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DR. VM LAWRENCE
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tr.; ivu oy Hif'niiOH im't exclusively
a tim i.-t Tew jenrs to ihe .
IE OF DISEASES OF THE EYE
viiil-eti vuif-ri(i1y !"Hi'cf 1 in every e
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-'uld not raiie th in en.iiitli to fee my wiy:
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at KrowRvdlf, bap niirelv eorcil ni' ai.d
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KTCIiAni) E. CASE.
lxtHx March 3. I Sr. I.
I bt one of ir,y eyes au.l ib..ti;bt that in h
4lili!i I Would be deprived of lb? otlior, bit t
I of llr. Lawr'tir.e t.f l!r. w nville. 1 wmi nt.d
d hnn in nf, r..i? t., my e:he r..n. urn
;.! ftn c:ttara-t. I pr. cm-da pre-riptivn
n, when to my us-. iit! ui'.-iit, in one wt vk
t was nearly r-torci. U n..w 'quite mt-
L. . H10.Ai5 WALTLliS.
fciai ao early call. .
r.l;ow .vvii.tS. Manb Ir. i.
rig been nearly l,i,j t )T, y.-ar t ud iv
il bopc ,f ever bein ure.i I w nt ai.d con
Jr. Lawrence and proix.n need i:iv blindues
ptcity of the cornea. I mbin.tte l to hi '!
and I am happy t. faj ro-ulicd in the re-
of my eye. u4 I tk p'eure in recni
Z bim to all who arc Gl eu-d with .re eyes.
THOMAS Klt'KK'i TSr
, Hrt wnville. N. T,.
IHERCIAL NURSERY,
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A SMACK IN SCHOOL.
A District School aot far a way
'.VliJ'U-.rkbire 1 ilia one wiotef'aday,
WaJ hamtniDg wuli it wanted nolle
Of Ihreo aouro minui gri and boyi
Soine I'ew'ujon tbeir W&ka intent,
Jjut more on furtive miachtef bent ;
Tbe while the master' downward look
Was fastei.e i on a eoty-book,
Uoe load aud dear teushigmackl
As "twiu a Lattcjy 'of UiJ I
Let ff in one tetn-B loua ki I
. "What ' that ? tbe t irticd m-ltor criea;
"l u.it, tbir," litl!e imp rqsliej
" Wath William "Will til.', if you i".k-albo
i ' 1 tbnwbiui kis Teutlianna l'j.ib l"
Witb irown to make a atatno thrill "
Tin inkier tbuden.d,fabilirer, Will:
Like write U o'criaken oa bi track,
With Moleo cLaileta on bit bitck
Will bungbis btad in K-uraud ahame,
And t" tbe awful presence cam - .
A great, irreeu. bLful iiujleton, -Tbo
Lultff a-l gwd-iiaturod fua.
With ktuile ujj.re.-fd and birch upraised,
Tbe tbrcaUner faltered "J'm amazed
That yi u, iuy tift vM, bou;d .
lie gui.ty of an act so rude !
Bdore tbe wholo set ecbtol to boot.
Wl.at evil genius jutyoa to it? '
'Tra .-h.-, llerl,8lr," sobbed tbe lad j
'I didn't mtau to bi o bad ;
Iiut wl.en Hufanna o.k bor curls,
And abisptrtd I was 'fraid of girls,
Ai.d durau't kiss a biby'i dolf,
I t .uldn't atand it, ir,at a'.l, f
hut up and kitted ber on thespot ; -1
ku,w boi-loo ! I ought to not,
JJut soaiebow fnn her l.x.ka b o-hoo I
I thou 'lit she kind o' wished ujotl '
THE RED DEVILS ;
Or, the. Mvcniurts of a SLarpsAoohr.
BT AUGUSTUS COSISTOCK.
While the Army of the Potomnc was
encamped before Yorktown, our adniira.
tion was tifteD excited by the good con
duct of ihose hardy jotii Df ihe rifle, the
Dr:rdan Sharpfihooters.
These green jackets" were ever at
the post of duty ever on the alert.
Creeping among; the bbxdows of the
;each orchard, or xbt hoi lows of the ir
regular ground crouching b-hind stumps
and clusiers of shrubbery cue ui.ouieut
on their hai.da and knees, the next ex
tended upon their tacks in every possi
ble or inipo.-siMe position, they wouij
con'rive tt elud the enemy's pickets and
esiablistied themselres in dote proximity
to the rebel works.
