OFFICIAI DIRECTORY. District Officer. S. B.rouun- nEO.B.HMITJI ' 1VIM.1AM 1L HOOVER O. A. CKCIh. .Judge. District Attorney .uisirictuierse. -,..v-Irputv Clerk. Conntv Officers. JOHN S. STOLI. v, County JodRe WILSON K. M A JOItS;.., ,.CcrX unit Recorder vv. ii. c;rr.MOKE .- Trem-or R.V BLACK.,.. Sheriff . Coronet Knrvrvor .School Superintendent O R. I'AltKKIK.. JAME8M.IUCKKIU VHiMP'OROTUKIt JOHN K. SHOOK, 1 JONATHAN UIGGINS, J-.. . Ii. l'KKUY, a. ..Commissioners W.T. R03KRS City Officers. ii- r.. nur.imitu. '. B. DOniCKR- . BEN. It, GEO. II. ....- Mayo r .....PolIce Judge .THOMPSON Treasurer . LANNON Marshal -OONCn.MEN. JD. ROBINSON) JOSEPJI BODY. W.A.JUDKIXS.) J. J. UVAlt-.RH, i LKWIS IIII.Ij, - . ... . 1 NKIBIfA KT J 3rd ara UHE ADVERTISER. THURSDAY, JULY 11, 1S78. Publishers' Notices. TitK Advertiser Is on sale at the Drug andBook Store Of A. W. Ulckcll. Locai. Noticks. set as ordinary reading matter, will be charged ten cents per line, each Insertion. Set In display type, fifteen cents a line. "ratchic." , S . ...1st "VTard -Slid Ward SOCIA1, DIRECTORY. v -"w. N Churches. Jfltrthodlnt K. Chnreh. Sorvlcesoach Sahbath at 10:30 a. in., nnd T.-od p. in. Sunday School at Z'ip.m. vraycf .Meeting Thursday evening, o. i: i ilkoN. Piisfof, Pronbrierlnn" Chwrr.I. Services "ach Sahbath at 10-JO n. m., ritio. 7:30 p. m. Prayer Meeting Wed nesday cvcnlngi. Sabbath School at t) o'clock mi mi H: B. Dvk, raRlor. rUt-lst Clinrrh.-Services every Sunday, a 30h. tit. and 7:00 p. in. Sunday School nt2 p. rn. JIkv.Matthkw IIknkv. Missionary In charge. JUt. l'loiionnt Curnhcrliwiil I'rcHlirtrrlnti. "liurrli lour miles soiilh.wcstnritrowiivlllc. Ser vices first Sabbath in each month. B. J. Joil.x fcov. Pastor. ClirNifiui Clmreli. Services every third Sunday rciK-h mouth, by Elder J. Conneron. Social imH-tlnp every Sunday at 11 a. m. Prayer meet ings Thursday evenings. C'nlholic Services every 4th Sunday or each -mouth, at lOo'clocli a.-in- I'athcr Cuinmlsky, yrlcst. Authorized Agents. Titus Bros are our authorized agents at Nema ha City to receive and receipt for monies dflc us. TnouAS BnBitKss Is our authorized agent In Olcn Rock precinct to receive find" receipt for monies due us on subscription. A J. Bitter, atSt. Beroln.Isonrnuthorlred agent althatplace.torccelvesubscrlptlons and adver tising, and to collect and receipt for monies due Tjik Auvkrtiskr. Ioiin S. Minick Is our authorized ngent at Aspln wal I , to recel vc subscrl pt Ion and ad vcrtlbl ng, and collect aud receipt for monies due us. FAIKBROTJIER ,t HACKER, Publishers Advertiser. Information Wanted. Schools. ffr.Mvnvlllp Union rirnilrilSrlioolM. J.M.Mc Kmi7.Ip, Principal: Mist Jrolo 14. Ilaln. Asslst mil High Scho.il; MIks Iu Tucker, ftr.-umiinr IHpnrtinpnt: Miss Alice Illtt. 1st' InlpruiiMlatP: Miss Kate Cor4 2d IntorriiPdlate: Miss Emma Smith, isr rfliiiiiiy; Mrs. Cun-ltf Johnson, Sd I'll mary. I. O. of O. F. llriMvnvlIlp I.oilnNn. 3, I.O.O. V. Itoinilnr meetings TiiKMlny ovanlng ol each week. Visit ing brothers restectfwlly Invited". A'.If.ailmorc, N. K Jns. Coclrrwr, Secy. rfrnmim Clfr JrOiio No. 40, I. O. O. V. Meets every .Stntunlay. O.C.ZoyK.N.O. IMYI1 Touktelott, Sec. Knights of Pythias. Kxrrlslor Lrndfcc No. 1."5, It. I'. Meets everv Vednesday evening in Masonic Hall. Visiting. jwiignus cnruiany invueil. J. u, MCUATlK, C. C. Wii.JvAuyyMAN, K. of It. S. Masonic. Netnnlin Vnlley Ijodcc No. 4, A. F. tfc A. 31. Stated meetings "Saturday on or before the full if each moon." Iodge room open every Satur day evening for lectures. Instruction and mcial intercourse. J.CMcNaugbton, W.M. B.F.Sou der. Over. JJrownvlIlc Chnptcr No. 4. It. A. ?!. Stated jiiotlngsspcondTh "sday or eaeh month. It.W. Kumas, M. E. IL V. A. B, Cavlson, Sea 'irnnx Council No. 3. It. S. & S. E. 31. Kjated mrrtlogssecbnd Thursday of each month. f. C JfcNonghton, T. I. M. A. It. Davison, Bee. ilIf.f'jlrniplr!iTninnn(TiiivVn ?. 1C TT Qr.tA1 meetings econd Monday In each montU. W.T. which X take to be Ills 8l8ters. ItogerstE.a; A. A.NIckcII,Bec. , , . , ., r -f Kosc adiJHrConrlaTc,No.63,.3r.c.lt. Pnres were taken .In Iowa. X flu SrrT Sf,IonsVcil8iI n U'efi,h.i"- another picture of a lady I take to - J " - . uiutu. U 1. . 7W xw . Xkaiucrj . Secretary, Adah Chnptcr No. 2. Order ot the Eastern Star. Stated meetings third Monday In each month. 2Irs. E. C. Handlsy, W. M. Societies. County Fair Association. B. A. Ilawley. President; oim Bath. Vice PreU: S. A. Otorn becretary: J. ST. Trowbridge. Treasurer. Mana gers H. O. MIntcfe. S. Cochran. F. E. Johnson, Thomas Bath, GeevOrow. J. w. Gavit. Chora! Union. J. C ilcNanghton, Prest. J. B. ilocker. Sec. Illakc Dramatic Association. W. T. Bogcrs, Prest. J. B. Bocker, Sec and Treas. 3Ietropolttnn Cornet Barrc-D.T. Smith. Mu sical Director. K. Iluddart, Trecearer and Busi ness Manager. Brovrnrllle Lltcrarr Society. It. W, Fnrnos, Presldont. A. O. Cecil, Sec. I. O. of Q. T. GRAND JX)DGE OFFICERS. Mkb. ADA VAN PELT, W. G. C. T Lincoln. K. W. METOAXF, W. G. C Tecumseh. Mik. fc. F. Market. W. G. V. T Rlverton; . Gi KEENS, W. G. Sec . Kearney. Miss EVA RANSOM. W. G. Treas .Tails City A. J. SKEEN. W. G. M Brownville- W. F. AVABREN, W. G. Chap Nebraska City- A. J. SK.EEN- Dlst. Dep. for Nemaha County- Brownville Iodge No. 6I I. O. of G. T. Meets every Friday evenlnglnOddKcllows Hall, over Nlckcll's dreg store. Main street. Stran gers of our order visiting the city are InvIUnl to meet with us. B. M. Bailey. W. C. T. B. F.San ders, Sec. G. W, Falrbrottier, Sr., L. D. 7?tmaha City Iioiljre I7o. 109. Meets every Monday evening. Mrs.S,A. Huntington. W.CT. John P. Orother.Sec. Pi Crother, 1. D. Awplnwall Lodge No. 10S. Meets every Sat urday evening. John S. Mlnlck, W. C T. T.J. HItt.Sec. Ztflti, No. lily. Meets every Thursday evening, at the Kennedy School House, two miles north west of Brownville. J. II. Loranco. W.CT. Oeo. Sanders. Sec. U.O.MInIck, L. D., Brownville. Security, No. 135. Meets every Saturday even ing, at Falrvlew Church, six miles south west of Brownville. John Maxwell. W.CT. II. U.Bow man, W.S. Geo. Crow, L. D Brownville. Linden, No. 9S. Meets every Saturday evening, at Linden School House, elr miles north west of Sheridan. II. B. Good,' W.CT. M.A. Talmer. Sec. IL F. Palpier, L. D., Sheridan. I'lpiiKunt Prairie, No 100. Meet every Satur day evening, at Bratton School House, Benton precinct. M. Ii. Eastwood. W. C. T. E, El