vrnmmmmm "WWWW JWsW&t-38BfeEBMr- -; -rqcg. jt yggr'' J ,-C -- . mngmafk - f IL. -- THE ADVERTISER THE ADYSE33S&H o. w. KAiitmioTHKa. . r.c. julckeij. . F.URBROXSER ., "BACKER, Publishers and Proprietors. Publishers fc Proprietors, Published tvfiryThursdayjaorjima; AOVKltTISINC IVTB. OneiacfetOn yeari - ssriHfm&seKVUiSufrjzBxsxz&tZ i - JJEaflyiPCceefllas loch, per yenu uuc iuca, per mon.a. TEK"Hs, IN AJ VANCE"! .One copy, on year , One copy, gtrtmontbs, , i t- VI 1 oo t Each-alditlonal inch, per mosto- S2 00 - 1 00 . 50 Iraladvertlsiaentaatlc?ara:e3-0nescnarp (18 liaes or Nonpareil, or le first iasextteB . 8f Aft each subsequent Inwrtlo&rfiOc- jeaAH traaslentalvertlaeiaeat5EiaatJ)e pafci forln advance. ' . ene copy.-thr rcobtfci- 2o rr?-sent torn the office OHtllpaidfor. ESTABLISHED 1S5G. BEOWNVILLE, IffiBEASKA, THIJESDAT, MAT 30, 1878. Y0L. 22.-lsT0. 49. ItEADIXG 3UTTER OXEYERTPAGE Oldest Paper in tHo State OFFICTa PAPER',QE TJIE0ai5Y . MM" . I i nitnj,,!- r-mrmm-vrlmKmzgzgiBmaimmBmmim SHR & sf . . . . - i tamm ii i in i rrw nwiw r , , . - ' " " r I a L1 'L"-- S - . " ' ! " 7LL .. - VSrl , Mr I I jm " -m wn:llk B " " .III mf -I II www I . ' . t """" - , T mil AriHOKIZEH BT THE U. S. G0TTEX2IEXT. FIRST UTIQ or- sitoTVTrvTLX.ii:. IPaid-nLp Caantal, $Z03000 A-iithorlscH a 500,000 IS TRKPARED TO TRANSACT A 'General Banking Business HUT AKD EZZZ. COIN & CUItEENCY DEAFTB on 2UI tfav principal cKies or the United States and Europe MONEY LOANED " rQn approved security Hly. Time Drafts dicot ed.&Bd special acooBiBMMlatMmxKnmled K deposit ors. Dealers In GO VJ3iCC3IENT BONDS, STATE, COUNTY & CITY SECURITIES DEPOSITS niecelved payaWe nn demand, and IKTBRBST al leged b time certtMcalk r ' 4opatt. DrRBCTOUS. Wm.T.Den, IS. Jlaadley. Frank E. Johusos Wm. I'raisher. K. Bailey, SI. A i.uUier Hoadley .1011X L. CAKS0X, A. R.TAVItOX. Onahler J. CMcjrAtJGHTON. Asst.C ProdWent. .ie-. NEW EESTAURANT. HJOEIAJS JSJrfJ LUNCH AT ALL HOUJiS. COHFECTIOHEBY.CAKESJUTS, FRESH AND CHEAP. JLEVLS O.TXi' CTS. Oysters Cooked to Order. Xtostxelss Old. sstaucl- JIrs. Sarali RauscliUolI). BO JD"5T So BBO. JBUTCIIERS, BROIVX V5L.I.E, NEBRASKA. Good, Sweet, Frcsli eat Always on hand, and s&UUacliB.SBar antiodto all customers. T A; ZB-A-TZH: is hot proprietor of the and is prepared to accomodate the patalic with feOOD; FRESH, SWEET GoullcmaBly jumI acoonimodotinn oiprks will at all times beB attendance. Yonr riatroninre-BoMdted. Remember the piaee tho old Pawsoe febop. Main-it., iSrownviUc, - Wcbrttfifia. Josepli Sclnitz, 3EAI.EE 12; Clocks, Watches, Jewelry f Keeps constaatlyoa band alargeand well V assorted stock of geBoinearUcieslri his line JETJftltepalrinf of Clocks, "Watches and Jewelry dnno on short notlre. at reasonable rates. ALL irOKJi iraSIl3YET. Ako sola agent In this locality for the sale or IiAZARUS & MORRIS' CELEBRATED PEKFECTKD SPECTACLES & FIE GLASSES Iv o. 59 Main Street, imOWNVITXE, NEBRASKA. PETITi. rEASER, Feace and Q-oiet 'Cf 3 2., Saloon and Billiard Hall I THE BEST OF BRANDIES, WZ&ES, GESTS, iS Mnin fet., opposite Sherman Eouse, Brovrnvilie, - - KebrasUa. FRANZ EKLiSER, 1 AGOH &f LACKSMITHSP OSE DOOR WEST OF-COITBT HOvE - WAOOX MAKING, Itepairing, mows, stud all -work done in 'the best jtaaaneraud oa short nottoe. Satisfaction gnaran ed. Givehimacall T34-ly. 1'ltKMlt M TCII ASM rilAIAa SS n m ui ier.Vrw thewrToid 0-r-nm a Cawrd.l..CHlcao,it. ill Bill tvi KM Meat Iffiarket. fl 2T hWLWL&K Keeps a fall line ot - BMIULCISES&USIHS Vss CKSlarii-t ILCOHOLSlDWHISKiES FIN I TIIEOLD RELIABLE! 265,000 Singpr Sewing Machines SOLD IVST TESlIL THE BEST IS TIIE CIIEAPIST. I -will sell the Kincer low down for CASH Oil READY PAY. Also Hecdles and all kinds of Attaali ments for all machines, cheaper Uian the cheapest. Will nlso Te palrall kinds, and warrant batls- Xactlon or no pay. ALL SIKGER iLCHTNES RE PAIRED FREE OF CHARGE. JE.2T.McWILZIAMS. RESIDENCE, Second street, two doors north of Episcopal chnrch, RROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA. DEALER IN ioots & Shoes S5 Ulain Street,' J". Xj. E;0"S", Ornamented and Plain. Also Shrouds for men. ladles and Infants. All orders left with S. Seeman will receive prompt attention. 