?.. & raewiHMtf " s- -v - THE ADVERTISER G. "W. FAI2B EOTKEE. . C. 1UCZIS. FAIRBROTEER & aiCKERj Publishers and Proprietors. THE ADVERTISER FAIKBROTHER &. EiG&EB,. Pabllsfeers & Proprlttqr.x -Jr'-' ,3- -- SI " IE J-" J L Published Every Thursday Morning" AT BWW2TVIXXE, 2TBBBASEA. TEXLJUS, IX ADVASOE i One copy, eaeyesr .S2 00 . J. 00 . SO tfae copy, sir xneatha- frne copy, three raeatiM US- 2f o pper seat from taeoflSeenatiip&td lit. HEADING XATTER OXEYERYPAGE ESTABLISHED IN 1858. OLDEST i y ti -L JTuJlLi ESTATE A-G-EISTOIT William H. Hoover. Does & general R 1 Estate Business. Sells Ljts5 ob CoaiMiasteB. e;craiies Titles, stakes Bee. tocgi. al aH lnstm jsegu pertaining to the transfer of Beal Es tate. Has a GomDlete Abstract of Titles a. to all Keal Estate In. Nemaha County. I wkfe to iafona ay mcaot tfcatl fewcrsesnt Iropeaec' a sckdy Billiar6. I?ai?lo:r In tie Hall mm Ac Sfceraiaa Heasc, wkcrc amy o& wisbiaj so play a ctet game of Billiards, Pool, or peckers, Will and cvcrythiBg ckaa ani coadected ia good strle. If you want to driek a aics XjEDCOIsr-AJDE or snob a good CDS MAJOR J. J. WARD. PHXL. PRAKBR, Peace and Quiet Saloon and Billiard Hall ! THE BE5T OF 3RA23TrIS, "WISTSS, GINS, td Main St.. opposite Suerman House, Brownville, - - Xebraska. HAS 1TOITSSSK' Having psrebased the EILDBIPKlrs'T T 3 UYEBTM I wish to announce that I am prepared to d j a fir&t ciass iirery business. Josli JtOtfCVS. is now proprietor of the iMfp-rMQ'plrp I Vifin v n n ' and is prepared to accomodate the pabtie with GOOD, FRESH, SVEET MEAT, Gentlemanly aad aoeommodaUng clerks will at sll times be in attendance. Tour patroaaee solicited. Remember the place the oW Paseoe shop,Main-sL, SSroiciiville, - Nebraska. tJ. Xi. K,0""3 Undertaker Keept a full line ot 11LC1ES& USEET Ornamented and Plain. AlscShrocdsornaen. ladlfs and infants. 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IF l JL j kl &ff ft S fJH A 1 i r i &. -jzi f 'icy isss ffi ) b S'A M cinBg t 3 ' fc w m fc. 7 . n w -4T fe Ibnymyleer ' I don't, by Jake. - -- PhlL Dec,sers oldstand. A QUAKES DETECTIVE. BY JUDGE CLASS. We wpre five pnsseneerp in all ; two ladies on the back seat, a middle aged gentleman and a Quaker on the mid dle and m3'self on the front. The two ladies mipht have been mnitiop nnH rinnchfor nnntnnd niece. governess and charge, or might have sustained any other relationship which made it proper for the two la- diee to travel tocether unattpnded. The middle aged gentleman was enrichtlv and talkative. He soon f truck up an acquaintance with the ladies, towards whom, in bis zeal to do he rather overdid, the agreeable bowing and chatting over his shoul ders in a very painfully suggestive, at his time of life, of a "crick" in the neck. He waa evidently a "gay" Lothario. The Quaker wore the uniform of his feet, and confined his Fpeecb, as many a parliamentarian would save his credit by doing, to simple "yeaa" and "nays " As for myself, I make It an invariable rule of the road to be merely a looker on and listener. Towards evening I wa3 aroused from one of those reveries into which a young man, without being a poetor lover, will sometimes fall, by theab-1 rupt query from the talkative gentle man. "Are you armed, sir?" "I am not," I answered, astonish ed, no doubt visibly, at the question. "I am sorry to hear it," be replied, ! "for before reaching the nest etopping place it will be several hours in the night, and we must pass over a por tion of the road on which more than one robbery i3 reported to have been committed." (The ladies turned pale, but the stranger did His Dest to reassure them.) "Not that I think there ia the slightest danger at present," he re sumed, "only when one is responsi ble for the safety of the ladies, you know, such a thing as a pistol in reach would materially add to one's confi dence." "Your principles, my friends," ad dressing the Quaker, "I presume are as much opposed to carrying aa to usin? carnal weapons ?" "Yea," was the response. "Have the villians murdered any of their victims?"' the elder lady ner vously inquired. "Or have they contented them selves with with robbing them?'' added the younger, in a tremulous voice. "Decidedly the latter," the amiable gentleman hastened togive assurance, "and as we are none of us prepared to offer resistance in the case of an at tack, nothing worse than plunder can pospibl3- befall us." Then, after blaming his thought lessness in having utmece-sariiy in troduced a disagreeable subject, the gentleman quite excelled himself in efforts to raise the spirits of the