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DEM General GROCERY i PB0VSSI8N BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA, THE GUERRILLA QUEEN.- "Before I tell tell you my story, gentlemen," Bald Capfaln Sheldon, to a small party of ua whosataround the festive board, "I will give give you a toast. Fill up your glasses, and let it be drank in silence." As we all complied, the Captain rose and said, with much solemnity "To the memory of the brave hero es who fell at Monterey." An impressive silence of some mo ments followed, during which we all drank, aud the speaker resumed his seat. "I believe I promised you a some what romantic story, in which I hap pened to play a rather important part," proceeded Captain Sheldon, as one collecting his thoughts for a di rect, straightforward narration. "Well, here you have it, then ; and I am inclined to think the facts will Interest you, even if my manner of telling them does not." "It is needless," pursued the Cap tain, to enter into any description of the storming of Monterey, for with the general facts you are all familiar ; and it is also needless to tell you that, as one of that glorious band of heroes, known as the Texas Rangers or, as General Worth was pleased to style us, the Texas Dragoons I Baw some pretty hard fighting during the mem orable Biege. "Wo had taken Fort Teneria, the Bishop's Palace and some other strong positions, and had concentrated our forces upon the town, nnd were forc ing our way as best we could to the Cathedral Plaza, where the main body of tho enemy were then stationed. The conflict was terrible, and at its height, and the roar of cannon the Bharp rattle of musketry, the thunder of dashing artillery, the bat tering In of doors, the pecking thro' thick walls, the loud commands of of ficers, the shouts of theassailants.'the groans of the wounded, and the shrieks of terrified women and chil drenall together, made a most hor rid din, such as I never wish to hear again. "The streets being barricaded, and each building turned Into a sort of fortified castle from the flat roof of which, behind breastworks of sand bags, the enemy continually poured down a most destructive fire it be came necessary for some of the troops to enter these buildings, force a pass age through from one to the other, dislodge the garrison of each, and use them as safe covert from which "to annoy the foe in return. "In this hazardous occupation, I had been engaged for several hours and had witnessed some fearful scenes as, in cutting ourway through from one house to the other, we had occas ionaly come in contact with men brave enough to bar our passage with their lives when suddenly, just as I had thrown myself down on a seat to get my breath and a few moments' rest, I heard the wild shout that announced the successful passage of our little band into another adjoining build ing. Fairly mingled with this shout, were tho report of fire-arms, the clash of steel, and the shrieks of women. There was no time to be idle now ; and starting-up I ran forward, with my sword in one hand and a revolver in the other. Making my way to the operture which had been forced thro' the two walls, I entered an apartment dim with smoke, where all was excit ment and confusion. Our party, still victorious, were mostly grouped around two wounded comrades ; while near them lay two dead Mexicans, theirjeomrades having lied ; and in one corner several women were hud dled together, greatly terrified aud shrieking for mercy supposing us, from all they had heard, to be no bet ter than so many savages. "As I could speak Spanish so as to be readily understood, I stepped for ward to the frightened females, and bad just begun to utter a fe words calculated to allay their fears, when I fancied I heard a heavy jarring sound in an adjoining room, and a wild cry In Spanish of, '"SpaFo him! Bpare him! he is my father!' Perceiving a door, which I thought might lead to the room in question, I sprung to it, tore it open, and, in the centre of a small apartment, afc once beheld three figures an old man grepiing with a young one and a beautiful female, with her arms part ly thrown (around the elder, as if to draw him away and shield him, while a prayer for mercy was issuing from her lips. "Hold ."I shouted, in a tone that instantly arrested the attention of all' parties. 'Senor,' I. quickly added in Spanish, addressing the old gentle man, 'you must at once yield your self prisoner.of -.waiyor X .cannot be answerable -for the consequences!' "He had already done -so, Senor Caballero, when this fellow attempt ed to rob him, and be grappled with him to prevent himself from being plundered,' said the female, turning upon me a nost beautiful face, and fixing upon me a pair of most be witching black eyes. 11 'What! have we a common high wayman and thief among us?' cried I turning upon the Ranger, whose now downcast and guilty look at once convinced me -that the accusation was just, He began to stammer forth some ex cuse, but I ordered him out of my sight, with a threat of more severe punishment in the event of my hear- ing-'anything more of his disgrace. " "'OH1 ttfanks,, noble sir!' inai many, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21, 1876. many tha'nks!" cried the female, springing forward, seizing my hand, aud carrying it to her lips. 