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II. f i ttK?iTCT AVDrCBLISHED KTERT THTRSJ1T BT iTJBNAS & LAN :. ! second Street, bet.. 2Ila iis.i t7ter," " j i (Uke'g Block,) ; ' ' ' : i TorioeycRrifpaii in advance, - $2,00,' ' i u " " 44 t the end of 6 months. 2,50 'jeBiB, : providod the cask, aocompaaie Uta.'tfr4, boI otberwue. r , - RATES' OF ADVERTISING: " i 'nae ,;3'iire,(12)infcs or lessj one insertion. $1,00 1, rci additional vxttt tion, '- ! 00 i i One fanwe, one month 'V. m - ; : . 2,50 i inree luunias, j a six months, n oneAir,- nssinMj Cri x tiaes or less one year '1 . . 4,00 6,00 .10,00 - -5,00 60.00 35,00 18,00 vaeCv.umn, one year,T, , . s!a.hif Column, one Jear;-- foerth " ' - ' ODMignth-". " "'.; Cnlamn, sit aonths, '. ' half Column, six months, j - f..urth " ., '., . . ; !- eighth : :' -j Culumn, three raonthi. ' ' half Column, three months, 10,00 35,00 20.00 . 10,00 '- 8,00 20,00 13,00 j u fourth i eishth 10,00 6,00 ianouncinjeiiodidatea for office, (in advance,) 5,00 ( Ca;h in ad ranee will be required for all advertise ricr.U except where actual recponsibitity is Known. Ten percent for each change be. added to the Wire rates s Sundinjr Business Cards of five lines or less, for MX Tear. $5,00 No advertisements will be considered by the year, e:.te specified -'' the ma r a script,- previously irred upnn between the parties '.. i idvartisements not marked on the copy for a speci 14 pumber of insertions, will be continued until or rtd out. and eharzed accordingly. t - i All advertisements from strangers or transient per- inn. to be raid in advance. Tie privilece of vearly advertisers will be confined . -ndl v tolheirown business; and all advertisements i ,i nertalniii? thereto, to be paid frr extra. Yeafly adver timers have the privilege of changing -.Sfir advertlsessents Quarterly, Alllcaded. advertisements charged douLle the above ' idvertHemntJ on the inside exclusively will be !( ai'-ged extra. .- ...... . ; , BOOK A1TD FAITCY. in iir i Having added to tha-Advertiser Ofl5ce Card and ; Job Presses. :ew Types of the latest styles, Inks of ill colors, BronaeSjFie Paper, Envelopes, Ac.; we ; rtaow prepared, t6 execute. Job Work of every de ; ftriiifion in a Style unsurpassed by any other office is the United States. . V V- 'i J - -.,"1 : Paitieular attention will be given to orders from I Jistanr-in having hra promptly attended tQ.. : The Proprietors, who.having had an exteireive ex- irienee, will give the'.r personal attention to this branch of business, and hope, is their endeavors to ' piea?, hotb in tho excellence of their work,' and ; reasonajiq charges, to receive a sllare of the public patronage., . , - jjo . -'! " tT Tl IT T BUSINESS CAJIPS:;- vf BROWNVILLil. A. S. HOLL AD AY, II.. D. SURGEON, PHYSICIAN . '. . BEOWNVILLE, ..T.; Solicit a share of public patronage, in the various kanefces of his profession, from the citixens of Brown Tle ini vicinity. . - ; . . t MISS MARY TURNER, . Hrst Street,' tetweea Haiar tad'.'TTer, BROWNVILLE, N. ' tTJ X ' Bonnets and ItitAmivgs always on hand. .J.;W. WHEELER, Arcliitect , and Builder. 