Down the Road.
,A lusty tramp, one summer's day
The sun was glaring fiercely down
Trudged on along the dusty way
That led toward the newest town.
No friendly tree Mb welcome shade
Athwart his weary pathway cast;
2o babbling brooklet leaped and played
Along the roadside as he passed.
"Is there no shady ppot," he cried,
"At hand?" to one who by him strode,
"Oh! yes," the other one replied
"A little further down the road."
Ah! well! we all are tramps at best;
"We stagger 'neath life's dally load.
Yet on wo press and hope for rest,
'A little further down the ..road."
G. L. Oatlin.
A Romance.
On a little frequented street, though
in the immediate vicinity of the Es
planade, the boulevard, and Isaac's
Place, there stands.a gloomy-looking
building, large, but of a severe style
of architecture, and painted in som
bre oolors. This lathe Leuchtenberg
Palace, a name suggestive of a dark
page in the history of the imperial
family of Kusaia. Many of the Chron
icle's readers will yet remember the
romantio story of the marriage ofCzar
Nicholas' favorite daughter to a dash
ing young German officer. The Duke
of Leuchtenberg was good-looking,
but comparatively poor and obscure,
and it Ib saidthe wayward princess
made the first advance, and even that
the stern emperor consented to the
marriage only to avoid ecandal At any
rate, romance and royalty did not
Beem to agree well, and the union
turned out badly. The Duchess tired
of her former idol, a gay and dashing,
but at the same time scholarly and
thoroughly honorable German, and
began to form liaisons, the most noto
rious of whioh was with a Count
Strogonoff. After a life of mortified
seclusion and constant study the duke
died, refusing to recognize on his
death-bed the last children born to
the princess. Immediately after bis
demise the latter was forced to marry
Strogonoff, and was banished from
.Russia. She took up her abode in
Paris, where she died a fewyearsago.
The children of this union have been
Bomewhat under a cloud, and several
matohes proposed for the very accom
plished daughter were broken off for
some unexplained reasons. The old
est son the young Duke of Leuoh-
tenberg haB now joined the army of
the Danube, and may accomplish
something in the field that will place
a renewed luster around his wronged
father's name, ,ud bridge the gulf
that separated him and bis sister from
the remainder of hid family.
Caught In Ills Own Trap.
Two ministers of the gospel were
conversing toge there on extemporan
eous preaching.
Well,' said the old divine, waxing
warm, 'you are ruining yourself by
writing your sermons, and reading
them off. Your congregation cannot
become interested in your preaohlng,
and if you were called upon unexpec
tedly to preach, unless you could get
hold of an old sermon you would be
completely oonfused.'
The young divine used all his elo
quence but In vain to convince the
old gentleman that the written serm
on expressed his own thoughts and
feelings, and if called upon he could
preach extemporaneously.
As we are of the same faith,' said
the young minister, 'suppose you try
me next Sabbath morning. On as
cending the pulpit, you can hand me
a text from any part of the Bible, and
I will convince you that I can preach
without looking at the text before I
stand up. Likewise, I must be allow
ed the same privilege with you, and
Bee who will make the best of it.'
The idea seemed to delight the old
gentleman, and it was immediately
agreed upon.
The following Sabbath, on mount
ing the pulpit, his senior brother
Landed him a slip on which was writ
ten : 'And the Ass opened his mouth
and apake,' from whioh he preached a
glorious sermon, chaining the atten
tion of his hearers, and charming his
old friend with his eloquence.
In the afternoon, the young broth
er, who was sitting below the pulpit,
handed his slip. After rising and
opening the Bible, the old man look
ed sadly around, and read : 'Am I
not thine Ass?'
Pausing a few moments, he ran his
fingers through his hair, straightened
his collar, blew his nose and read
aloud, "Am I not thine Ass?' An
other pause, in which a deadly silence
xeigned, After reading a third time,
Am I not thine Ass? he looked over
the pulpit at his friend, and in a dole
ful' voice said: kI think lam, brother.1
.
He Wanted to Jine.
Yon want to jine the ban, do you ?'
said an old negro preaoher to a young
convert.
'Yes, ear, I want to jine.'
Wellr8ar, do you believe Gerliah, a
pickaninny little shaver, slewed a
great big man called David, that was
longer dan de Centre Market, wid a
pebble dat was no bigger dan a huck
leberry? Eh?'
No! I don't believe nothln' like
dat,' was the reply.
Den, you can't jine.'
Well, den, I believes it. On wid
de kateklse."
'Do you believe,' continued the dea
con, 'dat dor war a man called Joner,
who swallered a whale and kept It
down a awful long time before he
spitted it out?'
'No, sar, can't make me b'leve dat,'
was the response,
'Den you oan't jine.'
'Well, now, by jingo, I b'leve dat,
too. Go on wid do kateklse.'
'Do you blieve dor was a man named
Delila, and data woman called Sam
son got down ia de cellar of a big
houBe what weighed moren de Cen
tennial, and lifted it kerslap olean out
ob de world ?'
'Don't bl'eve nothin ob dat kine,'
wsb tho indignant reply.
n''tywanttoYinr I don't b'leve
dat fish story you just told me. either.'
There wa3 no further kateklse.
Done Enough.
