,, ..ft .. igpi . ,mji u in,; ' - ' i I l'PW(HgBr- - -. v ;-- 5l ilf -T- all : M HK - 4irri-r . ' Mcirp gMata!MilBBMB r .. 2 i THE ADVERTISER e. -W- MXEBS9THSS. . C E1CSI2. FAIR BROTHER & HAERj -Xtnbllsliers aid. Proprietors. 'P ubjished Every Thursday Horning .. : - TrIH-IS, IN ADVANCE: Om gyw.'oiw year" Oa?erF. - ilk " ese oosr . ire moaths C- y- aw. from the offieBBtP.peM for. READING 3IATTER OX YF.F.YPAGE . OFE-CIAL DIESGTOBY. District Officers. -'B.WC"- . H o-p '.niaT -ATIJULK - - -. ., - - - vifrrw i ---- . -mi !.. cseii JUPK JK jajvrr wow -- BciwtyOfb. County Oniccrs. IU90BC.X. XAJOS Oerfc a 1 . T'A VXfriON rtAiSTSSS. - k niiiMT .AXKSJC.HAOCKK T .' KSIUOHT. J B DQCREB -a T KCVIlBlD . OKtJ.H. LJUK. - RICHillOS, "I -Br a jnKfs r i . XESCEK, ; 1.T-WTIS KTLI- v EittiKr. ; R9PESSIOKX. CARDS. CT CLIi THOMAS. Oflic frer'Thoor HUI Oo-' store, Bro-rn- T1 ."SCHin. I. AT-'O-B-CgY ATI.AW. OSie c-'J-I-ll--B0mTU, yetr-i-.. I. H. BROAPY.. tftamrv d Coelo- at X.a-v, rTre4t Ban-. BrownviU' yeb. "XT' T. ROGERS. vv .. .Atttoroej-.a U8imfeiorai. Wfii rf- at - to T e.1T, B; wnr te-Xfe ' A S. HOLLADAY, il - Phj-slclan, Sarsron. Obsttrolac. .,TS-in 1-J Ixicat in -wr-ajm 186. Tn-' ttiU i- W OlMtrtt-dtees . v 'ffi;-B -Bd-'.-i Idrca OlBe . 41 Jn trct. S.'J OS BORN. ; ATTORSBY AT A1 . . . ... -- ... Yr ii - iT V 10 Jf 6. mTr. ?4irr.. i -. - . -.-- -- A.T. CLINE, FA5IONA Vi BOOT AND SHOE XAKER fVi . -TTO WJlJC -rt or-r. - ' .-.r-; . T M-in -tryt. Brtrwi i H.e- W : GIBSOK, BAOSI7H A3TD HORSE SHOEK. VTockiloBe MmaJa-c.--- j 'rst stfjj. D. MARSH. . ?iIOE. .A. BRQW'YiI, - MUJRASKA. r:t-iitg.or C-ittincand ihiktiisc. ooo or- on abort- noliee and at r-ciiaiie crti;. -Has bad lone priee ai eaa v-arrant fcatsteo.. Shop tn .Alex. neWasn's I stand, j TACOB MAROHN, ' mIeghant tailor, i and -erin i : -Etfk, Frw. Sra a VT , BroYiTiIle. Jersl;. TO-iEP- SCHUTZ. ' pAL I3t t I Clocks, Watches, Jewelry X 90 KatB Street. BBowrrviixE. KnSKA. Vm eoastaatir oa -! iti?-j-i " " "? . .hi. I l,r- 'i" Ull- TTORK WARRAA'TMD. d . H,. Sa-cvl-ins, E TONSOEI-l AETIST, -" 1st door west First .rational Bank, .,HiUwt. . , . cir rniir p t do :n the hlc- T J-isS; YOrR PAlTONAGE SOLICTTED. Us' BROWyVlLLE TUB LAST WEEK or ZACJI JIOXTU. MAT HEW Por a good Tire call at tiie . " ofo.ee of ttie Kere you n get all kinds of ,fe:r 5 iFt. SCOTT, . RICHMOND, "'"-. ANTHRACITE. A,-BOBisor: OPTS AND SHOE c sto: woks: TtZi TO ORDER. .-Espairing Neatly5 Done, flhlli7r - .7iVftrf!y ..- - . - w - - - -- ---- Sfeertfi 8 r SarTr 1 mi O- j Gitr OSo&rs. i 55 : a'HlJUJW"pc b h . l E IB' OMTSClkMlCX. hrt "War " Wl , ' .JfWrdl i I ' " Ti"STTrrFsTSrr -.no ivivii:, XEnESK, I ' . , I js s S C ftTITT Tivm i FireljS jTfc lldliMuluuillp-liJ 5ll&S . .9 1 & Wm $, Hi j S-fc" , c:-3iB' tf - i IHiiiii I hk rh M.KRiy amxt . i c?iw .w; ?... ri Ai..A...i.i.A. .. ... - a - - t i . . . 11 a MH S- 00 V . Nw- 50 ! 2STA3HISHE33 1856. Oldest Paper in t.e State . EHB99 Main Street sr 4 2 s ! (I r1 0 : ! 5 i c Main Street ht STSISEl IS" 1856. O 3 2D S S T EEAL ESTATE AGENCY XT VI3I.Si. WXIai H. Hoover. Desape2MiERlBe-lS-st-(e-St-. Sells ! oa Ooat-stesfo-. ctes Titles, softies Iees, Mortgc. - -M lstr meatb eruat to Use tnufr of Heal -tst Ht- ft. Complete Abetracst ofTitles to n RAl -tetet- hi Xora-a. CocBtj". AIZ BY THE C. S. B0TBEST. Ithe first national bank or BROWNYII. Tciicl-itjp Cajfiial -foO.000 Authorized " oOO.OOO te JARTQ 3-A2fl-W - .- General Banking Business BCT AX1) SELL jooiH & otoeehcx dbb ti -II te pciBdt 1 ci-ce of t United States and .rope MONEY LOANED Oiimki-e y only. Tte Bntftfl dc -t . m i ctal r l main I it-rtnn xtsmjM to opoti S8. eR M KVJtNT ONS6r ICTSTIT milNTV & TTTY CFriTRlTTPC -li i-j bVUll II . 4 i i ul.k.WAiA iw DHPOSITS HOTUeF3rrtfcw:.aaIrraSTal- Ktr ' 4oatc DrRECTORP. Jii mMur. Pi -Wa.T.K. B. X. Salter. ICA- wi. jrn oonx L. CARSOa". A. B-BAVie S. CWr. J.C.3eXATO.Asrt.Cer. OPwC-ANIZED, JSTO. NIK -MR! AT SRO4VILS.E. CA3?JTiT, ;ioo-000. Trnnoacts a geaeral b DrI on all the prine" in briess, sells JelUesof the ' TOTTED STATES ATO EUEOPE -S?el depositors. accomBodatioB grasted to STATS, COTTHTY a CIT T SSCITSITIES, tOTJ-JBL-T n SOLD. OFFICEBS. V.H.McCREERY, : : : President. Vice President. : : Cashier. W."W.HACKKEr, : H. E. GATE5, DIRECTORS. 1,. EOADLET. J. C. DETSEB. WXH. HOOVH, C. X. XACFM-N-, W. W. HAC-SKY. E C. TT, "W.H. itcCREEP-Y. THNZ ISIEIl. f AGGN &j JLAGKSMITHHOP OXEDOOE "WEST OF COUEX EOXTSE. WAGON MAKING, Bepairing, Plows, and all work done in the best maaneraad ee short nfttlce. SatiicBis -..