Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, March 15, 1860, Image 1
r ' T IT- C -- r -T T7 " ,ooad EtoryHoadley'sElocfc, tltia Etrest, if pid ttbe enduf TOcott 0 3 fcti " r xr,ir le 'rtiisi-f -J t $1 13 per ' cm. prrjJei it.e ct accv-;;i.ie U irdr, tct 1 c I f i ' - - . i nr. ' '.j .' I. ' ' - J V.. ,h - r . 1 , ) ; - . .,- .5 J .J 1 ' ' - -'f . I 1' 0a$. :(:;.::;.Hr;. t." ; . . . l,.., ci!--. r t i , ' . -, v . ..til. . .. j . . i i . I. C u C il ji " ; . oe-L;r ..,.. t ; f.'-je. . i c : . . t ' i ( ; Caa tyuriii C r - ; ' . t r -.-:o Cj!-.: ' u t.i c C'2 fcaif t'.-iVi-s n t?.rr r- ' - - r 0'it....5C. ... i . ;.re-? j ; 3 li 6 U VOL. IV. .: BEOWNVILLE, "NEBRASKA; .KUESDAYi . MARCH 15, 1860. it GAUDS. ""tjTc! Jonrrcoir, attorhey at law, SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY , . AND . Ileal Estate Asrcnt, . brown villi:, n. v. ' Koa.Win.rtiip, i!oLtrcie,P. . U.S.CaDtiy, " " Joii C Miller. Chicago, til.. TTB.K.MsAlliiter, , V V .il.-r . V ForBa,UronTill,.T. i Cabinet : XTagon-LIaker T'.fn Street. bet. Sixth and EeTenth, nuoiTS : villi:, r. t. lllklnli Af eiHnet work netly executed. rr&purtnitf w plow, etc.. promptly done. J. B. WESTON, . ATTORUEY AT LAW, Brownville, Nobrasitt. rOSccon Mia Stref. one door tbore the Post Irownrille, Drcembcr 1, 1859. C. W. WHEELER, IrcMtect and Builder. .MRS. MARY HEWETT V.UKIER AfID D3ESS MAKER. run Street, one door above Carsone Bank. UllOWNVILLli. N- T. .Bonne c7ic Tramming alucays on hand. JAMES W. GIBSON, BLACKSMITH Second Street .tetwrn Mam and Nebrla . nROWSVILLE. N. T. T. l. TALROTT, : DENTAL SURGEON, lUrxrz located bimlf in Urownville. X. T, ten i.rt hil.r0ferton urYicci to thewmmuntt. Ail job warranted. , - drTd. gwin, llavin" nerniancmly located in BROWNV1LLE, NEBRASKA, ' Tot the practice of Medicine and Surgery, ten i derail in proreiioniil anrvices to the aCictcd. OOo on M.tin Street. nxZ A. JS. IO L LA DA Yt M. D. .Ierectfn!Iy Inforwatia frleu! i" Browntilie anJ aiiue:iae t-n"J that Tie haa retimed the practice .f Medicine, Surcrj, & Ottclrlcs, ' and topea.by trw:t atten;in to lii prufefsion, tu receive utxeoeroua ptrnge lerettiro;e extended tnbim. In : cea where It ia poaibi rcxpeiieut. a preaci lptiun a.ln-will be June OCke at Ci:y Urug Siore reb.Si,'69. 5 ly . . . . .. v. t. M'fliir. O. B. EIWITT. . E. tUOXl$. McGary, Uewctt & Thomas, All.OEKEyS AT LAV ! SOLICITORS LY CIM"CERY. Broivnvillc, Xc.railia. t . A) VTill ?rictice in the Court of Ketraska.and Xcrib wet AluQuil. - ftEFEHEXCES; Meaara. Crow, ITcCreary &Co., St. Xynlg, Mo. Hn. J4tue At. Uaj:h8, i:on j ,sm u. tbcply, Hon. J jraes Crtiz, ' Hon. Silu Wo. in, Ilofi. Smoe! V'. tiack, 8 F. Nuckolla. Esq., Cbeever Swfctk. Cw.. R. r. Knrn Browmllle y. T. Oct. S$. 1868 . no ' ' St.Jonejli, ITo. to Keaska Ciiy,K.T. Co : -via 16 G . H. ILCCX. VILCOX & BEDFORD, LAND WARRANTS, AND ' CASTERS EXCHANGE, Srowsivillo, TCT. 17- Laxd Warkasts Loaned ox Time From One Month to Ten Years, Land Warratita Ixnncd to Pre-emptorf ; T:ixes Paid; CoMect lour made; Reel Ktte Boucbt and S)ll ; IanJa L"cteJ; and Kafe Invtstrncnia tuatle for Eastern Cap Italisti. ' ' All Land Warranta auld by ca are ruarantcd perfect la all retpoc'.a. Acres of Choice Lands, For Sale in Nemaha and Richardson Counties, Nebraska. Tbeaelanda were selected and located immediately after tbe Lund Sie, and are atnougtt tbe niust valua ble L-tiitl. in the Territory. We will fell them at low price, and on long time to actual ett!era. HLCOX & BEEFOUD, Brownvllle. X. T..Iec. 8. 1863. Mrs. Ilcndgcn & Miss Lusk, MILLINERS AND DRESS 5UKERS, - . . . - First Street, bet. Main and Water, RROWNVIM.i:. N KB U A SIC A, mf, Ilri-Drt ttet and Trimming alvayi on hand L. LI JOHNSON, ML P., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, . Office at V. C. Jubnaon'a Lw Office, First Street, between Hain and Water, LIC-UT LITERATUEB NEWSPAPERS, Of every description, for sale at - , SCHIITZ & DEUSER'S LITERARY DEPOT, South-east corner Mam and. Second, imowixviLiavir.. TSjO. ' f-ntll SlitS ADD UMIffi MANUFACTORY! JOHN: W. - MIDDLETON, KROITSTIEEE, 7a. T. s-n UKRFBT Informa tbe pnblie that he baa f ' located biniself In ihia Citr. and U prepared - t0 erve tho in want of anyt hing in hU line, haiae'.ei'ted hia olt witb care ami will muufacture . I article of eerj-ttjiuit nerea-. lie ueeui u un asary toenomerate; but will keep on baud eveyarli ltaiually obtained In Saddle and lfrnei ahopa. . - JOKX V. illDDLETOX. BrowtiT!:i W.12. n46-ro