com pany, and had succeeded so well by the time night Bet in, that all had quite forgotten, or only remembered their fears to laugh at them. Our genial companion fairly talked himself hoarse. Perceiving which he took from his pocket a package of newly invented "cough candy," and after passing it first to the ladies he helped himself to the balance, and tossed the paper out of the window. He was in the midst of a high enco mium on the new nostrum, more than half the efficacy of which, heinsiated, depended on its being taken by suc tion, when a shrill whistle was heard and almost immediately the coach stopped, while two faces, hideously blacked, presented themselves, one at each window. "Sorry to trouble you," said the man on the right, acknowledging with a bow two lady-like screams from the back seat : "but. business is business, and ours will soon be over j if things goes smoothly." i "Of course, gentlemen, you will .spare, as far as may be consistent with your disagreeable duty, the feel ings of these ladits,' appealed the po lite passenger, in his blandeet man- i ner. . "Oh! certainly, they shall be the urbianeuueu 10, anu snau not De re- . . . . ... quired to leave their places, or submit to a search, unless their conduct ren- ders it necessary." "And now, ladies," continued the robber, the barrel of his pistol glitter ing in the light of the coach lamp, "be eo good as to pass out your purses, and such other trinkets as may be ac cessible without too much trouble." The ladies came down handsomely, and were not further molested. One by one the rest got out, the middle-aged gentleman's turn coming first. He submitted with a winning grace, and was robbed like a very Chesterfield. My own affairs, like the sum I lost, is scarcely worth mentioning. The Quaker's turn came next. He quietly handed over his pocketbook and watch, and when asked if he had any other valuables,' said ".Nay." A Quaker's word is good, even among thieves ; so, after a hasty ! "good-night," the robber thrust his pistol into his pocket, and tvith his two companions, one of whom had held the reins of the leaders, were about taking their departure. "Stop!" exclaimed the Quaker, in a tone more of command than of re quest. "Stop! what for?" returned the other, in evident surprise. "For at least two good reasons," BEOWNYILLE, KEBEASKA, THURSDAY, MARCH 6, 1879. 7as the reply, emphasized with a conple of Derringers cooked and pre sented. Help!" sboated the robber. "Stop!" the Quaker again exclaim ed; "and if one of thy sinful com panions advances a step to thy relief, the spirit will surely move me to blow thy brainBont." The robbers at the opposite window and at the leaders' heads thought it a J ga me lo S- "Now get in. friends," said the Quaker, st'li covering his man, and taking the middle seat ; "but first de liver up thy pistol." The other hesitated. "Thee hnd better not delay ; I feel: the spirit beginning to move my right forefinger." The robber did as he was directed, and the Quaker took his place by his side, giving the new-comer the n.ld dle of the seat. The driver, who waa frightened out of his wits, now set forward at a rapid rate. The lively gentleman soon recovered his vivaci ty. He was especial ly facetious on the Quaker's prowe3. "You're a rum Quaker, you are. Why, you don't quake worth a cent." "I'm not a shaking Quaker, If that is what thee means." "Of the Hickory or rather of the Old Hickory Stripe, I should say," re torted the lively man; but the Qua ker relapsed into bis usual monosylla bles, the conversation flagged. Time sped on, and sooner than we expected the coach stopped where we were to have supper and a change of horses. We had deferred a redistri bution of our effects till we should reach this piece, as the dim light of the coach lamp would have rendered the process somewhat difficult be fore. It was now necessary, however, that it should be attended to at once, as our Jovial companion had previously announced his intention of leaving us at this point. He proposed a post ponement till after supper, which he proposed to go and order. '"Nay," urged the Quaker, with an approach of abruptness, and Iaj-ing his hand on the other's arm, "busi ness before pleasure, and for business there is no time like the present." "Will thee be good enough to search the prisoner?" he said to me, keep ing his hand in a friendly way, on the passenger's arm. I did so, but not one of the stolen articles could be found ! "He must have gotten rid of them in the coach," the gay" gentleman suggested, and Immediately