A Revolutionary soldier was run
ning for congress, and his opponent
was a young man, who had never
been to the wars, and it was the cus
tom of the old Revolutioner to tell of
the hardships he had endured. He
said :"
'Fellow-cltizena : I have fought and
bled for my country. I helped to
whip the British and the Indians. I
have slept on the field of battle, with
no other covering than the canopy of
heaven. I have walked over the fro
zen ground till every footstep was
marked with blood '
Just about this time one of the sov
ereigns, who had become greatly In
interested in thetnleof sufferings, wi
ped the tears from ills eyes with the
extremity of his coat tall, and Inter
rupted him with :
'Did you say you had fought the
British and the Injuns?'
Yes, sir.'
'Did you say you slept on the
ground, while serving your country,
without any kiver ?'
I did.
'Did you say j'our feet kivered the
ground you walked over with blood?'
'I did, 'said thespeaker, exultingly.
'Well, then, said the sovereign, as
he gave a sigh of tearful emotiou, 'I
guess I'll vote for t'other fellow ; for
I'll be blamed if you aintdone enough
for your country.'
Have you noticed the 'cute' way
which a fashionable young lady has
of grabbing the tail end of her dress
in promenading? If you haven't al
ready done so, just -notice the raodu?
operandi. It is indeed a funny and
ridiculous sight to see a lovely woman
Btop at a street crossing, give her body
a fearful twist, stoop low, and reach
iugbackwards nearly to her heels, grab
from five to forty poundaof trail full
of dirt and dust and shake it five or
six times like a buzzard fixing his
wings to fly, then hobble noross the
street like a lame turkey to the other
side, then 'let go,' and turn off like a
stern-wheeler in a storm.
A female justice of the peace in Wy
oming Territory, wos obliged to hear
a case of scandalous character, in
which her husband filled the unenvi
able position of defendant. She sen
tenced him to be hanged by the neck
until dead, and was anxious to have
the sentence carried into effect at
once, until the attorney explained to
her that she was sitting as an exnm
ingoourt. She then held him In
bonds of $18,000,000 to await the ac
tion of the grand jury, and said she
would shoot the first man full of holes
that attempted to raise the sureties.
Nevada Paper.
Corn starch is manufactured by
steeping the corn in water, at a tem
perature of from 70 to 140 F., for
about a week, changing the water at
least once in twentjr-four hours. A
certain amoutof acid fermentation Is
thus produced, causing the starch and
refuse of the corn to be easily separa
ted afterwards. The swollen corn is
ground to a ourrent of clear, soft wa
ter, and the pulp passed through
sieves with the water into vats. In
these the starch gradually settles to
the bottom, the clear water is then
run off by a tap, and the starch gath
ered and dried in a proper apartment
for the purpose. ,
"Did you see de 'clipse ?" said an
elderly darkey to a brother son of Af
rio's clime, the other night, by the
town-pump. "Dere's.gwine to be fam
ine, shuah !" he added. His compan
ion spemed wrapped in thought a min
ute, when he ejaculated hopelessly,
"How's a man gwlue to lib in a fam
ine on 75 cents a day, and men cartin'
off dere own ashes?" "Go way!"
said his friend, "It's only the unjust
who'll catch it deae free libbers, who
don't do uuffin but swell round in de
day times and spend other folks' mon
e3T. De Lord aiut gwine to let us pi
ous nlggas Buffer." New Haven Jour
nal. 'A lady reader' writes
York Herald for a recipe
the New
to remove
freckles. A lady in Borne who has
tried the remedy, recommended the
following : Bathe the face slightly
with cologne water after tea, and at
about 10 r. r. brush both cheeks, the
forehead and chin, with a carefully
selected moustaoh. If this does not
remove the freckles it will under or
dinary circumstances cause them to
be forgotten.
The Democratic committee of Miss
issippi have issued an address to the
Democrats of that State, in which
they say : 'Believed from the men
ace of organized opposition, majori
ties are liable to become indifferent to
the maintenance of their own organi
zation and to divide among them
selves.' What a spectacle it will be
to see the Mississippi Democrats bull
dozing one another.
'What can I give you for a keep
sake, my dearest John ?' sobbed out a
sentimental English girl to her scape
grace lover, about to join his ship In
warlike times.
'Give, my dearest angel !' cried
Jack, In some confusion, 'ahem why
you haven't such a thing as a five
pound note about you, I suppose !'
A Chicago man has -married three
sisters, and all are living. He took
them in the order of their ages, lived
with each about a year, and then obtained-
a divorce. There are three
more sisters left.
A Massachusetts editor, who is a
postmaster, exolaims : The Federal
office-holders are happy no caucuses
to attend, no assessments to pay.
There Is a young lady in Omaha
named Hattie Maginn. That's a stri
king name certainly.
f Sec"tar hfs his name is going
to review our alleged wy. Detroit
free frets,
FOR THE HOUSEHOLD.
Money in SwraKt Corn. An Ohio
farmer grows overoOO acres is this crop
annually. The drying-houses em ploy
over fifty persons. The fresh ears are
steamed five minutes to set the milk,
the grain is then cut off rapidly with
cutters having concave faces; then
spread on perforated zinc tables, and
heat applied for four or five hours
from long furnaces, stirring constant
ly ; then packed in barrels of three
bushels eacli for shipment. Great care
is required to have the corn of the
right age, and to have it dried enough
to keep well. Four bushels of corn on
thecob makeonedried the wholesalo
price of which ia $20 to $22 per barrel.
