T?W - V"3JT T-iA '5: ' A., , v oi Nell Explains. Dkah Tjcddy 3flie morning's delictus. The sunbeams are dozzlingly brlcht, Tbedetir 111 tie sparrows chirp gnyiy ; Forgive mo for flirting last night . JJut Bruno Seabergti Isn't "Ilruno" The funniest kind of a name? i"A bear' and ho looks something like one For my conduct yas greatly to blame. He told me and you were so huffy You flow or to Laura Vuu Ness; Her charms I never could discover. With eyes Just as green as her dress) That I thought so I Ted, dear you shouldn't You do not look well in a rage. And Charley I mean Mr. Sarshull I hadn't seen him In an age. And the flowers that Arthur Lee gave mo Now, Teddy, I beg you bo good, I've explained every thing, I am sure, denr, m And hopo'you have quite undenlood; And I'll ww that In futuro I'll never And if I am naughty agnlu 'Tis the loveliest day for a drive, Ted, You'll find mo all ready at ten. Margaret Eytinyc. Naming a Twins. A friend of Butterwicks, who staid at hia house a short time after the twins vvyro born, overheard the fol lowing conversation between the fond parents one night after all hands had retired. He was lu the adjoining room. Mrs. B. What shall we call the twins, Henry dear? Mr. B. Oldunno ; almost any good names. How would Mosea and Aaron do, or Cjtlp and Abel ? Mas. B. You ought to be ashamed of you.raelf to want to name one of your own ohlldren after a murderer!, you might have hunted the whole Bible through without fludiug any thing worse ! B. O well, oall them Shadrach, Meshno and Abednego, then. Mrs. B. You know very well that there are ouly two twins, and that they can't have three names divided equajly between them. I hate scrip ture names anyhow. I want to call them after some distinguished mau. B. Well, name one of them Butler and the other Schurz. Mrs. B. I'd rather die on the spot than have a child of mine named af ter an undergarment. B. How'll Bismarck and GutakoiF suit you? -Mrs. B. Butterwiok, you know I can't abide those German names. You would lufliot a curse on your In nooent boy If you would send him through the world with such a name as Gutobakoff Butterwiok you know very well you would. I prefer an American name one that belongs to this country. B. Very well, then call one of 'em Spotted Tall, and the other Hole-In-The-Day. Those are Indigenous to this continent. Mrs. B. Mr. Butterwiok, if you are going to turn the subject into ridicule I will get up and dress myself and go down stairs. You shan't insult me to my face anyhow. You know well enough that I meant some white Amerloan names. B. How would Smith and Jones answer? Mrs. U. I'd rather bury both of them in one grave. Why don't you suggest some distinguished American name ? B. O, all right, there's Benedlot Arnold, aud Martin Van Buren. Mrs. B. They shall never have those names with my consent. B. How about Adams ? Mrs. B. That's only one name and there are two babies. B. Well, call one "A" and the other "Dams." Mrs. B. Mr. Butterwiok, If you use language like that again, I'll go borne to my mother's this very night. B. Well, theu, if you must have the names of celebrated Americans, call one "Tilly Slowboy " and the oth er Toodles." Mrs. B. Were they prominent men? I don't remember of having heard about them before. B. Why, my dear, they both sign ed the Declaration of Independence, and Slowboy was Vice President un der Washington. If you want straight out Revolutionary patriots, those are your men. Mrs. B. What did Mr. Toodles do? B. Louisa, I am surprised at your ignorance! Don't you know that he commanded the army at Valley Forge? Mrs. B. I don't think much of their names, anyhow ; name over aome others. B.-Lemme see. There's Mephls topheles, and Mrs. B. What did yeu aay he did? B. Why he commanded the frigate Constitution in the war of 1812, and he was killed while nailing the Amer ican flag to the mast. Mrs. B. And you want to name one of your ohlldren after him ? B. Certainly. Why not? !Noble old patriot! did he not die in defense of- Why, Louisa, what are you going to do? Mrs. B. Why, I'm going to quit this house, and take the twins with me and stay away forever. I know just as well as you do that Mephisto- pheles is another name for the devil. I've seen him at the opera. It's per fectly infamous for you to suggest euoh a name for your own flesh and blood. I don't