning for now, you lazy fellow ?" asked the Ass. "Ah," replied the Hound, "because every day I grow older and weaker. I cannot go any more to the hunt, and my master has well nigh beaten me to death, so that I took to flight, and nQW j do nQt kmw bQ tQ TQ my bread.' "Well, do you know," said theA33,M am going to Bremen to be town-musician there; sepposeyou go with me and take a share in the music. I will play on the late, and you shall beat the kettle drum." The dog was satisfied, and offthey set. Presently they came to a Cat sitting in the middle of the patS, with a face like three rainy days. "Now, then, old shaver, what has crossed you?" asked the Ass. "How can one be merry when one's neck has been pinched like mine?" answered the Cat. "Because I am growing old and my teeth are all worn to stumps, and because I would rather sit by tbe fire and spin than run after mice, my mistress wanted to drown me, and so I ran away. But now, good advice is dear, and I do not know what to do." "Go with us to Bremen. You on- (jer8tan j nocturnal music, so you can i be a town musician." The Cat con sented and went with them. The three vagabonds soon came near a farm-yard whereupon the barn door tae CoCt was sitting crowing with all n3 mjgb.i. "You crow through mar- i - row- and bone." said the As3; "what d0y0U do that for?" "That is the way I prophesy the fine weather," said tbe Cock; "but because grand goests are coming for the Sun - day the housewife has no pity, and has told the cook maid to make me in tosoup for tbe morrow, and this even ing my head will be cat off. Now I am crowing with a full throat as long as I can." "Ah I but you red-comb," replied tbe Ass, "rather come away with us, for we are going to Bremen, it? find ! there something better than death. You have a good voice, and if we make music together it will have full play." The Cook consented to this plan and so all four travelled on together. They could not, however, reaeh Bremen in one day, and at evening tbey came in to a orest where tbev meant to pass the night. The Ass and the Dog laid themselves down under a large tree;!dw at the conference, that ka mem- j ine uat aau tne uock ciimoea vp jdw , the branches, but the latter flew right t-n fnn -rVkn.. L - .. t. .-. u . kp, uc ue was tue ujut Sttlc, UCI4C ilc CUk lw 0,CCH. j a little snark in the distance, so call- j jng bis companions, be said they were not far from a honse, for he saw a light. The Ass said, "If it is so, we had better cet ap and eo further, for the pasturage here is very bad," and now brighter, nntii they came to a . . .....w ..,. -.... .. a..i.. awuw j7eii ngntea roooers cottage. lhe djaatioas to play jokes amosats near Ass as tbe biggest went to the window j T lo a mania. She ordered cool to be aad peeped in. "What do yon see.Lent to persons who did ot want it, Grayhorse?" asked the Cock. "What despatched anonymoes letters to ex do I see," replied the Ass; "a table ; eije :he ieakxi-v of hninH nl laid ootwitbsavory meats and drinks, with robbers sitting around enjoying : fo!k3' hoases. aad had ohvsician to ly : themselves." "That were the ritrbt. r-fc-o nirh -, k r s i ng sort of thing for us," said the Cock, patieuts. At leaeth the tHn rnl. "V"n .dq T nih - mra. Vn.o. " fo.1 I The Ass had to nlaea hi fnrpfppt nn - .. .. .... ... .. - j.. .,. .u - c. wU.c. lc- lea tocatca aer at ber pranks. A de plied the Ass. Then the- animals ! teeiive operied a correspoadeace, and took counsel together how tbey should jbecced her to Eire bim Qer victme contrive to drive away the robbers, j 5he sent a pbotograpa of the back of and at last they thought of a way. ber nead gH , lfcat Jfc ou uie wiuuuw leusre. me nounu 20tit,; ii vxru.. .ku , i:-i.-j . ucu ... uL-uuujf,.iSiit;u, a,, a I I S l.t J . . , - i er to nerform their mn.it Thf A , hr.fj theTlocr Iwrtpd fh rf mpr. rf 3 --- - w -w- - - ij i.t-rit j -l i I !d, , auu tut octv crew, ana tuey tnaue ca a tremenuoua noise ana so jouq that the nanes of tbe window weraln,.u -t. . .. f.7 g m ic-j . i an iiraran Brrn i... z I ricea nno.Fr n ... .w... .