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il. - , , ... ,n , n - I " ' '" IIH" i I ! i : t .-p -i Ay Ky Ay . A Av Ay Ay Ay Ay v . ; T ; i I ; r. f i ' - y. i' V .a DEVOTED TO AltTv SCIENCE, AGKICULTUKE, COMMERCE, NEWS, POLITICS, GENERAL INTELLIGENCE AND THE INTERESTS OF NEBRASKA..' "', VOL. III. CITY OF BEOWNVILLE, NEMAHA GOUNTY, N. T., THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 1859. - 'Ail- - . . ... 4 . P j Ml il. i Nebraska tfuci1isci; R. V. FUKNAS, c:miSury Hoadley& Muir's Building (Corker cf 4 Fint Streets.) ; 'UOWXVHXE,N.T. 5.P0 " OCA ...... - inn eenJofoaio.'uns, -,v ts,f 12 m ire 1,8 fjrniihelat$l,fOper cel ;cjujpaniei the order, - I i li a ",. SATEJFADyCBTISKa:: -,, M.r. I '.:':" '"ertion, ih H.tVa:"iiJertia, ,ie.iWW,' 6lbt, , . ' thre? u ol""t - mi in nthf, ;:!-. Cri ,f i lines or '.ectyjae.ear, 'iVcla-aa s year, - ha? " f 1,00 0,60 2,50 4,00 6,00 12,00 5,00 60,00 35,00 23.00 10,00 - (' LI.. 44 20,00 10.60 8,00 28.00 13.00 10,00 .rre tm ntb, IC ..aia.tiiree m.a thl. . A. . ,00 ' i,.-jB-li1v.ifrf.Sf9',.inaUa.nee,) 5,t0 BUSINKSS CARDS. U. C. JOHNSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY AND Real Estate Aent, BILOW S V ILLE. N . T. KtrEBENCEs. n n.Wta.Je?"i, M ntrue,ra. It.S.lt-nr, " ' J.Ln O. Mi W, Ch'KSS, III. Ww.K.V V!Uer, - "!.r;e F. Foltr, " " " H. V. Farna,UroLville,X.T. . F l.le, u7 ;, isi:. 47-1 E. MATHIEU, Cabinet & Wagon-Iilaker Jltin Street. bet. Sixth and Srenth, imOU.WIXEE. X. T. ! 1 kii"W .t Uii.et wrk tieUy execute-!. '.JJ-irrr.uj K'l f...u v'.i, etc., irvmptly d 'e. " JOHN TkDONOUCJir " lU'Jse, Sign. & Orn imentnl Painter. GLAZIER, 4 f. ' IXItOlV.WILI.1 , T, rf r ru I:. ft at tJOiy lr;s Store. S j7b.M.&'D. B. THOMPSON mi i r, j i'.ll-.i!- I ...... i . BROWNVIIXE. K. T. 1 i.U tutru'tt-d to our care will neet ith , ri :t t :umi arrii!etcriect. ar?rs prefar wtr :- t. i?.its to pre-eatt, KeclaretoTy tate l..'bi wut, eu if". f u!l irt urfl, Brttef I.T. "lyte k Co. KtrtuiEVcts: J r. (inrif, Ex -;verLur T. L. I'lif du SliSuri A-j.t.a A K.i.S dv do .. tr.tV,. -nienwoHd, Iwa (. l. .i ;!f.r ' Couactl l.uls, lua Ail." V 1. . ?i-.4l-ty Ji-' f IISMV. CHAi. F. HOLLY. KINNEY. & HOLLY, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, vnmisiiiCITV.S T. i .'..-.,. tiinn...i this Territory. CoUec- . t l i. ! leu.!.-J to throughout K v..k. u7.rv.v .-id liiMjari. Will attend the Curt at brut. I'.le. E. S; DUNDY, ATTORNEY AT LAW archer. mrn.Rro?f CO. K. T. ill! rri,i-iiilt vrral Court of th 14 Judicia lifut. ud aitptid in ill mttir owited with the Vuin.a. M';s. M.-LxtiSAK..Vi., of. NehrakA City, m '.ra-". ri! in tLe proeccLwu vl inip-jrtant Suit. C. W. WHEELER, Architect and Builder. 33 rownvillo. 3J". IT- . MISS MAttY TURNER, MILL1HER AUD DRESS MAKER. 2iaia Street, one door above Carson Bank. UHOWNYILLE N. T. C;nj ami Trimmings always on hand. rJAMES W. GIBSON, BLACKSMITH -i-c.n.J Street .Ltwen Main and ebra:ka, nil. -XT. 5XOQRC, General tStcamboat Agent,- toil wir,rrG 4- voumisswx merciIast, KWmASKA CITY. N. T. 4 n !!ir!1h.!'i.n and prompt returns made. !r -. !e'itiv-c ni to receiving. Storing and lor- iius tuikia lo-f Irfisl.t and prodMe. OfSeeon the Lavee. . Stv.'rk .ti.f ta ts, .e b'.wca with tcarnev Hutel. hr!r t . ILe U.rchaUtt ct Veraka Cltjr; I ff k k b.rl S'. U-oi 5!.S 1 UT" &. ftcuder St. Louis; TTit. jr,)'5 " . 1 Joei-h MClutyre kr t .r. l :oer'a, C" 1 Bartklay, UinkleSs. Co " A;1;;j " vi-14-ly HEM AH A LM1D AGEMT. fil RVKYOIl &, XOTART PL'I1X.IC, ".ne:K-t bed, tnvc.t.este titles, ray taxes, kc. '--Ur iu k.u t,r Xcbrka; luy, sell, and enter ':.,,, Q tiienciiMli.n; tuvet in ton nrtiperiy, buy or lit '.u. arrd will alwar. have t handcorrect I " t.f tuutiM. ci.ur.iie. .:., slw-wlng all lands snb- iv. t j evry, u.i here dfsired will luruith parties liv iiii tl.r tte Ub ibef-ame. b-.uj the i!iiM it!er tu the county will in all ah'e ta g ne fnl". aud reliable information. A-tirc. . L. t.ati, either at Brow nville cr Xemaha : , N.