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Good Resolutions.
Ttroswhen the toddling baby year
lis greeting to the world was giving,
I shed a melancholy tear
And vowed to change my mode of living.
"My wicked ways I'll mend," methought;
"To bo sedate I'll now endeavor;"
But all my sohemcs buvo oomo to naught,
I Etill remain as bad as ever,
Methought, "I waste my morns In bed
(I seldom rose till 12 or later),
Which laziness It must bo said
Full often agitates my paler.
"Anon at 5 a. m. 111 rluo,
At once from these late hours I'll Bover;"
But (let It not excite surprise)
I still turn out as late as over.
"IsTow, as to cash affairs, I tear
I'm past all remedy," I pondered,
"I grieve to think that all lastycar
No end of coin I rashly squandered.
Oh Fortuno ! one chance more I crave;
Oh heart! be prudent, now or never.
Atonce I'll try what I can save"
Alas! I'm Just as poor as ever.
Ah me! with grief my mind's beset.
And duns continue still to storm me ;
I'm Justus hopelessly In debt.
And long for some one to reform me.
Though conscience knocks, 'tis all In vain,
I thought myseif extremely clever.
My plans went wrong, and I remain
As big a reprobate as ever.
THE POLAR CAVITY.
Amcricns Symmes Explainslils Theory
Amerlous Symmes, a oltfzon of Jef
ferson County, Ivy., who has been
much talked of by the press of Amer
ica, believes that this earth is hollow
and habitable within, and that, after
Bailing to a certain degree of north
latitudo, a ship then goes into tho
earth, where tho other world exlats.
We copy a rocont letter from him to
the Louisvillo Courier- Journal :
In your pnper of a late date I see a
piece headed "Howgato'a Polar Colo
ny," in which is given his plan of ap
proaching the pole by slow approach
es say five years, stopping for the
llrst year up at about tho eighteenth
degree of north latitude and spending
one year, nnd then going say up to
tho eighty-fourth or fifth, and remain
for another year, and bo on for three
or four moro years, until the men will
become so hardened to the cold that
they may finally reaoh tho polo. He
seems to have no idea of tho
"Symmes theory,'' or if he had he
nover alludes to the possibility of its
being worthy of notice, although Cap
tains Parry, Ross, Hall, Tys"on and
Dr. Kano's explorations in the ex
treme north go farther to provo tho
Symmes theory true than that of Sir
Isaac Newton. A Mr. Julius Payer
has also written a letter to tho New
York Herald, giving his views of the
best way to ".Reach the Pole1' upon
tho supposition that the Newtonian
theory is tho ouly correct one, and
that it must bo one vast solitude of
eternal; ice up to the ninetieth de
gree north. I wonder if either of the
above mentioned persons over read an
account of Capt. Parry's third voyage
to the North, in which he was told
that In this voyage ho "must go to
' the pole,' and to prepare himself fully
.for the purpose. He then said he
must have reindeer, as the Esquimaux
, dogs were too slow to propel sledges
-from where ho would have to leave
his vessel. So reindeers were pro
cured for him, and tho some kind of
sledges or small boats that the Lap
landers use, with bottoms shaped as
sled-runners, butmado water-tight,
so that if they break through the Ice
they will not sink.
He had plenty of food for the deer
put on board, and away he Bailed for
tho North Pole, and forced his vessel
ns far north as about the eightieth or
eighty-first degree of north latitude,
and then took to the ice with his
small boats or sledges. He did not
travel moro than one degree north
ward before ho came to a spaoe of
opeti water, so of course he could not
use his deer beyond that point. He
then told his men (he had six men to
eaoh boat) that they must go on to
the pole, and the deer was no more
thought of; but they paddled their
little boats across tho open water to
the next oake of Ice and went on
northward, and tho farther they
went the more open water they found,
much to their astonishment. They
also found the ice getting "few and far
between" oaoh cake, and as they
wore in mid-ocean with only small
boats, when a storm would arise they
would pull their boats upon the ice
and thus outride the storm; but when
they got to 82 degrees they meaaured
the ice and found it only (four feet
thiok, and when up to 82 degrees on
ly three feet, and when up to 82$ de
grees they oould find no ice strong
enough to bear the weight of their
little boats, and the sun so hot as to
melt the tar out of tho seams of their
boats, and small flies came on board ;
so they were obliged to return. Capt.
