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About Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 7, 1871)
TUB ADVERTISER. THE ADVERTISER. Published every Thursday by CAFFBEY& IfACKJER, Proprietors. ADVl'lLTlgUiG KATES. n SPACE. Kuli Inch I.C0;?130 One Inch i 1.50 i-V) Two Inches 1 2 30 3A) Three Inches....! 3.tl -LCO 3.001 S.504 3.0c T.tol im -j.noi s.wv 7.coMft&er i.e8 .;.(' g.w lA.cVki't.Mt :&oe io.mi 12.0" is.eo'-J.f -tore aaeo.74 McIMirraon'B Clock, up Stairs, BHi'WN VILLI?, NEBRASKA. Six tllCllCS. . r.oo' s.oo Twelve lnekes-l S.tM l-J.)hl&CK: 1S.0U 25JW -IfteO! Cft.0 Pnecnluron 1 10.00 '.urn -.X.Om "P-P" 45.00 W.E0 110.0 0 Local advertisements at lee-il rates: One square, (oielit line of Agate space, r .ess.) first insertion Terms, in Advance : ,.ne vee.r .. S- 00 - t months . J 00 n-e month . SO ! l.t: eRCh subsequent Inertion. .Wc. ! B3"AU transclent advertisements mast tie paid forin ndvance ESTABLISHED 1850. BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, DECEMBER T, 1371. VOL. 16.-N0. 8. rU)lN(. HATTER ON EVERY TAGE Oldest Paper in the State. J OFFICIAL PAPE15 OF THE C0OT.Y - - pau.v. ! ECS cftio'-I'olOr-.pj o,rt rj' r5 ipt-" -z. isJ r0' 1 SO CIAI piRSCTQ Y. "jriia- Council No. 'A, St. V S. 31. .. . i t oiiiiiiiui.c.ilioiis tirt Monday in . iHit:i.lij.t.'lv after the ."'lapler - J No 15LAKK. 'i'. I.U. M. T.A.CUK1UU. L Carirn-lCmitiinniIcryKnielitTcm- ir No. .. Aieet.s ill Masonic llajion t!ie ... ..ihtin each month. It-V. rl'R- li ' F. A. ('KKdtl, K.-cnrdcr. Li nintni-lle f'iinjitei- ". !. It. IM. I .i:ii:-uiiRjlims !iri .vionu - - - . . ? .1 i ..i;,jauiiK.4tlnms!iri.vioiiuHj, niin. Ls-tiire MfPtnurs every Momly .- Ul.AKK. M. K. 11. 1. ItlHriT. nlifluV I - ntalia valley l.n.lar No. -1.A. 1. & I. Ite-uiar uimi.m , ",' . f ' I.. sat iiiea-hmoiith. J.fHlKeo:j s.f'inlgv niv ,1 I.iir liLJIlvi:. 1 . Kkknvk, Secy. ovniHc l.nActi No. ."), I. O. ). F. -.eetltMrs 'i oesday evemns ol each 1 .1 I' M.I.. S. (1. It. W. IlSSSKTI.hl'Cy. "ciIUUCIIISS. esiotermn C'liurcli. -Services each . .it ir.w a. m.. and 7;i p. m. Prayer ' . lav eveninss. subhatk tchool i. J.T. ItAini). Pastur. I-llinl-t K Churrli. Services each J - Tl. t lfc:a. iu., and .;'W . ni. m- j p m. prayer jneeuns urau M ktik. Pastor. 4 riuircii ICpiscopnl. Corner W ri-f .mil sectmu streets. .-c .-- s .- i l" , o'clock i. m. samlay , vk, Evcnlnss..TVl'ett ;' clock. ' . adn.inisU-rKl ou tlielirst suuday x-il free. i. It- IAVXS. Hector. st 1'hnrPli. 'rner Fourth anti At '."'. ntvitm every txilibatli l.- a- each ninth.al M'i o'clock a. m., f m. Sunday School at Ilia. tu. . V.'dBMr cveuinj;. T. J. Mou- .-ttian fhnrcli. I.oiiilotu . . --iibbatli t 11 a. ni. -IMvlneser-aud in the .- ,r J l .1 Jii'rch, Pern. Services ovpryhftb V ; s Ai.i:sas,ikr. Pastor. I J I'Y OKK1CAI.S. ( iiaiiclK-Meets the First Monday ir nth. Mvr. F. A.Iisdel.Jr. Al- i I ..wis. F. K. JohnMi,f. Neidhardt, Mur-hal. I- fapinbell llerk, J. 11 .- .:.r,J. V. Middieton. Police Judge. IKZ Al nml I)c,iarttire f JInlls. .' i it I . by Jkulruad Arrived 11 a. m. IT. . a .U'i,-rty Railroad Arrives 2:30p.m. hi Xi - i. rs i t '., Peru. Daily Arrives 12 ra ; De- ,, a XeauOiR Uty, DUy Arrives 5 -.i . i U.sninseli to Beatrice Daily: Arrets at " p. ni. . .,. ,-n ia Table K'-ck-VVepklyAr- (. m D-p-trts Mon.lav at 7 a. ru. ,.), i in Helena Semi-Weekly--Ar- j I s,.ti jrla at b p. in. Departs - . . hi.!n at 7a.m. , . 's Horn 7 a. ni.. to 71, p. m. Suu . .u.m. Y.A.PO!.K'K.l'. M. BUSINESS CARDS. .VTTOItXIS S - lilt K. Attorneys at Law, Droxra ..aition ri-. e: u tue purchase .aid pnvtuenl.u taxes. coll vevaiH-mg - twbs. 'lay be Ciuaull-d m the . n.ui lftuguaeat. Uftice overUel- 4-6tu 1 I't.'s, AUttrneyand .":.u.e'.or at - .uoit'jr in cliancery. Urvvuville, . KWMAN. ittoriiey atid fou:i- lUwnviUe. Neb. Oiuce No. 7 i.,.. upirtiurs. Y ! : ' ..CBS, AtttH-ocy and Connselors ed..ixen aueal.ou un.i ir- i -i' Uoibcircarc Ottice in Court . ".n P.H 'ij. oville. ft. ' V, Attorneys at Law and .-. mce in Ditr:ct Court '.' ; s '.r -ll-l! . t'wmey and C ' i . NU. unselor i AU.mH-ys and Counselors .. . Iiawne Ctiumy. Neb. snevat L.iw a.ii Land Ajjeiit, '....nty. .brakx PII1"S1CIA3.TS. W M.V M. !.. Ph siciaa and Sure n. "b. niue hours frnm7 toa in. ail on ti7, p. to. Uiaeein U. C. Lt-tt's W. Phvician and S'ireNn. offlce . i..re. N. XI 'iiata street, Browu- iS LArVK AUKK'I'S. .:.!,. Real E-tat and Tat Paying in Ov-swvU Bi.wk.cortKr Firt . Will ;.e prompt attention to -' la" and the Payment of i.e-. " . maha iJiad HiMnct. 7tf !iriIII-5. Heal Estate Acnt and .-. iTTnce in Hanuatord A McFali's i'.r trnvilhr. Neb. li uOVEU, Ileal Estate and Tax V-lll. Hice in District Court Room. .: ttteutHW to the sale of Real Es- J . ol' Taj.es tliroughcuttlie Nemaba I I.UVl.V UEAI.SR'!. .: ' ilN'J. P..rvvarinR and Oiramls- . .Land Iw-aU-r in all kitwlnuf Oram !: !i.sp and Warerontu, No. i(iAiivi!te. Xeh. ! KRCILAA'UISK. n. ::-N. lealer in General Merch- room in JtePherson Dlvck. No. 90 '.- n.nviHc. Neb. I.Vl"y . .t CS.. Iwaleisin general Mercli . ;. Main i.tre.4. ltronnxille. Neb. !'. ! EN. IV-aier in ner.-U llerehan 1 " rard:n and t"tramissin-Merch-.. i, str.s;i. UrownMlle. &. Corn -. js. .vs. Furniture tc . aJnav.s on ii ii k-t price otd for Hides. Pelts, .i. iTM'ai. XOTAU1ES. il r. Notary PuUllcandtVwiveyaiicer. i'-i trert. sei-ond floor. Broviiivillu. r u.e L.jn.fable nnd Amvrican Tott- e v 'tnt)aille!s. ITS'I'ICBS. . ProbutPjudReandJustieofthe .:'-in "ourt House Duildmp, Itrown- (Dl .VTY SURVEYOR. I . i: I :!tT. t 'ounty -nr e or. Postolllce i :iou. N-iiUia Cuunty. Nebraska. r SADDLERY. 1. Harness, ltndles. illars. Etc.. No. i. Krownvillc N rl. Mpniiincrdoue -...