OTFICIAI DIRECTORY
DFstrfct Officers.
h. n.rotTND
OHO.S.SMITH
WIMJAM H. HOOVER
O. A. CECIJ-.
-Judge.
.District Attorney
Deputy Clerk,
Countv Officers.
JOHN S. STULL County Judge
VH-SON E. MAJORS Clerk and Recorder
A. TT. OILMORE .Treasurer
It. V BLACK Sherlfl
C B. PARKER- Coronei
JAMES M. HACKER Surveyor
rirrr.Il UltOTIIRR School Superintendent
joirNir.srrooK. )
JONATHAN nrGGINS, - Commissioners
f, IT. P EERY, J
City Officers.
tr.T. nooEus.
x.. r- irnr.BURD.
J. B. DOCKER
3KX. b. Thompson.
aso.u. LA2rot-
...Mayor
..-Police Judire
Clerk
.Treasurer
Marshal
COTJNCItMEN.
I D. TtOBTNSON I
JOSEPH BODY.
W.A.JrjDKINS.1
J. J. MERCER.
m:vis hilt, i
U. NErDHA RT.
..1st Ward
2nd Ward
THE ADVERTISER
THURSDAY, SEPT. 26. 1S78.
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3rd Ward
SOCIAL DIRECTORS.
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Churches.
.Hethodlnt E". Chnrrh. Service each Sabbath
nt 10:30 a. m., and 7:00 p. ru. Suniay School at
2lp. m. Prayer Meeting Thursday evening.
S. P. Wilson. Pastor.
Presbyterian Chnrcb. Services each Sabbath
ar if :S0 a. m., and 7:30 p. m. Prayer Meeting Wed
nesday evenings. Sabbath tochool at 0 o'clock
a.m. II. B.Dvk, Pastor.
Christ's Chnr.'li. Services every Sunday, a
10:10 a. m. nd 7:00 j. m. Sundav School at2 p. m
TIev. Matthew 1Iexry, Missionary In charge.
IHr. Flcnsant Cutnbcrl.nml Presbyterlnn.
Chnrch tour miles south-west of Brown vllle. Ser
vices tlrt Sabbath In each month. B. J. Jonx-kox-.
Pastor.
Christian Chnrcb. Services every third Sunday
of each month. By Elder Chas. Rowe, Social
meetings every Sunday at 11 a. m. Prayer meet
tags Thursday evenings.
Catholic Servloes every 4th Sundav of each
month, at 10 o'cloch am. Father Cummlsky,
Priest.
Schools.
BrmvnvIlIcTJnlon OrndedScIiooM. J".M.Mc
Xenzie. Principal: Mls Jessie K. Bain. Assist
ant High School; Miss Loir Tucker. Grammar
Department: MUs Alice intt. lt Ititfrnicdinte:
Miss Kate Cox, 2d Intermediate; SI1- Emma
Smith, 1st Primary; Mrs. Carrie Johnson, 2d Primary.
2-0. of O. F.
BrovnvHIe T.oiifec No. 5, 1. O. O. F. Regular
meetings Tuesday evening ot each wppIc. Visit
ing brothers respectfully Invited. A.H.GUmore,
N. O. Jas. Cochran, Secy.
Nonmlin City Iioilcc No. 40, I. O. O. F.
Meets every Staturday. O.C.Z00K.N.O. David
TOBBTEMJTT. Sec
Knights of Pythias.
ExrrlMtor Lodso o. 1JS. K. P. Meets every
Wednesday evening In Masonic ITall. Visiting
Kulghts cordially Invited. J. B. McCaue, C. C.
Wm. Kauvvmax, K. of It. S.
Masonic.
Jnimbrr Tnllerl-'oiJtre No. 4, A. F. & A. IU.
Stated teeetiugs "Saturday on or before the lull
of each moon." Lodge room open every Satur
day evening for lectures, Instruction and social
Intercourse. J.C.McNaughton,W.M. B.F.Sou
der, Sec.
BVovrnvHIe CImptcr No. 4.TI. A.M. StatPd
meetings second Thursdav or each month. R.W.
Furnas, M.E.H.P. A. B. Davison, Sec
Fnrnos Council No. 3, U. S. & S. F.. In
stated meetingssecond Thursdav of each month.
J..CMcNaughton, T. I. M. A. B. Davison, Bee.
M"r. CnrmclCbminnmTfcrTNo.U, K.T. Stated
meetings lecondMondav In each month. R. WI
Furnas, E.G; A. W.NIckell.Bec
Itosc and Lily Conclave. No. 63, K. K. O. It
&C Meets at Masonic Hall on the fifth Mon
dnys R. W. Furnas, M. P. Sov. R. T. Ralney,
Secretary.
Adah CImptcr No. 2. Orderol the Eastern Star.
Stated' meetings third Monday In each month.
Mrs. E. C. Handley, W. M.
Societies.
County Fnlr Asportation. R. A. Hawlcy.
President; John Bath, Vlre Prest.: S. A. Otf orn,
Secretary: J. M. Trowbridge. Treasurer. Mana
gers II. O. Mlulck. S. Cochran. F. E. Johnson,
Thomas Bath, Geo. Crow. J. W. Gavit,
Choral-Union. J. C McNaughton, Prcst. J. B.
