a a o AS" alfl .??. ADVERTISER. THE ADVERTISER. rabliahed every Thursday by fcRBEOTHEE & HACKEE, Proprietors. ie.74 aicFberson's Bloek ap Stair siBOWNVILI-E, NEBRASKA. ;35ender mansion in the pnrk jniete dwells a man or money, -KfrSWnB both gold and ships and land. Aj& all his days are sunny ; mia a gilded chariot, drawn 'TffprancInK erays, goes stately; BSfcoe 16 something grim for one jj ijjSbin fortune loves so greatly. 5E. . ., !.. o nnncont trlcrht straw-thatched hut hath chosen; was a jackass and a cow, (1 cocks and hens a dozen ; toils afield from morn to night, d seldom looketh sadly, hath a merry face for one bom fortune treats so badly. gentleman a daughter hath, o proud for common gallants, face Is somewhat coldly cut, she has wondrous talentB, Maud httth slowly nurtured been a wise man from college; plays Beethoven, sings with taste, i.ud brlmfull is of knowledge. i peasant hath a daughter, too. jme happy wight may win her ; ir Bessie cannot play or sing. lough she can cook a dinner. Hifce milks the cow, she weaves ino wooi, IXnlts stockings for her father. 5c cheek is redder than the rose u from her porch may gather. I2fw i,0th were lair ana oolu were & --, ,th willing to be mated, many a day between the two, i' wild heart oscillated. fcween the cottage and the hall fspent a wild existence, 1 watched the maidens as a hawit pes chickens from a distance. ftost the lady's learned eyes . white brow made me falter, llapoke and wooed that maiden wise, ; led her to tho altar. JBelgho! Close by dwells Bessie, wed To one of lowly station : ie milks, she spins, and site can love; Jut Maud has cultivation .' faffiE BAGHELOE'S SUEPEISE. JaESshill December evening, with the iwsrand snow forming a disagreeable SStSof conglomeration on the side walk, the gas lamps at the corner llStrinc sullenly through the misfc, USSTttie wind taking one viciously as PWB . ., lame roue a me coniw. Kt a pleasant evening to assume poMcesion of a new home ; but neces fiftficnows no law, and Mr. Barkdale fwifup his night key into the red fcrigfc house in the middle of the block, Irierely hoping his new landlady wwrid have common sense to light u &5lu the grate. fills it you, sir?" Mrs. ITiiiman . , , , - timi J- , . n, oeamingiy. "luere-a a uuu and it's all right." A11 right, eh?" said the bachelor, fcllng the blue tip of hi3 froBted nose 15lee whether it had escaped being frozen off entirely. "Well, I'm glad tolhear that. Have tho trunks opMe?" IQ, yea sir, and tho other things." JSFnat otner things?" demanded MrjHlukedale. Bt Mrs. HInman pureed her lips up "I wasn't to tell, sir, please." fcLRather an eccontrio old lady," ihoaght Mr. Barkdale, pushing past herfto the third story front room, tfrifch he had solemnly engaged the dajgbefore. j Ithad been a rather dark and dingy little don by the light of the moon, butwpow, softened by the coral shine "bffi well filled grate, it wore quite aMiher and a brighter aspect. J4JlSrelvet paper on tho walls, gilt ipMMllng, red carpet, and a sleepy- hoMow chair," thought Mr. Barkdale glwiclng around. "Not so uncom fortable, after all. When I get my things unpacked it will seem quite liojKellko." "fEfe set down hid valiae In the cor nerfdeliborately opened it, took out a pftir.of slippers, and invested his tired 4f& therein. Next he laid off his Vgrcoat. ?lgNow for a cigar," thought Mr. Bwkdale. ?But the brown-layered weed was ytin his hand, when there was a bwtle and a flutter and a whisper and A erry noise on the landing outside, -ftBithe door flew open as If by magic. ijjadmit half-a-dozen bloomiug, Uvgbing girls. ffx. Barkdale dropped his oigar and itttae&ted a step or two. -"Don't be alarmed," said the tallest SA prettiest of the bevy ; "It's only Surprise." $t& very a8feeablo one, I'm sure." j&rid, our friend, recovering in some .degree his presence of mind. There's no mistake, I hope?" said aysllow-trested blonde. "Your name lis set Greenfield?" ,No mistake at all, I assure you," ahi Mr. Barkdale. "Of course it Is oiureenimiu. ouuuwu, laaies." lnd be pushed forward the eleepy- t'baMow chair, a camp stool, and two rh(Mimatic reoeptJon chairs, which W4M all the accommodations pre- .seated by his appartments. Bt, instead of aocepting his cour tesy, the girls all fluttered out again, -gigging, and in a seoond, and before b uld realize-thia strange combiua tif affairs they were back again, befttf-og benches and a table-clotb, .dtebes, bouquets, a pyramid of maca jrfls, piled-up plates of sandwiches, jcf ' frosted cake, and a mysterious , id thing like unto an ice-oream -friier. e golden -tressed girl clapped her s. ou needn't think we are doing is for you, bIt, she eaid. I I hadn't any suoh Imprea- ," said Mr. Barkdale, bashfully. fa ail a surorlae designed for s'a cousin." Fs it?" said Mr. Barkdaie, more in dark than ever. And how do you suppose we found v?m -"- U?; Terms, in. A&vanco: JB, one year . 8- 0 jB-.slx months .- 1 00 ISBSJcr three montlis.. -. . 