-tra-ka Territory. Cm-42-2 HEW GROCERY PROVISION HOUSE, j. li..1I0hQIS0N it n - Old .Stand of M. F. CLARK. lUtOWXVILLE, N. T, ' 1 1 . r 1 . : h..,.m. v . . . . . - ... nr . U C for rh or t.ri.lnr i&rttPinietl.. -''.. te iil ju j.re me a sUi-'e of j our cjnuuuod IS h; 1553. t3u3 3 t-J t " l-frt r.a lefcu'sl a rail sut.j.!r.f Familv Groceries r-Mm Br.; Mirlrel and Cd 1'isli, Teas, Sugar, I I v '-' . w" "ie Cramer, aud Cheese. Liquors vr.ue. s. i cisars aud Tobacco, Ov.ters and v . M ''-! . I'rune. Blackberries and Unortl CITY IBB STORE. JOHN H. MAUN & CO., I1R0WVV1LLE,X.T. DEALERS IM Brags, Medicines, CHEMICALS, TOILET SOAPS, Fine Hair and Tooth Brushes, rERCl'JIIIRY, FAXCY & TOILET ARTICLES, Tobacco & Cigars, Ture Wines and Liqaors'for 31ediclnal Ise. rt" ruyslciang' Prcscrirtiona and Family Recipe carefully compounded. All orders correctly answered. Every article war- ranted gecuiue ard uf the test quality. rlr AGESTS for all leadlnti Patent Medicintt oftke 4y, RAXDAL& G0ULET & CO. PRODUCE BROKERS COMMISSION MER CHANTS St. Louis, Missouri Orders for merchandise solicited, and promptly flMed, at tbe lo et rates. All kinds of prodnce bought or sold on DiBDiihion. Septotuter 23, 13C8. If Buchanan Life and General Insurnnco Oo, . OI5ee cor 2J and Jule sta., ST. JOSEPH, MO. CriAlTERED AT THB LAST SESSION OF THE MO. LEG Authorized Capitol $3,000,000. DIRECTORS : J. B.JenEinjs, I. it HovaH, J. A. Owen, Milton Dix4h, John Col hon n, Jonn U. Likens, . II. feneiH JAiwe ft-ay, . J . JlcAf ban , A. Uv Aianstieer. J. B. JENNINGS, Pres . N.R.McAkhax, Sec7- S now reaJr to receive api'ltcation for Life, Fire, Marine and Kiver risks. A cash return of 25 pee cent, will be- allowed on cargo premiums, lvosssr 'proifljtly adjusted, and the usual facilities giren to the natronK of th of.e-e. Ar.ril 16th. 1S57. 44-3m S. LocKwoon. 1R57. . - R. E.Pomerot Lockwood & Pomeroy, Wholesale and Retail Defers ia HATS KM APS, STRAW GOODS. Also, Shippers of American Fuxs of every de scription; lor wcicD tnej vnu pay tbe higiest Market Price, LN CASH. pOCMIiV Merclnts are invited to examine our j Btooi of Hats A Cai for the approaching Spring and Summer trade, which will be largo, fashionable, and well selected. In point cf variety our gtockshall not be excelled by any llouso in tt. Louis. Our nnces will below, terms accoramdating. Call aud see us at aur New Store. Second St. St. Jmctih. Mo. o-ow ... OA 4 - . v M'NUTT'S CelelDratea T0HAli BITTERS Are an vnrcuallrd Tonic and Stomachic, a osirite cnajc lot able Kfmeag jor general ucouKg. stj'su, lt if Ajutlite and allducatet of the Digettxte Organs. Thsf Bitters are a sure Prerenthc of FEVER AHD AGUE ! They are prepared from the purest materials by an old and experienced Druggist, ana toereiore can oc uw U 7IIEY AID DIGESTION! Bypently excitinc the system into ahealthy action; are plcai-aut to the taste, and also grve tnai vigor 10 the vfctera that U so essential to heilth. E3"A wine glass fnli may be' taken two or three times a i iv icfiire eatiug. Prepared only by W, L. M'NUTT, ST. LOUS, 3IO. 0. t. 2i, '53 lS-ly DUOIT.V & CLIATOX, PRODUCE DEALERS, Forwarding & Commission MERCHANTS, No. 78, North Levee, St. Louis, Mo. Orders for Groceries and Manufactured Articles accu rately filled at lowps-t possible rates. Consignment for sale and re shipment respectully solicited. Shipments of all kinds ill be faithfully attended to. Keurrences : Jlcsrs. C, n Roa &. Co St. Louis V irtiett. McCcxnb & Co do Giert. Miles c Stannard do II.n. W II Bufrington, Auditor Stale ot Missouri J Q narrno.1. Esi. Cairo City. In. aIersMolyny, Bro s it to' jew wrieans, iouisiaua J 1) Jackvn. Ksq., do io aiesrs Hinkle, Guild & Co, Cincinnati, u. F llauimar JtCo o BramioM & Crawford Louisville, Ky. Woolruff&.lluntirigton, Mobile, Ala. n.Eillinas. F.hi., Beards town, I il. May 12, 1S5S 45-3in IIAYDEN & WILSON. Importers Manufacturer of AND Coacli Hardware, Caninire Trimmings, Saddle Trees, ILimcs, Springs and Axles, Tatent and Enameled Leatner, SKIRTING, HARNESS, & BRIDLE LEATHER Vn If. Tnin SlrPOt. St. LOOiS. MO., Are troDred to cfTer to their customers and the trade ........ - an assortment of articles unsurpassed, in quality and cheapness, by any House in their line, fcast or w est. WEBSTER, MARSH & CO., Arnnnfacturers and Wholesale Dealers IN Ready Made Clothing, So, Main St., St. Louis, Mo. SniliTS, DRAWERS, OVERALLS, SHIRTS, Xl.TT23XS3Z3rL O O O 3 and all kinds of FURWISHIIiG GOODS. k 1 r ri f T KTOPK or npvrs AND BOY'S CLOT1IINU, " MliKh we offer as low as any ITcnse in the City. WEBSTER, MAKSn i CO. ISaorle Hill ST. JOSEPH. MO. JAMES CARGILL Proprietor. A fANUFACTURES and keeps constantly lti on han.t fr.r r1. all kins of Tlonr, Meal, and Feed stuffs. Orders solicited and promr.tly filled I on most favorable term?. Cash paid constantly for Wheat. For character of Flour refer to everybody that ever used it. St. Joseph, He., Ag "OJSj'. vlnl3- y D. L. K' CAST. McGARY & HEWETT, VB. HEVETt ATTORNEYS AT LAW A KI SOLICITORS LY CHANCER Y. BrownTllle, : Nebraska. Will practice in the Courts of Nebraska, and North west Alis&ouri. - - REFERENCES.. Messrs. Crow, McCreary &Co.,- St. Louis, Mo. Ron. James Jf. Hughs, . -- Do Hon. John K. Sheply, - - Do lion. James Craig, - - St. Joseph, Mo. Hon. Silns Woodson, -' - Do ' Judge A. A. Bradford, , Nebraska City, N. T.' S. F.NacVolls.Keq., - - - - Do Kinney & Holley, Nebraska City. - ' Cheever Sweet &. Co., do . J. Sterling Morton do Brown &. Bennett, Brownville R. W. Furnas do Brownville, N. T. Nov. 18, 1863. rsn2l FIOXEE1T Book Bindery, COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA. Empire Block, No. 3. WILLIAM F. KITER, Would Inform the public that he has opened a first class Book Bindery, and iB now preparid to do all kinds of Book Binding- old or new, bound or rebound upon the shortest possible notice, and oa the most reasonoble terms. Orders received for all kinds of Blank work. July 1, 18C8-ly. WHEELER & WILSON'S TAT r rTTT vma oil. YV UN VJ JV1 AvyJnllN JLfe INCOMPARABLE j. w. Mcdonald & co., No. 79, Fourth street, St. Louis, Mo. Are taking the place of all other machines to Families, Dress-Makers. A5D They are the Simplest, Speediest, Cheapes and most titrable Machines existant. Agents Wanted in ETery Town In tiie West. MILLER & BOISAUBIN, Importers of French and German LOOKING-GLASS PLATES, Sbcet, Sky-Light, and Floor Glass, 18, Second St., St Louis, Mo. Manufacturers of Ornamental Lookiug-Glass Frames. Stained Glass in all its Various Branches, for Churches, Public and Private Buildings. Ornamental Mork for Steamboats. WsitChmaker. (TOlttSmitil. A. GYS, ROCK PORT, MO. BBSS Itwe to inform the public tbat he has located in tbe above nasaed town and offers for sale a choice stock of CLOCKS, WATCHES, JEWELRY, and other articles usuilry kept in such establishments at prices which cannot be cotr.plaincl of. Being an exper ienced watchmaker he natters himself that in repairing watches, clocks and Jewelry he can give perfect satlstao tion. 19 6m. JAMES HOGAN. A.SV BLAXK BOOK 31AKCFACTTJ11ER, Southeast cr. 2ml and Locust Si's, ST. LOUIS, MO. lllfrln.leAf UNnV H-uiVa VTIflrta ftf f hA TlASt KtUP T111M to any pattern, and sewed in the new improved patent - w - rv . , mole. IilBK ABIES, PEHIODICALS, MUSIC. &c, bound in any style, and at the shortest notice Having- been awarded the Prem chamc's Fair, be feels condtdent to all who may give him a call July Z2d, 1S53 IsrSni DR. D. GWIN, Having permanently located in BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA, For the practice of Medicine and Stirrery, ten ders his professioaal services to the afilicted. Umce on Alain street. r.o23v3 A. W. ELLIOTT, ursery Aim m"r SEED DEPOT, Cor. Broadway and Wash Street. ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI. Having purchased the entire Kursery Stocr of John Siggersonft Bro., I am prepared to offer to the public the largest and beat selected stock of Fruit Shade, and Ornamental taees, shrubs and plants ever offered for sale in the West, we are determined to oner sucu in ducements to tree planters and the trade as will ensure the most entire satisfaction. Descriptive catalogues will be f uruishod, and any information given, by addressing, A. W. SLUUir, Saint Louis, Mo. November 35, '5S-Iy. CITY TRUNK STORE. FA SETT & CROSSMAN, Manufacturers of Traveling & Packing VALISES, CARPET BAGS, 4'C. 40, N. Second st., bet. Pine & Chestnut, bailll LOulS, MO. it- fill .11 nrHflri p-.ss V ""'UUW t""" . . v. ; Vi J-.I-i-lj'in our line with promptness andonthe K3Tn7TYA,ii ...,..n.hiaiifmi nnrct.ift is rcq.' , m1 1 vaaVUW W W . 