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Lreltte, ie. ; we re now prepared to exerute Job Work of every de I'fition irta Style unsurpassed by any other vSoe ia the United rtte. rrticiiiar attention will be given toordersfront a nta in having them pronitly attended to. - Tae .V i;ri itora, wUo.iiaxiu nad an estensivees-p-i?o;e, will ive tie r pers inal attention to this tujih ii b jia -H, I httpc. in their endeavors to l!e, ntb in fh uijllen'-e of their work, and riMtni o tarje,to roceie a share of the public purnnnge. BUSINESS CARDS. .. DUOWNVILLE. A.' S. HOLLAD AY lURGEON, PHYSICIAN yv. ti -l Olatotrioia2i. BUOW.VVILLE, X: T.; Solicits a share of public patronage, In the various anohesof his profession, from thccitixvnsof irown v.Ila and vicicitr. JIISS MARY TURNER, M1LUHER AND DRESS MAKER. First Street, between MaiHi and Water.. BllOWNVILLC, X. T. Bonnds and Trimmings alvcays on hand. C. Wf WHEELER, Arcliitsct and Builder. rise? si7.icx.:.t TrivrxE sss. . Hrown.villo, INT. 1. JAMES W. GIBSON, BLACKSMITH Second Street. between Main and Nebraska, r.UOWNVILLK, N. T. TJ. C. JOHNSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY AND Real Estate A sent, BROWNVILLE, N.T. RKFtHRNCES. Hon. Wm.Jessup, Montrose, Ta. -). S. ltcutly, 44 - " John t;. Miller, Chicago, III. Wm. tv. M.-AUister, 44 u " John Cr Miller. 44 " " Chnrles N. Fowler, 44 44 ' R. W. Ferguson, Brownvilfe, N. T. O. F Uke. 44 44 Uy 7, 1S57. 47-ly It. I'EERY, M. D., SURGEON, PHYSICIAN And 033STETni CIAN",' ELDORADO, N. T. DESPECTFl'LLY tend-rs bin profc1"! "er- I V. tinat t theciiizns of Xeius.ha county and ad- J"iuinf un-i-. both in Nebra.-ka and Mifsoiin. " Mih. ISS7. ;i-m I. T. Whyts & Co., WnoLlt3LIC AND RETAIL DEALER IX DRY GOODS, GROCERIES Qaeensw.nv, ILrdwaro, Qtovoa, X'xajrrx.I-tnxxro, Couatrj Produce, BROWNVXIsLB, N. T. I Hal r G. W. HURN. NEMAHA CITY, U. T. WILL attend promptly to nil basineu in hU pro tection when called oa : tuch tu tabdivinr Clims, Uying oat Town LqU, Drafting City Ilu ete.,etc. 37-tf OLIVES BEXKCT. fit. B. CABKIT. JAJtCS T. FIBS. AVOC8TCB INKJET. OLIVER BENNETT & CO., Miaaftttorers Bnd Wbaletale Dealer In BOOTS AND SHOES, Ho. 87 Slain 8tret. Fotvxi.T,Ko.l0l,CoR5Bor Maix ixsLoccsf.) Sr. LOUIS. MO. , . WM. OSBORN. DEALER t CLOCKS, WATCHES, Jewelry, Mated Ware, Cutlrry, Spoons, 4c, 4c. NEBRASKA CITY. N. T. j7E'GHAViNG and Kepaieino done on abort notice and ALL woks warraktei. A. D. KIRK, Attorney at Law,' Land A great and Xotary Public. Archer, Richardson Co.,.Jv. T. "Will practice in the Courts of Nebraska, assisted by Harding and Bennett, Nebraska City. JACOB SAFFORH, Aitornev and Counsellor at Law. GENERAL. INSURANCE AND LAND AGENT. And Notary Public. , NEBRASKA CITJT, N. T. T TILL attend promptly to all buisness entrusted TT to bis care, in eunn.lt 1 erntory ana u ext ern lowa. September 12, 1858. - Tlnl5-ly W. P.- LOAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW. LOT AND LAND AGENT, Archer. Richardson Conntr, N. T. No ice to Pre-Emptors ! ! J.S.IIORBACUSfCO., Attorneys at Law, AKD REAL ESTATE BROKERS, OMAHA CITY, N. T. WILL give particular attention to preparing all the necessary papers for Pre-emptions, and rendering any assistance which may be required by I're-emptorsin proving up their Pre-emption rights t the L. rt. ltiKt Utilise. . ...J-om a. e. harping, a. c. riMBovoa . r. Tuoycs HARDING, KIMBQUGH & CO,, MtHHfactnrtr$and Wholetale Dealer i HATS, CAPS & STRAW GOODS No 49 Ua n street, bet. O 'iv and Pine, ST. LOUIS, MO. Particuh r attention paid to manufacturing our 3n eft Alole Hats. Ji HART & SON SADDLE k MUM ItlATtKn s, Oregon, Holt County, Missouri. Keepconstantlyonbandalldescriptiouof Harness, it.llo. Krirllnn. Ac . Ac. N.- It. Everya.-tieleinourshopis manufactured by ourselve-,ind warranted to give satisfaction. REAL ESTATE AGENCY. GEORGE CLATES. t Clayoa e3 oo Real Estite and Gtmral Agency, OMAHA CITIT, N. T. REFER TO James Wright, Broker, New York, Wm. A. Wood wt.rd, Esq. 44 44 Hon. K. Wood, Ex-Gov. of Ohio, Cloveland, Wicks. Otic and Lrownell, Hankers, 44 AlcottA Hjirton, 4 Col. Robert Campbell, St. Louis, James Kidgway, Eq. 44 4" Crawforn and Sackett, CMcngo. ranhalityAug.30.185. vln13-ljr r. BKSMCTT, J. 8. MOKTUN, ' K. H. HAKIM MJ BENNET, MORTON & HARDJNU. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Xebrada City, JV. T., and Glenvcood, Ia. XT 7 ILL practice in all the Courts of Nebraska and Y Western Iowa. Particular attention paid to .btainiug, locating Land " arrant,and cullettivn of debts. REFERENCE: IIn. Lewi, , Caw, Detroit. Micbig,B. .'ultun 1). Morten, 44 1 Gt.v. Joel A. Matteson, Springfield, III Gov. J. W. Grimes, Iowa City, Iowa; ... H. P. Fifiled, St. Louis. Mo.: Hon. Daniel O. Morton. Toledo. Ohio: P. A. Sarpy, Hellevue, Nebraska: Sodgewicb'A Walker, Chicago, III: Green. Weare A Benton. Council P.luflV.Towa. T. . Cl'MINC. tOHN G. Tt'KK. CUIIXG & TURK, . Attorneys at Law & Real Estate Agents, OMAHA CITY, K. T. WILL attend faithfully and promptly to all busi ness entrusted to them, in the Territ rial or Iowa Courts, to the purchase of lots and lands, en trrie and ire-eraDt ins. collections, Ac. f Hfif-e in the second story ol tienrv a: uoorsnew . 1 . 1 . .1 . Tl A building, nearly opposite the western txenange Bank, rarnhom street. Dec. 27, 15(5. vln28tf A. A IBADFORD. . L. MC'GART, WM. MCLENNAN, Frownville,N. T. Nebraska City, N. T. BRADFORD, McLENNAN & McGARY, BTOHBBIS AT Law . AND SOLICITORS IX CHAXCERY. Brownville and Nebraska City, N. T. T-iEIXG ncrmanentlT located in tha Territory, 13 will cire our entire time and attention to th protice ot our profession, in an iw onraom. ,n in I.ttimion. Collections of Dubts. Sales and Purchase.? R al Estate, SeloclH its of Laad,Lca Ami alt other boines en will receive promtitand f.tithfb! attention. . REFEIitM-tS. S. F. NaVills, Richard Brown, Wm. Hoblitsell A- Co., lion. Jam's Craig. Hon. lams M. Hughes, H n. John R. Shipley, Messrs. Crow, M. Crcarv A Co. Messrs. S.. Hubbard Co., Hon. J. JI. Leva, rial Nebraska City, Brownville, St. Joseph. Mo., St. Louis, Mo., Cincinnati O. Keokuk. Iowa. Jbb 7, ISM. Hiscellaneons.: An Eastern Apologue. Atdallah sat at his mbrnin? meal, when there alighted on the run of his gullet 0. little fly. It sipped aa atome of syrup, and was irone. But it came next : morn ing, a"ad the next and'ihe next again, till at last the scholar noticed it. Not quite a common fly, it seemed to know that it was beautiful, and it soon grew very boid. And lo! a great wonder, it became daily larger and yet larger, till there could be discerned in the size, as of a locust, the appearance cf '-it maiv.' From a hand breadth it reached the stature of a tubit ; and sd winning were its ways that it found more and more favor with this son of infatuation. It frisked like a satry, and i: sang like a peri, and like a moth of evening it danced of) the ceiling, and, like the king's gift, withersoever it turn ed it prospered. ' The eyes of the nmplfr one were blin ded, that he could not, in all this, perceive the subtihty of an evil genius. Therefore the lying spirit waxed bolder, .and what soever his soul desired of dainty meats he freely took; and when the scholar waxed wroth and said : "This is my daily por tion from the table of the multi there is not enough for thee and me," the dog faced deceiver played some pleasant trick, and caused the silly one to smile, until in process of time the scholar per ceived that, as his guest grew stronger and stronger, he himself waxed weaker and weaker. Now also there arose frequent strife betwixt the demon and his dupe, and at last tha youth smote the fiend so sore that he departed for a season. And he was gone Abdallah rejoiced and said: "I have triumphed over mine enemy, and what soever time it pleaseth me I shall smite him so that he die. Is he not altogether in mine own power?' But after not many days, the tempter came back again, and this time he was arrayed in goodly gar ments and he brought a present in his hand, and he spoke of the days of their fcf tner friendship, and'he looked so mild and feeble.that his smooth words wrought upon his dove without a heart, and saying "Is he not a htile one, he received him a?ain into his chamber. - On the morrow, when Abdallah came not into the assembly of the studious youth the multi said. 41 Wherefore tamest the son of Abdul? Perchance hd sleepeth Therefore they repaired even to his chamber, but to their knocking he made no answer. Wherefore the multi opened the door, and lo! there lay on the divan the dead body of his disciple. His visage was black and swollen, and on his throat was the pressure of a finger tfoader than the rialm of a mighty man. All the stuff, the gold, and the changes of raiment be longing to the hapless one, were