Fifty bushels of corn per acre, 500
acres would yield 25,000 bushels and
give over 2,000 barrels of dried corn,
which, at $20 per barrel, would be
$40,000.
Thumps in Young Pigs. "W.B.,"
Columbus, Ga., sends to the American
Agriculturist the following method
for treating young rJigs for the thumps,
which he has found successful. One
pig of a Utter four weeks old was at
tacked first. Subsequently another of
the same litter was similarly affected.
As I killed a joung pig in trying to
force medicine down its throat, I
thought it prudent to try another way.
I began to feed my sucking pigs at
three weeks old, and as one or two,
won't eat alone, I gave the whole lit
ter a dose each, (in as little food as
possible, to insure their getting all the
medicine,) of castor oil, once n day for
a week, with a dose'.of copperas every
third day, and a little sulphur once or
twice. In a week the two sick pigs
were entirely cured, and the whole
litter improved by the treatment. If
dust in the pen and yards ia prevented,
there will not be many cases of
thumps.
The Care of Geraniums, I. The
geraniums which have lost their foli
age most probably need repotting.
Shake offall the earth from the roots,
and set theui in soil whioh you have
prepared ; press the fresh earth
around the plants, and give them a
little water.keeping them in the shade
for a week. Cut them back if they
are well grown. They do not require
to be kept very warm, only so they
will not freeze. The flowering maple
must be taken out of its pot and the
roots washed. Scrub the pot, and fill
it with new earth, in which reset the
plant. Wash slugs off with whale oil
soap, and if this does not prove uffect
ual, smoke the plant with tobacco by
putting tobacco in a saucer with a live
coal on it, and holding the plant over
the fume3.
The Care of Geraniums. II. If
yourgeraniums are unhealthy.change
the earth ; sod soil should be used ;
mix it on top with stable manure and
a little charcoal pulverized ; place the
pots in a good sunny place ; water ev
ery other day ; once a week dig up
the soil, so it will not become hard or
baked.
Apple Worm. How to keep this
inseot in check and save the apple
crop from its ravages is a question
anxiously asked by every intelligent
apple raiser. The following means, if
adopted by all apple growers, and
faithfully and persistently carried out,
would largely reduce their numbers
and injuries. First, all worm-falls
should be gathered up and destroyed
as often as once eaoh day. A drove of
hogs kept in the orchard will general
ly do this work in an excellent man
ner. And It is claimed by some that
hogs thus treated never have the chol
era ; of the truth of this, however, I
do not know. Second, old clothes
hung In the crotches of the trees will
be ohosen by tho larv:e as hiding
places. They should bo examined
every week or two, and all tho larvie
killed. A band of hay wound two or
three timesaround the trunk of the
tree will catch the most of them as
they ascend the tree. These, like the
clothes above mentioned, should be
occasionally examined and the larvaj
concealed under them destroyed. All
barrels, boxes, etc, in which apples
have been kept through the winter
should have a thorough examination
In the spring, and all cocoons with
their contents which may generally
be found in such situations be de
stroyed. The importance of this step
will be understood when it Is known
that more of the females that lay the
eggs for the first brood come from the
cellars and fruit-houses where fruit
has been stored than from all other
sources. I should have said the
oodling moth preys on the pear as w'ell
as the apple. Ohio Farmer.
New Cure for Wounds. As soon
as a wound is inflicted get alittle stick
a knife or file-handle will do and
commence to tap gently ou-the wound.
Do not stop for the hurt, but continue
until it bleeds freely and becomes per
fectly numb. When this point is
reaohed you are safe all that is neces
sary is to protect it from the dirt. Do
not stop short of tho bleeding and the
numbness, and do not on any account
close tho opening with plaster. Noth
ing more than a little cerate on a clean
cloth Is necessary. We have
used and seen this used on all kinds of
simple punotures for 30 years, and
never knew a single instance of a
wound becoming inflamed or sore af
ter treatment as above. Among other
cases : A coal rake tooth going entir
ly through thelfoot, a rusty darning
needle through the foot, a bad bite by
sucking pig, severalinstancesof file
shanks through the hands, and num
berless cases of rusty nails, awls, etc.,
but we never knew a failure of this
treatment. Exchange.
Breakfast Eelish. Cut into
small pieces one-quarter of a pound of
cheese ; place in a spider with a small
piece of butter ; pour over it one cup
of milk and one egg well beaten ; sea
son high with salt and pepper.
Another Use for Mustard. The
lives of many of us are nothing else
than instances of slow poisoning.
What with unwholesome food and
adulterated drink It Is really a won
der of wonders that we live so long.
But cases in which people perish by
a single fatal draught are few and far
between. They may, however, ocour
in connection with any of us, and it
is well to be prepared. Suppose, then
one should swallow poison, what
should he do? Fly to the mustard
pot. It may save his life. A table
spoonful of ordinary mustard, mixed
In a wineglassful of water, will sel
dom fail to produce sickness.
In the mustard pot,' saj's a distin
guished writer on food, 'we have one
of the safest and swiftest of emetics.'
This, surely, is a fact worth know
ing. Late-Hatched Chickens.
