J.. ..- ,.. no lines ories?) 1st Ingestion $1 60 rr. -rrJs, one year, fire lines or less 6 00 IS oni : : 1 J C.n.one r.ar. " ... eS0OO toim One Column, three months, 30 00 n:f CoWmn, one year,-- 60 00 Hlf Column, montas, 30 00 p!f Colomn, three months, . 21 CO fourth Column, one yer, SO 00 j-,riUCy.!u,iin Six month, . . 2100 f jarth ColBRin, three months, " 16 00 Slgl,:li Comma, on year. 2100 E.pbtb Column, six months, 15 00 Eiftjtu Column, three months, 10 00 BnonnwngCndiiUteforffle "6 00 Stray Notices (each hesd) 3 00 IIEBRASKA ADVEaTISEH tc i. lTcrh.eron'B Block. 2d Fleer, Hill Hatnacs; K V 37 ERMa 1 Copy, one year, In advance, - $J r,5ubsription, must iavaiiably, be pall lalivan J -s T W W ,,-w . -! - . . .. . . LIBERTY AND UNION, ONE AND INSEPARABLES NOW AND FOREVER." lvane S3" Book Work, and ?laia and racer Jab Work oX the best style, and on shortnoUc. VOL. XII. BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, DEC. 26, 1867. NO. 13 ? , . ...... ,. I ' i I t I 9 V ! .id I m! t- iT. d ,d .101 for 'cor- 7 tLt i !5S. 'ers.I mi l c Jvvi'l: f I'roa; tern ;( j 1 IwiV Cm"-' i '-9 t IS CO AC r . . , Drug Stores. HOLLADAV & CO., Wholesale and Retail Peaier la PKUGS, MEDICINE, PAINT, OIL, &c, P. O Bnl'ding, Main St.,' BOWNVILLE. NEBRASKA. WM. II. McCREERY, Wholesale and Retail Dealer In ! iws, Books, Wall-paper and Stationery, j Corner Main and 1st Sts., I BEOWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. News EJcpots, NEWS DEPOT NO .1. SCHOOL BOOKS, STATIONERY, &c, rost Office, Main St., BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA. CITY BO OK AXD JYE WS DEP O T THEO. C. HACKER, (successor to A. D. MARSH &. CO.,) Book-Seller, Stationer and News Agent, South side Main Street, EXOWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. Ccmfccttoncmcs. WILLIAM ROSSELL, CONFECTIONERY AND TOY STORE Trefh Urcad, Cakes, OjsterF, Fruit, Ac.,cn hand. SoutlisiJe Main between 1st and 2d streeta, UROW.WILLE, KEDBASKA. J. P. DEUSER, - Dealer in CcLlkticrsries Toys, Notions, &c, Main lct. lot and 21 Sts., BEOVNVILLE, NEBRASKA. WM. ALLEN, rropritoT of the CITY! BAKERY. Fancy Wed dingCike fnrnished on sh'rt notice. L'eler ia Cjtitecti 'iiaries, Fruits and best Family Flour. Main Street let. 1st tndld, m - BROW NYILLE, .NEBRASKA. BaliMcra. J. II. BAUER. Manufacturer anl Dealer in JUJISESS, BRIDLES COLLARS Uendini; (June to order satisfaction guarrantied. Shop on Main bet. 1st and Zd it.. IIIOWNV1LLE , yECRASKA. JOHN W. MIDDLETON Manufacturer and Dealer in HARNESS, BRIDLES, COLLARS, Whips abd Lathes of every description. Plastering Hair. Cash i.aid fur Jlides. Corner Main and 2d Sts., Brownville, Nebraska. W. D. MAHIN, .IfdntioffHrer and Dealerin o!l kinds of Saddles, Harness, Whip?, Collars, &c. Smith's Patent Trace Buckles, Nixon's Patent Trace Buckles. Ji'orth Side Main Street, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. 5toucnnbn 0torc0 ToHsf C. DEUSER? Dealer In STOVES, TINWARE, PUMPS, &c. Opposite McPherson's B'ock, BROWNVILLE. IIEBRASKA. aicat fltarkct. KEIS WETTER & EARSMAN, r s s r Butcberb, CITY MEAT MARKET, Main bet. 1st and 2nd Sts., BROWNVILLE, KE Bit A SKA. GEORGE MARION, Dealer ia Dry Goods, Groceries JJSS & Notions. Foct of Main, Street near Levee, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. !S50. Established " 1S56 WM. T. DEN, KTiolesale and Ketail dealer in GENERAL MERCI1HNDISE Corn Planters, Plows, Stoves, Furniture. COMMISSION AND FORWARDING MERCHANT Main treet bet. Levee and 1st, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. Kichesi market price paid for Hides, Pelts Furs a-i frotf e , by v.r M. T. DEN. G. M. HENDERSON Dealer la Foreign and Pomettic BUY GOODS AND GROCERIES Main tet. 1st and 2d St., Brownville, Necraska. CAHRLES BRIEGEL BEER HALL, LUNCH ROOM AND LIGIIT GROCERT STORE, Main tt. and 21 St.. BROWNVILLE, XESBAfXA. B(acltsmttl)5. J. H. BESON, Ml fio BLACKSMITIIING of all kinds. Makes Horse Shoeing, Ironimj of Waannsand Sleighs and Machine JVork a Specinlly. Shopon Main St., weft of McFberson'a Block, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. J. W. &. J. C. GIBSON, BLACKSMITHS SHOP on 1t between Main and 2d, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. Work dont to order Salif actio Guarranti44 iHt0cclIaucoii0e JONAS HACKER, Tax Collector for the City of Brownville, Will attend to the payment of Taxet for non-resident .uw vomers in j emata County. Corres pondent e Solicited. Office on Main bet. 1st and 2d, BBOWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. SMITH P. TUTTLE, u. o. vissuiant Asresscrand Claim Agent. Will at tend to the Prosecution of Claims before the Depart- . 