iBRASKAJUDVERTI'SER TCBUSUEO EVEEY TCI BSD AT BY ISHER & COLHAPP, Berry's Old Stand, Ll&in Etrest. jrovcnvillo, T. TERMS: py, one vr, In advance, s c 'Pie, to one atoress, , of Five, of Ten, - 3 00 0 00 8 00 16 00 en not paid in Advance, bet pti J wltbin the year, r cent will be added to the above terms. e!red one year, or more, 25 p.cr cent will be X. - Book Wort, and Pliin and Fancy Job Work, a the fcet style, and on ahort notice. JUSTNESS CARDS C. F. STEWART, iLICTIC PHYSICIAN SURGEON, nOUXriLLE, KCDRASIU. . r H. C. Lett's Prog Store, nMIadar'i iin street. v6-n43-ly JWARD "V7. THOMAS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AKD LICTTOE IN CHANCERY. Office cirner of Main and First Streets. BROWNVILLE. NEBRASKA. IILLINBRY GOODS ! MRS. 31 ART IIKWETT, . Ann-.uDce to the ladiee of Brownville and vi- i cinitr, nt one has just received from me Kast a magniucciit mocaor IKO AND SUKXSK KILUEEELY GOOES, Cuuamin or ;Cs and Sli' IJonnct and IIi:tP. it ihhmiw. Flower, fee. icfc she invite the attention of the ladies, feel- haredtheycaunoi ie ueiier ut w price. p41'ly D. C. SANDERS, Agent for I CENTS INSURANCE CO., II ART FORD, CONN. hte Jufee, Ex-officlo Justice of Peace D AXD TAX-PAYIC AG EXT ,:i nsaVo out and take acknowledgments e It, Mor:fge",Bon-J,&c, ic. -m.t attention paid toaU business entrusted t are. Office over Citj Lrnj Store, BOWyVILLE. If. T. SEITMEYEE& vEOBI50nT MANCFACTCHERS OF BOOTS AND SHOESJ. MAI!T BETWEFN FIRST AKD SECOND ITS., H.IOWJii I LLC. a, r. iving tercnt'.y purchased tlie Shoe Shop formerly ed l-y Wm. T." Den, we hot oflTer our work at tcreat tJuced pi icps. We wannfacture all that we ofler -' 53"" work wnrrined. roanvilie, Sc?rt.27, IStJi. nil--1 THOMAS DAVIS, CLECTIC PHYSICIAN SURGEON, 'ABLE ROCK, NEBRASKA Reference, Dr. U. Owin, 15-ownTille. April 11,'fil. n40-Iy isriiii r;i:v vis, Attorney at law, . Jkr.LS CITY. KEEHAEKA. XT wtii f'V 'ice lu 11 ,be touiu of Nebraska. ) FAiaB Alt 12.5 EIAIfDASD SCALES or i. i J ki.ds- Also, "VTBrcouie Trucks, Lettw i Prccsei, w-c. tL3 mum. g;;s5mlaf & co; 112 LAUR ST., CIIICACO, r"Be cirernl. aud' t.y ouly the ceufir-'e.i mie 12;h. 1SS3 ij4-3ui ' FthYI "fflicted. DPw A. GODFRFAr, HYS1CIAN, SUEGSON A5D OBSTETRICIAN, iinrned in FraLce. havinit twenty-flve yeirs' eire ace in the Me'ii.al t i?!-e, sn1 ore of 'be correppou 'ottbe "Aineriesa J..r.rna; of the XeJichl Soion ," ha octe,i vermar.pinly in BrownvlUe, and re ctfullT tender bit. vrcfensional services to the cit i of this city ami vicii.ity. ie will not confine his t-srvieps to common practice, extend them to chronic 'iFeaes dit-ea.'Ss of lone uJiuR, Ma'.ijimiii Tuiunr acd Sires Absccnen and 'r, Caniers aLu Kye. evon psrtial Elitidness, ;epiy, Mmmnaif .A l'dllinn Sickiiess. Palsy, Vy e;y. Cojiounii-ti.m in the first and id KUse, Iua:;tv in si.xe form, and diseases of rykiud. tii -.il ir attention panltoAgre. ?e will, if rt'.incMpi:, fii-e teftreuce to thoe pro ;ired incurable ia ti.s tniied States, and afterwards 4 6 him. ( f n 1 at all hon j 'either at W II McOrecry's K Sure, of at hm dwelling house, when not ensxiied jrofeskiuaai luiness. liSuly- I?ev' Kemedie3 for SPERHATORRHffiA. 0WA11D ASSOCIATION, PHIL ADETjHT A. rnevolfnt Institution tttubih'd by special L' xrmmt.for :ne Relief of the Sick and Distrttsed, licted vith Virulent and Chronic Viteaset, and yeciaLu for the Cure of Dittata of the Sexual -?n. Li-IDICAL ADVICE glren gratis.hy the Acting 'pon. iub'.e Rep-jrts on Spermatorrhoea, and other dis Hot Ui oal Or?aus, auJon the NEW KEMK S employed in the Dipeu.ai y, sent in scaled lottci ?iole, freest chargt. Twoor threeSiauipn axept. (dress t)R. J.SK.UXTX TIOCGHTOX, noward As t.on. No. S, 9ouU Ninth Si rect, Philadelphia, Pa. (tceuiaer 12, issi. c23-iy lanufacturcr and Dealer in SADDLES, TIARNES3,-BRIDLES,' COLLIES, WIIIPS, LASHES, NETS, 'criHir comcs, cards, . ERCSEES, CARRIAGE TRIMMINGS, PLASTER FA