Too little attention is paid each sea
son to the chickens hatched late in
the season, nearly every breeder sup
posing that they will not amount to
much, and that the care and atten
tion bestowed on them is at best but
poor paj.
Nearly all of the Asiatic breeds will
do well If hatched as late as Septem
ber, as their heavy feathering serves
in a great measure to protect them
from the cold. One pceoaution is nec
eesary, and that is to keep them out
of the Autumn rains. Half-fledged
chickens are very easily damaged by
allowing them to get soaking wet in
a cold rain, and are put back very
much in their growth, even if they
are not killed by roup or catarrh by
the exposure.
A noticeable feature in late-haUhed
Asiatics is that they are generally
finer in color and shorter in the legs,
and that they are largely pullets.
In nine cases out of ten the early
hatched chicks will be largely cocker
els, and many of these will be coarse
and leggy, while later in the season
the reverse will be the case.
Sometimes the cold weather will
check their growth completely, un
less a very warm house is provided ;
but even then they will make large
chicks if generously fed through the
winter, for as soon as the warm days
of spring come they will, if in good
condition and they ought to be fat
commence growing rapidly and soon
rival the early-hatched birde. These
late-hatched pullets are often very
serviceable, as the3' usually commence
laying in April, when the early ones
are all in a clucking mood, and will
soon pay for the care that has been
taken of them. Of oourse It will not
pay farmers to take thi3 extra care
with common fowls, or those designed
for market ; hut the fancier who can
find ready sale for eggs in April and
May is sorely tempted to let them go,
and if he can make use of eggs laid
late in June and July, and even Au
gust, he can well afford a generous
supply of food and a little extra care.
These late-hatched chicks should
have all the corn they can eat as late
at night as they can see to eat, and
they may even be fed by lamplight;
we have done it more than once and
a meal of soft food at daylight in the
morning.
During tho daytime, if.food is left
where they can have free access to it,
all the better. Every grain of food
taken which Is not actually needed
for the growth of the fowl produces
fat, and this accumulation of fat ren
ders them all the more fit for a suc
cessful wintering. A chicken that is
well fed and well houBed is far less li
able to disease than one that is half
starved and that is left out in the cold
and storm.
During tho severe cold weather
they will not grow any, and many
are thereby deceived, thinking such
chickens are stunted and will never
grow any larger; but such is not the
case, for, as soon as tho grass starts in
the spring they will commence to
grow, and that very rapidly, and will
soon "show their keeping" and make
valuable fowls. Western Rural.
J. W. Shephard, of Fremont, enter
ed a Norman and Clydesdale stallion,
whioh got first premium as roadster,
and also sweepstakes. In color the
horse Is a very dark roan, a beautiful
stepper, and trotted his mile yesterday
in a little over three minutes. Of
course ho has many good points, or he
could not have taken the premium
and sweepstakes over all competitors.
State Journal.
A farmer in Randolph county, 111.,
whose hogs were affected by cholera,
gave them a tablespoonful of turpen
tine mixed in with each bucket of
slop. His hogs all recovered, and
have been healthy ever since, he con
tinuing to give them an occasional
dose of turpentine. Certainly therem
edy is very simple, and farmers can
afford to give it a trial.
A skating rink accident is thus des
cribed by a Kentucky reporter : 'She
struck out ; couldn't turn ; started for
the ceiling; shouted, 'Don't you
look!' turned a hand-spring, and
then sat down. Tlie stripes were
brown and red.'
"I am very particular about my
bathing-dress, forjthere is everything
In a bath suit," remarked a spare but
beautiful belle to an admirer at Atlan
tic City. "Yes," was the dry reply,
"and very little sometimes." Tab
leau. a i a
Massachusetts detectives have been
traveling among the tramps to find
out the best way of disposing of them.
Their observations thus far convince
them that the great body of tramps
are professional thieves.
A young man named King, aged
twenty-two years, who baa been
working for different persona in Eld
ora, Iowa, as a stable boy, has fallen
heir to $100,000 by the death of an un
cle in England.
There's something in a name, after
all. Brillut Savarin, tbeobampion
gastronome, waa born in the town of
Belley, France.
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Afler over Forty Years' trial it Is still receiving
the most unqualified testimonials to its virtues
from persons of the highest character and respon
sibility. Eminent physicians commend it as the
most
EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC
For Constipation, Hcuilaclie, Fain in
tlie Slionlders, Dizziness, Sour Stoin
nclic, Hud Taste In tlie Moutli, Bullous
Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart,
Pain In tlie region of the Kidneys, I3c
8nuiteno', Clonm nml Porloillng of
lvil. All of wliicli are tlie ofTs tiring or
u Diseased Liver.
coi.ic ijy CMi,nitEJS
FOR CHILDREN complaining or
colic, headache, or sick stomach,
a teaspoonful or more will lve
relief. Children, as well as ndults.
eat sometimes too much supper or
eat something which does not di
gest well, producing sour stomach,
heartburn or restlessness: a good
dose of Liver Regulator will givo
relief. Thlsappliestopersonsofull
nges. It Is the cheapest. purest and
best Family Medicine In the World.
IT HAS NO EQUAL.
