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T. rurontTwrif pw4 in dTnce, - - f2,M M m ' " M. t theoaof tntntbf, 2,60' , 12 " 3,00 Tobiof 2 or m'W will h furaibe4 t $l,i0 tr MBUB.Vf'icd t'iie CU ceom.''oie order, RATES OF AWVEBTlSIXG: 0n tqaar f 10 !:-- le)o" ,InertioBf Eirh dJillooid incrtwa, One iuare, one anth, , Si.oa 0,50 . 2,i0 4,00 6,00 12,00 . 6,00 0.00 35,00 20.00 18,00 20.00 10,00 8,00 20,00 13,00 10,00 6.00 inrec awuif "one year, 0b Column on yew, Ojrfclf Cluinii,i'eJ'er, . . wrth ? " Column, til montbi, tfclft'ulnmn, ix Jontis, ' u.rth - " ;ghth u Column tbr months '.' -. fcIf Co'.uma, three ajonttt, - huriH - " " innouncioj cundiJatef fi.r office fin drece,) 5,00 Cwh i ainc riUfccrcqaireilfrMJertis- V-nt M'-eot" where re"nibility ii known. Tei per cent for ech cbng will be added to the v aerti-emeijt will beeowidered by the year, tt'ns ri8r4 en tb nmnnscript, or prerioittly tarred un betweA the partie. Xitrtiinjfnti not nurked on theeopy for a tpec K4 tcmWr f ioiPrti'ng, will be continued until era eutand rtiarpfd accordingly . AttadertiseniGU frani trangeror transient pr fnm,to berid rn Jrs.nee.: Tfce pririW-f of yearly advcrtiner willbe eoBBn d ndged'y l tbsir wa blnes;and all adrertiie WdU noi j,irUining thereto, to be paid for ex- Tear'y adrert5-er; live tbe privilege -vf changing teiradvertiifcuienti quarterly. - ill lead adrortucmenU charged dotllo the abort ratw. . Alrertissiwntt on the inside etclusirely will be tiirjed extra. . BOOK AITDJ'ANCT JOB PRINTING! Etrin added tr tV.e Advertiser Office Card and M l'res.-'es. New Type of the latest styles, Inks of Ii eolorci. Bronzes, t ine Ficr. Envelopes, Ac: we m dow prepared to execute Jb Work of every de- eriptinn in a style nsurpassed by any other office the United Surtes. Particular attention will be given to orders from J;.rta,nSe in baring'them promptly attended to. Ta rptprietors baving d an extensive expe- Matt, will rive their, nersonol attention to this Vwb of bunei and h"P ln their endeavors t imsmc. b')thit the-exwllonce of thoir work, and maonable charss to' reeeive a share of the public ptr-mige. BUSINESS CARDS. JIISS MARY TURNER, KOUHER. AMD -DRESS MAKER. . Krst Street, fcttween Maia and Watr. BHOWXVILLE, N. T. . founds and Tn'mmings always on hand, C. V7. Y7HEJCLER, ircliitect and Builder. 7ZXZZ 32-. TZL'l L.Zi TTA-IES -3. Drovvnvillo, 2J". T. . JAMES W. GIBSON, BLACKSMITH . Seeond Street, bet ween Main and Nebraka, BROWNVILLE, N. T. i TJ. C. JOHNSON( ATTOBNEY AT LAW, SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY ANl Real Estate Agent, ' BROWNVILLE, N.T. REFTEENCES. non.Vm.Jessapj Montrose, Pa. U.S. Bently, John V. Miller, Chicago, 111. Wm.K. McAllister, - - Charles F. Fowler, - R. W. Furnas, Brownville, N. T. O P l.t- . " Vlay 7, 1S57. 7-ly . 1. CTXING. . OHS C. TCBK. CLUING & TURK, cmeys at Law & Real Estate Agents, OMAHA CITY, N. T. vTTTLL attend faithfully and promptly toall bust ness eutrufted to tbcm, in the Territorial or "n'Courts, to the purchase uf lots and land, en ejtnd rre-emptions. collections. Ac. . Office in the second story of Henry i- Rootsnew 1 ?uiiB?, nearly opposite the Western Exchange ";., t arnham street. ' D. 27, 156. vln2Stf . . I. T. TThyte & Co., HOLES 1XD KKTA.IL dealers in DRY GOODS, GROCERIES Quecnswiire, Hardware, Qtovos, TrvurTi 1 txxro, Country Produce, BROWXVILLE.'N. T. J. HART. & SOI! suiLi a naaiJESs asATTTm o, Oregon, Holt County, HisaourL tp?onstantly on band all description of Harness w.Uridles.AeAc. . i trcry article inoarsbopismanufactured DANIEL L. McGARY, ITTMIDIY IT Uff; - - -AND - - SOLICITOR JX CHANCER Y. Brownville, Nebraska. Will practice In the Court or. Xebraka,and Kortk went Xiksouri. . REFERENCES. Veur. Crow, McC retry tt Co., SU Louis, Mo. . Hon. iame M. HuKht, - - Do . lion. Jobn B. Sbeply, - . Io Hon. JameCriK, ' ' - St. Joseph, If o. Hon. Silut WoiiiMn, '" '' ' Do Smdr A. A. Bfxirora " " " ' ITcbrnkm -City, X. T. S. P. Xnckol Is, ..,- - Do " H. M. ATKINSON Surveyor, and Lund Agent, MLllSr STREET, BROWNVILLE, N. T., WiiliUen promptly to the election and loca tion ef Cover cnii-nt lauds in the Nemaha iana dis trict; snnreying "town sites, and subdividing lands; drafting city pUts,and all other business of a Gener al Sorreyor. He will locate warrant on time for distant dealers; Hie declaratory sUU-temcnU of in tention to pre-tnpl; make out pre-emption papers; and always on band to look cut claims for actual set tlers. ' ' REFER TO . W.W. Sanger, M. New Tork City, Sewal & Witlmigton, iJoston, Slass. . Rer. T. W. Howe, - Pataskala Ohio, CoJ.W. E. Atkinson. ' -George II. Nix n. Register Land Office. BrownTille, Lushbaugh A Carson, iianker?, Urownvillc, N. T. R. W.Furnas . J. D. N.