Docker, Sec
Blake Drnnmtic AHRocintinn. W. T. Bogcrs,
x-resu j. a. uocKcr, sec. nna rrcis.
Metropolitan Cornet Band. D.T.Smith. Mu
sical Director. E. Huddart, Treasurer and Busi
ness Manager.
Brown villc Iiltcrary Society. B. W.Furnas,
ifM-idsnt. Av O; Cecil. Sec
X. O.ofG. X.
GBAND LODGE OFFICERS.
Mns. ADA VAN PELT. W. G. C T Lincoln.
E. W. METOALF, W.G.C Tecumseh.
3Ths. I. F. Market. W. G-. V. T Rlverton.
F. G. KEENS. W. G. Sec Kearney.
Authorized Agents.
Titus IJros arc onr anthorlred agents at Nema
ha City to receive and receipt for monies due us.
fnoMAS Bdruess Is our authorized agent in Glen
Bock precinct to. receive and receipt for monies
due ns on subscription.
A J. ltiTTKB, atSUDeroin.lsourauthorlzedagent
at that place, to receive subscription! and adver
tising, and to collect and receipt for monies due
TitK AnvKRTisKn.
foitx S. Minick Is onr authorized agent at Aspln
wall, to receive subscription and advertising, and
celled and receipt for monies due us.
J. W.OavittIs our authorized ngent In Benton
precinct to receive and receipt for monies due us
on subscription.
FAIRBROTIIER A HACKER,
Publishers Advertiser.
How to Make Times Good.
MirsEVa RANSOM. W.G. Treas
A. J. SKEES. W. G. M.
-.Falls City.
Brownville.
W. P. WARREN, W. G. Chap Nebraska City.
ri. j.gn.ct,.N. uisu uep. lor peruana uounty.
Hrownvillc T.odeo No. 09, T. O. of . T
Meets every Friday evenlnglnOddFellows Hall,
over Nlckell's drusi store. Main street. Stran
gers or our order visiting the city are invited to
meet with us. L. L. Hnlburd, V. C. T. Ben.
Zorance, Sec G. W. Fairbrother. Sr.. L. D.
Nemaha City Lodee No. 100. MeeLs every
Monday evening. Mrs.S. A.Huntlnctou.'W.C.T.
JohnP.Crothcr.Scc P. Crother, L. D.
Asplnwnll Ijodgo No. 10S. Meets ever Sat
urday evening. John S. Minick, W. C. T. T. J.
Hltt.Sec
VHon.No. 137. Meets every Thursdav evening,
at the Kennedy School House, two miles north
west cr Brownville. J. H. Lorance. W.C.T. Oeo.
Sanders.Sec. H.O.Mlnick, L. D., Brownville.
Sccnritr, No. 1 33. Meets every Saturday even
ing, at Falrvlew Church, six miles south west or
Brownville John Maxwell. W.C.T. H.H.Bowman-,
YJ:s Geo. Crow. L. D Brownville.
l.lndcn, No. 9S. Meets every Saturday evening,
at LindenSchool House, six miles north west or
Sheridan. II. B. Good. W.C.T. M.A. Palmer,
Sec H. F. Palmer, L. D., Sheridan.
Pleasant Prairie. No. 100. Meet every Satur
day evening, at Bratton School Hous, Benton
precinct. M. L. Eastwood. V.'. C. T. E. Elwcll,
Sec B. H. Bailey, L. D.. Bratton P. O.
Bedford. No. 160. Meets every Friday evening
at Coal Tar School House, Tour miles south west
or Nemaha City. Jno.Stokes.W.C.T. P.Young
Sec C. Tucker, L.D., Nemaha City.
Sheridan. No. 102. Meets every Saturday even
ing; T.J.Gell,V.C.T Robt. Bryant, Sec Geo.
Hcrrcon, L-D.
rotuer lodges In the county that desire a place In
this directory will please Inform us of name, num
ber, when and where it meets, names of presiding
officer and secretary, together with any other In
formation they may wish to communicate.
business- "cards;
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A: S. HOLLADAY,
it. Phyglctn.r Snrgeon, Obstetrician.
Graduated In 1S51. Located In Brownville 1S55.
Office, 41 Main street, Brownville. Neb.
T I.. HULBURD.
JLj. attorney at law
And Justice or the Peace. Ofllce In Court House
Building. Brownville, Neb.
QTULL & THOMAS.
O ATTORNFJVS AT LAW.
CftTce. over Theodore Hill A Co.'s store, Brown
ville, Neb.
Curse the capitalists; frighten them
all you can. Do not let them go into
business. If they show nny disposi
tion to do bo, call a meeting ; get up a
set of rules and regulations or mana
ging the business eo as to break them
up as soon as possible, and threaten
those who will not go in under the
rules until they gather up their mon
ey and leave the country, as they
have already begun to do. Nothing
helps times so much as to let men
know that if they get more by work
ing hard than you do by idleness that
you will compel them to dTvfire. They
will work all the harder for such en
couragement. Go right ahead with
j'our communistic speeches ; they are
doing a great deal of good. All that
is necessary is to follow It up, and we
will soon be on the ground floor, all
equal all poor, all idle, all worthless.