Woe, then, to the unfortunate "gray
Lack7' whose head was raised ior a sec
ond above the parapets of his tarthly
foriificaiiiins. A dozen pair of eyes are
upon the tempting object a lozen rifles
ready to pounce upon their prey.
"Crack! crack! crack!'' followed by
ati ominous wbizziujj shriek. Poor fel
low, over he goes !
On a certain occasion one of the Sharp
shooters, a young man who had rendered
him-elf quite popular by the courage and
daring he had displayed in various tkir-
inUhes with the enemy, crept so close to
one of the forts .that be could plainly hear
the tread of the sentinels as they paced
to and fro upon their rounds.
He had ensconced himself behind a
log. the shadow of which he believed
would aflord him suflirient concealment,
notwithstanding the fact that a full moon
which had hitherto been concealed t y :
clouds, was shedding its rays upou the
surrounding scenery. '
While, with his ready rifle in his hand,
he was wau hing the parapets, the sudden
crack of muskets on his left saluted his
ears, and at the tame instant a bullet
grazed his temple.
Tom D instaatly glanced in the
direction cf the report and beheld the
forms of three rebels." who had just e
mergf d from a clump of shrubbery, run
ning toward him. The Sharpshooter
brought his piece to his shoulder, and
bringing the muzzle to bear upon the
nearest of his enemies, pulled the trig
ger. The discharge was instantly foN
lowed by a loud yell, as the rebel leaped
high in air and then tumbled he adlong to
the earth. Ere Tom could re-load, the
remaining two were upon him.
"Surrer.der !M tbey shouted, directing i
the points of their bayonets toward his
body. . .,
But the sharpshooter bad too often
found himself in situations of this kind
intimidated on the present occasion. So
clubbing his piece, with a movement
quick as lightning, he' struck one of his
enemies upon the head, knocking him to
the earth like a leg. Stepping back, as
ih other made a thrust at him, he turned
the pjint of the weapon asidwith his
piece, and then lushed forward; inverted
bis rifie, and dealt his antagonist a power
ful How between the eyes with the iron
bound block, which sent him reeling sense-
less to the ground by the side of his com-
Ami:
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LIBERTY, AND UNION,
BROWNVILLE,
pariion., jTbe report of the diaxharged
weapons bad, of course, aroused- the in
mates of the fort, and a volley of mus
ketry now rolled along the para pets, send
ing showers of bullets about the person
of the daring sharp$hooter. The next
moment a large body of armed men is
sued forth, when Torn deemed it expedi
ent to fail back apoa the rendezvous of
his companions.
For some reason or other, which the
green-jackets could not then -understand,
the rebels did not attempt a charge upon
this occasion,' contenting themselves with
an exchange of '-shots,'', which resulted in
the loss "of a, few men on both sides.
Al ter the .expiration of a few hours the
eneiny. withdrew to the fortification, from
which they kept up a desultory fire with
some of their heavy pieces.
It was about twelve o'clock when Tom
B , having been relieved by his
friends, left the place for the purpose of
seeking some sp t where he could obtain
the repose which his previous' exertions
rendered necesiary. , He did not care to
return to the camp that night, as the way
was long and tedious ; besides being
guarded by sentinels whose troublesome
challenges he did uot wish to encounter!
A short walk cirried him to the bank
of the York river, where a small skiff,
lying upon the beach, seemed to invite
him to make it his loiging for the night
Peering into the boat, and perceiving
that it was dry, thei sharpshooter pro
ceeded to make his bed a .yet y simple
arrangement consisiing of a blanket and
an overcoat. There were two paddles
in the bow, which, .vvith the help of his
cartridge-box and cap Tom soon convert
ed. Then, with his valuable rifle by his
side, well sheltered from the dew by the
folds of his blanket, Le extended himself
npon, tiis luxurious couch and was soon
buried in a deep slumber, which, must
have lasted many hours,- for . when he
awoke he 'could perceive that; the sky
above hnn was tinged ' with the beams of
the rising sun. The next moment he
became sensible of a rocking motion
which pervaded the boat, while a; low,
nrphug triurmer saluted his ears,. He
raided hinueli upon his elbow, and an
exclamation , of surprise escaped him,
The fkifT was adrift in the river, aiid but
a few hundred yards from the heights of
York town.' He could see the Jark guns
krwilin'g cv ;r ihe parapets of the fortifi
cations, and also the rebel . sentinels as
they walked to and fro, wnh iheir bayo
nets glistening in lfa ' sunlight, while
till higher up, fastened to a tall staff,
he beheld the folds of the traitor flag
fluttering in the wind.