believe in your Slow boys or your Toodles, either. I'm certain that you've been telling scan dalous stories, and now I'm going to Jeave, Then Butterwiok was heard to ubo a persuasive tone with Mrs. B., and finally she made it up with him. The twins were eventually baptised by the names of John and Henry. Max Alder in New YorJt Weekly. i A Ludicrous Mistake, Some ludicrous mistakes are nar rated about the oocupanta of the suites of rooms at theNatIonal,Hotel, Wash ington, whioh opened upon the little balls, uniform in appearance, connect ed, by long corridors, and which were furnished alike. One night Senator Mangum, of North Carolina then Pres ident proltem of the Senate, a digni fied gentleman of the old sohool, had returned from a party, when Governor j TJpham aSenatorfrom Vermont came in without any ceremony, and took a seat. The two chatted uway on poli tics, etc., until the clock struck one. Really, Governor Upham' said Man gum, 'I am alwuys pleased to see you butT believe it is getting very late,' 'I have thought so for some time,' re plied Upham, but made uo movement. The half hour sounded, and Mangum remarked: 'I thought Governor Uph am, that you had decided to go to bed, sir?' 'So I had, Mr. President,' an swered the Vermonter, yet he did not budge. Mangum stared at him in amuzement, and at last said : 'But why don't you go to your room? It will soon be two o'clock.' 'My room Mr. President, why this is my room, and I have been wailing for you to go away for two hours past.' Mangum sprang to his feet looked into the sdeep-ing-room adjacent, and found that he was in Upham's room iustead of his own. A Sharp Woman. Not long ago a young mau and his newly-made wife went to Chicago to paBS the first days of their honeymoon lu viewing the sights of the city. For a time nothing but pleasure came to them, but in an evil hour the husband fell in with one of the many confi dence men who infest the city, and by him was introduced to a select company of the swindlers. Theaharp ers played their usual game, and one evening the husband found himself without money. His currency being gone to All the pockets of the swin dlers, there was nothing left but to tell his wife aud make the best of it. The wife suggested an application to the police, but the husband shrunk from making his foolishness public. Before he had lost his money the hus band had purchased tickets for one of the theaters, and though hardly feel ing in the mood for amusement, the couple decided to use them. They were hardly seated when the husband whispered to his wife, 'There's the mau who robbed me,' and withoutat tractlng any attention, pointed the sharper out to her. With a woman's quickness she at once decided on a plan of procedure. She told her hus band to leave her aud take a seat In a remote part of the house. There was something in her manner that com pelled obedience, and he followed her directions. The confidence man In surveying the house noticed the lady sitting alone, and healBO noticed that she was fair to look upon. His fre quent glances at her were returned, and emboldened by her seeming ac quiescence he took the seat beside her. Thpy engaged in conversation, and when the performance was con cluded lie offered to escort her to her hotel. She accepted, and when they had arrived, in respouse to a hint from him, she invited him to her room. Once there he proposed a bottle of wine, and when it was brought dis played a generous roll of greenbacks in paying for It. The lady made some excuse and loft the room. In the-hall she met her wondering husband to whom she made known thesituation. She then returned and found the wine opened. Just as they were rais ing the glasses to their lips, the hus band burst in. Without a word of parley he seized the confidence man, and after oboking him till he was past resistance, took the money from his pocket, counted out the amount he had gained by the robbery In the af ternoon, and then kicked him out of the room. The sharper concluding that discretion was the only means of safety, hastily quit the house without making any trouble. The wife, of course, fainted after it was all over. 