3 BBaaaVj CaaBaaE :i THE ADVEKTISER. THE ADYERTISSR it. W. PA1B2KOTXSB. T.aHACKS. g . w. iu rsaaexxas . T.CXJMSCSn. FAIRBKOTaER & ILICKER, Publishers and Proprietors. Publisher &, Proprietors. Published Every Thursday Horning AT BKOW2TVILLE. ygBKASKA. ADTiniTISEfG IT.1T BS. OBelach.eae year- .? 1M Eaes sacceetnag Inrh. p year use Inch, per ra&ata. TEK3IS, IN Bae ofr, eiw year AWYAXCE s Each addttloaal iac&.per saanta. S2 0 1 00 SO Leca! aa verttopnteats at tarai . One eepr, six areata. (leilnwof -ewpare.erle)art tenftoBTll M esch3obseaaent.asprttoR.Mc. y3 All transieataaverttsesaeatsaaat be ual-fi forln aavaaee. Oho copy. three months. X35T No paper sent from Um; office natil paid for. BEOWNVILLE, KEBEASKA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1877. YOL. 22. NO. 19. HE ADIXG 3IATTER OXETKRTTAGE Oldest Paper in the State. OFFICIAL PAPER'.OF THE COUNTY VZ-J 32 Ji.i3ML.XiJl.ZiXl.JJ J.CDO. v 0EETCIA1 DIEEGTORY. District Officers. ,. n.TOCXn Jlfl0.r.RJCTTH - VILUAK IL HOOVER.. O. A. 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WHITTEMORE, Brown vllk.Nfb. m- TT Th Victor. Florence, Kew Davis. Jsi oiS1! W. A- W. Needles, 60c per dozen, ail others fiflc er doz. Assorted nambers tient post paW to any address. Every needle i -warranted of the best quality. B. B. COIaHAPP, Manufacturer of afW aTlPlatt 59 Main Street, Urowiivllle, Xeuraska. Orders From Keighboring Towns Solicited, ILTBOPOLifll SNIDER & TIHG-HT, PROPRIETOBS. This hoase ls now conducted in first-class fctylo. Large rooms for COIIHERCIAL Tit AVELER6, Billiard parlor and reading rottm cnnected with the hotel. The people of Southern Nebraska a"-e solicited to try Metropolitan, when visiting Lincoln. ILAHS Wagon &BlacksmithShop f OXS BOO WEST OF OOHET HOUSE. TX7AG02T FLAKING, Repairing, llows, aMl al! -werk done In the best maaarraaa am ittnrt satioe. halteisciioH ceaxaa. to4. Utveanaaoail. 2i-ly. 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Browmiiie, NcrasSiJi ea 5 rnJ i lliiillii sJiiiJ I " - Wr,M al I bey my beer K ' S j 1 don't, by Jake. , Ls sLkil Mil lull if ii 111 illiLIl DiiDfli PICCCP PI I " mrr- ..r ! x 1L Si? .PLASTERER, i The Cow that Would Learn to Hop. The little bird sat on the steeple top, And laughed and laughed till he thought he should drop, At the old brlndle cow "who was learning to hop, Of Frogsjle the danctn? master. "Now follow me close," said Professor Le Frogge, "Don't stand there as stiff as If stuck in a bog If I learned to hop while a mere polly wog. Cannot yon learn ?" was what the frog asked her. Then off went the frog, with a skip and a plnxge. Plump in the frog-pond as light as a sponge. The cow cave a toss of her head and a lunge, And followed the dancing master. "Quack, quack." went the ducks and the glossy green drake; "Good senses ! old cow, what a spatter you make; Can't you go somewhere else your hop-lessons to take ? Pray tell us," ducic and drake asked her. The little bird sat on his tall steeple throne Tne ducks warn off to a corner alone While froggie gasped out from a green mossy stone, "What a life leads a dancing master 1" The birdie laughed low, and the birdie laugh ed high That little bird laughed till he thought he should die "Dome up here, old cow, lot mo teach you to fly, Oh, won't yon?" the little birdie asked her. "Good cow," croaked the frog, springing out from his stone, "Can't you spread your legs so?" theold cow gave n groan. 'Some things are impossible, sure, I must own," She answered the dancing master. "Soo-ok Brlndle Hi ! Brlndle come out of that pool ; Stop cutting your capers don't act like a fool. Cows ware made to stand still by the maid's milking stool; Don't you know that?" was what the boy asked iier. V. W. Christian Advocate PEIDE'S PUNISHMENT. Cecil Sutherland sat by her win dow, looking; at the bit of blue sky, with the leafless branches of an elm outlined against it. Bhe was a handsome girl of twenty-five, with a dark oval face and midnight hair. Her eyes were the most notice able features of her face; they could go ft en and shadow forth a wonderful depth of womanly love, or they could look merciless and cold as steel, when pride held its iron hand on her heart. At presentvtiiero-was.a- cold,glittex.In, their dark depth, and her small mouth had a determined expression. "I wonder if he thinks I shall over look this neglect ?" she said, with her eyes still fixed on the blue sky, over which a lleecy little cloud was sailing slowly. "He has ceased to loe