well. Sec B. H. Bailey, L. D.. Brattcn P.' O.' Bcdfonl. No. 10O. Meets every Friday evening at Coal Tar School House, four miles south west or Nemaha City. Jno.Stokos.W.C.T. P.Youug Sec. C. Tucker, L.D., Nemaha City. Sheridan, No. lfi'i. Meets every Saturday even ing. T. J. Gell, W.CT Bobt. Bryant, Sec Geo. Harmon, L.I). Other lodges lathe county that desire a place In this directory will please Inform us of name, niim bvr. when and whore It meets, names of presiding officer and secretary, together with nny other In formation they may wish to communicate. BUSINESS CARDS. S. HOIiLADAY, IjLt Physician, Surgeon, Olistctrlclnn. Graduated in 1SS1. Located in Brownville 1S.V5. OiHcc,4i Main street, Brownville. Neb. t L. HUiiBUitrr,. JL. ATTOU3fEY AT"IiAxW And Justice of the Peace. Office In Court House Building. BrownIlle, Neb. Colujibus, Ga., June2f, 1878. Postmaster, Topckn, Knunas: Dear Sir: On the 18th day of April last, a man was killed In Harris county, of IIiIh State, while traveling through this country, by one Dowd well AtftHHs, his carriage driver. Ad ams Is-now in jail here, and will be tried for murder on the second Mon day In October, next, at llamllton, Harris county, Georgia. The deceased was found by the po lice of tills city on the morning of the 19lh of April in the Chattahoochee river, where Adams had thrown him. The deceased had been for aomo time about TusSega, Ala., and was known there by the name of Harry Jove, but in looking through his effects I iind that he owned a grocery storo at Oxford, Kansas, in 1876, and that one A. Barnard was his business man, and from letters written by Barnard, found iu the trunk of the deceased, I find that ho waB called Barber, and from other papers I am satisfied that his real name is Harry W. Barber. He had some $3,000 in money aud other personal property amounting to$1.000, which is all now in the hands of a re sponsible party, held subject to the claims of his relations. I flud pic tures of ladies in his trunk, three of The d be his wife, printed at Wilmington. Ohio.- He has been In and about To pekn, and' left; things there for his wife. No traoeBof his relations have yet been discovered. I am the solicitor general oharged with the prosecution of the murder, aud I am very desirous to find out something about the deceased and his relations. Will you be kind enough to hand this letter to the editor of some paper in Topeka for publication. Perhaps they will do so without charge, to assist iu finding out the re lations of' the deceased. ' Should the paper be kind enough to publish' It; will youplease mall a copy to my address. I have In my possession Beveral pic tures of the deceased, aud wiil for ward thorn to parties who feel satis- fled that they oau assist me in my in vestigation. All communications addressed to Col. H. Bussey, Solicitor General, Columbus, Georgia, will receive prompt attention. By giving this your attention", you will confer a great favor on Yours truly, H. Bussey. BY MKS. S. T. rEimY. The bell had rung, the school was out, And from the hall with busy feet Tho boys rushed forth with nlnugh nnd shout And crowded through tho village Btreet, Like prisoners from their cells broke loose, Escaping from the calaboose. Across the street, and all alone. A small boy walked with rapid gait. Like one unknowing nnd unknown. With head erect and form so straight; lie heeded not the crowd that cried, "See Tatchlo' on the other side." I wondered much why this should bo. But when I looked I knew too well, The noblest of them nil was he; But sad to think, more sad to tell, He from the crowd had been detached, Because his pantaloons wcro patched. No answering word escaped him there; I wntched hlmns ho climbed the hill, Then thought "Each other's burdens bear, And thus the law of Christ fulMl." And so I joined him on tho road. Hoping to lighten his sad load. I spoke in Moving words and kind ; 31c, smiling, looked up into my face He had a true and noblo mind Ami answered with n manly grace, "My father, sir, has long been dead. And mother earns our daily bread. "To school shosends mo every day, I do the bast (hero that I can, And mother says she'll get her pay, When I grow up to bo a man ; And, sir, I hopo that I Ahall be All that my mother wishes me. "Thpy call mo "rntchlo,' I don't care," Said ho, while passing through the gate, "It's what we arc, not what we wear. That makes us good and makes us grcnt ;" He touched his cap, and said good-night, I whlbpercd, "JKoblc, brave nnd right.' Istnrtcd on my homownrd way, Not only boys but men, I thought, Pass by tho poor ones every day. Only the rich and grand arc sought; This world, ho full of foolish pride, Puta"ratohlo"on tho other side. D09GIXG FQK LIFE. John King was sent in haste on an errand to his uncle's, a mile distant. His way led along a well-trodden path across a belt of woods. It was In Western Pennsylvania, In the dark years of Indian wars; but the savages had not been seen in that vicinity forsome time, so that no dan ger was feared for the lad on such a (hat the three prongs, as they lay one under another, were far enough apart for him toslip between, which he in stantly did, just in time to dodge a fu rious blow from the tomahawk. The Indian, perceiving that the place was too Bmall to admit bis huge body, swiftly sprang around the root, thinking to catch his victim on the further side. But tho keeneyed lad was too wary for him. Detecting the red-skin's purpose, like a flash he slipped back between the fallen trees, so that, as his blood-thirsty enemy dasneu In sight with a yell, the bar ricade was still between them. At this the savage rushed to the fence, and placing his hands on the upper tree, attempted to jump over, but he could not spring so high. Then he tried to orawl through where John had just gone, but found only room for his ugly head. After a little, he turned about, and saying in broken English, "Good bye me go 'way," walked slowly round the root, and disappeared. The boy knew, however, that It was only a trick, and kept his eyes and ears alert against surprise. Immediately ho detected the snak ish eyes of tho savage gleaming at liim from among tho dry leaves on the ground, at the corner of the root, on theoppositeside of the fence, where the old rascal had crept, in order to watch the youugster unseen. After lying in this position for two or