BROWNVILLE :- m m c-sist iil JESSE NOEL nTiii rented tlse liiteret of Like and Kmmoraon in Br. nvin S cm Sw and ' it Mill, announcra to "tti public tbit he i preinred r NccumiMjte the 'riteni.f Itrownviile and em ihi Cutaiy wi;h a an- rir nnalltr of Jntnber ..fall kiuU. Xlfo wub the 6'1l Hill, to serve ail In tl. U tlni. Tue mtrket nrtce at ail tinea rld for ls'C end Corn The bniafIalf Noel. Like Kmniprn will be "''ed by Hei ry Like. All future buineac ndncted r the undrMined. JESSK OKL. Jlrownville Aprlllth. ly IEI1IS ill SIS JUST SUITS THE PEOPLE. ?IIEY AltE Or EVERY GRADE, Made of Good Stock. AUD OF EVERY PRICE. fna lie U bound to Sell Tor Cusli, or Exchange f or Hides Peltry, rnrs. etc. CALL AND SEC HIM IF YOU WISH TO SECURE CHOICE ' " SELECTIONS. Wiea, Gentlemen and Childrew in wantctany kind rinif.irt!.e,lcet. fbnuld not tail t go tu UEX. "f' tlly will rind an lmmcLfe atock of well iiaae Loois, &!toes. Gaiters,, and Ladies' . ''-b for cbeaprcMi ai,d excei:eice be r'eje Uuself be Hirj.aitcd ia Ml uf r er ctcatry. JOSEPH L. ROY, !S j IEtL is an lE AND HAIR DRESSER. Main Street, DROWXTSLLE, IV. T. Clocks.. Watches & Jewelry. J. SCHITTZ .. j , ... Would announce t thfsttlzena of Brownvllle ii. fend vicinity tbat be ha located biinscll in fc.iwLaBrownvuJe. llll!iBteIid keeping a fullatort. uieiu t everytbliifc In bli lltifuf biiti(ieia wbicb will beaild low f.ir ..-b. lie will alaodo all klnda f re pairing d clock, wtcbe nl Jewelry. All work war ranted. v3nl8ly CITY LIVERY STABLE. WM. 1KJSSELL, iniMunwi in tii niihilc rbat be . nreu&red t accoro- u,At i.l.iiiii with t;.irii;icp and Curciei-; to reiher with Koodofe boien for comfort and eate in tra vel ling, lie will also board horseeby tbe day. week or month. tyTERMS FAVORABLE-JCl June 10, 'M. 60tf ARCADE SA1LO0W! 3S-5:aI IM STREE T, (Orcr Settle i. (jreeiibaum'a Clothing Store,) 1 Erowavlllc, II T. be proprietor would npw-tfully inform the )iib 'sth bu ojcned upiuil eftivbliclud fi-r tbe re Xr tof the innrninn,nt tlietibove mentioned place. all can be o -mumodated with the bct of Vinej and l.i)uo.a. and enjoy tbe nothing in fluenre T the lte-t qit-itif of rie;ar. A first claw 23X.CarjX-A.XtTD T.X1XjXT. I'hrlHn'c IVtent Ciubi nation Cushions, with nil the moderm iuij r rcuienta. i alo on tbe promises fr the etip yujeut of all vhu deliarht in thin jrontleinnn IjandKieiitifivtrtMne. JiVAX WOUTHINO .Sep'Woer nil-Cm CHARTER OAK Life Insurance Company, Hartford, Conn. .Incorporated ly lit Slale of Connecticut. Capital Stock 200,000. .With Inland ii)preainjiorj'Iurfctipt.eoure It Invented nnd-T the !ani;ti n and approval of tbo Comptroller of l'ullio Accounts, OFFICF.RS AND DIRECTORS: JAMESC. WAI.KLFV, President. JOHN r.. lir.VCK. Vice 1'residett. ELI AS tilLf. Scerrtary E. D.DICKtUMAX.OenoralAgtnt. DIAECTOnS! " AlfrM Gill, Daniel Phillips, John L.Bu nee, Ii.PbMl.ret, J. A.P.utler, . K. IK IH-kerman N.Wheaton, Stn. Coit. XeUcn llollistcr, James C. Walkloj. S. B. Hereford, M I, Connltinjr Physician. A. S. IIolladur.M l. Medical Knuninrr. Applications received by K.AV. Fl'RXAS. Ajr't. nS-tl Pronvil!e. X.T. CITY TETJITK STOEE. TAS5ETT & CROSSIilAir, Manufacturer cf Traveling & Packing v. 9 VALISES, CJRPET B.1GS,SC. South West corner of Pine and 3d st's, Saint Louis, 3Io. . . wr- All .11 Aa.yAa K m awwy cri put j'i ci i-iifcv un mi wino lit !in vxir line with proniptne(f anrtonihe f ) iTTl vrlii miikl itim.iittiif terim. Oar itock is laree and cmpleieand all of our own niancfactarinp. Th-e in want of articles in our line, (wholesale or rctal!)wi lido well tocive n a call bet-re pun.ha.vinc ele bei e. A share of public n-tron-apei lioit(t n!8vSly JAMES HOG AN, AMI BLAXK ROOK SiASCFACTURER.' Southeast cr. Uitd arid tocustSt's. ST. LOUIS. MO. Allkindof RlankU xik rn1if thebet paper ruled to any palter, and ew?d in tbe new improved patent Eli3A.HIES P3HI0DIGAL3. T3IUSIC.&5, bonii.1 In any (trie. n4 at the tbortr-st nrt ire. Itavii r brn awardJ te Premium at the tt Mt cbnic' Kal, hefofie-ndidert in Liicrint sJTt-fjeriPB to all who miv ive t-.u a. call. July 12J.IUS. Iyv3i4 D. :A... C iO.Ta STABLE, IROIT, -STEEL, -NAILS, CiS riNGS,. SPRINGS, AXLES, FILE C L A C-KSMrni'S TOOLS TUird Street, between Felix andi:ui;3o!id, SAINT. JOSEPH, MO. Wbich Le sella at St. Lou I prices for cash. : . Highest Price Paid for Scrap Irca. teceuiier t, lSSJ.