'Oh, spare him !' she continued, fixing her large, soft', lustrous eyes upon me, in in the most faclnating manner in the world; spare him !- spare my father! and heaven will bless you, and Paula will ever remember you' with grati tude!' " 'Be assured, fair lady, he is only a prisoner of war, and not a hair of his head shall be injured!1 was my gal lant reply, as I looked steadily into the dark, soul-speaking eyes s'o near to mine, and felt a strange, roma'ntio facination stealing over me. "'Father, do you hear that?' sal'd" Paula, joyfully. 'See what It is to meet with a noble officer! Pray step into that closet there, and bring him some refreshments.' " 'Thanks, fair lady !" said I, as the old gentleman opened a side door and disappeared, as directed. 'Hard fight ing and a long fast are truly calculat-, ed to give a man an appetite, and I flatter myself I shall beable to do jus tice to your fare.' '"Oh, this siege is terrible for all parties!' said Paula; and sha contin ued talking on the subject for a mo ment or two, when ahe stopped sud denly, and saying, "Pray excuse me till I see what detains my father,' she hurried out through the same door, closing it after her. "At this moment some of the men came in from the other room, when I informed them what had occurred, and that shortly we were to have something to break our long fast. But when some five minutes had passed away, without the reappearance of either Paula or her father, we began to grow impatient; and going to the door, I opened it, and discovered that it was a ruse of tho girl, to effect her own and her father's escape for the door merely opened into a vestibule, which led into a garden the house it self being built rather after the En glish than the Spanish style. "Well, the escape was a trivial thing in itself, and after a few playful compliments from my comrades, the Bubjeot was dropped and the incident was forgotten, wo having enough be fore us of a more serious nature to oc cupy our minds. "I pass over the siege for that is a matter of history. The American ar my, as the world knows, was victor ious ; and after three or four davs hard fighting on both sides, the Mexicans capitulated, and weve allowed to .nrarch 6'a't of tho city, with the honors of wsr. "A few days after this event, the Rangers were mustered out of service, aud I wa"3 once more master of my time and person. I lingered about the town for a few days longer, and then set off with a train for Camargo, on my return to the United States. "I pass over several little Incidents which might or might not interest you, but which, have no bearing on the story which it is my purpose to relate. About twelve or fifteen miles from Mier, the train halted late one hot afternoon ; and being told that a small parti' of our men had ridden on to Mier, and might easily be overtak en, I resolved to push on alone for that purpose. "The road, somewhat hilly, and passiutt over an almost barren waste of country, I knew to be dangerous, from the prowling bands of guerrillas that infested It; and had I not-felt certain of overtaking the party in ad vance before night-fall, I should not have attempted it alone. "But as fortune would have it.T got benighted before oVertaklng'my com rades ; and in one of the most gloomy and dismal places on the route a deep dark hollow between two steep hills I found myself suddenly jerked from my horse to the ground, by means of a lasso, which had been thrown over my head with unerring aim, and which, falling over my arms so completely pinioned them to my body, as to prevent my drawing a single weapon in my defence. "Scarcely had I struck the" ground, when two men snralicr upon me, and I could see the bright blades of their weapons gleam in the dim light. 1 " 'For God's sake gentlemen, do not murder me!1 I orled in Spanish, though with little hope that my pray er would be heeded for I had seen more than one cross on my route, to note the spot where some solitary traveller had fallen a victim to" the so called knights of the road. " 'Who are you ?' gruffly demanded one of the two, as he determinedly put his hand upon my throat aud raised bis knife, as I believed, for the fatal stroke. "Wbyjdon'tyou finish him, Gui do?' said a voice at a short distance from me ; and glancing my eye in the direction af.the speaker, I dimly per ceived three or four figures grouped together, one of whom had my hor6e by the bit. 