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"LIBERTY AND UNION, ONE AND INSEPARABLE: NOW AND FOREVER.'
C5 Boo Work, and Plain ana ftr.cy Job Worfc dofi
tae best style, aud on short notice.
! VOL. XII.
BROWNVILLE, NEBKASKA, THURSDAY, OGT.24, 1867.
NO. 4
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H.L MATHEWS, '
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
OPPICB
CITY DRUG STORE,
BC0WXYILLE, KECRASKI.
I
IX. P. HAHLEY, LI D, 4
HOMOEOPATHIC
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
CSlccat Residence of S. I. Tultlc,
Somt Ercurcr if i't and Mii 8U.,
Drownvm-. jV. ty
T
,W. BLACKBURN. ELD.
0
PEXSIOX EXAMINING Sl'KGEOJf,
Tfri'r hi i r fes-ional service to the citizens of
lirownvilie "ni Tic:n;fy.
OrUCC AT CITY DRUG STORE.
U rsi'N t hi- lie donee south side of Atlan
tic -boHK-en lt iil 2nd htnots.
aTsTholladay, m. d.
"Cradiialecl In 1851,1
Located in lrownillc la IS55 .
A N D
' OBSTETKIO r AjS"
Dr. H. La n b:uil coiriji'.cte sets of Arsutat
U?, Ticli!ii: fsd Obstetrical instruments.'
C2cc: KoHadiiy & Co's Drug Store
Two Doors East of Post OJp.ce.
P.S. S e!nl8ttrt)t!on jrivfTi to Obstetric? and
Ibe diseii of wjmen nd children. x-44-!j
C. F. STBWRT. M. D.
Esuth East cornir of Main and First Street
UROWXYILLE, XERRASIiA.
PmcE IIours 7 to 9 a. u.and I to 2 and 6 t
1i P.M.
Brownvil!e,ycbraa,:.:oy 5th, 1855 So 34, 1j.
C1 AA
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AM
(V'-j.
T.V.Tij.ion O.lt.Hewett J:S. Church
TP7 K, HEVETT & CHURCH
lOVHCIIS Qt (IU),
I'liOWNVILLE, NEBRASKA.
Uarch 1st, '05. ly.
EDWARD W. THOMAS,
ATT0RKEY AT LAW,
SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY,
OCce ciprner of .Vain an J First Streets.
BRUWNVILLE, NEBRASKA.
WM. McLENNAM
ATT0R1IEY AT LAW
NEBRASKA CITY,
n n n a s j. -
O. E. ISTYJS
AND
war claim agent,
FAVrXEE CITY, AEERASIIA.
! 3. STLVENbOX,
D. O. CKOSS
l4 J mm . . -m
STEVENSON & CROSS Proprietors,
Oa,ereeSt.,betweeaLIain & Atlantic,
This Ilouse is convenient to the Steam Boat
Coding, ti.i the buiaj..ipirt.jf Tju. The bcs.
ccumm.tiiti.ui i0 t'a Our. .N'i pi.aj W4n be
pared tn wakin Utvis c imforuble.
iQ Good Subt-s and Corral convenient
lo the Hjuse.gf
AMERICAN HOUSE.
1 'ood Tccd and Livery Stable
In connection with the House.
L D. RGBINSOH. phoprietor.
ront Street, between Main and Water,
DROITS VILLE, KERRASILA.
May,30;h 1SG6. 10 3Gly
jTw. smith,
Main St, 5th door :rom S W cor 2nd St.
BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA
"MU,Paili, Well Ecckets, Seizes. Ac,
CEO. W. DORSET. LUTHER BOADLET. CHAS.C. DORSSY
C0KSEV. II0ADLE1- & CO.,
REAL ESTATE AGENTS,
and Dealers in Land vrarrants.and
Agricultural CoHese fccrip. .
Office, n Land Office Buildings
23rownviUo, IiJoT3.
Put nd sell improved and nnimnrnved Kanda
Buy Sell, and locate Land Warrants, and agri
cultural cllrre Serin.