three minutes, only his head In sight, and that covered with leaves, he made another dash around the root. But John was too quick for him, and slipped safely between the logs once more. Failing again, the wicked red-skin resorted to another ruse. He begon to parley, saying, "Me good Injun me no hurt. Shake hand !" And he thrust his hand through the barricade. Of course, hedid not succeed in cheat ing the little follow by such a shallow device, and so again changed his tactics. Presenting his gun, lie commanded John to surrender, or be shot ; but the lad preferred to be shot by a bullet rather thau a tomuhawk, and so stood his ground. Strange enough, tho In dian did not shoot; but after looking across the sights of his gun, and mak- AN OLD BOY'S COMPOSITION. Why c Girl Cannot Throw a Stone. short trip. Indeed he had passed over the same road almost every. day siuce mS fearful faces, be placed the weap- his father moved Into the Presauo on ueninu a tree.some rous away, and of parleyiug Thrilling Adventure. CTUIiL & THOMAS, O ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Odlce, over Theodore nil! A Co.'s store, Brown ville, Neb. SCHICK, ATTORNEY ATLAW. Ofllce OTcr J. L.McGce&Bro'sstore, Brownville, Nebraska. T. T H. BROADY t) ' Attorney mid.-Counselor irt Z,aiv, Office overstate Bank, Brownville,Neb. W.S ROGERS, Attornty and ConmelorstLaw. Will give diligent attention to any legal business entrnstedtohiscare. OOlceln the Boy building, Brownville, Neb. SA. OSBORN. ATTORNEY AT;l!AlV. Oflice, No. Si Mala street, Brownvila, Neb. pJ W. GIBSON, BLACKSMITH AND HORSE SIIOER. Work done to order and satisfaction guaranteed First street, between Main and Atlantic, Brown vlIIe.Neb. "DAT. CLINE, FASniONABIE JJ. BOOT AND SHOE MAKER CUSTOM WOBK made to order, and fits always guaranteed. Repairing neatly and promptly done, fchop, No; 27 Main street, BrownvIlle.Neb. B. M. BAILEY, SBIPPEIt AND DEAXER IN LIVE STOCK BJiOTrXVILLE, NEBRASKA. Farmers, please call and get prices; I want to' handle your stock Office 3f Main street, EToadley building. - gEORGE ARSMTRONG, GRAIN DEALER, .Broivnvlllc, Nebraska. Farmers, please call on me for prices. I will clve you the nighest the market will afford, as I am desirous of handling your grain. 4!tf ftHARLES HELMER, FASHIONABLE Boot and Shoe MAEEB. Having bought tho ous torn stoop of A. Itobtson, I am prepared to do work of all kinds at , Reasonable Rates. 3-Rc pairing neatly and promptly done. Shop No. 62 Main Street, Tlin dlvor iinfupnil nt. tlin AfnvniL -- -o-0 --. river, Belfast, Australia, In removing 'the reef had a rather narrow escape from losing his life on Thursday evening, the Gth nit. It appears that Mr. Smale had fired off a charge of dyuamlte and displaced a large quan tity of Btoues at the bottom of the river. He went down to prepare for lifting stones by the aid'of chains into thepuut. While engaged" in rolling over a large stono he saw something which he supposed at the time was a pieceolean-looklng kelp moving about In front of where he was working. In a few movents this object came jn cou- taot with the diver's arm, about which It quickly colled, partly holding him. .Immediately Mr. Smale touched what was coiled rouud bis arm he became aware of Ills position, and tried to ex tricate himself from the grasp of a "sea-devil," but found It a far more dlQlouItjob thau he anticipated. Catching hold of the pars hanging from tho arm he walked along tho bottom of the river toward the end of It, when he was firmly held by bne of the feelers of a large ootopus, better known among sailors as the "devil fish." Mr. Smale tried to pull the fish, off from Its hold of the rooks, but without eflect for some time. At last the fish, perhaps thinking It had not got sufficient hold or power upon its prey, loosened itself from the stones and quickly transferred Its feelers or arms around the diver's legs and body. In this position Mr. Smale thought the best thing for him to do was to get upon deok as soon as possible, and he quickly made tracks for the lad der which reaches from the punt to tbe bottom of the river. The diver wa9 certainly a ourlous looklug objeot when be came up. This huge, ugly looking thing appeared to be entan gled all over him, holding him lu'a firm embrace. However, Mr. Smale'a fellow-workmen were not long in freeing him from the unfriendly hug of his sub marine companion. The body portion of tbe octopus was only about the size of a large soup plate, with eyes in its bead like those of a sheep, but it pos sessed nine arms, each about four feet in length, at the but as thick as a man's wrist, tapering off at the end to. as fine a point as that of a pen knife; thus it could spread over an area of nine feet in diameter. All tbe way along the underneath part of each feeler are suckers every quarter of an Inch, giving It Immense power. Mr. Smale declares it was powerful enough to keep three men under wa- resq Isle country, two years before, and had never met anything stranger than a wild turkey or a deer. John was a brave, atbletlc boy of fourteen, quite noted In the village for his punctuality, and as sure to return on time as an express. As he left the door, ho noticed that it was 1 o'clock, and said in a jolly tone to his parents : "Now fora race with the shaddow ; Iehall be back before it reaches the two mark." Some years ago, the pioneers of the borders measured the flight of time by a sort of sun dial on the cabin floor. A spot was selected where, in clear days, the sun shone full through the narrow window, and when some offi cer having a watch was present, the line of shaddow made at noon by the perpendicular window casing was nrawn along the floor. Then the hours and half hours were spaced off on either side the noon mark, for the forenoon and afternoon. This kind of clock answered very well when the skies were clear, but in oloudy weath er, a'settler's family was sadly adrift on the flood of time. When the shadow had crept across the two murk, the mother noted it, aud said to herself, "For once John it? outdone." When half past two was dodge good boy go home reached, sho went to the door, aud ter. JBratcitviilc, "ebyaska dog pants. Every dove baa a cote, and every looked for him ; when tho three mark was passed, she felt very anxious about him, aud called to her husband, who was in a field near by. But their confidence in the young