offered to go and search. "Stop!" thundered the Quaker, tightening his grasp. The man turned pale, and struggled to release his arm. In an instant one of the Derringers was leveled at his heart. "Stir a hand or foot, and you are a dead man." The Quaker muet bae been awful ly excited, so much eo, as to com pletely forget both the language and the principles of his persuasion. Placing the other pistol in my hand, with direction to fire on the first of the two men that made a sus picious movement, be went to work on Lothario, from whose pocket, in less time than it takes to tell it, be produced every item of the missing property, to the utmost amazement of the two ladies, who had begun, in no measured terms, to remonstrate a gainst the shameful treatment the gentleman wa3 receiving. The Quaker, I need scarcely add, was no Quaker at all, but a shrewd detective, who had been set on a band j of desperadoes, of whom our middle aged friend who did not look near eo middle aged when hi3 wig was off was the chief. The robberv had ! been adroitly planned. The leader of the gang had taken passage In the j coach, and after learning, as he sup-i posed, our defenceless condition, had : given the signal to his companions by throwing out a scrap of paper already mentioned. After the unexpected cap ture of the first robber, it was attemp ted to save the booty by secretly pass ing it to the accomplice, still believed to be unsuspected, who counted on being able to make off with it at the next stopping place. The result was that both, for a sea son, did the State some service. iV". Y. Ledger. An eternal warfare seems to rage between the country negro and the town darkey. This was illustrated at the passenger depot yesterday. A colored youth from Pike county ap proached a town negro and the fol lowing conversation ensued : 'Whar bouts is de ticket office?' 'Right dar fo yo7 eyes. 'Fo whose eyes ?' Yone.' Is you de ticket office?' Lookyer, nigger, don't you gimme none o' yo slack.' 'I'm a mighty slack man, ole man, when I gits stirred up. An you'll git Etirred up efyostan' roun' yer foolin' longer me.' Dat s de kinder ex'ruse watl's pi- And with that they clinched aud had a right lively scuffle. They were separated, however, before a police man came along, and the Pike coun ty darkey found the ticket office. The town negro, it may be well to men tion, was badly used np. Atlanta Constitution. Allow that strong tea does kill some, sah; Yet, CoL Johnson killed T comesah! PELXT. OLITE. The Leader of the Bandit Who Burn ed Two Stake. "Obscure Men" at the Special Conespoideoee of the Globe-Democrat. TAYibRSvnxE, Texas, Feb. 15. The recent burning at the stake of Mitchell and Ketch urn In Nebraska a scene in which Prentice (familiarly Print) Olive, formerly of this part of Texas, figurpd has called forth a statement, published over the signa ture of Many Citizens, setting forth the.many crimes and muorders perpe trated by Print and his brother Bob OMve while-residents of this county. The statement contains a record of bloody deviltry and unprovoked mur der hardly much surpassed by thelate Bill Longely himself. Direcjly after the close of the late wartheOlive family, who were resi dents of this county (Williamson), had but Ihtle stook. Under the man agement of Print Olive, however, their herds grow to immense propor tions and those of their neighbors be came beactifully less. "Print" show ed himself to be utterly brutal, Uerce and savare, and gathering around him a lot of oowboys and satellites as desperate as himself, SOOK BECAME A TERBOB to the whole surrounding country. So completely were the people of the community bulldozed that neither Judges, witnesses, juries nor anybody else dared take any stand against them. Print boasted it was easier to move taetx than cattle. This ring of desperate characters became widely known aa the "Olive party," and so great was the tyranny they exercised in the country that people dared not even whisper about them. The dev iltries of these men stretched through many years, and the whole surround ing country was familiar with the red record of Print and BobOIive. Event ually a dozen good and determined men of Williamson county, net being able to stand it any longer, secretly met and determined the bloody rule of the Olives and their tyrannical sway should end end their followers be punished. As a result of this com bination for self-protection. Jay Olive was killed and Print, the leader of the band, seriously but not mortally wounded. Finding that the commu nity, so long insulted