5G 3Iain Street, :BrwO"WN'VILLE,XEE. DEEAItTitEXT. I A fine assortment of Type, Bor- ders. States. Stock, c g " " forprlrfling, U nir?QQ "jTip?un frifffnmtfG .jHUBinflK.riuiiiiioaiifli.iiaiu I - UAKJJi), Colored and Bronzed Labck, I fcf 1 TTTTTTfn: LETTER X BILLirE.h)S E ENVELOPES, Circulars, Dodgers.Trograra in 06, - nt n-a- - DJUUW UdJL'Ub, BLAXK WORK OF ALL 5lXDS, With ueatnefe and dispatch - 5 S GlIEAP 0K 15FEB10R UORK XOTSOLIOTJEJD. ?A!?.3?.07HSS-& HACSSS, if crh eroa Block, BKoWXVILLE, NEB. J". EL BETTER: Hanofacturcr and Dealer in Elaakots, Brashes, Ply Nets, &c. KS" TXxszm: dn on Khort notice. TlKee4e brated Vacua'" Cil Ulachr, fo- preserving Ilar rrese. Boots, Shoeb,tc.aU.ayca haitd. 64 Ulain St., Brovravillc, Kc6. . RAUSCKSOIiB'S jimcli A Beer I buy my beer by Jake. Ion'i. Thil. UteseeleoW stand. UrowsivIIle. - - IVebrasIia n I THE ADVERTISER JOE PMITlttl mn In I xtif mJff g J S 7ESETM For Dropsy. Cektkai. Faxls.ILX, October IS, 1S77. DR. H. H. STEVESS : It is a pleasnre-to Rive ray testlaiony foryocr val able'meaiane. 1 was sick for a long time with iiroprj. under the doctor's care. He said It was Water between tho Heart and .Liver. I received no benefit until I commenced taking the Vegetine : In fact I was crowing worse. I have tried many remedies; they did not help me. Vesettne la the medicine for Dropsy. I began to feel better after taking n few bottles. J have taken thirty bottles In alL I am perfectly well, never felt better. No one can feel more thankful than I do. I am, dear sir, gratofally yocTS. VEGETINE. When the blood becomes lifeless and stagnant, either from change of weather or climate, want of exercise, irregular diet, or from any other cause, the VEGETIXE will renew the blood, carry on the putrid humors, cleanse the stomach, regulate the bowels, and Impart & tone of vigor to tne wnoie Dooy. . , VEGETIim, Eor Kidney "ConaplaintP and Kervous Debility. IstESBOBO,iIr,Dec.2S?i8T. IT. It. Steven-s, 33sj.: Dear Sir. I had had a couch, for eighteen years. when I commenced taking tho Vegetine. I was-4 verr low: my srstexn was debilitated bv disease. I had the Kidney complaint, and was very nervous cough bad. lungs sore. When I had taken one bot tle I found It was helping me; it has helped my cough, and ltstrengthens me. I ani now able to do my work. If ever have found anything lite- the Vegetine. I know It Is every thing it is recom mended to be. 21ns. A. J. PENDLETON. VEGETTNn i nourishing and strengthening ; purities the blood: regulates the bowels; .quiets tho nervous system : acts directly uponhe secretions ; and arouses the whole system, to action. VEGETINE Fok Sicli Headache. Evassvuxe, Istj., Jan. Sl.lSTJf, Mb.Btevexs: . Dear Sir, I have used your "Vecetlne for. Sick Headache, and been greatly benefited thereby. I nave cverv reason to believe It to be n good medi cine. Yours very respectfnllv. ilss. JAMES CONNER. ai Third St. HEADACHE. There -are varlons causes for headache, as derangement of the circulating sys tem, of the digestive organs, of the nervous sys tem, Ac. Vecetlne can be said to be a sure remely for tho many kinds of headache, as it acta directly upon the various causes or this complaint. Uer vousness. Indigestion. Costiveness. Itheumatism, Neuralgia, Ulllloasness, &c lly tho Vegetine. You will neveiregret It. VEGETINE. Doctor's Report. Dn. Cuas. JL DunDEXiiACSEK, Apothecary, EvansvIUe.Ind. The doctor writes: I have a large number of good customers who take Vegetine. They all speak well of lu I know it is a good medicine for the complaints for which it is recommended. Dec 27, 1K7. VEGETESjE Is a great panacea forour aged fath ers and mothers . for It cfved them Btrcngth.n.uiets their nerves, and gives them Nature's svect sleep, YETETLNE. Uoctor's Report. 