;"-. -;-- j"i,."wgKV ADVERTISER THE ADVERTISER. JLiJLi-J r. .IRVERTIaiMI UATKm. CuMl-died every Thnriday by CAFFREX & HACKER, Proprietors. ' ' - ' -S ? K ' - fa - i c- e z . a I c l Halt inch.. OlltlllCH.. 1.S0 5l) .T.tt'1 3.S' .'..ft. 7.t lf.tS nOIce-No.74 rUcIMicranrTi "lock, upStn" I5KO W VI LLE, N EBUASKA. Two inches 2 30 .,W l.Wi i.f 7.Wil I."1 Thre Inches.... I .Xf 4.fW 5tK' .i 14 J.l t .ixliichw ' r.P s.ea 10.00 iiu Is.i5.i wk Tyrelvf inches. I ro iiw)l6.ti is. . -H.cJ 6act OiifHiHiiiii 'in.w -J0.rii 25.ot ri.(H -t&mit&MMUM Terms, in Advaaoo : racrapy. one year - . niriflf tltt Lesnl artvertlenpnts at lenl rates: Ont- 5qurB, (eiclit lineof .Virtue "PRce. or les 1 flrt Insertion l.W: nchnh,-tpn' irprtIon. ,"c. ! cyAll trAifoieiit ailvertlseir.ents must b pnia forin ilvanrt. r,e--f -v """ c;r v three months ESTABLISHED 1858. i BROWN VILLE, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 1872. VOL. 1G.-N0. 14 - . tiTvn r TTETt OX EVERT PAGE Oldest Paper in tlio State. OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE COUXTY. lM"-"" , , . , , L. ... U J MUHVJI'J. I ILULW . W. mi .j-.ukj. I I P i,ijf m ' WH i 1 1 Will I "J I II JUTTTTiri II ll II II I WM WW I ! IH llll jf ffinr-r-ajaBaaMgaBMBga - ... . I ySwJ2s , A A ,i A nm c nv niiA ht uh o sa m mmy ihia hhhy AT j- . -- Ml sr L! I-- V 1IM& Er "1 V & ' . - I - X i- b-s i i 1 - J 1 H i . T-l rt CiOM If Tu--J V Vwrt T T "V 1 Ir w-- F fc T I - X X 1' t' '?.',1'. IV ,r. I " f7 -' 3 HI I tw Q 9 M .f M 5y fw HS ffli i Ps H! wl i ' !- y I 3 Mh Ha o nn s. " 1 00 ii n '"' ' 3 - - I ' II SOCIAL DIRECTORY. Funms Council So. :$ It. Aj S. 31. Efe? -,-i:jJ Cuiiiinuiilcjitiom Jlrit Monday m r'jnili. iiiimedialely after the C'liuitter - tt "jN ..liLAKU, T. I. U. M. T. A. CUEMJII. 2- rJ'r - - - t -. vll ririnrlCoiiimanili;ryKniKlitTpni- tCT,,Ur No. 3.-Meewui Ma-wiic Ilallt.ii tlie m . uilitiii e.tch month. ILW.tCll- ' i ' '. I- a.i'kkhiii, Kecorder. si ' . ...ill. f'lf;ttitfr No. ! It. A. 31. -. .rOJiiiiiiuiiK-JitioiLs Iirt Monday ihkW " M, I-otiirc Meetings overy Monday " .C 111.AKK. M. Ii. II. r. Ht-n-s 1. ItlSf fJ- . si 1'ki.m . secy. .in.. I .!.... Vn. S. I. O O. K. f!:,s,;;eetinev.inoteacl. j M, KaLl.X-- K. W. BkkTT. Scty CIIUKCUKS. -.v-lTt-bjierlan 'V-MVr'iyer JikJ i rft I":. a. m..and..J'.m. - ..-.lay evenings. Sabbath school " , , J. r. ItAiltii. raptor. r Methodi-t K. ""lI'-.-r'T i;:,i.ui. rrnyer -ii - J v Mah-IIN. 1-u.siiii. .. -... r't,.irnli Kiilscoiml. -Corner f '. an.lVwo,id streets. erviceyery 1 a: at lu'j o'clock p. m.. -". i-k. KveninKer i .- uu - " " ,... & -isUrser. "T a w and :x cl.K-k v. M. Sunday ' u in. rraVer Meeting VdiiMtoy ' i J Moiihan. ltor. - v. rTf hrl-tlr.n ChurcJi, l.oiidon.-IMylnc ser tSJ , '. ,y sabbtith ut U a. m.. and In the r- 7- H. I..tI.nrch,rer.i.-ServlceverySut-p) "; ," k- v U. s. A-KX S1f.k. l'ustor. 7lTV OKKIC.VhS. :( itJ C ..uncll.-M.;" toepZlW. & V. irUs. V. K j:,hnson.C NeMI.ardt. r Mari.tl. I. C.ipmbell HerW.J.". Ir i. irer.J. V. Middlelon. Polu-eJuiUe. r . . -... liviir K V. IIMll'J.Ji. rlal and DcjiBrturc if Alalia. ,.r fially, by ltollroiid-Arnvcs 11 n. m. L- i in ; Bi'ly. by Uallroad-Arrlves 2:30p.m. -:i rn i in. r:''Tii ia rem, I'.nij -- :C:ui..ni Via Xemnha City, Daily-Arrives 5 -W.m.i'i" x ""iimseh to Beatrice-Daily: ,r. . ,-UTii -T" H-le.iu semi V ekl - Ar " ' U. V'ld .it..rd.iv at C p. m. Depart i-.l I n-!.t at 7 a.m. , t ,rs iroin 7 a. in-.to.', P-m i - . .a.m. W. A. IMLOCK. P. M. , n;.- --j rymii iim " ir """ BUSINESS CARDS. ATTORAEY5. i , i i . US. Attorney and ounselorat Ijiw . k .m- dillfient attention to any ieira! r .susl to his wire. Ullice lu Court U-.uc . .. in, Africa 1" rn : Ile- for i.r.wnille. Nib. . . siIUCIC, Attonmys at Uiw. Brown Atteiituin siven to the purchase .md -. . .".-tjie. pavmentoltatt-. conveyancing , ..u-tioiis. May be consulted in the ; J.trman languages. Ollice over Jlet . ... 4 i-tni h - ,.,!( j N LUCAS. Attorney and Counselor ut V ..! solictor in Chancery, Broimyille. V 411 iV' 51 . ". IT A NBWMAN, Attorneys and Conn is hi Law. Itrownville, Neo. Ollice No. 7l. .. - in i; h w. up sudrs. I'.l- ' - ft HIUtADY. Attorneys at Law and I - . jr- itn 'imwsTy. OlHce lu District Court t-r irt'iviile. Neb. w r .1 11 M. I.KNNAN. Attorney and Counselor i' 1 iw . Nruska t ity, Ae.. V- .till MPIIUKY, AttnH-saml Counselors . Ijih Paw iK-e City. PwmeOHiiity. Neb. i 1.. . -. Attorney at I jiw and Land A rfent, .. , ir ' ..ii;e County, Nebraska. 1'IIYSIClAXri. s ti iLLVUAY. M. D.. Phyalclan. SurKOon. V. a ' ii-ti'lrlciiui. ijrailHaWsl in Kil. loca- ..,..lie lsVi. OiHce. Left Crei"h"s ii-Pt.erson Block. SprtlHl attention ' : tn and iliM-aaes oi Women and ltMlni .v vi:r. L Ik. Physician and Surseon, . .Neb. Ollice hours from 7 to sa.m. . 1 1 . to7'3 p. m. oiriec in 11. C. Lett v i !1 ..VS. Physician und Surgeon. Ollice i i Tin; slkire. No. tl Main street. Brown- I".'. LAND A-G K N T .S . ."KI.L. Ben! ltateand Tax Pavim; ulici' la r.cmvll Jtlock. corner Kirt . sntti. Will si vc prompt atlen lion to iteal ilitale and the Pa., uient oi Taxes . ti Neiiiahii ljin.l ln-trict. 7tt "l! V. Hl!RES. Heal Ktate ARent and . piihlK. Olnce in :ior;heast corner Mc ' - h.. up stain. Brow nville. Neb. I II. HOOVKU. Ileal Estate and Tax u. nt. Oih.-eiu District 'ourl Koom. , t.i..pl attention to the sale of Heal Ks- . .. iii.-atof laws tliroJShoutUie Nemaha ,l CHAIN DEALERS. V'MliJilNo. I.irwar.lmg and Commls . r. .nut, and Dealer ill all kmdsor Srain Pi.-iuce. Oillce and Wareroolil. No. '. "i, Itrownville. Neb. 3IEIllII.VSDt.sk. .. ... i i,-. is 1i..i1ii.in i2,.H.r..l lfir!i. V. H v W 'i i iir.H-"'.i. ii.iii.-i an ...... .... ..- j -,.les riMiin In Mcpherson Bl-ck. No. f.6 - - Br iwuville. Neb. !" 