'A Lover' writes us: 'Suppose I Bee a young lady home from ohurch, aud the night is dark and rainy, and up on arriving at her house she darts through the door without saying as much as 'good night,' leaving me standing outside what would you ad vise me to do in suoh a case?' You had better start for home immediate ly. Under no circumstances -should you staud on the steps of the young lady's ho'use all night. It would be preferable to oruwl into the nearest friendly store box, and wait for day light to appear or the rain to disap pear. Norristown Herald. The British Quarterly Ecvieiu, in an article on the 'Genius of Islam,' after expressing the opinion that Is lam has a keen tenacity of life and will die hard, says: 'But none the less do all the omens point dearly to Its dissolution. Everywhere it is mixed up with a decaying civiliza tion in which it is itself the strongest principle of decay ; and It is imbedded iu forms of society which are beiug rapidly left behind as the wreoks of the past by the progress of the civil ized world.' This is not flattering to Turkey. This Is the brief tale the Hazleton, I Pa., Sentinel tells : A tramp stopped at the house of Philip Harris, in Coleraine, and was given something to eat. Noticing that John Harris, aged eighteen, was blind in one eye, he told him to cut a sour apple in two and rub the cut edg es on the eye. The young man did as he was told and regained bis sight. He had not been able to see out of the eye for seven years. The Central Paoiflo Railrod Compa ny has lately arranged to have 40,000 Eucalyptus Globulus trees set out along the 500 miles of the rightof way of the oompany. This is the first In stallmentit will require about 800, 000 trees for the 500 miles of valley where they are to be cultivated. The object is to increase the humidity of the region, and lessen the liability of of droughts. It is interesting to sit in a flour store now as the proprietor reoeives a dispatch, and yells, 'They're throwin' shellB across Graasacoraliohzefflinvar Ina, an' some one's goin to get hurt. Turn out, all hands and mark every daaged bar'l up half & dollar.' Turkish Names. Sultan The sovereign of the Turk ish Umpire the recognized organ of all executive power in the State. His headquarters are at Constantinople. Porte 'the Government of the'i'ur kisih Empire. Sublime Porte Theofflcial name of the government, eo called from the gute of the Sultan's palace. Grand Vizier The chief miuister of the Turkish Empire. Divau The Turkish Council of State the cabinet,' Grand Mufti, Sheik-ulIs-lam-The chief Interpreter of the Mohamedau law ond head of the 'wi&e men' jur ists, theoiogiaus aud literati, who as semble for consultation on his order. He is mostly styled the Chief of the Fuithful. A writer says a fetwa or de cree from him would summon around the standard of the Prophet all the fa natical hordes of Islam to fight to the death again t the 'infidels,' in the firm belief that death on the buttle field is a sure passport to Paradise. Pusha Governors, Viceroys, com manders, civil and military rulers of provinces. Dey About the same as Pasha. Sheik The name given the heads of Arabian tribes or clans. It meauB elder, or eldest in dignity and author ity. Osmandl A Turkish ofiicial. Islam The religion of Mohommed. Islams Mohammedaus themselves. Mussulman A follower of Moham med, Ottoman Empire Another name for the Turkish Empire, aud derives its name from Osraau, its founder. Osmanlis The Turks proper. Not all followers of the Prophet are Turks. In European Turkey there are in round numbers, five millions of Mohammedans, less than half of whom are Osmaulis, the rest being of Slavonic descent, but none the less ardent worshipers of Islam. Cincin nati Enquirer. A newspaper correspondent writes from Texas: 'Apples cannot be grown here, and while cabbage and potatoes grow luxuriantly, they will rot with in two weeks after being taken out of the ground. Residents of cities dare not allow grass to grow in tho yards around their residences for fear of fur nishing hiding places for tarantulas and centipedes. Aud at present I oan say that I have not tasted a well cooked beaf-steak since I have been in the State, and more than half the time have not had milk enough to oolor coffee, to say .nothing of the ut ter impossibility of having any to drink.' A story is told of a shrewish Scotch woman who tried to wean her hus baud from the publio house by em ploying her brother to act the part of a ghost and frighten John on his way home. 