-tionUuanuiievd. HttlDRE UriLDlNtJ- 1 i. It Cruise IluHderand Contractor. .tj. xoleaRWit !".r it. W".:ii Mi's i - . The strongest and best w ooden HOTELS. v ". litl -!:.. M. Kauilouin. IVoprlo" ' Maw tre't, Urownvillc. Nebra--.Ua. i - ;.lo;el ami refurnished. Keeilsta- w ' m aith Uc ose. Stages lor nil I . : oTiin,au?kS lor mi traine. N 1H L 1). lloJina. Proprietor. ' ' ; k-iuia Main and Collojre. Joim1 ' i.i. erj StaMe tn co.ini".ljin wttli this DRUGGISTS. "l NICKKLL. IValcrs in Drugs, 'ry. 1-J . No. 32 Mam stret. Itr.twn- ' i asKtarlment of lruir. l'aint;-. i.ls. -.r , etc oh hand, and bold at whole- crs siith. I . A I i x 'K. ;nn Smith & Lock s;:i.tU. t No. .tz. Main street, itro.vuv die, ii mude to order, nudreiiau'in done ' '. ip raas. :t ty Y UKSTACRAXTS. ir:-.- its TAl'RANT. .eo. Dausherty. Pr- '. No. S7 ataiu srs!t. Broni!le. Neb. ' 'i ir;. Board b the ta- or tvvei: KLACivSsrrrns. "s- .X. ij.-neral Blacksmith. tain street. i.ie. Neb. Is prepared to do ail kinds tn.ii. m sliort notice, and at prices tn o !i-times. - c UB'SiCs. Rlaj-ksatiths ard Horse - l"--t strei. between Min and Atlantic, -!i. V'.'urk d-jneto order and snlisfac- HORTSAa'DSIlOES. . 'IS-ON. Co it and Slue Maker, No. '-.'. Urr.wavslle. Xeb HHsetinstiiit - .. ici assortment o! liMts, Ld"s. ' i 'dts.- s !i mis Hitd "b.s-s. tus!.m 1 . :nta tjess and dispatch. Kepairais . i witiee. sai.oo:;s. "":;:. AH! .V CO . I.'se an.1 fi-iiet !- "t MiH sin-et. H-owtivi'.e, Neb. The - '""' l.'tptors. i-';it on I'.and. Prize Paper Collars Hv ""i Kjx roittniiiB a Prize. ? THE ?CSTO PICE.I PEP.U BUSINESS CARDS. LOCATIOX OF PERI'. Peru isMtur.ted on the west tiaitk of the Missouri river. in Xemaha County, about five mlies sou j of th- 'Hue County line, and nine miles south west of Hru.vnville. 1 1 as a reniarkublt. jilesant location, and b:d fair to become a town o. no little im jHirt ance. I' has a pnpulatioti ol about buo. Tin .-tate Normr.1 School is located h re. and some branches of bu"m-ss are well rejirct-enW-d ll't the trade carried on her- '.- not up to the demands oi the country. It contains rr.uiy fine reshleiw,. and somecofd business house. Thereareheretwoline 1'iilIII 1 ' ..II1.TM Ml IU Ll, alll i.1 L11IJ1I I. At....,.i., L,..i.rt..iL! .iH Ar.tii.vii Kowl UistricI 4.,, . ..,.,., ., s,jAnm -i,lllr; Mill "" ' twi Ho tels. o:ie llverv stable, live general tfres. iv.o UniK stores, one Hardware itore and Tin Shop, two Lumber Yards, three liiar-ksniith Shops, one WhKoii and (irrlape Shop two hoe Sbojs. one Jlakerv.oiie Harness Sliop. two l'aint shops two M.irkot..toAKrienItHraI Implement Houses. ,. . . ... Es, ' ...... In..r.., Aprnry. two ltri'-k Yards, lots of ("lenrvmeti. I'ljy . . . " " . ---..- . -icians Politicians, Ac, hut no lawyer's Oilice nor Saloon in t-nvn. THOMAS IICTCHIXSOX, WAGON AND CARRIAGE MANUFACTURER, PERU, - - NEBRASKA. 4 I.I. KINDS of Kepalrinsdone on short notice. iV A is.) t'ab:ii' ! Work and 'oilinsmade to order. femis j-easoi.ab.v. ml all w ork warranted. 4 .-ly CXT1T MEAT MARKET. I!y Cil.VUI.KS AVKY. P E I tl J. N !: B 1 1 A SKA . ( CONSTANTLY on hand a k d supply of I'r-s!i ' atidSalteaMe.il-'. Highest market price paid for FAT CATTLE, SHEEP AND KOGS. COMPTOX nuOTIIEUS, umber umiK&m, AND DEALERS IN AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS, WAG0ST3, &c. PEItr, - - - - ?Hf5RASIvA. YARD AND WAREHOUSE, Fiftli Street, near Main. yj" HEP constantly on hand ntrod assortment of iV Native Ltmiber. Iresh fruiu the s-vi, ulncli they pn.iost to sell a LITTLE LOWER than at any other point n the Miss. ir' ri-.er. Tito puhhoare r'iictm!ly ini ittsl to rail u.tj ersnuue our stts-k befi re parch.. :: , elif In r 4"-ly "iVH.rilb CARTER, PAINTER, GLAZIER AND Paper IIaii;er. P E R I J, X E B 1 1 A SKA. 1SITES to inform tlierlti7ens t.f Pern and iir r'Mindinirciiiutrv. "hat he is tr.-!ari'tl to do A-rk in h.s line with Neatiies8anddisjatch.aiid terms thai will be satisfactory. -li-1 v a I 1 m r?asrsr?i mV CHARIiES G PUOPKIETOK. 32R.5J, ' - - - IFRStS&ASSiil. 'pnis !Ious( is netv. and newly litfsl and f:ir 1 tiisti.sl in very departnifit. i.uests will llnl here as good fore as can he fo ind at any Hotel in Nebraska. Hacks fo connect with IL It. trains leave this House evsTy morning at Uo'cloc;. TAT UUY ST All LIZ in connection with Mils House. Teams Sneslson the m-ist li eral terms. fiirnislicl 4.yl J. "W. BLISS, tt42i i.fitrh -AND INSURANCE AGENT, PE5iaT. m:siiassa. Real CyjJatc 5$ iiitrhf ::nI Soli! or Cornrjiissto::. ColIxciionsmK.-ieandTaie: pai I Tor Non-Uesid.ints P. L PROUTY, r rt 'ffiS'BiT5 d3 istar; ?& &7 2S J&l u ZJS AND 1 1 13 13 T IlO Isj- WORKER, AND DKALEIt IN u a Tjt g lU-- V -V vJtM tHH 21 2 TsmiJ? MA HAEDWAES !'BAN3 STOVES, AGrtilmm Imrjlsmrats. ' Bi fcj - (A r V4dy t r warn M wm ,-w wm w sp w rr irooniz-r wake. Cc?., ZIV. - - - - IVEESSlSZt l. rir 'lAKIJs thl tuetliixlof '''"ttrtiiinir the citizen- of Nemaha is.uut v. and t le o-i'.a.:v of the wor' 1. that lie :s pn pari 't wi' i a fn.l st.K-s:, -nnd co.s1 uork'iin, to itiruisb an", antl everythini: in Ins tine, at as w- prices as the .same can be bou0!itat any pint on tbe Missouri river. Special Attention Jia!l to SPOUTING. ROOFINC&c. C at-iu;'... 'n h:.:. !. ln'l si.-K of KEATING & COOKXNG STOVES, of the most r.pproTisl patterns. Also Agricultural Implcziieiits, of a'.l l.'ids. Blacksiailli's Iron and Supplies. NATES. wCODEN WARE. PUNCS WIRE, i Arc. iVc, iStc.j iVc. i i Rijltcst Price jinlil fornlil Ir.in,Cn;iptv, IJrass, Rays, 5.c.- , i r.T7"All oo's vnrrantpfl. aid sn'l'fac'Ion puar-l atitueri .n retrvue-t j price and .juali.j : s uls. ' ' Aqent for the Celebrated Charter 9ak Cot?K Stu'TOj, PERU BUSINESS CARDS. C. C. WIIKEIiGi:, PHYSICIANS ND SUEGEONS, for::er5th fc 3IniiiStH TPEItXJ, NEBRASKA- icp:i f itt: t::a 1 Is D.sjrsz cf the r8 ari h. llcFEitct'Ei-Prof. ir. J i. Cleaner. Keokuk, la.: Prof. J. C. Shr ider, Iowa stale t'liiversiiy. .TOY &. D.VILV, Dealers In DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAIXTS, OILS, tilass. Putty School Boohs, STATION i;ilY, rKItl-'L'MEKY, Ac, Ac. I'ost Jlllct: Kuil.liiiK, - Porn. Nebraska. Physician's Prescriptions carefully and scientifi cally "ol:jpounde-l. 4"t I K.F. Morton & Brother, EbliQi OONTEACTS TASSN ?S0H FOUNDATION, AND FINISHED TIIItOUl.IIOUT, ON REASONABLE TERMS. Sr3"AH work warranted to iive satinfacJoii. tlyl f OOn ACCOMMODATIONS for rro'sins Teams. VI Live st. i-k. l'n -.!.:. Ac. at all tune. Nodelay on accoiii.l ol utathi-r. .11. E2.TI3i.lISSO.T. Z'ropriclor. PERU ArJD WATSOIJ in Mail and I ransfer e. I Y' . 