Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, March 22, 1866, Image 1

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VOL. X.
BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, MARCH, 22, 1866
NO. 26
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I " LIBERTY AND UNION, ONE AND INSEPARABLE NOW AND FOREVER." . ,
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1? P SI NESS CARDS.
Dr. Henry J. Churchman,
' Clraciualc of iln Medical nrparl
mrntu of the l n! crsfl.v of
Va., and JrfTer'.
C ollege, riiir.., ta.
HroiTnTille and vicinity.
.' OFFICE AT TJ1E PROWlfVIIJ.E HOUSE.
' , FRANZ HELMER,
Wagoit Wtoiktt,
OPPOSITE DF.USEU'S TIN SHOP.
WAO0N8.WO0IES. PLOWS CTJIiTI
' VITOttS. ice. Roi'nticl n i-ti?ri it. t i 1-w rtc
d wrrnteltoEiei'iiM-f' ii..ti x-I3 hi nn
'C.F. SiV.W A!;T. V.H. A.S. IULI..IAV. n.
RlYSiClAMS AHD SURGEGNS
."outh Rust orn-r f Min ti l Ftrt Si
ItKOUM IM C Ii:RIJ SIi i.
7 i . M. H i I t t
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EDWARD W. THOMAS.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
AM
.SOLICITOR IN CMANCKIiY,
OtOce crnr or Miti aii'l Kir i .
HRO W N VI LLE. N EBU A S K A
AHERIGAH HOUSE
L. . fionixsox,PKoin;Toii,
Fri:,t S r-t, lieiween Mmm :ind vNaie:.
l;:;ow.viLI.E, M'UUA.-KA.
4i-lV
mvs7ftL-llV. gemett,
. Millinery & Fancy Goods
GTOnE.
Main Strc-t one doo- west of the Post OrEct
t''rl'r V' k l hull nun W i ilr t . !
just received. Kvcr.rtliing i th- Milliitfrj lim
. Vept CKimtanily on hnnl DrefP-MnVin. H'-dik-i
HIpnchin ttn'l Tri ntnio l'no to rpr.
0:1.,23.185. v9-.,.-2Slv
g7m in:.MJt;itso.,
GENEHAL DEALER I
STAPLE AND FANCY DRY GOODS
BOOTS & SHOES
. OROOERIHS
Main Street between Firt and Second
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OFFICE WITn L. I10ADLEV,
Comer Main and First Streets,
nROWXTILL.1-, XKHRASKA.
yy-4l-ja-54
MARSH & CO.,
SOCCESOR? TO MARMI &, ZOOK.
General News Agents and SiaiimJholesale and Retail
Post Office Iluildiit?,
BHOWN VI 1 .1 . NhBUASK A
He buTtf n huiid nnl arc roiiKiMiiiiy ei-ivin);
frtfh fUMi i(i .f r,N.Kii. l' ri.di ,-. SfHi ioimry.
l'hut(,gr h Albuotf, hool Hiiks;N t.'oiil--tjouary.
t;ijHr. ToltiM-co. and aboii-e nloci i ni 1
rinrj Ururt-ricp pvntralb ,to ni-li ihf.v invite tin
tfntiB if ilu- ciiixn- d Nimb cimj, nid
thfyhcipeb ptrici ti mion i Lufintf mid
denflng l(, mi ril n rlmre ad ihe ub:io yti'ri ..
1.MHSII. ul.-ly J. W. BLImS.
- C W. WHEELEH,
CABINET-MAKER
AMI
CAUPKNTKH,
Uavii.jr , Uj, - riii;ni. iit; y on
2Vvii Gtrcct,
"t dn.rtib' v n'.o Iwii iiiu.iv tlnAiniii; M.irc. in
olMra-d lo',:,ll kind 1 w..ik u liix lii.e in tba?
Ami r.Mlt,-. I'nili ul r titl'-lili"! giva-n u
'HIUcI(. V-.: Ill . d
3. A. 1IEWE.S.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
AM)
Solicitor in Chanccry.
Wifi AND COLLEClSU AliENTS.