1 '' i ,:,,l!d.VJreernrl"S so. .. Main n.a.Jir.iwn int.. t M I'. I)KN. DeiUerliiUenenil Mtc!iiiii- ' Hid I-'orvv.inliiiHHiI t'oniniissioii l'-rt !i-, . M.i.n street. Br.miiville. Nell, torn ( . ,ms Situves. I'uriiilure.etc. aUtus on W nst miirket price lhiid for Hides, i'elts .untry rroduce. NOTARIES. i.k ..inlm Valley Kode o. 4. A. K. V JJakery.one Harness Shop, two 1'alnt simps, two Ci il U'-'utar communication-, held on I MeatMarkets.trtoAKricultural Implement IIuuscm, , " ,.eniiit;soI otich mouth. llseoJ one Iturbersliop, one Ilea1 Kstate and Xitsurance j ".. i.,iiir in.-iii Jciiix Ui.AiCK, i Auencv. two Ilrick Yards, lots of Clerirymen. l'hv I , -... ...... , rK'U. S, Mail and Transfer Line .'I IT. Notary f.Ain stri-et. si r ttie Ivpiitittile and Aui.Tican Toa irmife compjines. JUSTICES. .1. -wilt Vill attead promptly to all r itic to him. Ollice at Id- residence i..-udo 1'recinct, Nemaha County. Ne-1 -11 .Tustic of the Ptitce and Tax My SADDLERY. 'I.ime-ss. ltrKl'.cs. Collars. Klc.. No. ''l.Brmniiie.Nrb. Meil'llliKdone -ti.iii ;u..runteetl. .1. litlUUE BUILDING. I ' . .5 :it, Br.dso Builder and Contractor. . Neo. s,u,a0!lt Jor n. w. smilli s ..- 'i.'.ilc. The strongest and best wooden HOTELS. S . I W iUl"s-l". 5t. Kau'lmnn. I'roprle- ". . Mni sireut. Itrowiiville. Nebraska. ri-'iei Ifleii and refurnished. Keedsta- . . ti.m n'th the holism, sihrcs :or all a. : .SoiimibHsBts for all trains. If V HtH'K, I 1). ltohison. l'roprietor. -'re ., Win "mi Maui and (ViUe-. liooil .j Liv.ry stahli; in connection with this DRUGGISTS. ! UY & NICKKLL. Peiders In Pru-. 'i'ry. Ktc. No. X: Main street, Broun- ' I'lilt '.ssortinent ot Driicj, l'.nnts. Oils. it narv, etc on liatid. aud Aold at wliole- M'' CfX SOUTH. 1 1 ''.AliIOCK.!uii Smith A IK'k Smith. s .p ut No. .1-, Main btreel, Itrownville. s a. i uns made to order, and repairing done - t'ie..p rtes. Si I REsTADRAXTS. Hn C UK-rAUItAXT Geo. Dauitherty, Tro . r N i. IT Main street. Hrownville. Neb. ' -.- i i .'Heirs. Bo..rd by themivor week ULACICS?IITIIS. .1. -V J. i (;:iMj:i. r.lH-ksmiths and Horse ' - Cirst street. between Main and Atlantic. ' a- Neo. Work done to order and satistac ; - . Tj. iteed. HOOTS AND SHOES. " ' IMIUNsoX, Boo? and s-hoe M.tker. No. V ' 1 'i-i street. Itrownville. Neb. Hascon-lant- el -i Ki-l aistirtnient ol Gent's. Lady's, 1 s al '-aildren's Hoots and sletes. Custom n . i w.ih iieatuesj and dispatch. Jtep.iirim; 1 -Uor: notice. SALOONS. I T -' 'II lirisn.VIU) A CO . raceand Quiet Sa-. ' i N. l Mai i street, Hrownville, Neb. The - aiiI Liipiors kept on hand. 3vem baskets ."OMETniNO NICE, AT VT. D. SHKLLEJVBERGKRS V n1IIV,,T)4r-vnBAI,c'tK,-Y'canonW- ?v-wn?r1"o. jiJlain -street, McPhfr - .i!-otiWW LHc .3 - PERU BUSINESS CARDS. LOCATION OP PERU. Peru Is situated on the west hank or the Mlwonrl river. In Nemaha County, aliout five inlle-s sou h of the Otoe Countj lme.and nine miles northwest of Urounville. Has a remarkably pleant location, and bid- fair to become u tow n of no little import ance. It has a population of about MW. The State Normal School is located here, andaomo branches of business are well represenU-d. but the trade carried on here Is not up to the demands oi the country. It contains many line residences, and some good buslnehshouies. Thereare here two fine rhnrohes Kplscopal and Methodt-t: trood District school House. one Steam Klonrinir Jlill. two Ho tels, one I.lvery Stable, live ireneral Stores, two lime ston-s. one Hardware Suire and Tin Shop, two Lumber Yards. three lilb-ksmith Shops. one Whkuii and CarriaKe Shop, two Shoe shops, one vicians. Politician!, Ac. but no Lawyer's Ollice nor Saloon in town. PIONEER DRUG STORE ! Ii:itr, NEBRASKA. JOHN PATTERSON, PROPRIETOR. rPHIS Old and IteMable Route is fully prepared to 1 lurnleti an and er thine usuallv found in a tlrst class Drugstore, nt lum-r prirrx than any llo'isr in the Stale. fll.Vl'JCTI'iX DhFIFIt. 4iyl THOMAS HUTCHINSON, WAGON AND CARRIAGE MANUFACTURER, PERU, - - NEBRASKA. REPAIRING! VLL KINDS of Repairing done on short notice. Also Cabinet Work and Collins made ti.order. Terms reasonable. and all work w nrranled. U ly CITY MEAT MARKET. By CHARLES "VVEY. PERU, NEB P. ASK A. "CONSTANTLY on hand a cood supply of Fr"sh indsrtliisl Meats. lliKhest market price paid FAT CATTLE, SHEEP AND HOGS. H.F. Morton & Brother, iCyiTECTS PERU, XEI5RASKA. CCNT3ACTS TASSN FHOi! FOUNDATION, AND FINISHED TRBOUOROrT. ON REASONABLE TERilS. taAH work warrantisl to Rive satisfaction. 1 lyl CHARLES GAEDE, PROPRIETOR. PERU, - - ' - NEBRASKA. 'IIITS House Is new, and newly fitted and fur 1 nlshed in every department. Clients will tlnd here as Rood fateascjin be found at any Hotel In Nebraska. Hacks io connect with It- It. trains leave tins House everv morning at o'clock. TJTVEJiY STABLE in connection with this House. Teams furniKhed joiest-i on the most ln.eral ternii. ' 1 J. -W. BLISS, -AND- INSURANCE MINT, PERU, NEBRASKA. Real Estate K.uIii aud Sold osi CoutiiiiHsIon. Collections made andTaxes paid for Non-lles!dants 5 J flas Ysy. iSH vys v "'" M OiMMOOATIONs for cro-slair Teams f Lh.-i.h!v I r.