7. """7' uacK t-ay ana tensions. Also. "' ' vj acmi-jiunuai cues on Fensvont, Office orer Carsons Bank Main street, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. A. STAFFORD, PHOTOGRAPHIC ARTIST rersons vsuhxng futures executed in the latest style of the Art will please call at my Art Gallery. Main stfoet bet. 1st and 2d street, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. I.H. CLAGGET & CO., BILLIARD HALL AND SALOON Basement of Whitney's Block, Main bet. 1st &. 2d Sts., BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. The Best of Liquors kept Constantly on Hand. MRS. J. M. GRAHAM, TEA CHER OF MUSIC. LESSONS GIVEN ON THE PIANO. ORGAN. MELODEON, CUITAR AND VOCALIZATION. Having had eight years experience as Teacher of Music in Xew York is confident of giving satisfaction. Rooms Main, bet. 4th & 5;h st3. lo-ly BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. J. W. SMITH, BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA H.L. MATHEWS, PHYSICIAN i SURGEON, CITY DRUG STORE, BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. A. S. HOLLADAY, M. D. Graduated in 1851,1 Located in Ilrovmvillc in 1S55 . PHYSICIAH HlHBi OBSTETRIoi-AJST Dr. II. has on hand complete sets of Amputat a, Trephining and Obstetrical in?truments. OClce: Holladay & Co's Drug Store Two Doors East of Post Office. P. S. Spcc:alattcnticn piven to ObftctricsanJ the diseases of women and children. x-il-y C. F. STEWRT. M. D. South East corner of Main and First Streets BROWXVILLE, XUBRASKA. Office IlorhS 7 to 9 a. M.and 1 to 2 and to li r. m. Brownville, Nebraska, May 5th, 1SS5 No 34, ly. T.W.Tipton O.B.IIewctt J:S. Church TIPTON, HEVETT &. CHURCH Utontci0 at atu, B.tOWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. Murct lgt. 'fig, ly. EDWARD W. THOMAS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, SOLICITOR nToiIANCERY, Office corner of Main and First Streets. BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA. WM. McLENNAN" ATTORNEY AT LAW NEBRASKA CIY , 23 H 3?t JS IS! -A. TO- C. E. NYE, AND WAR CLAIM AGENT, IAWEEi CITY, IVERUASKA. G. W. GARRISON, CITY RESTAURANT Southside Main between 1st and 2nd streets, BROWUNILLE, NEBRASKA. Meals at all Honrs, or for Regular Boarders, at the usual rates. 1-U-ly J. STEVENSON. D. 0. CROSS STEVENSON & CROSS Proprietors, On .Levee St., between Main & Atlantic, XSroTTCXxxriXlo JMoloraoltn, This Ilouse is convenient to the Steam Boat Landing, and the business part of Town. The best iccommodations in the City- No pains will be 'pared in making guests comfortable. JSGood Stable and Corral convenient to the House. " AMERICAN HOUSE, i 'iood Feed and Livery Stable In connection with the House. L D. R03INS0N. PROPRIETOR. Front Street, between Main and Water, X3RO YrVVIL.L.E, lYCRRASIL A. May, 30th 1S66. 10 361y - Main St., 5th door irotn S W cor 2nd St. on T From the St. Louis Home Journal. The Old Farm Field. BY D. IVAN DOTCXS. There it lies, as it lay in the olden air, When my grandfather's feet o'er it trod, As he followed the track of the glittering share, Or mowed with the scythe the green sod. There it lies, as it lay in my grandfather's prime, When he scattered the golden grain, Or bound the sheaves in the bright harvest time, Ashe never shall bind them again. There is many a rood of its generous soil, And so oft I have traversed them all, That my locks are all white with the time and toil, And I'm ripe, like an car in the fall. And my son is at work in the old field now How the r eaper makes music for Will I 'Tis a new fashioned thing,that is drawn as a plow, And has pulleys and wheels like a mill. And the plows that he 'fees are enrions things, Scarce at all like the shovels of old The're much like a g?g,with high seat and springs, Most convenient affairs,! am told. William rides like a parson while sowing his wheat When he harvests and rakes up his hay- On all sorts of tools there are footboard and seat , And a tongue like the tongue of a chaise. lie has bidden gocd-bye to the winnowing floor, And he tells me a singular tale, Of tho threshing machine with, its clatter and roar, That has taken the pi ace of the flail. For he says that it threshes Ihe grain very fast That it winnows it ready to sow. What a wonderful ch ange since the days of the past When we trampled it with horses so slow ! Ah, me ! thiDgs havo altered since I was