me, that is evident. I have humbled myself, sufficiently. I have written him three letters, and now, after a two weeks waiting since the last, there is still no word from him. Well, if he does write now I will reg ister a vow that I will send back bia letter unopened. I will accept no tardy restitution. Iso one but myself knows what I have suffered through his neglect during the past weeks, and I will not yield oue iots. I can be "Soft to love, but hard as iron When despite on me is thrown," and my pride, which is ever the aid of tortured love, will not fail me in the hour that may come." She rose from her seat with an air of resolve Fettling over the rare beau ty of her face. She walked to the sjlass and contemplated her face a mo ment. "They tell me I am beautiful," she said, "and I know it is true. I am rich, well-born and accomplished. Why should I be neglected by a lov er? Why should I stand insult from anj man ? Perhaps he did not get my letter,"6he continued doubtfully, ub some wuiaperei tenderness of her lover came to her thought b' a subtle association. The momentary tender ness died. "I will not allow any such tenderness to rule me. If he did not get mine he should have writ ten. Letters were never mislaid be fore. He haB found some new face and turned aside to worship it with man's proverbial fickleness. I am a fool to make excuses for him." She opened a drawer of her dressing-case, and took out a photograph. It was the face of a gentleman, dark and handsome like her own, with a mouth whose lines betokened a will before whioh her own, strong as it was, would be puny, "He looks as if he could be hard and cold," she said, "though he was never bo to me. By this face one would never think he could be dis honorable. It is 6trange how easily we can be deceived. Well" A rap at the door and two letters were handed her. She tossed one carelessly aside as the other showed to her the familiar handwriting of the gentleman In the picture, Howard Wellington. How she longed to break tVlft inn1 ' Rho tx-aa in rinnnmrnr I breaking the vow which she had made half an hour before. .Nothiug but pride kept her back. "I mnst not allow curiosity to ruin my resolve," ahe continued as ehe turned it over and over in her hand. "It is probably a note telling me he has found out he does not love me. I will not risk the mortification. I can think of nothing more dignified than to return this letter unopened. He will see that I am not to be trifled with. I will not relent now if I die for it." Ah if afraid to trust herself longer, she drew her -writing desk toward her, and penned t short note, which jehe inclosed with the letter ja the en- velope, and directed It to Mr. Howard Wellington, care of , New York. Without waiting a moment she put on her hat and shawl, went ont and dropped it into a letter box before she had time to change her mind. 'There, it is done," Bhe said, as she re-entered the house. ''If he neg lects me he shall not triumph over me ! But in a few hours her mood chang ed, and, woman like she began to fear she bad acted too rashly in the mat ter. Howard Wellington, 'pale and weak from the effects of an exhausting ill ness, sat in an easy chair in his room. For weeks he bad hovered between life and death, insensible most of the time. When Cecil's letter was hand ed to him he opened the envelope with quick, nervous fingers, as he recognized the handwriting. "My darling,'' he murmured,"how I wish you were here. Your soft touch and loving smile would almost make me well again. What is this ? Nothing but a note and my letter re turned?" and he uttered a low cry as if a knife had pierced his heart, for there, instead of the expressions of af fection he had expected were the freezing word : "Mr. Wellington : Your letter came too la'e. Whatitscontentsmay be is not of the slightest consequence to me. You have forfeited my love. Take your dismissal it is what you have been wishing. Cecil." The shock caused a sudden change, and although the doctor bad eaid that morning that he was doing finely? when the nurse came in be was in a fainting fit. But recovery had pet in, and he soon began to rally again, and day after day grew stronger. All the reserve force of pride in his nature came to his aid, even as it came to Cecil. T tt-?11 T,rtf eofilr n omloTiiitlnn ' J II HJfc CEWIl til WA(..UIIUl,.IU, bethought. "She has ceased to love me, that is certain, and the cause can be of no consequence to me. Perhaps she has grown angry at