and cowed down, emboldened by the leadership pfj&hsjyncbers. Iiad arisen against them, ttie Olives and their hangers on, taking tueir cattle, valued at$100, 000, made ;racks out of Texas and went to Nebraska. Had thev remain ed they would all undoubtedly have been killed by the Infuriated and de termined mob of their long-outraged neighbors. En this part of the country reliable cithens tell many stories of THE MA?rr HUBDEBS OF THESE OUT IiAtVS. Like the majority of Texas despe radoes, these assassins were at the bottom real cowards, and their mur ders were generally cowardly, either actual assassnations or killings after tha drop was bad on the victim, which amounts to the same thing. Among the Qost dastardly and oow ardly murders of the gang was that of Deeta Phreiae. Phreme was a highly respected, peaceable young man of Salado, Bel county, who moved into Williamson In 1875, and, like the Oli vers, engaged in cattle raising. From some cause the poor young fellow in curred the displeasure of these hu man devils. He had been in the "range" but a coaple of months when, one day, riding out on the beautiful prairies, the lovey plains spread out like flowery carpets in the light of a semi-tropical sun. Phreme was met by Print Olive and party, alBo on horseback, armed with six-shooters, booted and spurred. Print began savagely to abuse the young man, whom he charged with stealing some of the Olive cattle. Like a set of sneaking, dastardly cowards, as they were, these men assaulted Phreme, giving him no chance, but beat him over the Dead with their heavy six shooters, and told him they would kill him ;he next time they met him on the prairies. Sure enough, a few days afterward, Phreme was met by Print and his crowd on the prairie. They immediately made the attack, and althocgh the victim fought for his life, wounding Olive, he was shot down in cold blood. The crimson Btream from his heart flowed out and reddened (he soft, beautiful green grass of the spot. Of course the mur derers were not punished, for no jury dared find a verdict against Print. THET 3TUBDBB A 2CEGBO. Now in Texas it is a dangerous thing to be even supposed to know anything of the miidemeanors of your neighbors. Bob Olive had a negro named Kelly, who was thought to know too much cf the doings of the Olives more than they desired him to know. The rssult was Kelly was killed, for fear ba might take a notion to "blow", upon them. Bob Olive was, for the murder of Kelly, indicted in the District Court of Williamson. To get rid of ,he ev5denee of Docb -b.eliy, a orotber ot tne muraerea ne- i gro, jjocc was nimseu aenoeraieiy and in cold blood murdered by Bob Olive, who was thenceforth a declared outlaw. The killing of Dock occur red in 1S76. His next feat In the line of assassination was the murder of Cal. Null. This occurred In a drink ing saloon at the Email village of Mc Dade, on the western branch of the Central Railway. Apparently Null had given the desperado no provoca- 1 tion, and the outlaw seem3 to have accomplished the deed out of a pure desire for blood. The motives of the deed are, however, still wrapped in mystery. In 1876 two negroeB from Liberty county, on the Trinity, en tered the Olive neighborhood and suddenly and mysteriously disappear ed. Shortly afterwards two other ne groes, friends of the missing ones, also came into the neighborhood in search of them. These last two freedmen were captured by Bob and Print Ol ive, who had evidently determined to murder them also. They summoned several of the gang, and while a con sultation was being held in a grocery store the negroes made a bold rush and escaped. The bodies of their friends were a short time afterwards, found in a ravine in the Olive neigh borhood. THEKIIIISCOF REDBA2E3. In 1S76 two negroes. Bed Banks and Jack Dodson, traveling, alighted in the wood opposite Print Olive's house, and asked to get a drink of wa ter from the well in the yard. Mrs. Olive kindly granted the request, but, seeing the negroes in the yard, Print, before they could speak, rushed upon them with a six-shooter and shot Bed Banks dead on the spot. His com panion, Dodson, escaped, after being shot at by this red-banded and cow ardly devil. But probably the dark est, most damnable deed perpetrated by these scoundrels wa3 the killing of a boy named Smith. The boy was aged sixteen years. With the happy and joyons anticipations of youth, he thought no evil and dreamed not, as he passed through the Olive neigh borhood, of the dreadful death be was soon to die. He had no quarrel with