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This year feeling a return or thedisease, I again commenced taking it. and am belm; benefitted greatly, It also greatly Improves my digestion. Respectfully, MRS. A.BALLARD. 1011 West Jefferson btreet. Safe and Sure. Mr. n. R. St-KVKjfs: In 1872 your VKOETINE was recommenged to me: and. yielding to the persuasions of a friend. I consented to try it. At tlio tinio I wassufierlng from general debility and nervous prostratlou.su perindncel by ovenvork and Irregular habits. Its wonderful strengthening and curative properties seemed to afl'ect my debilitated system from the firstdose; and under Its persistent usel rapidly re covered, gaining more than usual health and good feeling. Hnce then I have not hesitated to give VEGETINE my most unqualified Indorsement as being asafe. sure, and powerful agent in promoting health and restoring the wasted system to new Hie and energy. VEOETINE is the only medicine I use and as long as I live I never expect to find a better. Yours truly. AY. H. CLARK. 13) Montgomery street. Alleghany, Penn. VEGETINE. The following letter from Rev. O. V. Mansfield, formerly pastor of the Methodist Episcopal Church, Ilj de Park, and at present settled in Lowell, must convince every one who reads his letter of the won derful curative qualities oi VEGETINE as a thor ough cleanser and purifier of the nlood. Hvde Pakjc, Maws., Feb. 15, 1876. Mr. H. R. Stkvkns: JlearSir: About ten years ago my health failed through the depleting efi'eots ol dyspepsia; nearly a year later 1 was attacked hy typhoid-fever In its worst lorm. It settled In my back, and took the form of a large dep-seated abscess, which was fif teen mouths In gathering. I hud two surgical op erations by the best fckill In the htate, but received no permanent cure. I suffered great pain at times, and was constantly weakened by a proluedischarge 1 also lost small pieces of bone at different times. Matters ran on thus about seven years, till May, 1S74. when a friend recommended me to go to your office, and talk with you of the virtue of VEGE TINE. I did so. and by -your kindness passed through your manufactory, noting the Ingredients, tc. by bicli your remedy is produced. By what I saw and heard I gained some confi dence in VEGETINE. I commenced taking it soon after, but felt worse from its effects : still 1 persevered, and soon felt It was benefitting me in other respects. Yet I did not sue the results 1 desired till I had taken it faithfully for a little more than a j ear. when the difficulty In the back was cured ; nnd for nine months I have enjoyed the best of health. 11 have in that time sained twenty-live pounds of flesh, being heavier than ever belore in my life, and j was never more able to perrorm lanor man now. During the past few weeks I had a scrofulous swelling as large as my first gather on another part oi my nodv I took VEGETINE faithfully, and It removed It level with the. surface in a month. I thinklshould i have been cured of my main troublesooner ifl had taken larger dojes, after having become accustom ed to its effects. Let your patrons troubled with scrofnlaor kidney diseases understand that it takes time tocureenron ic diseases; and. if they will patiently take VEGE TINE. it will, in my judgment, cure them. With great obligations I am. Yours verv truly. (. W. MANSFIELD. Pastor of the Methodist Episcopal Churen. YEGETINE PREPARED BY h;e.steyens,e6ston, mass. Ypiretine is Sold lr all Drnsrgisls. ESTABLISHED IN 1856. OLDEST EEAL ESTATE A&ENCY William. H. Hoover, Does a pcncrnl II 'id Estate Business. Sells Lands on Commission, examines Titles, makes Deeds, Mortngos, and all Instru ments pertnlnlng lo the transfer of Real Es tate. Has a Complete Abstract of Titles to all Real Estate in Nemaha County. FAT HOGS Will pay the highest market price in CASH. D. H. McLangMin. T For a good Fire call at tlie office of tlie wMim where you can get all kinds of c Ft. SCOTT, RICHMOND, ANTHRACITE. o ,, I z $f 4 CSC x ,2 MPJ m TlrrfM" . 1 buy my beer ) " " I don't, by Jake. i OAL BROWVJLLE, NEBRASKA, BEOTHEE PHIL. Edith Forrest lifted a pair of pretty blue eyes to her husband's face pret ty, soft ej'es, with wistfulnesa all among their velvety shadows. "It iH so lonesome of an evening, Harry! PleaBe stay at home to-night or take me witli you for a change, dear." Mr. Forest smiled in a very super ior sort of way a sort of patronizing, indulgent way, as thougii it was the height of absurd womanish folly for Edith to have made the remark. "That is nonsense, Edith. You know perfectly well how ridiculously impossible it is for me to be either always at home or taking you out somewhere. You must remember that because a man is married lie does not expect never to be anywhere but