!ale carfful tcJictions of government Land
lor J'cntion, Hcae?tead!,8nd yre-etnptions.
Attend to oon'effeu li-vtr xf "t ffp-icn
ca"CS,IC ICO L,!I, OHi'-C
Letters of icquirj, rrcmpny and cheerfully an
sweTed.
?5T" Correspondence Solicited j725ii
FRANZ HELEfER,
;Mt wmtt,
OPPOSITE DEUSR'S TIN-SHOP,
CROUXVILLC,' IVERRASKA.
WAOOXS, BUGOIES, PtOWS.CTJLTI
VII O K8. &c., Repttlre l ;n hhort uotice, at low rstes,
tid warranted to gie saiislatti in. x-13-in on
A. ROBINSON,
! II 101 III,
Main Between 1st & 2d Street
ThIjcs thin tueibod of informir-t; the public that
he has on hand a iVn Ji-l ussortnJnt of Gent's and
Ladic'a Mis?es'and Chlldrens'a
BOOTS AND SHOES.
23Cut-lou v.ork done w ith nentnes and dit-patchj
Kcpmring done on short notice. 10-oU (nun
CHARLES HELLMER,
TT. 1. US ,
Mam St 2 doors beiow Brownville House,
BOWKVILLE U. T.
TTss on band a superior stock of Coots and Shres
ini the bet tuateril and ubiliry fur doing
CUSTOM WORK
Rcpain-rig done with neatness and dispatch
ti3iy - Terms Cash.
. GATES &BOUSFIELD,
PLAS TIl ERS.
HroivnvIIIc, Xebraska, -
WJIl talt coar.rActs tir liri. kl iyinjj, l'laUering,
building: . Cifterns, and d anj'thinj; in their line
in the most satisfactory and workinanhk raanncr.
Aur. 2l,ISf 6. x-47-ly
PIONEER PAINT SHOP
LOUIS WALDTER,
HOUS 33
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CO
Graicer, Gilder, Glazitr,
PAPER-HANGER
White Washing and Kalcemining done.
All-work done in a workmanlike manner on the
shortest notice
TEKMS CASH!
SHOPoa llain street over MjnHn's Plow Fo
ay. (H-22-yly)
Suear Loaf Syrup, Sorghum, and N.O. Molnses
6 ntSVVAX & HUO'6
ELOCSMITCIIS,
AND
JOSEPH
Shu T Z
Has just received and will constantly keep on
LaLd a targo atd veil selected stock of genuine ox
ides in is line.
One Door trei of Grant's Store, Brown'
vilte, Nebraska.
Of Clock vricneud Jewelry done on the short
est Notice.
WORK WARRANTED. ,..
ErownvUle, Neb.. Marco I5th. 1S68. I0-C5.1y
NOTICE TC FARMERS-
The undersigned Lavicpj rented
the BrownviUe
ELOURING'HIfcS
Takes this nrthod of informing the pub'
lie thai he intends doing
CUSTOM WORK
for the eccommcdation of farmers and ober the
coming reason . The mill is now id operation and
who bve wheat to rrind are reM CCtfuily invited
Baa! mi $fat
to give me a trial, as I am confident of giving gen
eral sat il action.
The highest cash price given for vheat.
26if F. W. MORRIS.
1.i!m Soap, Custile, Koia id Detersive Soap
. and the Celebrated Sliver Oloes Surch at
S WXX & BIW S.
fTT
i
Hotlier's Work.
"Toil irg at noon Lke a busy bee, -
Teaching the little onos A, B, C ;
Hearing the older ones Vead and spell.
Smi'ing and praising when all goes well ;
Washir gand brushing 'twfxt work and play
Such is the mother ' work d y by day 1
"Sowing gocd seed in their path along,
Sowing by action, by word and song;
Never once pausing to count the cost,
Knowing that much that is sown is lost ;
Hearing a prayer in her heart always
Such is a mother's life day by day,
"Koling eati form for its nightly rest,
Ilearit.'g the faults of the day confessed ;
Thus at ber knee, as her flower-buds nod,
Sealing and giving the daj to God.