Franklin Pa.) iVm.
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TJiere is-a hetrrtrending state of af
fairs in South Carolina. It is report
ed that Governor Hampton, on n ie
cent visit to 0-rangeburg, accepted an
invitation to dine with President
I Cook, of Claflln University (for the ed
ucation of colored men), and sat down
to dinner with other guests, among
whom were Bishop Haven, of the
Northern Methodist Church ; theRev.
Dr. Meynardie, of the Southern Meth
odist Church; J.J. Wright, colored,
late Associate Justice of the Supreme
Court of South Carolina, and another
colored man. This was the story, and
the Hampton organs, regarding it as
scandalous, slanderous, and disgrace
ful, deny that any such dining ever
took place, and call loudly for the
proofs. The Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle
ioins in the fivht to say : "The time
has not come when social equality
can be practiced or tolerated in the
South. The stor' can, we presume,
be easily exposed as a specimen cam
paign canard, and Governor Hamp
ton's friends should' promptly stamp
it as a falsehood.'
This is absolutely terrific. Govern
or Hampton is'charged with dining
with a "nigger." His friends call
loudly for him to deny the charge.
His opponents, led by General Gary,
make sneering references to "dining
and dancing with negroes as the nat
ural results of Hampton Democracy."
Had Hampton, invited to dinner, as
aforesaid, entered the dining-room,
and, and finding Judge Wrightomong
the guests, forgot, that he made any
pretensions to being a gentleman, and
walked out, a la the slaveocrat of for
ty years ago, South Carolina would
have applauded. Now, even the
vague rumor that he did act In a com
mon sense and gentlemauly maimer
fills the South Carolina Democracy
with indignation, and they promptly
demand that be shall specifically de
n3T that he evpr did anything of the
kind. Inter Ocean.
Russian ttnbics.
Russian babresireotf' mummy-like
exsistence until they ore able to help
themselves. They are always swad
dled, and rolled up tight in bandages,
so that they may bo conveniently
put away without risk of getting
themselves into mischief or danger.
On entering one of their houses an
enthusiastic traveler thinks ho has
come upon some Pagan tribe, haviug
their idols.jnid peuates, with the
heads well carved out with the rest of
the body left in block. Ho looks cur
iously at one laid upon a shelf,
another hung to the wall on- a peg, a
third swung over one the of main
beams of the roof, and rocked by the
mother, who has the cord looped ov
er her foot. "Why, that Is a child !
cries the astonished traveler, with a
feeling similar to that experienced on
treading upon a toad which was sup
posed to be stone. "Why what else
should it be?" answers the mother.
Havinglearned so much in so short a
time, the inquisitive traveler wishes
to inform himself-aboottho habits of
the creature; but his curiosity being
somewhat damped by tho extreme
dirt of the little figure, he inquires
of the parent when It Is washed.
"Washed!" shrieked the terrified
mother, "washed! what, wash a
ohild? You would kill It."
San Stefano.
San Stefano, which a recent treaty
has made historical, was originally a
colony of fishermen founded by Nea
politan emigrants, whose descendants
still live there and sell fish and oys
ters. It is a delightful retreat, which
in summer attracts foreign merchants
and Turkish functionaries. It is em
bellished with artistic little palaces,
and delights In a well-appointed ho
tel. The village is situated a little
above the level of the sea, and upon
an expauslve plain remarkably proli
fic of vegetation. A railroad connects
San Stefano with Constantinople,
which is reached in half an hour.
The cars traverse tho most picturesque
quarter of the city, that inhabited
by Belgian gardeners and Greek artis
an. At the station of Yonikale the
taveler sees the ruins of a wall which
of old surrounded Byzantium, and
the Cabtle of the Seven Towers, where
Padiscla once confined the representa
tives of the foreign powers that had
offended the sublime Porte. It does
not seem that any Turks settled at
San Stefano. No bars are seen upon
the windows, and evident indications
that tho harem is not in vogue there.
'The Torpedo Fish.
One may get too much of many good
things, but not of hissing. It is sim
ple, yet excellent. One experienced
writer has given us some capital ad
vice 08-to-kissing, "Don't" says he,
"kiss all over as grasshoppers walk.
Don't kiss everybody, including nas
ty little dogs, male and female. Don't
sit down to it. Stand up. You need
not be anxious to get in a crowd.
Two persons are plenty to corner and
catch a kiss. More persons spoil (he
sport. Stand firm. It won't hurt
vou after you're used to it. Don't be
In a hurry. Providence will give you
strength for the ordeal. Don't jab
down on the beautiful 'mouth as if
spearing for frog9. Don't grab and
yank the lady as if she was a strug
gling colt. Don't mus3 her hair,
scrunch down her collar, bite her
cheeks' squizzle her rich ribbons, and
leave her mussed" and rumpled. Take
good aim the lips meet, the oyes
close, the heart opens, heaven itself
opens before you, and the art of kiss
ing is learned."