-ly. jc-fiN.r. kinxkt. . - . cam. k hollt. KINNEY &. HOLLY,- ATTORNEYS AT LAW, m:huasa city, t. tVlll practice in ilia Court, of tbia Territory Collec tion auii criminal businei attended to tbrouzbout Ka brtska, Wfcteru l.wa and llUaonri. Will attend the Courti at Brownviile.' ; . , v2n33-Sm S. DUNDY,: ATTORNEY AT LAW, AltCHER, RICHARDSON CO. K. T. WILL practice in tbe several Court of the Judicial Oiatritt id attend tall mitter connected with the Profession. VVm. McLennan Esq., of Nebraska City, willalt mein the firo.-ecutinti of Impoi tantSulta. aept. lo. '67-n-tr GEORGE EDWARDS, AnCIIITECT. OrFICEMai St, Eattof Kinney 4- Holly' t cjfflet, Nebraska Ciiy, .T. Persona who contemplate building can be furnished wltb Ue.Mttns. Plana Specifications, itc. for bulldinvtoi anycla or variety of atyle. and the erection of the ijtne nperintendedir dired. Trcmpt attention paid baklaenfroui a distance. 6111 FRANKLIN TYPE & STEREOTYPE FOUNDRY li 0.I6 3 Vine St..bet.TourthiaFiftii. Cincinnati j 0. C. F. O'DRISCOLL, &. CO , jl TnnufacturerKnd dealers in cw;, Hook and Job 1jL Type. Printin? Pregaea.Caaep.lS.illiea A Jfc. Ink, mi-l I'rintinir Material of Krr f)rerrU:0 sTnurTYri(; . r iikind-l!ook Muai"! i Atent Medicine l!recUon.Job.'ood KnTeTinirf hi.. fc. . ' . : Brand and Patterii Letters, various styles, SAiNT JOSEPH 17 5? "if: T ATT v? , i sr. Joseph; mo. WILLIAM CAUEEON, A. II., Principal. Completely orpanized as a first class Female Coatdinc and Pay School. Number limited to 125. iricledirijt 25 boaidera. sholatic vc-r ci'ininpnciup fir-r Monday In neptember. tr Catalogue, wlik Jul. partlculara. ad dreHh tbe Principal. Augaxt ih IS59. ' ;.: v4n4!f Pioneer So oKMctlery MAM &JB0K vMunufaitory. ' Council bluffs, iowa.' william f. kiter, . Would rw?iettfully inform tbe citiiena iu "Western nwa and Nebraska that be hsia openc t a first class Cindcry, and tbe only one erer established in -this section of country, lam now prepared to doall kinds of work pertaining to the business. '. . Harper'. (Jrahaui'a.Oodej'ii, Peterson's, A rtbur'a liallou's, Frank Let!ie',' Knickboeker, Wa- " verlj, Hunt's, and i'utnam's JIa Raines. . ew York Ledfer, KallouVPicto v rial. Harper's Weekly. Sciea ; tifio American. Yankee' ' ' Notions, In?ica' Keriew. Lei- ( . lie' Il'ustrated, Ladies IJepository, Ladies : Wreath, Atlantic Monthly, JIuie, Law. Pook, and A'eir.paperc, or books of any kind, old or new, bound or r bonnd in tbeujot approved tjleV en short notice and low prices. Obi family Bibles rebound to at to look and wear equal to new. . August 21, 1859, ' n7-ly DROITX &. CLIXTOX, PRODUCE DEALERS, Forwarding & Commission r MERCHANTS, No. 78, Nonh Levee, St. Louis, Mo. Orders for Groceries and Manufactured Articles accu rately tilled st lowest possible rates. Consignment tor ;;!;sn.,;rtrI:,.Timc:it respec:a"r solicited. Shipments of all kind will be faithfully attended to. Messrs. Gil Rea fc. Co , Hirtlott. ilcComb A. Co Gilbert. Miles it Stannard ITon. T II Uufflntrton Auditor State of Missouri JQnarmon.Esq.CalroClty.Ill. Messrf Malonr, Bro'a iCo JfewOrIeans,Loulslana JDacisi.n Ksq., , do . do Messrs ITlnkle Guild & Co, Cincinnati,. . F Ham mar &C ' do Brandell & Crawford Lomsrllle. aty.' Woodruff illunlinEton, Mobile. Ala. n.Billines. Itar., : ? Beardstown.lil. Maylg, 1858 45-3na . - . A. D. KIRK, Attorney at ILaw, Land Ageat and notary Public. Ru!ox Richardson Co., JY. T. , WiI),)racticeiD tbe C nrls f si.-t-iN"cbraska.a i"I ir linirind Hennett.Xehrask:-Oit . MORTON HOUSE, MAIN STREET, ' KCDRASKA CITY, XCCXUSEA. T. I. GODDIN, Proprietor. Senpmber. 20.1859. tr. Important to Farmers. Messrs. James Cbillen it Son. Publishers Philadel phia, will cend any Agricultural tVmk pllblibed ia America postpaid, on receipt of tbe retail price. rtn $t. T,oais do do I3IIAI.I RE AVIS, ATT01tNYnAT LAW, UF.AL ESTATE AGENT, 'falls !ity, Hichirdon County. Nebraska nesa inirjstcdt biscre in Richardson and adjoining couuiier, aixo to iijo ara ins oi ucii, pre-enipino pa- . m o r . r . m . per xr. . r.. invv u Ti4i-m .' niscellaneqns. Isthis the way rnyfjither? ,'Tis, myebiid, Tbou must pass tbrougli this tangled, dreery wild If tboa wouldit reacU tbe city undcflled,', '. ' ' ' Tby peaceful home abore. ' Bat pierces are rcccd I Tes, child, I know Tbat wbere thou least expects, tbou'lt Cndafot; But ictor thou stall prove o'er all below, ,., ' 0al7 seek Btrens:a abve. ITy father, It U daik t Child, tak my hand, V Clinj close to me, I'll leal thee through the land j Trast my all-see'. ir so sbalt tbou stand . , iXWht f lory bright itovs. tfy footsteps