Now my good angels ber watch essay--Acgels
have watched o'er her work all day."
Mother's Work-Another View.
By a crusty old bachelor who lives in a family
whtro they "take no other burders."l - '
Toiling all day like a galley-s'ave,
Teaching the li ttle brats to behave ;
Hearing the older ones quarrel and 8ght,
Sia; ping and cuffing with all their in ght ;
Washing and b ushing and blowing ih ir noses,
Such ia the mother's wcTrk till the day closes.
Sewing op rents in their best pants torn,
1'atchiog on new cloth ever the worn;
le ver once pausing to count the stitch3,
Darning alike the bcysand the breeches ;
Thankful in heart when they're out of the way
Such is a mother's life day by day.
Sending each right gowned urchin to t" !,
Longing to her the last word paid J
Wihing them hppy in Heaven air . e, n
With all the warmth of a mother's ! v? ;
Now my good angels i e thankful alw
Thnt they never work like mother's a'.i iy .
DISCOVERED TOO LATE.
It is a pleasaut summer afternoon.
Groups of citizens are standing together
in the market place of the old JJeJgian
town of Antwerp, and arouud a large
building which appears to possess lor
ihrm some txtriordinary attrac:ion. The
building is ihe town hall, and the cay is
the day of the tricl of Leopold Winster
atiU inaiiot uutzen, tor tue muiucr vi
Maria Countess Estevan, by poison.
It will go hard with the miscreants,
I warraut me," 8Vs a stout burgher, in
the centre of the group, by whom he
seems reckoned a ptrso'-8ge of vast im
portance ; "and right enough too 1 say.
tor we want no poisoning conjurar in
this fair city, neighbors."
You are in the right of jt, Master
Van Noorden." replied another wiseacre,
and"the mob, easily swayed, mur:: i
their assent. .
-I would I had the basting of that '
witch," shriliy exclaimed a stout, t
cheeked diim-, with a pair of large t a rings
saucily displayed. i4I -vould not lei
the roast lack Lasting, I know." ?r
A sally of laughter greeted this pretty
display of. woman's sjme, and a. loud
hear-y voice critd out:
'Ay, trust a woman to run a woman
down if she be in trouble. Iney say
wolves will eat a wounded comrade; but
for my own pan, 1 tnink me plle or
wild beasts is uotbing to the spite of wo-
mau ugumst woiuan.
'ihe dame who bad ppoken turned an
grily toward the last bold speaker, and
lie would mayhap have come o(F with a
scratched face but for a loud shout from
that part of the crowd nearest the hall, j
which sintiified that the trial W3S over.
The sentence ! the sentence ! ere
tbev
guilty 1" cried a thousand voices.
Yes, yes, guilty ?" '
"Afd the sentence ?"
The mau to be burnt alive; the wo
man to be confined for life."
Hurrah! hurrah!" And the air
rang with a cheer from the whole of the
ai multitude, which speedily turned to
a storm of hisses and groans as the un
fortunate condemned issued from the
door of the judgement -ball, strongly
guarded. -
The trial bad been short, but the evi
dence was supposed conclusive.
This is what had passed.
' The respected Doctor Fruchen had
testified that he had been called in sud
denly on the last day of July to attend a
lady who had been taken ill, and was ai
the house of the male prisoner. He had
enquired for a suitable nurse for her.
and was exceedingly struck by the redi
ness with whih thia female prisoner vol
unteered to fill that situation. He bad
stfnt in two crauohts, being simply ano
dynes, but quite harmless ; after taking
one of which the- unfortunate lady was
found dead. That she had taken the
dose there was no do ibt, as the almost
empty bottle was found with but a few
drops left in it, which when tested by
himself (Her Fruchen), were found to
contain aquafortis. The second bottle,
with its content3 untouched, was ailso
found to contain ihe same poison. Fron"
this it was inferred that, had the first
not taken effect, the murderers iutended
to administer a second dose. Perhaps,"
added the doctor, as there could be lit
tle doubt that the first draught would
prove fatal, the second imphl have been
intended for Don Estevan."