52. TkORjpson. 5iip. HA KS lea . Peru every nxirnirirr. .'i time to Ciiinect with trams isoiitl. anil North on the t Jis..ili ,t Con. i 1 Mull's itaiirond, leturniuto Peru t ery t'voi i c. iiyi PIONEER DRUG STORE I rr:nr, xva.h ka. JOHN PATTKliSON, i'!coi't::t:TKt:. 'PUIS Old and Reliable Ho'isa js filly propareil to 1 im ii sli jn.y nid -v t rvtl.iry u-nai'.v l.nit.d in a first class Drl!rs. ire u' ffirrt irirrttininMijII'jwu in th sr(,. t i, 7".V hr.ril.lt. V I EXSZLXCSKiISirKKKS CALL AND -l.K hi picTriu A 1th. SPECHIEXS! E-LI KEI IN THE 3 E?d - p I oes! Style and e:!T t' 1 .S..CS tol' 5-d AL 31 M. or the of F.n FliAllTXG lor the Parlor Walls. c-cax?t to Enccute A Alain St.. IJIIO'tYXYILLE. e-3 B-3 .: ..I 11.;.;" CALLA..DSEEHIM. :rs-tf ClGcks, Walohes, Jeweiry JOSEPH SUIT, No. 59 Slain Street, Ziro-Rriiville. -V Keeps coisstar.tly on iian 1 a larseand well V"fc. a-sor.-l (t x-k '"ceiiii ''i'i rui-les 'n h'sline. Ju S.Kt" iiru.i: ' 'n..s VS .t.'in s itiitl Jew dene t II .iei' ro'.i e, -tl if.i-o,ia '.r r. ALL Wolth' l'AIti;A.TJ-:ih .tes. JACOB BERKLEY, Wagon & 0? rmsjsMarker ! COLLECJE STJIEET, BROWNVILLE, - NEB. CUSTOM 'W'OItlC done on sbort notice and In a style and maimer ivuk'U will ?iaranlttesa.tisfae tion. In connection with Mr. Ilerkley's Wacon Shop MICHAEL SWITZER ir.vs a BLACKSMITH SHOP! And is turn'tic "u w.rV in lrst clas !v!e. I.n in L'ien ener.il .ti vti.m in ver.- p. - of work bii-h L:.s I'nis .ar le.t I.i- shop. Particular atten tion pa.d to HORSE SROfelXG. rg" Jive tne a cull. avnin BANK RESTAURANT. GEORGE DAUGRERTY, ProiirSetnr. o. 3 3SainM2'cit, Slro'.vnvllltj. 1 O A II 1 EY Till- DAY OU WEEK. MEALS AT ALL HOURS. For Stylish Necktie?. GO TO THE PGSTOFFICE. GEO. DAlGIiERTY. i r pipip ncv i Srtr" i ".s:m ina; SiAgRAwTs l tfiii 'hJ n aam aw.ji IJUOAYX VILI.E. MRS. THE SHERMAN HOUSE. JG Maiit-sl., Broil ui illc. CM. SiAl'3fF.W S, arretr i ' i-: 1-: 33 j- t .-v 1 J.L. vz IX CONXECTIOX WITH THE ISOl'Sr. This House lias been remoceltsl 'ind ref.itnisliec ibrotiliotit. ui.d ifiorJs tlie in si .ueoinnitstal.o' s.i, the city to Cie loeai Atid tr.ivi bnci u!Ik-. It i-o :i trally lomted. s-Ht- lor the ..si.Hinl Ou'"iHil.s. l'.r all 0.1:11s. u,i men i'.e sU.-ruian House. I-Vn tirst 1. i:tss 1 1, 1 it1- iii.Hl.'rHt.. I, tl ' GBO. 5. PKII,ZPS. LivBry,Feedi& Exchange Stables Bro5Tivillo, Ne-Iiraslia. For Choiee Cigars, GO TO THE FOSTOFTICE. JiJi'-r.' iiJ i nv r l ? I nm T' r,--, -- j. l sa i t t-ps' .-.- f I f. M E E .o.1' 'S-? -' 1 J 8 i ! 12 E S 1 I i. -VsSsS-ii . --- i-' -.i (J I 53 16 S" t gSSSST" u.i . . . . "'lii'r?An0',t'rat-oas -''r l3ltSj & r,,rmPd iu thc btst . . Ssv'- mMa';; -4 -&z-J?y "r Airesien.lnnAtn A4iLlUiiiCoUlilJ IHPB T aiiLilli P nfBv yOiLULild usyc&sssxKCdtius.ss rnu ubharn bsLLtti!. -9IX-?:. j THE YOUXG HUSBAND'S DIL.EMJIA. John hail just married and brought homo a lirhic, A eracettil and htixittn and lipatttiful miss; Anil when at the uliar he .stood by herside. It. seemed the last drop in his full cup of bliss. Indeed .she was one of the fnirot of crea tures ; Her lips were like rubles her teeth whiteas pearl ; The ruse iiiteht have borrowed its hues from her featntts, The Minliuht was mocked by her bright golden curls. With trnslinxnml music the swift moments Hew. Till midnkxht rspproaclietl, and Ihe bride find her y o-jin. After bid itni; tiititr friends and companions adieu. Ret ired together of courte lo their room There her beautiful wreath and her gossamer vail. On the top of the bureau she carefully lnl.1. Then placing her dress, with its long silken trail. O'er tlie back of a chair by the side of her bed And then, one by one but I can't tell the name. Of I lie various garments embroidered InJ tvjjue m .Nor iiie iceiums Hint over inu yuun ntis band came As he sat ami saw her disrobe for the night. Hut many a brillnnt illusion I ween. The possession ol such a position dispels Ta man who has heard, but never yet seen That wonderful process, the peeling o! belles! .S'.folin felt, on seeing those bonntiful curls. Tti'iJe ttlortotis uia.ses of bright golden hair. And the teeth he admired they were whiter than it-'irls All laid lit a b x that she placed on a chair. Meantime in that box something more caught his eye. To show how the artist Dame Nature can mock A full vil judicious chosen supply Of cosmetics cd lib., rouge, eii.ime! and chalk. From her checks cninn her plumpers which, least she sliuul 1 lose 'em. K ic placed in her toilet bo.i too, with the rest : Then MViflly detached tho full palpitant bosom Her lover so fondly so blindly had pre-ssed. Then she pi. iced on tho chair, the huge cushions she wore. When the husband was still more than ever nonplussed. To. sec what iu never had witnessed before A lair v.'oman'b bustle abrest of her bust. Then touching a spring that was hidden somewhere. Her lower limbs parted precisely in halves. And she laid on the alter I ine'in on tin chair Her last sacrifice, a pair offal calves. Her dissection completed, sho plnnged into i over. Like a lath that might into a rivulet tenderly asked of her motionless lover. " My darling how long t!o you mean to set up." " Mv dear, I'm fjuitc undecided," lie said. " Win' citirM' in tlie case would be propel nid fair " T. f.ilhiw the fnieli'in that cot into bed. Or stuy tip with the part that Is piled on the chai i '.'" MARRIAGE IV II AT IS IT! i-'iom the N. Y. Tribune The jjrpat Apo-tle to the CJentiles fon-itily eitjuiii his smi Tinmihy i "ilttltl fti-l the form of sutiinl words." Kur woi'dft tire tltinjjs. (Jive :t .