fellow's abili ty to take care of himself was such that they waited, though uneasily, until after four, whcnt1iu father slung his gun across his shoulder, and start ed up the path by which the absentee was expected. Mr. King was a fine specimen of a border man, tall, strong, steady-nerved, brave, and Intelligent. He was an experienced hunter, aud a success ful Indian fighter. But now, leaving him, as with cat Hkestepand watchful cyo he treads the belt of woods, letus go with John, and discover tho cause of his unusual delay. He had done his errand, his aunt had stuffed his pockets full of parch ed corn, and on his return he had reached a certain bend iu the path, where he sat down on a mossy bank, to tighten the strings of his coarso shoes. Just as the matter was fin ished, a noise caused him to look sharply among the trees, when ho es pied within a few rods, ruuniug tow ard him with uplifted tomahawk, an exceedingly large Indian. A glance was enough to start the lad to his feet, and prompt him to his best speed for safety. But the warrior's position was8uch as to cut him off from the path to his own home, or to his uu ole's; so that no way was left him but to Btriko into tbe uutrod forest, and run for life. He had gone'but a little distance, when he heard the steps of hi3 pursuer rapidly overtak ing him, and he knew that he oould not escape by flight. And to aggra vate his case, he saw, at this instant, just before him, a large tree upturned by tbe roots, and lying directly aoross his course. His fate seemed sealed ; every In stant he expeoted to feel the' edge of the battle-axe ; and such a horror bad he of the knife, and of having his scalp stretched on a hoop to dry, that he involuntarily put up his hands to save his head, a fact about which, In after years, he used to laugh heartily. The tree, toward whloh desperation Impelled the boy's feet, had grown in three parts, and as it fell, the lar gest was uppermost, some six or seven feet high, and the other two direotly underneath, like the rail of a fence; while thegreat flake of earth ad hering to its roots made a oross section of wall two feet thick, a rod long, and ten or twelve feet high. What a trap! But as he came close to it, he eaw resorted to the once more. . "Injun hungry- get Injun bread. ' But John did not think it befit to start for home, on such an invitation. The next effort was to kill the lad by throwing his tomahawk ot him be tween the tree; but he miscalculated tho space and struck the weapon against a log, breaking out the han dle, which, falling at John's feel, was Immediately pioked up by him, as a means of defense. One of the savage's devices, by which, perhaps, he meant to frighten his victim, was to place his hideous fooe at tho opening between the legs, and howl and gnash at him llks a wolf. But the boy's courage had rallied, and he began to pelt his enemy with stones and lumps of earth, obtained from the upturned soil, giving him many a stinging hit. This so mad dened the Indiau, that he drew his scalping knife, and gave cbree for a long time, perhaps thinking to tire the youngster out by constait dodg ing. But in this plan he was mistak en, fora resolute, hanhvorkirg front ier boj' has a vast fund of eniurance. Ouce the gleaming knife, tlrust be tween the logs after him, enne near doing Its bloody work ; but Jthu'agrit wusaroused.and he struck tie brutal hand a heavy blow with tie tomu hawk handle But the many I urns and tides, tricks and dodges, of that fearful struggle can never be related. Thereare some scenes too tragical for words; besides, tho particulars are covered under the drifts of forgetfulness ever heaping above the past. Of course, during all that terrible afternoon, John's thoughts snd eyes were constantly turning in tbe direc tion of his home. He knew that his father would seek him before night, and as the hours wore on, he began to look with great anxiety for his com ing, lie had tho common faith of all children In parents, and felt that they would not leave him to perish. At length ho caught a diitant glimpse of a form coming up tho path. Oh, how his heart bounded ! With renewed force, lie began again to hurl at his foe, everything he could seize, raising such a commotion as to attract his father's notice, who, com prehending the whole Ecene at a glance, stole up within gun shot of tho unsuspecting red man. The sequel Is soon told. The crack of the settler's rifle signalled -the In dian's fato. The warrior's weapons and trinkets were taken as trophies; the gun, hav- inga bullet but no powder in its obain ber, could not be fired, thus explain ing why he did not shoot the lad when he threatened to do so. These are still treasured by the grandchildren of our hero, who are jUBtly proud of such an exploit. In those early times, American boys were trained In a Bohool that developed a rugged and noble manhood. If a girl was to practice for fifteen years she could n6t fenrn to throw a stone with grace and accuracy. Have you ever wondered why It is so? Wo have. It wa's one of the first and most knotty physiological problems which presented itself to our youthful mind why our big sister, when she tried to throw a snow ball at us, almost in variably sent it careering over the top of the house, while we, in turn, could pop her in tho ear about every time. It may be that wo took a mean advantage of this discrimination of nature in our behalf and against our sister, and it may be that we improv ed the opportunity to rake her fore and aft whenever she came within fir ing distance. But that is neither here nor there. As time passed on, and wo increas ed our stock of observation, wo saw that other fellows' sisters labored un der about the same disadvantages that ours did in the matter of throwing any sort of missile. As near as we could generalize their modus operan di of awkwardness for such we are compelled to call It we found that they swung the arm back over the head with a vertical motion, as though it were hung by a door hinge on the top of the shoulder, or much as we may imagine the old Roman catapult operated when firing stones at the en emy. When the arm had swung as far as tho hinge would allow, it was brought forward with the same verti cal motion, and with as much mo mentum as the thrower could raise,, and, at somo undefined point in the arc thus described, the hand let go the