It was distinctly proved that the sole
inhabitants of the house, where the al
leged murder toook place, besides the
luckless couple,' were Leopold Wintzer
Ecd Chariot Lutzea; and the quantity cf
gold contained in the' vali?es of both the
unfortunate lady and gentleman supplied
ample motive for thwr 'murder by a man
so well know to be avaricious and miserly
as Winzr. " ' ' ' "
The latter was a singular, character,
but one common enough in the age in
which thase events happened. He was
half a scientific investigate and half an
impostor. He studied nature and im
posed upon man, fancying that his supe
rior knowledge cave him the riht to de
ceive his fellow-creatures. By those
who lived near him, or caiue into contact
with him, he was looked. upon with soxce
respect and a good deal more dread.-
He was known everywhere as a nec:orn
ancer as one wno deh with awful mys
lerieTfor awful purposes. H s maimer,
his. dress, his gloomy hou?e, his labora
tory, the curious animal : f rem t::- T
countries with which he surrounded hira-1
self, his cvltiv
'.-a of strar
i cf the vulgar,
Jtahng with 5;
were, i;
many p:
er cf d
. Oa t
ma: ce'
th? tnurder tl.
own adm: sic. 1
,;5sion. Furil
. iary to his us:
.t. In the' r
.liijing. andl
he tinforiu;
- contained; k.
; aJmitted th.
: weui to the ii
fori
it,
t',
the
duV
tc-7
ongh
she a.
w
tav
. .. i t the matt
;r co
serrant. rrer
i
th.
pot.
tnen lett iLwiin tne ia v.;an:;ri to
a i i I
minister it for a consideration of pjit
of the gold to be acquired. Thus ihe
became an accomplice. The eri Jet . ?.
was deemed conclusive, and the .jojts
were united in condemning the prison
onnrs. Thus the old man was sentenced
lo be burned alive in the market place,
and his ashes to be sc? tiered with the
four .winds ; and ihe old woman, in con
sideration for her age and sex, besides
having been, it was supposed, to some
extent, made a tool of, was awarded the
mitigated punithment of imprisonment
for life. ".. .
Wtthln a week the horrible sentence
on the poor old maa. was carried cut in
all its awful detaili, he . to the last pro
tecting his innocence. Iudeed, from
the lime of the. murder until he was ac
tually tied to the stake, he spoke and
acted like one under the imlrence of a
dream. But the prpulace was under
atioiher - impression. They . fully be
lieved him guilty, and when he was
brought out to death, behaved in a sav-
D . ......
age manner, that moved the aged victim
to tears. He died confessing that he had
teen guilty of many wicked, impious iu"-r-stares
L-.:t s-.-k-mtily called ht-aveo to
i;iess
v. ;s sumless ot tne tou! !
is s :on as she h-cv
master. was act u. ill;
swoon which
old
'v a
s
V
as
am
tours, and uptn hey
vis found that thy
j given way. t
urn ally r?vi:'
r had !,'
'coiifisc -Vs
VI allowt
?iaruj!es;
Jiouse,
py
care 1
Crete!;-
fern
,.ei.; nt.
hcuie
keui r :
fee
t: j
uths i
two I
re;
heirV
Oa
st
i
r
Old
?ae kitcb ;
the worthy
a;: 1 I r : t ia
where three munihs-back
housekeeper had coriiequentially tended
ihe basting cf the Jowl which was to te;
Donna Estevuu's last 'meal on earth.
Perhaps even across the weakened intel
lect ther? dawned scTne faint recollec
lions tf this, for shl sai sorrowful in her
chair, iocking vacantly at tte woodeu fire, j
and watching the smuke furl slowly up(
the broad old fashioned cjimney. Her
friendly attendant was hbsy preparing
cups and saucers for their(eaily tea. aud
stole now and then a glance at the poor
soulless sufferer. At last Dame Chariot
broke the silence.