-iulit.Ac.ut uillime. Nodelay on ace -uui "I weuitier. S. BZ. T CEOJSE'SOX, I'roprJoSor. PERU AjSTD WATSGN MV. 55. Thompson, Prop.' IT ACKS leave l'eni every niorniiar. in time to connect with trains soiitti and Nortli on tlie St Joseph t'oiincil llluffs llullroad. returning to Peru ever eveiiliiK- 4yl F. L PROUTY, Ya sua er 9 B AND S IX E 3 T IROIV WORSES, AND DKALKIt IN AEDWAEE! STOVES, Agricultural Implements, WOOJDEX WAItE. v, PERI'. - - - - NEBRASKA. rt',Arcni5 this method of informing the citizens of L Neinalia county, and the balance of the world, that he is prepared with a lull stock, and isd workmen, to turnish any and evert tiling; in His Hue. at as low prices as the same can" be bought at any point on the Missouri river. Special Attention paid to SPOUTING, R0OFlNG,&o. Constantly on hand, fu'l stock of SEATING &; COOKING STOVES '3 of tfce most approved patterns Also Ag'icultTiral Iniplemeats, oT all kinds. Blacksmith's Iron and Supplies. NAILS, WOODEN WARE. FEtfCE 7IRE, tVp.i Ar.i Srr., Ac. Highest Price paltl for old Iron, Copper, limns, Rug, A.C. By All coo'.s warranted, and satisfaction cn.ir anteedln refereuc to price and quality of goods. Lnpnt for Ihp fIphrarprF Chirfpr f,A9enL IOil,"5r Uyt"rdleU L"iI lvi f Sa Gcefe Stows. BUILDERS JJ 1 J if ivl ? aiL b y ar Wei a Www PERU BUSINESS CARDS. C. C. WHEELER, PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON, Corner 3t!i & 3Intn StM.. pbbtj, 2sr:Bts :. Bpectai Attentian paid b DiSce3 of toe Eye and Ear. Bkfekkncks I'rof. H. D. Cleaner, Veokiik, la.; Prof. J. C Shrader, fowa-tate University. JOV & DAILY, Dealers In 1)HUGS,3IEI)ICIXES. TAINTS, OILS, Glass, Pntty. School Books, STATIONERY, PERFUMERY, Ac, Ac. Post Oillce Buildinc, - Peru, Nebrnrtkn. Physician s Prescriptions carefully and .scientifi cally compounded. -Kyi WILLIS CARTER, PAINTER, GLAZIER AND Pttper ILanyvr, PERU, NEBRASKA. "W'lSIIl.-i to inform the citizens jl Pern and sur II roiindiiiRcountrv Hist he Is prepared to do all work in hisline witliNe.-itnessaiiddisjiatch.and on terms that will lie satisfactory. lo-lj- Clocks, Watches, Jewelry JOSEPH SHUTZ, No. 59 Main Street, Bro nville. 2 Keeps constantly on hanil a larp;e and well vtn assorted stock it genuine articles in his line. V A iteuurliiir ol Clocks, Watches audJewelry X4 done on hliort notice, at reasonable rules. A 11, VTOKK WAllRAXTKIi. GEO. DAl'GIIEU'! MgWBHIWnirillfTtl j PUOIMlli3TOKf 8 SANE RESTAURANT No. 37 Main St. mimmjmMMmmmmm .mm imtm t i ,ii HROAVXV1LLE, XEU. IirrjniTM -aca i mrvtencm i GSO. S. PHILLIPS. Livery,Feed,ci Exchange Stables Bro- nvillo, NoTirupka. THE SHERMAN HOUSE. 4C 3!nlu-t., Biivnvlllc. C. 31. KAUFF.1IAX, Proprietor FE1D fcT.liIL.3 IX COXNJ-CTIOX WITH THE HOUSE. This House has been remodeled and refurnished throughout, and affoids the bestaccommodatioUMU the city to the local and tra elimj public. It is een trally located, slaves lor the West, and Omnibuses lor ail trams, r( from the Sherman House. Fi.Ir first class, eharjees miMlerate. l.Vtf JACOB BERKLEY, Wagon & CarriagsMaker I COLLEGE STREET, BROWNVILLE, - NEB. pl'STOM WOIIK done on short notice and in a v style and mannerwhich will Ruarantsesatlsfac tion. In connection with Mr. Berkley's Waijon Shop MICEAEL SWITZEE HAS A BLACKSMITH SHOP! And Is turimiK out work In firsrrfriRs tyle. lmvins ri en tendril sari fiction in every plewof work wlitco has thus far left hla.snop. partiiular atten tion paid to HORSE SHOIXG. tiTT'iiveine 't.i:i. 2fi 3m J. W. APPLEGATS, ilLili I Lb I Ilrownvillc. Xebraflka. VII.L DO ALL KINDS OF BCILDINC. PIIK ii pare Plans. Draw Diiirns. and Furnish spec ffcatioiiK. Sat'Hfaction m.aranteed. .lob Work ol en'rj description at short notice, shop on First S:rt et, betu een Main and Atlantic. 2J-tt GEORGE G. START, CAsli ILEU IN Grain & Agricultural Implements And Siornec. Koi-ivurdln nnd ConiiuiKHiou 3J i'x.;2iat. ASPIXWAI.L. NEBRASKA. . J'lHNU. A.SMITH. k. a. winox. ' I Pi' TORUE, F AND COMMISSION HOTJSS OK SMITH & WILCOX. Dealers in all kinds of (irain, for which they pay the h.Kliest market price in lasii. wien.j.-i.esiiiiarKeipru e in i as,, I SiTOllice at store ot . h.. Jolinsoc to. is-tim - -. .!. RMSE. -- , i a vm ;'-- IV.t Kf- i' Rl P it S rt - -y?s$ lO- Stfjjr rt-ssc3 y- -s ... ,. ,. - --- -rac-jt, r vii tpt-raiioii rt-c v; ' T - S? rorinea ix tne bust -vsi: " i J ? .. i tV .".VJ-- Okkick: ' irj P4 AtreiidrnconMnln iJtr? t. FRANZ HELMER, AGOH &BLRCKM!TH!HO? r u one noon west of cockt iiocse. . . V 'AGON MAKLNCt, Repairing. piows, and all work done in tlu botii manner anil on snort notice, saiisiacuon uuurau - teed. ate htm a can. -iy BHON"iI.I !lE fW u -T- Brownville Nebraska. C . M. KaLiiTmaru PROPKIETOR. 1 1 LL AT THIS NCItSKItY for your Nursery V stock, dinners are assured that it will be to their interest to do . All will tie s-rvtil ijnthrul lv to orihT. and positively at lowest rates. O! Kault riian more FruitTrt-es, shrubbery. E ergreca-.and HEDGE PLANTS, can be bought for the same money than at any oth er Nursary m the country. '"-tf J. J. GOSPEE, STATE AGENT FOR THE BEST Combined Sheller and Grinder Wind TtliU and Steamer. Also Breeder andShipper ofthe celebrated POLAND CHINA HOG, And owerof Tfei!(-e Plants and General Nnr- -"cry stock j j ! Addre i ir tock c- write for circulars anil partictl- Address j.j.qnSPEit. as" ftiv-S m-. I'Y, I ff " I BBILDERI Uriftf Ahuiilb. H'i S PJ a a i j VU:il) ?3 t?8 F3J gsswi a3i-iuaa 1 k PAYING TOLL. The night was clear the atnrs wcro bright, The .silver moon shone lull mill fmr; The frohty wind was hraclngcoUI, And keen unit cuttliiK wjis the air. Unlf-hldik-n 'nenth the lurry robes, We nentled closely side by side; What cared w lor. the hltinj; cold '.' For Sue ami I were out to ride. Our naj; was swift, our runners smooth We piled the whip Willi lerveilt zeal ; And soon we lelt the l-iwn behind. Our slelyh-bellM r .iiu peal ou peal. The music ol the silv. r Oc-lls Rung out si .vitt and tiiritlln? chime, With unicli my fciiiie.'