where his wife is, if she is the sweete.st, prettiest little girl in the world !" He bent forward to ki?s her, and Edilii smiled a suspiciously tear flavored smiles It was, however. But I do get so tired of staying so much by myself, Harry. I am al most a stianger in London, and Tarn sure there are only two ladies In the house whom I know, and don't like to be always running to their rooms. Harry really I did not think you would get tired of my company so so soon. It hasn't been three months since we were married and "' And little Mrs. Forrest's sobs and tears overcame her entirely, and Har ry's face grew vexed and stern. "You are romancing, Edith. You know perfectly well I have never thought of such a ridiculous thing, nnd I do not want to see such child ishness on your part." And to further enforce his assump tion of marital dignity, Mr. Forrest walked out and shut the door very emphatically. Then, of course, Edith's tears came in good earnest. "It's too bad, too had ! Harry is getting tired of my society, I know he js nild I wish I wish Iliad never . . .... married and left home, where every thing was so gay and pleasant, and there were never long, lonely even ings. Oh dear!" It wasn't a very good thing for Ed ith to be thinking this regret for a life, which, undeniably pleasant tho' it was, had never been so beautified and glorified until Harry's love came to her. But it was pitibly true that hei- hunboud's neglect or her or fate had more than once made such thoughts, more than once had brought hot tears of wounded pain and regret to the blue eyes thatother young men than Harry Forrest had thought worth their while to have smile in theirs; and Edith was ceitainly very lonely. The great fashionable boarding house to which Harry had brought her, installed her in one of its most elpgant rooms, was not such a home us she had been accustomed to where everything was gay cheer and girlish frolic. The boarders were, of course, utter strangers, and haughtily exclusive. Edith was reserved and shrinking, and, with the exception of Mrs. This tle, a gentle little widow, who was almost as shy as Edith herself, and Mrs. Worthington, who was jolly aud gay as she could be, little Mrs. For rest had not an acquaintance in all the city. "It's too bad," she sobbed, bitterly, as she lay on the little crimson silk lounge, with her face all tear-flushed, and her rose-bud mouth quivering. "I can almost Bee them at home now Sue, and Jennie, and Sil, and the parlor lighted up, and perhaps How ard singing one of his lovely tenor so los to Sue's accompaniment; nnd Frank Morrison will come in, and J they'll have a delicious waltz, and then Phil will speak of me dear, darling old Phil ! He always thought more of me than any one else ever did even Harry Forrest! I wish I hadn't ever married him, and then t There was a little expression of dis content and indignation coming on her lips memories that would not bear comparison with her present gilded loneliness called them up, and it wasn't a good sight to see on a pret ty married woman's face. For an hour after Harry had gone out Edith lay on the couch, all sorts of thoughts runuing riot in her brain, until they were dissipated sharply by a rap ou her door, and a card that sent all expression out of her face and eyes except surprise, that quickly changed into an excitement of de light. "Tell the gentleman I will be down in a moment," she suid to the ser vant. Then she flew to the dressing-mirror, and saw that she was in a pre sentable condition, and then went down stairs with a smile and three unspoken words on her lips: "Dear old Phil!" Three weeks later Mr. Forrest carne in somewhat unexpectedly just in time to see Edith standing by the window kissing her hands to n gen tleman driving by in a carriage a handsome, dashiug looking fellow, with bold black eyes and drooping mustache just in time to see the sparkle in his wife's eyes and the heightened color in her cheeks. "Woll, who is he?" He asked the question so suddenly that Edith gave a little cry of sur- prise. "Ob, Harry, I didn't know you iwere here! How you startled rael" i THURSDAY, JANUARY 3, 1878. "Doubtless. But that doesn't ex plain why you were kissing jTour hand to whom ?" The blush on her cheekB deepened until her face was scarlet. "He Is a friend acquaintance of mine," she stammered. He looked angrily at her angrily, with a faint sense of-pain mingling with anger. "An acquaintance! Since when, please? Edith, do you know you are doing a terribly risky thing In ans wering any salutes from bold, fast men who, in driving by, may have been fascinated hy your pretty face? Edith, I won't ask any more ques tions, but I insist upon you obeying me in keeping away from those win dows.. And for the first time in their