the Olives rr any of their clan. They, however, meeting him, took him for a spy from the officers of justice a thing of which he was innocont. He waa captured in the wood by the bru tal and devilish Print and his crowd of dirty menials. Print demanded hia business in that neighborhood. The boy, terrified, attempted to ex- plain the best he could, but the inhuman fiend would not listen to him. According to a respectable fe male witness of the affair, a Mrs. Wbitmire, the scoundrels set upon the boy with theirheavy riding-whips with which they continued to lash him till he was tortured almost to the last gasp. Mrs. Whitmire testified that after they had whipped him these Infamous villains-took: tha poor boy into a pasture "near by, when Bhe heard three shots. Nothing more was heard of the boy till his bones were, a few months af terward, found in a dried up tank be longing to the Olives. Such are some of the almost incredible outrages of these bloody demons in human shape. And the desire of all good citizens here is that Print Olive, now In jail in Nebraska, may be promptly to stretch hemp and eave the job to the zens of Williamson County, made there citi- who would most assuredly undertake it if thesescoundrelsare ever again caught in this part of the country. The citizens who put forth the state ment above referred to by your cor respondent, conclude the gory recital of the deeds of the Olives with the following paragraph : "The bare re cital of these bloody deeds throws a chill of horror over us. Words fail to portray the deep and dark damnation of these deeds, at which the demons of hell would seem to blush. And yet I. P. Olive, the instigator, perpe trator, the head-devil of all this fear ful shedding of human blood, cries out from behind bis prison bars in Ne braska that he is an innocent man !" An Anecdote by Blaine This reminds me of one of Mr. Blaine's anecdotes. Before the great discovery of the "kiss-joker" ballot, a Boston drummer wa3 traveling in Alabama, and on election day he had the curiosity to go to the polls in the little town where he happened to be stopping. He went early in the morn ing, and found all the voters assem bled. There were about 100 whites and 500 blacks, each race massed by itself on one side of the little square in front of the Court House. Three or four men of each party were en gaged in consultation in the open space between the opposing forces. After a long confab, it was announced that an agreement had been reached, and that a white man should vote first, then a negro, then a white-man, land so on alternately. Everybody taaid this was fair, and the voting be gan. When the seconi negro offered his vote he was challenged, and ten minutes were consumed in debating his status and rights. A few more votes were cast, and then there was I another challenge and another long argument. About every third man was challenged. Some were white men, to give the proceedings an air of fairness. The Boston man observed that the whites were killing time, so that the hour for closing the polls should come when the last white man had got in his vote. He wentaround to the polling place again irr-tbernfteT-t noon, and, Bure enough, the last white man in the line had voted on the stroke of six. The polls were closed, leaving 400 negroes in line who had not voted , and the Democrats bad one majority in the town, although the Republicans outnumbered them by five to one. Cleveland Herald. 'O, Lord,' a Kentucky minister prayed, 'thou hast seen by the morn ingpapera how the Sabbath was des ecrated yesterday.' VOL. 23. U0. 37. The way German Army Horses are fed. The horses of the German army are now fed with biscuits. These consist of thirty parts of oat flour, thirty parts of dextrinated pea flour, thirty parts of rye flour, and ten parts of linseed flour; sometimes of twenty parts of pea flour, twenty parts of wheatflour, twenty parts of corn meal twenty parts of rye flour, ten parts of grated bread, and ten parts of linseed flour. The ingredients are made into biscuits. The first named mixture is the best. These biscuits are made with a bole in the middle of each, so they can be strung on a string, and hung to the saddle bow, or be carried by the trooper around his waist. Each biscuit weighs, when baked hard and dry, about twoouncea. Seven biscuits are broken np and given to the horse in the morning, moistened with wa ter if convenient, otherwise dry twelve at noon, and seren at night. After careful experiment in camp, on the march and campaigning, they are reported by