.s mellow voice Aud merry laugh kept tune aud lime. Sue held the whip, I held the reins; I lound my lelt arm out of use; Where did I put If.' can't ou guess? Why, round her waist, you silly goose! We weroa.s warm us .steaming toast. With nothing but our neadstn sight! Why should we blush ? No one could see We were alone out lu the night. Wo came upon a rustic bridge, 1 held the rein.s exceeding tight; Our nag came to a sudden slop. And Hue looked up pale v nil aHrlght, "Whut'sr.the matter V whi.spercd she Wliai m.ikusyou;:aiii;ii, and looitsodioll? "You liltie irigiitened dunce," .said I, "We've only .stopped to pay the toll." "Pay toll! To whom and why nnd how? Theie's no one here to pay it to, What do you mean, you horrid thing?" Said I: "Just uuita moment, Sue, -See: over yonder comes it man !" She. turned her head and then I stole, As quick as thought a hearty kiss! And so drove on I'd paid Hie toll. She boxed my eara but what of that? I gave a kiss for every blow. Till she wa. glad to be quite still. Way down beneath the buMalo And every uridge we passed, that night. She'd creep out troin her sheltered hole, lu t her red lips close up to mine. And snv, "iuiek,Tom, m.w p y the toll!" FOREIGN CORRESPONDENCE, KlI.LARNKY, TltBBAND. November 19, '71. Editor Advertiser: As the train draws up and the guard calls out "Killarney," one im agines that he has only to put his head out of the window and look down on the oelebrated lakes. Tne word is replete with suggestions of blue hills, sparkling lakes and splash ing waterfalls; and we may be disap pointed in finding ourselves in a poor town two miles away from the near est lake. Seated on an "Irish jaunt ing car," we j It merrily along. P.tt is a talkative, obliging, good humored fellow and witty driver with a face beaming with health and merriment. Killarney is a dull town of 5000 in habitants; the house and public buil dings have a decayed look; the resi dence of the Earl of Ken rn are, with its extensive demesne, pleasure grounds and gardens in the immedi ate vicinity, are open to visitors. Here we select our guide from a num ber offered. Although actually one and the same body of water, one lake in a great measuro supplying the oth ers, still they are divided into three parts Lough Leane, or the lower lake; Murcross; Tore, or the middle lake, and the Upper Lake, with a river called the Lang Lange, two-and-a-half miles in length and run ning from the Upper to the Middle Lake. The Lower Lake, is live miles long by three broad, has an area of 5000 acres. It is dotted with thirty islands of various sizes and forms, some of tlu-m connected with the surrounding shores aud with each other by bridges, constructed so as to appear in keeping with the scenery around" them. The Upper Lake is two and a half miles in length hv rs of a milo bnmd-bas nn three quarters e i.i.i . - - i i ?a oi -ISO acres ; contains six islands i , r i i .ii i -.i i d is live feet above the level ol the area an lower lake; Middle lake in two miles long by one mile ii: 1 iiroii of fiSO jii'rps no islands. Amnnir the numerous cas- cades are the Tore ca-cade, Derrieun-! nihv cascade, Esknamucky, and ()'-! Suliivan'a cascade. In the vicinitv of I the lakes are MacfJillianddy's Reeks, Purple Mountain, Mangertan, Tomies, Devil's Punch Bowl. Tore and Ea gle's Nest, varying from 1100 to 3 lo-J feet above the level of the sea. The pen is inadequate to describe this sce nery within a circumference of thir ty miles. Different seasons will awa ken new attractions. Spring brings her earliest ilowers and her trees in tender green ; the storms of winter ,,. f,ll.l 11 fl, - 1...1I .. - w n mi; ".uui utiuows on j the mountains, and so the streams are Ii i .-.ii i ... , .- Ku-e tiiiti iiu: ami sparititng, and tlie ,nt....ii.3 fn.. ...Ill, ..II .!...: ...I uiuuiu i.i nisi- mi mi iiii'jr wiiiiieu power, and the varying winds play on the lakes, to lah their waters in- to Hashing waves or soothe them in to calm. Tiien the air is clearest, the heavens blue as sapphire and that bow of hope where the sun impress es his rays, bends over the lake ; the ! gathering clouds roll pat the moun tain's brow with sheen and form of fleeces of the purest white. Summe iv..: .n. .. . ";" "'""' to imuure me neau- ties ot spring. The lakes are smooth i , . ... iim i as gla-s, and like a mirror reflect and t double the magnificence of great pre cipitous hills, that, crowned with for est trees or battlemented with piled rocks, encircle them. The cool, se 1 questertd i-land.-. that seem never to forsak- their first or vernal love, are sacred to the soft and refreshing zeph yr; and the lofty mountain slopes are genial with breathing winds that woo nodding wild-flowers in crevices and fastnesses where coyly they grow in virgin purity and inscces-dbHitv. Summer brings the soothing murmur of the busy hive and the chirrup of happy insects, the melody of small birds and the love calls of the couch at dove many a sight and sound to gladden us; but nothing so gorgeous as the sun sets of autumn, when she veils the hills In dreamy haze, and wraps the tall mountains in crimson garments. She walks through the rus from . , , J uiuasv.iicu tling rorest, shaking the eaves!"""" - J,. fl tereu oy jraoen orom e. tosu-i- --. ....-.-........,!- Miss Kdgarton, in hor lecture on the strong trees ofthe Glena: '"""""-" V "i'-' r- e ' ""n"rrV-.r.":l-" 'Uossip; ,ts Causes ami Cure." com- ....... ., , .. . loim e oml-like and soft v blue !ar uure tins ireauneni l-anotit, as reas ; "" " " " i -" .tr ua,n- mcncM hv kv inr "As notliin- pc. T!SVerUr0U9 , to the north the Shannon gleam-, and ""able as that "the man in the ory shirts. ' capes talk, why should not talk Ttself Torcstnkswith a fairy wand and Shivomish mount- tXZT -Mrs. Charlp R Mills of New- be talked about." changes all the leaves to gold. Up - , m, th 0nat f.w .,, .,. Hie full ot tie M on without its oe- . jl, bhot a hawk on There is a sign on Nassau street, .. f -,, ,, I iU . ains-on the east we iew the rockj ,ng eiTected by the rays ;of the sun. , Christmas morning which measured New York, which in the most entic the steep wilderness the heath has .,,! nf Tvcr!, rvin.