50 MpltNftXATTER OS EVERY PAGE SjEaES, UHUii ESTABLISHED 1S56. l Oldest Paper in the State, i with blaok eyes and ecarlet feather in her hat. "I haven't the least idea." We found your letter to kate, and we girls read it, and resolved to take you and her both by surprise. She ia to be here in half an hour. Barbara this is Barbara Morris in the blue merino drees,"with a turn of her long lashes toward the golden haired girl "pretends she has moved here, and Kate is to come and spend the even ing with Barbara. Won't It be a good joke?" "Stupendous!" said our hero, grad ually beginning to oomprehend the mortifying fact that he waa mastaken for some one elBe. ' "What will Kate say when she sef a you here?" ejaculated another maid, merrily. "Ah! what Indeed?" said Mr. Barkdale, wondering in what words he could best explain matters. "Of course we shall all look the other way while you are kissing and hugging her," said Mias Barbara, de murely. "Very considerate of you, I am sure," observed Mr. Barkdale. "She's the sweetest girl in New York," exclaimed the tall damsel, en thusiastically. "I am one of her dearest friends. We work our sewing machines side by side at Madame Griilard's. Hasn't she ever written to you about Alice Moore ?" "I I don't just at this moment re call thBt she has." "O, well, it doesn't matter," said Alice. "Just you sit down aud be a good boy. while we fix the tables. Aren't those roses beautiful? My goodness gracious, how astonished Kate will be!" "She can't be more so than I am," said Mr. Barkdale, sinking into the sleepy-hollow chair, and passing bis band vaguely across his forehead. "Well, it's a mere matter of fate; I can't see how I'm going to explain myself; aud yet; perhaps I ought to explain. Ladies " "Hush-sh-sh-sh!" cried six pretty girls, all in a hissing chorus; "Kate is coming; Bessie has brought her. Hush-sh-sh ! Don't say a word, Mr. Greenfield." The golden-haired girl bad her hand clapped firmly over his mouth, Alice Moore grasped his arm spasmodically, and the other four danced a port of bewitching little feminine war-dance about him, while a seventh girl entered a pretty, Madonna-faced little creature, like a dove. "Come and kiss him, Kate," cried all the others. "Now don't be ridic ulous, for wo shaut take any notice. Here he is!" "Kies who?" cried Miss Kate, standing still aud staring around her. 'Now girls, what on earth do you mean?" "You provoking thing!" said Bar bnra, stamping her little foot. "Do you suppose we are all fools? Why, of course we know all about him ! It it Mr. Greenfield your cousin, Kate the young M. D. Kate looked around in bewilder ment. "Where?" "Here." "Nothing of the sort!" said Miss Kate, demurely. Our hero stood up, feeling himself growing uncomfortably warm and red. .uuuies, ne Bam, "tnere is some mistake here. I said at the very outset that my name was not Green field." "There!" oried the girls at once. "There!" echoed Miss Kate defi antly. "Didn't we tell you?" oried the girls. "Didn't I tell you ?" retorted Kate. "Be kind enough to let us know what your name is, sir." "Cephas Barkdale I" said the wretched victim of this misunder standing. "But," said Miss Moore, "you said it was Nott Greenfield." "Of course I did!" said the puzzled bachelor. "It isn't Greenfield, and It nover will be unless I have it changed by act of -Legislature." "O-h-h!" cried the girls. "Dear, dear, to bo sure! And we thought you were Kate's lover and his name Is N-o-double t Nott Greenfield," said one. "Do hold your tonguo, you ridicu lous things!" said Kate, half vexed, half laughing. ".What must Mr. Barkdale think of us all?" J. tuink you are very nice," said Mr. Barkdale, gallantly. Miss Barbara in the mean time had taken -a slip of paper out of her pock et. She uttered an hysterical shriek. "It's all my fault," she exclaimed. "It waa No. 39 Instead of S6-and the trial k4.l ui me norrld figure 1b turned the wrong end up-that'e all. And the cake and the flowers and every thing." "Stop, ladies, if you please,"" eaid Mr. Barkdale, courteously. "Because the surprise has come to the wrong place Is no reason why the right per son should not enjoy it. Allow me to give up thiB room to you this even ing. I will just step across the street and send Mr. N.ot Greenfield over here.V -"But you must return with him " said the girla. And Mr. Barkdale waa not allowed to depart until he bad promised to return. Mr. Nott Greenfield a good look ing medical Btudent, who had the "sky parlor" directly opposite came promptly on mention of the name of H out?" demanded the tall girl j Kate Kellford, and did the polite thing In introducing Mr. Barkdale; and Barkdale ate of the sandwiches, and enjoyed the cake and cream, and onaxed Miss Barbara to pin a little pink rose in the button-hole of his coat, and enjoyed himself prodigious ly. "I would like to be surprised like this every night in the year," said be. "O, you greedy creature," said Miss Barbara. "But there was one time I seriously meditated throwing myself out of the window," said he, "when you told me I was to kisB