lives they sat down to their dinner with a cloud between them. "And I don't care," Edith said to herself. "If Phil is kinder to me than Harry is, I'll like him best, that's all. He wouldn't leave me alone as Harry does, and this very night we are go ing to drive to the park if the moon is bright." And when Mr. Forrest came in that evening, about 10 o'clock, lie he was again fortunately In time to catch the black eyed, black-moustauh-ed fellow going down the front steps to the chaise waiting at the door, and just in time to find Edith folding away her jacket. But he said noth ing. His whole soul was beginning to be on fire with fury and jealousy, and he found it remarkably easy to stay at home, when Edith was so winniugly sweet and charming that he wonder ed whether or not she meant It, or was only trying to cheat him into a disbelief of her recklessness. But Edith's curiou3 conduct times when she, was extravagantly gay, times wlipn she was dull, pale and sad worried him. She never asked him to stay at home in the evenings now of course she preferred to have him out of the way, so that she could have her own good time with her "friend,"' Harry said lo himself, ironically, for in his very heart of hearts he could not bring himself to say "lover." His faith in his wife was too strong to admit of a doubt of aught beyond indiscretion, and yet he was agoniz ingly jealous. Then one evening the climax came, when Barry came home to dinner 'I.f iAT holir-Btfrllcr, nittlTTniifd TJdlth reading a note which she tore into fragments the instant lie crossed the door-sill tore and threw it in the fire with flushed face?and startled action. "Mrs. Worthington wants me to go to her room to-night. I suppose you will be going out, Harry?" He knew she was telling what wa not so. "Yks, I am going out to the c!ub." In his iieart he hated himself for the falsehood he told, for he knew he had made up his mind to watch his wife well that night, and see if his jealousy was warranted or not. Edith's cheeks glowed and her eyes sparkled, and she seemed in a state of delicious excitement at dinner. Then she dressed in a becoming toi lette of black silk, with filmy laces at wrists and throat, and rich jewelry rather elaborate for a tete-a-tete with Mrs. Worthington, Harry thought, as he smiled bitterly behind his news paper. He purposely prolonged his stay half an hour beyond bis usual time, and then was vexed that Edith should show no signs of perturbation. "She's already so versed in deceit that she can control her fear and im patience." Finally lie put on his overcoat and gloves, and went out, to take up his position on the opposite side of the street, where hecommauded the doors and windows ; and ten minutes after ward a tall black-mustached gentle man drove up and rang the bell, and in a moment more his wife his sweet beloved Edith, whom he never loved so well as at this moment of her fal sity his wife came down, and the two were driven away. It was the work of a moment to hail a passing cab, and the chase be gan, and ended at the door of Exeter Hall, and Harry bought his ticket and took a seat as near as he could get to Edith and her her "friend." It was a pale, haggard face that watched them all that evening, and a pair of eyes that were pitifully pain ed and indignant and passion ful as he noted how perfectly happy the two were how Edith, whose sweet re serve and f-hyness had been one of her greatest charms to him, and how ad mirably the gentleman returned her pretty little familiarities. It was an hour of torture to him. He sat there, remembering all be time how lie had neglected Edith how she had ooaxlngly asked him to "stay at home" or "take her." He realized, as he had never done before., what a sudden and great change it had been to her to leave her home where there was such a large family of brothers and sisters, and consequently, a great deal of young company. He began to appreciate how careless he had been of the hap piness entrusted to his keeping. He sat there, repentant, indignant, jealous, remorseful, ready to fly at that handsome, dashing fellow who assumed such an air of proprietorship over his foolish, silly little wife the lovely little girl, who, not having her husband's society had sought corn- panionhbip elsewhere. He never heacd a qbonl of the di - vine melodies he never heeded the storms of applause. All he heard, all he saw was Edith's occasional low laugh, her beautiful flushed face as she turned her profile toward him. Then the performance tvas over. He followed them closely as he dared, until he saw them take their carriage, and then the second chase began, that ended at the door of their house, and then, from inside his own cab he saw tlie black moustache sweep across Edith's mouth and he