my long si lence. Why did she not say so ? I would write and explain that I have been sick, but the i;one of her note forbids me. I will be as proud as she aye prouder. "Why,- Cecil, I never knew until to-day that Mr. Wellington had been at death's door," said one of her call- rersxtO-Gecilift. fw .vgnftkRnft-r.rfi, "I should have thought you would have mentioned it." "I didn't know it. How did you hear?' and Cecil's lips grew white as she remembered the returned letter. "Bert was at the commercial house where he is employed, and heard them speak of Mr. Wellington's be ing sick. He inquired and found that it was Mr. Howard Wellington, of Philadelphia; so of course it is your friend. They thought him dying for weeks; Eome sort of fever, I believe. The doctors eaid they never knew any one to be so low and yet re cover." Cecil's face was white as marble, but she managed to control herself. "He is better now?" she asked. "Yes, recovering slowly," said Miss West, noticing her agitation. And then she told the next lady she called on that she believed all was not ex actly smooth between Cecii Suther land and Mr. Wellington. As soon as Cecil was alone she dip ped her pen in the ink, and with trembling fingers wrote : "Dear Howard : I never knew you had been sick until to-day. For give me for sending back your letter unopened. I thought you had slight ed me. I was desperate. I had writ ten you three letters asking you why I did rot hear from you. I suppose, now, you were too sick to know any thing about them. When yourscanie at last, I had lost my faith in you, and pride would not permit me to open it. I would gladly undo the deed now, if I could. Please write and tell me how you are, and let me know that you accept mj' apology. I shall be all impatience for your ans wer. Cecil." "He may Bend it baok unopened," ehe thought. "It would serve me right if he did." But day after day passed and it did not come back, neither did an answer reward her waiting. "He is too proud to forgive me. I might have known more than to have asked it. I must try to forget him. Heaven help me, for It is not so easy as I thought." So when Sylvester Hammond, who had loved her long but hopelessly, asked her again to marry him, ahe consented. "The world must never know what I oarry in my heart. Mr. Hammond is noble and true; why should I not marry him and hide my disappoint ment? I can never love him, but I can respect him." Accordingly she acquiesced in his wishes for a speedy marriage, saying "I should like it better; I do not believe in long engagements." Severaljweeks had passed since Ce cil sent the explanatory letter to Howard, and he was now his old time Eelf again. He bad crushed out hia love for Cecil, that had been inter woven with his nature, by the over mastering will that characterized him. He could not forget her entirely, but he thought her heartless, and school ed himself accordingly. One day, while hurriedly tossing over some articles on his bureau, he upset a bottle of ink that he had left there carelessly; the stopper flew out and a stream of the dark fluid ran down behind the burean. He hastily pulled it out from the wall to ascer tain the amount of mischief, but nearly forgot the accident as he found lying there close against the wall an unopened letter with his name on the baok. He opened it hastily. It was Cecil's note of explanation. He was puzzled. He looked at the date and then Tead it. "Good Heavens!" he exclaimed. She wrote this in explanation, and I never received It. Wrote three times! I never saw the letters. I wonder what became of them? I'll see if Jane knows anything about it, or about the others.' He went in eearch of the girl, who happened to be in a room near by. "See the mischief I have been in," hesa'id, showing her the ink. "Can't you make it all right again ? I'm sorry to give you so much trouble," and he slipped some silver into her hand. "Oh, yes, I can take It up in a few minutes," said the girl, cheerfully. "How do you suppose this got be hind the bureau ? I just found it there; it had never been opened and it is several weeks old." Jans took the envelope in her hand. It wa3 long and narrow, and directed in violet ink. "Oh, I remember bringing this up one afternoon, and laying it on some papers right here where I thought you would see it as soon as you light ed the gas. I remember the long en velope and the violet ink as well as if it were yesterday." "Well, I suppose I came in in a hurry and pushed