21?; jurD'TTAs'ss. ; JAMES W. GIBSON, BLACKSMITH second Streetbetween Main and Nebraska, BROWNVILLE, N, T. ' . -- - 'A.ERArFORD, I. KCLEXSAX, iebrafkaCity.NJT.. D. L. MC O ART, Brownville J.T 1 BRADFORD, McLENNAN & McGARY, iTTORDBYS JIT OT - : . AND SOLICITORS IN CHANCERY.C ; Brownville and .Nebraska City, NT. BEING pcricanen'tlyr located in the.,Tcrritory',we will give our entire time and attention to the lattice of our profrssion, in all its branches. Ma-tr . in Litieation, Collections of Debts, Sales and ' forchases of Real Estate, Selections of Lands, Lca ' "e; of Lnd Warrants,, and all other business en listed to oar management, will receive prompt and iitWftl ttention. - - . J" ' a . F. TTnoVftUi. Nebraska City, Brown, Urowhvlrie, ' t. Joseph; 5To. St. Louis, 31 o'.,'. , ;'';. , i ff. ' Cincinnati O. KfrokHk, Iowr. ' 1 June 1, 1856.; Hun. James Cra?,' '' ' .' ! . .Jlon. James M.-.naghes," Hon. John Sbepley, . .. , . pagers. Crow, JLeCroary k Co. S. O. Hubbard t Co., , . Hun. J. K. Love, ' L t. -weyte comvj-;: ' ' -.IJ; . - - J ' ' .... . " TTE0LE81LB 'XK KBTAIL DAttKS IK ' DRY GOODS, GROCERIES ' , . . Queenswarc .Hardware,' Qto-coSf ' ZTixx-xxit-txro -COUNTRY PRODUCE. JOB PRINTING! . . JJROWNVII.I.E, N. T.. . ''''ill , 1 11 iW.H,UHJlVA..( !' . CI , XTT, . TTTTTiiT 2 a 'NEilAUA'CITr; JfT.' "ITTILL att end UrnmrHw ll 'V. -:' I , " Won -when cali.on,; such - as sutivine V , . r-wwj iv nil. himibum m nis pro- lts, Drafting City : Mats ete etc. 'if. 37-tf OUTER BEKNET. 3AXES F. FISIE. VK. B, GASEIT. .:acocstcs KXICHT. OLIVER BENNETT & CO., Manufacturers and VThalcsale Dealers in boots And shoes, -"- ;--'-NO. 87 MAIN STUEET'; "I (Formri.t,Ko.101,Coxxb.k UAijtAsn-LocrsT: ;f(rh;s Louis.: JiOcnn! 7 1 I 0v wji:osborn. a y CLOCKS, WATCHES, jj c wcirXi -laun, arerL ull try k Spoons, Ac,., sc.. ' i-1. V- J' . ! ' 'I I 1. 1 ' j r i ; ; . i i, . t5J"E!BAViNQ and; UepaIbikq- done' on short notie and ALt WORK "VT ARBA vrr. Attorney ati law, '. Land Agxat . and Notary Public. Archer, Richardson Co., A : T. Will practice in tho Courts of Nebraska, assisted by Harding and Bennett, Nebraska City. U..C. JOHNSON, Attonwi and CoumeltoF aVTaivil:3' and are 'swallowed ,;bythe .close . and - Real -Estate Aeiit.'- BROWNVILLE, X. T. :! ' . t BEFUKKNCES. . , lion. Wm.Jessur., Mf-ntrose, Va. B. S. Bcntly, " - :,! . John C. Miller, Chicago, 111.' ' Win. I. McAlUstcr, " r . ? Charle F. Fowler, " ' " ' . ' . Wm. Ferguson, Brownville, N. T. O. T 1 Lake, - May 7, 1S57. ' ! "' ' ' 4Mv . JACOB S AFFORD, : ' ' '.; Attorney and Counsellor at Law. GENERAL INSURANCE AND LAND AGENT-; And Notary Publia . ! .1 Nebraska City, Nebraska Territorf., WILL attend promptly to all buisnessr entrusted to his care, ill Nebraska Territory "ana est - emlowa, . .. " heptember 1Z, lboo. ; vini- y .., ,,; " W. P. LOAN ATT0HHEY AT LAW,';? LOT AND LAND AGENT, , Archer, RlcHardSOn County, i.