G HAIR, AKD X VARIETY OF EVERJV.TIUXO PERf AtxiO TO-' i "7 Mf. Price Shall be in Accordance with the TIMES !23 , Bj Strict Attention to Eutiness I Expect .VwI1Uation of the liberal Patronage retof.re Eeatowtdby a Generous Public. pairing of-aU Kinds Erecutca . PROLIPTLT. cash paid rort kjDes. i. W. K1DSLST0X iOitM, im. nT.lF A Y VOLVIIL BELLOTSTRANGEK! WIIEIIE DID YOU GET THOSE N" E "W GOODS? AT J. BERRY & CO'S., THE VERY CHEAPEST HOUSE IN BUOWNVILLE. J. BERRY & CO., Have Just received, ana are new opening, at tand on Jfain street, one of the largest stocks of their DRY GOODS AND G-H.O CHR.ISS ever effetod In this market, fcemember the place, J. BERRY & CO.'S, Xo. 11, IVIixixx. otroot, K BItOWNVILLE, N. T. May 29, 1S62. nJ7-tf JACOB MAROIIN, MERCHANT TAILOR,- BROWXVILLE,. ...NE llll ASK A Calls the attention of Gentlemen desiring new, neat 6ervicable and faAhionabie Wearing Apparel, TO HIS HEW STOCK OF GOODS. JUST RECEIVED, BROAD CLOTHS, CASS1MEKS, TESTINGS, .C..& OF TXIC VERY L.ATE3T STYLES, Wliich he will sell cr mtie up, to order, at unprece dented low prices. Having n Uaud one of SIN'OE-VS .SEWJXO MACHINES, . he is avie t do Custom wjia at raian tht. dei'y co uye t;tion. I TT.irr.nt iny work, Hand as well ns ?laclilnc WorJi. Those wishing any thi:i in tin line will do well ts c.l! a:il exarains his stock 1 efore investijR, as he pleie himself ta bold out peculiarly, favorable fri-diu-euicius. Noveuiber 14th, 1863. LlU i-LLj Of iiliikMil litlliiil Merchants and Pot Jf alters who will addresnstli all. will ba supplied with Garden, Field and Flow Seeds to hPll on comiuUien at fair rates. These sen are all grown here and are tree u name. THOMPSON &. 11 KDGES, Nemaha Nurtery. Syracuse, Otoe, Co., An?. 16. An6-Kii8 tf Nebrask; SALIXALBA. TI:c Greatest Timber i'or tho PRAIRIES. 3" It makes a perfect Hedge fence in four years I 3" Oi.e Arre of it et th;s fall, in five years rrill uj3ke enough Wood for one Family I YJf" It &n.ws Firaljht, and very tall! j" It i:ever prouu from the roots; but when cut down, will grow agaiu from tUe btump, very rapidly! jrj- It is the best stfl wuod for fuel, r any otter purnose! 53" When kept off the ground, the rails will Itt SO years 1 53" 11 prows equally well with us on ttpland, whore tin- rich, us in the bottoms! J3 Cuttings eibt inches long stuck in the ground In t e Fill, never fail u erowl 53" Wc sell it f jr fir per thousand Cuttings, deliv ered at aii) uf our Agencies. 53" Forties wishing to buy, Fhould onierearly of our Agents, so that tbey may notify us in time. CUTTINGS Buadled and delivered at the above places, as soon as the tea res a: I. OISPCTT'O- T. P.. FTSIIKH, rowuviile, i- Aent for :rcmiba and eat half of Richardson Counties. Cl'KTIS K PKAVKR, Pwnee Cily, are Agents for Pawnee rnd west half of Richardson tlounties. RKV Mil. TISKIIAM, Beatrice, is Agent for Gag3 and Jor.f a Ommies. J. II. BUTLER, Austin, Agent for Clsy anJ Saline Counties. Beware of Willov? Peddlers We learn tbat many swamps of common Willow have been cieaned no, aod the Cmtsnas sob: asGrsy Willow. We Ket our Willow ,f SAMUEL EDWARDS, of La atolllc. Illinois, a re.sponsible Nurseryman. COMMERCIAL NURSERY, O.IIVtS 4, 'EBKASKA. E. H. BUSCfHES, PROPRIETOR. I hare lone u,ce .Vjncc(j of the want of liu cia.s Nursery in lU9 We:?t tcre TREES, SHRUBS, FLOWERS, &c. Can be adapted toonrcnmate and soli. - In Tlewof ibese facts, I have establiste in tbis place, and oCei for sale at Wholesale ottcsH feu) A large an.J well selected stock, snit6d to tbls climaU of Appl es, standard and dwarf ; Pears, standard and i wa rf , Cbernes, standard aud dwarf: Peaobes, Plsat, Apricots, Xectarines, Quince, Goosbemos. Currents, Grapes, Raspberries, Strawberries, Blackberries, Kverfreens, Sbrnbs, Roses, Dal'i Ornamental Trees. GreenhonKe and Bedding Plants, etc., etc. To which I would beg leae to call the attention of th people of Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, Iowa and North weft Missouri. 