--ced. GlTehinclI- T34-Iy. i Please remember. If tou want any Sewlnc I machine repairs cf any kind, or any ja- ' chxe, or any attachment, needle, oil ; or If j you want a new machine, or a new cabinet put on an old machine, ora rebuilt machine, you will save from. 23 to Sflper cent by calling ooraenalne to B. G. "4VJirTTElOIE, irotmvuie. xsea. TT 3 The "Victor. Florence, 2 ew Davis, i - l all others v.&-W. Keedles, c per dozen. all others fifJc, per dor. Assorted numbers sent post paid to any address. Every needle J warranted, of the best quality. s3 I ! 82 ir !LDIS-iS5 I ;H .. . -n , e K .A-Nfei A if A m rk aAJki mvM? 'hl .w . kb wrnm ! trr -&mx i .. -scrr THE TIIANKSGITIXG GHOST. IiIUadea eteritl Pa.nl. It-was Thanksgiving nlghl, and the clock In the hall Had street tea. ere JIIltlaesPeterinXl, With exceeding relnctance, at length took a Ifcrht, And, b4dln3 them all, for the third time, pood night, It the room, bat delayed going straight nptobed, And crept slllj- around to tha pantryi-stead. -for," said he to himself. -I may certainlr say That I didnt get half enough turkey to-day.' Then little Miltiades PeterklnPanl, With great labor, took down a huge plate wfaleh heJd all That was left of the dinner; and falling to work, he Very alckly had staffed himself chuck full of torky ; So that when he got throogh pray believe It wboeaa He was seven pounds heavier than when he began! 'Ah !" skc-ed be as he paused, "I don't fed right just here! Bet then, Thanksgiving Day only comes oace a year." In his truadie-bed, some hours ater, that nigh:, Tocng Miltlades saddenly started upright, And beaeW, looming up through the shad owy gloom, A vast, ghostly shape, that advanced 'cross the room, With a step just half-way 'twlt a skip and & JMBMfif While it nUered eanwhtte a most horrible "0, dar ael" gejed MHtiades Peterkln lBl, 'U here ain't a terker a dozea feet tall P j "AyeJterke3rbesaI1'wItaaaUIiearth,y! "You are right, sir Miuiades Peterkln Paul, j And, worse than all that, I am the ghost yon mast kaow. Of the oae you devoured a short time ago. Yoe ima-ine, ho dob 'tis a very small matter To be killed, plucked and roasted, and serv ed oa a piatter. Very welt ; y shall see how machf an there is la It. I will trasiort into a torkey this min ute!" The-n ct istat. MI!ttees Peterkin Paul. Almost p-d with fear, looking rsend, saw that aH Had boon sej- ehageLby eachanlraeat adhe. Was perched high on a branch of the 4d or chard tree. With eaws. tail and wattles, and fithers fall grown. As brave ay ocas tarkey as ever was known. And, on opening his mocth, to cry out in a Setter, A -brill, proioaged gbbte was aH he could BEtr. Then little Miltiades Peterkln Paul All at once saw John Henry Jsefc mount the stoe wall Directly beneath him, who cried out "Aha! Yea gobbled too soon, sir ! I see where yoa are!" And who, reaching far upward, took Arm bolAofbiitt, Ad pelled poor illltiades down from the limb; While the latter quite terrified, na&de no en deavor To fly, tut instead, gebeie- kmder than ever. And now a sad iat seemed about to befisll Poor little MilUades Peterkln Paul. 1 He was takes acoend to the wood-pile and there HJs head laid on tha block, and the axe rais ed in the air. And in one notest more Its keen edge bad deseeC, And oar hero's youBgllfe had been then and there ended. But that he, with one desperate last effort broke The dread spoil that bound him,ad straight way mmvkt. An- littie Mlltiados Peterkln Paol Pound himself sUH in bed, while the family - all (Who had hurried up stairs In respoase to his eriee) Were gathered about. He sat rnbbinghis eyes. And feeling to see if his head was still on. "Ah r he murmured, "I thought it was cer tainly goe. Well, I'll jst tell you Otis: that, as sure as I'm living. One dinner'!! be all I shall oat next thanks giving!" - BTOvmjohnTi. Wide rfe A BAFFLE POE FEEEDOM. Appleton's Journal translates from a German sketch of American travel, the subjoined account of an incident alleged to have occurred on a Missis feippi steam boat a short time before the war: "I ascended the Mississippi," says the writer, "on a steamer on board of which were Judge J and Gen. K , of Pennsylvania, with both of whom I was sl.ghtly acquainted." "A hard set, those Natchez men," said the captain, who met