-io h-v nmt An Okskuvhr. r r.. e , i t -..- c-t. r ' . h. ' " U11-x . 3t enu('' profueeas the ocean sand-i Ken mare river; soutb we ?ee tbe dis- Aspmwall, eb, jnerer fired oif agun bfor iharavi-i partake o: 'Riso Padim, " but nu tu run storms the ropk rmnport ! nnd the purple color wanes. Perhaps j the natives of Killarne' are ri;ht Hut nearer tiiere aie greater charms when they say that autumn is the , of scenery, for the three lakes lie at time to see the place replete in all the i our feet, and we overlook the fairy glory of its loveliness. When one ; island-. 'Tis glorious, but the con beholds the wave-worn precipices, and tern plat ivo heart may imbibe from the vast slanting mountains reaching I nature reverence amj love for Him to the skies, down which the waters I "who laveth the ta-ams of Hi cham- rush, he can conceive the dazzling I grandeur that fascinates the eye i wnen ine sailing ciouos alienor on i 1 21. Mf 1 I I . the summits, freighted with ble-iing for the crags and the hills, and the rills. the lakes and the plains. In her winter vesture, when the mnun- tfdii slopes are clad with snow, save on the rocks too steep to retain it when glistening frost encase file pine j trees, and shroud the old oaks until they look like mighty sprays of white coral, and great icicles hang pendant like stalactites at the rocks by the waterfalls, and the deep green ivy at! Uos Castle has snow upon it. and lit-; tle lines of snow mark out the join ings of the stones, ami rests dee) on the window slits ami battlements. And we imagine that when winter begins to gather up his robes upon the hills, and the smiles of spring first retlect themselves in the lakes, then the exquisite concord of nature's gra ces most impress the mind. Boating on the lake, or wandering through the woods, or up in the wil derness of hills, the iruide has many a tradition to tell, and many a legend j to narrate: each siirhtand sound that meets his eye ami ear seeming to prompt him to loquacity, and tempt him to romance. His stories are usu ally wild accounts of geni and giants, hobgoblins and fairies: We ascend to the summit of one of these moun tains, and before us is a panorama of extreme magnificence. Cloirhreen village where the Prince of Wall and party spent a fishing sea-on ; Muckross Abbey and demesne, where "Church of Irrelagh" was burned in 1192, the present relics are of a mon astery of Franciscans, founded here in the year Ml!) by the McCarthys, Princes of Desmond. The Demesne is a beautiful peninsula about half a mile acros, and laid out in walks and gardens of the most romantic beauty. The Lady's Walk along the horesof the lake, affords one of the choicest rambles in Killarney. From i here is beheld an as.eml.laEe of mag- nificent features, noble mountains, I glittering lakes, stately trees, venlaiP j shrubbery, lovely meadows, venera- ble rivers, beauteous il-wers, count- less birds, and all over-arched by a I sky of glowing azure. Here is the Royal Family a group of young trees, one of which was planted by" the Queen on the occasion of her visit j to Killarney. We cross Buckeen I Bridge to an island which is joined ' by a bridge to another island ; we see old Weir Bridge and the famous mee ting of the waters, Further on we are shown the "White Deer" a per fect outline of a white deer, in a crouching pocision, as though cut in relief out of the rock. We pa-s through the tunnel, cut arch-like ".rough an enormous .;i. i. ft W" T,ml r"l!,inK ,ik" ,,0,,ie above the crowded panorama ; before ,,illlu l"tu " ' ' ns nreads Black Vallev and the en- l,"-I,ri'" ft trance to the Gap of Dunloe; beyond l.readth has nn is Doogary River with its water-flash-j cm TJie tr.t Portly after the de d contains four ing down the furrows of the I1"" i hat(. at St. Deroin, viz : stating "that Mountain-every quality ot cBarmmg see,lur-v ,m'efH the "'y'nvt'1',K'('s gowned with pines-naked douncks ro!,t !i!,1 seHr"d and brokon' jul. lark' ly into the waters ami covered wstn j Wrtulll ti more for the benefit of purple heather or fresh swird. On ; mil ihst beholding the upper lake, we are ! Jf (hig hynu cuj,e would examine -truck with feelings of admir.iiion t Tju.s 4 1;- -j would not. breth and awe a continuation "f the softer! rt, lhnl .0j si)nu'tl OP j,,orant con beauties of wood and water and ! cernini: those who are asleep," verses mountain scenery possess! ntr in surprising degree e-.e.y ane... 01 landscape that can delight the eye or gnitify the imaginati..n. Kmbosom- ed among majestic mountains, whose fantastical summits seem to pierce the sky, the lake appears to '-j pletely lnnd-locked. We cross Ual- way river close to Derrycunnighy ca cade, plungiii - 'downad.'epmoun - tain chasm amid rocks, which tear the iuifleting waters into roaring slui- ces that tall shivering Into rocks, which spurn ing and hissing ov precipice to the left is the pietur- esqe Mulgrnve Barracksfurther on we pass stately lirtrees whose branch- ,. 1 es spread out and interlace, fnrmiuir pillared shades with echoing walk-; hwil!,j ,njj.ht -tand a chance of es between we ascend the rocks shad- I ,..,-,' ., iiin a-vlum." owed with the foliage of the arbutus, studded with velvet mo-s, and .-prayed with trembling ferns we view Ton waterfall, the finest in Ivillar 11 y we then proceed to Mangarten mo.iutain, eros-ing rIe-k River which flows into Lower Lake at Ca-tlelough bay we a-cend along a brid'e path, which lead- to the Punch Howl on the left is Lough Kittane on the risrht the Horses Glen. The Devil's Punch Bowl is n tarn about a quarter of a mile long, down deep in a dark gorge, and looking from the , t. great overhanging steeps almo-t as all and quiet as an ink bottle the water is col 1 as ice it con'ains no fish has a fine yet peculiar echo, t the n-ght -wats .nl not attack, am, j.'actorv at cost of $ 000. 