53"y terms will be as low as any reliable eastern Nursery. By purchasing of me the expense of transprtatios from the east can be saved. All trees and plants are carefully labeled and packed In the best manner, for which a charge of the actual cost will be nixde. No charge will be xaade for tbedelirerj of packages on board steamboats. All communications addressed to the underaitfne will receive prompt attention. March. 1SC2. K. H. BCRCH1S. . . LIBERTY AND UNION, BHOWNYILLE, NEBRASKA, THUBSBAY, A Strange Story. . In at flourishing little town in Corsica, there lived a respected merchant, named Cadrnir Borosse. Ho married a young and handsome lady of Eome fortune, and in course of time became the father of two promising children, a daughter and son. On the tenth anniversary of his daughter's birth, he gave a splendid en tertainment at his mansion, to which were invited m?ny f the leading fami lies of th Everyihiny went oT with satisfaction to the guests, arid those who drank succes to the supposed happy merchant, little dream.ed h was on the verge of ruin. But such was the case. Some speculations which he had entered into, had taken an unfortunate turn, and he himielf was aware that the secret could act long be concealed, and that poverty would soon be the doom of him self and family ; and though he seemed on that night to be the gayest, of the gay yet a weight of sorrow was upon his heart. After the guests had departed, instead of retiring to bed he told his wife he had name business letters to writt, and went to a little room, denominated a library, and locked himself in. Here he debated with himself, whether he should boldly await the fearful consequences of exptsure, ruin and disgrace, cr take his own life, or flee from the country. After a severe mental struggle, he decided upon the last. "If I remain hare, a living man." he argued, "I shall be crushed and despised and never perhaps have an opportunity to rise again ; if I take my life, I shall send my soul into the presence of my Maker, with at least a self-murderer's sin upon it ; but if I escape to a foreign country, who knaws but that, with the little means 1 shall carry with m I may in time be able to carve out a ctvv fortue, and return in triumph to cancel every out-standing obligation ?" Having thus decided upon his course, he at oiict; proceedn-d wnli the task of acquainting his wife by letter of what had occurred, his new resolution, and bidding her a sad farewell. "I have net the moral courage to meet and tell you of my misfortunes," he went on to say, "nor the moral courage to remain aud face my ruin. I must de part to some unknown region, either in this world or from it, and as my death can benefit no one. I do not feel called upn to add a suicide's sin to my soul. As all our property will soon be seized and sold, which, without other provisioa, would leave you and our dear children beggars, I have resolved to retain all the Money I now have in my possession, to collect ail I possibly can in the brief space of to-morrow, place ne half at your dispos.il, and, with the other moiety set off and attempt to retrieve my fortune in a distant land. If I succeed in my de&ign, I will return and pay all my debts like an honest man if I fail, my credi tors must lose. Lat this lettsr be des troyed as soon as read, and my project .be a profound secret in your breast alone. If questioned, know nothing of me or my designs, and be sure you let no one sus- w pect I left you meney. If you remain in Corsica, live as one would live if I had left ycu nothing, aud your own conscious ness of seeret means will give you men tal strength." These were the principal points of the letter.which concluded with protestations of eternal love and fidelity. Having thu3 fully nettled upon his coarse, the merchant went