10. w - manufacturing: Tholeln want of articles in our line, ikm t p- .mi rimn a a inn in or our own (irhnlsal(nrr (wholesale or retail) win do weii to give us a caii be- icre purcnasir.g ciscwuere. a snare 01 puoiic pairon- ace is solicited nlS3-ly Clocks, "Watches & Jewelry. J. SCHIITZ Would announce to the dtixeus of Brownville and vicinitv that he has located himself in sfitlw-IaBrowTyville, andintends keeping a full assort. Lieu 1 of everything in his line of business, which will be sold low for cash. lie will also do all kinds of re pairing of clocks, watches and jewelry. All work war ranted. v3nl8-Iy OLIVER BEVNET. TM. B. GABRIT. JAKES F. FISKE. AUGUSTUS EXIGHT. OLIVER BENNETT & CO., Manufacturer: and Whalesali Dealers in Tn ."v y"- m 1 MT nTTT11 l-CI II I I l IV I I H 14 k l n kjilhkj j To. 7 Jkiain Direet. iOKUKLVjO. IVI, WOBKBOF JdAIX AND L.OCCST. ) ST. LOUIS, UO. ISHAM REAVTS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, EEAL ESTATE AGENT. I City, Eichardson County, Nebraska. it. :l gi?e prompt, attcati n to all professional busi t' ntrjstel tJ bis core in Richard ion and adjoining i'.es: to t'js driTi.'j cf deeii, pre-emption p s, k?.,i. M-y!3, '53 ri5-6a ! Miscellaneous:- I t . t '" I . . , Saur Kraut. BY GOTLIES. Xeln, nix iader barter, unt nix in der ahoy, Unt nix in der 6htore vere vine laties shtop, - I Terede shlang ofde Klurk unt de shin it of der trusty Ish potter as baneake all puttered mit honey ; Unt nix In der par-room, vera all de tay long ' Dey shomkes, unt trinks laser, unt zings de goot song; Unt nix vore Oe patch er nilt cleafer unt shtesl Shops upliddle borktrs. uat sheep meat ant feal, Till you fint der goot "taUr kraUt," oa nia, come mit me, : " . . I vill show de blace vere he always does pe. Away let us go vere de Dutch Charmans sbtay, In der von shtory houses all shingelt mit hay Cat toun in dem tellers j yah J in every vone, In a parrel, beneat a pig poard uat a shtone. Toa vill fint der goot saur kraut, ve lofe him retht rell, So goot in der mout unt so lout In der skmell I You say you nix like him, so nice unt so shweet, Cnt packed in der parrel mit Parpary's veet? Great tish of our beobles, ve dinks you Ish petter Asingins, or bunkins, ordurnips, os daters.' , A Lady's Story. Although I am often compelled to trav el without a companion, yet I have such a dislike to the company of babies of sick folks, that I never make a journey in the adies carnage. Only once, however, ave suere( an inconvenience through my unprotected condition, and that excep tion occurred. very lately and on this very line. Alter 1 had taken my seat one morning at Haddington, in an empty car riage, I was joined, just as the train was moving: on, by a strange looking young .-11. n i 1. TT- I man,-with remarkable flowing hair. He was of Course a little hurried, but he seem- ed besides to be so disturbed and wild r tfiflt T wac miifa alarm cA f rwi- tao t Viic not being in his right mind, nor did his station whereat we were advertised to tnn T rnnSTlltPfl mv Tlmr1Vnw nrul fnr. nished him with the desired information. t. da:- Tk u noa ncauiuy. lucjuuuguiau iwjucu .!,. -l J atniswatcn. - . 'JMadam,'saidhe,'lhave but half an nour betore me, and it may be rum, I bag. Obligeme, if you please, by cutting ofl off all my hair.. Sir, said I, rt is impossible. ' Madam,' he urged, -and a look of sev ere determination crossed his features, 'I j am a desperate, man. Beware how you refuse me what I ask. Cut my hair off . .... v short, close to the roots-immediately; and here isa paper to hold the ambrosial lo curls. - I thought he was mad of course; and be- lieving hat it would be dangerous to thwart him, I cut off all his hair to the last I lock. JNow, maaam saia ne, unioctiug a portmanteau, .'you will f urthei oblige me bv lookinsr out. of the window', as I am J ... I I . L nlk' iiuuui iu cuaugc iuy nvwca. Of course I looked out of the window for a considerable time, and when he ob- subsequent conduct at all reassure me. rirFi rl?lUm: t-V , than for other female animals, to eive ur train was an express, and he enquir- mnnnvaA r,,; rA ra,lk wtcn sIie tasno young to nourish. a n .v.