a boy ! Chang9 has followed so fast upon change ! But that cherished old field is an object of joy To my old heart so coll and so strange. For it lif s 'neath my window so like an old dream Not a change in the view has been made, Save that two marble stones in the sun's latest gleam Show where two darling children are laid : They j'eep by the side of their dear mother 's grave, Un the hill rear the old linden tree. O, ere I rg o'er another tho branches shall wave , And that field be as nothing to me I tXni Graapa's Story The Runaway Boy. 4,0 grandpa," shouted little Freddie Lee, climbing up into his grandfathers an, " I do wish you would tell me a story. I shouldn't be so restless if you would." "Well .Freddie." replied his grandpa, what kind of a story shall it be ? a "airy tale ?" "O, no; a real live story one that will make me shiver; one of your own adven tures which really happened." "Once upen a time," commenced the old man; but he had scarcly spoken the words when he was interrupted by his grandson, who exclaimed : "Don t commence a fairy-story pray ; I'd like it much better to be, 'When I was a boy." 'Well, when I was a boy I fear I was not so contented as I ought to have been, for I had a good home, kind parents, plenty to eat, and clothes enough to ware. "Why wasn t you contented, grandpa?" said Freddie. . "Because I thought farm-work was too hard; and living in small town, I had not the advantages of attending school as city boys have. I read enough of foreign countries, their customs and manners, to make me yearn to learn more. Now, this I knew could be accomplished by going to a large school; and once I set my mind upon going I never remained quiet until father and mother knew of my wish." " Were they willing to have you go, grandpa?" ' They reluctantly consented at last, for they were aware that no one could wrest a good education from me." " How did you go, grandpa in the cars ?" "We did not have cars in those days, Freddie ; nothig but a lumbering old stage-coach, which passed by the school to which I was going. Mr. Ledlaw was the teacher's name, and a kind man he was to his 'band of childrhn,' as he al ways called his school-boys. Poor man ! But I should not say poor, for he is better oflfin his heavenly home." " Is he dead, grandpa ?" " Yes, Freddie, he has been dead mnay years." ' Well, go on with the story." ' I arrived at last at the academy, and soon learned the routine of school duties. Eevry study came easy to me, save composition; somehow that was exceed ingly difficult for me to write ; and as the penalty of appearing in the recita tion room without one the day they were required, subjected us to the punishment of rising earlier the next morning to write one, you may be assured I tried hard to fulfill the requirement One morning, however, I failed to rbnng it ; and Mr. Ledlow, after obtaining the others, asked me for mine." "I have none," I replied. "And why have you none ?" he asked. "Because I ccmnct write one." "Cannot, H&rry ! that is a very strange word to come from one who is so smart as you generally are, and I can take no such excuse from you. You know the rule is, that you must rise two hours earlier to-morrow morningi and accom plish your task." "I thought Mr. Ledlow was extremely harsh and unreasonable ; and as I fool ishly imagined that I really could not write the composition. I resohed, dnring the afternoon, to run away in the night, thus escaping my bugbear. The time came for the boys to go to bed, and I did up all my clothes in a Uttle bundle, and undressing myself, got ;nto bed, and made up my mind that as soon as the house was still, I would mate my escape. Thoughts flitterd through my mind of the adventurous life I was to lead, and that after I had been away some time, I would return to father and mother, who would be so glad to see me that they would readily forgive me for my runaway frolic; still, I kept thinking until my eyes grew nreary, and I fell asleep. "I thought I heard a clock strike twelve; so I jumped up, dressed myself, throwing my bundle orer my shoulder, and taking my shoes in my hand, I crept down stairs, and got out of one of the lower windows ; then I stopped and put on my shoes, thinking what a fine thing it was to be from the restraint of school; and I really thought how happy the old trees must be for they had no composi tions to write. "I wandered along until I heard foot steps behind me; and imagining that my escape Lad been discovered, I hastily hid myself