"Gretchen. was I ever here before ?"
Willing to sooth her, Gretchen replied
readily : 1
No, no, dame; why should you think
that? This is the house givtn ydu by
your gocd council, you know.'
'Council,- Council !" repeated Chariot,
vacantly.
Ay. dame ! but come, draw and drink
this hot cup of coffee, it wall cheer you
fioally. I warrant me." And worthy
Gretchen commenced cutting bread and
butter. They had nearly finished their
meal when a sudden noise caused boih
to look up, and Gretchen screamed aloud.
Not so the eldr woman she looked on
as if body and soul were about to part,
with all her facuhies (uch as they
were) fixed on an object ia an obscure
corner of the old kitchen.
It was a large black ipe, intently en
easred in pouring he contents of one phi
al iuto another. During this occupation
he grinned and gibbered with a devilish
satisfaciion, quite appalling.
A flood of light bursted ia on the
cloaded brain of the unfortunate Dame
Chariot. She sprang from her feel as if
electrified
Bertram! Oh. the monkey, the
rrlcnkey ! My poor murdered master.
There! The'rmnkey in3 murderer:
and pouring out incoherent sentence af
ter sentence, fell sensless on the floor.
; The true murderer was founds
In the hurry and tumult on the night
of Donna Estevan's death, nobody had
thought of the ape, who had for three
moriihs since that tragical evsnt helJ en
tire possession of the premises, living
how and where he could. This ape. was
one of the animals which Wintzar had in
his luile meuagerie, aud from his half
human propensities and his lameness,
been allowed to rove through the house
and garden at will.
It is well known that, monkeys will
most faiihfully and accurately imitate the
transactions of human beings. On the
night of the supposed murder, the black
ape -had been watching old Wintzer in
t! e 'Moratory until sleep overcame the
1: .'. r.
1 1 '.ill be remembered that the phial
"foriis bad been unfortunately left
necromancer on the table.- The
?tr to imitate the motions of bis
L u seized the phiel. Bat there
t ther phial at hand into which to
for the remainder were locked
a thought flashed on- the
1. There were phials out-
Mai
doer on the bracket, and he
' ' I 'ft a ,
tause. As the charlatan had
i - ?
-jor on account ot tne neat,
;-, and the ape accomplished
r.aed, the ape Bertram,
jneity, which distinguishes
they have been perpetra
'ef t "the bottles he had
la the place where he
. : 1 secreted the un
ucuy pii. .. J been the cause cf
ull llid mid ;
Dame Chariot a; : i.'night found the
boitles precisely as j! j had placed them,
and uticcnsciously was the agent of de
struction to the poor Spanish lady This
was the first act of this tragedy.
"But. unfortunately, the second act of
the tragedy, in which poor old Wintzer
had played the chief part, could not be
recalled. The curtain had fallen on it
rforever.
Happily the third act. was never per-"
formed.
Gretchen speedily gave the alarm,
ar.d the house was soon full of sympati
zcg towns-people. The ape was secur
ed, and it was found that one of the two
phials which he held when the woman
first observed him was the identical one
which had hild :he aquafortis.
For the second lime Antwerp was in
an uproar, and the upshot may be readily
guessed. Our old friend. Chariot, re
ceived her reason (which the shtck had
brought back such caes are not rare)
and she lived to see a hundred years.
The repentant townspeople -would have
erected a statue lo the memory of the
po:r iiecromtr.r, v. ha was the victim
" ta :;'.!-. fv's freak, Lut they changed
. ;r u-;;i!Vii '-if still belter. They
,t. I- ' ' :'i for the now happy
1 r caller had left no
j made over his wealth to
part compensation for her
.and the resided till her
i o!J house.
of ill-luck turned.. The house
;J;;ut!ate. "Madam Chariot,"
'as then called, setn to Vnw
real-nephew, a famous jeweler,
and set uphi3 trade in Antwerp,
y ith the old lady's florins and
js ia view, he did so; lived with
t'arly twenty years, till she died.
r hundredth year, when it was
i!. u ?;ie had left till to him. The
,::; 'i amassed an enrrmous fortune,
jjltimately ennobled and a tnem
:' -',1 the State Council, and his heirs in
-i.ta
arm;
rp Lave, to mis uay, ior tneir
-a monkey grasping an empty phi
al, with the motto, '"Out of mischief rose
fortune "
Thus was a monkey the cause cf the
a:hs of iwo innocent people, and a
founder of a whole family's prosperity.