Parry Bays ho had "three weeks of as
fine sunshiny weather as he ever saw,
and it was all open water before him."
no also made frequent mention of
warm winds coming from the north ;
- all of whloh Is in exact conformity to
tho Symmes theory, for it eaya an
open Polar sea will be found at or
about the 83 deg. of north latitude,
and does not Parry prove it so ? It also
says .that more water fowls and wild
animals will be found up there than
anywhere else in creation ; and did
not Kane's expedition find open wa
tet at the 82 deg., and water fowls so
abundant that in shooting a single
bullet among them would kill two or
throe every shot, and they found
their nests so thiok on the mountain
side that they could have gathered a
wagon load of eggs, and a gale blew
for thres days dlreotly from tho north
and came bo warm as to melt much of
the snow and Ice that they naa trav
eled over when going north, and they
gathered many kinds of grasses and
flowers, and took them baok to the
vessel to show Dr. Hane what an
open country they had found yet in
spite of all this, who has any confi
dence In the Symmes theory.
Did not Capt. Boss, when In high
aortbern latitudes, make mention of
warm winds coming out of the North
that melted the Bnow and loo about
blm and far south of him? Could
these warm winds oome out of suoh a
oountfy as Sir Isaao Newton repre
sents it to be? Could water fowls and
flowers flourish there either? Are
Parry, Ross and Kane to be believed ?
Did not Capt. Hall push his way
northward in his steam vessel Polaris
through the Ice up to 82 degreos 16
minutes, and found open water plen
ty, and would have gone farther but
for his old drunken sailing master,
Buddington, whose heart it was prov
en was not in the expedition, and
swore "he'd bo damned If the vessel
should go any further," and made
them go Into winter quarters at 81 de
grees 38 minutes, where, during the
next summer, tbey caught birds, but
terflies, caterpillars, spiders, bugs,
beetles, and many smaller Insects re
ported on in Washington, after their
return, by Dr. Blssels, who was with
the expedition, yet who believes in
tho SymmeB theory? Is Dr. Blssels
to be believed? After Capt. Hall
went into winter quarters at 81 degs.
38 min., he took a Bled-ride north
ward of only fifty miles, and came to
an open Ben, while ho encamped for
two days, and while there he wrote
his last dispatch to the Seoretary of
the Navy, In which he says: "I find
this a much warmer country than I
expected, and It abounds with life
seals, game, geese, duoks. muskcattlo,
wolves, foxeB, deer, rabbits, partridg
es, lemings, etc." Snipe, plover and
all kinds of wading birds, and ono
squirrel were caught.
He also said ; "I can Eee land and
water as far north as seventy miles,
or up to 83 deg. 5 min., and I Bee a
dark, nimbus cloud, which seems al
ways there, and prevents my deter
mining whether it is land or water
beyond." That dark uimbUB cloud
hung over the open Polar sea up at 83
deg. 5 min., which Is in exaot accord
ance with tho Symmes theory, as be
fore stated.
Anothor faot about that open Polar
sea took place on board the Polaris,
when Buddington refused to go any
farther north with her, and that Is,
when they were to turn back, Mr.
Moher, who wbb one of the sclentlfio
corps, said ho would like to measure
tho dlstunce from tho vessel up to a
certain water cloud that was seen in
tho north, under whioh they wore all
agreed tho open Polar sea must be. So
he got out his instruments, and first
found the position of the vessel,
whioh lay at 82 degrees and 9 minutes,
and then said it was juBt sixty-four
miles up to the cloud, and as sixty
nino miles is a degree, and they were
at 82 deg. 9 min., tho sixty-four miles
shows that tho open sea was at or
about the 83 deg., as laid down In the
Symmes theory, which proves that
part of the theory true by actual
measurement, and yet in all the plans
that have been mentioned to reach the
pole, no allusion is made to the prob
ability of the Symmea theory being
true, when there la moro evidenco of
its truth than of any other theory.
Another strong evidence of its truth
is proven by all explorers, who say
that during the fall season of the year
all tho -wild anlwab go uurtk nnd re
turn in the spring, fat, and bringing
their young with them. What does
that mean ? Would they go to a oool
er climate to produce their young and
get fat? Certainly not, but must pass
over the verge and into a warmer
country, suoh as Capt. Symmes says
will bo certainly found beyond the
eighty-third degree of north latitude.