'Who are you?' said the guid muu, as the apparition rose before him from behind a bush. 'I am auld Nick,' was the reply. 'Come awa', mon,' said John, nothing dauuted ; 'gi's a shako o' your hand ; I am mar ried to u sister o' yours.' Coffee grounds are found to have a siugulatly powerful effect as a man ure, and are well adapted to the limit ed space of small vegetable gardens, owing to the large percentage of ni trogenous material they contain, 'i he analysis of the ooffee-bean shows that it contains large percentages of pot ash, soda, magnesia and phosphoric acid. Music has a wonderful power over the passions. The man who oouldu't set a tub out under the eves to catch rain water for his wife without grum bling in a most profune way, stood for halfauhourin the rain without an umbrella and listened to the minstrel band on the hotel piazza with a face in docile repose. Danbury Neica. Frequent hoeing or cultivating pro motes the health of plants, because the more thoroughly the soil is pul verized the greater Its power of ab sorption. The aotion of the hoe in creases the attraction for moisture, en courages the circulation of atmospher ic and nutritive gases, and thus adds to the fertility of the soil. A Milwaukee man tried the effects of blue glass ou a link of bologna sau sage, in live minutes it commenced to hump in the middle; in ten the word 'ma-ri-ar' was distinctly heard, and in fifteen the cat was himself again and out on the top of the wood house roof. To make good hard soap, take bIx pounds sal Bodo, four gallons water. Put this togetherand let it come to the boiling point; letitsettleand pouroff ; add one half pound borax, six pounds grease; then pour it into dripping tius. Let it cool and cut into bars. The city council of Portsmouth, N. EL, have voted to exempt from taxa tion for ten years any manufactory of of any material whatever which may be located In the city, provided the capital invested shall exceed $5,000. "PoBtal-Card Proposals!" read Miss Pert, indignantly, from the Washing ton news. "If a man has not got atampB enough for a letter, he has not got stamps enough to get married. No cards' for me, If you please." A witty French lady who was an 'adopted' member of a famous milita ry corps, when a cigar was lighted in her presence with the remark, I sup pose they smoke In your regiment ?' said, 'Yes, but not in my company,' j The little town of Salem, N. C, ships annually one million pounds of dried blaokberi-Ies to Chicago. It costs one cent per pound to deliver them there, where they are sold at fif teen cents a pound-.. Carl Sohurz looks up at the White House and says: 'There'll be no more lager there. Agricultural Notes. Tho best preventive for fever and ague is thorough drainage. Less than eight percent, of the area of theUuited States is under cultiva tion. The second growth of wood makes better fuel and timber than the first growth. Farmers in Travis county, Texas, are about to commence cutting' their oats. In Franco parsnips are made an economical substitute for oats in feed ing horses. Forty-two hundred barrels of flour were shipped from Minneapolis one day last week. A dark colored bug is making a heavy raid on grasshoppers in Minne sota, much to the joy of farmers. Hon. Smith Wright of Vermont, goes strong on poultry. He is now feeding for market 3,800 geese, 2,800 turkeys, and 1,400 ducks. Borers work in the currant bushes. They are in the heart. Hunt them up, if found cut them out if it takes the whole bush. The Supreme Court of Iowa has lately decided that farmers having wheat stored in warehouses and ele vators along railroads, have to run the risk of fire, and not the owner of the elevator. Since Jan. 1, 1S77, the sales of dairy products at the Elgin board of trade amou nts to $391, 597.3S, a larger amount than the total sales of the first two years of its existence. Eleven head ten bulls und one cow of Channel Island cattle, from the herd of Mr. W. Bolton, lately sold at auction in England, brought an aver ago of 150 per head. A law of Kansas compels the wom en of that State, as well as the men, to turn out and kill tho grasshoppers at the call of the road overseers, orpay $1 per day for their absence. Charles Riddle, an English farmer, has In his possession a cow aged four teen years, whioh has produced twenty-one calves, having had twins nine