U bed, fell asleep, and slept as soundly as if nothing had ever occurred to trouble him by all of which it will be ptrceived .he was a rather extraordinary man. The next day he was at the counting-room, calm and coo!, and transacted his business in his usual fanner. Po one su?PeCteu hia, for no one kne his secret, which would not have public expose for at least four and twenty hours. He direct ed that certain bills should be paid, and others be collected and he borrowed, for the shortest ti&.a considerable sum of a wehy backer. At dusk he disap peared, "liSd not till a , late hour did his wife become uneasy concerning his ab sence. Going into his library, near mid night, she found the letter addressed to her, of which we have already given a description. The sheck was se terrible , . -L- f..,ri -hilf reading. On mat B iaun.M " -coming to her sense, she finished the epistle, and then, according to its instruc tion, committed it to the flames. The monev left her the also secreted, resolv . . rr a a t1(vt!(A riV mg to act m every jr j her husband. It was a long, painful night to ber. and morning found her weighed down with a grief too great ONE AND INSEPARABLE, NOW AND FOREVER." for wordf. Still she bore up wih won derful fortitude, and those whj learned the news of her huiband's absence, at tributed her excitement and Double to her alarm on his account. Of course she knew not whither he had (one, for for this his letter did not state, and so, when questioned on the subject, she could speak the truth without eularrass ment. But great as was her present sorrow, it was destined to be still greater within afw hours. Before nijht the f fae? was thro'.?n . jnto a state f!crftt-'synH:ci by the startling new3 that Cadmir Boroses had besn feund murdered, abut ten miles from town, on the road to the near est seaport. He appeared to have been shot first, and then his face beat to a jelly by a club. A single letter, found on his body, gave a clew to his identity and place of residence ; and when the corpse was carried into town, ail his friends, and especially his wife, recog nized it by the dress worn when last seen alive. He had also been robbed of every thing but the single letter found in one of his pockets, which the murder er had neglected to destroy or take avay probably considering it of no valuo. This murder naturally made a great stir throughout that section; and when, soon after it was discovered that the de ceased was insolvent, the exciteme.it in moneyed circles became iutense. The widow received much sympathy from her immediate friends ; but the crud.tors pressed their claims, aud every thing that could be legally, was seized and sold, and only for the money ehe had managed to conceal, the afflicted lady would have been reduced to absolute poverty. The authorities took the affair of the murder in hand, and offered a large re ward for the detection and conviction of the murderer. Several arrests were made, and at last the villian was caught. He declared his innocence till the collect ed evidence became to strong for him, end then he confessed to the murder, but denied the robbery. He stated that r ai'irul ke lfl int lft deceasdfonih , nur ' 1 . I pose of robbing him; but that, Wiore pose ot robbing nun; out mat, waore having time to effect the latter defign. another man had come running towards bun, and he at once made good his es cape. Whether this story was trfie in the whole, or only in part, matte rd lit tle. He had confessed to the killing and that was enough; and for this, iq due process of law, he was executed, j Time passed on, the excitementgrad ually died away, and the grief the afflicted family gradually became assuag ed. Eight years from the death of her husband, it was rumored that Mtdame Borosse was about, for the seconl time, to enter into the nuptial state, hej suitor being a gentleman of wealth anta des cendant