us on the cabin stairs. "There's some of them down in the saloon plajing a high game. How men can be such fools, I never could see." " Let's go down and look on a while," suggested the Judgp. In the saloon we found four men seated at a table, around which a crowd of spectators were gathered. The four were the heavy players. The game was poker, and the mon ev changed bands rapidlv. We had not been looking on long "when one of the players, a middle-aged man, who I learned to be a cotton-planter. bet his last dollar against the hand of his antagonist. The latter showed tour king?, while he had only four queens. He was "cleaned out," and rose as If he was going to leave the table. "Are you broke, colonel?" asked one of the men. "Dead," was the laconic reply. "Never mind; I'll lend you." "No ; I can make a raise I reckon Here, Pomp!" ,rHere, Massa!" responded en old negro, as he emerged from one corner of the saloon. "Bring that girl and her youngster here, that I bought in Natchez. Wait a few minutes gentlemen. I'll raise some money." BEOWKYILLE, KEBBASKA, J The negro went on hia errand and 1 soon returned with the girl and her youngster. The "girl" proved to be a stately mulatto woman about 35 years old. Her "youngster" was a fine, intelligent-looking boy, 11 or 12 years old, whose complexion showed him to be much more nearly allied to the white than the black. "Here, gentlemen," said the plant er, as they entered, "yon see the girl and her boy two as fine niggers a? you can find anywhere- I paid SSOO for them yesterday at atcbez. Who will give me $600 for them. "Will you sell them separate?" asked some one. ' sb, can't do it ; I promised not to. The girl swears she'll take her life if she's separated from her boy, and her old master said that he was sure she would keep her word. But don'tyou see that the girl is worth more mon ey than I ask for them both. Come, who'll give me 600 for both ?" The planter waited a moment for a reply, and then said : "Well, I must have some money. Come what do you say to a raffle thirty at twenty dollars a chance? Out with your cash, gentlemen. The first on the list shall have the first throw?" This proposition created a decided stir among all present. The players at the table led off by taking three chances each. Their example was followed by the spectators, and twen ty chances were taken as rapidly as the planter could write down the names and take the money. Then there was a slight pause. The plant- i er himself took two chances, and he j distance carrying some fish, ad sup was followed by two fellow-player.-, posing the mystery was about to be who each took one chance more. Fi nally, three more chances were taken j by the spectators, when the planter J cri-d out : "Two chances still. I entlemen ! : Who will have them ?" Gen. K whisjered something in Judge J 's ear, and then went to the table and laid two ten-dollar gold pieces on it. ".Tame, sir, plenee." ".Never mind the name. down for the woman " n ut it "Eh what! for the girl herself? "Yes. certainly; let us give her a ; ebauee." "AH right ! One for Minette now " And j "That's for the boy," said Judge J i j qiiy, as n iaro t -cniy .m - . . Fli r? -kl1i re An f r to ll uri-t-- rl but; -at?.: j "Good! bravo! bravo!" cried the I planter aad several of the by-standers. "One for Tommy, which makes thir ty. Now, gentlemen, let's see whom luck favors." The dioe were brought out and the throwing began. Each chanoe enti tled the holder to three throws. Thirty-six wa3 the highest throw until the holder of the eleventh chance threw. He scored forty-two. Then a les number was thrown, un til 2so. 21 scored forty-nine. The excitement now became in- tortso TiVrtr nine -a hnnl tr a - ! the highest throw possible being nine sixes fifty-four. Again and again the dice rattled in the box until it came to To. 26. As the poor woman came forward. her hands pressed and crossed convul-fto sively against her breast, it was truly painful to witness her agitation. "Won't the gentleman who took the chance for me please throw?" she asked in a low tremulous tone. ' no; let your boy throw," replied the "general ; "perhaps he would have more luck than I." "Come, Tom," said the planter. Tom came forward and picked up the box. The woman pressed her lips together firmly as if in prayer. The boy trembled like an aspen leaf. ltif cVi!r Mio dito anii tVirn-tr tVi-aot ! W . .V ' ..AW .. V ...WT lUtttt For s moment he stared at the dioe as though he could not believe his own eyes, then he put down the box pale and dejected. " Come Tommy, throw again," urg ed the planter "It's no use, master; I couldn't throw forty-nine now.'' "True, true! But you have your own chance. Throw that." "Certainly," said Judge J , "that one was your mother's.. Now throw for yourself on the chance I gave you. Have a stout heart, my boy, and may heaven smile on you !' Again the boy returned to the table and took up the box. He pressed his lips together and did his best to con trol bis trembling limbs. Nbtasound was to be heard in the saloon but the rattle of the dice. For a moment every man seemed to hold his breath. He threw. "Two fives and a six sixteen !" said the planter, pntting down the number, while a murmur of satisfac tion ran through the crowd. One of the by standers gathered up the dice and pot them in the box, and the boy threw again. Two sixes and and a five seven teen ! The excitement knew no bounds, 3nd the "bravos" resounded on every hand. The boy, as he took up the box to throw for the third and last time, was as nearly colorless as it was possible for him to be with his yellow skin. Out rolled the dice, and np came three sixes, w,hich made fifty-one! "Tommy, my boy, I congratulate you!' cried the planter. "You are your own and your mother's master! Fill up the neces3&ry papers, captain, and I will sign them. These gentle men will be the witnesses!" I will not attempt to describe the scene that followed. In the general THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1877. satisfaction one of the ronghest look ing men in the crowd proposed a sub scription, for the freed negroes. The proposition was received with such favor that In less than five minutes fifry dollars was collected. A SHOWER OF PISH. The Incredible Story a Canadian - ".School Teacher Tells, A confirmation of the strange re port that a shower of fish had fallen on the fourth concession of Harwich Township is given by a school teacher of the neighborhood, who, in a letter to the London Jree lb-ess, testifies to what he saw as follows : "Having dismissed the children for the day, I was returning to my boarding- place, when, with a side glanoe, I discovered something in the grass. At first I thought it was some species j of rattle-snake, but upon more careful scrutiny I found it was a fine, firm, fresh fish of the pickerel species. Hav ing been brought up at the sea-3hore, I kuew at once the fish was good, and I picked it up, while wondering whence it came. ry astonishment was increased, however, when, step ping on a few yards furttier, I found another equally good. A few steps further, and one more, and then I thoeght I ought to return to the school room for some paper in which to wrap them. On entering the room I seized (rather thoughtlessly you will say) one of the pails, and nroceeded to ctrftoet fish. When I had'more than half filled the pail I saw a man in the onltroil T otxitH Itia anuriunli T - uffnvnvu i dropped the pail and fe somewhat ' guiky for having appropriated the fish, till relieved by his assuring me that ha lm pathred on ao tho?e he t i - had in the same way, and that be had j just been ouliing the largest of them. He observed, "These are as good and fresh as monev oould buy." I ' filled the pail, not only to the brim but up to the whole height of the handle, and having denosited my bur- ' den, naturally, In the farm honse 1 where I board, I returned to collect the remainder. When I bad finished my task, I resure you tbtt I felt fa-- tigued. The work had coupled half and hour. This fall of Ssfa extended abi .t -.- T mlln o turee-ywaiLcia i ". -" -3d -sine evening rf ffi-nn "-rtKIWJ was sent for the cows to a field about half a mile from my boarding-plaee. She also returned laden with fish that she had picked up in a similar way. This girl reported that she had left others behind her which she could not oonvenlentlv carry to the house The lady, with" her maid, prepared the the same evening for dry ing and smoking, aud they were sub jected to this process next day. The circumstances, you will admit, is unique, apart from its surroundings, aud I can not but think the corres pondent of the Rondeau vu did not err much in reporting it. As to whether these now famous fishes fell six feet or "six thousand, I know