behind a large tree, hoping whoever they belonged to would paas me unnoticed. Two young men, whom I had never seen, and who were as villain ous a looking pair as I could ever wish not to see again, now came along and seated themselves to rest in front of the very tree where I had secreted myself, "I say, Griffith," exclaimed the elder f the two," if we only bad a small boy now to help us in our work while we are breaking into some store, he conld be keeping a sharp look-out. I wish we could come across such a boy; I'd take him along pretty quick." "O. grandpa, I commence to shiver," cried little Freddie, clinging closer to his grandfather. "Well, Freddie, I shivered with fear myself when I heard this man talk, and I was almost afraid to breathe lest the sound should discover me. "I've often thought," said the one called Griffith, what a good idea it would be to break into old Ledlaw s school some dark night and kidnap one of ihe boys. I reckon the youngster would have a harder time with us than with the schoolmaster; but thieves we is, and thieves we must remain ; and our apprentice must be equal to the masters, even if he does get a few years in tne State's prison." "Come along," broke in the other ; "we'll be late at our work ; and it won't do to let daylight catch us." 'Greatly to my relief the two men arose and left; but I was so frightend that I did nothing but tremble: my teeth chattered&like dice. At last I got up, determined to take an opposite- direction to that the thieves had gone. I walked until I came to a little tumble-down hut, almost covered by the dark foliage that grew around it. Seeing a light in the window, I mustered up courage to draw near to it. ine door wa3 swinging to and fro ; but between its motions I caught a glimpse of an old white-haired woman rocking in front of the fire. I knocked ;but received no answer, I made bold to enter, and overheard the old wo man say : " It s high time I was dead ! Only two sons, and they as bad as crime can make them. They care not for the old mother who loved and brought them up. I pray night and day that they may reform, and may my prayers be heard." "Do not feel so badly," Eaid I, going close up'beside her. "" Who are you?" she cried in astonish ment. "You are not a spirit are ycu ?" "No, my good woman, I am only a runaway school-boy that wants a lodging for the night, which if you will give me, I will bless you forever." " I'll let you have a place to sleep to night, for you are the first person that his sDoken a kind word to me this many a day; but you must return to school in the morning." " O, that I will, as early as it i3 light." " At that instant footsteps were heard; ihe door swung open, and the two men I had seen before entered. "Hold!" cried the eldest, espying me. "who have we here ? A boy, as I live! the very thing we were in search of. You go along with us young man." "He shall not ! exclaimed the old woman, who was no other than their mother; "steeped as you are in crime yourselves, you shall-not lead this inno cent boy into guilt." "Don't fear," I spoke up; "for I won't go with them." "You won't, eh? We'll see about that;" and raising a large cowhide, he was about to bring it down over my shoulders, when I awoke, and found myself in bed at Mr. Ledlaw's school, for my midnight adventure proved to be nothing but a dream." "But, grandpa," broke in Freddie, "you deceived me, for I wanted a true story something that really happened." "Well , that was a true story: for it hap pend that I really did dream all I have told you; but let me finish it. I got up and dressed myself (that time in reality),sat down and wrote all I have told you, which answered for my composition; it saved me from Jisgrace; and I assure you that my dream fairly cured ma of ever wishing again to run away from school." Our Boys and Girls. Railroad Election. In our last week's issue we endeavor ed to show that the voters of Nemaha county, ought to vote for the Bonds and the Tax on the 7th day of January next as on inducement to the M & M A L R R Co., to build their road to this county and that as expeditiously as possible. We wish now to show, first, that the investment- will be a financial success. Our county is about twenty miles wide. We estimate that $700,000 will grade and lay the iron through th cuuuty. This money, if the .vote is favorable, can all be raised from the business men of this county, and we will assume that not one cent will ever be called for unless the land grant is