of a noble French family! Ru mor in this case had truth for a jounda tion; and, not long after, iuvitatiop were sent to the leading families of lit! town to attend the wedding, which wasexpect ed to prove a very brilliant affaii The appointed day came, the guestsj assem bled, and the ceremoney was jjbput to begin, when a stranger, pale andbreath- less, came rushing into the presence of the company, and exclaimed: "Am I too late? is Madame Eorosse the wife of another 1 1 The company was electrified, and each felt the presaging thrill of a Strang? de velopment. The bride turned and fixed her eyes upon the excited questiinar, and then stood like a statue, speediless and breathless with amazement ai.d ter ror. uVho are you, sir? and why'chaj question at such a time?" deir.aric.Vi the j priest, stepping forward and confronting the intruder. "I arn he, goed father, who has a prior claim I am Cadmir Borosse !" A wild shriek rung out with most startling effect, and the .pale brkie, no longer conscious, lay perfectly holplcss in the arras of her cudants.v The al moot distracted husband sprung forward, exclaiming : Ilea ven's mercy ! I fear !l have killed her!" j But she had only swooned fron excess of emotion, and in a short time revived. 'Was it a strange, delusive cVeam?" were her first murmured words ; "or did I see the dead aiive. and here tie voice of my beloved and long mcurnld hus band ?" ; j Happily it was no delusion. tCadmir Borosse was there, a living roanj and in due time proceeded to clear up tie won derful mystery concerning himself. On the night that he left his kme for a long separation from his fanily, he first repaired to hh counlinhouse, and remained there till a late hair, and then stole out of town, taking the road to I ! Ay Ay JANUARY 28, 1864. Ajaccio. By daylight the neit morning he was some ten miles on his journey ; and from a fear of being followed, he resolved to turn off into a dark, gloomy road, and conceal himself till another night. He had just reached a place suit able for his purpose, when he heard voices approaching, and immediately se creted himself in a thicket, to avoid be ing seen. Two persons, apparently travellers, soon after went by, but did not get out of sight before he wa3 star tled by the report of a pistol, and saw that one of them had shot the other. Impuively he sprung forward to secure he murderer, who, hearing his steps, at once bounded off into the wood and es caped. On reaching the prostrate man he found him just breathing his last; and hen like lightning the idea flashed upon him of changing clovhes with the dead man, mutilating the features beyond re cognition, leaving one of his own letters on the body, and thus compelling ,his family and friends to belive it was him self intending, as scon as he could do so with safety, to acquaiut his wif with the real facts. This purpose it is already known he succeeded in carrying out; and finding a passport on the deceased, that in its description, of size, color of hair, com plexion, and so forth, answered to a des cription of himself, he decided to make use of it and assume his name. There was also a large amount of money and valuable jewels ou the murdered man, which, thinking it wrong to use and wrong to leave, be took away and buried intending, if he could ever discover the friends of th deceased, to res'.oro ail to them, but otherwise to ste all disposed of in charity. At Ajaccio he found a veiel bound for India, and forthwith took passage, to try his fortune in that distant land. Ho had been successful beyond his most sanguine hopes, and had now returned to pay off all his obligations and restore his family to their former position ia society. He had ' written once to his wife, to say he was alive and well, and ths.t some day he would return and clear up the received, and hence th peculiar state of affairs at the moment cf his