heard her low, sweet good-night. "And Phil, don't forget to drive to the park to-morrow at 5 to-morrow." "Phil, Phil!" "It has come to the permitted famil iarity of names, hat? it?" And Harry thought, as he dismiss ed his cab, and ran up stairs, two steps at a time, that if ever a man had just cause to shoot another he had. Edith stood before her dressing-cape, slowly drawing ofT her gloves, when he dashed in, pale, wrathful. "What does this mean? Where have you been?" If he thought to confront her in a falsehood he was mistaken. She flushed crimson, but answered promptly: "I have been to Exeter Hall. Have I committed nn unpardonable sin ?" "You havedonethenextthing to it. Who is that that man with whom you dared to go ? Do you know you have run the risk of losingyour char acter you, a married woman, going to a place of public entertainment with a man who is almost a stranger to you? Edith! have you any idea of what you have dohe ?" She turned her face, pale enough now, to him. "Harry, have you any idea of what you have done? Night after night I have stayed here by myself, until I wonder I did not run away and go home. I begged you to stay, or let me go sometimes not always, and you laughed at me. And, then, when I found some one who paid me the attention you should have done, you talk to me this way ! I will tell you, honestly, tlie gentleman who took me Is very, very dear lo me. I love him! There! And if you won't be good to me, lie will !" Forrest stood dumbfounded. "Edith, do you know what you say? Oh, Edith, wife! are j-ou mad that 3Tou dare speak such awful words? You love him !" He staggered to a chair, pale as death. This, then, wa3 the end of all. For a moment Edith kept her ground ; then her lips began to quiv er, and her eyes filled with tears; then she went up to him and knelt beside him. 'Harry, Harry darling, I do love him, but not as I do you ! He is my brother Phil, Harry the one j'ou nev er saw. He came here several weeks ago, and we planned it all to make you love me more, de.ir." And the lesson had its effect, for Harry Forrest remembers what agony of mind he suffered when lie feared the worst. And lie realizes that it might all have been as he feared. Tho Negro Preacher's Account of the Creation. The following extract, from a ser mon preached by a Southern negro minister to his congregation, Is too good to be lost, and we give it as near verbatim as memory will allow : De Lord made man ; an' He made him outo' mud ; an' He sot him up agin de fence to dry. He breaved in dat man de bref ob life; an' He call dat man Adam an' He say, "Adam, eat all de apples in de gardin 'cep'n de apples in de middle ob de gardin, kasedem'smy wintah apples!' Den de Lord went away visitin'. By'm by Adam got tiard libbin' by bissefall alone, so one day when he was asleep de Lord took a butcher-knife, an' He gouged out a rib; frum dat rib He fo'med woman ; an' He sot her up agin de fence to dry. He breaved in dat woman de href ob life; an' He call dat woman Ebe ; an' He say, "Ebe, look a hea hone! eat all de apples in de gardin 'cep'n de apples in de middle ob de gardin, kase dem's my wintah apples." Deu de Lord went away agin. By'm-by de Debbie comps dressed in de sarpint's skin ; an' fust he goes up to Adam, an' he say, "Look a hea', Adam, eat de win tah apples!" Adam say, "N' n'! De Lord say, 'Eat all de apples in de gardin 'cep'n de apples in de middle ob de gardin, kase dem's His wintah apples.' " Den de Debbie went to Ebe, an' he chuck he under de chin, an' he say. "Ebe, eat de wintah ap ples!" Ebe took de apple an' gib Ad am a bite. Den de Lord kim back, an' fust he goes up to Adam, an' he say, iu tones most awful, "Adam! who eat dat wintah apple?" Adam was skard, po.erfuI skard, an1 he say, "I I I dunno, Lord Ebe, I 'spec'!" Den de Lord went to Ebe, au' He say, "Ebe, who eat de wintah apple!" Ebe say, "I I I dunno Adam, I spec'!" Den de Lord got berry angry oh, He war awful angry, my brudern, an' He picks 'em up, bofby de naps ob der neck-, an' He flings rem ober de fence, an He say, "Go, earn yer own libbin'." It is stated that ten members of the United States Senate are printers by trade. a Reticence is the comiiest child of i, common sense. VOL. 22.