seem to slide! Child, only raise ' Thine eyes to me, then, in these slippery ways I will bold up thy going j thou sbalt praise . " Ma r&re.ca step, abore. , i ... " ... t ' - . H ,:: ; J. . - .1 ' , Oh, father, I'm weary! Cblid, lean thy head ; ' U?on toy breast. It was my love tbat spread Thy rugjred path ; hope on, till I hare aald " -; ' r "Rest, rest, for aye. aboTt.' Esn. Franklin's Inicsrltj. L But few have it in their power to do as much good or evil as printers. We know, they all glory in Dr. Franklin as a father and are wont lo mention his name witq veneration. Happy, would it be for them if they would read the following with a resolution to imitate it: r Soon after his establishment in Phila delphia, Franklin was offered a piece to publish in his newspaper; being very bu sy he begged the gentleman to lear - u for his consideration. ; The next day the author called, anI asked his opinion cf it. Franklin replied: 1 VViiy, sir, I am sorry to say that J Inink it highly scurrilous and defamatory. Being at a loss, on-account of my pover ty, whether to reject it or not, I thought I would put it to this issue at night, when my work was done, I bought a two penny loaf, on which, with a mug of cold water, I supped heartily, and then wrap ping myself in my great coat, slept very soundly on the floor till morning, when another loaf and mug "of; .water afforded me a breakfast. Now, sir, since I. can live comfortably in this, manner, ; why should I prostitute my press to personal haired and party passion, for luxurious living." . , , ; - . ; One cannot read this anecdote of our American' sage without thinking of Soc rates' reply to King Archelaus, who had pressed hini to give up preaching in the dirty streets of Athens, and come and live wi:h him in his splendid court: Meal, please your majesty, is a half penny a peck at Athens, ana water 1 can get for nothing A. W. ELLIOTT, SEEDED EPOT ' Cor. Kroariivaj- and Tasi Street. ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI. Havini? purcliaaed the entire irurfery tock of John Sifjeroonfii Bro., I am prepared to iter to the public the largest and best selected stock f Fruit Shade, and Ornamental aees, hruim and plsnta ever 4red or sale in tbe ret. Me .-re determined toTer sucb in ducements U tree piantw aiid the tra! a.-i will ensure tbe most entire atisfac:ion. Descriptive citatoftucs will be furnished, and auy information given, br adJreesinjr, A. W. KLLIUTT, . Soffit Imxus. Jo. JTtiTstbcr C5, t3-Iy. , A story is told of a very imminent law yer receiving a severe reprimand from the. witness on the stand, whom he was trying to browbeat- Ml was an important issue, and in order to save his case from defeat, it .was necessary ' that . Mr. A. should impeach the witness. He endea vored to do it on the ground of age. The following dialogue ensued : ' Lawyer: "How old are you?" ,.i Witness: "Seveuty-tvo years." Lawyer :, VYour memory, of course, is not so brilliant and vivid as it was twen ty years ago, is it V .... U'itness: "I do not know but it is." Lawyer: "State some circumstances that occurred say twelve years ago, and we shall be able to see how . well you caa remember." . : . , Witness: "I appeal to your honor if I'm to be interrogated in this manner ; it is insolent." . : ; ,: j. :. - . Jude : You had . better answer the question." Lawyer: "Yes, sir; state it." . : Witness: "Well, sir, if. you compel me to do it, I will. About twelve years "u studied iu Judee B.a office, did o J y ' you not ?" : Lawyer: "Yes." Witness: "Well, sir, I rememberyour father coming into my office and saying to me, Mr. D., my son is to be examined to morrow, and I wish you would lend rne fifteen dollars to buy him a suit of clothes. I remember, also, sir, that from that day to this he has never paid m. that sum. I bat, sir, i remember as though it was yesterday." : Lawyer (considerablya bashed) : "That will do, sir." Witness : "I presume it will. i Every judicious and observant man will concur in th following views, pre sented by th.3 editorof ene'ef-tbe best conducted journals in the Old Dominion, the Alexandria Gazette: Many pecple estimate the ability of a niwjpiper, and the industry and. talents cl' its editor, by tb3 quantity cf editorial matter which it contains. -It is compara tivelyan easy task for a frothy writer to pour cut daily columns of tzordsvjords trpon r.ny r.nd ell subjects. Ilia ideas my in "cr.e wealc, ',Tishys evjrlict ing food," and his