Kate." "Dear, dear!" Baid Barbara, ironi cally, "that would have been dread ful, wouldn't it?" "But then the awkwardness of the thing." "I dare say you never kiBaed a pret ty girl," pouted the blonde. "I never did," said the bachelor. growing bold ; "but I will now, if you say so." "But I don't say bo," said Barbara, coloring and laughing. "Behave yourself, sir !" Mr. Barkdale went home with the fair Barbara, and they grew to be great friends, and where's the use of trying to conceal how it all ended? They were married at the year'a end, with all the six eurprisers for brides maids, Kate Kellford included. Mr. Nott Greenfield proposes to follow the example as soon as he geta his diplo ma. COCHISE'! BURIAL. A private letter reoeived in Boston, from an officer at Camp Bowie, Ari zona Territory, and dated June 13, gives the following interesting partic ulars of Coohise, the noted Indian chief: "Cochise, the great war chief of the Chlracahua Apache Indiana, died on the 8th inat. from dyspepsia. He had been sick for about six weeks, and was reduced to a mere skeleton. He had an idea that ho was bewitch ed, and in order to break the spell the war chiefs and others under the di rection of his "medioine man," kept up all the noiee they could make by singing and drumming on beef hides stretched over sticks so as to make something like a drum night and day, during his whole sickness. He said the SPIRITS OF THE WHITE MEN that he bad killed were haunting him. There ia little doubt that .hia disease originated from his drinking tlzwin, which is made from ground corn, fermented and drank in large quantities on an empty stomaoh. In dians frequently fast forty-eight hours before indulging, that the liquor may have the desired effect. He has been o sufferer over since he came on the reservation. Cochise's funeral was quite an expensive affair. The morn ing after his death he waa washed and painted in war style, placed on his favorite horse, one of hia chiefs getting up behind to hold him on, his four most noted sub-chiefs preceding, his family and the others of his tribe following him.- Tbay marched twelve miles to his grave, no one but those who were of the tribe's blood being allowed to attend. The grave was very large. On the bottom were laid blankets, then he was rolled up in a pair of handsome blankets, which had only arrived a few days before his death, being a present from the Indian contractors, Messrs. Hooper & Co. They weighed forty-two pounds and had bis name woven into the tex ture ; you can imagine they were nice to be of that weight. The sides of the grave were walled up about three feet with atone. His rifle and arms, as well aB other articles of value, were laid beside him. Above his body were placed more blankets, then mes cal poles resting on the walla of his grave; covering these were skins to prevent dirt from falling through, then the grave was filled with stones and dirt. HIS FAVOKITE HORSE. was shot within 200 yards of hia grave, another horse was killed about one mile away, and a third animal was shot about two miles distant. This was done with the idea that he will want a horae when In the spirit land. The family destroyed all the atores they bad to eat, so that they were without food forty-eight heurs. His eon, Tonza succeeds him. He iB a very large Indian, but quite young, and a great friend to the v bites. So far, he gets along very well, but the agent says that on tho war-path he would have no difficulty, but thinks on the reservation he may occasional ly have a little trouble settling points with 6ome of the older sub-chiefs, as all chiefs lose influence on reserva tions. Josh Billings 8sya: -"The live man ia like a little pig; he iz weaned young and begina to root early. He iz the pepper-graas ov creation, the allspice ov the world. One live man in a village iz like a case ov the itoh at a diatrikt eohool, he seta everybody to scratching at onat." mo I -m A youngster, on being admonished by his mother not to take all the hash from the dish, because be should leave some for manners, replied, after looking round the table, "Weli, I never saw manners here to eat bash. Manners never comes to our house !" m A Cairo man dropped dead last week Immediately after -drinking a glass of ginger ale. But then it wasn't the ginger ale that burt him it was a Ll. r... .. . . . . uuuet urea irom tne other side of the Utreet, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, JULY 23, 1874. REMEDY FOR SNAKE BITE. Dr. Aahbul Smith, a Texas physi cian writes to the Houston Telegraph how be cured himself of a snake bite with iodine. The following ia an ex tract from his letter : "About dark Saturday last, as I was walking up the hill from the bay shore, I felt a heavy scuffling about one of my legs, and at the same in stant the bites of sharp teeth. Beach ing the house, I saw by the light sev eral little wounds, with blood exud ing from them, on my leg, three inch es above the ankle. There were two punctures to each wound, made by the two fangs of the