3f k. H. It. Stka'ens. Esa : Dear Sir. We have been selling yonr valuable Vegetine lor three years, and we And that it gives perfectTsalisfactioii. We believe it to be the best biood puriher now sold. ery respectfully. D&. J. E. UROWN & CO.. Druggists. TJnlontown,Ey. VEGBTrNE has never failed to efl"ect--a cnrc.giv iBginnoaad strength to the system debilitated by disease. YEGETINE PREPARED BY t H,E.STEVEKS,BOSTOIf,MASS. Ycsretiue is Sold by all Druggists. BSTABTtTBH"BP IN 1856. OLDEST EEAL ' , ESTATE A-G-EISTOY TI$ KEBRASKL. JL William M Mo over. Does a general Real EstateBusiness. Sells Tinds on Commission, examines Titles, makes Deeds, Mortgages, and all Instru ments pertaining to the transfer of Real Es tate. Has a Complete Abstract of Titles to all Real Estate in Nemaha County. OKGAjSTIZED, 1870. AT BROWA'VIt.I.E. $ioo,'(5oo. CAPITAL, I- Transacts-a general bm Klnchuslness.feells Drafts on all the principal cities of the -TOTTED STATES AND EUROPE t JC3 Special depositors. accommodations granted to STATE. COUNTS Sz. CITY SECTJikxTiss; bought "jsrr SOLD. OFFICERS. W.H.McCREERY, W.W.EACKKEiT, H. E. GATES, : : : ! President. Vice President. : : : . Cashier. DIRECTORS. t . IoKOADIiEY. - J.CPEUSEK, WiT. 11. HOOVER, C. ST. KA-DFEALAK, W.W-HACKXEY. If. C iETT. W.DI. ilcCREERY. S-B "S-OTJ SSEN Having purchased the jEI X. jE 3P 13 IV T 5 j- LIIEffUDFE I wish to announce that I am prepared to do a first class livery business. tTosh Eoffcrs, SlITEBIUofHFBBASU liUj BliBfllliiiL ED STIBLES A Ouiet Hit of Scandal. When cannibal savages after a fight Make a feast of the bodies of thoao they havo beaten, The grisly repast yields a keener delight From the .knowledge that every unfortunate wight Would have deemed It tho deepest disgrace to be eaten. Though the custom is fast dying out In Fiji, As the Influence of Western example In creases, In civilized countries you often may see A circle of friends, inihe highest of glee. All busily picking some neighbor to pieces. And tho best of It Is, that the neighbor la not, As in lands barbaric, n person deceased ; His flesh has been baked in no cauldron or pot; They don't even trouble to servehlm up hot, For the victim still lives In the midst of the feast; . . SomogoQd;natured,.irlendt ..p'r?ap3inay make him aware Of the nature of these hungry monsters' employment; And, though in reply he may stoutly declare That such vivisection wou't hurt him a hair, Yet ho withers ax tho thought of their fiendish enjoyment. Still one comfort remains. In tho isles of Fiji ... Noposslblovengoanco Is left for the victim ; He's cook'd and defunct. Rut in Europe he's free To seek satisfaction ; and sometimes we seo That he wounds in exchange for the wounds which have prlck'd him. Then beware, ilrs. Smith ; and you, lovely Miss Drown ; Young Jones, whisper nothing that Isn't quite true . Be a little more careful of other's renown For Thompson in yonder recess has sat down With Miss Green, and is quietly cutting up you. LOVE AFFAIR OF TWO BOYS OF THE PERIOD. BY EBEN E. REXFORD. ".By George!" exclaimed young Tom Gordon at Mrs. Fetchemont's party, last spring, "if there ain't the nobbiest looking girl of the season. Who is she, Wayne?" "Which girl? Where?" asked Wayne, looking at half-a-dozen pretty young ladie3, aud then inquiringly at his friend Gordon. "That one in blue silk, with the white lace thiug-um-a-jig on," an swered Gordon, "sitting over there in the corner' talking with old Har ahaw." "Ah, that's Miss Perry, from Ro chester," returned Wayne; "rich as Croesus, they say, and the worst flirt in America, I suppose." "Do you know her?" demanded Tom, all exoilement. "If you do, I wish you'd manage to introduce me. I tell you what It is, Wayne, I'm half in lov4e with her already." "You'd better be careful," warned his friend, with fatherly solicitude. "She'll llkuothing better than add ding you to her list of victims. On the principle of something young and tender, you know, like spring chlokens." "None of your chaffing," protested Tom, conceitedly. "I'm quite capa ble of taking cure of myself, thank you." -Well, I'll introduce you. She's sent Hurshaw off after something, and now's our opportunity. Come along." Tom took Wayne'B arm end they made their way over to Miss Perry's corner. "Allow me to Introduce my friend Mr. Gordon," said Wayne, as the youug lady looked up with a smile and a bow. "Mr. Gordon, Miss Perry." Tom didn't clearly remember what happened for the next five orsix min utes. When became to a conscious ness of what was transpiring on this mundane sphere, he was sitting by Miss Perry's side on the sofa, and she was talking