-.ohiat Iilierty lo nilix to them sueli meaii ii.'s a suits liin iirpt)Sv; ami he will lctu-on (toil out of the universe. The word mm riajre is thuss ilefiued hy all the standard English lexicon raphers whoe works are within otii reach at lhi- moment. Jy Dr. Samuel Johnson : 1. "The jwt of uniting a man and woman foi i fe. '2. State of pernetual union." liy Niuili Wel-sler: 1. "The act of marry wi";, or lite slute of heim; mar ried ; union of man and woman a luinhaiul and wife; matiimony. 2. feast iiitule on the occasion. I'.y John (.'raiir; "The act of uni n'u; a man ami woman forlifein wt Itiek ; the lentil union oi a man and woman for life; feast made on the urea-hdi of a marriaire." By Samuel Woree-.ter: "The act or many mg. or uniting a man and wo man for life a hu-band and wife; the stale of leal union between a man !c woman; matrimony ; wcilloek ; wed ding; nuptials." Every one but Webster makes tin inn for life essentia! lo marriage, and Webster initiates no dissent from the general dictum. Consider now the promise require by the Christian Chinch of cver man who presents himself ns a can didate for marriage. Wetpiote from the liturgy of the Protestant Epi-co pal Church but it .s essentially the same iu all churches: Minister "Wilt thou have tht woma;. to be thy wedded wife, tolivi together after (.toil's ordinance in the holy estate of matrimony? Wilt thou love her. comfort her, honor hei and keep herin sickiussami in health and forsaking till others, keep-je on ly to her, so long as ye both shall live?" The man shall answer, "1 will." Now we are not here arguing that the Woo hulI-Claflin crowd have not devised or -idopted a substitute whim is vastly superior to marriage we w-ill consider that point in its order For the present, we only insist on thi obvious tiulii that what they com mend ami delight in is not M'nrriage, but something quite other than that, which should be called by its own proper name, whatever that may be. We no not wish to name it ; but "why should not they? He who has inven ted something vastly stipetior to an ax. a hoe, an auger, dees ucit seek lo cuiiiotinri it with which it is intehri td to supercede; he gives it a distin guishing name, and tries to make the distinction between the old ami the new. as broad and emphatic as he may. Our new lights, on the contra ry, seek to palm oil" their nostrum for what it is not, and thereby be tray their con-citiu-ues of its inferi or character. No man tries to pass oil' gold tor hra-s, or silvei for pewter; if he tries to deceive at all. he proffers his pewter for si! ver, his brass as gold, and profits or fails to profit as maj hap by the presumed lack of discern ment in his customers. We demand that those who com mend the Woodhull-Clafiin substi tute f.r marriage -hall commend it s a substitute, and under a distict name. Is not that demand cleatl just"? -Ci 1 A well authenticated case of a man supplying a piece of his own -kin with that of a rat. and being regard ed suspiciously .by the family eat al terwarri was lately reported; but now a story comes from California of a while man who recently supplied a port 101 of epidermis, eaten away by I - tin nicer, with an equal amount ta-1 The la'est wedding present report ken from the body of a healthv ne-' eri in the papers is the monev receiv- or.-. 'I'Li. m-nft ..,.!- . I ...:..!. I.. .. t-.'. ..t. (i.iui mux ,i.i in ii urn on. j well in f-wt si...... tUr. n..L,;nV. .!.. 1 lit arjitr took n. niir.it. K-too ... s..i w iuw v"i" ui --- in..t l.. ..-..:., i ...-... i. .. :..:..:.... .n.ui in- v "in.nMit'11 anfi uif itiiuiii "' lne i"km h'ft tl"; iuiI now the whole arm to which the jrn.es was applied is negroed, with the proha- ( biKty thititwill cuiitiiute overhis' of the skin left oil"; and now the ' , ... lit.) wjioie nuuy, LOVES OP THE SAINTS. Curious Revelations of Mormon Inner Life. iFrom the San Francisco Chronicle's Salt Lake Letter. i:ukoni:ous opinion's ahout oetting AVIVLS. There are thousand-, of deluded bachelors in the outside world who think they have nothing to do but come to Salt Lake, and the Mormons will furnish tliexi with ready-made wives with the same faeihy'that a clothing uierciianleoiibl fui'uih them Willi reatl -made clothing. UtirtMI L2 1 . 1 t . . t - . . .ilnl I L.i This is a I 01.1 lUt.O llll-l nu, (UIM lilt (UUItTiiJW 1 i,..ir. .;n : ...1 : :-.! 1... i.i aforesaid . ,, J. .- , cvci i;tiinc- iieie. Jiiveii it proien.-eti Moimou iias to earn by hartl work a second wife before he can et her. At conference times a ceilain number of Saints tire called to go on missions lo various pints of the earth, to he ab sent generally about three jeais. Some go to the Sandwich Islands, others to Australia, some to England, and others to different European countries, chielly to Denmark, N01 way and Sweden. If these mission aries are faithful and make converts, upon their return to Salt Lake, if they so desire it, they cm li.tveaii)itddiiioii al wife by applying to the Prophet, Iirigham. in such a case the mis siotiari s Usually pick out some "sister" whom they conxc.ted durin.; their absence, and between whom ac cording to the spirit, there is a de cided "aHiiiitv." As to the Ceiitilel bachelor, this is the poorest country in the world for him, for should he attempt to pltty the seducer, or even a lover, to any of the Mormon girls, a thousand eyes are upon him, ami his life is at stake every movement he makes. Every Mormon is ji police man, ever watchful of the households ot his brother Sa.i.t,-andwoe to the. intruder who loolishly invades anv saiuuy auooe wuo ,,. ""i-i iviiuvk iiiLi im- iiiL" lu-iiuit uii;ih-h;i.