He thought he could distinguish a low
murmur, of voice, mingling with the
creaking of wheels and the tramping of
many feet, as though the rebels were en
gaged in secret preparations, though for
what purpose he was puzzled to deter
tiiinje. :
s These noises hdvvever suddenly ceased,
and while Tom was trying to account fcr
the circumstance, he saw a dark body
shoot upwards abqve tops of the trees in
the distance, and continue to ascend ma
jestically through the realms of spice.It
was ihe Federal balloon.
Ho ! "tio ! Johnny Reb," he muttered,
."that balloon ha's had tne .vonderful ef
fect of silencing you. I'd give something
'big' to know what you are about,-only I
can't stop to visit you at present. Your
infernal tides have played me a fine trick,
stealing a march upon me while I was
asleep, and carrying nie under the very
nose$ cf your guns a decidedly
ticklish position I'm in, so I must get of
it as quickly as I cau. Good-by, Johnny
Grayback?"
While thu3 muttering to himself, he
had b:en engaged in loading his rifle, and
the task being now completed, be seized
a paddle and commenced to ply it with
vigorous strokes, keeping the head of the
boat pointed in the direction of the side
of the shore occupied by the Federals,
which was about three miles from his
present position.
Scarcely ' had hs paddle touched the
water, however, when the report of a
dozen rifles coming from the shore upon
his right, announced that he had been
discovered by the pickets of the enemy,
who were stationed along the bank.
l "Missed your man, that ' time," cooly
muttered the sharpshooter, as the bullets
whistled over his head, and he continued
to ply the paddles with steady sirokes.
".The rascals are loading again," he ad
ded, glancing quietly toward the spot
where the rebels showed themselres up
on the edge of the bank.
The' next mortreat there was another
cra$,h of musketry, and a second storm
of bullets flew around bis head. While
the men -were employed in loading a
third time, however, Tom, raised his rifle
to his shoulder tnd and taking deliberate
c : a c :
fx
ONE AND INSEPARABLE,' NOW AND FOREVER."
NEBRASKA, THURSDAY,
aim at' the tallest of -the group, fired ths.
piece with his usual success. The rebel
threw up his hands and fell into the wa
ter. "
"ThatUl ao for the present, solilo
quized the rifleman, as he again turnvd
to his paddle. . Volley after volley was
now ired upon him until he was out of
range. Then, upon looking back, he
could sde tho enemy leaning upon their
pieces and shaking their fists at hitn with
menacing jeslures. . The next moment,
however, he beheld a large boat, manned
by a dozen of the rebels, shoot out from
a cove and move toward him. The oc
cupants were provided with oars, and the
powerful exertions they made evinced
their determination to overtake the fugi
tive. The greenjacket rose upright, and!
has!ily scanning the distance between
himself and the shore, on the one hand,
and that of his pursuers cn the other,
perceived that the latter ; would succeed
in reaching him long before he could ar
rive at the point of his destination.'
In this critical position. Tom decided
to raly upon his rifle. He loaded the
weapon, took deliberate aim at the ad
vancing boat, and fired. A loud yell of
pain and , the suspension of a couple of
the oars announced the effect of his shot.
Nevertheless, the remainder of the crew
continued their exertioasand the boai'kept
on its course, rapidly shortening the dis
tance between it and the skiff of the
sharpshooter. But the latter quickly re
loaded his rifle, and again -pointed the
death-dealing tube apon his pursuers.