not. One thing I know, that they were scattered for a distance of about three quarters of a mile, and that, at least -my knowledge, three persons gath- ered them." Toronto Globe. Good Adviser. Those men who understand the val ue of a woman's advice have learned a valuable lesson. It is a wondrous r advantage to man. ia every pruit or vocation, to secure an adviser in a sensible woman. In woman there is at once a subtle delicacy of tact and a plain soundness of judgment which are combined to an equal degree in man. A woman, if she be really yourriend, will have a sensible re gard for your character, honor and repute. She will seldom cocnsel yon to do a shabbv thins, for a woman proud of friend always desires to be you. At the same time, her constitu tional timidity makes her more eauti ou3 than your male friend. She, therefore, seldom counsels you to do an imprudent thing. A Buck Battle. . .nt A gentleman from Packwaukee re lates the particulars of a novel sight he was witness to the other day on Buflalo Lake. His attention was at tracted toward the lake by a roar that resembled the approach of a hurricane. and there he discovered myriads of ducks engaged in mortal eombat. He i ' watched them for a while, and discov ered that the battle was between the canvas backs and the mallards, who were evidently striving for supremacy onj the celery fields. The lake was fairly strewn with feathers, as if all the ducks in the land had been pick- led for the occasion. m " The toad, so says "Forest and j ! .. ... . .... Steam,-almost nniversaiiy uespie and upbraided for his ugliness, is yet a useful, good-natured, quiet fellow, who recognizes his friends and those who are kind to him. Like the spar row, the toad has been considered a nuisance, and in some sections has been exterminated ; but the extermi nators have been onlv too clad to get France by the dozen for the purpose of stocking gardens to free them from many injurious insects. The toad lives almost entirely on winged insects, and never doea harm to plants. him back by the expenditure of large iocs. n-tracaaiiie -o ad t 9UU13 III UJUUCJ kj- -- .- - - ... , t HIS .. .. i ,i - i mornin started one to doalittleshon- . - . nf r n SJr mafn OTO Wn5 I H'"" l""". " vva., ..-, (.. in garuens, inau tney o- ... , . T ' AX OLD WITCH. How and Why Connecticut Handed Juliana Cox 12i Yeaxs Ao. Hartford Times. A friend in Glastonbury sends cs the following account, which had been cut out of the limes away back in 1523, and pasted in an old scrap book. Juliana Cox, we n-joice to be lieve,, was the only witch that was ever.hanged in Connecticut and it is a matter of regret that even one such cae of superstition and shame can be brought up against the good old State. The place of the execution, on '-Gallows Hill ."in this city, is now known as the comanding trap-rock ridge by the "stone-pits.' Here is the ac count : In the beautiful town of Glaston bury, in Connecticut, the followingre markable event occurred in 175S. In llareh of that year one Julius Perry went out with his dogs to hunt. In the depth of the forest be discovered (as he alleged) an old gray fox, and his dogs gave chase. After chasing thi3 fox upward of two miles, the an imal was holed. When Mr. Perry oame up he heard a strange noise over the other side of the hole, and going to the spot, he there found Juliana Cox lying and panting for breath. Her left shoulder was bleeding and had on it the marks of the dogs' teeth. This was just the spot on the gray fox's shoulder where the dogs had seized him. Upon this testimony Miss Cox, a maiden lady of 44. was brought to trial for the capital offense of being a witch. On her arrafern- meat she pleaded not guilty, and it i oiner od. or ma-wr. turougn au was determined that a committee of other, into the smoking oar, where he sel--1 en should examme ner person ! for witch-marks, in order to introduce I . r . - ' connrmatory prooxs gi3t ner. n wa5 therefore remanded to prison. . The fHwim: persons wereappointed the committee : Efeea Brewer, Aiex as Jones, and Samuel Cutworth. These men proceeded at once to the nrison. and. strinmnc Mies Cox. they u -:- ;oHn t?-- o fir ucau iiicu raiuiuauuu o b.r exceeding an hour they could find no marks, and Miss Cox submitted to their examination with tears and sobs. Finally, when they had priek- e maQy places on her body without success, she confessed to two marks one a Utile below the right hip, and one on the left arm. The committee i , T,5i" -l -!!