1 or the war a hrevet wagon-master artd 11 -. 1 .. 1 t ...wi . 1 -jgn of convale-cence were visable, , , ,,,. T , , went to Congress. Pat says it ha- no bottom, but under- - consii,t sonie m, -Miss Kl.za Lyman has contracted , neathitisa solid lump of ice. We R epubn(.a. ftd swallow a de of ' he lumber for water .:rrs Stephen A. Douglas-AYil-, , . .t .. .i-.in .!;. ... :.. nn :.-. ... v .....11 tanks' and denot onildmgs ofaer- t. :.. 1 '. t .v. . ciamoer to me su'iiinii, -ini ieei K.'pnoiicanisui. 1 neu, n u ot- tn ?. . js, -u o i u imiu.' w i run liivneiittiimi, wnere above, and as far a-the eve can reach lhe might be permitted, with great ?XbpV-e'r ll,e her present husband has command. 4 ,. - . , , "1 ..!.. 1 caution, to take a sm ill do-e ot thei-1 fr.-. Dunn, the daughter of Senator an extending picture dazzl- ,-,..!- a,!,iis. -All the obi maid, in Maine claim Morrill, is also there ,!.. .,...1 rn.s;, ,.... c . nu..i hi tha imut ." ' .. ' . .. fi I .1 . . 1 i.n:.,,.n ...:...i .1 . . . 1 iimiiu null ;ii'ii.ii'. - :iu ui ill uir i'i Li . i l... .1..-. iii. .-.... ....... I riinr mm- r.riiiiii nit v.. iiiirriini rrm nrnp T v. v-. . ... '"e,-- .-....., .....s .. , . nrji uri oi"" i' ' ti ' "i ""IK. one ing manner, invites r-airi rs" fn a.i. tnut Calm mountains, that shadow (ileimarifle and rise over Uantry bay. I bors in the water- ; who maketh the j clouds His chariot ; who tfalke ?th up- .1 ?.-il -..111 7 .1.- on tne wing oi tne aviiio. kj-.i hi- scendiug we see an eagle's nest in ! one of the overhanging precipices pn-sinir along Pat spies an acquaint- f i , ance, herding goata aloft on a preci- .. : pice. An exchange of compliments ensues. "Halloo, Mike O'SuiIivan, can ye's see Ameriky from that?" "Pat McCarthy, if ye's were up here yo'd see tin time? farther.' "What would I see, Mike?' "Pat, acu-hla, if you sat here and waited, ye'd see the moon rise "There's astronomy ye r honor; there's Mr. Airy for ye; there's the janius that irrn-ed his ! heels and slid down on a rainbow. Put, Mike O'Sullivan, only for the quality dat's wid me, I'd tache ye the mania' of makin' game of Pat McCarthy. Id' go up and I'd catch ye be the back of ye'r nick, and Vi hould ye out over the Divils Punch Bowl, and I'd shake ye's till the nail nd fall off ye'r toes down into it." From thesuminit of Carran Tual the view is gran 1. We pass Dunloe Cas- tie, and Hag's Glen, and here are two gloomy lakelets, where the ln.gbitlu-s and where she has her clothes, for this place is haunted by her. The guide showed us one of her teeth. land pointed out her chair ami her crutch all fantastic rocks. We are above all the neighboring mountains ! m and our gaze is uninterrupteu. e see far into the counties of Limerick, Clare and Cork, and far into the At lantic Ocean. Here is the ctuaty of the Kenmare river there is the wide bay of Dingle we trace the Shannon (Jaltee mountains and Brandon, and afar off we can command moun tains, hiili. valleys, rivers, wood and eas, islands and inlets as far as the ey- can reach into the distance, land and sky appear to meet, gray ami in distinct. Descending the mountain we p:is lake view the residence of ' .TamO'Connell, brother of thestates- m.m-then a Roman Catholic chapel, Lady Headley's man-ion, Aghadoe Ruins, Saint Finian's Ancient Shrine nml the Pulpit, the P.ishop's Palace, O'Conouhues Horse, a celebrate., rock in Lower Lake, was blown down during a storm, and lies like the rider, deeply buried in the waves ; however. his table, his prison, his pulpit and his stable yet survive, But night approaches and we must return to the Victoria and dream over the scenes of the day, to enjoy our ad ensure to-morrow, un our way we catch occasional glimpses of Lough Lean, beautiful and placid ; and we see the Reeks Lift tn the clouds their cragso heads on high. Crow n'ri with tiara fishlonM In the sky I ii v. s' ure 1'H.i of soft etiivivnl hue, The purple muiitains rise to view. With DimioeVOap. Occasional. ibiadbs a!?u fjiiocicky. Tinder the above caption I find , , n (In,hs" in the Dcuw- , ., , lwo ,.eII..mt.nt wc.uld spend j more time in things pertaining to! J t ,;fl,( thuu whetIier lhe souJ sk.nps I or stays awake after death, they a;,j n, int.hisive, and see that which j j Js pajv written by this inspired pjuil hirVwoIii ileexn the feubjeet of j J iiniJOrtlillcc.. j Thi ecom! nni minor .quib was: 1 .tyo tmi tlu. jm,PI1 , yACe jjht ijS ROIW, n; t hi-Shockey and C.-burn op w:,n,e i(,ked for soon." Prov. j s.13. ,iIl(. lll:lt .in,Wers a matter j1)efiroheheurflth Uj it is. folv ,inl ! huJnL, 11IUO him-i Tilir.i nr,j..n and Shockey still ring into lower j oontim,e to debate whether the soul i"n, hendvocated the mission of Spir-.-er the headlong , .hr souId oftjie3L. agitators would only j ron-iderable Fensation. The begin their sleep now, the dozen or twenty individual who follow them around the country, to hear them call each other liars and mutton it.g-.i., ... Now, I will leave the audience who heard those gentlemen debate, to de cide whether they are :it subjects for that piace or not. But, oh '. Eureka, And I will purge out the rebel-," Kz. 0:-ii. -o of cour-.e the editor oi ! the Democrat has no interest. But i if lnii nthj. rreature should ever pa j my house, f should call him in ani wa-li nis leet ; enieriasning isiiu ior one niirht ; but -hould I find it did no good, ere he left, I shoul 1 call a phy-.-iciMii immediately, and have minis- ; tered to him 40 grain- of epicactihama and -crape hi- filthy tongue with a corn col) : then advi-e him a.