missle. While executing this quick movement, some girls give a little feminine whoop, or, maybe, a half whoop and a half squeal ; others did not. Our sister jumped aud whooped both ;"but then she was a bad throw er. As we stated, at some undefined point in the arc described by the for ward motion of the arm, the missile flew off. Sometimes it went up ; sometimes it went down, and some times It went sideways, but it never, by any manner of means, hit the thing it was intended to jump or no jump whoop or no whoop. Now, the point of difference be tween a girl's throwing and a boy's we found to be substantially this: The boy crooked his elbow, and reached baok with the upper part of his arm at about right angles with his body, and the forearm at an angle of forty-five degrees; the direct act of throwing was accomplished by bring ing the arm back with a snap, like the tail of a snake or a whip lash, working every joint from shoulder to wrist, and sometimes making your elbow sing as though you had got a whack on the crazy-bone. The girl threw with her whole arm rigid; the boy with his whole arm relaxed. Why this markod and unmjstakoble difference existed, we never learned until, at a somewhat advonced period we dove into a book on physiology, and learned that the clavicle or collar bone, in tho anatomy of a femole Is some inches longer, and set some de grees lower down, than in the mascu line frame. This bone interferes with the free action of the shoulder, and thot'8 tho reason she can't throw. We have developed o pet theory of our own, however, that on all-wise and beniflceut Providence, foreseeing that there would be rolling-pins, stove hooks, pot-lids, and hot water In the world, set the women's clavicle down a hitch or two for the safety of the men. I'ts lucky for all of us that women can't throw. A traveler interrogating a back woodsman received brief but perti nent answers, (bus: Whose house is this?' 'Moggs'.' Of what built!' 'Logs.' 'Any neighbors?' Progs.' - What Is theBoII?' ' - 'Bogs. ,.: The climate?" '- Fogs.' ' What do yoa live on ?' Hogs.' 'How do you catch" them ? Dogs.' If there Is to be a new war, as Is so confidently predicted, it must be com menced in the North this time. When It begins the South will calm ly go ahead and raise more cotton and sugar. Certain fortunate individuals who are possessed of the money, will perhaps buy some gold, or sell bonds short. It will not be the South's af fair. When for humanity's sake it becomes necessary to end the strife, the South will proceed to doit, and then the horses of the Southern cav alry corps will be watered in thegreat Northern Lakes. N. O. Time3. w Tho human body expands Immense ly with age. When eleven young men are seated on one side of a street car, they can easili' sit up a little clos er and make room for a pretty girl, butseveu of them can monopolize an entire seat to the utter exclusion of an old woman. "Whisky Is your greatest enemy," said a minister to Deacon Jones. "But," said Jones, "don't the Bible say, Mr. Preacher, that we are to love our enemies?" "Oh, yes, Deacon, but it don't say we are to swallow them." All babies born in the Oneida, N. Y., Community are taken from their mothers at their birth and handed to other women to rear. No child, therefore, will ever know its own mother, for they are owned in com mon. The Burlington Hawkeye gives thi recipe for the consolation of poor lone females: "Just pour a gallon of whisky on the sitting-room carpet, and it smells as though there was a man around all the time." SAN FORD'S RADICAL CURE For CATARRH INSTflHTLY RELIEVES. 6,000 FEET ABOVE THE SEA. Tho followinfr testimonial are from Messes. J. Q. UoswoR-in Co-Denver, CoL, larpo and infln enUal drnsslsts, Tncy report unprecedented! largo saics ana nnivemai uusucuuu. xu mw tllseaso la so alarmingly prevalent In that region. They Bpeak of the foQowinjr genUeiacn as among their best citizens: SORELY AFFLICTED. J. O. Eoncorth tfc Co., Denver, CoL: Gentlemen, Prompted" toy a rcllow-reellnjr for tnose afflicted Trtth Catarrh, 1 Trtsh to add my testimony in behalf of SAKFORD'S RADICAL. CUKE FOE CATARRH. I r-ave been sorely afflicted with tnls fearful dl3easo for four years, and have tried every known remedy without avail, until I bought a bottle of the abova CUKE from you, which save me almost Instant re lief. It bclnir a constitutional as well as a local remedy, I believe It to be all that is claimed for it, a Kadlcal Cure for Catarrh. , ,, Very truly yours, TTXT. AilETTVK. Denver, Sept. 2S, 1&3 with Jenson, Bliss & Co. greatly"afflicted. Mtsirs. J. O. Sosvorth b Co Denver: GtrUUmen, I take ploasnre in recommending SANFORD a RADICAL CUKE FOR CATAKRHto aU who aro afflicted with this disease. Iwas greatly afflicted with It for a long time, and cured It with two bot tles ofthe above CURE. About a year afterwards I was again taken with Catarrh quite severely, and Immediately 8i-nt for another bottle, which fixed mn nil l-lrrl.f trlflntr TTIO Tpliflf frOm tllC UTSt QOJC. I am conlldent that this remedy will do all that Is claimed for it. and more too. Wishing you success SPECIAL' KOTIOES. REVOLVER FREES5 Address J. Brown &. Son. lib & 133 WoodrS Pittsburgh. Pa. 3W4 fTRfl A"WQ Highest Awwi at WorliTslirhibuimi U-RU-iLLMC) LATEST CVVFALUGUES AXB lutcLiLMitta. with uewatyls. rpilnreil pricex nnd much Information, sent free. MAfeON & HA3lLiy Organ Co.. Bostoii.yeT? YorkorChlcago PT A MO Beautiful" "concerf Orand m?P A Aj Tliii U Pianos. prlr SlUOO only UltbrAJM -l-Z.'i. superb Grand S'jnnreyirfrras, pncoMllmi only $55. EUgant upright Pjnnctf, price S60 only 155. ew style Upright Pinno SJ.l.5(). Orcn,n$35. Organ 12 stops $73.50. Church Organs 1 stops price $:iOO onIvSll5. 'Rieimi-t 'W75 Mirror lop Organs, qwly ffo5. Buyer, come anu see me at Dome lr J am not as represent ed, K. K. fare paid bo'h wy itntf Piano or Organ given free. Large Illst. Newspaper with much in formation about cost of Piano- fc Orcnim ent free. Please address DANIRI, F. BEATTY.' Washington. J. J. jwl in its introduction. I am very truly yours. A-w. Denver, Oct. i, 1ST3. SMITH. of Smith & Doll. TRIED EVERYTHING. Messrs. J. 0. Bosicortli &Co-, Denter, CoL: Gen lUmen, l have used SAXFORD'S RADICAL CURE FOR CATARRH, and it has given perfect satisfaction. I have tried almost everything, and it Is the only thing that has given mo relief. 