-." true marks, as the flsh thereon was discolored in a slisht degree TbeVj thereupon made their report to the court appointed to hear the trial. This evidence confirming that of Mr. Perry, was .thought to be conclu sive, and on the 3d of April the trial ! took PIace- It was thought unneces-i l cawv tif -rj-.ifr tr ftvrt lti tcsfj onT t I sary to resort to further tests, and Miss Cox was found guilty of witch craft on the evidence already quoted. Strange noises and demons haunted the jail at Hartford up to the time that her exeoutkm took place, which i was on the 7th of April, at 5 o'clock in the morning. There wa a large concourse of men and women attend- ing her execution, aud, although she declared that she was unjustly accus- ed, and that she confessed to the! witchmarks to stop the pain of being pricked so cruelly by the committee - men, yet every person present belie v- ed her to be a true witch and in league with the devil She further declared that Julius Perry accused her wrong fully. She said she was in the forest gathering herbs, and that Julius Per ry came along and would have hi will of her: that, she constantly re fusing, he set his dog upon her. and th animal bit her shoulder and that he, fearing to be detected in this bad act, had laid the charge of witehcrafs aeainet her. This she said under the gallows. Whereupon a shout was made among the people to "burn the witch, as hanging was too fast a death for so foul a strumoet of the devil. While 'll' ' ktf WOOd to bfrB, rc, k--cii u, p, " fshe died on the gallows before the wood could be brought. This acconntof Juliana Cox's wrtch craft and death is abridged front the statement of Dinah Joes before a com mittee of delegates to revise the Jawsa of Connecticut. female Swindlers. They are generally irresistible to the sterner sex; they travel on their "winning ways," and get into the landlord before he knows it, and when they are justly pun ished, which j j is very seldom, tall oac on tne pieai v m . that their sex protects them. Not long siaee a lady was driven in i, , ,... , .- , i u . i i- i ... - r I before whieh the church and political a back un to the ladies' entrance off .... . . .. one of our leading hotels, aad was' es corted to the ladies' parlor. She was dressed in the height of fashion, but very plainly, and eemed to be a quiet, unpretending lady. The only bag gage she had with her was a small box. I naatlr ran n oA "r in n trmnilSn nnrwr i , -- -""- - .. .' - !. A CL1 & a U - lfc--J I of which it was carried. This she seemed to handle with great care, and requested that it be placed in the pri vate vault of the house and a receipt given for the same. She wa3 a be witching blonde, with a smile sweet enough- to melt the heart of a Sby- nine, ana tor an mac ner menus in the honse know 13 still shopping. Af-j ter an absence of two or three days the proprietors suspicions were at last aroused, and opening the afore said small box, which by the way I - - A - I vQL. 22. jSO. 2b. was hermetically sealed with red seal ing wax, they found four bricks of the best Milwaukee manufacture. 1I0RRISSEY. Hotr he Gave Two Xoisy Honglis a Les son in -fanners His Religion. Froa the 2ew York Sun. Twenty-five years ao "Mr. -lorris-sey was going to Buffalo. "When the train stopped at Bergen two men who had been drinking entered the car in which he was seated. Their talk. loud and profane, soon became inde-1 cent. Two ladies, accompanied only by a small boy, sat opposite to these rowdies. ATorrissey left bis seat, walked up to the offender- and said, good naturedfy, "Come, boys. let's go into the smoking car and have a good cigar." One of the men chur lishly declined. iTorrissey then seat ed himself in front of them and asked them not to talk so loud. Immedi ately one of them began to tell an in delicate story, iforrlsgey requested them to desist, and was toW in reply to mind his own business. "ily business," saW Morrissey, "is to protect ladies from insult, and if either of you say another Improper word I will pitch you both out of the car." The men rose simultaneously. o making a pass at Iorrissy, which was, of course, warded off. Morris- ! sey seized both men by the coat collar and knocked their beads together. The conductor appeared, and was re quested to open the car door, when ilorrissey pushed one and dragged 1 - r ;. " -- ir- mottmsskj k- p -m- mers for more than twenty years at Saratoga. A clergyman who made' his acquaintance became especially anxious to converse with him upon religious subjects. Morrissey received him courteously, and the frequent I vl3it we"e -ant-ally pleasant. They ' continued two or three seasons The clergyman, always getting interested H general conversation, ken postpon- ing from time to time the real object of his visits. Finally, however, he said : fcMr Morrissey, we hove now been for several years. You acquainted have iiiiitiii tiuv tirmrii iiir? n l l i ,1.. ,-. . -., -.