- the n" :,-.,,. .f -Jt.Ven time.-in Jortlau river,'. ?, Miouri ; go to bed. re-t one night if SPIRITS OV DOCTORS. RemarHnbie Performance that Shonid linc lirtn Narrated Before. Correspondence Boston Journal. Portland, Mk Nov. 20, IMr.X.M. Woodman, of this city, who fell through the scuttles or his store ou Commercial street on 24th I March lat, tweuty-t.ute teet aiuMib recovered after a long illne.-s. cl-aims to have been restored by wonderful ( spintti:! means, lion. t. . V r ooil- I umu,lnst evening, at Army and Navy ., .., ,,..,, .... m.,.imlf, ,,r the en-e which Th quite interesting. Mr. ". M. Woodman, when in fall- wrencneo nis r os iimn piace. f,,.lwi.,,l liu hiitnn lint tir (.iiiKiriitiiii n.i-ll.1. mo .liiuv s...w ....v . s ,.s ...s ... displaced one of his intestines so as to obstruct the passage from thestomach. In thi? condition he could only live fourteen hours. He remained until the llTtli in bed, unable to move, and some of this time partially uncons,:i oua. Thai evening, at t ociociv, in the prc-enee of Dr. Hopkins, a healing medium, Mr. W. raised hiiif-elf up- i ight in the the I 8 and spoke through the spirit, which they claim .hail been! in control : "l am terribly injured, and something mu-t be done. It must be cone wiiuiu ioriy-eimn niwiMii-yini will see the necessity for it." On Wednesday following thh was repeat ed and the injuries described. Tin spirits, speaking through the controll ing inlluence, said: "Now. friends, let the power of earth handle him." He was rai-ed up nnd poulticed accor ding to spirit direction. The spirit said the poultice must not remain on over one hour and ten minutes. The patient fell asleep. In two hours his wife came into the room, found the bed undisturbed, the patient sleeping, and the poultice, ten feet distant, nice ly pinned up. The patient was examined through the medium, by Drs. Wilbua, a Prus sian, and Lerow, a Frenchman. The nower in uharire. it is also claimed. was a female named Amada. All of these persons died long ago. April 3, the spirits said tire patient must be got up and dressed. He stood upon hi- fret. lie was dressed in incredible apace of time by the spirits, and wulk e 1 about the room. Two days after, after an examination and exercise like that named, the patient was left stan ding at the foot the tied with his back to the footboard, when he was seized by invi-ible hand, lifted hoirzonlally ovcr it anil laid upon the bed. At an other time the persons present were placet! in comunication with the pa tient and medium, and there was heard ang"licmu-ic Mrs. Woodman hastened dwn stiurs, threw open the nianoaud olaved and sang Italian mil- ', sic, joining wiui me n-i-,iioua .ui.es. .-lie tile. i retui neu io ner room ami re- covered all at once her natural state, and had no knowledge of what she had done. The spirits said to the at tendants that they gave him medicine every night, and applied shower and steam baths, and turned him in bed. Mr. Vo(dman, in his normal stale, could not move. On Sunday, April 10. at iniiinin,". ; blet was seen let down from the ceiling as if suspended by a thread, in answer to the patient's request of water The goblet stopped at the sick man's mouth, and its con tents were administered by unseen hands. He complained that it was bitter like tan-y, and water was given him several timed to remove the bad taste. Dr. Hopkins, the medium, on one occasion was taken up and earrh'd ihieetiinesaround the room, and on an other oecu-ion colored lights were seen. The speaker hmiaelt (Hon. (Jeorge Woodman) was once taken up and thrown thrown several fectacro-s the room. On May 7, after the cus tomary exercin by "thepirit. thc-ick man wa- reqnetj,l to cross the room and take his wife's hand. She held it about two minutes, when sheawa form in full eutome, with well de lined features proving to be Mr. B.'s mother. Thre was another form seen, but not di-tinctly enough for recoirnition. That evrninir a manifes fsiUon took place. The curtain iVM down as they were a! out to elo-e the strong liuht. but it was replaced by an unseen power lxfire it could be picked up by any one. The next day the patient , as "taken out into a hall liv the sjiirits, some sixteen in num ber. One of them was Jabez C Wood man, a lawyer of marked ability ami prominant spiritualist, who died, lust year. He appeared with great dis-tinctne-s, and wrote at a table. He sut by tlie side of the speaker, and talked about matters known only to them wh'Mi Mr. ,1. C. W. wa- alive. The sick was again exercised by the spirits, on May 1.5, and stood at tin foot of the bei'.r Suddenly he was lif ted into theairin a horizontal position and laid across the footboard arid bal lanced there evt ral minutes; then lie wa- turned over and the operation re peated. On May 17, the speaker, wliiie rubbing the patient's buck Indirection- of tlie sjiirits, was seize and tlirown some ili-tance. trie speaker related with much exactness tlie ;:rad uil recovery and re-toration of the in jured man and the gradual cessation of the snirit-' a-i-tanee. In cowJu- L-.it r.-T zs n.HiC-OWV tiliflVf-t !f!VPT ." Hon. It. W. Woodtnan are -omewhat startHng, and will occasion considera ble discu-sion. A Massachusetts woman made Srm last vear bv the cultivation of! hllies. A Oonneticut woman refused to pay a dime for an 1S7 almanac be cause one for 1S71 had been offered her for a cent. Joaquin Miller'- divorced wife opened her lcture campaign at Port- ,-s ..ITT t-. land Oregon recently Her subject wa- "Behold the oman. Another old lady has taen her fir.-t ride In '.he rar. ami remarked vvhen thetr-.In ran off the rack, "You fetch up rather sudden, don't y-.