Thousands lead miserable lives, suffering from
dyspepsia, a disordered stomach and liver, produc
ing billiousness. heartburn, costiveness. weakness,
Irregular appetite, low spirits, raising food after
eating, and often endinir in fatal attacks of fever.
They know they are sick, yet get little sympathy.
m ui-'uiiiiiiiiiigrenicfiy to prevent ineseaiuicuons
and restorehealth is Simmons' LiveiiRkguiator
Manfactured only by
J.H.ZEILIN&CO.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Price, SI. 00. Sold by
22 1
JOHNSON'S
BiiLBIUB!
210 & 212 X. Third Street,
1st Building South oftlic Post Oftice.&T, l.OUIS.
Open Day and Night all the year.
All the hninches of a Isbslnoss Education taught.
Independent Department for the .English Brunch
es. Higher Mathematics, German, and Elocution.
Phonography taught perbonnlly or per mull.
For a Full Course of Double Entry Book
Keeping in all its forms, with Com
mercial Correspondence, - - $20.00
For a Full Commercial Course, embracing
all the Branches of a Practical Busi
ness Education, Life Scholarship, $50.00
Reference made to thousands of students who
nave completed under our instruction.
For circulars, giving full Information concerning
time to complete, board, course of Instruction, etc..
address,
J. V. JOHNSON, l'rcst.
CUT THIS ADVEKTISEITKNT OUT.
22-3tf
THE ADVERTISER
dkpartjiet.
A fine assortment of Type, Bor
ders, Itules, Stock, &c.,
for printing,
BUSINESS, VIBITINQ & WEDDING
CARDS,
Colored and Bronzed Labels,
STATEMENTS,
LETTEK & BILLHEADS
ENVELOPES,
Circulars, Dodgers, Programmes,
Show Cards,
BLAXK WORK OF ALL KIXDS,
"With neatness and dispatch
CHKAr OK IXFEBIOK WOKK
XOTSOLIC1TED.
FAIEBBOTHEB & HACEER,
JJcPherson Block,
BROWXTILLE, NEB.
I
S. S. KUUL cD Co.'s
Amcriran and Foreign Patent Soliciting, Patent
Selling and Patent Purchasing Agency.
Office, Exhibition and Sales Kooms, opposite U. S.
Patent Office,;
WASHINGTON, D. C.
TTk f XT ATT "VISH to OBTArN' a PATENT
U J 1UU or have other business trans
acted before tho TJ. S. Patent Office? Our practical
experience In patents enables us to secure the
strongest and best guarded patents; and otherwise
protect your Interest In the very best manner.
n n vrvTT wish to sell a patent?
XJ J IUU We have the largest number of
practical Patent Itlgbt salesmen In the U.S., who
will bring your patent directly before the proper
parties throughout the TJ. S. immediately and at
the same time; guaranteeing ascle if a good pat
ent within a few weeks from the time the patent is
lacea in our nanus.
yon desire, and our agent will call upon you with
tho beat article that can be obtained.
Address, s. s. KIRK t CO.
fe l. St.N, W Wasaicgton, D, C.
RUPTURE.
m3 ML
Jtn i..1iiTT..7.Af7i Tt T g
ASiiinBpnfliii A
Mffl
b v m m ci m.. m
ULLlUk.,
JOB PBENTIHG
piacea in our nanus.
TC "V"riTT w'isn to buy the right
AJ J JL W U to manufacture anything, for
your County. State, or the U. S.? Write us what
TITUS BEO'S,
DEALERS IX
GENERAL MERCHANDISE,
NEMAHA CITY, NEBRASKA,
Do not intend to oe undersold by any house in Nemaha
County. Come and see us, and learn ourjM'iccs.
WE KEEP A FULL STOCK OF
D ry G-o o ds5 G-ro ceries, BL"axcLwa:i?e,
QUEENSWAEE,
NOTIONS, EATS, CAFS, BOOTS, SEOSS, COAL OIL, LAMPS, ki, Sec,
CO UN TRY PROD UCE TAKEN IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS.
For NINETY DAYS FROM DATE,
-Elegant Table
C&a te stesred bjr all en eonpliinci witi Uia
Plating (jempaaj, .01 uces:rmt b'rect, ruiiadelpnia. sanauctarers cr t'ure Coin
Standard Silrer-Dated Ware, trill scaJ to anr one who rewires this notice, a Set of
Doctle Extra-Plated Silver Spoons, and crgicvc on each, epoofl any desired '
initial. You ars required to cut oat tac toiiuwia; Slircrware Qaupoa andxend it to 1
the abore Coananr. vita your cans end addres, and ouo 13 enclose witn it 75 eents
to pij all charges, including cost of cusratm- initialf, packing, boxing, nsd exprcu
eharpes. The Spoons will be sent b express (or coil, it you hare no express oaee,
and ddlrered in roar hands trithent farther criL Thee Spoons are rcarantel u ha
of ths but material, and eqiil to tho Uit
letrfrn the CoTEBinr will letifr:
urncs 07 aattoxxi. biltki i-litetc w., .si tCKtnot St.. rciladcipcli. FJ.
To whoia it raay Concern. The Spoons sent cat under this arrasnrnt
trt cuarantte are cf belt qcahty, first tesxUj plated with pars nlclel (the hardest
srhite metal known), and a double-extra plate of pare Coin-Standard Silrer added ca
top of the clcxel. thus readcrin; thea the very best Silrer-ruted Ware manufac
tured. TVe trill honor no order nh.ca does not contain tha Silverware Coupon, lid wa
trill not honcr ths CflBBOa SRcr rioetr dars from the date cf this paper.