snake that bad bit me. Swelling bad already com menced less than five minutes from the biting. Still I determined to do nothing, for awhile at least, in order to observe the effects of the poison unmodified by treatment, lhe swell ing increased rapidly, and in fifteen minutes more the pain had become execruoiating, and I could not bear any weight on the leg. I was oblig ed now to lie down. I now took, in a wine-glass of wa ter, a half teaspoonful of saturated tincture of iodine. About fifteen min utes afterward I repeated the Iodine about twenty drops. A short time af ter, perhaps fifteen or twenty min utes, a third dose of iodine fifteen drops in twenty-five or thirty min utes after, the fourth. The length of these several Intervals is conjeotured. I had the orifices of the wounds sev eral times touched with the tincture of iodine, and the leg, which was now swollen from the ankle to the knee, was painted with Iodine. The pain was excruciating, but by 10:30 or 11 o'clock two and a half or three hours after the bite bad abated sensibly. About 1:30 in the morning I fell asleep, and awoke at sunrise with complete stiffness and superfi cial soreness of the limb on touoh, now swollen to double its former size, but with no pain worth mentioning. Nor have I since bad suffering furth er than complete disease of the leg, till this morning, and being obliged to have it at all times elevated. The foot participated in the awelling, and if the leg hung down it became (and indeed atill does) in a few minutes perfectly livid. The interest of the matter in ques tion lies in the use, the efficacy of io dine as a remedy for venomous bites. Nothing else than iodine was used; no spirits, no hartshorn, not the least possible thing in the world, internal ly or externally, except the iodine and one small drink of wator. Former experience had given me confidence in iodine by its use with others. I was determined to give it a fair showing in my own case unaided and unobstructed by any other medi ation. I have attached the greater interest to this case because, though one ia seldom a safe judge in hia own case, the preaent bite has been by long odds the severest snake-bite I over knew. If left to itself, it would, in my opinion, have been fatal in a very few hours." MITCHELL'S RETURN TO ERIN. How He Regards Home Rule He Is a Candidate. New York, July 14. John Mitch ell, the Irish exile, who pails to-day for Ireland to engage in thepnllticsof that country, 6ays that no good can come to Ireland from the British Par liament and that Ireland can never be prosperous or happy till she has the complete control of her own des tinies, and her connection with Eng land shall be entirely severed. With regard to thepresenthome-rule move ment, he thinks it does not represent the real hopes and aapirotiona of the people, and that It is a sickly aud ni-rveless effort to patch up the na tional quarrel in a complete and. satis factory manner. He considers the whole movement a mere milk and water kind of national effort. He will not place himself in antagonism with the home-rule movemeut, but he intends to demonstrate to Eng land and to the world that there Is something stronger and more determ ined in Ireland than home rule. He has a firm conviction that England will never grant self-government to Ireland till forced to do eo, and that all her delusive concessions to Ireland have been wrung from her by force, or fear of it. He himself will seek the suffrages of the people on the bro'ad principle of Ireland's right to complete independence. He has a be lief that the British Government will not arrest him ; but, should it do so, he is prepared to take the consequen ces. A Kentucky Matron. Mrs. Jas. Aicorn waa born in Garrard County, married and moved just aorosa the river into Jessamine, with her hus band. She ia forty-five or fifty yeara old, has several chlldreu and grand children, has lived In the river bot tom all her life, and never was on the cliffs but twice in her life, never saw a turnpike or dry goods store, or school houBe, never heard a sermon preached, never bot once, when the bottom was overflowed and she was persuaded to visit a neighbor's house, saw a carpet or pane of glass. 8he lives within nine miles of Nioholas vllle, fifteen from Lancaster, fifteen from Harrodsburg, .and twenty-one from Lexington, and two or three miles from a turnpike. She is a very sensible, industrious woman, and her husband is a nrosnarouR farmoV nnm- rr -., v. . u ing about one hundred Rnroa of tmn j, 2 THE IRISH BOYS. An Incident of tlie Union "War. At Winchester, two Irish companies, in the rebel service, refused to Are on tho Unit ed States flag. Louisville Journal. Tho Irish boys are bold and brave, The Irish boys are true; They love the dear old stars and stripes, Tho spangled field of blue. Tls Mulligan can tell the tale Of how they fought that day. When with the foe at Lexington They met in bloody fray. Fast whizzed the shot and murderous shell, The bullets fell like rain ; But dautless