J-tOWKTII.IiE K
Mrrhih,ly.
browhyille" house,
COR. MAIN AXD2NDSTS.,
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ilroiYiivilfc, Xebrasliit.
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W..PEDICORD, Fropiietcr.
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'"I'll intchlia kKn r..rnrniillJ a n A nenl V fit t I'd
' Jpand refurnibard under iu ircent entcriris ng
,l'fiet..t;h jiuiirriiiiteet. fatitfacliun o all who
p.troniienisHouKe. x-5-ly
1 -'.TITcH IB TIHE SAVES "kI5ET
LOLJW IVAI.DTCR,
hlf UiiKt vet' TP lw lo ,.r!..r, ll ...rlr r.nr.
to hibusinec.
iBS.tT B1 ,igD Pinl'n-!i,InS-n(l paper hang
t' t1 lwrt notwo- and the most approved
Shn,. "Ch- "ivefcitu acall.
iiij Si,)"" i0 8tr,et' Cttst "f Atkinsou's Cloth-
w; Hels prepared to do all
o
T7cr aulilng
A A' D W
C o-LOIU N G
oeitfst and cheapest atyle or cm
nn:i.,Aoril7, ly.
m mimu
notisc-SIjiri !i Ornamcnfal
Gl izier, Gildor, liraSner, ,
PApERHAIIGERctc.
All work done in a workman
like manner, md on strickly
ILJ M i !
TE HMS.
OXE DOO;l VIST Of tnow.NTIU I R )SK
RICIIAUI) F. BARRET,
5EK11 III SGI1T.
AND DEALER IN
I. N WARRANTS & LAND SCRIPT,
f'erioital ttiUutttin girru to muling .orfi.
Ofuce in J. L. Caron'a Bnnkine House.
HIU) W N VI LL E, N E BRASKA.
X' 14 ly rr-nn
U. iHUtSKT.
HORSEY &
8. X. KICII.
RICH,
'3.i(innuiS fit Caii),
i oiin r.nci II. COLLECTORS.
S. BrurHur 3nin tfittt Firit Street,
I JI l O W N V 1 1 . 1 . K, NI'.BH A SKA.
W ill v' J'rinit, hticDtinti to all btiMiu' vn
nuted to ih'w in the vrioO! Courts f Nbriika
m l North MifHiiri: Im, to tho ColUct'on f
toiintj Money. m' I'aj, nnl I'lriii-'n- : and to
hr r.imrit .f Thxb. J4i)-jljr'
RESTAURANT
AMI
OYSTER SALOON.
WILLIAM HOSSKLL
lkf tliis trie t hod of iuC ruling the jul. lie that bo
.njju-'t ijMii,e'l.ri tiaU niM. bclw t-ii l.-t ami 2nd.
imou ri.n:, !:itutsjLt. -
a Restaurant and Oyster Saloon
Alro. Coufeul ionnrief, Cinned Fiuit, l)rii-d
ruit, Sjic-i jf II kind''. Tc;i, I'iHoi;. Sugar
tobinco, I'ulnti.cs. twrwi I'o'attrt'i" nl i vcrytliHig
nlljr kpt in R rvtain gnrer s.ic.
rTMEALS SE!CVKD-T ALL I10Ci:.2
kkksh ovsi i:ks.
x 15-ly
.LOCK , ff.TtllS.
AND
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JOSEPH S II U T z
n! iu-t received and will constantly keep n
baa i a large and well eelccUd st-jck of ti.vino ar-
iih in in line.
One Door uest of Grant's Slore, Bfoum-
viile. JSTtbraxUa.
Xtojp-vixrixxs
Of Clock; W!ceaml Jewelry dune on the sbort-
t Kotic.
WORK WARRANTED.
Brovnrhle, Neb.. March t5tli. Ibt6. 10 - ly
CHOICE LIQUOES.
Evan Worthing:,
OF THE
noil vsamon
BUOWNVILLE.
Ilia Jii!l Hrcpi-ed th Urcpst nd bet" nutk it
I.Uiior and Cicari- ever fifTorel in tld market, and
will i-e'l iheutaii low as any Iloin-e iu ihe Territorr.