- ktLti.Li.MALwa.rp! ., - ' "S to charitable requests made ; but somehow I have failed in I the discharge of an important duty, t I have always wanted to converse: with you about religion. Are yo I willing to hear me?" "Certainly," replied Mr. Morriesey. "I am confident that a man of your intelligence, absorbed as you have been and are in worldly things, mast have reflected upon what concerns your future existence." Morrissey replied that though con scious of his deficiencies, he bad often ! thoughts of serious things. Theeier- gjman sate that he presumed .Horns- sey had settled opinions oa tbescb- ject, and that at least he was a beilev- f er. To this Morrissey replied afSrma- tively. 'Then," said the olergyman, "iff (you are wilHae: testate it, I should 'ike to know just what you do be- j lleve." "I believe." said Morrfesey, "in do ing as we aeroa." Theo-ore Parker's Strla. He was not what is popularly termed an eloquent speaker though he was j something far better. Neither his person, altitnde. gesture, nor eioc-!rgt R if t fe rea;IOBabte it fe - tkm indieated the great orator. There teII Qim pIain, why i fc ot -- was no splendid dociaaation.nosoar-j wIIi wrong him aad yourself by -,!--ing flight, no electrifyias of the audi- -..,., f on vlr,H - . enee a. bvsome rhetorical machinery. I He had learned what so few of our I scaoiars ever knew, now to eoave. . -.- tl.t ;-. .-- -..- 1 -ih -L K7 U 1.1 11IW -.---- j N6t that fe vooabolary was meagre - - - ? - er -7- iui. iiiouru uie ws ?- times an snnroaoh to coarseness in his expressions. On the contrary his range of iaoguaee was remarkably extensive, and his command of ap- npfinriafA farms tlmfu nnlimtffti? M t K ,. .. , i - . . was thus able to popularize the most . . . ... .. - abstruse thoosht, aad convey it in . . r -it ' i -- .t the most familiar words. His fertHI - I ty of illustration was unbounded, and' his brief similes and metaphors some-' , , , . .. - . .. . , i , ' should be known of by all mca. It is times gave possession of a valuaoiet. . , . , ,- . -. Jr.. . , . , .. 'best as a matter of principle, aad k te idea which whole pages of writings , , ,. ., .. . - -i i . u i - safest as a matter of poller, if w ace might otherwise have tailed to bring , . , , . .f - . . . ? ,. t i ' only careful to do all things ia a pjunt out. In reading as well as hearing i i - t-. , . u . i. . i- ' of gentleness and Christian charity. him, ail felt that an ordinary man i - i- YaArv m r -.- - -- m HB it. .i. . -iui . thoughts. It is true that sometimes, ; li r? tnAHTin r wi-n - er partles had been awed into silence,: his soul would become mightily stir- j AC, . U h. lUUUtCiltUUJ v i - most terrible. A natural rhetoric would marshal his phrases in wonder ful order; his ry words would tin- i s- !. r !.- -.i - j le in the ears ot those who heard them ; there was then an eloquence i whieh inspired whole multitudes after! the so Wimest manner. Ordinarily, j however, he spoke in n. akin Pr a pmin, easy, conversational wav, using familiar but striking iilus'trations, and ?et helping the argument with strokes of irresistible humor, not sparing the,"'"'-c """ "" "f-.-- -terrible sarcasm in which he was an , an- who baa Qgh- Purpose in life often palpably extravagant in statements, now and then violat- ing the conventional canons of coed taste, bnt alwavs making his noint tell. at whutPVPr canrifiee. 1 o In France the Republicans are known as "The Left.'