stood his brave brigade The heroes of the plain. Then, pressed the foe In serried ranks ; But not to them they yield. Hunger and thirst had done their work, Before'they gave the field. Oh ! honor to the Irish hoys, And cheers of three times three ; Old Ireland is with our side I wish that s?ie was free. The Irish boys are bold and brave, The Irish boys ore true ; They love tho dear old stars and stripes, The spangled field of blue. Oh ! brave were those who nobly fought ; But braver still the band Who, forced by rebels in their ranks, United made their stand. They saw tho old and honored flag Borne out upon the air, And not a gun was raised against Its floating folds so fair! Ah! Lexington and Springfield boast Their heroes true ond grand ; But Winchester shall stir men's hearts Throughout Columbia's land. Oh ! honor to the Irish boys, And cheers of three times three, For Ireland we'll fight some day, And she shall yet be free. C. SI. Philadelphia JPress. OUE NEW YOEK LETTEE. The Fourth The Fire-Cracker Fiend Hydrophobia Ice Tile Beeclier Tllton Scandal Havcmeyer. Correspondence Nebraska Advertiser. New York, July 16, 187L The Fourth of July passed off with more than the usual number of acoi dents from those relics of barbarism, fire-works. The boys of this great crowded city commenced exploding flre-orackers, and setting off all sorts of fire-works, the day before the Fourth, and they continued it, de spite the Police, with the most fiend ish pertinacity, till late in the night of the great day. Consequently the papers were full of casualties. The summary of the "accidents" and dis asters of that day shows some forty fivo fires in New York and Brooklyn ; more than two score of children in jured and maimed in various degrees of hurt from eyes deatroyed to An gers blown away ; a riot, half a dozen affrays, a ohild burned to death, and three persons killed. Beyond these wero the thousand other minor disas ters unreported to the police, but which leave their marks in Buffering and mutilation of greater or less ex tent. One rocket went through a window in De Kalb avenue. Brook lyn, and killed a child outright. It seems to me as though this childish habit of playing with fire on the glo rious Fourth ought to be prohibited by law. It is altogether too danger ous an amusement. The roofs are al ways dry at this season of the year, and everything combustible is in the best possible condition to burn. In such a season, to fill the air with ex ploding gun-powder enveloped with paper, would seem to be a folly very nearly akin to madness. But so strong is habit, that I suppose the dangerous game will go on to the end of time. HYDROPHOBIA oontinues to be a prominent topic of discussion. There are thousands up on thousands of curs of all degrees, roaming the city, and any number of people have been bitten by them. There have been several well defined oase3 of hydrophobia, and several bit ten men have died from sheer fear, as was evident from the fact that the dogs that bit them were shown not to have been mad at all. In one case, that of MoCorraick, the symptoms were those of rabies, the patient re fusing to eat or drink, and going into convulsions, in one of which he died. The dog that bit him was kept in a secure place and never showed the first symptoms of madness. It had probably been worried till it bit ev erything that presented itself. But poor McCormick believed it to be mad, and it so worked upon bis im agination that be died. Of course, thera are thousands of cures for the disease promulgated. One young woman of Hobokeir, who, having been bitten by a mad dog, was taken with the very worst S3rmp toms of the rabies. A physician was called in, who found her in convul sions. He at once inserted the lancet, taking from her no less than 75 oun ces of blood. This was the only treat ment, and it is asserted that in five days thereafter the patient was con valescent. The'various "mad-stones" In the country have beensentfor, but none of them have effected oures, any more than the regulars have with this one exception. Whenever a person has been bitten by a mad dog that person has died. ICE. The ice question ia next in import ance to hydrophobia: 'The whole bu siness is in the hands of two or three companies, and they are as merciless as monopolists always are. Taking j Advantage of the mild winter, the) run up the price of Ice from $1.00 to $1.50 per hundred, and the people, as & rule, were compelled to submit to the extortion. But an association in Brooklyn decided, not to. They Bent an agent to Maine, and he secured ice enough for the summer, which will be' delivered at the Wallaboufc Dock at 40 cents per hundred, and at the door of the buyer, from wagons, at 60 cents and honest weight, which the monopolies never thought of doing. As these associations are forming all over the city, and as Maine ia full of ice it is probable that the companies will have ice to sell this winter. So mote it be. THE BEECHER-TILTON SCANDAL. The Beeoher-Tilton matter