1 therefore take pleasure In recommending its uso to nil afflicted with Catarrh or any kind, and offer this 03 my testimony to lt3 benefit. r.rr,n Very truly, W. S. DECKER. Denver, Oct. 1.13J5. REV. J. H. W1GGIN SAYS : Ono of the best remedies for Catarrh, nay. tha best remedy we have found In allfetlmo of suffer ing, is SAXFORD'S RADICAL CURE. It is not unpleasant totako through tho nostrils, and there comes with each bottle a small glass tube for uso in inhalation. It clears the head and throat so thoroughly that, taken each morning on rising, there are no unpleasant secretions and no disagree able hacking during the entire day, but an unpre cedented clearness of voice and respiratory organs, ike. J. II. Wiggln, in Dorchester (Jfas.) Deacon. Each package contains Dr. Sanford'R Improved Inhaling Tnbe. with full directions for nto In all cases. Price, $1X0. For sale by all Wholesale and RetallDrugglstsandDealersUiroughouttheU'nlted Btatcs and Canada?. WEEKS & POTTER, General Agents and Wholesale Druggists, uoston, Jiass. Mold's JAMAICA GINGER. The onlv comhfnniVm nf" fhn true Jamaica Ginger with eholc. .ironiauoBna renciiuranay.for Cholera. Cholera Morbus, Cramps ind Pains. Diarrhoea and Dysen tery. Dyspepsia, Flatulency. Want if tone and Activity jn theStom vch and Dowels, and avoiding the' dangers or Change or Water, food? uid climate. Ask for Saxfoud's Jamaica Ginqkr. 3w4 5WJA7T ffcSLIMonnnl Awarded hiet pme t Centennial Fipoition for Sine thnnny totalities and er-tZlcnee and Icu'ing thar aeter of ruttcniv and Haronng. The Wat tlbacco ever m.ide. An 6nr bin stnp tr.Tie-mark u clonely lm tated en infer r cr"I. see that Jielton's&tt is oneferyplns- K-ldbyr. 1 leal.rs. Sendforsnmple free, to C. A. Jacksox A Co., JIfr., rvtersbwrg, Va! ISID! ParsnnN Pursntive 1M1N mako New Rich IHopu.and win completely change the blood In the cntlresystemin three months. Anv person who will take 1 pill each night from 1 to i2 weeks mav ne restored to sound health. If such a thing beDos Blble. Bent by mall Tor 8 letter stamps 1 JOHNSON & CO., Bangor. 3fe. P ani" VIBH AT0R COLLINS5 UXOJX VOLTAiC - PLASTERS For Iiocal Paina, lameness, Soreness, "Weakness, Numbness and Inflammation THE ORIGINAL & ONLY GENUINE "Vibrator" Threshers, WITH DtrBQVED MOUNTED HORSE POWERS, And Steam Thresher Engines, JIado only by NiGHOLS, SHEPARD & CO., BATTUE CREEK, MICH. of tho Iiungs, Iiiver, Kidneys. Spleen, Bowels, Bladder, Heart, and Sluscles, aro When a poor little blind boy was asked what forgiveness is, he paused a moment, and then, taking his peu, wrote: "It la the odor which the trampled flower gives out to bless the foot which crushed it.' cqaal to an army of doctors and acres of planta and ahrobs. Evon in Paralysis, Epilepsy or Pits, and JTerrons and In voluntary Muscular Action, this Plaster, by Rallying tho Uervons fforcos, has effected Cures when every other known remedy has failed. Price 25 Cents. Ask for Collins' Voltaio Plaster, and insist on having it. Sold by all Whole salo and Betail Druggists throughout the United States and Canadas. WEEKS & A Keokuk man bruised a negro ter ribly whom he caught robbing his hen roost. He afterward relen ted, dressed the fellow's wounds, gave him" a loaf of bread and a chicken, aud sent him on his way rejoicing. POTTER, Proprietors, Boston, Mass. TTR & rS3S22E73T3RSaEa "WMsT H i3 ta 3 lJay' ? &, gai l e sjSfh They have a man In Philadelphia who talks barbers to death. If we have ever said anything ngninst the City of Brotherly Love we're awful sorry for it and take it all back. Breakfast Table. o The bii3onet derives its name from the place where it was Invented, Bay otine, in France, and was first used in buttle as a weapon by the French in tho year 1G03, proving a novel aud eflieient arm. i - m A Convincing Argument. Yesterday afternoon Cherokee Bob was Fquirting tobacco juice all over tho floor of a saloon and telling how capital oppressed labor, when Bill Fullinton Inquired: "Are you of them communists?" "I hold," said Bob, "that we must have an equal distribution of proper tyyes, sir, or we'll fight, sir I" "Lend mo a chew of tobacco," said BUI. A full box of fine-cut was handed him. lie put it iu his pocket, and was walking away, when Cherokee called out "Beg your pardon, but you are ta king off my tobaooo!" "'Sail right 'sail right," roplied Bill; "I was out and you have plen ty. We've got to even this business up, you know, and you keep tho box and I'll keep tho tobaooo." lie was too big to lick, and Chero kee put the empty box Iu his pocket, and refused to laugh with the crowd. Cheyenne Leader. "Well, I swan Billy." said an old farmer to an undersized nephew who was visiting him, when you take off that 'ere plug hat aud spit two or three times, there ain't much left of you, Is th?' Fulton Times: The fact that George Washington's wife never asked where he had been when he came homo late at night, goes a great ways toward ac counting for his extreme truthfulness. Thousands of deluded and suffering housekeepers in America will be pleased to learn that the inventor of the bed lounge was torn to pieces in a shingle mill at Bay City last week. ssg For TEN YEARS TCTTS X'lLLS have been the recognized standard Fnmi:y Medicine in all the Atlantic States From Maine to KXcxico, scarcely a family can bo found that does not use them. It is now pro posed to make their virtues known in tho WEST, -with tho certainty that as soon as tested they will be come as popular there as they are at the North, anil South. . 0 l ia&aV I 3 DO THEY CURE EVERYTHING? NO. Thoy aro intended for dis eases that resultfrom malari al Poison and a Deranctod Livor. DR. TTTT fcx. lifTTKeii twcatT-Ovc years to ilip -tadr fUrlnrr and the result 1ir. deci.frl; xfcxt it exerts trreater influence trr Xfer vteni than isn.r cither orjrun ot tie SsisIt ; Uir-tion n:il A.Mi:iilitIioH ot" tfce Iwo4 on. vrhirli, ilepemls the italic- of ;lw botlv, N car ried on through it ; the rcpulnr action of the bnwcli depends an It, and when tlieio functions are dcranced, thes Heart, tho Jirain, the KidnejK, the Skin, iu fact tho entire organism b affected. SYKPTOIIlS OF A DISORDERED LIVER, Dull Pain in tho Sido and Shoulder, lo33 of Appetite; Coated Tongue; Costive Bo wela; Sick-headacho ; Drowsiness; Weight in tho Stomachafter eajing vtjth Acidity and Belching up of Wind ; iLow Spirits ; JLcsa of Energy ; Unsociability ; and forebodings of Evil. THE Dlatchless Grain-tiavlntr, Tlme farlin, ami Wonej-SATlnc Tbreshera oj tul iUj aj cen ration. Iteyond all IUralrr for Rapid Wort, rein fect Cleaning, and for SaTtns Drain from Warn je. GRAIN Raisers will not Snbmlt to tho norroon wastaes of Grain A Hie Interior work ilone by tbe outer machines, when once potted on the dlSrenc. TnE ENTIRE Thrcshlnar Expenses (and often 1 to S Time tbat amount i can ! iuale by the Extra Drain SAVED by tbete Improred Uacblnea. IO Revolving Shafts Inside tho Scpa- roior. X.U111X17 irca iron, ueuers, lcaer. uauiIIp, and all anch tlme-waatlns and craln-waitlnc ramoll. ration. Terfertlr adapted to alt Kinds and CondlUona ot Grain, Wet or Dry, Long or Kiort, Headed or Bound. IOT only Vastly Superior for Whcnt. U.