& B. B. THOMPSON Real Estate & General i Collecting Agents, BRO WJX VlliliE, TS. T. Agents for Iowa Ins. Co.,0skaloosa, ALL tufineof entrusted U our care will meet with prompt attention and warranted correct. Papers prepar ed for teritont wishing to pre-empt, Declaratory state ments made out, etc., etc. Ej-Offlce on First street, north of I. T. Vhyte & Co.3 BEFF.RRENCES : . J. W. Grimes, Ex-Govemor Iowa J. L Price- d Missouri Anatin A Kin do do i. S. fcsyre k. Co., . Glen wood, Tow a i. Douehty Council Uiuffs, Iowa April 8, 1858. rtn4t-ly - A. D. KIRK, iT" '-Attorney at Law, Land Agcat and olary Public. Archer, Richardson Lo., . 1. Will nractice in the Courts of Nebraska, assisted by Harding and Bennett, Nebraska City. JACOB SAFFORD, Attorney acd Uounseiior at iaw. GENERAL INSURAw CE AJ U LAv AUt i . And Notary Public . NEBBABKA CITY, LT. T. WILL attend promptly to all onlsness enu-osie-i to his care, in Nebraska Territory and West ern Iowa. September 12, 1856. vlnla-ly W. P. LOAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW. LOT AND LAND AGENT, Archer, Richardson conniy, a. r. S. K. HARPING. aii HARDING, KIMBOUGH s CO., Manufacturer mud Wholctale Dealer i IIATS, CAPS & STRAW GOODS, No 49 Mam atreet, bet. jnve ana riae, , ST. LOUIS, MO. Particulsr attention paid to manufacturing our finest Mole Hats. REAL ESTATE AGENCY. ; GKO&GK CLATES: ' w- Clares db Xoo. Real Estate and General Agency, OMAHA CITY, IT. T. REFER TO James Wright, Broker, New York, Wb. A. Woodwtrd. Esq. non. R. Wood, Ex-Oov. of Ohio, Cleveland, Wicks, Otic and Urowncll', Bankers, " Alcott A Horton, ' . Col. Robert Campbell, St. Louis, James Uidgway, ?.. . ' Crawforn and Sackett, Chicago. Omaha City. An;?. 30.185ft. rlnU-ly H. P. BESXKTT, J. 8. HOKTU, a. a. w RENNET. "MORTON & HARDING, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, YtBrasJia City, .V. T., and Glenxcood, la. WILL practice in all the Courts or ebrasKa ana Wtutcrn Iowa. Particular attention paid to obtaining, locating Ljad Warrants, and collection of debu. REFERENCE Hon. Iewis Cass, Detroit, Julius D. Morton. " Michigan; Gov. Joel A. Matteson, pnngticW, III Cor. J. W. Grimes, Iowa City, Iowa; B. P. Fifiled, St. Lonis,Mo.: Hon. Daniel O. Morton. Toledo, Ohio: P. A. Sarpy, Belleme, Nebraska: Sedgewich A Walker, Chicago, 111: Green. Weare A Benton. Council BluJTs.Iowa, OLITBK BESNET. JAMES P. FISEE. WM. B. GARKIT. ACCr8TC8 KNICBT. OLIVER BENNETT & CO., Manufacturers and Whalesale Dealers irr BOOTS AND SHOES, Wo. 87 Main Street. (FOMlKlT.No.lfll.CoRNROP M AIX AND LOCUST. ) ST. LOUIS, MO. JEFFKKSGN P. CAA1Y J AS. D. TEST, , 1 MARTIN IT. RIPEN,! JAS. . WHITE, V . J Nebraska City NT) Conncil BluSis, Iowa CASSADV, TEST, RIDEN &. CO., (Suocessors to Ridcn & White.) LAND AGENTS. . -NEBRASKA CITY, K. T. HAYING mad arrangements by which we will receive accurate copies of all the Townships embraced in the Eastern portion of Nebraska, we are now prepared to offer our services to the . , " Squatters of Nebraska Territory." In Filling Declaratory Statements of Inten tion to Pre-empt. Securing Pre-emptions, Locating Land V arrant s- AND ENTERING LAND. Land Warrants ISoaght and Sold. LAND ENTERED. ON TIME. Particular attention paid to Buying and Selling Property on commission: Also, to making Collections and forwarding remittances to any part of the Union. Dlanks of all kinds always on band.' w-t- tiw-w-yT"'C? Hon. A. A.Bradford. N$MkaCity. S.F.Nuells, Messrs. Doi iiwn A WcsJ, Peter A. KeUer. Thnma4 Lctnpkin, Jane :3,lSi8. vl-nl St. Josrpb,Mfl., Jj'asbinrton ity Farm and Garden. .; Prairie Creaking To the Editor of the Nebraska Advertiser : Having rny attention called to "speak ing out" on tne subject ol breaking prai rie, by noticing: an article