comnrand cf- language may enabl hirn to string them like onions and yet his paper may be a meagre and paor concern. But what is the labor and toil cf such a man who displays his f lead ed matter" ever so largrly, to that impo sed on the judicious, weil-informed editor, who exercises his vocation With un hourly consciousness of its responsibilities and duties, and devotes himself to ihe conduct oF his paper with the same care and f.'ai. duity that a sensible lawyer bestf,AS UpJ0 a suit, cr. a humane physician Upon a pa. tient, without regard to iOXV or display. Iadeed, the mere wp.ing part cf editing a paper; is but i small portion of the work. The industry is not even shown there... Tiie ;car,fc the time employed in seIectjRgt J3 far more important, and the tuct of -d good editor is belter fchown by his selections than anything else; and tbat we all know is half the battle. But, as we have said, an editor ought to be estimated, and his labors understood and appreciated, by the general conduct cf his paper its tone, its temper, its uni form, consistent course, its principles, its aims, its manliness, its. dignity, its pro priety. .To preserve these as they thould te' preserved, is enough' to occupy fully the time and attention cf any man. If to this be added the general supervision cf the newspaper establishment, which most editors have to encounter, the wonder is hew they can find time or room 'to' write at all..; .. .- v. . - ;. : : - Ita 1 it Fna at ITorac. Don't be afraid of a little fun at home, good people ! Don't shut up your houses lest the sun should fade your carpets and your hearts, lest a hearty laugh should shake down some of the musty old cob webs there ! If you want to ruin your sons, let them think that all mirth and so cial enjoyment must be left ou' the thres hold without, when they come home at night. When once a home is regarded only as a place to eat, drink and sleep in, the work is begun that ends ia gambling houses and reckless degradation- Young people must have fun and relaxation somewhere; if they do not find it at their hearth-stones, it will be sought in other, and perhaps less profitable places. There fore, let the fire burn brightly at night, and make the honie-nest delightful with all those little hearts that parents so per fectly understand. Don't repress the bu oyant spirits of your children; half nn hour of merriment round the lamp t;zi firelight cf home blots Cut the remem brance of many a care and annoyance du ring the day, and the best safeguard the-y can take with them into the world is the unseen influence of a bjigbt little domes lie sanctun. When a girl marries, why do people talk of her choice? In ninety-nine cases out of a hundred has she any choice ? Does not the man, probably the last she vtould have chosen, select her?- A lady vrriter says: "I have been married many years; the match was considered a very good one, suitable in every respect age, position and fortune.' 'Every one ' aid I had . made , a good choice. I loved my husband wheu I married him because he had. by unwearied assiduity, succeeded in winning my affections; but had choice been my privilege, I certainly should not hare chosen him. As I look at him in his easy chair, sleeping before the fire, a huge dog at his feet, a pipe peeping out of one of the numerous pocketof his shooting coat, I cannot but think how dif ferent he is from, what I would have cho sen., My first penrhant. was for u fashion able clergyman he was a flatterer and cared but little for me, although I have r ot forgotten the pang of his desertion. My next was a barrister a young man cf immense talent, smooth, insinuating manners; but' he, too, after talking, dan cing and flirting, left me. Either of these would have been my choice, had I so cho sen, but my present husband chose me, and this, I cannot help thinking,, must be the way with half the married folks of my acquaintance." , ' , , Wasn't Acqnainted. .Two drunken fellows were walking along in the rain. The drunkest one then tisked : ' "Dick, (hie) does-er rain (hie)?" In course it rains," said Dick. The answer was apparently satisfacto ry, and they proceeded several rods far ther, when the Question was at?ain nrn. . . --- 4 - - o r pounded by the anxious searcher after jrmh under difficulties. : ' "Dick, I ayD(hic) tell me does er rain?" . "Johnny," said Dick solemnly, "I'm afraid yer drunk; in course it's rain ing." V ' In a few minutes Johnny was again troubled with doubts, and sought to solve them. ';,;--.'