it awkardly behind the bureau before I lighted the gas, in tbe"Bame way that I upset the Ink. But I find, by reading this, that there were some letters that came to me while I was sick, that I have never seen. Mr. Simmonds opened and an swered all the business ones. These were friendly one3. I wonder what! he did with them ?" Jane looked profound fora moment, then went to a paper rack In the corner and took out its contents. Under neath all the reading matter lay three letters. She gave them to Howard, who was watching her eagerly. They had been opened, but proved to be the ones Cecil bad written to him. "Mr. Simmonds told me to put them all carefully away together un til you got better, and then give them tovou."said Jane regretfully ; "but I forgot all about it.' "Never mind !" he said cheerfully p5 there Is.no real harm done,' an atfUoVn rereao"T3et3r AH the love which he had thought dead rushed back with overpowering force. "I don't wontier she was angry. She thought I was neglecting her. Sne ought not to have sent back my letter, unopened, but I can forgive that. I know that she is proud and sensitive. Let me see. I oan take a train this evening for Philadelphia. I must see her at once." Time moved altogether too slow for his impatient fancy. He reached the city too late to call that evening, but he decided to call as soon as practica ble the nexi morning. Aa early a3 etiquette allowed, How ard ascended the steps of her bouse, rang the bell and asked for Miss Suth erland. He noticed that there were three or four carriages near, and that there seemed to bean unusual stir. The girl gave him a cvjizzical look when he asked for Miss Sutherland, but S2id nothing and showed him in to a back parlor. "No name," he said; "tell her a friend wishes to seo her." Cecil, in a rich traveling dress, look ing cold and stately, opened the door and entered. She -uttered a slight scream as he came toward her with outstretched hands and face radiant with gladness. But the words "My darling!' died on his lips as he un derstood by her manner that some thing was wrong. "What is the matter, Cecil? Tell me for the love of Heaven ! I never got your letter of explanation until yesterday, and hastened at once to you." "Oh!" she moaned, dropping into a chair. "Why did you come now? If you had only come before! but now it is too late !" "Too late !' he exclaimed. "What do you mean ?" and his foreboding heart anticipated the answer. "I was married last night," she said, in cold, calm tones. "I thought you were dead to me. Don't you see I am dressed for my bridal journey? Didn't you see the carriages ? I have i sacrificed my happiness to pride. I must bear it now as well as I can." "I was proud, too," he moaned, with white lips. "I should have written again and explained. Oh, Cecil, this Is cruel cruel !" "We must both live it down," Ehe said in a steady voice. "My husband is an honorable man. I must be true, though I do not love him. Good hy!" They clasped hands a moment, and she was gone. Cecil met her husband a few min utes later, looking pale, but self-possessed. "And old acquaintance," she ex plained. "He was quite surprised ot And me a bride." So Cecil went on her bridal tour, haunted by an undying regret. I favored the strike at first," said a fellow on the east side ; 'but when the order came to close the saloons, I im mediately saw that the strike was a J great crime. lb had a revolutionary tendency. Sir, when I see one side, under the benign influence of law and order, the saloons kept open and flourishing ; and on the other side, when I see, through the effects of the strike, the saloons closed, I cannot hesitate what position to take. lam for open saloons, and law and order, every time !' RET. ALFRED TflOKPSOS. The Pastor of an Illinois 3L,E. Church CouTicted as a Thief He Hobs the Confiding YFife of a Clergyman. From the New York Sun. The Rev. Alfred Thompson, pastor of the Primitive Methodist Church in Elgin, 111., was proved a thief in the General Sessions yesterday, and sen tenced to five years in Sing Sing. He is a young man, with a smooth face, not indicative of great mental power. His manner and dress were in keep ing with bis profession, and he exhib ited plenty of audacity. The com plainant, Mrs. Ellen Cobham, wife of a Presbyterian missionary in the West Indies, is a young, intelligent, edu cated woman, and her demeanor on the stand was ladylike. She testified that she was married to the Rev. William Cobham, in