gone and in the soft earth of the garden were seen the f octiteps of a giant. The multi measured one of the prints, and, behold ! it was six cubits long. Reader, ctin thou expound the riddle ? Is it the bottle or tha bettinsr-book ? Is ii the billiard-table or the theatre Is 1 smokiner? Is it laziness? Is it novel- reading? But know that an evil hatit is an 'elf constantly expanding. It may romp m at the kevhole. but it will soon lttow too bier for the house, know, al?o, that no evil hatit can take !he life of your soul, unless you yourself nourish it, and cherish it, and feeding" it with your own vitality, give it a strength greater than your own. Arab Horses. , A writer in one of our monthly maga rines tntts reiers to me muuence wuttu r ' O u women have over the Arab horses : Contrary to our custows the Arabs mount their horses at an early age. They have croverbs, "that the lessons of mfan cy are engraved on stone, the" lessons of The first year the Arabs teach their hor scs to be led by a bridle. The second jear they fide him for a mile, then two. then farther; and when eighteen months they are not afraid of fatiguing them. The third year they tie them up, cease to ride them and make them fat; if they do not then suit, they sell them. If a horse is not ridden before the third veaf, then it is certain he is good for nothing but running, which a good horse has n occa sion to learn, because it is his original fa culiy. A noble ladv visitinrr li-irypt. writing to her friends in England, says: "I fear vou may deem me rather boastful of my horsemanship, when I tel you that the two Arab horses which threw their cavaliers did not throw me. The cause of the exception was not in me or mv skilL It was the very remarkable predilection these intelligent animals fee toward individuals of the weaker sex. Let the wildest and fiercest Arabian be mounted by a woman, and you will see him suddenly grow mild and gentle as a Lamb. I have had plenty of opportunities to make the experiment, and ia my own stables, thf re is a beautiful . gray Arab which nobody but myself dares to ride. He knows me, anticipates my wishes, and judiciously calculates the degreeof fatigue I can bear without inconvenience. It is curious to see how he manages to quicken his pace without shaking me, and the different sorts of steps he has invented to realize those contradictory purposes. II irses being as liaVl? to forgetfulnes3 as other organized beings my incomparable gray woulJ allow his natural ambition to overcome his gallantry, and, if another lorse threatened to pass him, would start off with the speed of the whirlwind. Woe to me if, under such circumstances, I were to trust the strength of my arm or the power of the bridle ! I knew my gallant charger better. ' Leaving my hand quite oose, and abandoning all thoughts of ompulsion, I would take . to persuation : pat him on the neck, call him by his name, beg him to be quiet and deserve the piece of sugar waiting for him at home. Never did these gentle means fail.' Instantly he would slacken his pace, prick up his ears as if fully comprehending his error, and come back to a soft ambie, gently neigh- in, as it to crave paraon ior ms momen tary offence; - ' ' : ' "Such instances of the tender attach ment of the Arab horse for the 'gentler sex are quite common and easily explain ed." Among the sons of Ismael, women are the natural and only grooms of their ord s stables. V hen the horse is still a colt he is reared in the back part of the tent, the movable harem of the Arab. In the third year of his life he has the ho nor of carrying his master, and when . he returns home from a journey, the horse is instantly delivered into the . women's hands, who wash his eyes with, cold wa ter, and walk him genty.to and fro till the oam has disappeared from his mouth and the perspiration from his limbs. It is the master's wife that disincumbers him from the heavy saddle, the complicated and adorned bridle,, the embroidered and gild ed covering, bhe fastens a cord tq his oot, and taking him first to drink, then leads him where the best bits of grass are to be found in that barren country." Bath Bricks. Bridgwater is peculiar as the only place in the kingdom where the well-known bricks for scouring purposes, known as Bath brick, are made. Vi hy they have this name is not known. It would seem that a mixture of sand