If Capt. Nares had staid the second
Bummer up north, as he was prepared
to do, he would have realized a very
different state of affairs; for it Is
nearly always tho case that one ex
treme follows another, and the next
would have been Buch as Parry, Boss,
Dr. Kane-, Hall and Tyson found
when they were up there for where
they found open water he found ice.
He must have struck such a winter
up there as we .had hero laBt winter,
for the oldest Inhabitant cannot recol
lect when navigation on the Ohio was
suspended for forty days on acoountof
the ice. Suppose a gentleman should
have left New York last winter to go
to New Orleans by water from Pitts
burg, as thousands have done before,
and when he arrived at Pittsburg in
the middle of last Deoember and
found the river frozen up, and waited
two, three or four weeks, and it was
still frozen, his patience would give
out, and he, like Capt. Nares, would
return to New York and say that the
thing is impossible.
Was not the winter previous to the
last so open that navigation was not
Impeded three days from Pittsburg to
New Orleans? Suoh, no doubt would
have been the case had Capt. Nares
staid north for another Beason, as he
was preparing to do. I hope the bill
appropriating $50,000 for another ex
pedition, that is Inthe hands of the
Naval Committee, will pass, and an
other steam vessel be fitted out for that
porpose, that will leave New York the
last of June next, and if 6ho should
find too muoh Ice to prevent her
reaching the open Polar Bea, let a par
ty of men follow tho wild animals
northward In tho fall, and they will
lead them Into Capt. SymmeB' new
world, where the climate Is warm and
genial; or, if they oan't sail In with
their vessels, let them not be alarmed
when they pass the polar attraction,
and their compass points south when
they think they are going north, for
they will then have passed over the
verge and into the hollow of the
earth, and If they keep on they will
oome out into the this world again at
tho south pole.
Did not Capt. Waddell go upon a
south exploring expedition a few
years ago, and found an open Porlar
sea, as in tho north, and when enter
ing it found his compass had reversed
Its position, and was pointing north
when he thought he was going south
ward, and became alarmed and turned
baok, when, If he had followed on, bb
his compasB dlreoted, he would have
oome out at the north pole, and would
have proved the Symmes theory true,
whioh eayB the earth is hollow, and
no doubt habitable within. What a
grand discovery will be made if thej
next exploring expedition will send
out a set of men that properly under
stand the SymmeB theory.
AMEBICTJS SYMilES.
Bulgarian Women.
A recent English book on Turkey
has the folowing : 'We passed thro'
a busy hive of reapers, who were cut
ling the produot of those ohemical
substances, and who "were nearly all
Bulgarian women. Wo were going
up a hill at the time, and I had left
my 'infernal maohine' to enjoy tho
pleasure of stretching my IegB and
counting my bruises, when I saw sev
eral of the young women hastening
toward me. Feeling that it would "be
ungallant to turn my baok on so fair
a charge, I stopped, determined to see
it out at all hazards. On they came,
with laughing lips and sparkling eyes,
as I stood wrapt In expectant wonder,
for they were so many. Soon I wob
surrounded: What might be the cus
toms of tho country, or what might
be expected of me, I knew not, and I
felt that, could my friends at homo
see me at this moment, my situation
would be ludicrous in the extreme.
But now my hands were kissed, ono
foot was raised nnd the sole of my
foot was rubbed with ears of oorn, to
signify that it waa the desiro of these
brown damsels that I might forever
walk on plenty. This -pcatical con
sideration for my welfare deserved
some return, bo I distributed some
small Jcoins among them, and was
laughingly released.
Stato Rights Inyndcd
How suddenly the Southern horror
of Federal troops vanishes when the
boot is on the other leg! Almost as
soon as tho strike on the Baltimore
and Ohio Road oocurred, the Governor
of West Virginia called on the Presi
dent for troops to suppress it. The
militia of a whole State wbb not suffi
cient to overcome the employes of a
single road ; and it seems there was
no law for calling them out, if they
had boeneflloient.
The alaority, too, with which the
President obeyed the call was remark
able, in the light of very recent
events. But the other day, bb it were,
the lawful Governors of two States
called upon the President for assist
ance to sustain themselves against
armed Insurrection ; but the President
refused to gant it, under the miserable
excuse that the United States Govern
ment was not competent to oarry out
the provisions of its Constitution, but
that he must yield to tho inevitable.