all the eavalry and artil lery officers belter than oats. A troop- J er -can easily carry thirty pounds of these biscuits, which will furnish his horse with full rations for eight days; or will serve, with forage, for twelve days' hard marching. The Field Glass. Skillful Surgery The New York MedicalJournal re ports the following case,' where hot water was successfully used in a very severe mashing of the hand : The patient was engaged in a ma chine shop, and while his hand was upon the anvil of a trip-hammer, the hammer, weighing seven hundred pounds, fell. It so happened that a' me was on tne anvil, ana ui tuis way the force of the hammer was arrested about half an inch before it reached thebed. When the hand was examined, it was found that the whole palm was a mass of pulp, The metacarpal bones were comminuted extensively, and there was, apparently, but small chance of saving the hand. It was, however, placed in hot water, and kept there for two or three weeks, and then taken out and dressed. In three months the patient was sufficiently well to leave the hospital, and nine months after the accident able to move the! fingers, and has quite a useful hand. Bruises and injuries do much better when treated with hot than with cold water. The temperature should be about 103 degrees Fahreubeit. Joe Billings, a romancing Yankee, wasoneeveningseated in the barroom of a country tavern in Canada. There were assembled several old country-jin men discussing various matters con nected with the pomp and circum stances of war. In the course of his remarks one of them stated that the British Government possessed the largest cannon in the world,, and gave the dimensions of one he had seen. Joe's Yankee would not allow him to let such a base assertion pass un contradicted. Poh, gentlemen,' said he, I wo'n't deny that is a fair sized cannon but you are a leetle mistaken in supposing it to be named the same minute with one of our Yankee gnns which I saw in Charleston last year. Jupiter! it was s cannon! Why, sir, it wa3 so infernally large that the soldiers were obliged to employ a yoke of oxen to draw in the ball !' 'The deuee they were!' exclaimed one of his bearers, with a smile of tri umph ; 'pray, can you tell me how they got the oxen out again ?' 'Why,' returned Joe, 'they unyoked 'em and drove 'em through the touch hole." A story is told of an editor who died, went to heaven, and was denied ad mittance, lest he should meet some: delinquent subscribers, and bad feel ings would be engendered in that peaceiui ciime. riaving to go some place, the editor next appeared in the j regions of darkness, but waa refused j in 2:15 ; WeHesley Boy, whe-has trot admittance, as the place was full of: ted in 2:10 ; Erie, who ha3 trotted In delinquent subscribers. Wearily the j 2:20 ; Manetta, who has been timed editor turned back to the celestial ' in 22j; Astoria, the sister of Dexter, city, and was met by the watchman . whojbasgonea mile in 23f : Centen-" of the portal with a smile, who said : nial, who has trotted in2:23;and I wasmistaken ; youcan enter; there Keene Jim, with a four-year-old rec- 1- . I SI. ?.l- ' . ...... are uu usuuuueat suuauriuers witnin : ourgatea.' Machinery for shoemaking produ- t ces maveloua results. One elass of machines sewed, last year, 45,000,000 pairs of shoes, while another pegged 55,000,000 pairs In the same time. Ten' men can mace ow pairs or snoes in a day. In New England, 4S0 bushels of shoe-pegs are made in a day, and one cent's worth of pegs will peg four pairs of shoes. There are 576 patents on shoe-pegs and peggers, and 2,000 om, ni,.i.:, ,uJ. " .. ." . -ww'" ""- '" United States, last year. American Builder. TU-3. intent on getting ahead of the law, have constructed a floating theatre in i tue Erie sasm, in which they propose to give Sunday night performances. The Wheeling Sunday Leader szjs. 'If Aleck Stephens wasn't a Congress- man ha WOtlld mnkn r tmrA hnnlr. ,; , mans.' It is reported that a son of Brigham Young is going to marry a nswly es tablished female seminary. ADVERTISING RATES. Onelsca.oae yr .new . 