in your, paper of April 1st, under that head, and having met with good success in 'that branch of western farming, I propose giving a few hinta on the subject, in hopes that we may trot tare to witness-so many partial fail ures in the business as were, visible last season. Should I be successful in giving to some single individual an idea in re gard to this matter, which will enable him to break a few more acres, or .do what he does, less laboriously, I , will be amply repaid for the. effort. First then, procure a good plow. ' Do not buy one because it i3 cheap; you will soon lose the cost of several good ones by using a poor one. A good one need. not cost over $25. One that will cut sixteen inches is a good size. The reasons for using a small plow are : the sward . will decompose as quick, is in better condition for after culture; the furrow slice will be easier inverted; end you require less teems to do a gien amount of work. The main difficulty in arranging the plow, arises from the manner in which it is necessary to apply the power. . Could we attach the draught directly from the centre of resistance, we would nna,no difficulty in getting the plow to follow as required. To do good work with the least amount cf power, it is necessary for the plow to be so arranged that it-will pass in a straight line forward, , with no tendency to deviate; therefrom; preserv ing a uniform depth and width of furrow slice. To accomplish this, it is well' to lengthen that portion of the plow which presses oh the ground. This is best done by affixing a pair of wheels and axle to the forward end of. the beam, having the semi diameter cf the wheel whicn is to run in the furrow, the depth of the furrow greather than that of the other wheel, and the land-sideof the 'furrow to act as f!anr alonrr v.hich the larze wheel o- ....... should pass.' As it is impossible to move the beam of the plow up or down by act inrr on the handles, it is requisite to have a lever attached to the forward end of the beam;, for that purpose this lever should be so arranged as to give great purchase, so that, it might be adjusted with ease, rapidity and accuracy. To in sure straight furrows, and consequently good work, it is best to have each team of cattle, or span of. horses, attached directly to the clevis of the plow, and not to the team behind them," This prevents your plow from being thrown aside by the wa. vering of the wheel team. For clean prairie, the rolling cutter does the work better, easier and cheaper than any other. Better, because it leaves the point of the share clear. Easier, be cause it makes a sliding cut; and cheaper, because it requires little or no repairing, and never requires to be taken from the plow. The one I worked with the past season has been on the plow while hreak- ing 160 acres, and never been sharpened. The rolling cutter will not clog or choke like the common colter or cutter. As regards the comparative merits of horses and cattle for breaking, - my expe rience has taught me that cattle are pre ferable in as new a country as this, for several reason?, which are : They require less capital invested there are fewer risks they are much easier cared for than horses, and give constant but health ful exercise to your lungs while driving, which in this pure atmosphere is proof against consumption. To insurelhe rotting of the grass roots, it is only necessary to prevent their growth during the growing season, invert- ins? them after the v season of -rest has s . . . arrived, will not accomplish this object. Let no one suppose that to become a nroficient plowman is but the work of a few days. It requires long and persever ing effort, and no small amount of inge nuity to become master of this simple ai looking instrument, which although it is nriPfif the oldest of the farmer's tools is still improving. H.i O. MiiricK. Herm it age, April Sth, 1S5S. New Graftiso Wax. Take two ounces of common rosin, melt it slow over a fire, being careful cot to heat it so much as to make it throw off its spirit of tur pentine. When it becomes clear as syrup, add a little less than one ounce of alcohol and mix well and nut it in a bottle at once and cork tight: Alcohol is to be added. sufficjent to make the mixture liquid and Ireen it sol and when ar plied to trees, it hardens at once, antl forms an $jr-tight fc-ferjgjr , . . . -' ' ' (From the Country Gentleman. J A Strawberries How to Increase1 ';-''' - Them;;' - i-- A correspondent asks for information, how he can best increase a small quantity ot new strawberries. . ,.