obtained, or unless the funds to finish the road to Ft. Kearney is secured beyond a doubt. Congress ional aid for roads has heretofore been ten sections for every mile of road, or 6400 acres, which valued at $6 per acre (the price the Illinois Central sold hers at when building that road) amounts to S38,400per mile, sufficient to construct the balance of the road to any desired point In other words a capital of $700,000 with the aid of the lands, will construct a road worth as many millions. One half of which will be owned by the coun ty of Nemaha. So we conclude the in vestment of 350,000 will be a financial success. Secondly, that when the Missouri road is completed to the Missouri river oppo site our county, our farmers with just the real estate they now own, will be worth more than they now are by twice the $350,000. Residents of this county own 100,000 acres of land, situated in Ne maha county, which is assessed at 85 per acre, and which is probably worth $10 per acre, on an average, orSl.OOO,- 000 in the aggregate. Now we will suppose the road through Northern Missouri built, and the cars running thereon from Quincy, Illinois, to Peru, BrownvHle, or Nemaha City, in this countyj this of itself would make certain the completion of our. road, and this certainty - would enhance the value of all real property in this county in the same ratio as the building of the U P R R did the real property of Douglas County, as the following comparative statement of the valuation of the two counties more fully shows : Date Nemaha Douglas 1S62 $ 800,563 $ 906,315 1863 1,101,695 1,300,102 1364 1865 1S66 1867 1,073,825 2,100,000 1,706,932 3,104,321 1,483,303 5,7S7,320 1,691,809 6,903,420 All admit that Nemaha county being the better county of the two, should un der as favorable circumstances, show as much or more assessable property than Douglas; yet Douglas, with her railroad advantages, leads us now by about five millions of dollars. And as Douglas from 1S63 to 1S64, without a railroad, but because of the moral certainty that she soon was to have, increased her val uation by almost $1,000,000. So we conclude that the resident farmers of Ne maha county, withTthe road completed to her borders, through Northern Missouri, from Quincy, which would render mor ally certain the completion of our own road, would realise a like profit, and that their real estate, now worth 81,000,000 would then be worth $2,000,000 or at the lowest estimate, more than twice the $350,000, in advance of its present val ue. Thirdly, That the tax to be levied to raise the principle and interest is only about one third of the increased market value of our exportations. WTe estimate the increase on the va rious productions of export of the county as follows : 400,000 bu corn at 10 cts per bu $40,000 100,000 " wheat " " " 10,000 10,000 head of Cattle at $2 each 20,000 Total S70.000 Deduct interest on the Bonds $24,500 Leaving gain to the County of $15,500 We believe L'ie fact! as they may be developed in the future, will fully war rant the conclusions we have arrived at. They have this merit, at least, we be lieve them to be true. Next week we will endeavor to show that a tax of three mills on the dollar each year for twenty years will more han pay the principle and interest of the lean asked for A box twenty-six by fifteen inches square and eight inches deep, will con tain a bushel. A box twelve by eleven and a half inches square, and nine inches deep will contain half a bushel. A box eiirht bv ei?ht and one-fourth - 0- rf 0 inches square, and eight inches deep, ?511 pnrlnin n nrlr 11 11. Vt r Mil wti cmm. Female Christianity. When pretty women in the street Encounter, they poat out their lips, Enhanging kisses soft and swoet As nectar which fair Venus sips. The men look on with longing faces, And to each ethereally say, "How wasted are those dear embraces, Heboid those kisses thrown away I" The ladies whisper ,4it is olear We're Christians without extra fuss ! We do unto each other, dear, As we'd have men do unto usl" Yanqnlslied Heroes. They fall, my friend, the young, the proud, Tha gay, the festive cssea fall An orange wreath, instead of shroud, A ring in lieu of xninie ball. The man who faced a battle's roar Now yields to ruSod chimiaettes, And lion hearts bow down before Some twilled, frilled pair of pantalettes. A western paper tells the following rather tough story : "An accident of a remarkable nature occured in the v;ood3 of a neighboring county last week, by