'Why don't you finish him ? What is-it to you who or what he is?' "'Why, if he is a gentleman;' re turned Guido, as he .deliberately brought the point of the sharp weap on down upon my naked throat, 'who knowB but he might pay us -a hand some ransom for4iis life?' "I caught at the suggestion, and in stantly replied : 4"I will Twill! I am a gentle man of meane, and will pay yoa any ransom that we may agree upon, at any place convenient to both.' " 'Fools! why do you dally? Dead men tell no tales!' cried another voice behind me, which not only sounded like that of a: woman" but whlob, not. altogether unfamiliar to me. " 'Can it be possible that one of tho gentler sex deorees me to death?' said I;while the ruffian whose hand and knife were upon my throat, s'eemed to wait for Bome reply before the com pletion of his bloody work. "'Hold, Guido stay your hand!' said the same feminine voice. 'Who are you, sir?' was next addressed to me. " 'If it Is Paula who asks that ques tion, I am the officer who Baved her father at the storming of Monterey,1 was my reply to the interrogation. '"Ha! Is s'a'tne voice. it so indeed?' said the 'Back there, Pablo and Guido!' and as the ruffians released their hold of me, a woman's face was brought close to mine, and that face I could see was Paula's. Itis true!' Bhe proceeded, aftera close scrutiny of my features; 'this gentleman did save father, and" for that act he is now free Senor Cabellero,' she continued, ad dressing me, 'accept my regrets for tho trouble I have given you, and my congratulations that nothing more serious has occured! Arise, sir you are free. Mount your horse and away, with a God-speed and without ques tion ! And when you relate this ad venture to your friends, tell them you found gratitude even in the breast of Paula Mendolez, the Guerrilla Queen. " 'Thanks, fair lady a thousand thanks for my life !' said I, as I start ed to my feet, though even then fear ful of a treacherous stab from the sul len and disappointed bandits. " 'Away !' said Paula, sternly; 'and let ua never meet again for though we part as friends now, we should next- meet as foes. We are at quits now. You have saved my father's life, aud I have saved yours. Adois!' "It needed no special urging to get me into the saddle; and finding nay self clear of the robbers, and once more under way, I drove the spurs into my horse, and in less than an hour, the foam-covered beast stood panting beside my comrades in the town of Mier. "Such, gentlemen, is in brief the history I promised you,'' concluded the Captain, refilling his glass. "I see you all look as if you would ask for more facts but I have none to give you. Who Paula Medolez really was, and-what became of her, I know no more than you. I only know that wo met and parted in tho manner I have stated, and that I still feel very grateful to her for having my head on my shoulder.a to-night, to tell you tho story. Fill Up, gentlemen, and here is to the very good health of the Guer rilla Queen." Health and Longevity. It would seem, from the statistics gathered b3' medical men, that inval ids are more likely to attain a great age than are the healthy and robust ; aud that life-assurance companies would be wise to accept them as pat rons, instead of rejecting them as is now the custom. In a recent lecture by Dr. Southoy, it is declared that "Health and longevity are not syn onymous ; neither are health and great muscularity. iMie most muscu lar men, great prize-fighters, men who could fell an ox with their fists, have been known to be always ailing, and complaining about themselves. The state of perfect training, regarded by those who know little of it as a con dition of perfect health, is rather one of morbid imminence. Longevity, like height, is a race-attribute, bnt it does not signify health. The .three oldest people I ever knew women who reached respectively 89, 9S, and 100 were valetudinarians, and had been so nearly all their lives." A Good Little Boy In ward number 5, a few evening3 ego, a ran a mother undertook to teach her little boy the Lord's prayer. The little fellow repeated the words after her until she came to: "Give us this day our daily bread." Then he paus ed, and seemed to be thinking very bard. At last he said ; "There ain't no use asking God for that bread. You can't humbug God that way, ma, for he Is everywhere, and he knows we have done eat supper, and he must have seen that big plate-full of buiscuits In the safe, and if we try to fool him he'll catoh us out on the ily, first pop." San Antonio Herald. A new work that is, a new signifi cation of an old one has for some time provoked our curiosity In the streets of New York. Street-car con ductors, policemen, porters, and wait ers address a woman a3 a lady. For example, "lady you have dropped your purse." It seems to be exclus ively a vocative. -Our first wonder is why they do not say madam. Possi bly because of a doubt whether the woman is married, and a belief that misses are not entitled to be called madam. We are not clear about it. It ia also possible that lady 13 an ef fort tooar to a loftier region than can be preached with madam. The next wonder is by what mental process the word "lady" was reached. Was it an importation of the titled English "My Lady"? Or is it a flower bloom ing on that dirty stalk "Mr. Smith and lady" for Mr. Smith and wife? Somebody ought 0 arrest the vulgar ism before the ohlldren oaten