-U. iMsrirj, tjrv anu iiae urains. oni ina oxly suc cessful Tbreaber In Flax. Timothy. Millet. Clorer. n.r like Seeds. Requires no "attachments" or "rebolldlsc" to change, from Grain to Seeds. . MARVELOUS for Simplicity of Part, oslns ls than one-h!f tbe usual Belts and Gears. Slakes no Littering or Scatterings. FOUR Sizes of Separators Made, ranar ln; from Mx to Twelve llorsa sue, and twustjlesof Mounted Horse rowers to match. STEAM Power Threshers n Specialty. I special size Separator made expressly for lui fow.r. UR Unrivaled Steam Thresher En- ctnes, with Valuable Improvements and Distinctive Features, far beyond any other make or kind. IN Thorough Workmanship, Elegant Finish, l'srf ection of l'srts. Completeness of tnulpayent, etc, our " Vibrato" Thresher Outfits are Incomparable. FOR Particulars, call on onr Dealers or write to us tar Illustrated Circular, which We mall free. 0 Go Great chance to male e money. If yon can't get gold you can get greenbacks. We need a person In ev ery town to taVe subscriptions fortlie largest. cheapest aud best Illustrate family publication In tbeworld. Any one can beenmp n wirrMnnil nennt. The most elewmt works of art given free to sub scribers. The price Is so low that almost everjbody subscribes. One asent reports making over ISO In a week. A lady ajjent retHirts taklnfc over 40 sub Mrribors In ten tinys. All who enjnige make money fast, "i on can devote all your time to the business or onlv your spare time. You need not be away from home over night. You can do It as well as others. Full particulars, directions and terms free. Elegant nnd expensive Outllt free. Ifyou want proli table work send us your address at once. It costs noth!nt;to try tbe business. o ono who en gages fnIN to make great pay. Address "The Peo pies Journal," J'ortlnnd. .Maine. k week In yonr own town. $5 outfit free. -iiv. .iiiuer. ii yen want a Dullness as :li h person of eithersex can make great all the time the? wort tvrifn for nur. ticulars to II. Ilallett & Co.. IHrtIand. Me. Slyl business vou can engage In. ? to per iimiie uy nuy worKer or either sex. htiii tbclrown localities. Particulars ll samples worth Mlre Imnrnvovnitr- spare time at this business. Address Stluon &Ce... I'ortland, Maine. siyi pimpi.es. I will mall I Frpe). the recipe for a simple Ykhet Aiit.RlUtKtbat will remove TAN. K1CKCKI.KS MM PI.BJ. and JJI.OTCJIKS. leaving the skm sortl clear and beatitirul; hIso Instruction forpruduclmr a luxuriant growth ofhalr on a haldheflil orsmootli lace. Address, Inclosing 3 et. stamp. Ben Vandelt &VO.. 'JO A uu bt.. K. Y. 32ni6 Pfififi PJ5C -" .Mill whi VUU pay iroT OtljSanl TO CONSUMPTIVES. I The atverlifc-r, having been pt-riiiaiieutly cured, of that dread disease. Consumption, by a simple remedy. Isunxlous to make known to his fellow- fciillerers the means of cure. To nil who desire It. jic iii vim ;i iuj oi me prescription useu, (free .10 A Fable. Ouo oold winter evening n number of animals were seated wlih their backs to the fire, discussing the late election returns, when the fox cried out that some one's tail wa3 burning. Each In turn denied the acousatiou, although several of them declared they smelled something quite plain ly. But tho fox, who had teen snub bed in the appointments, and failed to secure n foreign mission, Lad long wanted an opportunity to make him self conspiouous, and declared that the thing should be Investigated if he had to do it himself. So he turned about for that purpose, when It was discovered that his own elegant brush had been singed bare as a rat's tail. Moral Investigations are some times retroaotl ve. Indianapolis Journal. Who ever saw a rope walk ? Rome Sentinel. Who ever saw a horse fly ? Albany Argus. Who ever, saw a cat fish? Yonkers Gazette. Who ever heard a mill dam ? Boston Com mercial. Who ever saw a tree toed ? Hackensack Bepublican. Whoev erjsaw a milk made ? N. Y. Herald. Who ever saw a buck saw? Keokuk Constitution. Who ever saw a jack plane? Dubuque Herald. Whoever saw a pump handle? Sioux City Journal. Who ever saw a teaspoon "full?" Fremont Herald. Whoever saw a man drake? West Point .Re publican. Who ever saw a bull pup ? A Minnesota girl has been serving on a railroad as a brakeman in mnle attire. She gave a civil answer to the questions of a passenger, when her sex was at otce suspected. o "Pa," said a little four-year-old, "there's a man out there that would give anything to see you." "Who Is it, my son ?" "It's a blind man." "Western accident 'A child was run over by a wagon three year3 old, and cross-eyed, with pantalets on, which never Bpoko afterward t 11 IF THESE WARNINGS ARE NEGLECTED, SOON FOLLOWS DYSPEPSIA, BILIOUS FEVER, CHILLS, JAUN DICE, COLIC, NERVOUSNESS, PALPITATION OFTHE HEART, NEURALGIA, KIDNEY DISEASE, CHRONIC DIARRHEA, AND A GENERAL BREAKING DOWN OFTHE SYSTEM. ILEED TUB WAltNXXG! TUTPS PILLS. The first dose produces ah ef fect which often astonishes tho sufferer, giving a cheerfulness of mind and bouyancy of body, to which he wasbeforc a strang er. They create an Appetite, Good Digestion, and SOLID FLESH AND HARD MUSCLE. A LOU1SANA PLANTER SAYS : " Iy plantation is in a malarial district. For peroral years I could sot make half a crop on account of eicknefe. I employ one hundred and fifty hands, often half of them were sick. I was nearly dixconraed -when I bepan the nee of TITTPSPIIiliS, I need them oa a pre caution as well as a core. Tha result was Ac. lMrtlca wishing the prescription will please ad- JEniC K.A. WILhON. ll Tenn St..Wllllainshur.;.v. $57,601 TRAXS1MKKJT TECIII.XO CARDS. Instruc tion nnd ninnscrnent t-omMned. Important to par ents and ttfuchers. JfidW'.TentnrtMlede-ljcrn. Tho entire pack .sent freo for 25 eta. currency. Vandelt it Co., a) Ann St.. N.Y. 32Hf AGENTS profit for a- week. Wilt rove It or forfeit w. r ew ariieieisv ust patented. Samples sent fret? tw ill. Address W. II CIIIUKSTKIt: 218 Fulton St.. ew York. StmB ERRORS OF YOTJTJft. A Kent!