from the sea with the alluvial deposit of the river is here formed naturally, to the extent of about half a mile above the town bridge, and half a mile below it. The works are si tuate on the banks of the river so that the sediment Is taken at once" to them, and, beinr; dried and formed into shape, is then burnt in kilns hard by. - The manu facturer employs from 4,000 to 5,000 handsi female Delicacy. Above all features which adorns the female charat ter, delicacy stands foremost within the provinces of good taste. Not that dtlicacy which is perpetually in quest of something to bt ashamed of, which makes merit of a blush, and simpers at the false construction its own ingenuity has put upon an innocent remark; the spurious kind of delicacy is far removed from gotxl sense; but the high'minded delicacy which maintains its pure and un devtating walk alike, among women and in the society of men. which shrinks from no necessary duty, and can speak when required with seriousness and kind ness of things at which it Avould be asha med to smile or Hush that delicacy which knows how to confer a benefit without wounding ihe f eengs of another which can give alms without assump tion, and which pains not the rrost sus' ceptille being iu creation Mothers. . 0 By' the quiet fireside of home, the true mother, in the midst of her children, is sowing, as in vases of earth, the seeds of plants that shall sometime give to Heaven the fragrance of their blossoms, and whose fruit be. a rosary of angelic deeds -the noblest offering that she can make through the ever ascending and ever" expanding souls of her children to her Maker. Eve ry word that she utters goes from heart to heart with a power of which she little dreams. Solemn is the thought, hut not more solemn t6 the Christian mother than the thought bat every word that falls from her lips, every expression of her counteremte, Vven in the sheltered walk and retirement, may, leave an indelible impression upon the young souls around her, and form, as it were, the underlying strata of that education which peoples heaven with that celestial being, and gi ves to the white brow of the angel, next to the grace of God, its crown of glory. Men of superior virtue are ignorant of their virtue: men of inferior virtue do not fors et their virtue. Men of superior vir tue practise it without thinking of it; men . . , . ... . . . ot interior virtue practice n wna .jmeii' tion.' ' ' ' There is a closer bond than that of a common pulse; the bond woven of identi cal associations. The same trees to dream under, the same hearth to creep to, the same wood to be sprinkled with rainbows, the same meadows for the birds and berries, and the same brook for the angl mf. the same burial-place for the dead, the like sweet faith for the living these are the things 4hat make that saying me: "Better is a friend that is near, than a brother afar off. And in that nassession of a common past, there is partnership of heart that is never silent, and never dissolved ; a sentiment that gives to ' we" and to "ours" a bright and warm significance bright and warm, even as the sun of a sweet morning in May. All is sugar to the Tain, even the praise John, 'it's an old hat of yours, that Mis of fools. , J sua gave me yesterday.' Hake Tour Company Comfortable. "Well, what is the best way to do so?' Not to turn the usual course of things upside down, anil shake the pillars of your domettic economy, till they are ready to fall about yonr ears, all because jott. have company. ; Not . to insist upon it, that your visitors must .eat some of all the innumerable kinds of nice things provided expressly for thein;' nor maice it a point of con science that they shall never for a mo ment be left alone. . Not to push all work out of sight and reach, for fear it will not be thought showing proper attention to your frie.ads to have your hands employ ed in tlit lr presence. Not to torture your brain,. striving to think of ! subjects of conversation, when there is nothlag particular nor interesting that either yoa or your friends wish to say. . So much for negatives a few of them fof they might well be multiplied indefi nitely. To make a visitor feel at ease in your house, be easy and natural in all you do or say. Make no unusual efforts of any kind, for the surest way to make your friend wish himself at home, is (o lei him feel that you