The sharp report of his piece rang upon
the morning air, and was followed by a
second cry of agony from the advancing
boat, while another pair of oars hung
usel ss over her side. The compact po
sition of the enemy afforded Tom an op
portunity of "picking off" more than one
of his enemies at every shot ; and, as the
crew had not brought their muskets with
them, they were unable to avenge the
loss of their companions. But the yells
and execrations, which now broke from
their lips warned the daring rifleman of
the fate in store for him should he tall
into the hands of the enraged "gray
tacks." Fully realizing the- dagger of jii-po
sition, though not in tho least unnerved
by it, he continued to load and fire with
rapidity and at the same time with the
steady coolness which always character
ized his movements. Every s,hot told
with feaiful effect, and by this time the
craft was within a hundred yards of that
occupied by the Sharpshooter, there were
but five men . remaining', and those had
thrown themselves into the bottom of the
boat, hoping thus to escape the unerring
contents of the long iifle which was arrain
bearing upon them. Bat as the sharp
ominous crack of the piece rattled upon
the air, one of them threw up his hands
and rolled over on his back. Four men
were now ail who remained in the boat
capable of performing duty, and it was
evident that they were panic stricken by
the fearful effect of the rifleman's fire,
for al'hough they grasped the handles of
their oars they did not full a stroke. In
the meantime Tom proceeded to reload,
and the next inomeut had raised his piece
for aaother shot, when one of the men
waved a white handkerchief about his
head and shouted:
"Stop your firing, for God's sake, and
leave some of .us to. carry our dead and
wounded to the shore."
"Certainly!" replied' Tom,-as he re
placed his rifle in the bottom of the skiff.
Good-by l'5
The rebels now turned their boat's
head towards the shore they had left, and
pulled rapidly away, while the sharp
shooter resumed his paddle, directing the
little craft toward the Federal side of
the river, where he -arrived without fur
thei opposition, and related his adventure
to his comrades.
A few days afterward the news of tb.9
evacuation of lorktown -spread like
wildfire through the army, and Tom B
was no longer at a loss to understand the
meaning of the noises he heard while
floating under the guns of the rebel for
tifications. Th? preparations for depar
ture had been commenced even then, but
were ingeniously concealed from the ob
servations of the Federal aeronauts.
It is said that some of the vermin in
the camps at the South thrive so wonder
fully and have grown so large that the
letters "I. F. W." are plainly to be seen
on their backs, like ths creases in the
shell of an old-fashioned mudVturtle.
The soldiers av it meaus "In for the
war.
r
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Railroad Superintendent Twitchell, in
a spjech nt Brookline, Mass., last week,
said: "I see before me some twenty men
who were there a vacancy on any of my
gravel trains'." would rush .to get it ; but
the chance of death there is far greater
than on the battle-field, while it is all
gravel and no glory.'
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APRIL 7, 1864.
GENERAL GRANT.
Gen. Grant was born at Point Plea
sant, Clermont county, Ohio, on the 27th
day of April, 1S22, and is consequently
only ia his forty-second year. His fath
er, Jesse R. Grant, a tanner by trade, is
a cative of Pennsylvania, and was born
ia Westmoreland county in 1794, and i3
now living at Covington, Kentucky. " The
Grant family is ol Scotch extraction.
In the early part of the sixteenth cen
tury two brothers emigralpd from Scot
land to the colonies. One settled in
Connecticut and the other in New Jer
y. From the one who located in the
i n iuvt Lo'oijy 1i?tc sprung thesG.-ants of
the North, and from the one in the latter
the Grants of the Suuth. -
The mother of Gen. Grant was Han
nah Simpson, a woman remarkable for
good sense, attention to her domestic
duties, and serious Christian character,
blended with easy manners. She is a
type 'of the mothers who produced the
heroes of the Revolution. In JS18 she
removed, with her father, John Simpson,
from Montgomery county, Pennsylvania,
where she was born, to Clermont county,
Ohio, and was wedded in June. 1S21, to
her present husband. Ulysses is the
first child born of that marriage, and the
"8," in his . name stands for Simpson,
the name of his mother's family. It is
significant, however, . that the Jntials
TJ. S." stand for the United States and
'Unconditional' Surrender," .by which
sobriquet he is so well and popularly
known in the army.
Jesse R.Grant emigrated with ; his
father's family to the Northwestern Ter
ritory in 17D9, and settled in what is now
Columbia county, Ohio. In ISO! the
family removed to Deerfield, in what is
now Portage county, i i Jesse subsequent
ly went to Ravenna, and for a few years
carried on a tannery there. In 1S20 he
located iu southwestern Ohio, where, as
we have seen, his illustrious son was
born. - - ' '
In father and son' that mixture of cor
diality with reserve, of resolution with
caution, and earnestness with soberness
so prominent in Scotch character, are so
striking that one might reckon on a more
:mrr.ediat-? foreign extraction. Like his
traitorous opponent, Joe Johnston, though
American for several generations, Gen
eral Grant is Scotch in many of his
qualities. In his boyhood he always
exhibited a business turn, and was never
witheut some particular purpose in hand
requiring responsibility, perserverance,
and zeal serious enough for'one mature
in years. An incident in point will illus
trate this.