away glibly, and he felt as though he had been suddenly translated to the celestial world. Pretty soon Harshaw came back. He was a bachelor of 45 or thereabouts, and usually shy of the womee, but Miss Perry seemed to hnve succeeded In drawing him out of his customari' seclusion. He evidently was facin ated by the young lady, for he gave Tom" a terribly fleroe look, and at tempted to monopolize Miss Perry's attention, and ignore the young gen tleman. J3uti.he managedkUIfully to divide her attentions, and give neither of them a chance to complain of any laok of interest on her part.. "I never saw anyone that I liked half 60 well before," concluded Tom., as be paced the solitude of his cham ber that night. "Never! Tom Gor don, in that divine Miss Perry behold your fate ! Go in and win J" "If ever Inaw a complete case of spcons, U'b that old Harshaw," he told Wayne the next -day. "I could not help laughing tc see him. Hede- vourea every word she said, and! pruveu tne iruin or tne old Baying, 'No fool like an old fool.' " "Very nearly what he has just been telling me aboufr'ou, especially in the spoon' part of It," laughed Wayne. "I'll tell you what, my boy, you've got to be careful. Misa Perry is a flirt, and she'd like no better fun than keeping you and Harshaw on her hook." "I don't bellsve-sba'a a flirt, J burst out Tom. "Of course she has any amount of attention paid her, butBhe Isn't to blame for lhat, is she? She cau'tsnub fellow, end, because she treats them politely, some fellows are just conceited enough to think she's iin love with them, and when they ffind out their mi'stake they flare up, and declare she's a flirt, when she isn'tUo blame 'for their having made fools of themselves.1' "Well, If you understand the case so well, be careful you don't place yourself in the list of those conceited fellows," suggested Wayne, .dryly. "I'll take care of myself," answer ed Tom, loftily. "So old Harshaw thinks I'm spoony about her, eh? Harshaw'Jlget his nose pulled, if he isn't careful." It was neok and. neok between the old boy and the young boy oflhe period foe. 'the remainder of the sea son. Uut Miss Perry contrived- to make both of them feel confident that the other had no show of success whatever, and thereby she kept them along to her satisfaction. When summer came, she left town for Newport; and, two days after her departure, Tom packed up his things and followed her. Tho flrat person he saw, on alighting at the hotel, was Harshaw. "Confound the old fool!" thought Tom. "I'll make It lively for him I But she doesn't care a continental for him. ,If he wasn't the biggest old noodle In the world, he'd eee It, too." One, two, three weeks went by, and Tom and Harshaw began to look dag gers at each other. They had come to the conclusion that one of them had got to withdraw from the field, and each was fully determined that he wouldn't be the one to do it, for he was the favored one. and the other had no business to annoy Mis3 Perry wfth his attentions. And it was evi dent that her tender heart wouldn't permit her to manifest her attach ment, except in a sly way, so long as she felt that it would pain the heart of the discomfited rival. One day the long-impending crisis arrived. I can't aay just how it came about, but Harshaw twitted Tom of being "a ninny who hadn't brains enough to take a hint," and Tom re sponded that he "was thankful that ho wasn't the biggest fool of the sea son ;" and from that the quarrel grew worse, and resulted in a challenge and an agreement to meet each other next morning. The "next morning" came. The old boy was nervous and fidgety, and the young boy was considerably more so. What if the quarrel should re sult in death ? The thought was aw ful, "it wouTtl be little less than mur der. It was with such thoughts as these that the rivals met each other in a se cluded spot. The first discovery they made on tneir arrival was that both of them had forgotten to provide them selves with seconds. . "Weoan'tfight without them," said Harshaw, whose false teeth would ohatter in spite of himself. "We'd better wait till to-morrow." "Look here," burst out Tom, very pale, and his hand shaking like a leaf, "I don't