WIIIT-t'EY'S CLOCK,
. Main Street. J3roynviIIa.
Feb.4.,4y)y.
Ilayc just opened a splemlitl
Stock of
GrEor;i3isuiss,
CONSISTING or
Sugars. Ttas. CofTte. Rice. Tolmcco
Cisar.-. Snap, Dr:pd Fruit of all kind?
Nil's- Candies. Motapa. Salt. Wolfti
Ware ot nil kit.d. Cimnd Fruit. Oys
ters. Pick Us. and ev-ry Article usually
Jkepi in a firt class
Grocery Store iu
Whitney's Block, Miin Street
Brownyille Ncbraskn,
Invites thepublic to ctll and t xim
inc their Stock, before purcjming
elsewhere ns they :ire compident.
August 31st 18G5.
tlclutore
TIPTON & HEWETT,
SUtoniciis at a
. BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA.
. ,3Iarch 1st, '66. ly.
meeting or School :l3xa mlurrs
Noiico ii hereby (riven that t li-id ol Hchoo
Exaieiners of Nem ha County, Ntbrankii, will hold
meetings for the Examination of Teachers for
eaid County, at tha a.ffice if E. W. .Thcina?,
in lirowDvilie, nn the 1st Saturday in crery month,
between the boars of one and 3 I'. M, A i.licanti
for certi Seat a-g are required to bo f-ra?iiet at one
o'clock, precisely, or they will not bo examined.
5To person need apply t any otSer time.
Uy order f the Hoard.
E. V. THOMAS, Clerk.
April 1st, -yly
G R A N
CAEAP CASn STORE.
Main Sired between First and Second:
BROWNVILLE N. T.
WK hveln ntnre aUree anCwrll aelected stock of
Boots and Shoes,
Finest Quality of Winler Stuck,
WHICH HE OFFERS FOR SALE
CHEAPFOKCASH
Groceries pf Every Kind,
Supnr. Cofl'ee.
Tea. Soda,
Allspice, Pepp.er,
Candles Tclaccq,
Matches. Starch,
&.C..&C&C.
Allot which he n"ers at the loweft prices, ieler-
aiined not to be undersold;
Brawnrille, Neb..
lx-39 6ui 7,50
0SBK QRAHBB SEED!!!
Wchavrtjoit ri-;civeil our fir?t lot of fra??ta Seed
imd can fiirttUh it by the pound or hu!ud. at the
lowei-t iHirket. rir'e. Wou Id ndvie thoe in wiint
to corrHjtond wi th ns before (urt hni-irig of otbarr
parties
FLAM & BROTHER.-
.m. r-T. I.OtilS. Mo.
JACOB MAU011N,
HHU1IT. TMLOS
HUG WS V I U.K. . NE UK A i
' 'Cat Ix'tfie attention ot Geutlauion deUins ne .iri
"rvlrAbl-3iiJ fii.hmnbl
WEARING APPARE1
TO HIS
HEW STO K OF GOODS.
J VST RECEIVED,
BROAD CLOTHS. CASS1MER.S, VKST1G N.C.. .
OF THE VERY LAI F.ST SI
Which lie will fell or make up. to order, at m. tr.
de'iied low prices. Havinsr on hand one of
SINGER'S SEWING MACHINES,
be Is able to do Custom work at rates that defy cuiui -1
wan-Hnt my work,
Eland as well as 3Iacliiiic IVorU.
Th se wisinim any thins in his line will do well iu
eall an I examine Jiin stock hetore investinR. c he
pledges himself to hold oni peculiarly favorable In
ducement January Itl8n5pd to Oct. Ith I8B5.
3ar "7"
The undersigned keep on band a lare nssoffkaseatt
SATTINET&O SSIMERESUITS
For .Men and Boy'i wear. Also. a large stock of
I-IiVTS A.jSTD CAPS
LIII&WflHIIffi
BOOTS AND SHOES
Rubbc r Cots, Lcgglns & Blankets.
Trunks and Valises.