-NO. Free Thought. Editor Nebraska Advertiser: It seems almost incredible, does it not, thatany intelligent person1 would dare, or desire, to prevent the liberty of thought. But such is the fact the darkest expression of the perversity of human nature. It has ever been the way of weav ing out the web of human action, that a few must do the thinking, let it be correct thought or not ; and then oth er minds run off in that channel. For this reison many of the patterns in the web are so unsightly and have to be unraveled, thus making bad places, aud it is rightly called error and fol- Is it not the most supreme folly, the most dangerous of errors, for some men to come before the public with their thoughts nnd demand an accept ance of them as the utterances of truth, then deny to others the same right? Whatsheermaduess. Whence came this authoritative power to them? Do they say public opinion gives a right to suppress the right of thought, and the expression of it ? Ah ! but what is public opinion, and who make? it? It is a fickle oreuture and the creation of tho same minds that bring it as testimony; so they reason in a circle, and make no point, and give no satisfactory evidence to the courts of reason. Religious thought, more than any otiier, has been proscribed with the greatest virulence inspiration is claimed as giving the right to pro scribe. Now is there a religion on the earth that does not claim inspiration ; or, was there ever a religion which did not claim it? And isitjustor wise to dispute the claim? But why should one have the right to an expresion of his faith and not auother? This has caused all the religious warfare in the world. Not the variety of faith, but effort to bring all others lo "my faith." Nothing could he more fallacious and ruinous than to mould all reli gious thought into one creed. It would be a soulless monotony. But, exclaims the horrified sectarian, wo'd not inspiration cause all to have the same religious belief? By no man ner of means. Diversity is life, mo notony is death. As is the case in all the varied forms In matter, when re duced to their last analysis, are found to be composed of a few simple ele ments alike in all. The innumerable variety Is produced by difference of combination. This is the way nature works, and oh, how wise. So, in the make-up of mind, the elements of thought are common to all. It is the combination and arrangement which make tlie variety. Here again the same wondrous wisdom. Tho grect er the variety in minds that is, the greater the individuality, the more contrast there is in minds, the greater the beauty, harmony, aud happiness in the aggregate. Harmony in the religious world, will never be expected by striving to run every mind in the same mould. The inspirations of the "heavenly kingdom" are ricli in variety, ami the human mind is wonderfully adapted to the beauty of diversity. How much more beautiful would humanity be, if each mind was left to bud am! blos som out into its own individuality. It is a fearful thing, and wi'l bring "swift destruction," to enslave tho powers, to impede the progress, to darken the way of a human soul. Dare not to hinder tlie spirit's free flight. Dare not to darken the soul a:ter light; Dare not to quench holy fires; which heaven ward rise. Dare not enslave the sacred child of the skies Live toquatrfrom the fountains of llir'it. Live to scatter gloom from tlie dark moral nlsht; Live to nse, and bless, with talents given. Live to make of tills benighted earth iv heav en. He like the great ones -chose praises tveslng Be like theauguls who to earth glad tidings bring; Be like the Christ whose love embraces all. BellkoGod, whose ralui on tlio just and unjust full. Jenneite Hardinh. London, Neb. Not Women of Tii.it Kind. Gen Wm. H. French, latch reliev ed of his command in West Virginia, has a facial affection which frequent ly causes a -Hidden contraction of the muscles, and gives him the appearance of winking with both eyes at otroe. On the march to Gettysburg, in the latter part of June, 1SG3. the General, accompanied by his stair, rode up to a Maryland farm-house which he pro posed to make his headquarters for the night. Several females appeared at the door, when General French in quired: "Ladies, can 3'ou accomo- datt? ma and rnv staff for the niirht?" atthesame time discharged one of his double-barreled winks. The lady of the house, starting back and casting a frightened look at her companions, turned upon the General, aud with all the asperity she could summon. re- I plied : "Sir, you liavo made a mis take. We are not women of that kind!" "Who the h II said you were?" roared the General, with an- I otherdouble wink; "I am General! French, of the Union army, and" we j simply want shelter for the night." There- was a sniggle among some of the General's staff", when lie turned ' about fiercely and demanded to know who had laughed, threatening fo put j the offender under arrest for his levr- j ty. Matters being explained, the la-1 dies granted him the permission re - iqueted. Wmhinfiion l D. f) Sfnr. OFFICIAL PAPER'.OF THE COO TY For the Nebraska Advertiser. Home, Sweet Home? How sweet those words are; and why ? Let me explain. Some three years ago my parents and I went to Illinois and Indiana, expecting to re turn in the fall. But on