-u most monopolized his entire face red. J. ... . premium at the last Me- served, 'Madam, I need no longer put you ter by the way, of wealthy parents aud SOund in every disease, nor does any men it m insuring satisfaction inconvenience,' I did. not recognize after a brief courtship, married her. He tai disturbance keep them awake. They the young man in the least. Instead of his former rather gay cos- tume, he was attired in black, and wore a gray wig and silver spectacles ; he look ed like a respectable divine of the Church of England, of about 64 years of age ; to comDlete that character, he held a voiame ! of sermons in his hand, which they ap A . - . - peared so to absorb him might have been his own. I do not wish to threaten you, young lady,' he resumed, 'and I think besides that I can trust to your kind face. Hill you promise me not to reveal this meta momhosis until vou have reached your iournev's end?' I will,' said I, 'most certainly.' At Reading, the guard and a person in plain clothes looked into the carriage. You have the ticket, my love,7 said the voun man blandly, and looking to me as though he were my father. Never mind, sir, we don't want them, said the official, as he withdrew with his companion. . I shall now leave you, madam,' obser- ved my fellow traveller, as soon as the coast was clear, 'by your kind and coura- geous conduct you have saved my life and perhaps your own.' , In another minute he was cone and the train was in motion. Not till the next morning did I learn, from the Times news- I . 1 .1 .1 Til 1 paper, marine eenneman 1 naa operaieu r r ; & r nn n hmr nittprnnit rnmmittpii n fnrtrprv I , m , m v 1- w ms u w wm v m q v m j enoilDOUS amoum m ionuon a lew i t.j r hours before I met him, and that he had 1, . . A uccu iracneu into uie Ciuress truni ai Haddmrrton. but that althotirh the tele- graph had been put in motion and descri- bed him accurately at Reading, when the train was searched, he was nowhere to be found. A couple of Yankee girls put a bull frog in the hired man's bed, to see if they couldn't get him to talk. Daniel threw it out of the window and never said a word. Soon after I?e put a bushel of chestnut burrs in the girFs bed, and about the lime hexthought they would make the last sha UOW, dow, Daniel went to the door and rattiea .,1 1.1 r 1- me aoor taicn iunouMy, Oat went the candle, and in went the girls ; but they didn't stick, though the burs did. Call ing to them, he begged them to be quiet, for he only wanted to kno.v if they 'had seen anything of that pesky bull-frog. He would gin' two dollars tff find it . - . . Sally Jones says that when she was in love she felt as if she was In a tunnel, with a stream of molasses running in at both ends of the tunnel- . A Cool Apology. ; Thev had a ball at Waverley the other night, which brought cut some ..remarka- j He experience. Among other events the following instance of a cool apoiogy took- place. . ' ; ...' Bill P.is known all over, and 'Bill was at this ball in all his glory. All of his necessaries for pleasure was on hand, gooa music, pretty .girls, ana excellent whisky. The evening passed on rapidly, as it always does, and .Bill had at one o?- clock become very happy. Stepping up to aywmg lady, he requested the pleas- ure of dancing with her. She replied she was engaged. Well, ate you engaged for the next! set?' She said she wrs. 'Can I dance with you the next then ?' I am engaged for the next also.' ,Can I dance with you to-night V No, sir.' 'Go to Boston, said Bill, highly indig nant. .After a few moments Bill is accosted by the brother of the young lady, and charg- ed with insulting his sister. Bill denies, but professes himself willing to apologize, if he has done wrong, and accordingly steps up to the lady, when the following conversation ensued : Miss L., I understand I have insulted you?' You have, sir!' . 4What did I say?' You told tne to go to Boston.' Well, I have come to tell you that you , LlCLUU t go. What a Nose! JNot many years ago, in the village of Eaton Georgia, a man made his appear T i c . l. 1 .. . , - i was it that it attracted universal atten- ed its owner somewhat sensitive upon the v- u ic v subject. A half negro boy was summon- j L.i,, nr;flJ,Jmtl'0i I " ; l i V vw .