According to the Washington corres-
nnntfence or ine iew X orK rosi, tue
President's views regarding ihe removal
of Mr. Stanton are as follows:
Whoever shall take the place will re
ceive the appointment outright a3 Secre
tary of War, vice L. M. btantou - re
moved, for ii is ihe purpose of Mr John-
..I I
son to maae an uosuiuie removal ui
Stanton under the law as it existed prior
to the passage of the tenure of office bill,
which is to be held unconstitutional. In
tliis opinion Mr. Stamoa concurred
when the bill was passed, and himself
prepared part cf the veto message deny
ing the power of Congress to pass tut h
an act. ihe removal ct atauton having
been accomplished in the manner indi
cated, the President will.simply send his
message to the Senate nominating A. B.
to be Secretary of War. By this it is
expected, in case the nomination is rejec
ted, that possibly Mr. Stanton may be
re-insiaied but being out of office, he will
be compelled lo.ieek a legal remedy by
mandamus. or any other mode pointed
out ly law. This will bring the question
as lo ihe constitutionality of the I enure
of office Act before ihe Supreme Court
of the United States for adjudication,
and by its decision the right of Stanton
to hold ihe office will be decided. Uu
der the old law ihe Exrcutive had power
to suspend cf remove, and the suspension
of Stanton was adopted for the time- be
ing out of abundant caution, in order that
the act might also be -within the terras
of the Tenure of Office bill, but it was in
the first instance the purpose of the
President to make an absolute removal
of Stanton, sooner or later. .
.. An old gentleman recently presented
himself in Arkansas for registration,
with his two snns, and the eldest was
asked by the clerk if he could write.
"No, sir," chimed the old. man, "I am
happy to s3y my sons cant read or write J
When I wa a boy, my parents sent me
to school, and. after I had got a Ktile
start ia the world I endorsed a cote for
a man, and it cost me all my prop-rty. I
hen made up my mind that no-child of
mine should learn to write."
At Dayton, Ohio, seventy-five invalid
soldiers, Inmates of a Soldier's Heme,
were taken to ihe polls, and voied for
General Hayes to a man. They were
all crippled and helpless, but the Demo
cratic crowd wa3 cowardly enough to in
sult them with coarse epithets, while
some yelled : "Pity you hadn't lost both
your c! d arms! ' Sorry that other
leg was left !" "Pitty the rebels hadn'i
killed you." These are the men to whom
Conservative republicans have yielded
the partial control at least cf the great
S;ate of Ohio. St. Louis Dent.
- The New York correspondent of the
Philadelphia Ledger writes :
General trade is working very slow.
The dry goods dealers manage to do a
fair business ; but only by making con
cessions in prices. The lending firms
within the day or two past have reduced
American prints about one cent per yard.
Other kinds cf domestic cottons are also
lower some tay as much as two to two
and a half cents a yard on brown goods.
In most descriptions of brown sheetings
the decline for the week has been fully
one cent per yard, and bleached sheetings
two to ihree cents. The stock cf shawls
is large, and the prices of these al-u
have a softening tendency. Merinos and
dress goods are a shade lower ; but all
other goods are unchangrd. The hard
ware dealers also report business as very
sluggish, with a tendency to lower pri
ces. Manufacturers are especially anx
ious to sell.. Boot and shoes are unchan
ged. The trade for the reason is draw
ing to a close. Carpets moderately, ac
tive, but prices for the most part are
steady.
The Public Debt.
The following is the official statement
of the public debt-of, the United States
on the 1st of October, 1S67, certified to
by the Secretary of the Treasurer :
IEBT BEARING COIN INTEREST.