UMBRELLAS AND CARPET BAGS
Gent's Famishing Goods,
Of all kind which we will fell
G I I A P F O I I CAS H
IVc mirc-hasa-d our :oods since tlie dt
.linn in the Markets and will sell at lov
figures. ATKINSON &. CO.
Apr. I3ih.l8r5. 9-30-ly
Lyon?s Periodical Drops.
THE GREAT FEMALE REME
DY FOR IRREGULARITIES.
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Hiee Drop ara a ncieDtiflcaily otTtpnnde! fluid
preparjatiuii. and better that, any Piil'; Po-le, ar
Ki.MiuoiK. Beiiic Uauld. Ihrir action if iiiraci ant
positive, reinlrin iiieni a reiiab'e. fpeedv and cer
tain stieci He lor the cure of al I ohsiruciin anil nip
preMB of nanre Their p..puiartiy I unhealed by
i lie lact that over QO (do b tMm are ann a'ly olJ
and eoiiMMiical t v the la'lie- -f tlie Uniteri M.nr, eve
rv one 'f wh-ttii petic in the Kirus! ternisol praise
tf their ure-t merit They are rpi-liy tnu the
placeof every ti.e Fann'e Remeoy, and are cniii.
ei ed ty a. I who know an.bt vf them ne surest Fa
test aii4 nun.! iutal idiile prcparai ion in tlie wr!i
for the core ol al l reiOaie c nii.ini-" the removal if
all cbftirtictu.ti of nature and ilie r. nul ii.n i. lie lU.
reciarity aiid lrrnctll. Kxp iit -t eaiioiih KiaiiriK
when they my he n -el, atid esnia uiim wlieti and wli;
thrv iii' iil in t. iorcon!il n t beu-cl witboot t" du
cititf efiVct8H.n raiy t. natnre cho.-en law wiir be
I fi.i.tui careuii v fol!ct around eah h.i:o with the
writia-ii hi.natnre ! JOHS L. Li OH wrthout wbirb
rone are -ennioc
1'iepared by Dr. Jons L. I.705.V J5Cpel Street
KewlUven 'dii. " vboran be rontiiied either pe.r
kuiulir, ir -r mail, (enchains an) ) c-n eriiinr all
priraie die--' nd fetualc weakue: Puce $l,6o
per but i te.
Sold by Drucgists eve-ywhere
' c g.ci.ark it.ro..
Gen'l icentp f or U. S. and C inada
'lik Bros. St l.-nU. '1 Wholesale
k't Li.vH. Finch & Ftjler Chicajto S Agenrs
Hecembrlth USo. ly to M 11 12 id nn, jsw
lyers Clierry Pectoral.
in
Dekvfb City, Colorado, )
Feb. S2J, 1E6G.
Editor Jldrtrther ( As it is Washiuir
loii.s IJirth-day, and all business in our
youn ci i y m closed h connnemtnoration
thereof; aodnot ktwinr;, bu. a hort
conimunication from' a former citizen of
your city, (now in Col rado ) detailing
partially niafer? ail thing of this far
off section, inicht i'T;rst thp rpader of
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your paper. I have cVidud;d to pen you
n fpw disconnected linen:
Well, in the first place, th? most of odr
winter in D. nver ha been Spring ike
and pleasant, with an occanonal snow
storm interspersed. It s snowing to
day ; yesterday, and ftr some days past,
the sun t-hone out warrr, and everything
had the nppearance and feeling of Sum
mer, provided you did no; cast your eyes
on ihe -.sdow clad PeakV'of the "Snowy
Range'' which loom up fir aboe all
other mountains or things percepubln to
the caked eye from this poii.t, and pre"
sent a covering of snow most, if notquite
all the year round. Business of all . kinds
has been very dull in Colorado this win
ter ; but we ate all looking for better
times soon, as ihe-Lyoti process of sav
ing, at a fmall expense, the Mlver and
gold contained in our ore, i no longer
an experiment, but tn established fact,
and is even now producing the most sat
isfactory result. The silver continued in
most, if not all of our jires, which has
heretofore been cist bj working them
-inD nulls, is now saved by the
Lyon process of sinehitg and cupelling,
Hnd predominates largely inweight. as
it is now proved by iliis new method of
working ore, that the )xrs contain about
eighty ptunds of silver1 to twenty pouuds
ot gwld. Neveriheless the jgily-r is only
wuith from SI 25 to 31 40 per ounce;
while ofd is wurtii fro.it' S16. u S20 00
per ounce, making SO lib tilver iu value
amount to about S1300.00. whiU ihe 20
lbs of gold in value is tiear S4 000 00
It ! further etiallithed.'and settled that
by ihis'plau or work'injV the iilver "con-"
iaii-d in tur ores will pay all expenses
ot mining aud extracting both the silver
and jjold from iht-m, thereby leaving ih
gold takeu out as neit profit to the miner
and Miielter. that Mr. Lyon can afford
iu pay for ores at the Icuh from which
are inking more than miners have here
tofore got out of ihf in with all the ad
dition;.! t xpen-e ol haulmg and crushing.