Yet another Governor calls upon him
for troops, not to preserve the lawful
government, but to suppress a strike
against a gigantlo and oppressive mo
nopoly, and he at onoe sends forth
troops to shoot down laboring men
who aro contending for bread for their
families. Perhaps it can be Bhown
that he was pledged to this in the Re
publican platform, and In his letter of
acceptance. Kansas Chief.
Take Your County Paper.
Do the oity pnperB say anything In
je2n.rd In your own oountty ? Notb
ing. Do they contain notices of your
schools, meetings, ohurohes, improve
ments, and hundreds of other Iooal
matters of Interest which your home
paper publishes vithout pay? Not
an item. D -they over say a word
oaloulated to draw attention to your
country and aid In its progress and
enterprise? Not a line. And there
are men who take such contracted
views of this matter that, unless, they
are getting as many square incues of
reading matter in their own as they
do 13 a city paper, they think they
are not getting tho worth of their
money. It reminds us of a man who
took tho largcBt pair of boots in the
box because the price was the same as
the pair, much smaller, that fitted
him.
a t cm
The Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser
corrects a statement that has been
going the rounds that one-fifth of the
land in the State still belongs to the
United States. The different land of
fices, it says, are now busily engaged
in preparing lists of the Government
land, and it is moro than probable It
will be found that tho Government
owns only one-eighth of Che area of
the Stato. A great deal of the land is
poor, but many valuable tracts are
still unlocated.
A young lady and gontleman dis
puting upon a subject, tho lady tart
ly remarked :
"Sir, we can nover agree in any
thing." "You are wrong, madam," Bald he.
"If you were to go Into a room in
whioh there were two beds, a woman
in one and a man in the other, with
whom would you sleep ?"
"With tho woman of conrao." re
plied she emphatically.
"So would I," replied the gent.
Tho English papers state that al
though the Mohammedans of India
are not apparently much interested in
the Rus80-Turkish war, proclama
tions concerning the dangers which
threaten Islam are circulating among
them. Some of these addresses are
sent from Mecca and some from Delhi.
A woman In Omaha was choked al
most to death, and entirely destroyed
her power of speeoh, tho otrier day,
by swallowing a gaiter buttoTi. We
have said a thousand times ttjatsome
seiiouB trouble would yet cope of this
custom of Omaha women unbutton
ing their shoeB with their teeth.
Two sable philosophers took shelter
under the same tree during a heavy
shower. After some time one of them
complained that he felt the rain.
Neber mind,' replied the other, 'dar's
plenty of trees. When dis un am wet
fro we'll go to anoder.1
The United Statea ooouples the
third plaoe in the list of hop-growing
countries, Germany taking the lead
and England ranking seoond.
A little boy disputing with his sis
ter on some Bubjeot, exolalmed : 'It's
true, for ma says so; and if ma says
so, it Is so, if it ain't so.'
PAK2E 2IATTERS.
White Holland Turkeys. This
variety of turkeys Ib becoming more
popular as the publio becomes better
aoquainted with their excellent table
qualities and beauty; for certainly a
large, clean, healthy white turkey is
as beautiful a fowl as anyone oould
wish to see. They are pure white in
plumage, with pink IegB, and of good
Bize, though not so large as the bronze,
and yet large enough for market ; and
we are told are as hardy, and stand
our severe ohanges of temperature In
winter better than any other variety.
The feathers are nearly equal to geese
feathers for sale, and will bring almost
as muoh if carefully selected, and the
large feathers stripped. Poultry Jour
nal and Record.
Pro Pens. Keep the pens olean
and well ventilated. Dry earth Is one
of the best and oheapest and most ef
fective absorbants, dlBinfeotants and
purifiers. Use It freely every day.
The liquid manure saved by its use
will pay for the labor. But this is
nothing compared with the increased
health of tho pigs and their freedom
from scours and other diseases arising
from foul pens.
Cucumber Pickles. Cutoff your
cuoumbera with a sharp knife, and a
void bruising them as muoh as possi
ble. The plokle : To one gallon of al
cohol put seven gallons of water ; and
to one barrel of piokles, put two table
spoonfuls of pulverized alum ; place
your pickle in the barrel, and then
wash your oucumbers clean and drop
the min ; then oover them with a clean
cloth, being careful to have the cloth
oover them all up. As fast as the
oloth collects tho slime from them,
wash it and replace it over the oucum
bers. The cloth must be washed at
least once a week, as long as any
Bourn or slime rises. The vinegar
made In this way oan be used for ta
ble use, or any other use that vinegar
is used for, after the pickles aro used
out. Inter-Ocean.