remains as it waa. Beecher is as ounning as a fox. He knows that his church will sustain him under any circumstances, or, rather, that his flock will not be lieve the statements made by Tilton, and he goes on gaily, paying no at tention whatever to it. He has nev er opened his lips, and does not in tend to. And Tilton is weak in not using the ammunition he has. He as serts that the unpublished portion of the famous confession, Is enough to satisfy the world of Beeoher'B guilt ; but be does not publish it. Why, no one can understand, for if he does not make his case, he stands before the world a slanderer. He oannot wait for Mr. Beecher to aot he has gone so far that to stop now is ruin. People who are in position to know say that Tilton oan convict the great preacher of the grossest immoralities, if he choosea to do it. They say that he baa in bis possession documentary evidence that Beeoher did attempt to debauch not only Mrs. Tilton but other women in Brooklyn. If this be so, why does not Tilton give it to the world ? He has made charges in a vague sort of a way, specifying nothing, and making nothing direct. He does not state what it is that Mr. Beecher has been guilty of he only asserts that he has done him a wrong. Now, what the public want is the par ticulars. They want to know what this wrong was. They want to know, in short, whether Henry Ward Beech er is or is not a proper man to occupy a pulpit in Brooklyn, and as Mr. Til ton has said he is not, they demand that he make good his statement. And until he does this he is in a bad position. For the public believe that there is something in the matter that holds him back, and prevents him from saying all that he could. It is not a pretty quarrel as it stands. HAVEjrEYER, The Mayor, has fallen from his high position. Elected aa a Reformer, he has filled all the offices in hia gift with men of whom Tweed would have been proud. And when two of these men were convicted of mal-adminis-tration Charlick and Gardner and removed, Havemeyer, with a blind stupidity not easy to account for, im mediately re-appoints tbem. It is curious how thoroughly corruption permeates everything in New York. When Havemeyer took the reins, the city breathed with more freedom. Here was an old merchant, a man who was supposed to be honest, if such a thing was possible, an honest administration was looked for. But the thieves got him as they got his predecessors, and reform is postpon ed until after another election. An epidemic something like the yellow fever that devastated 'Memphis is all that can possibly purify New York. So long as votes can be bought by the thousand, and the great city has mil lions of revenue to be stolen, nothing short of an epidemic will do any good. It is probable that the Mayor will be removed. Governor Dlx has been urged so strongly to do it, and so clear a case can be made against hitn, that it seems that nothing can save him. It is hotter than has been known here for yeara. Pietro. BEAUTIES OF GRANGE LIFE. A Kentucky patron says : The Or der of tho Patrons of Husbandry is the only association that originates, exists aud works with its members In their daily avocations. It ia a part of the farmer's life. It does not call him from his work to put his mind on any other subject, but tends to reo reation in his daily duties, and, by cheerful instruction, to lighten and elevate his labor. Its teachings are the loftiest man can seek. It does not interfere with his political or religious views. In morality it seeks the high est points. Honesty is inculcated, educarion nurtured. Charity is a prominent characteristic ; temper ance is supported, and brotherly love cultivated. It -is designed to bind the farmers together in fraternity, and, by encouraging education, ad vance to a higher state the science of agriculture. We aim to encourage the planting of fruit and flowers, by which to enhance the value and in crease the attractions of our homes adorn them with those beauties bo lavishly given ua by the God of na ture. There ia no calling more eleva ting than agriculture, when viewed as instructed in our order. When "the whole business portion" of a Nevada town is reported burned, ten ohanoes to one the conflagration has been limited to a grog-shop and the jail. Opposition to cider will bardly go down with a true female temperance orusader; for she not only puts it in mince pies, but takes even all bet pills in side her. YOL. 19 -NO. 4. From the Detroit Free Press. A PLAYFUL DOG. About noon yesterday a freight olerk at the Central depot thought he would like to have a good wash and a nice swim, and be proceeded down the yards to a slip, looked all around to see if a policeman was in night, and then shed his linen and made a dive. He left his olothes on some boards where he had a fair field to look that the hoys didn't sly in on them, and be came out of the water happy and refreshed. He looked for his pants and they had disappeared. He look ed down the yards and saw a big dog playing with them. The