.: : . :. "Dick, seems-er me (hie) ser-goin' (hie) er-rain (hie)!" Dick exasperated "Johnny, yer a fool. Don't yer see it's a. rainin.' Can't yer jfeel it rainin. Johnny?" "Scuse me D (hie.) I aint much ac quainted ia town (hie) .Fur: Lawtirs require the rnntaNrital tem perament, to give them intensity cf feel ing and clearness of intellect; lar Ev entuality, to recall law case3 ,and deci sions; largo ' Comparison, to 1 criticise, cross-question, illustrate, zvA a-iiucd si milar cases; end ;hrge Lirr-age, lo give freedom of speech. .. . !. '.Stattsmin require a large and. well balanced intellect, to enable them to sc-e through great pub! is 'measures, nr.:! cheen th a Lest course, :o2;l.:r v.iia high narrow bends, to crake them disin terested, and seek the people's goad, net selfish emoluments. . - . ; PnrsiciAKs require large FerceptirCa, to study and apply anatomy and physiolo gy with skill - find. success; Constructive, iiess, to give -rfiU in surgery; Combati veness, 0 render them resolute ; Cauti ous'Vss, ta render them safe; and a large uead, to give general powr cf mind.- N A Clteg YMAjf requires the mental temperament, to give him a decided pro dominance nf mind over, his animal ten dencies; a large frontal and coronal re gion, to give intellectual ' capacity, and high moral worth, and the spirit of devo tion; large Adhesiveness to make all who know him love him. . . . ! EciTons require good perception, to collect aud disseminate news; Compa.i sonto illustrate and criticise ; Combati veness, to render them spirited ; and Ide ality, to give" taste and elevated senti ments. , '. . ' . . MxitcnAiTTS require Acquisitiveness, to impart a desire' and tact for making money ; Hope, to promote enterprise ; Cautiousness, to render them safe; Per. ceptives, to give quick and correct judge ment; Calculation, to cast accounts; Ap probativeness, to render then) affable;- and Adhesiveness to make friends of customers. V - - " ' '; MxcnAxicg require ' strong constiiii-i tions,to give them 'muscular power -and love of labor ; Constructivenes3 and Imi tation, to use tools with dexterity, make after a pattern, and easily learti to do what they see done ; and large perceptive faculties, to give the required judgment of matter aud its fitness and yhysical properties. Some twenty years ago, there' was an old darkey named Cato, living in the east ern part of ITorth Carolina, near the mouth of one of the rivers that enter the Pamlico Sound. Cato was a ferryman at the point, and bis master allowed him a certain portion of his wages, with an agreement that : he might purchase his freedom for six hundred dollars. He had saved up three hundred, and handed it to his master, and rejoiced in the possession cf one-half of himself. One night, not long after, as he was crossing the ferry alone, n violent storm arose, i His boat was tossed about, and finally upset, and Cato. after great exertion, succeeded in reaching the shore.' The next "morning, he presented himself with the following inquiry : ?4Massa John, I want to ax you who owns dis nigga?" "Why,'-1 .own one-half of you, Cato, and you own the other half." Well, massa, won't you please buy back ray half?" , "If you de sire it, Cato. ' But what has changed your mind so suddenly?" "Jest please hand over dern three hundred . dollars. . Come mighty near getting drowned last night. Nigga terrible unsartih property." ". S" . ronbus i A s. 1 1 1 1 t:-o:e ir killir is that v.Li-h ii c - l nuC3 c! 0; number cf thtrcvl l:'.-("s ef t'-'" T tree,'which much return! hi xl.i 5" -and, having well ti:;:eartd t:. ...i kind cf bird-lime, xy strc i. aimal'j Tray, ta!;;r j care . b t!. . his raw cn cno cf the? ir. " : -i:ivcs, and Lis fai W sett!---1- I'. " j. a tl.e 1 . t -, id L;s v ta .in ue:u:ee... ... ir. es2 crstDcfeiiihisebbctly tJ.Uii:'' it r his fac?, thereby s-.r.r r-.ri"? the rej-' likhe over his ncse'aed .eyes, end gb-irg- the eyeliJs tegetr.er. Ly tr.is Le-i.a f . 4 , treacherous lea. ;s, and is bewildered. Ithi the novel inconvenience; 'then he rclls cn. the ground, and rubs his he.d an fsteo ca the earth, in hb e .Torts te gel free. Vj so dofng he only ad .Is fresJi itrd-l.nesL.ta his head, bedy and lis :is,ar.d s?