The lady was leaning on the arm
of an elegant and wealthy young man
and leadiug her little daughter by the
hand when suddenly the child cried :
"Oh, ma, ma, look there! See that
gentleman that's passing. Don't you
know him?" "N-no my. child."
Why, mamma, ho was pa last year."
From the French.
T.
L. SCHICK.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office over J. L. McGee&Bro's store. Brownville.
Nebraska.
T H. BROADY',
tt Attorney and Counselor nt Iair,
Office over Stata Bank. Brown vlllc.Neb.
HT T. ROGERS,
T T
Attorney and Counselor at Lair.
Wlllgive diligent attention to auylesalbuslness
entrusted to his care. Office in tho Boy building,
Brownville. Neb.
SA. OSBORN.
. ATTORNEY AT I.AW.
Office, No. SI Main street, Brownvile, Neb.
The Okolbna (Miss.) Stales quotes
the following from theDavenport(Ia.)
Gazette .
"So long as a 'solid South' contin
ues to threaten, the sole remaining de
fense and protection must be sought
in a solid North."
Aud exclaims:
Arrah, there! You are reckoning
without your host. The rank and file
of the Northern Democracy are de
lighted with asolid South, foritpoints
to a victory for the party in 1880.
Drum up recruits, close your columns
as compactly as you cau, but you will
find that you have an emeny in the
rear that will help us to rout your
forces, horse, foot, and dragon. Your
party is doomed. The patriots are
mustering from North and South.
The sign of their triumphs blazes on
the horizon of the near future.
J W. GIBSON,
OTJACICSBirTITAND HORSE SHOER.
Work done to order and satisfaction guaranteed
First street, between Main and Atlantic, Brown
vllle, Neb.
pAT. CLINE,
FASHION A Hi. K
BOOT AND SHOE MAKER
CUSTOM WORK made to order, and fits always
guaranteed. Repairing neatly and-promptly done.
Shop, No. 27 Main street, Brownville. Neb.
SHIPPER AXD DEALER IN
T M. BAILEY,
SHIPPER AS!
LIVE STOCK
J3ROWNT1LLE, NEBRASKA.
Farmers, please call and got prices ; I want
to handle yonrstock.
Office 31 Main streetrHoadley building.
Q.EORGE ARSMTRONG,
GRAIN DEALER,
Brownville, Nebraska.
Farmers, please call on me for prices. X
will give- yon the Highest the market will
afford, as I am desirous of handling yonr
grain. Hit
MARSH HOUSE,
JOSEPH" otelt; proprietor
I,lvcrr Stable In connection with t no House.
astStage Office for b11 points East, "West,-
JSNorth, South. Omnibuses to"w
43-conneot -with all tralns.tr
SAMPLE: BOOH B"1RST FLOOR.
The British missionaries in Africa
were the object of severe animadver
sion by the Explorer, Cameron, in a
speech recently delivered before the
Royal Colonial Sooiety in London.
He said that many of them were unfit
for their work and were despised by
the heathen ; that some of them told
how they had been moved to go to
Africa where they drew large salaries,
lived comfortably, and drank their
obampagne; and that after a few
years of this work, they retired from
it, returned to England, and told
dreadful tales of the hardships they
had suffered among the idolators.
. m
Democrats are trying to make po
litical capital of the trade dollar, by
charging that the government after
paying it out at par refuses to receive
it. Voters who are eo Ignorant as not to
know that tho trade dollar was a le
pal tender up to five dollars until the
JJemooratio Congress robbed it of its
value, should read a Republican paper
once in a white. Philadelphia Press.
We have read many stories of the
power of the torpedo, a large fish of
the ray family, to give electrical
shocks, and it is known that it has a
special organ which acts as a power
ful galvauio battel'. Recently we
have news of a plant having the same
power that of causiug a vivid eleo-
tricai shock when touched. Its name
is Phytolacea-electrica, a-od Ha-home
Nicaragua, Central America. Itseleo
trical quality is greatest: at two o'
clock in the day time, and is Increas
ed by the approach of a thunder
storm, but at night and during rain it
is scarce perceptible. When active
it will cause deviation in the compass
needle at a short distance from it ; and
birds and insects are wise-enough not
to light upon it.
ia
The outfit of a Texan herder con
sists of two donkeys for carrying sup
plies, a tent, cooking utensils, a can
teen made of tin and with a capacity
for holding five gallons of water, a
small Mexican pony, two or three
dogs, aud tobacco. Two men and
three dogs can readily take care of 5,
000 sheep. Thousands of these ani
mals roam at will over thevast plains,
feeding as they go along and never
stopping two nights in the same spot.
When the evening comes these im
mense herds gather closely around
the shepherd's camp and sleep peace
fully, guarded by well-trained Scotch
dogs. An area of from ten to twenty
miles will be grazed by an ordinary
herd in a single day.
Americans are exporting coffins to
London and putting them in the mar
ket at prices little more than half of
those charged by her majesty's under
takers. The Yankees began by send
ing washing-machines, apple-parers,
and egg-beaters; then they shipped
window-sashes, doors, panels, and
wainscots; within a year they have
been exporting ready-made furniture
of all kinds, from the commonest
kitchen chair to the most elegant
drawing-room table; and now they
are following the h-Iess Briton even
to his grave, and packing him under
ground in brand-new American cof
fins with patented handles and rever
sible lids, vastly superior to the English-made
article, and with prices to
suit the times.