reioninj' eic
Our Territorial.Li-gislature has passed
mum g ciaim law, giving to the discov
erer or di.-coverers ot a lode, or vein ol
old or silver. bearing quarts, seven hun
dred leet tacit way from his discovery,
hole or shaft on the vein or lode, discov
ered by him or ihnu (making said dis
covery claim 1400 feet, and giving said
dis overer 25 lett on earn, side of said
lode or vein parallel to same, with the
right of owumg aud working all dip?.
spur.-, veins or cross lodes running from
or crossing said 1400 feet, which will
now give ihe discoverer or miner more
fetl on ame lode.so he can better a fiord
to develop and'work satne. As by the
old system or law, 200 feet was all the
discoverer could take, viz: J00 feet by
fight of discovery aud 100 feet by pre
empuoii ; other than a discoverer could
only take 100 leet by preemption ; hence
men only owned a small interest, or from
100 io00 teet on a lode which was not
as profitable to work, as if they owned
more feet together on the same lode or
vein.
Groceries and goods of all kiuds are
ruling very low here, end the country is
lull of them. I know of nothing thai
would pay good" freight to this country
at this tune of midwinter.
I hop the citizens of Nemaha and
Counties West have seen the adantae
.of openiug up a road well graded, cause
wayed and bridged for freight Trains to
travel Wrest from Brownville, intersect
ing at Big-Sandy with ibe road from
Atchison to Denver, Slt Lake City and
points North and West.
Your people will never know t e ad
vantages of said road UDtiLii is made
and Brownville is made the shipping em
urium of the West. It will' not only
benefit one portion of your county and
the rouniie, west, but will bepefit the
entire population of all the coupties that
ii passes through. And every property
holder of said counties, can well afford
to pay 2 1-2 per cent per onnum of his
entire worth, for the first year to build
said rtad ; ar.d one per cent per annum
of bis worth every year thereafter to
keep eaid road in repair. And by all
means, and for your future interest, do
no: give notice to the public of having
completed your road west to Big Saady,
until it is ihorou.h'y and fully completed
and in per fpet running ord-r from Brown
ville to Big Sandy; then make it known
to the world at large, or to the country
North, South, East and West, what you
have done, and the advantage to the ship
pers and freigters of your road west,
and when thej have tried it. they will
have found it as represented, and will
nof only patronise it in future thems-Ires
boi make known lo others ihe advantig
es of Brownville as a shipping point and
her road west for freight ig. And fur
thermore, your merchants should keep
larjje ar.d well selected and assorted
stocks ot goods of all kinds on bands to
supply the freighters and shippers.
You want pood Wagon Manufactories for
making and repairing wagons ; exten
sive Blacksmith Shops connected there
with. Ncr should your merchants, me
chanics or farmer-, lose sight of the inju
ry f-xhorbitant prices, pcor goods, or bad
ly done work by the manufacturer or re
pairer will injure you. Avoid extortion
ing and deception to freighiors and ship
pers. Do by them as you would like to
b done by if iu their stead, and your now
little and prosperous iown, will, ere long,
take away from other points that prece
dence they now have. Do not adopt the
system of other points of charging for
everything and kind, all you think the
purchaser or employer will stand ; and
all will work right with your town and
road.