-! Jtir.a.: his sleek fur tegether-is. unsig'.aly iuhs, and finishes by hocdwinkirg hi p,5?!! .so thoro'ighly with leaves and bird-lb;? t'ut he lies Hvunderirg ce the greur.J, t: '.r:ne up the earth with his claws, utterh? I : cf rage anu dismay, and exhaust, i ly iha,. impotent struggles in which he hes ,be-;ntJi so long engaged. . . Thesi cries are a $ g-. nal to the authors cf his misery, who rea, to the spot armed with guns, lews er.di spears, and find no difficulty in dbiiu.chv ing their blind and" W earied foe. Jrf. hdge's IlU:!rJ Yc; .. t f 9 ' Here is an illustaation of the vicissi tudes of fortune; A few years ago one of the most active and successful men in the city of Hudson, was Leonard Wells. Every thing he touched turned iniz mon ey. He once made 10,000 in an hour by ithe purchase and sale cf a peice of real estate. Fifteen years ago he was worth $70,000. Shortly after this, luck turned against him. He lost $34,000 by buying istock ia the Hudsca and Berkshire -railroad. This was followed soon, after by other losses, caused by indorsements, in less than eighteen months be was re duced from affluence to poverty, f rem b ing worth $70,000 to being worth not a cer.t. He now lives in Albany, faming a livii g for his family by peddling cai;dy& They have a "mysterious skatj;- over in Springfield who is the admiration of the hdiej, aud of whom they exclaim-- -Oh, how graceful, don't h? skate sweet 1" - ; 1 . v Poor paymasters should learn wisdom froni the mubketo, who always settles his bill the moment he finds you. Ta, they tell ns about the nngry oceau; what. makes the ocean angry V ''Oh, it has been crcsszl so often." ' '' What tree represents a person who persists in incurring deb:s? Willow (will owe.) . , ; The following is a good one, laid to have been produced during the recent le gislative excursion in Ohio, under the im mediate inspiration of a drink composed of equal portions of Monongahcla and Bourbon: i Ther union of rye. end Hie uniun cf corn. Tie union with lake, ice. and ilver; ' Tae union of aug-ar in ne pacioua born, AuJ taeir uniUssiua uaiua forerer. . Culture or Tcbr.cc3r,,'-! Jfsssns. EuiT'jTS I eri Jr.iirj ii for 'na-, uf Jan. 12ib. concorn'n t-jbioa '. -I hare bad Dm) little cxperionco jrtriiin; cfty, crop, nt I ulwar? ',k tiri l nhr.t (..her filM, l.ayo djnc, it t. no mora thm fair t- it I s-h ) I git all thel&form.ti&n is'iijj p'.wer to other, i Lnr cor--wpoodent wiibci tg kzjW iior to rrcrora t;i s.'ii bed. . - - ' , ; Onr mod j is to rk'c ouj a p-;t wVlv J Ual ct-.. posed to Cu!d wind, ay the south tida of s b'-.i'l-aj' cr fence, or if ia te opoa lot, rrctci it f- sri ra?,- from IL vizid. ,..-' , If practicable, mrt'iro well tba fill lefru v:!a . and plow in few in-l.e. depp. In.tb pr. t, soon as tha :r st is oul Cut gr-,Lr.d, barn 3 ': "tv qumtitjr ti' Wruth on tl.i b' d t k;;t alt Xh- w-cl oedj and jrraj ni,d warm tba tn.l ; then ti: it t clubnand fow in tt e sjfdj. A bed 4 bj SO feet will reqmrar a -r-t'9 brt aboutba'f full of seed sous 3 sty a t!;i'r! jlafil i th kiuii mil bat great ra my cuJ ftt t j ruilstt . ani tJO Ja.t nam'?d qiritiy'u not cu-uxt. Vh tin j-,!.in 6rst appenr tivy rs n bij-'T . pin bd bit they grow vi rffz nil ia u!; ut 19 muttliS if tb weather is grwl will b r.adj ti sel. on. .M'e )f.-ncruliy we? t tbe bv.l ubcut fjur tiinti, bfor taking'out any pUati. .' After o c!t weo j't,. on d tmp dy we to w oi: abou. four quaJt .f f uv . do and plaster ronu! pnrf i, to a bd of tb a; c". named, bat bo Teryearfcl not to fow ii whea thc i.a propabilify nf tha iua co;ninj ont in, aJ i that place (he guano will burn up your l UnU. Tie land cannot b muds tM rtch.lu; u'ual'y pV, about 30 or 4:JIjjcf mtnuri to the ac-n-, ant VI a lb., . 't'ornvian Runo in the d.'lll. 'Al';cr tUa hi is barroei well, we tali? a lnirVer. ?ct th t'-f ' 3 1-2 feet tpartand go ever thi-hud' to 'cuX U,' rowg. . . . , ' A imall plow come3 nfter 'makir a sba-Lv fiirtrw ia whicb th guano iitown and covered ty pufi;.?7 two Hsb i farrows cn ton of it. WenmSt.it 2 J-' feet ?rwt t . row' and at ca b 5n?t-r" ti"n te-.ka hill with a h,e patiini: d mo lightly iea 'd -nr" lha flrt rain ict ouc tbo g'zud.', Swma j -J'lj, do notnjo guano, but we i hi tit lliayj wcil. 'A dy soit r'te the best tfbaj"o. : Another OTe!pondorit t-duts to know bowtosii-.. age hi tobacco after stripping. It ia pai I i . holding abt ut 400 7b. oich by uic a screw or le ver bon itgei thrc-njrh tho.?:it. I: it r t ', for me till year has ebip-'.-d from tbe tits it wni parked. - A fian-n not acquainted w'uh 11; itr'..vlv would BU-poe it wai spoiled if ho cxi-nl- t it f Y: noing throub this: prrco..