-ni'ii. whiiftVred for yrars from Nerv ous XJebllity, I'rematiiro-J'ecay, nnd all the- etfrcfcr nf youthful Indiscretion, will lorthesHkeofSHfTer lns huuinnit)-, send free to all who need It. tbe rec ipe aud directions for maklnc the Nimnle remedy by which he was cured. Sufferers wisblhir to profit by the advertiser's experience can doso by atklres Ins In perfect confidence, JOllX B. (KJDKN. 12 Ce dar St.. Sw "iork. . "!? CJtHvOiN 10 New pntns marked out by Hint plainest of all books "Flaln Home Tnlk nnd Medical Com mon Sense" nearly 1 .000 pane,; illtwt rations, by Dr. K. It. Kooth. of 120 Lexington Ave..2C.Y. Pht cha.er of this book are at liberty to consult lln author In person or by mall free, l'rlce by mall. $U for the Standard edition, orSI.9) for thelop ulnr edition, which contains all the same matter and IIIiitratloirs. Conten ts. ta bins free. Aitcnt--Wnutcri. 3irRKAY.UIM.rrJSI.IHIIIXls CO.. 12U ist 2Sth St.. X. V. -KmS Jonah ought to congratulate him self on how much safer ho was In the whale's belly than he would have been In an ironclad man-of-war. iDarveUous ; my laborers became hearty, robust, iaPDr. and x have nau so farther trouble. "With these Pillrt I would not fear to live in the A Paris gentleman, finding it Im possible to support his family, caused an advertisement to bo inserted in a public journal for a "wealthy and honorable man" to marry a widow, and, having received a satisfactory of fer, went and drowned himself to make his wife a widow. That Is ono instance of suicide not entirely unhe- roio. Danbnry News: Of the llusslan Generals who distinguished them selves, but ono is a Russian. The rest aro probably from Ohio. Hartford Courant: Clara Louise Kellogg says she will never marry. So all you fellows may come out of your hiding places. Okofonokee ewamn." E. RIVAL. Bayou Sara, La, "BEST PILL IN EXISTENCE." " I have ticd your Pills for Djspcpnia. Weak Stomach and ?Tcrvon"neS!,t and can Hay I never had any thtnq to do me eo much cood in tha way of medicine. Tlicy are as od ai yon rep resent them. I recommend them a3 the llett Ii JI in existence, and do all I can to acquaint others with their pood merit?." - J. W. TIBBETTS, Dacota. Miks. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS, 25 CENTS. Office, 35 Murray St., New York. PHIX. PRAKER, Peace and Quiet VfTTTCri Apply to the publishers of JL J U JL J this newspaper for half Atf" I??T membership (at discount) In the llUllJn Mercantile College. Keoknfc. Io wa, on the : Mississippi. Jlookfceepers, ien--nicn. Reporters. Operators and Teachers thor. nghiy lilted. Don't fall to address Trof. .Miller, Keokuk, Iowa. iyi Dr.A.G,OLlNJSi Detroit Free Press : The man who goes to a strawberry festival and dis covers the loss of his $5 bill just after treating seventeen handsome girls to the delicacies of the occasion has some Blight Idea ofliW it feels to be run over by a wagon-load of hay. CONSUMPTION CURED. An old physician, Tetired from practice, navies had placed In his hands by an Ea.t India mission ary the formula ol aslmrle vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure for consumption, bronchitis, catarrh, asthma, and all throat and lnng affections, also a positive and radical cure for nervous debility and all nervous complaints, after having tested Its wonderful curative powers in thousands of cases, has felt It his duty to make It known tojjls suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive, and a desire to relievo human suuerln?. I will send, free of charge, to all who desire It. this recipe, with full dlrectlonsfor preparlngand using. In German, French, or English. Sent by mall by addressing with stamp, naming this raper, AV W. Sberar, HO Towers' Block, Rochester, 2ew York. 3wi tttiii-c- TETTER HEADS, " BILL HEAD Neatly printedat thisofflce. Saloon and Billiard Hall ! TIIK Is EST OF BRANDIES, WINES, GINS, ALCOHOLS DS SO Jraln St., opposite Sherman House, Brownville, - - Nebraska. lo M.CMr.g,. Ul invnMS I'rlTJSIC HAIarr. nsatnar frmo rarty hucm t In fort loo of MtnrrsHi Nominal tLrMfuiwtojc Kmlulnna. lioMoflltmorr, lmptml Mgbf. Lo4t ,Mnnbol or Iinpotfnrj. Srrrnus Drblllly. ; ntnily mnM. dis if tin Itludilor. Kliinvj. I.lrrr. J.uoc. Aillinrt. I'ttsrrh. Mlo, all tsmnic lmrw. ss.1 l)IH-K.o- OF KOtALli!. jltU to Ik freUmwO. Pr. ofcv hss bs.1 a lifo-Ii ntmtsrr, saj rum wbsraothan fall. II4 Is a ErvlnsU of tbe Ilefonnoi S.hoot,Bsn bo irxrrrrT, lm Ui hrjwtrrartlrorall" U.S. J.AUIK8 rmairfa: tnauamt wMb private honwaml tcanf nllor write. Etctt cswcnsjwE for ratwatt. Smil fifty roU fr tamp! of R&Lfccr 4m1s nwd r rlv of lrortnt Information bytrfrtt. Dli. OLVlti' r"rmI Plb. S wr Bor. Comvltatlen frt. MARRIAGE GUIDE SE&.TM yoqug srxl mlj.il sfr.1 of Vh Sri, on all ihnm of a prUt tnXviv alsable ad.lc to the nwrioi arl the rentimslaHng msmve. lIo to be braltaj aatl truly hfpj- la the BaarrtrJ r4a Hen Etrrrlxxly tbouU jst tlot luuk. I'm. 60 cc&U, U say aj- lr, .Ul. A PHYSIOLOGICAL View of Marriage ! ssMsrBtsHSsaaiBsBBBssssslsatsia i-tr,t rr.s... EzdMEIcj sVNDJJs E2533IM3 OPIUM I A Guidrtto 'Wrdirv.tr . -orlt!1eiit.I TrVatir (Hi Ishj B.lutxj ot anrrtsiE md tha caarrj thsf niiftt tar Itr the - crrts or Beprorfncttoo snl: atiie Diseases of "Woman. A lxxk for prrratr. rnn.M- e-terrad.uy. ay pages, ynco rv,.ni VAT EMErjlCU. ADV1SEHI Abuse. Exists, or Secret Diseases, with tfe bt mesnsorr-ir. T.i '''jnz.pnrrautt. , A. CLINICAI. LECTURE on the ahore dlse sia oj ofthe Throat tul lungs, Caurrbjtupturo. tto Ojrtuni HAhUe pr r W cts. i-'ther boric rpt roi'pa "I "n rccn'pt ff ji"" or sH thrre, con'aintng'isjpasr .N-sirtifo' i iitnit"f. for7'-tj. Address DR. SHIM'S. Xa. 12 S. Mli St. St. I-ouis. Ho. .A JKtlC AtentSTrantcr.iiust-" I ness legitimate. Particulars free. "Address J H'OBTHACO. StLords.sfo.' "Root-teeners. Iteuorter!!. " JV Operators, Scltool Teachers," S25Q0 Bool: T Oper uze?me?t toi VsrpKlse HllH:irettrJ7r.i,rd,lT rarM ra!al-. BoutsaVitv. T.aJt.aJ, KiutWsl,cfcs:sia I AtCratMert:amaeCoUx,Ketika1.Ioiww 1 1 ,- I - tfr iJV.iiiissa",riiii?irrii ftwr'. - .