- , 0 .... , v.. v,v ...... .. , are very cautious, and they consider life even sweeter than stolen sweets tnim the Mormon maidens. , , .. , linl thop jitiiiltr ( HOW A DVIXG GlKL MAItltlED AN j lditou. It is the doctrine of the Mormon l Church that no woman can get to I hciven without the aid of a man, ex- 1 cent iu very sbecial cases. To he 1 married and a mother iu Israel is I eternal salva'ion in heaven tor the sainieis. Without thi , they serve .,s a kitchen -ill or watin ' uiai.l lo to some restirected mother in I-rael. J This strange doctrine i thorughly be lived by the Mormon women., and hence their e.igorness to get married, 1 either in or out of polygamy. A case1 illustrating thi- has come to our' knowledge. A beautiful young giil of seventeen was on her death bed.' and being unmarried she requested ; that a .certain well-known editor -linuid he M-nt tor, to whom she wi-hed to be "sealed," ami thus gain enternal glory in the king loin of G id. wish -pi i.lmv ...... i...t ivifh h..r the editor' reached tie ilc.itii- bed. ami there in 1 lie presence ot wit- ie immoria 11 iv .1 toe numan nvu. 1 nes-es, the living and the riving were . that "r or,1'r i c-htin-h organt-J united in the holy bomls of matnmo-! "ii.,it was scriptural, shockcy a! rpi. .. itr.... .; ,.!. fi.,u,i ' hrmeri ttiat'dcath was an utter ex- iiy . 1 hi: viimm mi. null uiii.iiiH". uiau. but his religon made him take fiie dvin.r .iil tn wii'f. f tisl tnices of 1 ,.vs.. ...-.-. .-- ...... .-.-.. - -, this kind are not rare. Such a m-srri "! ; 1 ige is coii-icered tiouuiy sam-iiu u, i t i . :r? owing to the solemn surroundings IlOV A WOMAN MARIJIKS THE MA' SHE LOVI-S. When a sain less falls in love with some brother in the Church, whether! marriid or single, tiiid -h despairs of , lion. Mr. Leech a soul sleeper, getting him through her own fascin.i- ! preached Tuesday night. Wed mo tions, or he will not respond to her 'day night Brother Braileii preached, alleclionate yearnings, she foes ni the and we had fifteen additions. This t.-,. ,.!..t ..,..! ni'i!,'iv known her wish-, was a irood I Mil le.-t t Ion ot how the tie-I with whom he fell iti Inv while thev OIUSC e-, stating that ' the Spirit" (.neither' bate was progressing. Thursday the; worked together in theplowfieJd. He I The greatest pleasure of life is love; devil imr woodchuck) moves her to debate closed ami Shot-key b'icked j wa-irr gular in his life, and commit- the TetiteVt treasure is contentment" marry BrotherSmilh r Broth. rJonesout of In-arrangement- fur other ric-( ieri flic mo-t -eriou- mistakes in con-1 tju. "greatest luxury Is health- the ast lie eas may be, antl that iy linn bites with Brother Brarieu. The ducting his domestic afi'iirs. ! reaf est comfort is -leep, and the' Ueaft she wants to be a moher iu Israel and brethren are highly gratified with the Milton married the daughter of a medicine I- 1 "-ne friend' up angels tjl'l tl I lit j an indciii-.ite ! t ..-.1 'i-i... might be eon-irie eri movement if attempted in the lien-, tile world, but here the afl'air is man- j so pletonicallv chosen is lather envied ' lar preaching ami a Lord.-day school, j her, so they separated. Subsequently than otherwise. Well, the Prophet I and will say to restore to the conimu-i nowever, she returned, aud they lived sends for the chosen one and makes j nit" the saving influence of the ser- j tolerably happy. known the facts in the c.ise, usually 1 vices of the Lordsday. ami make of 1 Queen Victoria antl Prince Albert slapping the brother on the shoulder ' our community a Christian neighbor-1 were cous.ns. and about the only ex am! goinl naturerily remarking: "Ah hood. Shoekey has promi-ed to meet ; ample in the long lineof Engiishmon brorner von are a'hanpv man." This t Brother Brodeii at Loudon iu Nevem- I archs wherein tin marital vows were tged a a niaiiei u tact, aim me man Iittie sally "I pleasantry uuvls thejber, and at some other point next candidate' cho-eu fi the slaughter spring. His idea was to meet him in matrimonial. Dear sister Sarah J.-i no ; our congregations ami rio them harm. ..i- sm. I. i-i Ann is sent for. a mutual But since the debate hero, he seems to recognition takes place, probably lor the first time, and arrangements are nisi le to carry out the imuitnl pro gramme. It often happen- that the candidate is already deep in pohgamy but tise addition is coii-idercd c.:t ex tra jewel in tlie household crown. The other wive- are seldom consulted iu the matter, ami the harem may be increased without their knowledge. Strange to say. young unmarried men aee seldom attacked in this mannc-, such women usually ordering polyg- unist-.' Well, there's . otelIitigwh.it u woman will do when she lakes a no tion into her head. AilnnMun V A'aluablc Discovery. I F. Iluririlesion, I-q.. a prominent lawyer and well-po-teri citizen of Pur dyMcNary county. Teuu., inform us that the people of his place, after a series of careful tests and experiments, have become fully satisfied that the Ailanthus or "Tiee of Heaven" :Af- others all around have been seriously afilicted. As proof po-itive he refer to aca-e where a gentleman living in I'upiy h.-nl. under ihe impri s-in tliat it injured tlie milk, had stopped hi cattle from feeiHng on the ai.authus by driving them U-yond the range : it's growth each morning. A- a con-seuuene-e they ail sickened and died of murrain, while the cattle of his !es fastidious neighlM.r.- e-raped. Thi- thing is well worth looking in to. It is .-aid that iiotliioir has been created in v.tin. nut we nave ween " ., .......i j,..M IllPOilllliiil una an v.v.iio"" -........, t... ,.....!.. in fh. eosn of the a? Ml-.thus Now we hope that no exception will be neees-arv. and that all the people t- ...at.- ... v... v -- I of good tnste will be permitted to view- it in the light of a disagreeable medi ! cine rather than a disagreeable ! nuisance. Pruciio.nl Planter. ... " -, . ! 1- ed at the door ot Tie cnuren wnere oil ot tlirt i imr nf tlw fnitrill Wlierf s,. .... ...s- ...... ... .... the eiremotiv u:s U"rformed. I'V . -.- ,- , . . it hh .rimr t ivmitv.li v- c..n( Oii III lSsl.lll v .-..... - - .. :md giving the proceeds to the young . t.A ..i- -.l:.- :md giving the proceetfs to tl couple to start them in li'e. -a The favorite air wi t h rhe n ew KU; fsiiiq bride; J-Ioinej sweet iiosie. .. so., .