times and tingle calves three times. Mr. Blunt, in the Country Gentle man, says that on each stool of wheat there is but one stalk that bears seed and that the centre one. The grain from it keeps up the standard, and seed from the other stalks deteriorates and runs the crops out. Mr. Lewis, of King William county Virginia, is planting this year seven hundred acres of tomatoes. As this is one of the eastern counties iu Virgin ia, Mr. Lewis is evidently preparing for a long extra session of Congress. Farmers who grow turnips can get the bestseed by sotting out the roots very soon. They will mature their seeds In season for the main crop, and besides, the seeds will, iu all probabil ity, be good. But it is necessary to change seed occasionally. When the canker attacks a fruit tree, causing tho bark to loosen, the best remedy is to out olf the diseased limb with a fine saw and cover the end or place of excision with grafting wax. This will prevent the escape of sap, and serve to check the progress of dis ease. Green clover makes better returns as cattle food than tho hay made from it, because in the process of drying many of its vegetable particles are so hardened that thedigestive organs are uuequal to the task of assimilation. Steaming clover hay improves its feeding qualities. Mr. H. C. Jordan, of Wapello coun ty, la., has received his medul and diploma for the best corn exhibited at the Centennial. It is stated that Mr. Jordan last year raised about twelve thousand bushels of corn on a farm of twelve hundred acres in the southeast corner of Wapello-couuty. Rennet curdles milk because it con tains an acid, either natural or artific ial, whioh possesses the properties of coagulation. In Holland muriatic ac id is used to produce rennet ; but the natural curdlerof milk is the gastric juice of the the suckiugcalf's stomach In which milk is as rapidly coagula ted as it is sucked. Capt. Kimberly, while riding a boree In Denver, was thrown. One of his feet oaught in the stirrup, and he was dragged. In that terrible plight he saved himself by drawing his knife and stabbing the beast to death. A party of Chioago girls were out jumping the rope on the prairie re cently, and an unsophisticated East ern man, who passed over the ground shortly after, thought there had been a buffalo fight there. Andrew's Ba zaar. m It Is easy enough to drink from a two-quart pitcher if one will go at it right, but scarcely any one discovers the right way until after the water has oommenced to pour down behind his shirt-collar. If a woman marries a proof-reader she must expect to bo constantly cor rected. Fillsburg Leader. For the same reason, we suppose that a wom an who marries a printer must expect to beset up. A man made a bet that he could ride a fly-wheel in a saw mill, and as his widow paid the bet, she remarked, 'William was a kind husband, but he didn't know much about fly-wheels.' The Egyptians represented the year by a palm tree, and the month by one of Its branches; because it is the na ture of the tree to produce a branch every month. The best scouring- powder for keep ing tinware bright, is the fine, white, soft ashes from hard or soft coal. The polish produced is remarkably bright and permanent. The Roohestei Express perpetrates the following: Buck beer'll (hie) make a felPr (hie) goat ewe sheep I Sec'y Schurz has appointed P. W. Norris, of Miohlgan, a Yellowstone National Park policeman. He Is to keep the Indians off of the grass. N. Y. Telegram. Many persons complain that they cannot find worrin for their thoughts, when the real trouble is that they can not fiud thoughts for their words. Lots of young An. erica n doctors are seeking positions in the Turkish arm ies. They will make the turks hate the Christians worse than ever. One of the severest penalties to which criminals in Holland were in aucient time3 condemed, wa3 to be de prived of the use of salt. A man in Sau Francico has paid $700 for kissing the family seamstress, yet people will persist in saying that prices are going down. OFFICIAL DIKEGT0RY. COUNTY OFFICERS. JAltVIS S. CFIUKCIt Connty Judge WILSON E. MAJORS Clerk and Uecorder A. II. (1ILMORE. . Treasurer DAVIDSON PLASTERS Sheriff E. E. EBRIGHT. Coroner JAMES M. irACKEP Surveyor JOHN II. SHOOK. JONATHAN HIGGINS, V Commissioners J. n. PEERY, J CITY OFFICERS. J. S. STULr. Mayor E. E. ERRIGnT Police Judpe J. B. DOCKER Clerk W. T. ROGERS .Treasurer GEO. II. I.ANNON Marshal COUNCLLMEN. T. lUCHAnpS. 