arrival. There is an old proverb which say3, "All is well that ends wel!;M aud after great sorrow and tribulation, happiness once more reign&d in the house of Cad mir Borosse. Old Mr. V out in Illinois a well to do farmer had tKHoe marriagrab'e daughters; and, being one of that class of men wb think their daughters should get mafrifd as soon as they are cut of their short clothe?, felt somewhat cha grined that his girls should remain on his hands so lonj. Now there was a young fellow in the neighborhood who had been waiting on the V- girls for some time, aod had gone the rounds from oldest to youngest ; and the old man had be?n anxiously waiting for, and expecting young B to ask his "consent" for iome on) of the qirls, but as yet had waited in vain. B , however, had proposed and had been accepted, but the old folks had not been made acquainted with the fact. Now, in the meantime, ycung B- had " purchased a Rue horse of the old gent, and had given his note on six months' time for one hundred dollars. Well, pay-day was approaching, and B had not the "ready" to meet it; so, the day before the note became due, young B made his way over to the old gent's, determining to ask fcr his daughter hoping thereby to get an ex tension on the note, at hjast. A.s good luck would Imvc it, he met the c.an ju yaTdt end was about to go through with that some-vt.ii embarrassing ceremony, of -'asking tcasc-nt," when imogiae his surprrte audjjy, the old gent broke cut with , ' - Look here, B , yoiyoung rascal, ycu have b.3en courtm' my gah for more'n a year; you've been gadin' od cuttin' round with the hull on 'em. Now, your note comes due to-morrow, and I'll tell you what I'll do. You shall marry one of the gals I don't cars a snap which and I'll give you a good settin' out, and your hundred doUar note to boot; and it you don't,' I'll sue you, by thunder." f "It's a bargaist," say3 B . I'll do it." And trie next week , mere was a "tall wedding" down at old man V s; j.ajr a dctestful set, and when the apple and to this day B - chuckles over the i had becum ripe, I hev no dowt Adam way the eld man gave his consent without j wouij jieT rjgTej a cjjar pres3f ancj iie asking, "and a hundred dollar note toa3tol went a big fcu,t and bin drivea ,t m , orf anyway, Yure first rnuther was a A iNew York man, who had net been j lady, an' awl dawters is ditto, and but a out of the ci.y for years, fainted away in! loafin' cass w'll say anything agin you. the pure air of the country. Ho wa3 only resuscitated by puttiug a dead fish to his nose, when he slowly revived, ex-! claiming. "That's good it smells like home!" UZ f Ay Ay NO. 22. Tlie WldOTved StfcriL They baye sect me tho sword tbat mj brare boy were, Ou tli e day f bis young renown Oa the Ust red field, where bis fj' was sealed, And the fun of his djjs west Jjin. Away with tears v Thai are blinding me so; Theie is joy in hia years. Though his young bead be low; And 111 gaza with solemn doliht eronnere, Oa the sword that my brara boy wore. Twaj for freedom and home that I gaTe him away, Like ihe sons of Lli vaeA of ell; And though aed and gray I am childless this day, He ia dearer, a thousand fold. There's a glory above hia To ball Lis nsme A land that will lure him ' Who died fur its fame ; And a solace will shine, whaa my old heart U ?ore, Round the sword that my brave boy were. All gonoblo, so trua how they stood, bo they foil In the battle, the plane, and the cold ; Oh, as bravely and well a e'er story could tell Of the Cowers of the heroes of old, Liko a sword through the foe Was that fearful attack, That so bright era the blow Comes so bloodily back ; And foremost anion:; them his oolors he bore And here is the sword that my brave boy wore. It was kind of his comrades, ye know not how kind; It is mere than Indies to me ; Ye know not how steadfast of mind The soldier te sorrow can be. They know well hw