ft. Methodist. When a Chinaman dies in Califor nia, the mourners have a dance, roast a hogf and eat cakes and candles. ' straneelv enough. I fancied was VOL. 21. NO. 26. The Hebrew Brothers. When our great Teacher told his hearers, in the Sermon on the Mount, that they ought to make up their quarrels' and forget their mutual hatreds before performing an act of worship, probably many of them felt their hearts respond to his words. Any Jew who broughthls "gift to the altar," could know from his own Scripture, that the form of prayer Is bothing without the right frame of mind, .There is a true story from the Netherlands, that two Hebrew broth ers, Joseph and Isaac, affectionate, but naturally high-tempered, one day had a difference, and parted fn hot anger. It was the day before the Sabbath, and as evening drew near Joseph's wife observed him walking to and fro, looking uneasy and unhappy. She finished and laid aside her week ly work, and waited for him to come in and rhako the usual preparation. Tho Bun went down, but he still moved about, and seemed to grow more nervous nnd gloomy every minute.; She spoke to him. "Husband, It is almost dark. Will you not light the 8abbath lamp?" But Joseph paid no heed. Presently she called him again. "Dearhusband, why do you not come in ? The Sabbath has nlready begun. Behold ! overhead the Lord has lit His stars. But our lamp is dark." Then Joseph, looking more troubled than ever, suddenly seized his staff and walked awnj', leaving his wife iu anxiety and wonder. He was gone," however, but a short time, and when he returned his face nnd manner were entirely changed'. Calmly he offered the Sabbath prayer, and then with a smile he lit the Sabbath lamp. His wife', still wondering, questioned him. "Rebecca, my beloved," he said, 'I could not worship till I was reconciled with Isaac. It is dohe, and now I am at peace." "But," said she, "how could you go to Isaac's house and come back so soon ?" "Ah, Rebecca, my brother could not rest any more than I, aud he met me on the way, and there we embraced and wept together. "Be angry and sin not. Let not the sun go down upon your wrath," is a Christian precepti But more primi tive worshipers of God, who never owasd that tlc7ewrlrirtfjamt is th perfect blossom of the Old, nre found to obey this as a pious obligation, proving that the law of love is as an cient as the Creation. A grandson of Joseph and Rebecca became a Christian minister, the emi nent Dr. Capadose, of Holland, who, while living, often related tho abovo story with delight and gratitude. YouWs Companion. We havo .ho heBitanoy Iu saying that in New York and Brooklyn the Democratic party is intimately allied to three things with which respecta ble people have little or nothing in sympathy, but which are themselves very closely bound together. There Is no question of politics, but they are mere barnacles of the ship of State, and I have no doubt my Democratic reader Is as heartily ashamed of them as wo are. It is because we see danger in them, as well as disgrace, that wo write as we do. You will recognize them at once, a hideous sisterhood Irish Catholicism, Rum aud Igno rance, We say Irish Catholicism in tentionally, as a political rather than a religious faith, and do not refer in the least to the great body of the membership of the Roman Catholic Church: On calling at tho office of a friend this evening, chatting freely upon matters and things, somehow the conversation turned on President Grant. To our surprise an attachee of the office, also a friend, broke out in language of abuse there is no oth er word to express our meaning. "He was an unmitigated brute; a mere drunken sot; an ignorant, un lettered boor." We ventured mildly to suggest our doubt, aud to urge that at least he was a graduate of West Point; but the tap. was turned on aud he had his Bay, We were astonished at first, for usually the gentleman is not so pro nounced as all that came to. A mo ment made it all clear. Although he is an alien, he is a zealous Roman Catholic, and has close affinity with some of the magnates of the Irish branch of the church. And whatev er that branch may do it will never forgive President Grant for his firm, outspoken defense of our public schools. You may set it down that the whole weight of the Irish Catho lics was thrown for Tilden. It is an open secret that the rum Interest in these cities goes the .same way. It has alwaj-3 been so, here and every where, in this country. And Igno rance has always goue with these two hand in hand. From the alums of this great city, reeking with filth and steeped In degradation and misery; from the mm shops which haunt ev ery corner, and in some streets so hold possession that the very air is heavy with the fumes of the poisonous li quor; from the haunts of sin and shame that Bhun the light; at such an election time, comes the hordes ibat swell the majority, which paral yzes 11 efforts at good government, puts to naught all attempts at reform, and makes our city a by-word of re proach. With no property at stake, nor the disposition