One night the master of tho hduae
overheard an exchange of kisses in
the corridor. He struck a match and
discovered the chambermaid and the
valet. She blushed, held down her
head and said, "I thought it was
you, sir I had encountered." Paris
Letter.
Crying widows marry soonest,
which is not altogether unnatural,
remarks the New York Commercial
Advertiser. They regard being left
out in the cold without, a protector a
crying shame. Your still widow re
mains a widow still.
It Is pleasant to see a husband and
wife play draw poker, when the wife
holds tire poker and the husband
sneaks off to the nearest lager beer sa
loon aud tells his friends that he is
trying to enjoy himself.
A letter produced in a breach of
promise suit as evidence, contained
the following sentence: "Dearest
love I swallowed the postage stamp
on your letter, because I kuewi'our
lips had touched it."
Beautiful, beautiful, 6ilken hair,
how I wonder where jou are,
wheather j'ou belong to the head you
adorn, or wheather from another
girl's head you were shorn. Boston
Post.
The Keokuk Constitution say6 :
"There are some mysteries you can
never solve, and one of them Is vl13'
the man who goes to market just for
a drink alwaj's carries a baaktt."
m m
A olorgynan rooonlly m()(la iha
following assertion: "A young wo
man died in the neighborhood, on
yesterday, while I was preaching in a
beastly state of intoxication.
eg m
Floating proverb "The quiet fel
low In the corner who lels his rivals
do all the talking generally marries
the girl."
Kearney's
"poored his
drowned him.
father s&onld have
issue'' that is, have
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Sir Wilfred Lawson calls whisky
"the devil in solution." This is a
new solution of the devil question.
Elopement, marriage, twins', and
divorce have happened to an Indian
girl within a year.
Why is it that so few hotels have
bash on their bill of hair 1Ncw Ha
ven Register.
A vessel resembleB a reptile when
ts toad into port, Keokuk Constitu-ion.
Justice to our neighbor aud comfort
to ourselves are one and tho same
thing.
The most notorious girl of the peri
od is known as Em Bezzle.
Who can understand a cornstalk?
Camden Post.
TUTT
m tuck xjsmtssf
13. J3. COLHAPP.
For TEN YEARS WSTS'S IIL.LS
have been the recognized standard
JFamily medicine in all the Atlantic
States From Maine to raxico,
scarcely a family can be found that
does not use them. It is now pro
posed to make their virtues known
in the WEST, -with the certamty
that as soon as tested they will be
come as popular there as they are
at the nortn and south.
r
A hard thing to sharpen The wa
ter's edge.
The kissograpl: beats the telephone.
Made of awl work shoes.
Sam ford
RADICAL CURE
For CATARRH
FSTAKTLT relieves and permanently cures this
loathsome diciuo lu ull Its varying stages. It
possesses tho soothing anil healing properties of
plants, herbs and barks in their essential form, frco
from every fibrous contamination, and in this re
snect differs from everv other known mmprtv. Tn
one short year ithasfonndlta way from the Atlantic
to the Pacific coast, and -wherever known lias be
come tho $ tandurd remedy for the treatment of Ca
tarrh. Tho proprietors have been waited upon by
gcntlemtn of national reputation who have been
cured by this romedy, and who have.at consider
able expense and personal trouble, spread tho
good news throughout tho circles In which they
move. When you hear a wealthy gentleman of In
telligence and: refinement say, "I owe my life to
Sanford's Iiadical Cure," you may feel assured
that it Is an article or great value, and worthy
to bo classed among tho standard medical specifics
of the day.
THE benefit I derivo from Its daily use Is to mo
invaluable.
llCNBr WELLS, or Weils, Faboo & Co.
IT has cured mo after twelvo years of uninter
rupted suffering.
GEO. W. HOUGHTON, TTAiTnAM, Mass.
DO THEY CURE EVERYTHING?
NO. They are intended fcr dis
oasosthat resultfrom malari
al Poison and a Deranged
Liver.
DR. TUTT tins ilrvntril tvtenty-flve
ycaru to the Mttuly nl'thc J.ivcr nncl the
rcttult U11 demonstrated that it exertH
irrcatcr influence over the sjMein tlmn
any other orfinn of tho body ; I)iK(Mtiou
nuil A"MimiliUion of the food on which
depends the vitnlity of the lioily, it enr
ried on through it; the regular nction of
the bowel depends on it, and when theno
functions are deranged, the Heart, tho
.Drain, the Kidneys, the Shin, In fact tho
entire organism is ruTccted.
SYWPT0R1S OF A
DISORDERED LIVER.
Dull Pain in tho Side and Shoulder, I033 of
Appetite; Coated Tongue; Costive Bowels;
Sick-hoadache ; Drowsiness ; "Weight in
tho Stornachafler eating, with Acidity and
Belching up of "Wind ; Dow Spirits; Iioss
of Energy ; Unsociability ; and forebodings
ofEvil.