At the age of twelve he aspired to the
management of his father's draught team,
and was entrusted with it for the pur
pose of hauling some heavy hewed logs,
which were to be loaded with ihe aid of
levers and the usual appliances by sever
al stout men. He came with his team
and found the logs; but not the men. A
boy .of more imaginative, genius, and of
equal but differently directed contrivance
might have laid down to listen or dream,
or build houses of. chips. Ndt so with
this boy, who, unlike others, acted upon
the idea that where there was a will
there wus a way, and hesitated not at
the undertaking. Observing a fallen
tree, having a gradual upward slope, he
unhitched his horsTes, attached thera to a
log, drew it horizontally to the tree, and
then drew one end of it up the inclined
trim!!, higher than the wagon: truck, and
so as to protect a few feet over, and thus
Continued to operate until he had brought
several to this position. Next he backed
the wagon under the projecting ends,
and finally, one by one, hitched to and'
drew the logs lengthwise across the fall-!
en trunk on to his waenn, hitched up
again, and relumed with his load to his
astonished father.
This anecdote is well remembered by
old citizens of Georgeton, Brown county,
Ohio, where Grant spent his early boy
hood. This incident, being similar to
many others, will not admit of any inter
pretation other than evidencing an origi
nal and uncommon power ol adapting
measures to conditions.
Rev. G. D. of Fayette county.
Arkansas, one of the genuine forest born
orators, preaching not long since, on
the glory of the saints delivered lbs fol
lowing burst of native, which is to good
to be lost: Who, mybrethran, can des
cribe the glory of a saint? Why, nothing
on earth can liken it. If you" drill a ho!e
thrciigh the sun and put it on your head
for a crcwn, and split the moon in sunder
and put the pieces on your sholders for
eraulettes if yea tear down the starry
curtain of the skies and wrap it arouad
your body for a rote, and ride to hea
ven on the light-ning wings of the
temp-f st thi3 w iil be as cothing to the
glory cf the taints!
NO. 31.
For the last forty year3 Eastern Ten
nessee has been cursed with an aristoc
racy, whose headquarters has been
sticking out whenever a family owned
from three to ten kinky-headed negroes.
This was an aristocracy founded alone
upon the nigger, and so far ha3 it car
ried its insolence for years, that when
one of these'upper tens would speaks to
the wife or daughber of an honest
machanicor a decent laboring man, they
have regarded their act cf speaking
as one cf great eondecension!
It was not sufficient for the World to
know that thes high-flyers were the de-
jtejr.' -.-is, in a direct nue. trom some
ol ! foreigners who had been-' soM-nn
upon shares to pay their passage to this
country! It was not sufficient to ' knovV
that their illustrious predecessors had
taken their start in life by pebdiing pins
and nedles, by spading up gardens for
other people, or by entering other peo
ple's lands, and, by hook or by crook, se
curing, their titles.
Through th mercy cf God, the firm
ness of Mr '. Lincoln, and the madness of
the Southern Confedracy, we are all a
bout to find a common levrl, when we can
at least boast that the Lord is the maker
of us all. He has not heretofore been
he tiiaker ofus all, but the time3 are
changing! It will require lamp3 and
gas light in day-time to find the aristoc
racy of this town. The dirtiest branch
of the concern is following ia the rear
of Longstreet's army; some cf thera are
attempting rapes upon" decent women;
some are losing' what little they had ac
cumulated by playing cards; and others of
them are killing .themselves drinking
mean whisky.. The days of their great
ness and glory are over, and they are
standing now A where thVir merits, Con
duct and associations by right- have
placed them! KnoxVille Whig.
A gentleman came to Hartford to at
tend a Convention in 'ft public hill.