. So they are in Ohio. Lafayette Ind.), JbternaL . THE ADTER' G.w.rAT ujt. iifc. EaIRSROTDER & IIACXK1--U Px-bHsher- &. Prap.te.a--. DTn.TISG KATES. Ose tack, ose ear eseK-. pr 1 so c llonI tech. rmak. 2-Al! traeat ad ver be pali ferta a4&ce. official FAPE.or thbc-in$ Captain ludd, the Pirate. Lord Macaulay .sketch of Captain Kidd is so well known that he nay be dismissed in a few lines as by n means a brilliant or successful brig and, although in posthumous renowa second to none of the eraft. Perhaps his advantage over ethers in this re aped is dae to his having been hag ed instead of killed in action, or east away in remote tropical seae. Kidd was an old privateer tn the West Indies, and being kniwh as a brave seaman, was recommenced by ord Betiamont. the governor f Bwr badees, and several other perso-S. t the home government as one ajfc bly fitted' to command a king ship cruising against pirates, on accoeni T hie knowledge of those seas an prac tice in warfare. The project met with no favor in England, and wool- bvj fell through with altogether bad not Lord BeiIamontan-"bis friends fitted out the Adventure galley at their own private charge. Kidd was pot m command, and furnish d with the king's commission, charging him to hunt down pirates, all and ani-r, especially Thomas Tew and otes specified by name. He also held ? commission of reprisals, for it was then war time, empowering him tr tke French merehant -ships, ia ease he should meet any. The AdvaUtr galley sailed from Plymouth ia My. B-6, carrying thirty guns aad eightj men, and, after scouring the vrth and South Atlantie, tried the Indian Ooean, picking up a French merch antman or two; but ol pirates nevr a one. At last the patience of Kidd, who appears to have mea well or iginally, wore out: his scow tncae mutinoos, and b. bee&mo. eoorlg to his defense, a pirate moiprebti. Af ter a fairly lueky emise, he sailed from -Jew York, thinking hi oflfcAso would he winked at, but w3 tetmodi ately seized, aad all his books and papers, sent home lor trial, and hanged with six of his associates. His career proved an exs-pttea to tfce rule that it is well to e a thief to eateh a thief. The Republican Parity!. The X T. Herald. (Ia-epasj-aot, I sa3 : ' greatest part in ocr hlslo- I -' -" ----- wcw- aenjy be aona pared to fcbatof theWTMgs rr.. U " a inL - r w I have;"1 "c ---. - . --- sistanee to an arrogaat Mini-try. and ended by founding on. of the dominant Governments of th earth. If the Whigs of the Be volution foun ded the Nation, the Bepublioaae sav ed it. To the Republicans we owoooc existence, not merely as a fr people, but as a self-respeeting aud worW-r-spected people. If the Democracy bad continued in power, as it existed i Buchanan's days, wesboold now eith er be one of several rival eoafedora cies, 3 helplessly divided as ike fen t&stie Republics in Sooth America, aad governed by European Consele and ships of war; or we should be ndr the slave oligarchy, which, la falHTl ment of the prophecy of Toombs. would be calling the roll of It tae on Bunker Hill. That we ha-v es caped these degrading alieraatihrea w ewe to the Rep-btiean party, ad we can never be too gratefirf for that achievement Fr&B-aess- Be frank with te wocfrf. ness is the child of honesty aad age. Say jest what yoe ian oa av ery occasion, and mean what is rigsbt. If a friend asks van a favorvoo ?llri wrong to make a friend or to mr one. The mats who wat- roe to, i I - - - i uwrn urcn-. a scon a aaori-ce. r 4 - . -- mm i nrrat r o n -t iv vftK ail - . .d you .-, gd lhl p. . we&rs best. Above all do sot aoaar to others what yon are sot. XT you have a fault to find with any oae. tell him, not others, of whet yoo com plain. xnere- no mora aaiagas-o-i . experiment than that of eflth t , ... ,. . , to do one thing to a man's fece, mu ., .,.. - . , , i another behind his back. Westoeld i ,. . . - . . . "" . The Trae Ladj. Beauty and style are noc the safest passports to respectability. Soe e the noblest specimens of womaabood the world has ever seen, preeeartad Hie plainest and most unprepossessing ap pearance. A woman worth is to fc "-- - l"e iB31 s. -. --. I tf1 9 H. fr m A mm m. - m. b neart ana toe puritv ana sweeiess ot ner cnaraccer, ana seen a wowb wtt a good disposition and a wetl bnfae&d mind and temper, is ksvey aad at- ,!.-. -t c . - - .. . v,. .- auu --. "- wives and the truest of mothers. She ....!- --!- -m . X X tt a t aas a UMU a,Ui lu " taaa tIW ae1,- , tban flaunt her fieryi th.sreete. "r lu 6" .' uer iorB,ate vanisy oy " - - k. ' society whose complimeass are asrbol- ' low as they are insincere J Richard Grant White is swdbag np the purest English in whieh terof- & explanations. MribJ