Hampshire, Eng., in August last. He was under engagement to goto the West Indies as a missionary, and was compelled to start about two weeks after the wedding. She and her husband ex pected to live many years in h.3 cho sen field of labor, and they decided that the wife should, before settling down there, come to America and vis it a brother who lives in Kansas. This brother Is a Methodist clergy man. So the pair separated, the wife to come to this country, and her hus band to go to the West Indies, where they are to meet next winter. In the steamship City of Richmond the prisoner was a passenger. He In troduced himself, said he knew eome of Mr?. Cobham's relatives in Hamp shire, and proved to her satisfaction that he had charge of a church in El gin. He was pleasant and respectful, and she fo'uud his companionship agreeable. He talked much on reli gious topics, and did nothing that aroused her suspicion of his honesty. On their arrival in this city he eaid he knew af a good hotel where prices were reasonable, and they went to gether to the West Side Hotel, at 27 West street. He registered their names properly, and they were given rooms not very near each other. That was on Saturday. On Sunday they LwonMo6ectraPar"---fl,iiyW4iH!.a start for the West together on Mon- day, but on that day the Rev. Alfred Thompson slipped away. Mrs. Cob ham missed her money and jewelry. She promptl' reported her loss to the police, and detectives were sent with her to Jersey City, where they watched in the Pennsv-lvania and Erie depots. One of the officers caught Thompson in a broker's office, where he was exchanging Mrs. Cob ham'd gold sovereigns for United States currency. Her jewelry was found in b3 traveling bag. He had also bought a ticket for Elgin with her money. The clergyman went on the stand to testify in his own behalf. He made no pretense of spotlessuess of charac ter, and was defiant in his manner; but he denied that he was a thief. He testified that he had obtained a leave of absence from his congregation last 'spring to go to England and return with one of his children. He left his wife and the other children in Elgin, nnr mnrto fho nntirnrH rnraap nlnnp The child did not desire to come with paImf?; date Palm' 300' Iarcn- him, and so he started for America P." r ' ,aPPle' ?ear3- The Bra hnnt hpr rn th vr ho foil ! zjl v,Qe PIm arrives at the age of 150 ...MWUW.. W. .M- . W. MW .-w wa. in with Mrs. Cobham, aa she had de scribed, but their relations, he said, were more intimate than might be in ferred from her testimony. She pro posed that they should not return to their families, but should live togeth er as husband and wife. They went to the West Side Hotel as a prelimin ary, and she gave her money and jew elry to him. He decided to go home, however, and slipped away quietly, so as to escape a parting scene. He took her property becauseshe had made him a present of it. She was foremost in the love-making, according to the prisoner, who coolly said : "She is the most loving woman I ever saw." "Do 3-ou mean to say that your re lations with her were improper?" Recorder Hacket Inquired. "Well," the clergyman replied, with a leer, "we all do such things, more or less 1; "And you are a minister of the gos pel?" "Yes." Mrs. Cobham was recalled by the prosecutor, -and was asked whether she had ever made love to Thompson. Her face was a picture of disdain aa she answered with angry emphasis, "No!" Some of the many auditors applauded, but the applause was quickly stopped by the officers. Mrs. Cobham added that there was no im propriety in her conduct, nor in hia until the robbery. Landlord O'Keefe, of the WestSide Hotel testified that he saw no indica tions of misbehavior on Mrs. Cob ham's part; and that the prisoner, on quitting the bouse, stole from the office a guest's box containing wom en's hats. Miss O'Keefe. the land lord's daughter, gave similar testimo ny. The jury convicted the Rev. Alfred Thompson sitting in their seats, a re- suit that he seems to have expected, for while on the stand he had appa rently been desirous only of defaming the complainant. "Stand up and ba sentenced, " said the Recorder. "Well, sir, a more filtby beast I never met with, and a more depraved clergyman I never eaw. I am sorry I cannot give you a more severe sentence than five years in State prison at hard labor." The Rev. Alfred Thompson smiled grimly as he retired between two officers. A Practical Joke. A young man of eighteen or twen