5 per cent bonds--
6 er ctni bond g of 1357
and 16iiS
6 per cent bound
rt j er cent bonds 5 20's
Navy pension tuud--
$183,431,350 00
14.707,941 80
2i3,6oi,l00 00
1,2:55.:S(1 759 00
13,t:00,000 00
- 1,745,196,11. 80
DEBT BRIBING CKRBENCT rXTEP.EST.
9 per cent bonds
3-year compound in
terest notes
3-jear7 30 uote8".
$15,743,000 00
78,839,531 00
355,430,110 00
431,074,680 00
13,221,355 83
Matured debt not pre
sented fur p.ij insnt
DEBT BEARING NO INTEREST.
U.S. nctes- - $3fll,l6I.S-09
Fractional currency.- 29,5(i4,7l3 37
Gold certificates of de-.
405,807,377 37
' Total dabt-
Amount in Treaj-
ury, coin-
Amount in Treasury,
Currency .
2,630,383,455 00
31.S13.31S 55
135,112.003 24
Amount of debf, less
cash in Trcw a ry
2,405,277,417 75
A doctor in this vicinity was recently
calied to prescribe for a somewhat illii
erate eld lady, and as ccd liver oil in his
cpiniod, was the remedy for her com
plaint, he wrote a prescription for the
apothecary lo put up, with the formula,
'OleJec. JJss." the unintelligible terms
being an abreviation of "Oltun Jecoris
dsseJli" in plain English, cod liver oil.
The medicine was procured laken, and
in a few weeks the lady completely re
coveied her health. A neighbor paid
her a visit after her recovery, and, ex
pressing surprise at her improved condi
tion, inqujied the secret of so rapid re
storation. Why,' saiJ the eld lady,
lifting her hands ia grateful enthusiasm,
Ii was that beautiful medicine, ihe Oil
of Jackass, that, brought me to my feet
again ! The enquirer called on ihe doc
tor soon afier, wiih a request for seme
of the same remedy, and when the phy
sician became awaie of the novel ren
dering of his classics, rhe guffaw which
ensued can be belter imagined than de
scribed. Boys ought not lo b permitted to trav
el ia ihe season. They are loo sharp.
The American boy is a dangerous wea
pon, with edge to him and no handle to
get hold of hue by. At ihe Fort Wil
liam Henry Honse we saw a lover and
lady tormented with the company of ihe
lady's younger brother.
"'Tis a swpei lake!" sighed the lady.
"I wish I miht have an island ia it, and
schtude."
"Without me ?" said the lever, plaint
ively. You are solitude to me !" she said;
ycu put the rest of the world far off"
frem us!
Vp " a:rl ihe W t'KB - ... u
solitude, he is! He's a solitude with a
barroom ia it and boys 10 set up ten-
- "
pins, ne s mere solitude t'y cisseif than
ni'.alj'.'
The following is told by the Diyua
Journal. A few months ago a gentle
man moved to thb city, and purchased
a nice property, and.among other things
to contribute lo his convenience and com
fort.procured a fine horse and a very
gentee! carriage. A "likely colored
boy" was employed at a fair silary
take charge cf tht . establishment, and
discharge the numerous du:ies
wu:ca
arise around a well-regulated .homestead
rcr a time things went on
TT .
snvjjth'v
"Chores." but latterly he seemed oat o
spirits, and seldom smiled. His employer
observed this despondent demeanor cf
"Chores," and he determined to get at
the bottom cf it. Perhaps he was ia
love! Bat uo matter. Taking "Chores"
aside one day when he looked mora
gloomy lhaa usual, he inquired, consid
erately, what it was that ailed him.
"Well.you seeIars'r," begau"Chorei,"
in short of tragic style, "you's got bai
one hess, while all ihe gentlemen 'bout
hea has two; an' all de boys da. call me
a one-horse nigger; an' as I cant staa
dat, I spects I'll have for to resign ! I
likes you fusrate, Mars'r, an' I'd like
to v.-iy if you had two hossas, but you
see how it is de boys dey can't quit
hollering 'dere go dat one-horse nig
ger !" Not wishing to lose the services
of so valuable aa assistant, a second
horse was purchased, and "Chores" ts-
a
caaie a two-corse
nigger.