to acquire any, O.W.FAIBBBOTHKB. T. C. HAtKJEJl . FAIRBIlftTIIER & HACKER Publishers dz, Proprietor. ' .. . ADVERTISING RATES. Oneinch.cne yAr Two Inches, one year - UO 00 15 00 Each succeeding Inch, per year, son Legal advertisements at legal rates One square (lollncsof Sonp'arejl, or less) first Insertion, fl.O eachsabsequentinsertloti.EOc 3" All transient advertisements most be paid forln advance. OFFICIAL PAPER OF THECOUXTY they rise up, a mass of corruption, and claim the right to rule and so we have prize fighters, garubters and murderers for our governors. Yesk my good reader, and you hava them too. JV. Y. Correspondence of Central Christian Advocate. Ear rJarks of a Butter Cow. John Sliattuck,anoted butter dairy man of Chenango County,Nk Y.,sald at the late convention of the New York State Dairyman's Association, that he had found the color on the in side the ear to be an' infallible guide in the selection of a good butter cow. If the skin on the Inside the ear Is'of a rich yellow color1," the cow was" sure to give a good quantity of milk; that is, milk rich in butter. He said in all his experience he fiad' never known this sign to fall. J. W. North, fn the Maine Farmer, gives some further In formation concerning the subject. He observes that cows producing very high colored butter have a large amount of the ear secretion, in mtjny instances tho whole internal surface being covered with a thick orange oolored, oily matter ; on the other hand, the light-colored batter makers present a scanty, thin and pale yellow secretion, in some caseB found only at the bottom of the ear. His theory is that every animal has the power of secreting a certain amountof this yel low pigment. If tho quantity be sufficiently large, secretion will take place freely. In .the mammary glands,' the ear ah d skin'. He Sold the Doe Dick Lazybones was tho owner of s large dog, which cost as much to keep as two pigs, and tho dog was worse than useless", and' greatly annoyed Dick's wife. , "Plague take tho dog," cried she. "Mr. Lazybones, I wish you would sell him or do something or other with him.. I wonder you keep such a' useless animal." "Well, well, my dear," said' Dick,, "pay no more about it. I will geYricT of him one of these days." This was intended as a mere evas ion on tho part of Dick"; but as his wife kept daily dinning in his ears about the dog .he was, at last compell ed to tako action in the matter. "Well, wife," said he one' day, "I've sold Jowler!" "Have you, iudeed," "I'm dreadful glad of it. she cried. How much aid yuu sen mm tor?" "Five pounds." "Fivepound8! What! five pounds for one dog? How glad I am! But where's the money,' my love?" "Money?" repeated Diok, taking" a long pipe lazily from his month, "I didn't get any money; I took two puppies at two pounds ten, apiece." London, Out., Free Press. A priest was hearing 'confession, and n boy came to him and said ho had a bad sin in his miudY "Well, me good boy, come cad wld it," said his reverence. "Augh, den, your rlverence, I do be always sayiu 'Be the Holy Fath er.' " "You do? that's very bad', me boy. Now, how often do you be say lug that?" "Begor, more than forty times a" day, your rivefeuce." "Go home now," said tho, priest, "and get your sister to make you a" bag and hang it round your neok,, and' every time you say 'Be the Holy Father,' drop a little stone in it, and dome this day week." That day week his reverence was as usual in his box, and he heard an aw ful noise in the church, so he looked out and saw lii3 penitent dragging a aack. "Tady Mulloy,,' Baid he, "what do' you mean' by such conduct as that in the church?" "Shure, yer riverence," says the fellow, "dose is all 'Be the Holy Fathers,' an' de rest of uni's outside' on the dray' Insist on yourself, never imitate. Your own gift you can present every moment with the cumulative force of a whole life's cultivation, but of tlie adopted talent of another you have only an extemporaneous, half posses sion. That which can do best, none but his Maker can teach him. No man yet knows, nor can, till that per son has exhibited it. Where is tho the master that could' have taught Shakespeare? Where is the master who could have instructed Franklin, or Washington, or Bacon, orNewtoh ? Every great man is a unique. Emer son. The difference between the aotion of the Returning Board of Louisiana and the action of the Governor of Oregon is that the latter entirely and shamefully disregarded the law, while the former, whatever else may be said of them, are admitted to have kept' inside the statutory powers bestowed" upon them. The Republicans re spect and obey the law, and ask no1' victory except under its forms; their opponents disregard it, and look for triumph, only by trampling law be-' neath their feet. Raw recruits are sometimes fright-' ened by yelis and wild shots and much beating of the brush, but veteran sol diers never. The Democratic gascon ade and noisy threats count nothing with veteran Republicans who know their tricks. Go on with your shriek ing; gentlemen. Inter-OceanY