-.. This is very simple, ar d with a very little care,,' fifty or a hundred plants may be made to produce sufficient in one sea son to plant a large breadth: ; 1 . As the quantity is small, do hot be afraid to well prepare the ground. Select .a spot known to be in good condition and spaue Tip wen ana evep wont in ar ine feame time two or three inches, when spread, of weli rotten manure.. If the soil is at all. inclined to remain in lumps when turned over, make it tolerably fine as you go along. When spread up, bring to a good ulth by .raking with a coarse rake. Mark out lines, or plant by a line in rows three feet asunder, and one- ,foot apart in the rows.-, In planting, see that the entire roots are covered, 1 and ,the crown of the plant slightly below the sur face. They will need no further , treat ment, except being. kept free from weeds, and occasionally hoed until the , runners commence growing. Seed this all out at right angles with the row, and distribute them evenly over the whole surface. To get the most plants, they should not be distributed until the, following, spring, when almost, or quite, , the runners will have' filled the ground, '. and nothing re mains but to take them up and transfer to permanent plantations. ' Lvery Bingle runner if left growing all. summer will form many plants, which would not be the case if taken off as swon as the first one has rooted, as that terminates all those beyond. - -: If a market is handy, a full rop of lettuce, radishes and - spinack, may be sown on the land to be occupied by squash, cucumbers, melons, tomatoes," bush 'and Lima beans. If the early crop is not quite off in time, places can be cleared for the second crop, and by the time they take hold and begin to spread, the first will be out of the way. . ,. No ground need be reserved for celery as the first crop of peas will be off in time for this; if very early is wanted, they can be planted between the t rows of peas while the latter is still standing, . a little shade in the early stages until established being an advantage rather than not. Be twefcn rows of early corn is also a good place. ..; : !.. ' . Turnips and endive can follow the first crop of potatoes.. The first operation will be, if hot already done, to prepare slight hot-beds, to sow, lettuce, cabbage, tomatoes, cauliflowers and egg plants in, to be transplanted when the time comes, A lew radishes might be sown among them. The earliest south border should then be selected for the first potatoes, planted eighteen inches apart, and one foot between the rows. ' Lettuce may be. sown between these, or butter; lettuce sown in rows one foot apart, with short top radish between. -A small bed each, of early horn, or French short horn car rot, bassano or turnip beet, should also be sown for first use. As soon as the ground, can be J?ot in condition, the main crop of onions and parsnips should be sown and an early crop of pears, carrots and beets for main crop are better deferred till a little later, be ing likely to suffer from unfavorable cir cumstances that may occur at an early season. The small beds for an early crop can be so readily covered with a little rough litter, that they should always be sown as soon as there is the least pros pect of success. ' It is an honorable . emu lation, and healthy one withal, to try and get the first of the season. From the Country Gentleman. . ' Rastlc Arbors. There is no way in which the farmer or his son can spend a few leisure hours more pleasantly and profitably than in construct ing a simple and tasteful arbor, in some retired nook of the .garden. It is very easily and cheaply done,, and in no way can you contrive to please the wife and daughters, or the mother and sisters, than by an enterprising effort to form a charming leafy retreat of this kind. In deed, they will lend you every assistance and you will do well to consult them in regard to how and where you shall build it, for women naturally have better taste than men, and generally know what is appropriate and in good keeping about a hous'j. You may build a rustic arbor out of almost any material at hand, even out of hazel brush and straw. Where it can be obtained they are made of cedar poles, undoubtedly the very best material. Yet we do not like these cedar : arbors half as well as those made from the burr oak, a tree abundant in most portions of the West." This is the way to build them.