ISisaed irATIOiTAI. 8ILVEK. PLATING CO.,
70-1 Chestnut St.. Philadelphia.
.. r ' w .
J-l-.W ! - J', mil .tJJVl.- ...
SH.V.EItWAItIi:
On receipt ef this Cccoon. toother nita
IieC express orni'.o;, cnravice and boxfas, va hcrchr :$rcs 13 scad U is ad
dress a set cf sur p urn Coin-Standard double-extra plated
SILVER
an! rn each Sroon rarrars any desired Initial.
the 75 cents sect us. und tha Suocii wiU Lo
Goodfi.rnlnftrdsTsrro'n date-tr this rre-. .tfreriratch tM C-npra Is null
ssdscii ISifinsdJ I7.iTI.ONAI. fcLLVEK PLATING CO..
701 C&eatnut St.railadelphls.
.. - ,. .,..-, i .... . ...j,
Shonld It be desired, any ere cf tho followlns articles will be sent ta
lieu of the Spoons on pajmeat T the following charge: Six solid steel
knives, b!ad: and handle cne soiid'ptece, best steel, double nickel and silver
plated, $2: six forks. double nickel and silrer plated. 35 cts. If all thesa
Roods are desired, enelone tho total charges, which will be 75 cts. for spoon.
2 for knives, and S5 cts. fcr forks total, S3.i5 thus securine for S3.0
vbat vrouli cost voa ranch more in nnr ctlier vnr. Ttpmpmhri- tHn-
each article, cscerjt knire3, T7tfl bo
desuad watoai tlra ess:.
BMPORTAMT FSGTECg.
This liberal cCirr holds (rood Tor only ninety dsvs frctn date, fiere'sru
It Isjo tho interest of ell who can secure iu benefits to rve f it that tacr
ere not rb-irrr-t b reanon ft the expiration or the time rpcci2cd. AU J.t
Uf J HU.XUJS Silverware should be addressed direct t J tha
Ii-ATIOIv&X. SH.VEK PLATING CO.,
llo. 704 Chestnut Etrcci;
PHILADELPHIA, VA.
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BK;0"V7"35T"VIXjXj
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-ai, hr-. 5 UH r "5 KKKra r ft.--d (.it
s1 Lassisa.
OHAELES NEIDHAET,
Manufacturer and Dealer In
nurfir aiiiEMi.n hhei ssBisi ,1 1 eb. reiuieiga i ses si sis si a u j.i
Kt(ElL.k9 I 1 I I CI IE Ii3 RIEB DM n ft n f hOT SlJSi S,l r 13 r 1
LC fl B CIS
II U UUilES.UlIU
It I LI I. J WSSblWII ! uvwiiiovsiw inni w - w .- . a w
TOMB STONES, TABU5 TOPS, &c, &c.
PTirrTM X TMTCIPRTC All orders
J-rlllj JJCjJUWJ Office and
FURNISHED M.
DEALER
& OsOiiSj rLYEi7Eb 1 OtOsfi
DRY
GOODS,
C3-KO OBBIBS,
Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes, Quccnsivavc, Glassware,
and all other articles kept in a general stock.
COUNTKYPKODXJCE
XAlOUiN' IIN" J&XCXXAlN'G-li: 1TOIS GOODS.
68 Main Street;, Brownvilie, Nebraska.
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IBTgf v$L?&k tSS' iss zsssivs&'jp-ts
IPERXT, !XE3iA.X3: COUNTY, NEBRASKA.
THE COUESE OF STUDY
Extends through five years two In the Elementary Normal, three In the Advanced Nor
tnal. It is the almof the School to secure thoroughness in scholarship, and skill and abil
ity in the special work of teaching.
FACULTY FULL. TUITION FREE.
First class Boarding Hall ; beantifnl location araplo buildings.
Fall term opened September 2nd ; "Winter term, January 0th, 1876; Spring t8rm, April 8tk
For Information addrew the Principal, ROBT. CTJTVEtT.
Silverware
MIo - j'c; conditions: The "falionsl Strrer I
SUvcr - PLtcd Wars Cade, as ths fullawi--
.. s. . . . L
.i-.-4.l J I . .
COUPON".
75 cents to cover nil chanret. ineM-
kl
SPOONS,
All cfcaree r t J rMti br
cUicrid at dLsua-tisu free of anir rl
....ii.ii. .r-, ,. t. rr.n .
cazraved WttU aay isiual
ffl
VTa hare tho Ixxt Tr-Hat!nn Gold U.itch in tho Market for Trading
rurposci. Tha metal Is a cutnixKi'.ion of other metal, so closely ra-
rniitHlHKUUIKHas uiooe&i j utiles
Cnd it dirticult to detect the differ
ence, except by a chemical test,
and It Is the best substitute forcokl
known. AMKMCA:S JIOVfiMKNT.