are "putting yourself out" for his sake. Give him freely and, cordially the liber ty of your house. Assure . him of your wish that he should, while with you, con sider himself as one of the family, and that you expect him to eat, sleepr talk, or keep fcilence, go out, or come in, read, write, mingle with the ' family circle, or retire to his chamber, exactly as he would do were the house his own, and "you make your company comfortable." To be tormented by'people's politeness is almost as bad as to be vexed by their incivility. True politeness has very deli cate and sensitive perceptions, and will never be officious nor overdone. Said one gentleman to another, whom he had invited to pass the time of his so journ ' in a strange city in his house.'1 "Come, make my house your home go out and come in as suits your convenience I cannot have tho pleasure of devoting much time to you, but my house is hearti ly at your service, whenever you find the time to go to it. What leisure I have, j shall be pleased to spend with you but whether you see much of me or not, pray make yourself comfortable and at home in my house, and you will gratify me." That was real, gospel politeness, such as makes visitors comfortable. ' r , ... . How much Luxury we need Is discussed by Ruskin : I am no advocate for meanness of private habitation. I would fain introduce into it all magnificence, care, and beauty where they are possible ; but J would not hate that useless expense in unnoticed fineries or formalities ; cornicings of cei lings, and graining of doors, and fringing of curtains, and thousands of such things which have become foolishly and apathe tically habitual things on whose common appliance hang -whole trades, to which there never yet belonged the blessing of giving one ray of real pleasure, or becom ing of the remotest or most contemptible use-things which cause half the expense of life, and destroy more than half its comfort, manliness, respectability, fresh ness and facility. I speak frcm experi- s i . - ence; 1 Know wnat it is to live ia a cot tage with.a deal floor and roof, and a hearth of mica slate; and I know it to be in many respects healthier and happier Uhan living between a Turkey carpet and a cilded eeilmsr, beside a sull ffrate and polished fender. 1 do not say that such things have not their place ana propriety; but I say this emphatically, that the tenth part of the expense which is sacrificed in aemestic vanities,' if not absolutely and meaninglessly lost in domestic discomforts and incumbrances, woulfl, if collectively offered and wisely employed, build a marble church for every town in Eng land; such a church as it should be a joy and blessing even to pass near in our daily ways and walks, and as it would bring the light into the eyes to see trora atar, lifting its fair height above the purple crowd of humble roofs.' One should be silent, or give utterance to.snch thoughts as are. better worth than silence. Throw a stone at hazard rather than an idlemnd useless word, and never say little in many words, but in" few words say much. The saint seeks not to do great things, for that reason he can accomplish great thinirs. He who thinks many things easy is sure to encounter numerous diffi culties. Hence it happens that the saint who esteems every thing difficult, encoun ters no difficulty to the end of his life. I possess three precious things ; I hoi end preserve them as a treasure : the first is called affection (love of mankind); the second, economy; the third, humility. I have affection, therefore I can be cou rasreous. I have economy, . therefore can expend largely. I dare not be the first, and therefore 1 may become, 1 am fi-.tt d to become, the chief of all men. But now. msn leave affection to abandon themselves to courage; they leave econo my to give thnuelves up to profusion i they leave the lowest to seek the highest. These things lead to death. 4I say. John, where did yoa get that loafer's hat ?' 