like this way of doing business. I I have too much respect for your gray hairs, Harshaw, to shoot you down in cold blood." "And I've to much regard for my honor to fight with a boy," cried Har shaw, who felt like hugging Tom. "It would not be fair,play for either of us. Can't we settle it in some other way? Appoint a referee, or some thing of that sort?' "I'll tell you the beat way," said Tom. Eefer the case to Miss Perry, and let her decide it. Of course it will be embarrassing for her, and you'll " Tom was going to say that Harshaw would probably feel like an old fool when she gave her decision against him, but thought better of it, aud stopped before he had said it. "Agreed !" cried Harshaw. "Let's go and see her now, and have the thing done with." "All right," declared Tom, and they -set off. Miss Perry was walking on the beach when they found her. "You tell her," suggested Tom, be ginning to feel soared. " You tell her," pleaded Harshaw, about as fidgety as he had been when death seemed staring him in the face half an hour before. "Well, here goes, then!," answered Tom, clearing his throct. "Good morning, Miss Parry. Mr. Harshaw and myself have had a dispute, and, as it wasabout you, we concluded you were the proper person to settle it." "Well, what is it, Mr. Harshaw?" asked Miss Perry, Bmilingly turning to that gentleman, who grew pale and then red, and finally burst out 'l I love you. I wish you'd mar ry me." "And I love you ! Will you marry 1 me?" cried Tom, looking unutter able things at poor Harshaw, who was wiping his face vigorously, while the perspiration ran down It in a little stream. Miss Perry laughed till she cried. "Gh, dear! how funny!'' she man aged to say,, at last. "How. y.eu two do look !'r and began to laugh again. "I don't see anything funny about It," and. Tom looked serious enongh for a funeral. , "Nor I," averred Harshaw, solemn- iy. "Perhaps joudon't, but I do," said she, almost choking with merriment. J,I don't think that I can marry eith er of you, because ,i "Why?" cried Tom and Harshaw together. "Because T have promised Mr. Wayne that I'd marry him, and I shouldn't know what to do with three husbands," answered Miss Perry, sweetly. Tom looked at Harshaw. Harshaw looked at Tom. They were blind no longer. "Allow me to congratulate you on your fortunate esoape," said Tom, Im pressively ola3plng Harahaw's hand. J "And allow mc to congratulate you oa the same thing," returned Har shaw, with a withering glance at Miss Perry, who smiled on them benlg nautly through her tears. And so ended the love affair of these two boys of the period. They have been like Damon and Pythias ever since. But it isn't safe to men tion Miss Perry to them. ELECTION FRAUDS. Potter's Resolution Secretary. Sher man on the War Tatlij and pro poses to make it Lively for the Rehs. The following are the preamble and resolution passed by the Congress on the 17th Inst : Whereas, The State of Maryland ha3, by its Legislature, formally de olored that due effeot was not given to the electoral vote cast by the State on the 6th day of December, 1876, by reason of fraudulent returns in the electoral votes from the States of Flor ida and Louisiana: and, Whereas, An affidavit, by Sam uel B. MoLtu, the Chairman of the Board of State Canvassers of the State of Florida, for the election held in that State in November, 1S76, for electors for President and Vice Presi dent, has been made public, alleging false and fraudulent returns for votes for such election in that State, where by the choice of the people of that State was annulled and reversed, and that the action of the Board of State Canvassers making such returns was influenced by the conduct and prom ises of the Hon. Edward F. Noyes, now Minister to the Government of France: and, Whereas, It is alleged that a con spiracy existed in the'Stateof Louisi ana, whereby the Republican vote in all the precincts of the parish of East Feliciana, and in aome preciuctd of West Feliciana, at the general election in November, 1876, was purposely withheld from the polls, to afford a pretext for the exclusion by the board of that State of the vote cast in these precincts for electors of