Canker Worms. It is claimed that
a slight shock given to an apple tree
will Bend canker worms Bplnnlng'to
the ground, and further that if once
off, these crawling pests could make
no headway over dry, loose soil, pro
viding their course was up hill. A
complete barrier to their return is
formed by heaping up dry ashes about
the trees. Farmers that are suffering
from the havoo of the oanker worm
should try this simple experimentand
report the result.
The Kerry Cow. This descrip
tion of the Kerry breed Is from the
London Live Stock Journal:
The Kerry oow is a remarkably
grateful feeder, or in other words will
live on the commonest and scantiest
diet, and when her lot falls Into pleas
ant places will yield a bountiful laote
al return for tho generous keep. Ev
erywhere and under all olroumstances
oho baa lUo cepUtutlOU Of DGIllg OU OX-
oellent milker. The average yield of
milk produced by the Kerry cow be
longing to a gentleman who for many
years has paid great attention to his
breeds, says R.-O. Prlngle, in his re
view on Irish Agrioulture, Is twelve
quarts daily, and the average yield of
butter from six to eight pounds per
week. Some of tho cows havo pro
duced moro, but tho quantities stated
have been above the average. Prlngle
considers this to be a large yield, con
sidering the size of tho animal and
the small amount they consume. A
Kerry oow was known to have been
kept for five years in a stable in Dub
lin, having had only two calves dur
ing the period, yet was scarcely ever
dry, and kept up a full supply of milk
for a large family.
Saddle-Galls. To prevent saddle-galls,
tho saddle should be lined
with some smooth, hard substance.
Flannel or woolen cloth Is bad. A
hard, finished, smooth rawhide lin
ing, similar to those of tho military
saddles, Is preferable. Then, if the
saddle Is properly fitted to the horse's
baok, there will be no galls unless the
horse Is very hardly used. Galls
should be washed with soap and wa
ter, and wet with a solution of three
grains of copperas or blue vitriol to
one tablespoonfulof water, whioh will
haTden the surface, and help to res
tore the growth of the skin. White
hairs growing upon galled spots can
riot bo prevented. Nebraska Farmer.
Coddling Moth. Tho most suc
cessful fruit-growers, East and West,
have decided that there Is no better
remedy for the coddling moth than to
pasture hogs in tho orohard, to eat the
wormy apples and the worms therein.
If the orohards are too large for the
number of hogs kept, sheep are turn
ed in. If we will all unite in this sys
tem, we shall soon seo its good results.
There is no doubt about its being ef
fective. Rural ITome.
Beef Loaf. 1 pounds lean steak
ohopped very fine, 2 eggs, I dessert
spoonful salt, pepper, and 1 small cup
rolled oraoker; mix well and form in
a loaf, and put bits of butter around
on the top, and bake. This is a nice
relish, cold, Bliced, for lunoh or tea,
and 1b not bad when just from the
oven.
Lamp Smoke. To prevent the
smoking of a lamp, soak the wlok in
strong vinegar and dry It well before
using it. It will then burn olear and
pleasant, and give muoh satisfaction J
for the trouble of preparing It.
An old colored preaoher was leotor
Ing a youth of his fold about the sin
of danolng, when the latter protested
that tho Bible plainly said, 'There Is
a time to dance.1 Yes, dar am a time
to dance,' eaid the dark divine, 'and
It's when a boy gits a whlppin' for
gwine to a ball.'
It Is when the mercury In the ther
mometer is galivanating among the
nineties that It la a common sight to
see men ooming from behind sample
room screens wiping the perspiration
from their mouths.
Sandwiches.
"What do the Arabs of tho desert
llvo on, pa ?' asked a roguish little
girl of her father.
"Fudge I Nelly, that's an old co
nundrum. They live on tho sand
which is (sandwlohes) there."
"Yes ; but, pa, how do they ."get
them ?"
"Well, really, Nelly, I give it up."
"Why, pa, don't you know that the
sons of Ham were bred and mustered
in the wilderness ?''
"Come, come, my daughter, that is
too killing. Don't say another word."
"Oh, yes ; do tell mo what they eat
on their elndwlches."
"Eat on 'em ! Why, what do they
eat on them ?"