-. -" ' . don't like goats, hut as for me, give " , ,1 .. V " "r'" . . hisn rihI he is ir'ii. Some more iveo mu.rain m cau h lie say- lmint.,)rush tail, i IJ-orthe Urvnt .if IM-jsta. married jjov, Tluv v.,re allinved to Iirucetd the cattle cotnnence eat ngt.cletxes TheirJtl j1 tt u.flI, , j.ut riont i a "trt,rI- le marie an excell- 1ninu, lh.: whiskers. of the treeabout the t me in the -e: -o, ,wrVi! for the ' ent wile ami a sagacious empress when murrain won! afipear; ami that If had too m.ich hair I would Hnmbol.lt marr.eri a KK,r girl be- " none having aece-f to it have ever j ,r ., . Mi.iiiiii Infers i!ps T eau-e he loved her. Of course tbev SIXGULAR EXPERIENCE is DlPir THE DEBATE AT ST. DEROIN XE IIRASK.A. Many, and perhaps most of the readers of the J-Jvmigelint ere aeiiiint ed with the cateeraiid renutatiou of W. 1' Shoe-key. He was tor many years a preacher among our people About twenty 3-ears ago. he began to make a hobby of his soul sleeping, and to cau-e division in the congie g.itnms where he preached, ami in the communities where he lived. The brethren boie with him for.-eve- . . . . . 1 I partible mischief in many congrega tions, thev were compelled to with- ) .. ,. i ir"w " him. sjinee then his soul sleepintr hold ceping uoiiiiv seems to have taken pos-es-ion of him like an evil spirit, lie has been wandering through wes tern Ohio, Indiana, Illi. ois, Misson- ri, Iowa, xNcbraska and Kmisis, sow- 1 ingiiisseii 10ns wherever he ha gone He has disorganized ami broken down churches by tht score, and in jured many mute. lie came to Ne braska live yeais ago, and has In en preaching in the South Platte coun try. What he has done at Nebraska City and St. lJeroin will ilJu-trate the ellect of his teaching, lie oppo-.es ail church oi'gam.aliou, and where his preaching has an influence, men withdraw from all org;-.iii..itioiis, ami he establishes none instead of what he breaks down. lie is opposed to all observance ol the uordMiay. tits preaching is made sip ol the consoling idea that man ha no pre- eminence over the brute, and certain vagaries conceiningChrists coming to reign as u great temporal pi ince in .Iu rtiSilcm. The result has been that scoieso: men am! women ha.-e been ! led out of churches where there were j organizations, ami where they taught ; Christian duty and taught to pray in their tamilics and iu the congregation. Iu 1uve bi,Ii ,o() wilhollt home or restraint. Lonls.Iav schools iaVt, been broken down, and base-ball ,.,.iiC. ...iiih.f.w ;,. tLnSi. ,...,.,. ViilHin IM'CUVULttl lit IIILI1 IH.H t. . . . . (.i,.i.s sulislituteil 111 their olace. in stead of meeting in Lordsday school, social ami nraver meetinirs. commu- I nities haesnent Lord-tlav in olaving ball, jumping, etc., ami were encoitr-; ttged by the patronizing presence of. tbeir preacher. A Her a short tarry in soul-sleeping many nave gone iniosipiruuttitsm ami Intidelitv. Such has been his inilu Vm'.1" 111 those neighborhoods where he ha- juvached most. For some vent's he has been banter- 1 . - lit " "" ineacniog oretiiieii fur de bates. Such banters were urged upon Brother Clark Braricn, of Pawnee City, last spring. lie very frankly and earnestly took up the matter, ami a correspondence en-ned. in which it was developed that Mr. Shoekey was not as anxious tor rieba eas he had .pretended. Iu September Brother . Brad u visited St. Deroin and placed ' mutters before thenuople in this place ! (one of Shot-key's stronghold's) iu such a light that there was no chance , ol evasion. A debate ensued, com- iiieiiciiiKWfitiuiTwui, nun coniiiiuiiig :'"'. !as' J,,ro,I,i.'r.Mr!.,,icn :ltr,.m:,, . . 1.1 . tiuulinn ot conscious being, ami tlmt "" '. t uKiuwiis wutiiu uc icsui icci - . , t . .. I . . - . ett, 1 or created rather, it could not lie resurrection,) and that Christ s second coming would be to establish a Jew ish temporal kingdom in Jerusalem. The debating was done during the ritiv. At night there was preaching. Brother Tate of .Missouri, preached on Mon. lay night, ami had one aridi- result. rai yea;s. Hoping 10 win mm nacK iois,t.nr however, was an easv goose to his former useful ners, but after repeat- j,I,u-k, and, as will naturallv' be hi ed trials ami after he had done lire-1 f,.,red. lie was 11 hei.vv loser hnforp Broiher Braricn continued the a short time. He was an austere, ex n.eetings until Wethifs. lay night, Oc- acting literary reelu-e, while she was tuber 18ih, ami we have had .11 all, -S rt rosy, romping country las-that could addition.-. We will arrange for regu- j not endure the re-tra. nt imposed upon have" less faith iu such a re-ult than he had sit first, and the prevailing opinion is that he wants no more de bate. Isaac Clark. Last Boy's Composition. The following "boy's composition" is the latest. The boy who 'manufactured it is bound to make his mark in lite rary circles; who knows but that some iiav he mav he an editor: "A goat isst rmiger than a pig, ami le looks at vou. So . K.,i .. ,.,.. t 1,.. ,.t ..;,..... ...ill- t 1 i... .!.... 1 ,...f !... ,..' UlFtn ill'. lii'lio, will t w -.-? i'v f.mrlegs. Mvgoat "h-itu-il Mr. Til-! .':wl" J,' bo I.V,p,7 W,,U,n hp f,,",,,Il mcnt Id o"t up.' He assumes a dis hnhasttu 1 bad place, and a little :!prTlt lhe w:,tf f such n -'rejU SiIul ' gui-e! A clean shirt ami false whis- calf wouldn't do so. boy without a father is an orphan, turn 11 . ii nnii ha-n't sot a mother he is two orphans. The goat d.m-t give so much milk as a cow, hut more than an x. e saw one nt a fair one day w ilh a eard tied to his left ear; he Went in on a fami ly ticket. Mother picks the gee-- in the summer, am! the goat eat- gr.;-s people will sell my goat for three dollars and I Jill 111 lilt" I lit. ail. tL . Ulirio..., whuh is bigger as five goats. Father ir the u.st. ,s-,.,,.a.... ..l ..o WIV Ki.,,,; i .......: Tv.. ....... -!.,. .....& .. iefiM.il fiiinit i i - mt-11 i .aBr nii.-i r. .. t .... f- .k . ..k ..l. ii:-'uii;aiii niutn, i.m ing.i ou iii m. other crops, (jn this soil the grape' flouri-bes and produci-s better wine thin in the moi-t valleys. Ir is esti- ;.i.i .!..,. ,i... --jn.mn fui ,.: hmhh . ..t-i.