IF THESE WARNINGS ARE NEGLECTED,
OOX FOLLOWS
DYSPEPSIA, BILIOUS FEVER, CHILLS, JAUN
DICE, COLIC, NERVOUSNESS, PALPITATION
0FTHE HEART, NEURALGIA, KIDNEY DISEASE,
CHRONIC DIARRHEA, AND A GENERAL
BREAKING DOWN OF THE SYSTEM.
HEED THE V'AJtXIXG!
17 Ama
IT'S PILLS.
The first dose produces an ef
fect which often astonishes the
Bixftercr. giving a cheerfulness
of mind and bouyaucy of body,
to which he wasbef ore astrang
er. They create an Appetite,
Good .Digestion, and
SOLID FLESH AND HARD MUSCLE,
A LOUISANA PLANTER SAYS :
'.My plantation Is in a malarial district. For
ecvera'ljcarslcoaldnot make half a crop on
account of eickne??. I employ one hundred and
fifty hands, often half of them were eick. I was
nearly dteonraged when I began the nsc of
'.UTTSPIIl.S. 1 need them as a pre
caution as well ns a cure. tius result wbb
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marvellous; my laborers became hearty, robtistj
appy. ami 1 nave Jiau no turtner troume.
With thwc Tills I would not fear to live in the
OkofouokCw' swamp."
E. RIVAL, Bayou Saua, La,
'What," askB the Christian Intelli
gencer, "what is 60 rare as an honest
man ?" Well, we should wy a sir
loin steak is, very frequently. Bur
lington Hawkey a.
The grand and awful ditterenco be
tween a tree and a bore is hurrah,
now! tho tree leaves in the Bpring,
and the bore, why. he never Jenves-.
Syracuse Sunday Times.
I RAVE recommended It to quite anmnber of my
friends, all of -svhom have expressed to mo
their lilgli estimate of Its value and good effecta
With them.
VM. BOWES, 223 rprg St., Bt. Louis.
ATTER using two bottles I find myself perma
nently cured. I have since recommended
over one unnurra oottics wltn tno greatest suc
cess. WM. W. ARMSTRONG,
159 IlAKnisoK Ate., Bostcot.
TTTE have sold SAsroan's Radical Cubz for
1 nearly one year and can say candidly that
wc never sold a similar preparation that pave such
universal satisfaction. Wo nave yet to learn of tho
first complaint.
S. D. BALDWIN & CO., WASmsoTOX, Isd.
THE cure effected In my case by Sajtfobd's Radi
cal Cuee wa3 so remarkable that It seemed
to those who had sunercd withont relief from any
of the usual remedies that It could not be true. I
therefore made aflldavlt to It before Setb J.
Thomas. Esq., Jnstlce of tho Peace. Boston.
GEORGE F. DISSMORE, Deugoist, BosTCW.
Each packape of Sajtford'3 Radical Cube con
tains Dr. Sanford's Improved Inhaling Tube, and
Foreale by all wholesale and retail drueRists and"
liSSlSJ? throuKhont the United States and Canadaa.
WEEKS & POTTER, General Agents and Whole
sale Druggists, Boston. Mass.
"BEST PILL IN EXISTENCE."
"I lmeustrd our PiLisfor Dyspepsia. Weak
Stomach and Nun oasucs!", aud .n say I never
had any thin;: to do me eo much good in tho
way of medicine. They arc as good as yon rep-rc-nt
them. I rccoinmcud them as the Best
Pi II in existence, and do all I can to acquaint
others with their good merits."
J. W. TIBUETTS, Dacota, Minn.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS, 25 CENTS. Q
Office, 35 Murray St, New Jork.
A PHYSIOLOGICAL
View of Marriage !
lAGuidoto Wedlock on J
R confidential Trratiso 011 tna
duties of marr.acc and tho
9 cause that unlit for it : the e
crcta of" IJeproducti'in and
the Diseases of Wooea.
i A book lor p-ivatp. mmid
j c-ate read.::;. 20 parct, prlco
I Jlctt.
a ormatk Mpn'OAi nvtSFRi
Onalldtiorilersot aprlvato JNature cr.tmx irumSe.f
Abuse. Exceses. or Secret Discnscs, ntli tliu but
meant of rur 224 .irrenosM. prut-.MM t.
A CLINICAIi LECTURE on thr oliov discnr and
those ot the Throat and Lungs, Catcrrb,Bupture. &s
Op'um Eafcit.Xc. price 10 rtn.
tithcrbook rn-nt postpaid on rroe"pt o!pr?cp:orn t'.rce,
cnmaininp.THipar''. namuiiiiv iruairiiTii;. xor.r..
Acklrtu Ul
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iHr'iiliflriTqte
In Mi ere days' the fly is Iss agile
but more persistent. Wo drvnot con
sider the change an imprmeraent
from the bald headed point of view.
Kew Haven Register.
VOLTAIC PLASTER
UBurra,.M).i:..(:i bt. .Louis, iio.
ffs n mtftiif
s'.ftW-JiL '-XT jIl j! ' X, fl'rf3i
i S5
OHAELES NEIDHAET,
Manufacturer and Dealer In
Foreign and Domestic Marble, Monuments,
TOMB STONES, TABLE TOPS, &c, &c.