- , ex- 'Golly what a nose ! Our traveler overheard him, and went to his master with a demand for his pun- tenmon " Cuffee was called up, and, at the sug- r i . i r . rr suggestion of some bystanders, was cr oj noc d,ti" that.he would rpologize to the onended gentleman. This he agreed , il-- . i i " - """ , , , .n,r humbly bowing he said 'Jtlassa, you u t ii n aint got no nose at ally O ilOun allu tp. in the year 1849, a young man, who was rich, and engaged in a lucrative bu- siness in Cincinnati, became enamored of le enamored of rl the daugh- a beautiful and amiable gii loved ner aeany. one lovea mm aeariy. A fortune of happiness seemed in store for them; but evil days came, and after a brief but violent struggle with fortune, the young man became a bankrupt. He was left without a dollar, but not without a nope, ine goiu mines or ainorma I 1 1. I'l were open to the adventurous and indus- tnous. lie would leave his beautuul wife and seek its glittering shores, where he would remain until fallen fortunes were revived. The resolution once taken was soon executed. He came to Califor nia but the cloud still hung over him. He was active, enterprising, and perse- vering ; yet, while others around him were gathering the golden harvest in abundance, his every project failed. For eight years he continued thus. He be- came sick-, weary, and disheartened, tut his pride would not allow him to write home for assistance. He was at last re- duced to sell newspapers upon the streets for a living. A few weeks ago he was at Fulsom street wharf, upon the arrival of the mail steamers, and among the passengers who came asnore, ne caught a glimpse or a richly dressed lady whom he thought he knew. He followed her to a hotel, got a fair view, and recognized her as his wife, whom he had not seen for eight years. He was poorly dressed, but his affection I -A VI -Ct n. .1 U . C l!t uuiiuueicu ma unuc, uuu uz uuuivuiaieiy j i if i .1 m. made nimself known to her. fhe rerorr. ri i j l L.,:r.i : I T uiuuu a5 iu..uru a Uutuu, ui- bition 01 unabated and untaltering love. I 1.. k,t a:A 1 iuc muy o uaicius uau mcu, icawug an heiress of great wealth. She had not heard of her husband for, eight years, and fearing for his safety, she resolved to vi- sit this State, and make enquiries for her- self. The lady closed the conversation with her husband by putting her arm3 about his neck, and saying, 'Now, dear George, we can go home as we used to be.' They did go home on the steamer which left here last Monday. This story is strictly true. Cat. Spirit of the Times, Widow Grizzle's husband lately died of cholera. In the midst of the most acute bodily pain, after the hand of death had touched him, and while writhing in ago ny, his gentle wife said to him ; ell, Mr. Grizzle, you needn't kick round so, and wear all the sheets out, if you are" dying!'- - - If you wish to De trulv nolite. . exhibit real kindness in the kindest manner ; do this and you will pass at par in any soci- ety without studying the rules of eti qnette. " " Eloquence of the Bar. A man was charged in one of the Brook-1 lyn criminal coarts, a few years ago.'wuh having stolen his neighbor's pig, . A young.lawyer a gray haired old man now we know him well was appointed to defend the prisoner. The evidence was clear and conclusive, but the young limb of the law. so wrought upon the feel- mgs or tne jury, picturing, tne aesoiaie home of the prisoner, and the agony ot his wife and children, should the husband and father be convicted, that many of the jurors were m tears, and without leaving their seats, returned a verdict of not guil- 'There, now run home,' said the law yer, and never be caught in another such scrape.' Ami clear V '- 'You are, replied the lawyer.. But,' said the man, loud enough for judge and jurors to hear, 'what shall I do with the pig V 'Oh,' replied' the lawyer, 'cook it and eat it, the jury, on their oaths, declare you didn t steal it. A String of Curious Facts. The following striking scientific facts were picked up in the course of cur read ing from various reliable authorities. We .! a.t ininK many or tnera win oe new to our readers: The difference between the skulls of the domestic hog and wild boar is as great as that between the European and negro skull. Domesticated animals that have subsequently run wild in the forests, after a few generations, lose all traces of their - . i a ucmiaucui liiuuuuiiuu vi UUIH. IS a modified animal function, produced by an i u v. e . . 