-t .- .-,.r.-.,.-, . im- crmwTtif in Ci lifnr!... while the mm- J tier is increasing every y gelos is the ohh-st vine g -. ------- . ...... year. Los An- 'rowing couij- ..;.. t!, -t..i.. ..,.? U.(J :.. . . .. .i.ierion f winV Ar the vim., ii i sUj - ----- f older the pmduct,on lcora great- er. i ne wine interest is tle-lmed to, assume magnificent proportions in j Uiiitoriiw. One Sunday night a couple went to a New Albinv ilnd.) church to Ik married The voting man left his to- he bride a few moment-at the church ', .... . .. tioor, while he went to hand the li-cen-e to the mini-ter. In hisab-enpy she left, and has not been heard of I fines. i iMK.iiiiir li.kti.f ti.riif .rrnw f?li: bab has got the croup bud. unemiraieti nut aimahiv woman, and , throat of a girl of fifteen, wlw whs .J (was devotedly attached to the obi aucketl with the severest type of this , , , . ,, .., - I w"nor and J itiman. : terrible disease. The fal-e memlrti The vine was planted in C ali.ornm John C. Ca honu married his cousin ' js aln.ut three inches in length. m- netirly one hundred years ago by the ai,d thtir children forttn.atelv n-r.., ..i.i.. ..-....,..i .....1 ;. .".-...1- ...t "Zc D n Pokalre." It must he told, this story on our French friend Monsieur Le lilane, who was a passenger on the Strader :i lew liavs since trom .Now Orleans j shortly after leaving the Crescent Citv the French gentleman was in troduced to the jolly western pastime called poker a game he did not un derstand. Nevertheless he proved to be an apt scholar, and was soon found ' hlufiiug" and betting with a courage quite a-t ui.-hing to behold. Mon ti -- - (, hearing St Louis. We met and embraced him (French man fashion, you know.) shor ly af ter the steamer had landed nt the wharf. We saw he was greatly troub eled in mind. At his request, we tie com, anied him to the Southern Ho tel. On our way he spoke in a :ul mournfu tone. 'Ah, my friend, wat is sut game wat you call like zis?" and he pttsh his cane backward stud orward.) We at once comprehended. "I'oker. That's it. eh?" "Oui, zat is him!" (and banging his cane down on the sidewalk,) "d 11 him! Zut game cost me one tnusnud dollaire!" ' Again we comprehended. Our French friend had, during his trip on the Strader. bet too heavily on "narv pair,' and had stillered. We patted him on the buck and told him not to f,.ej di-couraged. that he would have better luck nexttime. "No. saire!" he exe aimed. "T ask for no more luck. I no play no more what yon call him pokaire? No, by 1 u no more! I no more wish to hear ze name of nokaire in mv two ' eat'sl" j We reached (he Southern Hotel, 1 when the Frenchman, fatigued bv hi- ; iouinev and distressed at his 'loss. sought his room. The weather was damp and chilly. He rang the bell, when a servant appeared for orders. 'I want you to make ze lire to burn T want him hot." "Aye, sir; I can do that with the poker. The Frenchman groaned, agd fright ened the boy with a look of savage despair. "You d n rascale," he moaned, "if you say that pokaire to me I will cut your throat olf close to your head!" The servant hastily left, and saw nothing of the Frenchman until the next morning, when he found him inquiring the way to the dining hall. Ho was not in the be-t humor yet. "Zis is ze way to ze breakfast?" he asked. "No. sir, that door leads to at: ante- ro'im." The Frenchman became excited and confused: He muttered through his half closed teeth: "P.y trare, I shtdJ tiit 7. in housp. I ask for ze make ze tire burn, ami you say he want pokaire. I tell you d 11 ze pokaire. I ask for ze break fa-t. and you show me to ze ante room. I tell you d n .e anti! I lose one totj saml riollatre.aiid no moreantiand ze pokaire." Saying which he hurried down stairs, where we met him thoroughly convinced that everybody in St. Lou ---.----------- j Js paid more attention to poker than n ., ollHT Willlt'll ol DtlSHies.-'. Whom do Great Men ?Inrry. ! Woiiienofcotirse. But thev show I.i. -1 :. c . . ... .1...I : 1 me same diversity 01 m-ii' ui;u is-n'n in the lower ranks, and on the whole j make worse mistakes, i hey however ..-, snow me same sense 111 mousing wives that, they show in managing other people's atiairs whether that be goiMl or baI. ii'diert Burns married a Isirm gin. ( country simire. but lived with her hut s.-icrerily ob-erved, and sincere aifee - tioii icxi-tcri. Shakespeare love5! ami weri a fartn- er's daughter, vows, but we She was faithful to her could hardly say the same of the great b.-irri himself. Like most or the great poets, he showed too little discrimination in Iwstowxmr Ins alfections on the other sex. Byron married Miss Millbank to get monev to pay his debts which turned out a bad shift. Benjamin Frnnkjin married thcgirl who stood in her father's door laughing at htm as he wunde el through tin r1 r'-,ts ". I'iiila.h-li.l.iit. Willi rolls of ! I";1 !)''' '' nn.-S :md h.s i,ekel ' hllel v!th dirty clotues. She had k-- tilled with dirty elotues She h-iri K-- 1 "'"V- V ':" . , .. iu luiiiTKriiiii riixrrioii n icnnion itm o , ,.,," ..w.i... .. I -J"' - - '-"'""'' .-.""-.t j "iie yTciu. '", ' ?tI,".lMpy r ,. , as married folks should in wrfect harmouy. John AIam3 martied the daughter of a Presbyterian clergyman. li'T a.t-eroojecu,..., ou aeeou.H 01 Jlin s nei-oii-.it r Tnlin'j .., v ..... .s. , . ...v,t .1 .-a.. i.miU.i iiy- It is not generally known that An- t T , ., "T r l -.y V 1 . . . . , .... .. . ... "' a" '" ovmg. -sm was an . .... ueiuier ui-ea-ci or mi-tic. but th.yilo urn evince tin i.tjeti. ot the irreat & ?. .t . . " -5tHie KlghvS tttiVOCnte. Edward Lytton Bulwer. the Enr- Iish stntasnum ami novelist m!rrii..t . jrirl much his inferior u. Z " . " , i.".V : "' , - c- "." jpn j, -drew lOr a Wtte. telle is IlOV,' ?.,.. - ir-tijitj. A PnTiifroifnlinnnl fM-.....t. r.. :... .- -...... v.i....i n mm .. V'l' "Ien .