QPPTi A f HPinNQ A'ordersproinptlj-rilled, and satlafnctlongnarnnteed
DJrXLlRJLi ULoiUilJ Office and Yard, Main street, between Cth and 7th
FURNISHED M. M. CONNER, Traveling Agent
jrn
aj :;-a;a,(. ca teAa :tj i
JULIUS FREITAG.
Carriage, House& Sign Painting,
A gentleman who was presented
with an heir, ufter having had six
children of the olher eex'conae into
the family, acknowledged thatit was
a great sir-prize.
A farmer, speaking of the thinness
of his hay crop, said, "Tlve grass
hoppers have ail got lame trying to
jump from one blade of grass to
another."
An Electro-Galvanic Battery combined
with a. highly Medicated Strengthening
Plaster, forming tho best Flasterfor pains
and aches in tho World of Medicine.
A MORBID SWELLDTG.
Gentlemen. I sent for one of COLLETS VOL
TAIC PLASTERS, and It has been of jrreat benefit
In reducing a swelling In my left 8ldo that two phy.
slclans pronounced Knlarjrement of tho Spleen,
and one pronounced It an Ovarian Tumor.
L. A. 1USTE2.
CmzniASZL, Ixd., March 20, 1577.
THEY AEETHE BEST.
Gentlemen, Enclosed yon will find $2.23, and I
wish you would send mo another dozen of your
COLLINS VOLTAIC PLASTERS. Iiv t!i W
J ou will seo that I can do aomcthinf; to help others
In somo way even if I am not ablo to he tip and
around. Thcro aro a number who have tried your
plasters who had given out that oil plasters were
pood for nothing, nnd now Join with me that they
are the best they have ever tried. I have pot along
this winter better than I kave beforo in three
years. Wished I could have heard of your plasters
before. Vours, &c,
LORETTA M. CROSS.
Ballstox Spa, N. T.. Maren 27, 1ST7.
IPjlce, Q5 Cents.
Be careful to call for COLLDTS VOLTAIC PLAS
TER lest yon get some worthless Imitation. Sold
by all Wholesale and Retail Bruguists throughout
the United States and Canadas, and by WEEKS &
POTTER, Proprietors, Boston, Mass.
Graining, Gilding.
Rronziuc;, Paper Hanging and Cnlchnining.
,63-Cheap and flrst class. For reference, npply to
bteveiisun A Cross. Shop over Abbott A Emery's
Blacksmith hliop,
BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA.
THE mm FRUIT MIES
,""" !
Joseph Sciiiitz,
DnALEIt IN
Clocks, Watches, Jewelry
(2 Keeps constantly on band a large nnd well
yk assorted stock of genuine articles in his line
Jraf Renal ri n g of Clocks, Watches and Jewelry
done on short notire, at reasonable rates.
ALL WOJiK VTARIiAXTED. Also sole ngent In
this locality for the sale of
IiAZARUS & MORKIS'
Governor Briggs-, of Massachusetts,
for several years before his death nev
er wore a collar, appearing thus una
dorned nt levees and public occasions.
Few persons knew the strange reason
for this. He had a neighbor whom
he liked exceedingly and whowas on
his way to become a confirmed drunk
ard. The Governor remonstrated
with him, when the man eald, "I will
never drink again if you will never
wear a collar." This was agreed to,
and both men kept their word.
The man who can hum a htmn
while jointing stove-pipe is jood
enough to walk right into full mem
bership of any churoh, without pro
bation. A lady of Uarroilton, 111., where
lilies and other bulbs were sorely in
jured by moles, now protect them en
tirely by planting garlic about the
beds.
A celebrated philosopher used to
8flyi i. The favors of fortune are Dke
steep rooks only eagles'and creeping
things mount to the summit."
r.
!N
IMraU Ho-Jlta!,
IS7 But Wmlilnr-
Linn St. nUrrft..
JUlU&illl Wllh. tor ticnr. of
Jl Dtwr, of a Private nature, rcultln: from early abnaes
CKLEnRATKll PERFECTED
SPECTACLES & E1E GLASSES
No. S9 Main Street,
BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA.
or Infection of either Sx. Seminal Wcnkneiwmxliicins
rr. Jrarmlrt'd Mght. Lout
.Manhood or Impotency, Nervous liability, ftnnf
EmIIon, Loan of Memory, impaired Mel!
The only religious feature notiteable
in Kearney's lecture is when hesays,
"We will now take up a collection. "
JTon-istoion Herald.
lSew York ladies of fashion have
made a new departure in the decora
tive art. They decorate their teeth
with rose-tints.
iuunuuuu w liapuicillj ncriuu, ,'cuiiilj, iua-
Btntly cured ; dUeasaof the Bladder, Kldneje, I.ler,
Lunffft, Asthnt. Catarrh. Hies, all Chronic DUeafes, and DIS
EASES OP 1'CHAI.ES, yield to hli treatment. Dr. Olio
hu had a life-long experience, and cures where others fall. !
i a cradnate of the Reformed School, uacs bo rnercurv. has the
larznt practice in the U. S. LADIES requiring treatment with
prlruto home and board, call or write. Every convenience for
patients. Send fifty cents for sample of Rubber Goods and cir
cular of important Information by express. D1L OLLVS
Female Plll. 5 per Box. Consultation free.