"Butter, to be sure."
"Butter ?" "How do they get but
ter?" "Why, you know, pa, that when
Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of
salt, all the family but her ran Into
the wilderness."
Two country attorneys overtaking a
wagoner on the road, thinking to
break a joko with him, asked him
why his fore hore was so fat, and the
rest bo lean. The wagoner, knowing
them to be limbs of the law, replied :
The fore horse was a lawyer and the
rest were his olients.'
A negro having been brought up be
fore a magistrate, and oonvioted of pil
fering, the magistrate began to remon
strate. 'Do you know how to read ?'
Yes maBsa little.' 'Well, don't you
ever make use of the Bible ?' Yes,
massa, strap him razor on him some
times.' Some men never can take a joke.
There was an old dootor, who, when
asked 'what is good for mosquitoes ?'
wrote baok : 'How do you suppose I
oan tell unless I know what alls the
mosquito ?'
The man who is curious to Bee how
the world could get along without
him, oan find out by stioking a cam-
brio ne'e die into a mill-pond, and then
withdrawing It and looking at the
hole.
A Baltlmoro belle, just from Vas3ar
College, when told by a waiter in a
restaurant that they had no gooseber
ries, exclaimed : 'Why, what has
happened to the goose ?' The waiter
wilted.
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10 xne enervated Doay.
FOR DYSPEPSIA it is INVALUABLE
Jinny eminent physicians have doubted whether
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The SEA WEED TONIC in Its nntiire is to
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supplies her deficiencies. 4wl
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Fever and Atcuo, the
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SIMMON'S
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REST7LAROR
The Cheapest, Purest, and Bet Fva
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For DYSPEPSIA. CONSTIPATION. Jaundice.
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This unrivaled Southern remedy ! -wjirranted
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an all-vle Providence has placed in countries
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nil Disease canned by Dcrnncenicnt of the
I The SYMPTOMS of iiver complaint aro a bitter
uuu iuicui laomouia; i-a in the Back, Slues
or Jonts. often mistaken for Rheumatlum: Sonr
Momnch: toss of Appetite; Bowel alternately
costlvoandlax: neadache; Loss of Memory, wttn
a painful sensation of having failed to do some
thing which ought to have been done; Debility
Low Spirit, a thick yellow appearance of tho
akin and eyes, a dry Cough often mistaken for
Consumption.
Sometimes many of these symptoms attend tho
dtseaie. nt others very few; but the Uver.the lanc
et organ In the body, is generally the seat of tho
uigease.anu it not iieguiatea in time, creat suffer
ing, wretchedness and DEATH will en?ue.
I can recommend as an efficacious remedy for
disease of the Liver. Heartburn and Dyspepsia.
Simmons Liver Regulator.
LEWIS G. WILDER,
1625MaaterStreet.
Assistant Post Master. Philadelphia.
"We have tested Its virtues personally, and know
that for Dyspepsia. Blllionsness. and ThrobblnK
Headache, It U the best medicine the world ever
saw. We have tried forty othor remedies before
Simmons' Uver Regulator, but none or thom avo
us more than tempornry relief: but the Iteguator
not only relieved, but cured us." Ut. Ttiegrnph d
JTctsencer, Mucon, Ga.
Manfcctured by
J.H.ZELIN&CO.,
MACON, GA.. nnd PHILADELPHIA.
Itcontalns fourmedlcal elements never unltedtn
the same happy proportion In any other prepara
tion, viz: a gentle Carthartic. a wonderful Tonic,
on unexceptionable Alterative and certain Correc
tive or all impurities of the body. Soch signal suc
cess has attended Its use, thnt It is now regarded a3
THE EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC
For all diseases or tho Liver. Stomach and Spleen.
As a remedy In
MALARIOUS FEVERS. BOWEL COMPLAINTS,
DYSPEPSIA. MENTAL DEPRESSION. RK&T-LESSNESS.JAI'NDirF.NArSKA.SICKHKAD-ACnE,
COLIC, CONbTIPATION and BILLIOUS
NEPS, IT HAS NO EQUAL.
f7 A TTVTCi A7" As there are numerous Im-
lie. we would caution the community to bay no
Powders or Prepared SIMMONS' LIVER REOU-
iviuic, unless in our engraved wrapper, witn tno
trade mark, stamp and signature unbroken. None
other Is genuine.