He reached the building ia which . tLe
Hall is situated but found it difficult to
discorer the meeting, being puzzled by
winding stares. He " opeud various
doors. on his way up, without getting the
right one. Now it, sohappens that a
suit of rooms in the building i3 occupied
by a man and his wife. The wife was
in her bedroom, which leads from the
hallway taking a bath and was therefore
not in a proper dress to receive a vis
itor ia her natural Eve custome, when
the rural gentleman opened the door to
her room, which she had neglected to
lock. He had got within the doorway
before ihe lady discovered him, and he
was so astonished that he 'moved nei
ther erne way nor the other. She applied
the time pretty liveiy in gathering up
some articles of apparal about her per
son. All of a sudden the wondering
mortal at the door hurst out: Midarn,
I'm trying to find the convention-
Hall, but I Judge from appearances this
isn't the place. She thought so loo.
It is stated that a substitute for cotton
h3S been discovered by a firm in Liver
pool, which with length of fibre, delicact
elasticity, great strength, are equal a
least to East India Cotton. It can be
produced to any amount at 61 per pund.
It has been patented in France, and its
applicability and utility are' so evident
that ihe minister of the Interior has in
timated his intention of forwarding its
use by all means in his power.
They've got down in Courtlaid county
an oil fanner, noted for lii? greedine3
and his keen lookout for a spot wherein
to turn a penny hencstiy, orhe isn?t
very particular) the reveise. A while
ago he succeeded by accident in raisins"
a very large hog. It was soon noised
abroad; and the people in that vicinity
began to call on the old man to see the
moustorsily." A gentleman from our
"taown" was stopping awhile in the
village, and hearing of the "porcine,"'
and so much said about it, desired to see
the sight, and having obtained directions
as to the "locale," started for the spot:
Arrived there he met the old gentleman
and inquired about tha "animile."
"Wall, yes," the old fellow said; "he'd
got such" i" critter; rai'ty big'ua; but he
guessed he'd have to charge hira about a
shillin for lookin' at bim." The strang
er look at the old man for a minute or
I so ; pulled out the desired cein; handed it
to him, and started to go off. "Hold on
says the other ; "den't you want to see
the beg?' "No," said the stranger:
'J have seen as bier a hor a3 I want to
see!" and oS he went.
Stooks was advised lo get hh life in
sured. "Won't do it," ta;j he; "it would
be just my luck to hve fcrever, if I
should." Mrs. Snooks rnereiy said:
'Ahem! well,. I wouldn't my dear,
IIEBHASKA ADV,
-nxTLs of adyh:iii:i:;g
On square (ten line or Iesi)on liusriisn, $1 O
Eaca actional Insertion- - - - - . i,
Baslces Car.1.4, aiz lL&e or Ism, os year 1(1
One eolama one year - - - .tact
One half cciama oae year - 43 c J
Oae fonrtij coItd.o er . . tilt
Oae eignta eolama one year lit)
One column 1 montaa - iftl
One balf column tlx montfcj t$ tl
One foirta eutcna i x mont fe - - H Ci
Oae eiUta ot a colatua ix sujCtLa 12 Ct
One co!uma tarfce mouth a S3 t
One hall coin mo three nsonthi . 1? tl
One fourth colnnn tnree tnootha - 13
, One eUbtb col njon three montts 8 C
' AnnonncingC3Dt!td3'es fur 03ce, 0 CO
Transient advertisement nasi be p'-4 far la advance.
Yearly adTorUiement. qnr;eriy ia advance,
la Trsr.sclent Advertisement, rrsctl na over cc
srinare ill tecbartred for by tbe lin, at tie rate of tea
tentatb. rt weet, and S cest e;ica cL-euuent wec
Governor Vance recently delivered a
InriT r,0P,h in Vil!f rnnntv tZvrlh C Sr
D " - ....w- v.-..,;, ... w. ...
olina, against calling a State Convention,
for the purpose, as the Governor siyj cf
"seceding from the Southern Confederal -.
cvand repudiate th whnlft thin , Af
ter indirectly admitting that the conres-
tion party is very strong, he opposes thi
project, first because itU useles3 ; second
became it would be dangerous; and third
because it would be impossible. Th3 Gov
ernor is not complimentary to- secession, ,
which he say3 has proved anything bi
the peaceable matter tint it wai pcomiiJ .