President and Vioe President, aud that James E. Anderson,, the supervisor of Registra tion of East Folioiana, and D. A. Weber, the Supervisor of Registra tion in the parish of West Feliciana, in that State, in furtherance of that conspiracy, falsely protested that the eleotion in such precincts had not been fair and free, and that the State Returning Board "thereupon falsely and fraudulently excluded the votes of said precincts, and by means there of, and of other false and fraudulent action by said Returning Board, the ohoiceof the people of that State was annulled and reversed, and that such action of said Weber and Anderson was Induced and encouraged by the assurances of the Hon. John Sher man, Secretary of the Treasury of the United States: and, Whereas, The gravity of these charges, tho nature of the evidence upon which they are reported to he based, and the official dignity and po sition of the persons named in con nection with said frauds, make it proper that the same should be inquir ed into, to the end that the honor of the nation may be vindicated, and the truth as to euok elections made known : therefore, be It Jiesolved, That a select comrqittee, consisting of eleven members of this House, be appointed to inquire into the aforesaid allegation as to the con duct of the persons in office aforesaid, in respect of said election, and into the alleged false and fraudulentcan vass aud return of votes by ritate, county, parish, and precinct officers in said States of Louisiana and Flor ida, and into all the facts which, in the judgment of said committee, are connected with or pertinent thereto, and that said committee, for the pur pose of executing this resolution, shall have power to send for persons and papers, to administer oaths, and to take testimony, and id their dis cretion to detail subcommittees with full authority of'tho said committee in every particular, and, with power to sit in Florida and Louisiana, which subcommittees shall be committees of this house; and the Chairman there of shall be authorized to administer oaths. That said committee and sub commlttees.may employ stenograph ers and be attended, each, by a depu ty sergeant-at-arms, and. may sit dur ing the sessions of this House and during the vacation ; and that said committee proceed In this inquiry, and have leave to report at any time. SECRETARY SHER3TAX TO ClaARKSOX JCJPOTTER. ? , - May, 20th, 1S78, Sir: I observe that the resolution of the House un der which your committee is organ ized singles me out personally by name from among twenty or more gentle men who were present at request of President Grant or the Chairman of tho dem6cratic national committee.to attend and witness the action of the returning board upon thepresidential eleotion returns in the Stats of Louis iana in 1S76, and jn substance charges that at that election in East Feliciana parish and in WestFeliciana parish in Louisiana the republican vote was withheld and not cast, in pursnanco and execution of a conspiraoy by such voters; that in furtherance of such conspiraoy James E. Anderson super- rvisor of registration in East Feliciana '" " jLtf ble description and size, and will sell clieaper tlian.similar lumber can be offered in. Southeastern UTcbraiilia.. Givq.us a. trial. Our interests are united with yours. Wo depend' en tirely upon the patronage wo can secure by deserving- it. and D. A. Weber, supervisor of regis tration in West Feliciana, falsely pro tested tbatsaid election in such parish es had notbese free and fair, and that thereupon the returning board of said state falsely and fraudulently exclud ed votes of said - precincts, and" by means thereof and of other false and fraudulent aotion of said returning board the chance of the people of tho 3tate was overruled and reversed, and that such action by said Weber and Anderson, was inducted or encour aged by assurances from Hon. John Sherman, now secretary of the treas ury. This resolution requires you to In vestigate these allegations, and upon the truth of these depends the accusa tion against me. First. That there was a conspiraoy among voters to withhold and notcast votes, with a view to make false charges as to the