canine would toss the pants aloft and catch them as they came down, and then he would pretend that they were "game," and the sound of bis clash ing teeth could be plainly heard. The clerk started for the dog, but just then several women, looking for an excursion boat, came in sight, and be bad to dodge around a lumber pile. When the women bad passed he be gan whistling at the dog. but be might as well have whistled at a barn. Then he tried coaxing, and when that had no effeot he burled a ciub. The dog picked up the pants and disap peared around a corner of a wheat el evator, where he was safe. The clerk put on bis shirt and vest and started out, but he heard a passenger train coming in and'had to get back. Pret ty soon be noticed a small boy down by the elevator, and he called to him. Some more excursion women happen ed along, and hearing ories they ap proached the lumber. The clerk put his head out and warned them that be was insane and they halted. The boy came up, two workmen approach ed, and finally a crowd of forty stood gazing at the lumber pile, not one of whom dared approach for a long time. Then two of the men armed themselves with olubs and flanked around, then threw stones over the pile to acare the man out, and before any one knew who it was and what had ocourred, the crowd had grown to a hundred. The clerk finally made them understand what was the mat ter, and wheu his torn and battered pantaloons were brought up he slip ped into them and skulked down along by a freight tram, swearing at every jump. Two Rattle Snakes Taken From the Stomach of a Woman. A correspondent writing from Mur ryaville Cooke County, Tennessee, under date of June 30, givea the most singular snake story we have heard yet, We clip the following: "A Mrs. Kennedy, a woman of about 40, the wife of an Iriah laborer living on French Broad street, has for several years suffered greatly from ill-health. Her symptoms and com plaints were singular. She was afflict ed with almost oonstantpains, so that she could seldom or never rest at night. She stated that she felt some thing running up and down in her abdomen, that she frequently exper ienced the oreeping sensation which is called irritability. She had been in the hospital here, and had been treated for various complaints, but found no relief. As her uneasiness and paius continued, so were the at tempts to relieve her, but without success. Not long sinoe Dr. Perriam Gyles was callod into requisition and took oharge of the case. "About a week ago she became sub ject to uncontrollable uneasiness, and begged Dr. Gyles to perform an oper ation for her relief. This he was re luctant to do thinking it would hazard her life ; but she persisted in the re quest, and at laat he yielded to her importunities, when, on Friday after noon last assisted by Dr. James Davis of this place, and surgeon William Allen, of Sweetwater, he proceeded to perform the operation. He first made an incision about ten Inobes long along the medial line of the ab domen. He found a tumor projecting largely, about twenty-six inohes In diametar and irregular form. He opened it and found therein two rat tlesnakes, one thirty-six inches, and the other thirty-two and one-half in ches, in length. One of the snakes bad fve rattles and the other had four rattles and a button. They had yel low and blaok spots on them, with white bellies. They were quite live ly, and would rattle and strike with vengence when disturbed. They were killed, and their'skins and rat tles are in the possession of Colonel John Stephens. "The tumor being removed, Mrs. Kennedy waa instantly relieved, and and is now doing well. The doctor calls the auake crotalus horridw. Mrs Kennedy says she swallowed two small, soft, white eggs tbat sbe found several years ago, as she was walking out in a field near the Warm Springs, North Carolina. Having just come over from Ireland, sbs was not ac quainted with the bird eggs of Amer ica, aud swallowed these egga suppos ing them to be partridge egga." London is famous for its fogs, Paris for it3 frogs, Madrid for its togs, New York for Its dogs, Cincinnati for its hogs, San Francisco for its grogs, Northampton for its clcoks, Portland for its logs and all Ireland for its bogs. "Patrick," said the priest, "how muoh bay did you steal?" '-Well, I may as well oonfes3 to your rlverence for the whole stack, for I'm going af ter the rist to-night." A ladies' school and a sugar-house are kindred institutions, inaamuoh as both refine what ia already sweet. ADVERTISING RATES. Space. 1 w 1 m I Per I Mouth.. Per Year. 20 00 S00 60 00 100 00 t Inch $i oo $reo ?i co 2 60 4 00 1 50 400 . 600 . 275 7 00 10 00 5 CO 12 00 13 00 8 00 3 Inches. 6 incbea 12 inches. 