it should b?. He compare the su:Ter;.i
tVnian sieVV ih r'.-crr wh. on ba-
mat me oniy way to recovery u uru a -another
spell of fever, lie ak3 tha p2,
thinners: "Do you expect to find a re- (
mdy by a repetition of the dosa thit
brought you to bed ?" H then goes ci
to say that secesibn from the Confcder
acy would involve the State in a ner a-i
bloodier war than that in which it is now
engaged, declaring in; plain contrives ,
tion to the secession dogma , that ths
right cf retaining a revolting State is ia
herent in all sovereignties. Hs dd23 C3l .
apply the argument ia so many wordj to,,
ihe revolt of the South against th Na
tional Constitution, but in effect doe3 O
by replying to the objection that JeH.;
Divis could not coerce Norta Carolina, ?
because the Confederate Constitution,
recognizes secession. He says: "So it
is, my friendj; but you see by thetima:
you have thrown off the Constitution, 1
you have gotten frbra under its otligi-;
lions, and sworn you would have nothing
to do with it. Do you - expect ths Coa-k
federacy to be bound by a document you
refuse to recognize as affectiug youri
selves?" He then aDneah to the fearm
of his audiaace, by telling them that b3
tween the troops of Lee und old Abe
ihey would "catch the devil 6a botH
sides." He also observed that if every;
man in Wilke3 couniy wha "had used
abusive language toward Jeff.'DivU aail
the Confederate Government wire td b3.
put in jail, he would have to. ad Jre33 hil
audience through the' prison birs.". Th9
spirit of the crowd may ba inferred by;
khe folio io;r paragraph m ba speech?
as reported in ihe Richmond papers :-J
"Now, what is it you desire above all
other present earthly good ? Voices-
Peace;' 'peace,' 'we all want peace.'; I
know you do.'
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The following from the. Poughkeep:
sian is from the pen of Joh Billing, who
to use one of his own expressions, i lim
ber'. at giving advice; but we must say
his injunction to the girls noi to ba afraid
to marry, is quite superfluous. We nev
er, yet saw one that was afraid ml
much: . : -?
Dire Girls: Keep cool. A - bles
sed future rlwait yu. enny how. ; Take
lessons in the pianna at ocsi ; piau.iss
is getting scare. Bi awl iiieeus lafn jo
pl.i the r.u song tint has jist cuine oul,
"When John Brown i? over we are fath
er Abraham cummmg wilh ihis kfuel
war is ovef several strong.7' Thii stan
zatuk the first premiuui at ih? attte fair.
Don't be afraid to git married, yure met
nante afraide. Earn how id knit pud
ding bags to put yure hair irt iJj tar
tucus and pretty. Ext skit pencils ; thi
wil maik you spri at Aggers! : Eat kolcri
water 1 that will maik a good smel. Let
yure pettykoats drag on the. sidewilks;
and if enney man steps on thera aid
tares cph the rira, slap his chops at cast.
If yu have got a small feet, keep Tcnl
hid mal feet ha3 got o'Jt of ishioa.
Studdy travels; Tom Moore3and Byruas
and Gullivers, and Wandering Jews acd
Vallandughims iz awl fast rate- If yu
l,oM .U- .1- -a- -j -
Remember one thing, there aint ccthir
in this life worth living for, but a rich
husband; if yu don't belete rr.e, Kskyour
ma. If you her got red hair yu had
better exchange it for black; black halr
tha tell rne is gofng tu be worn muchly
hextyere. Don't have enny thing to da
with the toys, unless" tha meen bissiness
If yu dont know he? tew skate, yu rr.it
as well jine sum' travelling 'nunnery "it
onst, for yure plaid out. ' -
If, as the Abclationist3 says, shrery
is" dead, why are .they : .continually
shooting .' the-corpse. Louisviil?. Jour-
cab , . . ' . , :
It is not the corps;: they are sh jotirg,
at, but resarectiouijt hkejou wh rii-.
in dragging cut the rotted carcass to thtr
anooyancs and iTisgu3t of. the.- pu:l;?.
Get away from the .grav? ar;J cleans 3
yourself, and the sh"s will , bi iiiicjt:a
ued will be disCjr.tioted. Cinc;:intti Ga
zette. . . ' : . ,
At Irishm.tn wis chiUrr;j.?- '
duel, but declined oa the pl.a uit hv
not wish to "lave1 hi3 ot;I i rr .r.l:r ; ,i
orphan." .
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