1 ,, . . 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Its history Is co-equal aud co-extensive with that of MEffiAHA C0UFSTY ARD SOUTHERN NEBEASKA. Itspolltiosnro - Anti-Democratic and Anti-Monopoly! IN A WORD IT IS ai if mi oi nm MWUUUUMUl ii llupuilU Free to do right, free to approve honesty or denounce corruption, because no political or religious ring or clique owns any part or parcel in it, aud it owes indorsement to no man except to him who has acquired the right to be indorsed by discharging his duties well and honestly as a private citi zen or a public official. THE ADVERTISER believes in Free Thought, Free Schools, Free Politics, and the broadest individual liberty, consistent with the rights of others; and that every individual, South, North, East and West, should be protected in the enjoyment of those rights by tho General Govornment in obeyauce to the guarantees of the National Constitution. AS A. LOCAL PAPEB, The publishers of THE ADVERTISER labor assiduously, and with unre mitting industry, to make it a success. 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THE ADVERTISER is nearly twenty-one yeare old, is a fixed institu tion, upon a sure foundation ; and while has also accumulated, from year to year, a number one JOB PRITING OFFICE supplied with the latest and most fashionable styles of type, which enable ua to do as neat Job work of any kind as any office in the wesL All communications should be addressed, PAIRBH.OTHER & HACKER, C tf, jp&) jj,'1j Abkttistt VjV'V V 'V'V 'V Isvvv j IN NEBRASKA in ii : : : SBl.SO. unlees paid for in advance. It has acquired age and stability, it all the conveniences and facilities of ; and to keep it so, we keep it well Plllfllfi IBrovnvillej INebrasJka Afc the recovered Dyspeptics, Bullous. S sufferers, victims ot $SSl' S .Vns2y&N?i Fever and Ague. ta. jt.v. . 1 1 e f, i 'S . f. j. - - mercurial disease ocfuiiu viue. inn 5t55.Z7 r,olr..,f J,. .,.. rf- ,....., ..v.. ft.lVjr ir- coveredhealth. cheer ful spirits and good appetite, they will tell you by tukl g SIMMON'S UVR REGUIiAROR tjSM&i -a TIxe Clienpesf, Purest, and Bet Fam ily Medicines in the "World. FUr DYSPEPSIA. CONSTIPATION, Jaundice. Billions attack. SICK HEADACHE. Colic. De pression of Spirits.SOUR STOMA CH.HeartBurn. tc...to. . This unrivaled Southern remedv s warranted not to contain a single particle of MERC1VCY. or any injurious mineral substance, but Is PURELY VEGETABLE, containing those Southern Roots and Herbs, which an nM-wise Providence has placed In countries where I.I verlMsease most rrevnil. It will euro all Disenrtos caused by Deraeen:cnt of tho Liver and 'to- els. The SYMPTOMS of Uver complaint are a bitter or had taste lu the mouth; Pair in the Rack. Side cr Joints. often mistaken for Rheumatism; Sour Stomach: Los or Appetite: Bowels alternately costive and lax: Headache: Loss of Memory, with, a painful sensation or having failed to do some thins which on;Ht to have been done; Debility, I.ow Spirits, a thick yellow appearance of tho Skin and eyes, a dry Coegh oftti mistaken for Consumption. Sometimes many of these symptoms attend tho disease, at others very few : hnt the Liver, the larg est oran In the body. Is penerally the seat of tho disea.se.nnd If not Kemilatfd in time, great suffer ing, wretchedness and DEATH will ensue. I can recommend as an efficacious remedy for disease of the Liver. Heartburn and Dyspepsia, SIiMinoh8Uver Itegulator. LEWIS O.WUNDER. ISSMasterStreet. Assistant Post Master, Philadelphia. "Ue nave tested its virtues personally.and know that for Dyspepsfo. BilUounes4. and Throbblntr Headache. It Is the best medicine the world ever saw. AVe have tried forty other remedies before Simmons' Liver Regulator, but none of tneci rave ns more than temporary relief: but the Itegulator not only relieved, but cured us." .. THtgroph JTesstHgcr, Macon, Ca. Manfnctured by J.H.ZEXIN&CO., MACON, GA..and PHILADELPHIA. Itcontatns fonrmedlcnl elements never unltedln the same hnppjr proportion In any other prepara tion. viz: a eentle Carthartlc. a wonderful Tonic, an unexceptionable Alterative aud certain Correc tive of all Impurities or the bod v. Si.ch signal suc cess has attended its u.se. that it is now regarded us THE EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC For all diseases of the Liver. Stomach and Spleen. Asa reme.lv In I MALABIOCS FEVERS.BOWEL COMPLAINTS, f DYSPEPSIA. MENTAL DFPRESSION. REST- LESKNESH. JAUNDICE. NAUSEA.SIOKUEAD U'HE, COLIC. CONSTIPATION and BILLIOCS- IT HAS NO EQTJAIi. C A TTrPTCh IV As there are numerous Im- iic. we would caution the commnnltv to bnvno ""'""" v.io ci v ...