-...v.. uuuu ly sounds, the robbers got np with gr. at precipitation, thinking nothing ADVERTISING RATES. Oselaea.oce raat . i ca SH 18 S4 Each sBceeedtEs fcsca. p- jesr One Inch, jser zseaih- Each additional Inch. per asanta- Thecal a&TerllaTnBtx & 1m-.! -cm n . f 18 llsea of KotrpareiUar less)arst Insert Jo a Jl . . -clssui-v3J!nserJioB.e. i3AIl trsasientadvertiiseseatsmEat be pale fsrlB advice. OFFICIAL PAPEE-.OF THECOrXTY Ies3 that some spirits had come and fled off in the forest. The four com panions immediately sat down at tha table and qsterJy ate up all that was left as if they had been fasting for six weeks. As poon as the four plsyera bad finished they extinguished tha light and each sought for himself a sleeping place according to his nature and custom. The Ass laid himself iown upon some straw, tbe hound be hind the door, the Catnpon the hearth, near tie warm ashe and the Cock flew np upon a beam which ran across the room. Weary with their long walk tbey fell asleep. At midnight tbe robbers perceived from their re treat that no light was bamlng in their house and all appeared quiet; so tbe Captain ssidr "We need not to have been frightened into fits;" and calling one of the band he seat him forward to reconnoiter. The messen ger, finding all still, went into the kitchen to strike a light, artd taking the glistening fiery eyes of the Cat for hot coals he held a lucifer match to them expecting it to take fire. Bat the Cat, not understanding the joke, flew in his face, spitting and scratch ing, which dreadfully frightened hlna so that he made for the back door ; but the Dog, who lay there, sprang up and hit his leg; and as he Hmped upon the straw whereupon lay the As3 it gave him a powerful kick with his hind foot. This was not ail, for ' tbe Cock awaking at the noise stretch ed himself and cried from the beam, "Cock-a-doodle-doo, cock-a-dccIe- -" Then tbe robber ran back as well aa he could to bis Captain, and said,,rAh my master, there dwells a horrible witch in the house who Bpat on me j and scratched my face with her long I nails; and there before the doorstands a man with a knife who chopped at my leg ; and in the yard there lies a black monster, who beat me with a great wooden dob ; and, besH5s all upon the roof sits a judge, who called out, 'Bring the knave np, do ; so I ran away as fast as I coord." After this tha robbers dared not again go near the house, bnt every thing prospered so well with the four town-musicians of Bremen that tbey did not forsake their situations. And there they are to this day, for any thing! know. An Undismayed SoldJer. Toward the close of the fight of Inkermann, IiOrd Paglan, rejnrning from taking leave of Geaeral Strang ways, met a sergeant carrying water for the wounded. The sergeant drew himself np to salnte, when a round shot came bonndfag over tbe hiH.and knocked bis forage cap out of his hand. The man pieked it ap. dusted it on his knee, placed it carefully oa his bead and" made the salnte. not a muscle of his countenance moving the while. "A neat thing that, my man !" said IiOrd Beglan. "Yes, my lord, returned the sergeant wKh an other salute, "but a miss is as good a3 a mile' The commander was proba- b?y cot surprised br such an exhibi- j tion of sang-froid, befoc himself good 1 that way. He was bedly hurt at Wa- terfoo,-and says the Prince of Orange, who was in the hospKal : "I was not conscious of tbe presence of Iord Fitzroy Somerset until I heard bim (call out in his ordinary tae, 'Hallo! Don't earry that arm away till I have taken off my riBg!" Tlie Oneida Expcrfwcnt. Tlis Oneida Ommeaity replies in Us organ, tbe American SaewXjt, to the charges of tke Syracuse elergy, wl:h a challenge to anybody to "cite a single ca?e of ka moral action grow ing out of tbe iaifoenee of tbe com -mnnRy. The following argument is put forward : "The worst eaem;es of the community ad rait, as Dr. Mears . bers are 8jncpre Qnd honest. The charge is that they are fanatical and . mistaken. Does their record prove tUis7 The commnnity takes care of its own, asd throws off no wrecks sach as are constantly falling from ordinary society. It has furnished no j paupers, no eriaijaefc, no- abandoned women, no neglected children. Is it ( not, then, working out a valuable ex- tty defies Bad that i Lelia x lahertv is a Bochesf er rirl of so humorocsadfenositioa that hir ln- J wjTe3f nad eoffiB3 delivered to slcs . . ... i, . . . . . i e recognizea ; oat ae stadied the v. and then waffcprf fh til be saw a lies Flaherty . then had an exneripnrc in n foil n,i -. ' J"' police court that may be of benefit tc r J "" ul UCUBUl lO . U". In case of a fire on the stage, please remember that it will be" at lease' tm mlnnfM Ktt, , , . i - - - - a , tuiuucu uuchiuz nn :nnt fanonr ir the orchestra who-goes yam i ynrn ! ynm ! on the big fiddle. Plenty of J tims to get out qaietJv.