Your npnnle or my old friends and ac-
quaintances may not thank nic for my
suggestions. If not, they will pardon
me, as I am prompted by kind feelings
or Brownville, her people and surround-
ing country, i stop scribbling aud go to
a masonic party.
M.
Falrvlew Farmer's Clnb.
FaIIIVIEW PnECINCT. J
Feb. 27th, 1S66.
Club met pursuant to adjournment.
President in the Chair. , ..
Minutes read and approved.
Constitution and By-Jaws read.
Subject: The best mode of Making
Butter and Cheese, and the proper Food
or Milch Covts
F. E. Allen says, treat milch Cows
with kindness; milk at regular times;
the same person should milk or attend to
the same ctws. Milk clean strain the
milk Tn shallow vessels. In warm wea
ther I would not leave itdeeper than two
inches. The most cream may be obtain
ed from shollow selling. Let milk stand
until it can be cut with a knife all thro'.
It should not be left until it turns partly
to water, as the cream will have a bitter
tas e. A good co 1 cell ir is an essential
to the making good butter. It is a good
plan in warm weather to churn in the
cellar. The cream should be at a rirrh I
: . w
temperature before commencing to churn
Sixiy-two d agrees u rignt. The butler
should be well worked, so as to get out
all the bu.termilk, saythiee times, an I
then let it stand five or six hours, and
then work it again. Mix one ounce of
salt to every pound of butter. Now put
or pack the butter solid in your tub or
crock, and when full, cover it with white
cloih, and cover the cloth with salt thick,
and fasten your lid on. This butter is
safe and sweet lor a year if kept in a
cool place.
I would feed my milch cows in the fall
and winter, corn-fodder, and corn, pump
kins, carrots, or turnips, as I had them.
Emery Peck said. In the Eist a new
kind. of tub for making cheese is used,
which has different appartments for the
milk, for bot water, and also for cool, al
so a thermometer attached to regulate
the temperature of the milk.
Mr. Peck thought we should have tame
grass for pasture for cows. We should
also have a change of pasture. Slop3
made from 'corn meal is good to make
cows'give milk.
B. F. Mclninch thought it would pay
well to cheese and butter in tbu county.
II. Stone tried making cheese "and but
ter on a small scale in Illinois, and it did
not pay him. Better let the calves have
all the milk and raise good stock.
Geo. Bryant said he knew a man in
Illino's who madi cheese and butter from
a poor lot of cotvs. and he said he made
S30.00 per head from th? cows, besides
raising the calves on skimmed milk, and
had good calves. To make cow3 good
milkers their first and second calves
should not he allowed to suck. Th? sack
should be let expand. And they should
be milked clean regularly. I think fony
dollars can be cleared from eaci good
cow. I know it will pay, and pay well
to make cheese.
Subject for next meeting : 'Gardens
Veffeiables and. Root crop."
The Club then adjourned to meet
again in ore week.
GEO. BHXANT, V-Pres.
F. E. Allejt, Sec'y. r
MR. FAUXSWORTiTs Tl'BS.
I remember one evening last summer,
jtit afir J came home from not the
war exactly but a .-ye.tr' cr.ii-e in
the Pacific as surgeon of the U.S Steam
er Wateree thai all of us bachelors
were enjoying the . cool cf the evening
and the fragrance-of cur pipes on the
flat rooff of the ell attached to the old
boarding house.
Lying about in various attitudes, one
and another had told stories, made re
marks, and subsided.
Lewis raised himself on his elbow,
knocked the ashes from his pipe, and if
I hat ever heard of old Bdrbank of Vir
ginia. If I had, I had forgotten it.
"Burbank." said Lewis, "was one of
these old fellows that you find in every
country village, whose sole business in
life consist in looking after other peo
ple's affairs, and wha seemed blessed
with any amount qf time to do it in.