election. Second. That in point of fact there was a free and fair election in East and WestFelloiana, which was false ly protested and returned by said An - derson and Weber, by which the votes of those parishes were falsely and fraudulently excluded by the return ing board. Third. That the offenae of Ander son and Weber was encouraged by as surance from me. With a view there fore to meet this assertion, which so Lfar as It effects me I declare and know to be absolutely destitute of even the shaddow of truth, I respectfully ask and now make formal application for leave to be represented before your committee .by counsel in the investi gation of all charges affecting myself personally. I tender and offer to prove that in point of fact the eleo tion in eastaud west Feliciana parish es was governed and controlled by force, violence and intimidation, so revolting as to excite tho common In dignation of all who became conver sant with it, and proof was submitted to thateffeot.notony before tho return ing board in evidence contained In executive document No. 2, sacond ses sion of the Forty-fourth congress, but also in testimony taken by the com mittee of the senate on privileges and elections. I will, If allowed, furnish the names of witnesses whom I desire to examine before you to prove the truth of this statement as to said par ishes, and that the protests referred to were true, supported by testimony and properly acted upon and sustain ed by the returning board. To my personal coqduct during the examin ation I Invite your fair and candid scrutiny, with entire confidence that . yoU. CQD ponder iVer my original not only myself, but my associates of'qUeryt both political parties, acted honestly 'Shust so,' -TepUed a. voice asv.the and properly, from a Hense of publio ; tecs were rolled about. duty. I have requested Hon. Samuel Shellabarger to deliver this to you, and I respectfully designate him as the gentleman I would desire on my part to be present to cross-examine the witnesses testifying in relation to charges against me, and who will, as iuy Aivuuovi, teuuer eviuence in prooi of this statement. The favor of an early answer Is requested. (Signed) Very respectfully, John Sherman. A Confession. Some one, a figure arrayed In white, with frills around its head and blood in its eye, let him In, and he lunged with easy grace Into the first ohalr that went past him, after he had made several vain attempts to seat himself on the niano. Tha ranrnHflhfnl fif-nre of Mrs. Bosbyschell regarded him with calm severity, and her icy si lence made him feel uncomfortable. "Meggareek," he said thickly, but', with grave oaruestness, '.'Moggareck'' ! (Mrs. Boabysoheil'e front name is Margaret), "I've hie I've .gotta quickened coshielsoe." "A what?" asked Mrs. Bosbyschell in calm disdain. "A quickened coshienco,". repeated Mr. Bosbyschell. "A quickened Boshienoe. A hlc-I've got some thing ommymln', Moggart. Pvegot a hio coffecslol codfesslon gotta oynfesslon t' make." "You can make It in the morning," she said, imperiously . I sm going to bed. You may Bleen where vou please, or rather where you can.' "Naw," protested Mr. Bosbyschell, with much vehemence. "I can't cantwaife hio oantgot' sleep th thi3 load ommy ommy mind. Got cof fession t'make, an' mu3' mus' make it. Done Buthin', Moggart hie been a beena load ommy mind long time. Been hie carryin' guilty se cret 'round 'ith me too long. Quick ed coshienae won' glmme--won' gim ma nop hlc nopeace. Mas' tell you sumpln' Mogert; sumin'il you. I've " 3 ae "Mercy on me, man !" exclaimed Mrs. Bosbyeshell, startled from her in,r? '-vn ma ii, tin .- --0 - w Ul.C W44. LLU 1U1 . heaven's sake!,' "Moggart," said Mr. Bosbyschell, "It's surathin' ys jasv hio-rrnever suspec suspected. Itlll rnce' hill ye- icJ b'pec' it'll nnlch drive vou crazy. 