- !..- Powders or Prepared SIMMONS. LIVEK REGU LATOR, unless in our engraved wrapper, with thw trade mark, stamp and signature unbroken. None other Is genuine. J. II. ZEIJX &. CO., Jlncon, Cn.,nnd Philadelphia. Your valuable medlclr.e. Simmons' Liver Itegu lator, has "aved me many Doctors' bills. I use IE for everything It is recommended, and never knew it to fall. I have used it lu Colic and Orubbs. with my mules and horses, giving them about half a bot tle at u time. I have not lost one that I gave It to. You ran recommend It to everv one that bas Stock as being the best medicine known rbrallconiplalntt that horse-tiesb Is heir to. K.T.TAYLOK. '"yl Agent for tirangers of Georgia. XT, S, All Persons at a distance treated by Ulnll ivltli Perfect Success y describ ing tliclr symitoms. (Send for our large and beautifully illustrated pa per, sent free to any address. DR. TOWNSEND'S s ,-, .,. Pby Because Inbala- fflfHALLW f Intlon ,! the n,y way UA J. .ttLALXliXJ. I that the Air Passage ii imimiM frarrh Ish disease of tho v . jTAKB A nd6SargSSS,ei!lKS; describe your symptoms, antee a perfect CUBE ot i Catarrh. VMUkM - "-' - rmnr Bronchitis ! Why? For the same reason as given above. The Bronchial TuDes areslmply conductors to ALL PEBSONS THAT hence Inhalation n"us read this arc Invited to go direct to the seat of .end tor our large and the disease, and if you beautlmlly Illustrated Pa- will follow our direction per. sent free to any ad- we guarantee to CUltE lres. Bronchitis. ASTHMA! Why? BecanseAsthna is a contraction or the Bronchial Tubes.caused by Initammntion and Ir ritation of the mucus membrane lining the Bronchial Tubes. Toe WE OUABANTEE TO CU'tECnuchs.f'niiia. nir. theria. Pneumonia. Neu- Oxygenated Air as uo nugia. ana nearly all oth- w,u "'feci ana we will er severe attacks when all warrant a CUBK. We other remedies fail. have cured cases ofO years standing. Consumption Can be cured. Why? Because we htwe cnirtMl i hundreds of cases, somo oi nen oetng given over to die by all phys -cians of other schools f t fract!ce. Consumption .., s a dlneaie of the Air- CUBE. Liver and Kid- passages, and over two ney complaints are eflec- M'trds of the cases aru tually reached by Oxy- cons! by Catarrh. Wo genated Air. guarantee a cure If you will comela season. BLOOD I Dr. Townsend's Oxv-gen-;atedAlr wilt purify tbo , blood In one-third the DISEASES ""' -- rw smm hi am nt Oxygenated A I (iiiiif mm an,- other I.v can. tofnhnla xygenated Air ).. direct to the Lungs and P. 11 lfP T? U yj sues and comes In d K3rs inrougn the tls- V dai ii W J A W W com.ac.t wl tbe blood as It Is forced Info tho -AXD JrUD58 y 'be action of TUMORS !SS4tS umiuies u me blood la CURED without cutting tiie heart to the lungs, and the more Oxyceii you inhale Intothelungs the more vou purify tho blood. When Oxygen comes In contact with HUUU. uou IOrCfXl frnm ...7. "" """. wun veryllttleornopain. Any person troubled with Can cer and Tumors will please mno ior ickiimonials.itc warrant a perfect cure. ; blood it carbonizes and ! ri"?3'! pausing the blood ttt ---- to be heated so that it W.M. Park, M.D.'SSBWir-JSI IJdeofthe revolutIon-through the McCLELLAN U S v system. If your blood Hospital, Philadelphia L?Ur,e.- yoF . cant bo r..whonas been so sue" 5 n-W d.rJve JIcn cessf.j throughout New ?.an(1 ?" ,lneri pur. Kngiand In the cure ow0,U f tna b'a Cancors and Tumors thl fh.a,",.ee to Puri takes charge of thS d tSl WMl llJ one-'bird partment. m ae L1! ,lme of any other ua yuicu Lurpu. WniUJC IHirt IPIrf a fn . """ Acnieuy. Address all letters as heretofore. E. IT. TOWIMSEND, ax.3D. 122 Higb-st. Providence, R. I. in this buj,nes rAn h?ate.,n some tm w city BOTTtE AND POKTlLwT nrf?l RK M Ilf nm iii Tm ""i"1 TiEPRAlijilARMER Established i&il. TUE LEADING AMERICAN AGRICDLTURAL& HOUSEHOLff "WEEKLY. Tor Town and Country. IWofd and Young., General Agriculture,. 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