3 at uutmi uauii iui geiirraiions. In Columbia, the practice of milking cows . -j , . . navin? oeen xaiu asiue, ine natural stale c e , , ' , of the function has been restored. The secretion of milk continues only during , suckinsr of the ca f. and is on v an oc rninnfil nhpnfimpnnn. If ihp rsilf nip the milk ceases to flow, and it is only by keeping him with his dam by day that an opportunity of obtaining milk from cows by night can be found. The barking of dogs is an acquired reditary instinct, supposed to have ori 11 ilia l (.u ill ail uitciuui iu 1111 1 i.a iuc liu- Wil d and domestic breedsbecomingu.iianeter bark but howl. . , . , ,. , Cats, which so disturb civilized commum- ties by their "midnight caterwaul." in the wild slate in South America, are .. . ' quite silent. 1 , . e ,t . , , . I ho ho i r nr Iho norrrn i nnt -rrvl l ilt a curled and twisted hair. Fli a rTI&tirr .:on Kpt.vpen hair and wool is clearlv re vealed by the microscope, The dark races have less nervous sen- sibility than the whites. They are not subiect to nervous disease. Thev sleeD Dear chirurgical operations much better than the white people, A certain species of fungus has been known to attain the size of a gouid in one night ; and it is calculated that the cel- iuies 0f which it is composed, must amo't t0 forty-seven thousand millions. If it grew in u-elve hours, this would give four l - thousand millions per hour, or more than sixty-six millions each minute. Animacules have been discovered so small that one million would not exceed a grain of sand, and five hundred millions would sport in a droj) of water. Yet each of these must have blood-vessels, nerves. muscles, circulating fluids, Sec, like large animals The Colley or Shepherd's Do; i"vvu"v'' v kJuvi'"v'' A gentleman sold a considerable flock- of sheep to a dealer, which the latter had not hands to drive. The seller, however, told him he had a very intelligent dog, which he would send to assist him to a place about thirty miles off; and that when he reached the end of his journey, he had only to teed the dog and desire him to go home. The dog accordingly received his orders, and set off with the flock and the drover, but he was absent for so ma ny days that his master began to have serious alarms about him, when one mor I I . V ! V - t J .1 uin, iu yi-ai euiijus?;, iounu ine j . j , , n , , door returned with a verv Iarrrp flnrV nf j - " y J w v W, iuuu,uj5 uiC uui uut lie lla.il i t ...u i ii... i lately soiu. ine tact turned out to be, ,V. .V imav uiu.u 'ir.cu wuu 111c colley that he resolved to steal him, and locked him up till the time when he was to leave the country. The dog grew sulky, and made various attempts to es cape, and one evening he fortunately sue ceeded. Whether the brute had discov. ered the drover's intention, and supposed that the sheep were also stolen, it 13 dim cult to say; but by his conduct he looked so, for he immediately went to the field collected the sheep, and drove them al back to his master. TU for Tat. Word was sent by Ir. IL, a defeated - candidate, to a married lady, who was supposed to have changed the expected vote of her husband on election day to the opposite party, to the following effect: "Go and tell Mrs", i . that I will send her, by the first opportunity, a paifxf panta- loons for her political services." "Go and tell Mr. IL," wa3 the reply, "to send them along at once. Don't forget to tell him that I want a n?w-piir not a pair that his wife has half-worn out.,; . JilU UJl ..Correct views cf the forvi?. .... 'Fubbs-,1 want to talk" to yea at 1a and I want you to listen wliifc I uo; it. i , You want to ga to sleep, but I d.ia't, .I'm not one of the sleepy' !;bJ. . It's a'.ood thing for you, Mr. Fubbs,' that ycu bar a. a wife who imparts .information ty. I.c"-... tures, else you would be a 'perfect, ifnsra. mus. Not a thing about th'e. hvuss ta reel except a little.. Bible .thlv.ti.a.Chi.jir Association gave you', aud a tr'jct wi;;.!; that fellow called Porter l:-f; cne dar, c-:;- 4 titled 'Light to the Ileathcrr.' it's" -.fell he left it, for ycu-are a-heathen, 'Fubb3j you may feel thankful you ain't aIor mon ! Yes, I understand th it inslnuatics, J too, you profane