- Cut down a dozen young trees five or six inches in diameter, leave a portion of the libs on, set them in the ground, then weave in small limbs cut from the trunks of large trees, nailing thera occasionally to the posts, and you will have a pictur esaue arbor 'that will last for years, giv inrr vou infinite pleasure and satisfaction. Make it round or nearly so. Let the posts be from eight to ten feet high, ac cordinsr to the width of the structure. Saw them off sauare upon the top, then spike short pieces on till they are all join ed one with another. On top , of these nieces throw a few stout poles, and above the Doles heap licht. brush, till you form a dome like: top. Make the ground rich and deep in a circle round yonr arbor, then plant it full of wild grape vines, ivies, vood.biae, aaJ; . any other creepers and climbers you may fancy, and. in a few months you will haTe' a charming' retreat thatyou would not part with for . twenty time its cost.r Such arbors as these al ways look more tasteful than the all-coy-ered latice work, painted concerns that orie sometimes sees. By -the way, the Ivy we allude to in this article, is the fire leaded one, the Virginia creeper or Am- vtlofsit of botanists, which is only an ivy by courtesy.".' It is not poisonous, as some people suppose. -It grows with great ra pidity if supplied with plenty of .eaf mould and rotten wood. It will grow either" in the shade or sunlight. . For planting on the north side of houses it is invaluable, but is nut so good for covering arbors as the common wild grape which makes a denser shade.- . Amateur Kitchen Gardening.. One of the primary objects of many in gardening is the securing of fruits and vegetables for the table, leaving flowers and embellishments as a secondary consi deration; Without doubt for a large class of people .whose ground js limited and means small, this is by no means a prac tice to .be condemned. Luscious fruit and wholesome vegetables come under the category of necessities in the animal eco nomy, whue flowers are luxuries, but such as all classes can enjoy, without in any way infringing on . the former, provided proper care is used in allotting to each its proper sphere. - : We propose devoting a little space to the consideration of the kitchen crarden, as the time will soon come when active preparations will be going on in this quarter. In no case it is advisable to commence before the ground is sufficiently dry to admit of the necessary operations without in 3ny way. forming the soil into a paste, while at the same time . on dry land, there is no reason why it should be delayed ; on the contrary, the sooner the first crop can be taken off the ground, the more chance there is in getting in a sec ond one to take its place. A garden pre supposes t extra care and attention, as compared to field culture, and should be made to give correspondiog . ii.crease of proauce, out xo ao wnicn a nigner degree of fertility is requisite, and indeed for many crops this is otherwise desirable, as the quicker the .growth, the finer the .fla vor.' One of the means by w hich this is assisted is a rotation of crops, so that the soil does not become so exhausted of the special elements required by a particular crop. A simple and very good rotation is to allow no two varieties of the same family as the Br ass ica (cabbage family), for instance, to occupy the same piece of land two successive seasons. The Legumes f a " peas and beans ) root crops, t parsnips, carrots, and beets, in the same way. The sou,- ngniesi ana ireest trotn manure, should be selected for the potatoes, as here, although perhaps not quite so many. in bulk may be obtained, will