KXI'tXSION BALANCE. ISEAIT
TIFlI.I.Y KNIiltAVED Oil EN"
CIXE TURNED HINTING CASES,
and equal in appearand to a
COLD WATCH THAT
COSTS from Si 50 to
S200. It sell and trades readi
ly, fur from 60 to tloo, and if you
ft :sh a watch for your own use or to
niako money on, try this. Owincrto
ourlanra Bales, u a are enabled to
reJncotho priceof them toSI2 each
with an elegant Chain attach
ed s Tney are used on KaUruails, steam
er, and in Manufactories, and other
puces whero accurate timo Is required,
ai.d sues general satisfaction. We send
t hera by ilau or Express, on receipt of Hi.
to any part of the Country, or it will bo
sent C.O.D. when the customer desires
nnrt remits $j on account. These Elepintt
CHAINS neijh about Fifty rennrweishts,
and the same pattern in lmre ciM uouM
..w.ltM TI- . .11 t r . . w
But we sell the watch and Cham for $12. sont bv Mali in a Resist
tcred Packaee, post-Dald, to anv l"ot Offico n the United States.
;u iiw iiu;u "imout ino '.nam tor 5lu.
, CUntoa Place, tz Ho. 11 Schth Street. IT Z.
ISk!M &
&., riy ggvf
zerirw -i. ;iv
L-f&s? 'Sv k.rAjio
SQgjvXwgfr-qgg-gSg-N.'1"'
5HHl:iK-L, E
promptly lUIed.and satisfaction ctmranteed
Yard, Main street, bctw
eon O'th and 7th,
M. CONNEE, Traveling Agent.
IN
pfe Ifismv ra&
TO C iKy ((55
miQiw BsiDD r una Binrrp
CLOTHING,
WfHieJ Slfiiffll
TTITT
JIG UM
OP ITEBRASKA.
The University is located, at Lincoln, tha
capital of the State. Its organization con
templates tha amplest provision for liberal
education in all departments; but na yet tha
professional schools have not been estab
lished. It is open to both sexes. The Facul
ty, as at present constituted, is as follows:
EDMUND B. FAIRFIELD, S.T. D..LL.D.,
Chancellor, and Professor or Mental, Mor"-
al and Political Philosophy.
SAMUEL AUGHEY, A.M., Ph.D., Professor
of Xatnral Science.
II. E. HITCHCOCK, A.M.. Desnn of College
Facnlty, and Professor of Mathematics.
GEORGE E. CHURCH. A.M., Professor or
Lntiu Language and Literature.
GEORGE McMILLIX, A.M., Professor of
. Greek Language and Literature.
HIRAM COLLIER, A.M., LL.D., Professor af
Chemistry and Physics.
HARRINGTON' EMERSON. A.M.. Pmfes-
sorof French, German, Italian and Modem
Greek.
EDGAR S. DUDLEY, A.M.. 1st Lieut. U.S.
A., Professor of MilltnrvScionce and Tau-
tlcs.
G. E. WOODBURY, A.B., Professor of Rhot-
oric, English Literature and History.
GILBET E. BAILEY, M. S., Instructor in
Analytical and Agricultural Cuomlstry.
HARVEY CULBERTSOX, M.S., B.Ac.. Su
perintendent of the Model Farm, and
Teacher of Agriculture.
ELLEN SMITH, A.M.. Instructor in Latin
and Greek.
C. B. PALMER. A.M., Principal of the Latin
School Department.
Ixtiik Latin'Schooi. Dhpartjibnt;-students
may make thorough preparation for
entering tho Freshman Class In any of the
higher courses. Students ontering this de
partment are required to pass n fair examin
ation in spelling, reading, writing, common
school arithmetic, English grammar, de
scriptive geography, and history of tho Uni
ted States. Arrangements are made to fur
nish instruction in higher arithmetic, Eng
lish analysis, and physical geography.
Military DEPAitTMrcsT. Uniform dress
is very desirable in this deparlment; and
arrangements are made to secure the drew;
In this city at such a price as to make it less
expensive to the student than any ordinary
clothing of like finality.
Normal Class. During each term a Nor
mal Class will be formed for the special train
ing of thoss who wish to prepare themselves
for higher teaching; and instruction will bo
given in the Technics of the teacher's profes
sion by various members of the Faculty who
have had largo experience in this work.
Buildings. Etc. Tho reconstruction of
the buildings which lias been proposed will
add new impetus to the work of the Univer
sity, and that work will be in no way em
barrassed by the process of reconstruction.
Exi'KNSKrf. Tuition is absolutely free to
all. Each .student upon entering pays a Ma
triculation fee of $3 00. This is paid but once.
Each student also paysS'-'.W a term for Inci
dental expenses. This is only two-nfths ot
what Is charged In the Universities of Min
nesota, Iowa andKansas, and but two-ten ths
of what Is charged in some institution.
Board may be had in private families at
from $3.00 to &L0O a week. Students may
board themselves at much lets expense.
All books may be purchased here at a lib
eral discount from regular prices. The Uni
versity is provided with a valuable library,
apparatus, and cabinet.
Tho Academical Year Is divided Into three
terms, as follows : Fall Term opens Septem
ber is, 1S77, and clones December 21. Winter
Term opens January '', 1K7S, and closes March
10. Spring Term opoi March 'Zi, k"imI cloes
on the Hrst Wednesday or June, the day of
the Annual Commencement.
Students may be admitted at any thnr;
but It Is generally desirable that they should
be present at the opening of the term.