t3f a student in a university, took a walk one day with a professor who was commonly called the students' friend, such was his kindness to the young men whom it was his office to instruct. While they were now walking to gether, and the professor was seeking to lead the conversation to grave sub jects, they saw a pair of old shoes ly ing in the path, which they supposed belonged to a poor man who had near ly finished his day's work. The young student turned to the professor, saying, "Let us play the man a triok. We will hide his shoes and conceal ourselves behind these bushes, and watch to see his perplex ity when he cannot find them. "My dear friend," answered the professor, "we must not amuse our selves at the expense of the poor. But you are rieh, and can give yourself a much greater pleasure by means of this poor man. Put a crown piece, if you have them, in each shoe, and then we will hide ourselves." The student, luckily having two crown-pieces, did so, and then placed himself, with the professor behind the bushes hard by, through which they could watch the laborer and see what wonder or joy he might express. The poor man soon finished his work and came across the Geld to the path where he had left his coat and sboe3. While he puton his coat he slip ped one foot into one of h is shoe. Feel ing something hard, he stooped down and found the crown. Astonishment and wonder were upon his counten ance. He gazed upon the crown, turned around and looked again and again ; then he looked around on all sides, but could see no one. Now he put the money in his pocket and pro ceeded to put on the other shoe ; but what was his astonishment when be found the other crown! Hi? feelings overcame him. He fell upon his knees, looked up to Heaven and ut tered a loud and fervent thanksgiv-hjg7"-inr which bespoke ef -hiw.ife, sick and helnle. and hia ehtfSren. who by gome unknown i,and would be saved from perishing. The young man stood there deeply affected and with tears in his eyes. "Now," said the professor, "are you not better pleased than if yon had played your intended trick on him?" "Oh, dear sir," answered theyouth, "You have taught me a lesson now that 1 will never forget. I feel now the truth of the words which I never before understood 'It is more blessed to give than to receive." The Ase of Tree. The longevity of various trees has been stated to be In round numbers, as follows: Deciduous Cypres, 6,000 year3 ; boabab tree of Senagal, 5,000 ; dragon's blood tree, 4,000 years ; yew, 3,000; cedar of Lebanon, 3,000; olive, 2,500; oak, 1 600; orange, 1,500; Ori ental plane. 1,200; cabbage palm, 700; j lime, 600; ivj. 600; ash, 400; cocoanut years ; the Scotch fir gets its growth in about 100 years, and the balm of Gilead in about 50 vears. When General Cbangarnier was in Africa he was Colonel of a regiment, and was more fearful of a draft of air j than of the lead of his opponents. tiis mind appeared to be constantly occu pied with drafts of air. On one occas ion the balls were flying thick around him. An officer saluted and said, 'Colonel, you are exposing j'ourself.' 'True,' said Changarnier, we are fighting in a gorge.' He turned up his coat collar. Every once in a while a strange dis ease is reported somewhere outside of this State and attributed to Texas cat tle. They have sueh complaint now at Cleveland, O. As we have no such disease here that any one ever heard of, and as Texas is now shipping fresh meats in refrigerators to Northern markets, and successfully competing with old arrangements, the dispatch published this morning is nothing but a trick of the rude. Houston Tde grum. There is considerable businese now done in the West in drying eggs, which, when properly done, are said to retain their original flavor and oth er characteristics. They are heated to a uniform consistency and poured in thin layers upon polished iron plates, when they are plaeod in aqur rent of hot air, and dry rapidly. They are then put into hermetically sealed eans for future use. There is a cheerful idiot living in Newton county, Ga. During the war he made a vow never to cut hia hair or shave until the Southern Confeder- i acy wa3 established. He is waiting to meet the man who hopes to see Har ry Clay President. Russian batha!' Turkish baths!' writes an experiensed correspondent from the Orient, 'I never saw a Rua- jslan or Turk who ever took oss.' A Phenomenal TTell. Situated about four miles southwest of Clintonvllle, Venango