-c. for it nevmi ta bo r.-UcA-btit?hould not h9 dtcrb-'d tb uh the ou'.i-..i or ; tho cao is frejuent'y to I ctyoa crsa -?3-.':'y Ics- i your hand on it. 1 - I ara notmacb conreriirt wUH tbe wiuf'urlri procesj ; a practicibij sonrm:ik"r can gire th9.i-. liemen all the knowleduconsernin it. ' The crop g?norally light on tha Connctiut r'. l?y this 7nr,tbonjh thao'.l band in fanny cti'. I nare rai.'eda too to tbe"a?re. W rnij-l Sr a-ire. and hare l.Ojt) pitm I trt ripped and 3,0 yt to rtnp. The arert; f'r new crop m 15 cf? f r wrar jeji &nJ3 1-3 fr S!lrn thao'i I bareoar! of tirery. oenti be'ti.'j given. My paper i I'u'.i and I mt it.,a but if I can gie any fanhor i::furaation let c;' know and I wiil ghtdly do it. 3. . C, Tarijcille, Ct. ai. 3-),.13Ja.-Cftnf-y 7v6iJ.' ' llr. Jcsph Washington Tysch, broths er of the Hon. Job R. Tpscn, died re cently at his residence ia IIov,ard county Jlld. He was a natire of Philadelphia, and at one time was quite -.prominent' in politics, having held several offices tinder j President Tyler. : John Randolph was one cf the most sar castic men that tver Jived. One time a young man attempted to make his ac quaintance. He obtained an introduction and among the first semari's said ; , "I passed by your house recently, Mr. Randolph".: ' ' "I hope you always will" was the re- riy- , - . Another twitted him as to hi3 want of education. "The gentleman, reminds me cf the lands about the head cf the Mont gomery, which were pior by nature and cultivation has ruined them".' said Ran dolph in reply. An Iowa paper savs th'; people there have added anrnhfr cnaarjre to their ar ' ithmetics. It is called drur.Wrdi wexgl or maarbV It is as fellows. 2 jiUsses make 1 'ram. S drams nia'e 1 drunkard, , 3 drunkards ma sea .1 jrr.igery. .4 errogerips inalie 1 jiil. 5 iaili make" " - I d 'nitennarv. Cpeiu 1 h 1. Prctsctlwo TInc3 f win . There) tsooet'iingtbit I ettj w't"Irti, fcr:-uT-mte toroumadvri a itiiia sr.d nil; d jthrstr. 1 jx)d tbu ppring. - A year tyt fcoji ata Bpa,.! r7 r."' :r t r.r. if cuisbers ia pUe of ma Lat epjru: J ht"v;:"itrJ would rsl-ie t-xs whether tr no an.i 1 had Mms boxes cf old bonr! and hti!c Mf?: -i," wida on fxt s-inr. . Tht-M 1 ta:en l tr i, with njillinrt when th llrrte;-) plani arlrst 113 orcr the hill? ; tbe tripcd bni were so iLlc'x tn my gnHen I bad no ether hi?p cf JUCOW3. , Well tba time eari . rhnt .d S5 r -!V r.-? mill inot was rcaiy ar.J- cot talf fr.ee -i l ',it, made. TJut I set the reajy Jn,J cr:f Cj', hill to keep the chicken 4 frta tb?T ca " 3'oBday to go to town and the l I? worir" them with a it w.n n-iow S im.-I .:-ht. Uat I ; bad in use quantify of gn tar tli U d?y it ceuf ed tome that those striped l-ii fierer2rd.7 i cours wuuooi untinj cn i'mtbin- Lf I hou!d damp the edesof theto.tes wltb tbij tar it would not only iend to C'Lfaja tbelr traed Jut al to repel them fn-n th vlt of th? t ir on whi-bj they hare ta libt lcst'.xy can Lj down Into th bib. I did tbis to iyjD :ty Lli cr rrbi' 2:ore. - '.st'. - The test week ! frrrot tba rJ?.lstt V.'A ti loji'- canie and told mci-t busri bad eaten u all tb melons od eucnn-.;;rf. I went to lock a'ad Lot J inJse.i tfiai t'.vii. v,,.fM ' r-t tb two brivircd hill w;tl t UxU Ul iot also tbat tbe r'aclj in tbe boiei wit-, mv-K auj rrora v --J-CU4 tban, thc.?s ouUMa r?- t- -A 1 were not eaten. I then got o?no water n j c? alJ ihebazs on the n-n rotf-r. .l hl 'ii . rr ?. , L ' . " . bcxef and tarred tha tops at Ur,o and pat tbeai ot r ' enl tse resuli wai not jinjli hrirj bag coc; near " - . .... . 1 Now these boxes cot lit a tr'.Zz tzl f;r esA'.:a -for a 1000 bilitean b-ibougbt la any city fjra few " rents to ?o around the bcx-. Acl they a.i;va 3 ", imvrf.ntrealt;i f.rtberoung plant?. iMflcy kep eff all c'ivken. - 2. Th-y kccor.JTall h.i--, w;th f.nt further traMe ,tnaetin ib-ia ,a wu-.-a tbo bills arj aad i J , 'iarriti'fbe rX"9. , .. . 3. lo a Cf.'d n.l wind exp.-ure tber brit, t T- tr.c,;f ;rward fr'.m i; t-twi wckf e?r 1 r ti!. . thcrwise frr uld com j mi by tr.o hftlrPr an 1 HrT..a ' give tb.-m :esjet;I.l!y if tarred u f,.o wh 1 j in L, ideo as to draw thssu.3 stJaCi u tbc-l.; tdt rial i Wiua'di. " . . If any ,if yon? tniA wil, t.-y i: nrj .1 t f : i ' tbat tbi pnyj writ to l.or cf u- '- en.-lr rr.'.-!i.ci -anl cuc-ntcher ivl th'ni r,Tid ib.ir i .: on to mi and 1 3i jay all s!ie l.i;3.t;?. Hat by ?K wij tiff witrop.tiitt l.ittnt ed" .f th'r Ls-i tbat at bcatfgt uu l.r thoaga tbb: -2 bj War Uiilr, i. s. ti:-