MAKBIAGE GUIDE SSBJWtf
young and middle seed of both Sexes, on all di-eaies of a privata
nature. Valuable advice to the married and thee contemplating
tnsmce. How to be healthy and truly happy in the married rela
Uon. Ever) body should get this boolu l'nce SO cents, to any ad
drex, scaled.
A CARD.
To all who are suffering from tlie errors
and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, Ac, I
will send a recipe that will euro you, FREE
OF CHARGE. This great remedy was dis
covered by a missionary In SouthrAmerica.
Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev.
Joseph T. Inman; Station D, Bible House,
New York City. I9yl
j5oo3eepeTS Exporters,
""- OperatoWf SchoolTeachera,
IItai8ixantileCollese.Keotaik,Iotra.
The organist of a Hoboken chnrch
has been deposed for no earthly reas
on except that he kissed the pastor's
niece, who is an exceedingly pretty
girl. If the pastor had kissed the or
ganist's neice It might have been dif
ferent, for it dependa. very much on
whose nieoe Is kissed.
A fool and bis father's money are
soon parted.
An eagle in the Alps Mountains, a
short time ago, oarried away a ewe
lamb to Its nest. The lamb was not
killed by the monarch of the birdB,
and lived in apparent harmony with
the young eaglets for four dyas, when
It was resoued by the shepherd who
owned it,
a
Swiss oheese owes ItB peouliar qual
ities to the mountain pasture and the
unusual process of manufacture. The
genuine article Is in process of manu
facture and salt-curing for a year be
fore it Is ready for market.
Miller than, tho sword Cheese.
According to the New York Ex
press, it is a boy on top of a molasses
hogshead who singa: "Ob, for a
thousaul tongues."
eg ' a
It Is the man who avers he despises
flattery who is always the moat of
fended when you tell him the fruth
about himself.
ag i
A Minnesota woman has loaf two
husbands by lightning. She ought
to marry a oondhotor. Cincinnati
Commercial.
S I B -
The United States pays annually to
other countries $100,000,000 for sugar
and molasses.
-i aw .
A man who owes more than he can
pay Is naturally more-osa.
CONSUMPTION CURED.
An old physician, retired from practice, having
hod placed in his bands by an East India mission
ary tlie formula ol a simple vegetable remedy for
the speedy and permanent cure for consumption,
bronchitis, catarrh, asthma, and all throat and
lung affections, also a positive and radical cure for
nervous debility and all nervous complaints, after
having tested its wonderful curative powers In
thousands of cases, has felt it bis. duty to make it
known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive, and a desire to relieve human suffering, I
will send, free or charge, to all who desire it. this
recipe, with full directions fbrpreparlngand using,
in German, French, or English. Sent by mall by
addressing with stamp, naming this paper, "W. "W,
Sherar,W9 Powers' Block, Rochester, New York.
Uw4
UNIVERSITY OP NEBRASKA.
Instruction given In all the brunches of n
liberal education. Open to both ladies and
gentlemen.
Candidates for admission to tho Prepara
tory Department must pass a fair examina
tion in Orthography, Heading, Arithmetic,
Geography, English Grammar, and the His
tory ol the United States, Instruction is giv
en in higher Arithmetic. English Analysis,
and Physical Geography, each for a single
term.
TUITIOK FREE TO ALL.
Fall Term begins Tuesday, September 10,
1S78, nnd ends Friday, December).
Winter Term begins Thursday, January 2,
187Q, and ends March 21.
Spring Term begins April 1, nnd closes on
the Second "Wednesday of June, the day of
the annual commencement.
Cattalogue, containing full information,
can be had upon application to
E. B. FAIRFIELD, Chancellor.
Lincoln, July 6, 1S78. 4yl
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Drownville, JSTebras7ca,
STANLEY
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The
A D. MARSH.
' TAILOE,
BROWNVILLE, - - NEBRASKA.
Cutting, or Cutting and Making, done to
order on short notice and at reasonable
prices, Has had long experience and can
warrant satisfaction.
Manhood : How Lost, How Restored.
imBg3m iusi puuiisueu.u new cumuii ui jjj
JsffXflLCulverwdl'fl Celebris ted I'tsny
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sumption, Epilepsy and Fits. Induced by self-Ia-
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A SURE CURE
For Consumption, bronchitis, asthmu,
catarrh, throat and lung diseases. Also a
sure relief and permanent euro rorgeneral
debility, dyspepsia and all nervous affections
by a simple vegetable medicine which cured
a venerable missionary Physician who was
long a resident of Syria and the East, and
who has freely given this valuable specific
to thousands of kindred suffers with tho
greatest posstoie nenenis, ana nenowieeisn
fiia cnnrixi oiiTlstlnn ilntv to lmrjnxt to others
th Is wonderful invigorating remedy.and wilf
send FREE the original recipe complete.
AMERICAN
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!
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The celebrated author, in this admirable Essay,
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ful practice, that the alarming consequences of self
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every snuerer.no matter what nis conuuion may
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youth and every man in the land.
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