lonely llowgreviously wrunj, Is the heart that its only Love losses so young; And thoy closed his dark eyes when the battle was o'r And sent his old father the sword that he wore The following maxim3 of Washington ought to be published ia every newspaper in the land once a year : Use no reproachful language against any one neither curses or reviling. Be not to hasty to believe lying reports to the disparagement of any one. Ia your apparel be modest, acd en deavor to accommodate nature, rather than to procure admiration: Associate yourself only with men cf good quality, if you esteem your reputa tion, for it is better to be alone than in Vrwl wmna fc'-" - - - - - Let your conversation be without mal ice or envy, for it is a sign of attracta ble and commendable spirit ; and in cases of passion, admit reason to govern, Use not bae and frivolous things a gainst grown and learned men ; no very difficult questions among the ignorant nor things hard to believe. Speak not doleful things in the time of mirth, nor at the table ; nor of melan choly things at death or wounds, and if others mention them, change, if you can, the discourse. Break not a jest when none take pleasure in mirth. Laugh not loud, nor at all without occasion. Deride no mans miifortune, though there seem to be some cause. Speak not injurious wards either in jest or in earnest. Scoff at co one, tho' you may get occason. Be not forward, but friendly and cour teous the first to salute, hear an answer and be not to pensive when it is time to converse. Go not thither when you know not wheiher you shall be welcome or not. Reprehend not the imperfections of others, for that belongs to parents, mas ters and supervisors. Speak not in an unknown tongue in comany, but in your own language, and that as those of quality do, and not as the vulgar. Sublime matters treat seriously. The following toast by Artemus Ward is good: "Ladies," sez I, Inrnia' to tha b-iteful femails whose peaents was perfumsn the fare groune, "I hope yure enjoyin' your selves on this occasion and the lemin aid be water, or. which you air drinking may not go agin ycu. May you alters be as fare as the sun as brite as the moon and a,sbuteful as an army ov Union flags also plenty cv good clote to ware. 'To yoro sex commonly called the ; ?hair sox we air indebted for bornin 'as well as ov many other blessings in these low gown3 of sorrow. Some poor Jsperited fools blame yore sex for the UpffiL - iifir in ihe crai-dm. hut T bnwnpn Hopin' that ra wave ov trouble may ride across yure pcsaful kluded the rernarl breasts," and I kon- ;arks with the follerin' centiment: "Woman she 13 a good egg." HEBRASKA ADVERTISE!! rates of advei;tisinc;. Oae sqnare (ten'.tnes or le3)one losji-tlon, $1 ee Each a.lliiioaal insertion - - - - M Business CarJa, six lines cr less, one year Ci One colnmn onevear - - - 6) ct One half colncia one year - 40 oo Oae foarth colarna on year - - - IS W One elgntn column one year H One rolarnn six months - . 4 One calf column six months - - 53 One fourth column six months - 13 W One eighth or a column six months - II One colnnn three months . - - - HIS One half column three months - IS 5i One fonrth column tbree months - 12 0 One eichth col amn three months - 8 Cj AnnonncinsCan'-lidates ijt Offlce, - - SCO Transient advertise nient.