wretch! Ycumcin y:a" are glad you haven't but ccs wife. Y-a would never have known, there 'was' Mormon-, Mr. Fubbs, if I tada't tali rcj, 'cause you're too stingy to uke a paper ! Now, Fubbs, I declare ycur name c jglt to be Fibs you tell so many cf ,'em., It's only last week I lost a dollar and a hi'.f on butter I sold to a peddler, locate I didn't knew the market price. This Wiiiii have paid for the . paper the whel: y ;arr: And then you are so ignotant, Fubbs. Don't you recollect when yoa 't:;k. t'Ls gun and walked down to the'ttgrr.p-rsi a hunting, because seme one aid- tial-th4 Turkeys were marching into . Raihes? i-e-s y-o-u d-i-d.. leu needa't deuy'it; Fubbs. Didn't kill any, did you ? jit v j a bad day for turkeys, wasn't it, Full ? Ha! ha! ha!" ' " A GooU Humored Betake. A certain-good-natured old farmer pre" served his constant good nature, l-:t what would turn up. One day, while the black tongue prevailed he was told that cz JJ his red oxen was dead. 'Is he,' said the eld man, weil, he always a breechy old fellow. Tske c2V. his hide, and take it down to eld Fletch er's; it will bring the cash. ... In an hour or two the m3n came back with the news, 'Liue-back and hit raare were both dead.' . . '. Are they?' said the old 'nian. 'Vw, . I took them from B. to save a bad-debt I never expected to get. Take 'the Lrdci down to Fletcher's ; they will be a? gee i as cash.' , In about an hour after the man ca.rr.9-. to inform him that the xugh fcrinSlfl was dead. . Is he ?' said the oM man. ,T,Ve!I, h was a very old ox. Take eff h'iz L:d,: and take it down '. to Fletcher's ; it. is" worth more than any one of the -ethers. Hereupon his wife, taking upen I.cr the. " office of Eliphaz, reprimanded her hju:-'. band severely; and asked hi:h if h ra's' . not aware that his less was a judgrr.Ti.V from heaven for his wickedness. i 'Ii it?' said the old man. 'Well, if tLcy take judgment in cattle it is the ca-h:-;- way I can pay them.' ' 'Oh, Johnny,' cried a herfou'j mother,' 'do have some pity cn my peer head !-V Can't you play without . thoutbg 40 i '' ' Foor Johnny drew up the tape reins, wiiii." which he was driving two chairc tindsr.,'. and called out in a loud hoars 3 v.-hi'r Get up, whoa!' Cut at length iii!i;;T. little pleasure in this suppressed amasj. sement, he threw down the reins, ar.i 1 1 v-1 ing his hand on his bn-ast, said,- vitl a " long breath, 'Oh.muther.'it's full-cf i.c' in here, and it hurts me to keep i: in": Don't all little boys make a iicbtr vLf.n they play?' 'Yes, Johnr.y, I believe the. , all do., replied the lady. 'Oh, then, m' ther dear cried Johniiy, 1:1 a w:ii:.i:i-r tone, 'please let me be a linb bov.' When vou see a man in I will not advertise or take a i.vv.-r": 00k out for a mean, penurious, tkil too tight to enjoy good health. r.r:1 hold a penny so near hi3 eye can t see a dollar. ..... h A lawyer, at Lowell, havir;: .fv;.i ninety-five dollars and returned the i:,c- ney to the owner, one cf the pap rj viv? the act may be honest and honorable, .but it is exceedingly unprofessional. Why docs a ladv, with man?" werihhV' loxers about her, hear mere ru jsic tia: -anybody cdie? Kazs 'she,, hear e-verua million-airs at ence. It is the good cauie, not th? tc ;te, which makes the manyr. , " A Parisian thief, who was accused tf stealing snuff out cf a tcbaccb star;, 1: v. way of excusing himM,if, exclaio-.c-d, 'lL; he was not aware of any law that fcrbads a man to take snuff. Who prolongs his wcrk ta ihc gr:at:-3t possible length, yet complete it in ? The rope maker, if he is iadjstrics. 'What are the chief ends of rr.inl'.s ed a school teacher cf hi3 puyiii. 'II and feet, was' the reply. 1 j . ... Many run about after felicity, !ik: an absent-minded man huatirg aft.r l.u hatr. while it is on his head cr i:i hii hz:A. Mister, I say, I don't surpst; vc j d rt know of nobody who don't wii;t to Lire nobedy to do nothing, dcr.'t ycul' There is an Irishman down e.t v.1 ' when he calls the foiks to dmr.cr, bus two bells a large one, and a small on' "fcr the childers." : 1 ' It i3 difficult to rersuxie mankind that -'Mr.Fubbsand Mr the love of virtue ij the love cf th:r..s:!-1 ves. : . ' Som-3, by admiring other men's virts,". become enemies t their own vi:?5.