county, is a well which, for volume of production, supasses anything yet discovered fa that county. The well wis sunk hv Messrs. M. Brownson, E. O. Emer son, Perln and Benson, and was com pleted upward of a month agQ. No oil wa3 found, but an immense gas vein was encountered at the place where the oil was expected. Before abandoning the well the owners re solved to draw out the casing. This was attempted in the usual way, but it must be stated that casing remains in statu quo, except that itstuok about a foot above its former resting place. As It was elevated to its present posi tion the fresh water from the upper portion of the hole rushed into the well at the bottom of the casing Ic great quantity. As it did so the'gaa took hold of it and landed It on the surface of the earth, after sending it forty feet above the derrick. There, in that condition, it continues to gush and blow to this day, and may for all time. It is estimated that at Iea3t twenty thousand barrels of waler are thrown out daily. It Is truly a re markable phenomenon. Pitiaburg Disttaick. Cole Yaungor, ColeYeuagsr has become very de vout, and spends mueh & hkv time reading his Bible and other religious books. He eys he is waif satisfied with his present situation, and thinks he is just whersjhe ought to be, On this latter poiat we imagine most peo ple will disagree with him. The op inion prevails quite extensively that he ought to be in awarmerelime. He elaims to have received eighteen gun shot wounds during his eereer, and says that be aud bte brothers were of ten on the point of surrendering to the authorities. He denies that be ever murdered anybody, but says be is ae cused of killing those who killed his father a proceeding whieh be evi dently does not regard aa constituting murder. StiUwaier JJumbermaH. The Rev. Joseph -Cook was paid $600 for going from Boston to preach at Lake Bluff, Chicago. One of Mr. Cook's charms In the eyes of his hear ers is his exceedingly inform man ner on the platform. He will sit qul- UtlyJwitEChrsJvnaaa. crossed, arid, talk in the conversational tones he would use in the drawing-room. St. Louis has an attaek of mikl hys terics, and the Globe-Democrat ex plains why: 'October, that strews the woodland with falling leaves, brings to the city a crop of loag-kfged and long-haired medieal JiedgHngs, and with their appearance we know that the body-snatefaing season has set in. At a church where there was a cell for a minister, two candidates appear ed whose names were Adam and Low. The latter preached an elegant dis course from the text, 'Adam, where art thou ?' In the afternoon, Adam preached from these words, Lo, here am I.' , m An exchange says : 'Doa't tell a married man any jokes on the boys, for he will tell his wife, his wife will tell her sister, and the sister will tell all the rest of the girte.' There is a vein of subdued meiasoholy about this bit of wisdom which is very touching. If pegged boots are oocaeteaally dressed with petroleum between the soles and the upper leather they will not rip. If the sole of hoots aad shoes are dressed with petroleum they will resist wet and wear well. The pegs, it is seid, are not aOeeted by dryness after beiug saturated with the Mqeid. A hint to mothers : Begin a early a3 poseihie to teach yoar iafaots to gargle their throats. The wwk will be difiieolt, bet tbe vale of it wuld be apparent is ease of a viait frew dip theria or scarlet 'ever. A youtT gentteaiaa of Kilkenny. meeting a haadeome mflkamaM, eaid : 'What will you take for yourself and your mik, my dear?' The girl ia stantly replied : 'Yourself and a gold ring, ir.' Professor Marsh, in hie xfashville addresses before tbe Amerleaa Associ ation for the Advancement f Sclenee, declared that 'to doubt evohstian to day is to doabt science, aad seiaaee is only another name for tretb' It's astonishing to one who reade aa ohkuary, to reflect bow ntuefc acaise people will lavish upon a dead man whom, in his life time, tbey aright have cheered aad encoeraged by a tenth part of it. 'Avoid that which you blame oth ers for doing,' says one of ear wtee men. Well, things have come to a pretty pass if a man eaa't kise Ms own wi fe. Dsrriek. There's something in tbis eigar that makes me siok,' said a pale little boy to his sister. 'I know what it is,' responded the little girl, 'it's tebaek erl A charming female writer says, 'The men like to p4k the ladies to pieces.' It fe eertaktly very pleas ant soma times o take them apart. L .