-tThmr. ills., at wuicn tne men end i.ot on v the honor-. Init the work of the occasion, The c-. f fee. cakes, pies nnd oysters Wt,ronlI preKiri.d j,y masculine skill j,,. (,rVH,i with manly grace. Not a l woman was allowed within ten feet of the kitchen. The ladies simply sat down at the table and ealle.I for wha' they desired, and were waited upon the by gentlemen. A Dptroit bride was unable to o through the marriage ceremonv until 1 .t thn ......... i- ..r 1... .n, .r.. ... - I ner corset strings were cut - . t . " . COXNCDIALITIESr now wearisome and lonely, Our little life would be. If woman's star w.is wanting To guide its to the sea. But when its beams re-plendant Upon the wanderer smile. He glides o'er summer billows Oor rests by tropic Isle. When summer friends have vanished Her heart beats true nnd wsrm, Her love o'erspntis life's sorrows. As rainlow.s span the storm. As- fervently nnd freely She pours her love untold. As rose- tm'ir their fragrance From urns of flame or gold. Prudes are Coquette? gone to seed. Evening weddings are the style in Englnnd. State of affairs in Utah : n'are'm-scare-um. To engaged persons : Better never than late. Judy. An English lady ha been granted twenty-live pounds damages, just for one stolen kiss. i The best way to improve the lot of woman Is to put a good house on it, and r: good man in the house. An English woman married a Be douin Arab, as she said, "in the in terests of science." A rural paper remarks "Cold nights have put a stop to gate spark ing. If she doesn't ask you to come In you'd better quit." A Connecticut Enoch Arden re turned home, took in the situation at a glance, tearfully borrowed a dollar from his successor, ami departed. A Miss Brin of Montreal has sue.I her lover for what she calls "extras." She says the will explain when tho trial comes on. A Wisconsin couple, who have been engaged for thirty years, Iiuvo never been out of jail long enough to get majried. A I rllliant young lady wants to know if it is bigamy for a man to be come wedded to his wife's opinions. A contemporary tells tho ladies they must "take heart." That's just what the dear creatures have been do ing for ages. The bachelors of Milwaukee pro pose to establish a joint stock hotel and hospital combined for their ux chi.-ive use. An Towa woman recently present ed her happy husband with a divorce which she had procured while on a visit to Minnesota. A lady editor in Wisconsin advertise- in he.i own paper for a. husband. She says he mu-t be a printer, and possess means suflieient to buy a new press. A sick man was told that his friftt would probably marry again. All right, said he, "there will be one man to lament my death." A clergyman at Council BlufCr charges by weight for marrying cou ples, the fate being four centra pound for the groom, and two for the hritle. Why this distinction on account of i sex? Lire temperately go to church attend to your afi'iirs love all tho pretty girl. marry one of them live like a man ami die HKe a Christian. It i' a fact, hut you rarely see two i women lilnving ar, cnes.s logeiuer. We suppose it is because with such ji partner, there is but Ii'tle amasemeHt 10 either in being runted. Bachelors are a much abused clnss of persons; hut Quilp says it is mutch better to'be laughed xt for not buhtg; married, than to be unable to I&ugh If b A southern nliior reisiark: "IT in our school riys the rule of three is proverbially trying, how much hard er, iu after life, do we find the rule of one. He has been married only four teen months. Some one think1- that p. 3-oung man must have n verv fnitry oninion of himself when he propo-es to a young lady to marry him, and then coolly informs her that it will be at least 1 t,vn or ,, V(t ,.pfore tomnrrv: Cheeky, sure. he is ablo In an article on "domestic unhap- pihes-," which we saw iu 11 daily pa- ' !)(ir the other morning, the question Was asked, "Why do wives fade?" ' As than- was no answer to the inoui- r. we suppose the editor threw it out as a conundrum, and will venture to .answer, "Because they won't wash!" 77i..;.. o,..,i,. .. i,ii ,i..innt,i i- ' "fil!,J whi3ke.-s : detective takes him . side and hears a painful tale: "They loved. The 'lady hxd ! st'rn pnrients, Benjamin was for- I liiiliL.n tin. Iioiise flriot (rrieft T.nvi i. , ,.ili: ... c,, ...;..,.J' A.. ..l,- ilfcls7 4il ."iV 'a- II in.-1. TkiJ V-,IW- !ker-. He goes to Newark. Is she .. . ... ,.rnev Sllt. ,,. (jh joy and things' s,,. -fins j,im on the lrin. Ptpture i beneath decorum, like the fast run- ning brook beneath the ice. Thev hire bound to Cincinnati. There he is to stop, whilv site proceeds to St. , t.oniu irliun. f lint' hni'u fru.nits u.ti.1 wi , VU, jjn her, nn? tfu ' . . ... J . . . . ...,: ! ...,,. "each otherns." She The Lewi-town Me.i Journal savs: Dr. Hill has ii; Lis possession a thph- i- ; theria membrane removed from the of the air passage from which it came. 1 T ie Wm is a tnicK. wnite. lough. M.tli. n- snlwt.n ;( Tr-..ritit . tlw i -.n.L-..u-ti eh.iri.et oris-ies rderved ' :.. .... ..., e i.; .1: ....-. tu :-i I !" V" h ."I "".?. Yrt: J"v:" j auet iter -isic. c.t.tte 10 uf.is vui iiw tin. n,teni u-irt nf tln Sl-iU fo wi.r- ! Ilee,,e.1 part Ol the 6i.U, to Wl.r.s. I ,, iu the mills, ami wa- unwell on her i arrival. ' h.vvev She went to work one day. when she was taken tlowu ill wtlh diphtheria The Usual treat ment in sum. cases was resorted l. . but the patient grew worse, ar.I breathed with great riiftieulty. On Sunday she had a violent fit of cough ing, and seemed to be strangling. The nurse who hod i-bnro-e nf litrliml the presence of mind to nut her fin- ger down the girl s throat and seized, the nil of something which apoeared j loose there, and pulled on what prov 'eii to be the false membrane of which we have spoken. The presence of mind of the nurse :ieJ the Ctrl, who . - - - i - TiO-.ltl.l. I iriirici 7i rr4 i ti, niiu i t pri icuu uar jis reeoverinj.