account of grasshoppers, my brothers and sisters wrote us not to come, bet make our home there until better times. We first located at West Lebanon, lud., Sept., 1S75, remaining there uu tii Jue, 1876; then moved to Charles ton, III., where the Universalis church employed my father to preach some six months for them. But oh! how long and wearisome ditl those three years seem'to me. So last summer we all prepared for our fall journey back to our home. We started September 6th 1S77, and en- route my father sent an appointment to Tipton, Mo., where some of his old friends live, and where he had' spo ken some five years back. We stopped over there three day?, and spent the time pleasantly with his old friends. We arrived at my brother's on the next Tuesday. Friends, I cannot express my joy, when, on arriving at Dawson 'e'Sta tion, I saw my brother comiug to meet us, whom we had not seen for three years. We staid there a week ; then started down to my sister's, who lives on the farm of my early child hood. How beautiful our old home looked, when we first cams' in sight of it; and I thought how much hap piness I had seen on it, and how much pleasure I would see in the fu ture. We staid at my sisters Mrs. S. M. Tidrow some three weeks', then thought we would go down to Kansas, and 3ee my oldest' brother ; also look at the country ; for my parents were thinking of selling here aud buying there. But they were better satisfied with their own farm than to part from it. We started about the first of October, went' with a couin of mine in a wagon so as to see the country better. Went via. of Lawrence, came by Topeka. The country there is not good, but in Jackson county, Kansas, was prettier than I had seen since I had left here. But there ia no cotiu try that I like better than here in Ne mnha county. Wo were gone four weeks', found my brother and- family well nnir doinK well. We returned Nov , and re mained at my sisterssome four weeks. We now reside in Aspinwall, expect ing to move on our place in the spring. Bellk Siiockkv. Ueccher on Hell. Tn a recent sermon, Henry Ward1 Beecher stirred up the orthodox hell fire in the following emphatic style: "It was said Adam was created per fect, it was aNo safu that Ada'tn sin ned, and, in consequence of that sin, tlie whole human race fell. The num bers of the human race were actually beyond computation, and for thous ands and thousands of yeHnrthey hud been horn into the world, and lived" aud struggled, aud finally died, and gone where? If you tell me they have all gone to heaven, my answer will be 'hat such a sweeping of mud into heaven would defile its" purity, and I cannot accept that. If you tell me they have gone to hall, then I swear bj the Lord Jesus Christ, whom I have sworn to worship forev er, that you will make an infidel of me. Tlie doctrine that God has been for thousands of years peopling" thi earth with human beings, during n. period three-fourths of which was not illuminated by an altar or a church, nnd iu pfac'eK where a vast population oflho3e people are yet without that light. N to transform the Almrghty into a monster more hideous than Sa tan himself, and I swear by all that in sacred that I will never worship Sa tan, though he should appear dressed in royal robes and seated1 on tho throne of Jehovah. Men may say : 'You will not go to heaven.' A heav en presided over by such a demon an that, who has been peopling this world witli millions of human being and then sweeping them off" Into hell, not like dead flies, but without taking the tronble even to kill them-, and gloating and laughing over theireter nal rnissry, is not such a heaven a I want to go to. The doctrine is too hor rible. I cannot believe it, and I won't. They say the saints in heaver are Mr happy that they do not mind tlie tor ments of tho damned iu hell, hut what sort of saints must they be who could be happy while looking down upon the horrors of the bottomless pit? They don't mind. They're i-afe; they're happy. What would the moth er think of the siateeu-year daughter who when her infant was lying. dead in the house, should come dancing and?inginK int the par,or and eX claim : 'Oh. I'm so happy, mother. I don't care for the dead baby in the coffin !' Would she not be shocked ? And so with this doctrine". And, by tbe blood of Christ, I denouce it; by the Wounds- in His hantf? and Flig feet, I abhor it; by His groans and agony, 1 abhor and denounce it a the mQ3t hIdeU3 n'gh ""-" of theology." -- Could anything be neater than tho old darkey's reply to si beautiful young lady whom he offered to Hit over the gutter, ond who insisted she was too heavy ? "Lor', Missus," said" he, "I'se U3ed lo lifting, barrels of su ger," - .'-. , How to find a girl, out Call whetl ; he isn't it. ."iw