-?'1 Miss Charlott Cu-hinan i build ing a cottage at Newport which is to cost 20.'Xi. and all the rooms are' to be octagonal in shape. Mrs. Colt, of Hartford, is about to build a school for children of the working-people Pin the Colt Arms PERKINS HAS THE TOOTHACHE. When I went to bed that night I apprehended trouble. Along one jaw, the left ope, occasionally capered' a gambling sensation. It kept me a wake an hour or, so trying to deter mine whether that was all there was off or whether there va something lo c.me jUter thlt wouhI need Iuv wikiful presence to contend against. Thus pondering, I full asleep, and f,)rin)t the trouble ' f don't know how )onV r s!t.pt, but I fell to dreaming I had to make a match for $5S a side to tight a cross-cut saw in a steam mill aud was well to work on the job, when the saw got my teeth. I thought this was a favorable time to wake up, ami I did so. It immediatly transpired that I might better have stayed where I was, and take tin)' chances with the saw. I found iny-eif sitttng up rn bed, Willi ni'it li'itifl CTificiiiiii Him 1 1 v iirnuti. j umlthy other swavinir" to uml fro without any apparent cause. It was awful pain. It bored liko 1 iirli fri T?wr Mirfimrli fli. Kticnmnti f- C jaxv drli.d .. le rojf of m v mu!l a.u, t,u,n r:m lent,tiiwise Jf ... rr ev..rv ,.,, ,,., ,,.. .. ilruiiren plow chased by a demon, acro.-s astump !ot, 1 thinkthe observer would umier.-tand my condition. 1 could no more get hold of the fear ful agony ti.at wa- cavorting aroumi me than I could pick up a piece of wet soap when in a great hurry. Suddenly it .-topped It went giv ing nit- a parting kick that fairly made me howl. I thought I was rid of the toothache, but a grumbling set in next morning. It was just like the feeling of tho night before, and a small voice autd to uie, VLook out, Perkins.' 1 did. I went right away to tho lentist who has pulled the" teeth of ourfamily and knew our peculiarities. There was an uneasy smell about the oniee, it was very suggestive of trouble and as I snutled it in I experienced a sinking feeling in the pit of my stom ach. I looked at hi in and sickly smiled. He was never, even oua hol- liday, the handsomest of men, but now his appearance was very, very depressing. He looked like a corpse with a lighted candle inside of it. I told him what the matter was with me ; how that I had been up all niirht with a four-story pain; how my wife had been thrown out of bed by the violence of my suffering: how He asked me if Twoulden't sit down. I sat down on what was once a hogs head but now cut down and newly carpeted. He held back my head, oj ened my mouth, and went fishing around inside with a piece of watoh spring. Ami while lie angled he conversed Said he: 'You have caught a terrible bad cold.' M have.' It seams the trouble ia with one of the bicuspids.' Of course I did not know what a bicuspid was but I thought it would en't l"ok well in the iiead of the fam ily being stuck with so short a word as that ; so I asked with some vigor: 'Which one.' 'The'tumeroUs one,' said he. .'I am glad it ain't any worse,' I re plied with a sigh of relief. 'The frontal bone is not seriously nfllicted ; the submaxillary gland is somewhat enlarged, but it does not neccessariily follow that pnrotitua will ensue.' 'I am proud to hear that,' said I which I certainly was, although if the parotitus had ensued it is not at all likely that I should have minded it much unless it was something that would spiil, as I was dressed up itx my best. He kept on talkirm and angling. The (fsophngus ain't looe,he next remarked. 'Ah !' said F winking nt him. 'Oh, lo, the ligaments are ".quite firm. 1 might -ay ' 'Did it hurt you'." he asked, as cool and c-ilm as the lid of an ice cream freezr. Hurt me! Oreat Heavens I did you expect to split me opn with a watch spring and not have hurt me? What was the matter did you slip? Certainly not,' lie said, 'I was sim ply getting hold ofthe tooth. Just hold your head back an instant, and I will have it out at once.' 'I guess I won't try it again', said T, with a shiver. 'The toothache is bad enough, but it's Heaven along side of that watch spring. You may come up mini' time and pull it out when t ain't at home. I think I could en dure the operation if I was off al out eight blocks. Come up when you can.' Riccrn.im ami lite .Sentinel. Once upon Sewell Mountain, a short time befor the army fell back to (iauley in great haste upon the very night the enemy retreat' din the op posite direction, General Jtofeerans who went about in a common soldier's overcoat, and under a slouched hat. attempted to pa-s the guard on the. mountain side. The guard csme promptly to a charge and ordered the unknown to stand back. "But, ray good fellow," cried Rosv, "I mu-t pa-s.'' "Can't do it without a countersign." "I haven't the eoui tersign, I am, General Roeerans.'' "Oil the devil! That's played." "What do you mean who do vour , take me for ;" "Take yon for? Why, for wnat you are one of them dammed old Wag ners trying toget out to stfel chick ens. '! This made Rosy perfectiv fiiriou-. and although a pious man. he broke, into a tirade of profanity. The guard resoonded. and a little-theological dis- I.II-.-1IMI KlllUIICU, llitJ VlfJWIl.tl,lt L.liil ,5te Jnthe I:;iist,nt tJhe eor.JOIlil , ,f ,he uardi lu.arMf: thl. r,Vj J.aIaft 1 to the rescue, lie recognized the gen- iiwM f-,,11. ....! ....-,. n,.,ni..; l..... . eral. and the neor soldier betran aool- ogizing. "Never mind, " said Rosey; "you're a good fellow, and drd your duty : but, my man, you mu-n't answer so. You jeopardize your pre cious soul by such prolan ity." The man was promoted ; he rose in j rank ; nml after having been desperntly wounUeu tn hi- coal tail, lie came otic