4 Please your honor,- said , Fnn and Fancy, The man who was "filled with emotion' hadn't room for his dinner. - The tobacco ch'ewer is said to be like a goose in a Dutch oven always on the spit. If a woman holds her tongue, it is only from feaf that she cannot "keep her own." . He loves you better who strives to make you good, than he who strives to please you. A. dentist ; advertises that he "spares no pains" to render his operations satis- txtory. We have seen a woman not only too weak to eat food, but even too weak to bear contradiction. "Industry must Droscer.'' as the man said when holding the baby for his wife to chop wood. The Divan The place where' the Sul tan's pipe is regularly put out by the Eu ropean powers. . Why is a rooni full of marfled ladies ike an empty room 1 Because there is not a single one in i. A jilied chemist finds love to be compo sed of fifteen parts of gold, three of fame and two of affection. Carlyle says : ''Make yourself an ho nest man, and then you may be sure there is one rascal less in the world." "Jim, how does the thermometer stand to-day?" 41 Why, ours stands on the mantel-piece, right agin' the plaster ing." Men who boast loudly that they ne cr show quarter, are certsiri, in titftes of danger,- to show none but their hind ones; . A tailor who, "fn skating fell throngh the ice, declared that he would never again leave a hot goose for a cold duck. Some one, commending Philip of Ma- cedon for drinking freely ; "That," said Demosthenes, "is, a good, quality in a sjfonge, but hot in a king." The man who was "moved to tears," complains of the dampness of the premi ses, and wishes to be moved back again. An Irishman tells of a fight in which there was but one whole nose left in .the crowd, "and that belonged to the tay-ket-tle." There is a chap out West, with hair so red, that when he goes out before day he is taken for sun rise, and the cocks begin to crow. An English paper gives an account of a party of sixty old women,' who were the mothers of eight hundred and sixty nine children. A house in Philadelphia was lately set on nre by some rats, lhey ignited a quantity of matches in a drawer, and set the kitchen on nre. A late religions paper stigmatizes the authors of yelbw-covered novels as "lite rary scorpions, who sting Virtue to death by their tales." The oldest memonic curiosity is, that a woman who never knows her own age, knows to half an hour that of all her fe male friends. At a late Hen Convention, finding it difficult to raise the- price of eces. the eathered tribes resolved for the future to ay only ten eggs lo the dpzen. How much more difBcult is it to get a Woman out on a wet Sunday than on a wet week day. Can the shut shops have any thing to do with this ? An impertinent fellow wants to know if you ever sat down to tea where skimmed milk was un the table, without being ask ed, ,4Do you take cream?" A printer, m setting up "we are but parts of a stupendous" whole.y mistake of a letter, made it read "we are but parts of a stupendous whale." "What boxes govern the world ?" ask ed a New York paper. It answered the question thus: "The cartridge box. the ballot box, the jury box, and the band box." The Indians give each other very sig nificant nan.es. Lieutenant Hooper, of the Arctic Expedition, found a woman at r ort Simpson, whose name was "Thirty six Tongues." The danger is ever with us that we re fer our actions, thoughts, and feeling, to the idolized standard of public opinion. VY e believe too much in association, and too Little in ourselves. An Irishman was building a wall three feet high and four broad, and on being asked why he builded it sir broad, replied, "Sure, sir, when it falls it Will be a foot higher than at first."- i What more precious offering can be laid upon the altar of a man's heart than the first love of a pure, esrnest.and affec tionite girl, with an individual interest in eight corner lots and four three-story houses. It appeals that, during the last four years, we imported ose hundred and cighty-fonr millions more cf merchandize than were exported, and sent out of the country one hundred and eight y-iix lions more than cane into it, . nil- Agricilltnre. How to Crow Jcrest Trees. ' Wmtt Maple (?cre Lvstdrpvvx'. , This beautiful tree is cemmoa ou rich bottom lands and moist woods through", out the Northern and Western States., This tpecies resemble Red'Maple-ll Rvlrvm) but its wood is whiter , and softer, its leaves larger; and i(s winged seeds are larger than those of Red Ma pie or Sugar Maple. The timber ia much used for cabinet work, and for ether pur poses. Exposed to the weather it is n6t duralle. A ..variety of ; tin's species h beautifully curled ; but r.ot so cemmonly as the Red Maple. , The flowers are yellowish green, thl fruit cf nearly the same color.