"Burkank buttoned-holed me one day
in VVashmgton street while I was wait
ing for a stage. How he ever got this
far from home I lon't know, but there he
was, in his 'Sunday-go-to-meeting' suit,
and insisted on telling me all about b i 3
row gith Mr. Famsworth.
"I started out the other morning,' he
said, 'an' when I got outside the house I
see it was goln' to be a pleasant day.an'
I thought Fd walk down to Parmehe's
shop an' see ifihem tubs o Mr. 'Farns-
worth's was done, I hadn't got nothing
i
to 'do, and I kinder thought Mr. Farns
worth mishi like to know if them tubs
o' his'n was dne. So I started an got
down to Parmelee's, an I see the door
was locked, . So I went rouu behind the
shop, an looked ia the back winder, an
there I see them tubs of Mr. Farns
wonh's an I see that they were done.
Then I looked in again, an I saw that
the shop was afire. Wall, I thought
Mr. Fa res worth might kinder like lo
know that them tubs were done, an that
the shop was afir. so I thought Fd walk
down to Mr. Farnsworth's houseman tell
him that they was done, an the shop was
afire.' -
By this time.?' said Lewis "my stage
had gone by, and I found I was in for
the whole story of Burhank's troubles.
I told him to go on, inwardly wishing
him and Mr. Farnsworth at the devil,
and thinking of rny changes of reaching
home before dinner grew cold.
"Well; said Burbank. I'd walked along
a piece, an I see Mr. Deining an com
ing down street. ''Got:d-iuurning,"says
l "Pleasant day." "Yes," says he,
fgood growin weather. W Mil's the
news V "Well," says I, 'I started out
arter breakfast this morning an I see it
was agoin to be a pleasant day, an l
kinner thought Fd go down lo Parmelee's
an see if them iub of Mr. Farnsworth's
was don, so I started down street, an
when I got to Parmelee's I see the door
was locked. So I thought I'd go roun'
the shop an take a look in at the win
tiers, an when I looked in I see them
tubs of Mr. Farnsworth's .tannin there,
an I see they was done. An then I
looked in agin", an I see the shop was
afire. Wall, I thought Mr. Farnsworth
might kinder like to know that the tubs
was done an the shop was afire, so I
started to go down to Mr. Farnsworth's
house an tell bin. that thern tubs of his'n
was done an the shop was afire. "Good
mornin,' Mr. DsminT " $yj I, guess
I" walk right along seein that the tubs
is done, an the shop is afire, aa tell Mr.
Farnsworth about t."
!
Wall, Fd gone along a little further
an I see Sam Pulsiler leanin over hi
fence in front of his house." ''Good
mornin, Mr. Burbank," says he, what'
your hurry ?!' 'Wall, nothing says I,
only when I got oui cf the house arter
breakfast, I see it was a pleasant day, an
as I hadn't nothin' re particlar oa my
hands, I kinder thought I'd walk down
to Parmelee's shop an see if them tubs
of Mr. Farnsworth's was done. Wal
when I got down there I see ihe door
was iccked; So I thought I'd go roun
an look in the back winders. So I went
roun and when I looked in I see them
...V- C It. . ra. " ,'
luu a .nr. rarnworms a staenmg
there, an I see that they was done. An
men 1 locked a little further an I see
tnat the shop was a fire. Wall, it
struck me Mr. Farnsworth might like to
a
know tnat they was done aa the shop
was afire, so I though: I'd go da.va la
his home an tell him that them i;;bj wjj
done and the shop was afire. An I
kinder guess I'll so riht along, Sam,' I
"so's to tell Mr. F trnsworth."
. -Wall, jest afcre I got to Mr. Farnj
worth's house, who should I meet but
Maria Peters, she that was a Williams.
Good mornin. Miss Petr3." say I,
how do you da I" 'Good mcrain. Mr.