30 Eaca sneeeedins Inch. pr year- unsinca, per monta- Each additional Inch, pczina;o. I.ecalalVPrtHm.n atlx-I ; &.. f Mlises orxaaparejl. er lessors: Insertion itj! eachsnaaeqaentizuertien.SGc. S3" AH transrentsdverUseraestsstuat ae -iaM forin advance. OFFICIAL PAPEOF THE COITXTT BOXXEB'S STABLE. TlifrPoremost Collection or Trotting Horses in the IVorld. Proa taa Tarf. Held and rami. The greatest collection oCroad.horsea in the world belongs to Mr. Robert Bonner. There are now in his sta ble, West Fifty-fifth street, near Fifth, avenue, ten horses, every one of which, with a single exception, has, trotted in 2:20 or better. The excep tion ia;MamieR., bv Edward, Everett. fdam St. Lawrence Maid, one of . pair driven severallyears by Commo dore Vanderbilt. She 13 a diminu tive specimen of horseflesh, standing' but 14.1. Unquestionably she la th fastest;trotter in the world, of hersfee. She ha3 puiled a wagoa a mile on a three-quarter track in 23 1-2, and has been timed a mile in harness in 2:21 1-4. She is fairly flying on the road now, and Mr. Allie Bonner doe not hesitate to brush with anything that will accept his challenge j and well he may, for she has shown a quar ter in 32J- seconds. She wears a 16 oz. shoe. Edwin ForrestJ the phenomenal trotter, towers like a giant in size above the little mare. Nowhere among firstclass flyers, can be found a contrast so striking in all its featuses. The beautiful bay, as he has been ap propriately called. Is a fraction over sixteen hands, bis head denotes In telligence, the brain being prominent. He Is wide between the jaws, high in the withers, immense through the cbest, possesses great length aad pow erful quarters, with drooping hips. The forearm is long, the cannon bona short, and the haunch ia unusually broad and strong. The feei are- good, and sound, and the legs are without blemish. Every muscle, every lino speak3 of power and speed. He I j seven years old, and was got by a son of Joe Downing, the son Alexander's Edwin Forrest ; his damwa3 a high bred mare, said to be a grand-daughter of the great Levhiataa. Edwin For- rest looks like a massive thorough bred, and he ia full of thorough blood. In the spring of 1S77 he appea?d at Kalamaaco, wearing lS-oz. toe weights. He wa3 then six years old, and his trainer frequently galloped him two miles before attempting to pull him into a trot. He showed ter rific speed, but had not had work enough to make him steady. From Michigan he went to Kentncuy, where, in the early autumn of 1S77, he was conspicuous as a bad actor. Later in the fall he contested three races with the great mare Pro toine and beat her in every one of them. He trotted through the Mich igan circuit the past sprlngand when he reached Cleveland, the last week July, was as good an acting and as fast a-horse as the world evtrsaw. At this time he wore 6-oz. toe weights. The field opposed to him was one of the most formidable ever seen on th& trotting course. It included Darbyv Edward, Trampoline, Dick Moor, and Woodford Mambrino, and yet he van quished them without an effort. Hi3 only defeat in the Grand Central cir cuit was at Utica,V.where he was- not I allowed to win. At Hartford Forrest trotted an exhibition mile in 2:14i, and in the repeat went to the half mile pole in IiOoj, where a other horse has yet gone in a race. Along the baokstretch competent tcrities say be trotted a two-minut gait. He left hi3 feet, and Green pulled him upacd. came home at his ease, having made two breaks, In 2:16. Those who have carefully watched the career ofEdwiu Forrest ere confident that he 13 the? peer of any horse in the world that is if he meets with no accidents, he will trot a mile next year la 2d2,or possibly 2d0. Mr. Bonner ia driving him on the road in one pound shoes forward and in half pound shoes be hind. In addition to the ten 2s barsea aboved named, Mr. Bonner has, a$ hi3 farm, Pocahontas, who has trot ted in 2:17 ; Grafton, who showed a public trial at Cleveland in 2:15 ; Joe Elliot, with a public trial at Boston ora ot :4j. JN one of these have- been brought down from the farm, for tha reason that there are bat ten boxes in -- r - the town stable. After looking through his wonder ful collection we were gratified to bear ifr. Bonner say that probably thia year be would let the publio see E5I win Forrest and two or three of his teams trot. If we mistake not, Hart ford will be selected aa the theatre for. Edwin Forrest's display. Tbe Provdence Journal eongratu- i-tea Rhode Island that 21.C00.MA ,---w w w passengers were carried by rajl in that State last year, and not one waa u The Dining Hoom Magazine says ja carrots make excellent pies. when sifted and made precisely like pumpkin or squash. A sheep-collar with sharp points projecting has been iuvented as a pro- - ... . rtecuon against aogs, which seize their victims by the throat. Farmers should meditate on whafc iuej reau, ana reaa tnat tney,ra3y i'haVB food for mpdifnrfnn. 'Jt&WL ,-.--. . -w 1 r --f.- ..--, m "3S$ Ji. ':&. , JWr- -- -