- nuatbe paid for In advance. Yearlv advsrtlsemeuta, quarterly in advance. In Transcient Adverti-e-jients, fractions over one square wi!l te charged fr rj the line, at tne rate of ten centsth nrst werk, anl 5 emits eaca subsequent wee Ned and Charley are two racm-nutes but the occupy different beda. Ned's sleeping apparatus was so situated that he could get in on either side that is to say, thera were two fore-sides; which Ned found very convenient. One night, Ned ond Charley had beea out, and on returning, which thy did near morning, both wer9 considerably el evated. However, they walked to tbair room with an air that seemed to say, "cot so drunk after all," and sought long, and patiently for matches and lamp. After knocking the pitcher off the wash-stand, aud smashing the locking-giM3, tb':-7 finally gave ip the search and went ta bed. Went te bed yes, that's the word, but owing to the darknes and confusion of their sense, they made a slight mis take. In short, Ned's bed had the honor of receiving the two friends Charley4 getting in on one side, and his friend rolling in on the other. "I say, Ned," cried Charley, touching somebody's calf, "there's a ftllow ia my bed." "Wenderful coincidence," exclaimed Ned, feeling a strange elbow in ths neighborhood cf his ribs; "there's one ia my bed, loo." "Is there ?" cried Charley; "let's kcik 'em out!" "Agreed !" said Ned. And accordingly the two friends begaa ' to kick. It lasted about a minute and a half, and Ned was sprawling on the floor. Charley was left in possession of the bed. For a moment all was silent. "J I say, Ned," cried Charlsy. What ?" asked Ned, sulkily. - "I've kicked my fellow out." "You are luckier than I am," said Ned,' 'for mine has kicked me cut." At a dinnner-table one evening, a sea faring guest was describing a terrific naval engagement, of which he was a' spectator, on board a British man-of-war.' "While I watching the effects of tha galling fire upon the masts and rigging," said he, "there came a cannon ball, which, took c.ff both legs from' a aiicr whj was in tho shrouds." II fell toward the deck" but at that moment another cannon tall whizzed over us, which, strange to say,' took off both of his arm?, which fell up on deck, while the poer fellow's limbless trunk was carried overboard." "Heaven's!" exclaimed Lamb, ,wh9 was present, "didn't you save him ?" "No," replied the naval Munchausen; he couldn't swim, of course, and sank btfore assistance could be rendered him:" 'It was a sad, sad loss !" said Lamb,' musingly; "if he could have been picked up, what an ornament to society he ight have become !" In the town of Lower Salem dwelt an aged minister, by the name of Mead. He.. was all his life marked with eccen tricity, and about those days of which I speak, his fnind was rendered yet mcri erratic by a touch of paralysis. He was however, still able to preach. tand ca a certain Sunday, having exchanged with' my father, h8 was in the pulpit and en gaged in making his open prayer. He hat already begun his invocation, when David P , who was the gehu cf thaf generation, dashed by the front door up on a horse, a ciever animal, of which ha was but too proud in a full, round trot. The eche of the the clattering hoofs filled the church, which, being of wood, was sonorous as a drum, and arrested atten tion as well of the minister as the con- 1 gregation, even before the rider haci reached it. The minister w3 fond cf horses, almost to frailty; and, from tha first, his practiced ear perceived that th9 sounds came from a beast of bottom.' When the anixr.il shot by the door, ha could not restrain his admiration; which was accordingly thrust into the very marrow of his praysr: "We pray Thee, ch, Lord, ia a particular and peculiar manner that's a real smart critter to forgive us our manifold trespasses, ia a particular and peculiar manner, &c." Peter Parley's OvvrStcry. Haao ox Bines. The following bit of satire is credited to a Souther paper; After the battle of Chickamaua, a soldier, who had been within the' enemy's lines acd escaped, wa3 carried before Gee. Bragg and questioned ia relatioa to what he saw. He said the route was complete and th? enemy ia full retreat when he left. Tho General asked hin if he knew what a retreat was. He looked at the General with surprise, and said; "Why, General, hivn't I teen with you in your whole campaign?' Over in Indiana they call the eclcrsi troeps "smoked Yankees," Honesty is the best policy,- i