come those freest from disease and purest flavor. Grapes as House Plants. -Somebody has recommedded to culti vate dwarf grape vines as parlor window plants, and the suggestion strikes us fa vorably. There are certain utilitarians who cannot consent to grow anything which does not furnish food for the sto mach, or money for the pocket ; as for "cluttering up7 their rooms with gera niuras, roses and lilies, that is all folly JNow, let such persons try a crape vine at their south window.' Plant in a larue pot or neatly painted box, and train the vine on wires stretched across the window frame. We can conceive that such plant would sitisfy the sense of beauty and utility at the same time, and that in a high degrteJ It would be the finest or nament of the house; and as for the fruit, why certainly that, would be appreciated. Houses' Coats. Lately 'going to the country to spend a few weeks with a friend I drove a very handsome horse, and t good one but was always annoyed about his coat, as it was more like a lot o bristles than a horse smooth skin. My friend made me try giving him a few carrots every day out of ray hand, saying that he would have a good smooth coat in three weeks ind he was right, for in that time my horse had a beautiful, sleek glossy coat, and all from eating a few carrots daily He tells me it is infallible. -Spirit of the Times. Broccoli. Few readers, perhaps, know much about this vegetable. It is of the cabbage tribe brassica oleracea. It is a delicious vegetable. We have sown it in this latitude the middle of April and transplanted like ca"bbage. It was perfect early in November, put in a cool, dry cel lar, and fed upon by the family during December, . January and February. Try it. Grapevines on Trees. I will tell you my experience about grapevines, that is, that we farmers had better have them run on trees, or some place where they can extend themselves, and not be winter or spring pruned.' for we do not summer prune, and they are not as good if winter trimmed and not summer, they grow too thick and smother the fruit. , I have tried it both and all the ways. When a vine gets so extend ed and old that it does not bear well, be gin to cut off some, part one year and part the next, and let some of the younr shoots grow, and your vine will bear agam. . 1 have tnmmea vines ior my neighbors in the spring, but no after trimming, and no good grapes, when vines oa tree close by produced good grapes. JHiscellaneons."' The following lines were sent as a Va entine to a young gentleman of our town, who had lately been kaflumexed by his sweetheart. And they have proven so efficacious1 in alleviating his sorrows, that he begs leave .to have them published for the benefit of some of his friends who have met with similar misfortunes; and we comply with his wishes the more rea dily, asthe prescription heretofore . in many cases eneciea most marveiou? cures. of preying disease caused by faltt sighs and affected mamters, when all other re- medies have entirely failed. It is even a, more infaillible cure than "hot toddy1 or "suicide." Cassville ( Geo. ) Standard. Bacon and Greens. I have lived long enough to be rarely mistaken, And borne nur full share of life's chanpeable's scenes," But my woes have been solaced ty good greens and bacon And my joys have been doubled by bacon and greens. ... What a thrill of remembrance e'en now they awaken. Of childhood's gay morning and youth's merry scenes, When one day we had green and a plate full of bacon, And the next we bad bacon 'and a plate full of green. Ah ! well I remember when sad and fomken. Heart-wrung by the scorn of a 3i.f in her teens. How I rushed from her sight to my loved greens and bicon And forgot my despair over bacon and greens. When the banks refused specie and credit was shaken, I shared In the wreck and was ruined In means ; X y friends all declared I bad not "saved my bacon," ' But I lived for I still had my bscon and greens. Ob! there Is s charm In this dish rightly taken, That from custards and Jellies an epicure weana con Stick your fork In the fat, wrap your greeni round the ba- And you'll vow there Is nothing like bacon and greeus. If some, fairy a grant of three wishes would make one So