B.o:kI7' ..-ay 4 she, ',rV,;vvL I. .raa'
ger you be! Whereabouts you goia1
this mornin 1" "Wall," says I- "Whea,
I stark ed cut this mornin, I S2 it was a
goin to be a pleasant day, an I sorter
thought I'd travel down to Parmelee's
shop and see if thera tubs of Mr. Farns
worth's was done. - Wall, when I got
dpwn ihere I see that the door was
locked. So I thought I'd go rqua the
shop an - look in, the back winder. Sa
when I got there I locked ia the back
winder, an there I ee teem tubs of Mr.
Farnsworth's n stannin there, and I $53
they was done. An then I locked in
again, an I see that the tubs was afire."
Here Miss Peters gave a scream aa
says she, "Why Ebnezer Samuel Bur
bank, how you talk !" Yes," say I,
an I kinder thought Mr. Farnsworth
might like to know that them tubs cf
his'n was done ah ihe shrop was afire, tq
so Id go riht down to his boua an telj
him that they was done an the shop was,
afire.' 'Wall.' says she, I would if I
was you.'. 'Wall,' says I, 'guess I'll ga
rijrht along now an tell him lbs tubs ii
done an the shop is afire. Good niorr
in', Mr. Burbank, saya she.
- , t
. Wall, then I went right over to Mr.
... 9
Farnsworth. Miss Farnsworth she
comes to the door. Why,' says she,
Mr. Burbank, how do you do? Corn
right in and set down'.' So I went ia
and set down. WalI,' says Miss Eirns
worth "how's Miss Burbank an the chil
dren V 'Middlin, says I, middlin. Mi3
Farnsworth,' says I; you see when I s
started out this Mornin I see it was A
pleasant day an I thought I'd go down
to Parmelee's as I hadn't got nothin to
do. an see about them tubs of your'n. -
Wall, when I got down to Pannelee's I
t. t II I II II T
see mat tne ooor was locea. a;i,i
thought I'd go roun behind tho shop an
take a look inter the back wiuders, an
when I got roun an looked in, 1 see ihem
tubs of your'n a stannin there, an I see
that thev was done. By the way. Mis3
Farpsworth says I, 'where'- Mr. Farns
worth V Jusi then the door opened
eadin inter ihebedn to, an Mr. Farns
worth, he comes out Good mornig Mr.
Burbank, says he, 'how do you do J I
heard you lellin Miss Farnsworth tlat
thexi tubs of our'n were . done.' 'Yes,
says I. Theybe done. Well,' says Mr.
arnsworth, ! guess I'll put B.lly iner
the wagon an go up an get em.' Well,'
says I, 'when I looked inter the back
winder, I see the shop was afire. I
hadn'i more'n got '.he words out cf n7
mouth afore Mr. Farnsworth, he jumped,
for the door, an he says, says he, D-irn-
natioa, why didn't you say so ?' 'Wall,'
says I, I was comin to it.' By that iicae
Jlr. Farnsworth was runnin down
1
:i it; 3
street powerful, l sot mere talking
wnh Miss -Farnsworth. Bimeby Mr.
Farnsworth pomebtck. 'Wall,' says I,
did you gel them tubs of your'n?' Ha
begun lo swear, an says he, 'when I got
to Parmelee's, the hull thing wa3 buret
tubs an all?' An now, Mr. Lewis, ;a;d
Burbank. "Mr. Farnsworth he balmed
..
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SS00L EOOLS,
Not twenty miles from here a young
lady cf our city is teaching school. She
sends us ihe following rules provided her
by ihe trustees, for the goverom em of
ichool:
"No Swearia
fitin
quarelin
nicknamia
goin intu the water
reshn and jumpia
goia intu any persons vine patchi c?
orchard without consent of ih. owcer r
No pinchia
StickicTpins unto each ether
pulin of hftirdurin book'3
Courtin la skocl
Writin cf loveletters ia skocl
Not more thaa one pupil mu3t go cut
at a time unless for wood or water
No crackia of walnuts nule. dried
wbisperin ' ' '
those rools must be observed for a
violation of ihese rools will be publish, i
with the lash" accordia to th? Verdict cf
the trustees. Ironlsn (Jh ) Riisr.
The wheat crop ia ih.3 Western C:v.-'
for '6q araauats to 143.522 .SCO bIb'sV