The
treasurer of a WUcon&in Vaea.
ball club has made a quarterly report,
which i3a model fcr minute accuracy.
Some of the items give a few of the ua
pleasant features of the noblo pastime. ia
whose pur-.it ihereare involved more cr
less dangers to clothes und limbs. We
give these items as they are printed ia a
Wisconsin exchange:
H. S. Clauer, for repairing rent in bree
ches of member of first nine, caused by
squatting to catch fly-ball. SI t'i)
Dr. Dalion, for setting thumb. mem
ber first nine.
Dr. Daltoa. for extracting splinter
cf bat from skin of member of sec
ond nine, .
Dr Daltoa. for cne quart cf sola
lion eye wash,
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II D Pulford, druggist, one ounce
chloroform for use of member of
second nine to have his kneepaa '
taken off" to have contusica
scraped off, 1
T. W. Murphy, harness maker, for
fewing up slit in ear of member
of first nine, 1
Dr. Moffat, druggist, three yards
court-plaster.
CO
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A Burly Irishman called at the tele
graph office during the heavy storm' of
last week, says the Red Bluff Independ
ent, and desired to send a message to
ShaMa. , Lyon told him he would have
to wait a few hours before it could be
transmitted, as ihe line was teznporor
disarranged by the sterol.
"What difference does that nuk.
says Pat,
'Why the wire is down under t-.
water and we have to wait till it is pj;
up," says Lyon.
"Undher wather, is it ?" szid Fenian;
Mhat don't hinder it a! all, at all. Sura
it's only 40 mile3 from here to Shasta,
oidlreland.
An' begorra, I read ia thti
Sacraminty Union yesterday a whole loi
iv late news frcm Dublin an Cor-k
about the Faynians.aa' more about Luuij
Napoleon written' to ihe O 'Donahue la
borry the loan of Briaa Borou's black
sion shtick to bate Ganbaldy and restore
ihe Poap ; an that kem all tde way un
der wather. so it did. To the devil wii
your ouia iresn water teiegrapa mat
tali l ?pac iui iy uiuio.
The Paris correspondent cf the Lon
don JVurning Pod writes of tha ap
proaching fashions ia burr have er-'
deavortd to find out what colored hair
and eyebrows will be worn thi3 year
The artis'-s have met and agreed that
daik eyebrows are to accompany goldea
ecses, and golden eyebrows Uack hair.
Brown and th,saat locks and curls are
not to be toleiated. It is not quite set-'
tied if the cannon is to be ranntained ;
it is believed not, if a mere expensive
and complicated decoration caa be invec
ted. The complexion is to be dead pearl
pale, the lips very liht pink, and the
mouth to be wcra k'ightly open.",
Henry Ward Beecher, ia b is discourse
on Sunday, said that "some men will ecu
shave on Sunday, arrd yet they spend alt'
the week in shaving their feltaw men,
and many folks think it vry wicked ta
black their boots on Sunday morning,"
yet they : do not hesitate to black their
neighbor's repuutica oa week days."
It is b singular fact that ladies who
know how to preserve any.hing else,
can't preserve their tempers. Yet it may
easily be dene co the self-sealing princi
ple. It is only to keep the mouth cf th
vessel lighily tbscd.
"Thai's unjust," exclaimed a traveler,
when informed by the conductor cf a
railroad ihal ihe price of pas-ige had
recently been doubled. "True," replied
the urbane official, as be took the passen
gers' cash, "it's hard, bu iben u :s fare."
Josh Billings says, in his recent report
of a cattle thow ; "There was tew yoka
i o oxen on the rround. besides several
I a 1lf.
yokes ov sheep, and a pile cf carrots and
soms wosted work, but they didn'i S2?rn
to attract enny sympathy
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