woithless as I, and so laden with sina, I'd wish all the greens in the world then the bacon And then wish for a little more bacon and greens. POSTSCRIPT. ' I return to confess that for once I'm mistaken. As much as I've known of this world and its scenes. There's one thing that's -equal to both greens and bacon, And that is a dish of good bacon and greens. A cure for all care . raox Tom vaientixe. : A Strange Connection. There were married 'at Dunham', C. E. on the 29th ult., an old lady and penile man involving the following connections: The old gentleman is "married to his daughter's husband's mother-in-law, and hia daughter s husband s wife s mother. And yet she is not his daughter's mother but she is his grandchildren's grandmoth er, and his wife's grandchildren are his daughter's step-children. Consequently the old lady is united in the'bonds of holy matrimony and conjugal affection to her daughter's brother-in-law's father-in-law, and her great grandchildren's grandmo ther' step-father ; so that her son-in-law may say to his children: Your grand mother is married to my father-in-law,, and yet he is not your, grandfather; but he is your grandmother's son-in-law's wife's father. This gentleman married his son-in-law's father-in-law's wife, and he is bound to support and protect her for life.' His wife is his son-in-law's children's grandmother, and his son-in-law's sister-in-law's grandchildren's great grandmother., i -i i , Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones; as the wind extin guishes tapers and kindles fires. ; It is said that Governor Wellerof Cali-fo-nia, ha? perpetrated two jokes since he went into office. One was to reqpmmend the appointment of a night watch to guard the State Treasury trtVe the Legis lature teas in session; the other was the expression of a hope, in a message" an nouncing to the Assembly the approval of a bill for the change of a" woman's name, that as there are a great many more men than women in the State, hereafter the women will be able to have their names changed without legislative assis tance. A free negro man named Ned Smith, who was reared in Henrico county, left Virginia a few months since to take up his residence in Massachusetts, but after residing three months, returned to hi3 native State, and declares that he would rather be sold into slavery than forced to live in the North as a free man. He has no doubt that many runaways would gladly return to their masters if they were not afraid of being sent further South. . It is stated in the correspondence of the English papers from Berlin, that accord ing to an ancient usage in. Prussia, all the Princess of the royal family must learn some trade. Prince Frederick William, mst married to the Princess Koyal oE England, learned the trade ot a coraposi rv m m sr v-r i tor in the printing otnee or air. mui in Berlin. Every man has faults to conquer, but which he delays to combat. A wise girl would win a lover by prac tising those virtues which secure admira tion when personal charms have failed. It is very easy to cry out against crimes which laws punish, and which popular opimon has burdened with infamy. I hate to see a thing done by halves ; if it be right, do it boldly; if he be wrong, leave it undone. A pint ot mustard seed, put into a barrel of cider, will preserve it sweet for several months. A Hibernian Senator, speaking of sui cide, said, 4,the only way to stop it was to make it a capital ollence." Newspapers. J Judge Longstreet, whose views on all subjects are practical and worth treasuring up, thus sets forth the value of & news PaPer: : - . ' . : . ,., .: Small is the sum that is required to pa tronize the newspaper, and most amply remunerated is the patron. I care not how humble and unpretending the gazette which he tikes, it is next to impossible to fill it fifty-two; times without putting into it something that, is worth the subscrip tion price. . Every parent whose lori is off from home, at 'school, should "srpply- him with a paper. I still remenjfber what difference there was between those of my schoolmatea who had, and hose who had not access to newspapers. Other, things being equal, the first was decidedly supe rior to the last in