24 Inches, Legaladverttsements at legal rates: One square (lOUne or Nonpareil space, ox less,) first Insertion (1,00; eachsOhsoquent Insertion, SOct je3""AlltranscIerit advertisements must be paid forln advance. OPFIGIAL PAPER OF THE COUNTY . A PHENOMENON. Ttvo Cherry Trce Siin-Struclc and Destroyed Astounding Frealc of Nature. The present heated term baa pro-' duoed at least one phenomenon In thiB vicinity, which will "astonish the natives" who hear of it, and per haps open up a new field for Investi gation for scientists and men of In quiring dispositions. Instances of persons being sun-struok, with seri ous and sometimes fatal results; have occurred quite frequently of late, as is generally the case during a' severe heated spell ; but never until last Sun day has there been, we believe, such a thing reported as a case of sunstroke upon tree3. Sucfra phenomenon ac tually occurred on the day above mentioned, under the following cir cumstances : Mr. Adolph Vfeser" who resides in the town of Lake View, just north of the oity limits and near the lake shore, has on his premises several fine large cherry trees. Two of the larg est and best of these trees stood at one end of tne garden, gvery near to a high board fence. Both of tbem wera very thrifty, were covered with green leaves, and bore a bountiful orop of cherries, "which were nearly ripe. About three o'clock last Sunday af ternoon, Mr. Vieser was standing for a moment near those trees when sud denly he heard a strange noise, as if caused by the splitting of wood- or bark above his head. Looking up ward, be witnessed the most astound ing freak of nature be had ever met with. The bark covering those trees began to peel off at the top, curling downward along the trunk and limba until it reached the ground, and leav ing the trees as naked and barren aa though they had been riven by the lightning's .bolt. Barks, leaves and cherries wero all stripped off, and laid a promiscuous mass of ruins upon the parohed earth surrounding the deso late trunks. The process occupied but three or four seconds, and as soon as he could recover from his astonish ment, Mr. Vieser made a thorough examination of the trees. The ruin was complete. He found the trunks, limbs, twigs, leaves and fruit perfect ly dead. They had literally died of sunstroke. It will be remembered that last Sun day was one of the hottest doys" of the season, thus far, in this vioinity. There was a lively breeze all day, bub the rays of the sun were unusually severe. Of course the fact that tho unfortunate trees were standing- so near a high, tight fepce, from which the sun's rays reflect directly upon them, added several degrees to the set verity of theheat ; and yet, such a reault as was witnessed by the owuer Is certainly one of the most curious and Interesting phenomena of the season. Chicago Journal. M. A. Huet, a French engineer holds It to be o mistake to make ships force their bulk tb'rough the water, meeting thereby the large opposing surface of water and a sliding friction over the whole of their Immersed surface. This, M. Huet holds, is as great a mistake as if we were to dis mount our railway oarrlagea from their wheels and drag them like sledgca along the rails. He put for ward the theory that vessels should be mounted ou rolling drums, that theso drums should give principally the power of flotation, and that they should be driven round as paddles to move the ship forward. We should in this way have a floating locomo tive, mounted on its supported wheela or rollers. The vessel would offer no resistance but a rolling one to motion, and the whole of the supported weight of ship would be used as a pressure to give adhesive frlctional ef feet to the rollers. In this way M. Huet affirms that a velocity equal to tbat of our railway trains might bq at sea. To Destroy Moles. Bryan Ty son, Washington City, gives the fol lowing method for tnaking pills to de stroy moles : Make a stiff dough of corn meal, mixing with it a small quantity of arsenic. JMake a hole with a finger in the runaways, drop in a lump of dough about the size of a marble, and then cover over with a lump of earth to exclude the light. After the first ain go over the field again and deposit in all freshly made roads. T once concluded to plant a pjece of sandy bottom land in sweofc potatoes; but, a3 it waa much infest ed by molea, my aucces3 depended on first exterminating them. A few do ses of arsenic given In the way de scribed brought about the desired re sult, and It was a very rare circum stance to see tho track of a mole in this pieoe of ground during theentiro aummor. Scientific American. Arkansas planters ju3t across the Mississippi, west of Memphis, say that this lost flood deposited over the cotton fields the richest, thickest lay er of alluvium ever brought down from the western mountains. It is a quarter of on inch in thickness and full of lime. Crops stimulated by such foroea of fecundlta grow and ma- tue wta extraordinary rapidity, aud only ylgoroua energy in repres3lu weeds and gross is required, through the first weeks of summer, to assure the production, with a fayorabla seas on, of an axtraordin&ry crop. It ia said of the temperance crusa ders that "they drink not, neither do they sin ; yet Solomon, in all bis glo ry, waa not a raid Jikp one of these.?