Catalogues may be had upon application
to tho Chancellor, or any member of tho
Faculty.
Great chance to make money. If
you can't get gold ytut can get
greenbacks. We need aporpoii In ev
ery town to take subrtcriptlons fortlie
Inrsest, chettpeftt and hmt Illustrated
family twhllcntlon In the world. Anv
one can !eeoin -i vuuvMrni i.....r
The most elegant works or art xlren free to sh
scrlbers. The price to so low that almost everybody
subscribes. One agent reports niaUlnjroverl a) m
a weeic. A lady ai?ent reports taking over lti sub
scribei-H In ten days. A n who engage make inoney
Ihxt. You can devote all yonr time to the business
or onlv your spare time. You need not be away
from home over nteht. You can do It as well as
others. Full particular;, directions aud terms free.
Klegant and e.xpenoive Outlit free. Ifxu w.mt
profitable work send us your address at once. It
costs nothintrto try the business. No one who en
pages fads to mBke great pay. Address "The Peo
ple s Journal." I'ortlai.d, ilalne.
IVrate JUraltir.
'l7EMt Waging.
lUjiuL a o -z iz&zrsr,
L t.n Vl f,I.
Ulli-i.l l'rlvnfe na'.' re, re.u'tin? ftnni tar ? n!uv4
or Infection f either N:x. Seminal WcHkiMMmprodt'tii.e
KmN-lon-s Lo ofSIoraorr. Jciptdrt-d .Mitlit, Lot
MBilllond or Impotenry, tniia Debility, permi
nenllycure.1; .IfeeaMof tui Bladder. KIJhcjs. Liter.
Lunr. AsUinn. CVsirh. Hle, nil Cbruok Dke&e an.l 1M.S
K.VSES OF FEMALES. jfcU to hk tmtimnt. lr.Oi.!i
Las had a lite-long Kjuriieuce, and rum nixie othen hii. 11a
bngoadoateof toe HeferaeJ SekonLasw do merrorr. h tha
farced practice la the V. S. INDIES reaniiing boument w"U
private home and hoard, all or write. Erjr cmiTreieiirefor
uieBb- Sjil fifty renU fornmpleof Rubier floods nml ir
colar of Important information b fipnw. VU. OLLS'H
FeoMh) PUb. 5 per B.. ConetUfcttioD free.
MAEEIAGE GUIDE 2KS.fftt
yrmms 31 mMdla aa4 of both Seim. on Ml Muemn of a ieita
nature. Valaabb adeire ta the marrU and Umm cen.ljn;
raamn?e. How to be healthy and tmly happy in the named rela
tion. EreryboJy ibeald t thi luui. l'rKe SO ttuU. ta u ad-
f!m!,VEUld.
A PHYSIOLOGICAL
IFiew i Marriage I
.ts.
iVi St SxFiWi& 3 wn&dciitial
..rrt -gapyirwaigicjujtt
sssfSpifo n2 & t'rti of Her
fL I J r Ut-Q- " 1-rTll i ii a "O TllCO'lial
JsJS VOuIdeto Wedlock i .1
ai jrranee on l.'u
mar-iase and 1 10
ru'ifltfurit. tlier-
Reoroduntirm and
o Uiseaaei! or wonra.
w j. uwts. Kir iir;T3ic riMisiu-
j!e rcatLup SO pajei, pr.ca
n, i, HRiVATEMEDICL ADVISERI
in.
i.mfll
Arjuse,
Ercesfea. or Secret XMi r a.-ws. .-ii:i u U.t
liHmn. oi nirp, hh .aejwree. p'ir. :) cl.
A CLIIilCAL LECTUKSo in" abovr diteae end
mom or the Throatamt Lungs, Catorrhuraura.tu
Opium Habit.&e prlee- W et.
Litherbook rnt postpaid on rM!ept of pric?:or"t1.re?,
Containintf.VXlMCr.. h. untifti; v .: utratrft. tor ;.3r'.
Address JDE. BUTTS, Ao.I2X.6th St. St.Lou. JCo.
- Book-keepers, Kcporters,
f Operators, School Tcachors
SJ4
At Grtat Mercantile Collese, Keokuk, Iowa.
h tint easily earned In these times,
but it ran be made in three mi. nil. -s
byanyoneofeithersex.lnanypart
of the country who fe willing t.j
work steadily at the employment
that we furnish. $H per week m
bKi"S&
ments. "VVehnveaent.s who are making over 3
perday. All whoengaseatoneecan makemonev
fast. At the present time money cannot be tuado
so easily and rapidly at any other buinM. It
cost nothing to try the botdness. Terms and M
OutHtfree. Addreed at oucv. 11. IlAU.icr-r.a-f..
Portland. Maine.
23-3yI
BROWriVIIiLE
Fcrry and Transfer
COMPANY.
Havlag a first claas Steam Pewy. aad ewala.7
and controiiai: the Traasfer Liae Iroa
BKOWSTILLE TO PHELPS,
we are prepare! toreadereatiresnUslHctraitiM tu
transfer or Freight and Paaseagers. We ran I
regular liaeet u
" ? A ,ore at the TrsmAr ,.
VBIiull 1
m A
r?ft a be. sin
G53 SR5JV
WJOf?
J. Sosiiow, am. tope.