which a man was thrown eighty feet into the air. He wa? standing on a balance tree lying acrpss a large log, to sea another tree coming down, when the tree in its falling course struck the other end of the tree on which he. was standing, and the tremendous weight of its coming on the spring lever, threw himBlike a shot into the air. The remarkable part of the story remains to be told. When at his highest elevation the man caught hold of a limb in the top of a tree, about fifteen feet from the trunk, and remained suspended by the arms until the person who had felled the tree traveled a distance of five miles and returned with help-and a ladder, before he could be released from his perilous position. He was found in the same posi tion as when left, evidently in the best of spirits, for he was wistling "Yankee Doodle," and making a strong fight 'with his feet against a delegation of wasps that were endeavoring to build a nest in the-seat of hi3 pants. He said, upon reaching the ground, that he had had a 'healthy time, with the 'varmints,' and attributed his powers of endurance whol ly to the hothy contested canvass he had with the 'criters' by their persistent 'fire in the rear,' and the tremendons excite ment incident thereto. If that man ever gets into office, he will be provided for the rest of his natural life. He will know how to hang on to it. A band of Indians made a sudden attack on a detachment cf our soldiers in the mountains. The soldiers had a moun tain howitzer, mounted on a mule. Not having time to take it off and get it in position they barked up the mule and let drive at the Indians, ine load was so hpaw that mule aud all went tumbling down the hill toward the savages, who not understanding tnat Kind or wanare fled like deers. Afterward one of them was captured, and when asked why they run. so, replied; " Me big Injun, not afraid of little guns or big guns but when a white man load up and fire a whole jackass at Icjun, me don't know what tc do." The newspapers of a town tire its live blood. W'ith out them, it cannot prosper The better they are supported at home, the more powerful will their influence, be abroad. In young cities, struggling, as are these along the Missouri, for munic ipal supremacy, the daily papers Lave done more and are doing more to aid in building up the town3 in which they are published, and to increase their business, than all the merchants together. To the merchant they are indispensable, as those who have made use cf them as a medi um through which to reach the public, well know. And they contribute largely to the prosperity of every citizen, for their influence is felt in a thousand different ways and exerted in a thousand direc tions. Champion Atchison, Kan. A lady correspondent of the Mil waukee Sentinel, who, writing under a nom de plume, had attracted considerable attention, received a note from a gentle man admirer, recently, who said that a lady who could put such beautiful thoughts on paper must be equally gif lad in person, etc., etc., and wanted to meet her by moonlight alone, to which she wrote an assent. She came to the rendez vous veiled' they walked, he talked,' he made love; finally gained consent to take a little kiss, the vail va3 raided for the purpose, and the stricken gentleman gaz ed upon the comely feature3 of hi3 own wife. 1 What did you come here after ?' in quired Miss Susan Draper, of a bachelor friend, who made her a call when the rest of the folks were gone out. 'I come to borrow some matches, he meekly replied. Matches ! that's a likely story. Why don't you make a match ? I know what you come for,' exclaimed the delighted Miss-as she crowded the old bachelor into a corner, 'you come to hug and kiss me almost to death, but you shan't unless you are the strongest; and the Lord knows you are Subscribe for the Advertiser ! Ycu'll never miss $2 a year. Why Cannot a Woman become a Mason. At the late anniversary celebration of the Masons of Austin, Nevada, tha ora tor of the day thus discoursed upoa this vexed question : "Women sometimes complains that sha ' is not permitted to enter out lodges, and , learn all there is to be learned ia the ia. stitution. We will explain the reason. . We learn that before the Almighty had . finshed his work he was ia sorae doubt about creating Eve. The creation; ot, every living and creeping thing had beea : fliwUbU null UiO AillllUiy UU made Adam (who was the first Masca) . and erected for him the finest Icdje ia the world, and called