debate arid composition at least. The reason is plain, they have command of more farts. Youthwill per use a newspaper with delight, when they " will read nothing else. Pride is found in rags as well as in feathers, lace and furs. We should be cautious how we accuse our neighbors with this failing. Look into your minds and analyze this sentiment, you will find that it grows out of that very feeling which you so much condemn in others, and is thu3 diffused through a community. There is probably as much pride in the uniformity of dress among the Quakers, as there is in the splendid decorations of other denominations; but the former have this advantage, that thi3 uniformity prevent the contagion of the sentiment among themselves, which engenders hat red and dislike among others. Thus, we should discourage a feeling which only lays the foundation of ill will among neighbors and friends, and only amounts to this, at last; the difference between green and blue between the skin of a bear and the skin of an ermine. . On Sunday last, the-Port Byron Gazette says, during service, an honest appearing man rose and asked permission to say a few words. The gentleman in the desk gave him permission to speak, when he said "that he wished to say that the had worked" for a member of .this church (pointing his finger at and naming the individual) for three months, at thirteen dollars a month, and that he had refused to pay him." The reverend gentleman then informed him that it was no place for entering such complaints, but said his would see what could be done. Many were impressed with the bqlief that this was a better plan than going before justice to collect debts. . .' : ; -. Good Example. Victoria's daughter, albeit the Princess Royal of England, exercises daily in the open air, and in bad weather wears toots quite masculine, as will appear from the following, among her bridal presents: ' The irousseau of the Princess Royal, al though in amplitude worthy of respect of so important an occasion, is remarkable for the substantial utility of the articles" composing it. The observation is more especially applicated to the chaussurts of her Royal Highness, which, although comprising some twelve . dzen pair of boots, are in every instance useful and solid. Some of them, intended for rough walking, are provided with treble soles; and small but projecting nails J - '-""' An American girl, is "too foine" to wear boots in muddy weather. ' The con sequence is, that she never exercise -im- 1- .1 .1 less tne weatner is beautuui lives near hot furnaces and in warm rooms, and by the time she is twenty-six she has liter ally passed away all beauty with which she has been gifted by a kind Providence. There is no reason why' the ' women should not exercise daily in the open air as well as men. It is so practiced in England, even by the royalty. C. G. Leland, in one of his easars, af ter speaking of a poem in which a lady tells her poor lover, who proposes mar miage, that "she will wait for the car riage," says : "But don t wait for the carriage now don't. There's a story in Northcote's Fables, of a crane that went fishing, and successively rejected roach, dace, pike, and salmon, waiting all the time for something a little tetter and had to dine off a spoil clam after all. And many a lady has waited, and waited and had to put up with a very poor donkey in the end!" A little fellow, about three years old, was noticed as being very noisy a few (lays since, screaming and singing in childish glee, when he was asked by a la dy who wa passing: Well my little man; you feel pretty good, don't you? . "1 es ma'am, I feel good, but I ain't pretty, though. A Washington correspondent of the Times writes: ''Mohammed Pacha arriv ed to-night. I understand that he had not been at Willard's Hotel twenty mi nutes before hi3 room was broken open, hia trunk ransacked, and the contents strewn about, and his carpet-tag cut fair ly Sn two. Two. thousand dollars in gold, and a crown set with gems worth as much more were undiscovered ty the thieves" The Turk, after his experience cf the New York Councilmen and the Washing ton thieves, will begin to want to get out of tLis Christian country as quickly s possible.