J. II. ZELTC &. CO.,
21 neon, Ga., nnd Philadelphia.
Your valuable medicine, Simmons' Liver Regu
lator, has saved me many Doctors' bills. I use It
for overy thing It Is recommended, and novor knew
It to fall. I have used It In Colic awl Grubbs, with
my mules and horses, giving them about half a bot
tle at a time. I have not lost one that I cave It to.
You can recommend It to every one that has Stock
as being the best raedlcineKnownforall complaints
that horse-flesh Is heir to.
E.T. TAYLOR.
22yl AgentTor Grangers of Oeorgta.
2s AI X-i-
All Persons nt n distance treated 1
Mall-vritli Perfect Success by deserll
lug-their symptoms.
(Send for our large and beautifully Illustrated pa
por, sent free to any address.
DR. TOWNSENS'S
(Why? Because Inhala
rAf AB0T7 Illation is the only way
LrXil irCrbH Mliat the Air PawwKen
Wi il'Ji Iohii ne reached, and fa
mil in, l mi imnwicreitarrh Ian disease of the
nr-r. -.r .-r-n . r.-r. ' AtTPaStaRMOf the llCad.
.yJS.2SAK?. A s.?E-!VsethlstreHtmentaswe
A:LT,i.?f5r.eatluKP?tients direct. which Is easyand
by Mall. Please write and pleasant, and wo Roar
JeEcrlbe your symptoms.ianteo a perfect CUREot
1 Catarrh.
Bronchitis !
Why? For the same
'reason as given above.
The Bronchial Tubes
, areslmply conductors to
carry air to the Lungs.
ALL PERSONS TI1AT hence Inhalation must
read this ore invited to go direct to the seat 'if
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per. sent free to any ad- we guarantee to CCRK
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ASTHMA !S
Why? Because Asthma
Is u contraction of the
Bronchial Tubet). caused
by inflammation and Ir-
rinuwi oi cue hiucuh
membrane lining the
Bronchial Tubes. Use
Oxygenated Air as we
will direct and we will
warrant n CL'RK. We
have cured cases of JO
years standing.
WE nrARANTEE TO
Pneumonia. Neu
ralgia, nnd nearly all oth
er severe attacks when all
other remedies fall.
onsiimiDtion.
Can be cured. "Why?
Because ive havc-cered
hundreds of easea, some
of them being given
bb i over to uie iy aiipnysi-
clans of other scbuolH ot
practice. Consumption
WEi" a disease of the Air
jjjj. passages, and over two
DYSPEPSIA
CURE. Liver nnd
ney complaints are efrec-"""S, Zl,. CMiT . '
tunllv reached bv Oiv-Brtllnll:.v
tunlly reached
by Oiy-
genated Air.
guarantee a cure it you
will cometn season.
BLOOD
Pr.Townsend's Oxygen
ated Air will purify the
blood In one-third the
time that any other
known remedy can.
Why? Because to Inhale
Oxygenated Air it go
direct to the Lungs and
GANGERS
-ASD
passes through the tw-
sues and comes tn direct
contact with the blood
as Jt Is forced Into tho
Lungs by the action of
TUMORS ills
theneart. AiitneDiooa
our veins returns to
the heart every four
minutes if the blood is
coed, nnd forced from,
tho heart to the longs,
and tho moro Oxygen
you inhnlelnto the lungs
the more you purify th
blood. When Oxygen
CURED without cutting
or drawing blood, with
very llttleorno pain. Any
person troubled with Can
cer andTnmorswlIlpIease,
wrllp fnr tPitlmnninlK Ar ComCS In contact With
from natlpnta curpd. Wi 'ho Impurities in the
warrant a perfect cure.
blood It carbonises and
burns, causincr the Mood
to be heated so that it
W.M. Park, M.D. SSSJTWSIS
Xlt Ol inC mlem If -.- Kl,l
MCCLELLAN TT. . A. U nnra run raniu.) ha
Hospital, Philadelphia, sick. We drive Mercu
Pa., who nas been so sue- ry and all otherl mptul
cessful throughout New. ties out of the Mood.
Englund in the cure or We guarantee to purify
Cancers and Tnmors.'the blood in one-third
takes charge of this de-.the time of any other
partment. iknown remedy.
Address all letters as heretofore,
E. 3T. TOTTNSEND, IX.X.
122 High-st., Providence, R. I.
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There are unprincipled persons In Boston and
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