it Paradise No. He then caused all the insects of the field and the fowls of the air to pass before Adam for him to name them- wheh was a piece of work in which he had to be alone, so that no confusion might there after arise from Eve, whom He knew would make trouble if she wa3 allowed to participate in it, if-He created her before hand. . Adam being very much fatigued with the labors of his first task fell asleep, and when he awoke he found Eve ia the lodge with him. Adam, being senior warden' placed Eve as the pillar cf beauty in the South, and they recived their ia structions from the Grand Master in the east, which, when finished she immedia tely called the craft from labor to refresh ment. Instead of attending to the duties of attending to the duties of her office as she left her station, violated her obliga tion, and let in an expelled Mason, who had no business there, and went around with him, leaving Adam to look after the jewels. ThU fellow had beea expel led from the Grandjodge, with several others, some time before. But hearing the footsteps of the Grand Master, he sud denly took his leave, telling Eve to go to making aprons, she and Adam were not in proper regalia. She went and told Adam, and when the Grand Master .re turned to the lodge he found his gavel had been stolen. He called for the senior and junior warden, who had neglected to guard ths doer, and found them . absent. After' searching some time he came to where they were hid and demanded of Adam what they were doing.there, instead cf his occupying his official station. Adam, replied that he was waiting for Eto to call the craft from refreshment to labor again, and that the craft was not properly, clothed, which thy were making pro visions for. Turning to Eve he asked her what she had to offer ia excusce for un official and unmasonic conduct. Shere plied that a fellow passing himself off for a grand lecturerjhad been giving her in structions, and she thought it no harm to learn them. The Grand Master thea asked her what had become of hi3 gavel ; she eaid she did'ut know, uuleoa tho fellow had taken it away. Finding that Eve was no longer trust worthy, and that she had caused Adam to neglect his duty, the Grand Master had closed the lodge, and turning them out, set a faithful tyler to guard the door with a flaming sword. Adam, repeating' of his folly, went to work like a man and and a Mason, in order to get reinstated -again. Not so with Eve ; she got angry about it and commenced raising Cain. Adam, on account of his reformation was permitted to establish lodges and work outside in the lower degree ; and while Eve was allowed to join him in the worka of charity outside she was never agaia to be admited to assist in the regular work of the craft. Hence the reason why wo man cannot become an inside Mason. A Perpetual W'eather Table. The following tabid was constructed by the celebrated Dr. Herschell, upoa a philosophic consideration of the attracl ion'of the sun and moon. It is confirmed by the experience of many years' obser vation, and will suggest to the observer what kind of weather will probably fel low the moon's entrance into any of her quarters. As a general rule it will ba found wonderfully correct ; If the moon changes at 12 o'clock noon,' the weather immediately afterward will be very rainy, if in eummer, and thera will be snow or rain in winter. If between 2 and 4 o'clock P. M. ; changeable ia summer fair and mild ia winter. Between 4 and G o'clock P. M.; faif ia both summer and winter. Betweea 6 end 10 o'clock P. M. ; ia summer, fair, if the wind i3 northwest ; rainy, if south or southwest. Ia winter, fair and frosty, if the wind ia north or northwest ; ramVi if aouth or southwest. Between 10 and 12 o'clock A. M. cold and showery in the summer and snow and storm in the winter. Between 4 and 6 o'clock A. "M. ; rainy both in winter and summer. Between 6 and 8 o'clock A. M. ; wind and rain ia the summer and stormy ia the winter. Between 8 and 10 o'clock A.M.; changeable in summer, rain with a west erly andnow with aa easterly wind ia winter. Betweea 10 and 12 o'clock A. M. ; showery ia summer, and cold and" windy ia winter. Men spend their lives ia the eervica of their passions, instead of employing their passions ia the service of their lives. Vote for a railroad, and help tuilJ up Southern Nebraska. t t v 4 r 0 k . d - it i y a: .' :cr ok. led of vvc, ast, ion. 1 on ised Tha too i urt. . o? 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