'Hawful t' think 'bout it. Y',play: a study .and a recreate ; -a1 y" wouldn't b'lieve It of me. -'Mar-, source of health both for body and gart, y ' ye wouldn t. T ve beer i rad Tlie Chicago Lumber Company Is recelr luff, at their Lumber Yard, corner-aialBiandl Levee streets, Broinaville, at greatjy're daccti rates on frcisiit, over half a nsililon. feet of cliolce Lumber, of every concelva-. "3peak !" shrieked the almost Tran tio woman. "I'm wild with suspense Speak! Tell me all qulckv h,' I could tear hereyes'out. Tell me, you. brute, what is her name. Who is she?" "Wh-w-blc! Who'sh whoi?" -demanded Mr. Bosbysohell, in blank amazement. . "The woman, you-wretch !"scream ed his wife ; "who isthe womaa;S' "Oh, shaw, Moggart," ejaculated Mr. Bosbj-schell, "tain'th hio .that. Wu3sun that. You hio, yjwon't hardly b'lieve it hio w'en .tell .ye, Moggart " "Speak !" wailed the anxlopa .wo man, wringing her hands. "Speak let me know the worst! What have you been doing?" "Moggart," Bald Mr. Bosbysohell, solemnly and with tho air of a raan upon whom a quickened conscience had wrought Its perfect work, "Mog gart he said, nerving himself for tho shock of confession, "Moggart, I've- hie I've been drinking !" Havib- ' n,Qm A Dani(on) Sell by Pythiasi Detroit Free Pre A Gratiot avenue saloonkeeper w as sorting out the lead nlckles'from"hi till yesterday morning, preparatory to. tho honest labors of a rainy -day, when a smiling stranger came in and said: - t 'Old fellow, I've got a bet of ten dol lars on your head !' . The saloonist felt all over tho top of his head, found no bet there, and look ed for a further explanation from .the stranger, whose coat at the elbews seemed bound to Becure ventilation. 'The case is this,' continued, the man I bet my friend B. that yon are a well read man. To prove It I have come to ask you if yon know what Damon did when there was every reason to doubt that Pythias would return. While I am sipping at my lager you can jog your memory a lit tle. He pushed a glass aorosa-tha coun ter, but the saloonist seemed to the hunting for something down among the ksgs. 'It's only a trifle small wager but the principle is what I want to eatah. Hsh,' remarked the man as ho anx iously shoved the glass around. I expect so,' came up from down among the kegs. 'Damon and PythiaB wera chums, you know. When Damon wipedMoff his cnin Pythias pulled downhiaejt and vice versa. While I am drinkinc 'If Damon had the headache,' con tinued the man, trying to work the pumpprojectingabove the bar, 'Pythi as had a sore eye as an offset. If Py- i thias said he would take sugar in his Damon sweetened up with Nejs Or- iean3 molasses. All this you know, of course, but what did Damon do when Py thlaa did not return ? 'I scball now show you vhat ho did,!' replied the saloonist, as he rose -up with a metallio spiggot Invhis hand. 'Vnen dot Piddeus did not hurry up Damonwhalks around der bar s'hust so, und ' . vi r -.. ;. - The Btranger got out, snd holding the door from the outside he ledked through the glass and said : 'I am now convinced that you nev- er read a dl-red line of Shakespeurei While Damon" was -searching under tho bar, Pythias drew and drarlk three glasass of beer!' jj. Tho saloonist smiled, laid assay his spiggot, and as be good naturedly pull ed open the door he called to the stran ger at the curbstone. 'Vheu Damon vha3.diawtDg;dofc. peer Piddeus vhas moofing der pump ! into der sohlop keg !' A tremor pasedover tbe-wngjj. Ho turned pale, shewed his-teeth,.aa&.aS' he started for the wood-yard opposite replied : Hanged if hedidn't Damon wants rest! . ' Theagrloulturaldevelopmentef tho United States has been tremendous-of late years. Thus the corn crop in creased from 703,320,060 bushels in , 16, to 1.SJ0, 000,000 in 1577 owiearly 1 100 per cent, in a afngJe decade. The hog product ha3 more than doubled- during the same period, being tho last year ?.048,567 head. The yield at wheat last year was 360,000,000 .bush or 50,000,000 more than was ever be fore produced. A peculiar fly has madeitSiappear-' ance in Oconee-oountv Ga which -it- ; is feared will prove quite damaging to i Mm nrnna Tt Is varv nnfinHiir Irfokbir ! and somewhat resembles the sommoji house fiy. It attacks the bloom, and, introducing its bill into the bloom Jb-s. , a nervous or fluttering motion .-.saor -Isucceeda In dislodging it. ondrtheaii immediately proceeds down-the siocir to-ihe next Jbloom, aud .so on-until It has attacked and dislodged every one. A garden is.a .constant amusement; 'a haasv omb!nation of work and I