- It Uoohs very early, often in April. .The fruit or seeds are ripe in June or early in JulyJ when the wing by moving swif uy around the attached seed, causes it to fall tery slowly on the ground. This beautiful ar rangemcnt enables this, and the o'ther maples, with the aid cf the wind, to scati ter their seeds at almost incredible dis tances from the parent tree. . The seed itself, divested cf the wing, is about th$ size of a com.non iea. . Sow in drills early in spring, after hav ing exposed the seed to the weather: mixed with sand or loam for a few weeks. . . The tree bears transplanting well, aixi make a fine roadside or forest tree, ia teii to htteen years frcm the seed. ve may add, the sap is nearly as ralui able for sugar as that of the S ujrar Ma pie. . , . , m Since writing the foregoing, wc have seen this tree growing on the trairie. near White water, Wis. Though only tw seasons growth from the seed, theyourjf wee siuuu truiu u to iu ieet nign. . Red Maple, Swamp Maple,-.4! Rubnm). This species is similar to thv foregoing. The wood more hard or com pact, the leaves smaller, and the seeds smaller, and with a pair of wings. It! is readily distinguished from the White Ma. pie in April, by its deep crimson flowers. which are a conspicuous feature of forest containing this tree at that season. Ccbleb Maple is mostly a variety of this species, but is also among White and sugar iviapje. . Jhe seeds fall about the middle of Juno in this latitude. They should be treated in all respects a3 the White Maple. If planted at once, they will germinal and grow the same season. If not plan ted, they should be kept in a cool placu during summer, and mixed with toil, or planted in Autumn. Xorthwestetn Far 771 cr. ' Alfalfa or ChLHaii CIoTer. ; Our attention has been called to an ar. tide in the Talent Office Renort. for 1S5-1, on the subject of Chilian Clover. or Alfalfa. The writer of the article, a gentleman in Pennsylvania, bad,' it ap pears, received a paper cf Alfalfa setd from the Patent Office. This, was sown, and grew, and produced fn such a satis- lactory manner, that he imported a' con siderable quantity, for his own use, direct ly from Chili. Shoald any of the Ftrihit readers have received the same articlo from the Patent Office, and formed a high opinion cf its merits, we shall perhaps do tnera a Kincness, it we wnl tell them where, and how the article may be- oh tained, in any quantity, and save thm tb trouble and expense cf importing it from South America. ' The Alfah'a is not a new article, but the Mcdicagosctiua,or Lucerne of Fran ce, known in England -as Purple Mtdick grass, though often called by its French name. Lucerne. In Spain it is called Alfalfa. There are several varieties of Lucerne, but the Alfalfa, ot Chilian Go ver, is the commcn French and Enrliafi variety, bearing the same purple flowers. This Alfalfa or rather Lucerne is one of the best of forage crops. If grown on deep, warm, rich soir, it will bear mow ing fire or six times a year, and furnishi . at each cutting, an amount equal to a good crop of red clover, and it is better relish ed by all kinds of stock. It is perfectly hardy, bearing equally well the frosts of winter cr the Leaf and drouth of summer; the roots penetrate too deeply to be affc ted by mere surface changes. The Lu ccrne may be sown in May, either broad; cast, or in drills, and if the soil is clean and good, and deeply tilled, the crop'will be fit to cut for hay, or green feed, in June, and every three or four weeks af terwards, through the suraff-ef and fall The plant is nerennial. and will stcadilv improve for a number of vears, especially it supplied with plaster, which 13 the ma nisre it most needs, in comtnen with other clovers. Frcm ten to fifteen pounds of seeds are necessary to sow an acfe.-. h may te obtained cf Stair & Son, of this city. The price is usually- about thrrty cents per pound, or pefhaps less by th-4 quantity Ohio Farmer. . Mr. Fortune, who has been employed for a number of years in China, by the East Inda Company, has been requested by the Patent Office to mako selections of the tea plant and other seeds' for intro ducing into the United States. He will probably accompany his selections to this country, f r the purpose of selecting th proper localities ia whtch to ccnmer-cflF these experiments. Mak? hey while the raa shhr?.