-'ffy'?.! Notice to Pre-Emptors G. S. HORBACII & CO. ;.: :r t. s at i :'..''. I'-. A1ID " REAL ESTATE BROKERS. OMAHA CITY, N. T. , "1TTILL give particular attention to preparing all f v tne necessary papers ior rre-enpnons) na rendering any distance which may be required by it thSru , "Vr. - '". . TMU HARDUIGi KlllBDUQH j CO., . n Jlctfi'nmctnrert and Who(eale Dealer HATS, CAPS & STRAW GOODS, Xi 0 y j&ain ureei, set. uuve auu xmo, Particular attention paid to manufacturing oar uneiii 4juic lAtttc. "fi; PEERY. M. D., " PHYSICIAN, SURGEON And OSSTSTRJCI AIXT, . v' 'ELDORADO, N. T. RESPECTFULLY tenders his pro0.ssionai ser vices td the citizens of Nemaha county and ad joinir.ffeonntie!, both in Nebraska and Missouri. Jam Uth, 18a7.' 5 1-6 in no Oregon. Ilolt Cotiuty; Misfeotiri. Keepconstantlyonhand'alldcscriptionof Ilarness, N. B. ETcryarticlc inoursnopismanuiacturea by ourselret giTeaouon. REAL ESTATE AGENCY. CEORGK CLAYES, i J W. LEE. . 1 n.AYrs Si' LEE. ' - i Real . Estate and General, Agency, ..T OilAIIA CITY, N. T. ...... .... References James-WHghVfirckev f '', "T York, Win. -Ar Wd wf.rd,' Ei. ixXJiK f IIon. K. Wood, Ex-Gov. of Ohio, Cleveland, Wicks, Otic and Bfttwnell, Bankers,, , . ' " ' ' AIcottA Horton, ' : ' '' :" Col. Robert Camphcl! '"1 ';'.' ' S t.'. Louis, " James Ridgway, Eq.r " " K" ' V Grawforn and Sacketf . vmcago. . omabautr. At!jr.ii,,J3?o.r h. r. BEx.NETT, . j, 8.moutox, k. h..hakdim BENNEl', MORTON & II AUDI A LKDING. llU.V.3l.-.-.lV-.?.- ACDrnsKa Jiiy a., hdu bii:u Vyu, AB 1 TILL Dracticein all tte CourUof Nebraska and V - Welters J&wa, ; ... . . i'mioiratwatio. pma dWarraftL,krid collection cbtainixig", locating Land debts. 1" .. Miff.i'K v. ' ' -'V ' REFERENCE: Don. Lewis Cass, Detroit. ) .tulius D..JIorton. -f Michigan;1 Gov. Joel A. Mattcson, Springfield, III Gov'.' J. Grimes, Iowa City, Iowa; U. P: FiEled, St. Louis.Mo.; " r ' Hon'. Diniol O.. Morton, Toledo; Ohio ' -P.'A. Sarpy, Bellcvue, Nebraska;., j - . So4gewiehJk .Walker, Chicago, IU:. , . . rtcn,Were'& BenUn. Council Bluff?,! owa; -CUMIN(lfTUltK;- v" Oil All A CITYi N. T., -;' - WILL attend faithfully an'l promptly to aU busi ness entrusted to them, in the Territorial or Iowa Courts, to the purchase of lots and lands, en trrie3 and pre-emptions, collections, te. ' ; OGce in the second storr of Henry & Roots new buildin?;, nearly opposite .the Western Eichargo Bank, Fnrnham street. ' , ' Dec. 5, 156. Tln2Stf . . Attoraej '''!'' 'i ' -. - , , . . n . r isceHaneoHS. Anlaai Parasites that pro fiucc ; ;i - Disease in Stock, - . We veire.yery ' rrjiicliJ interested' in reading an-article in r. . th e .Veterinary departinent," of the Transactions of tbd Highland ancl Ari bul taral Society tjf Scotland, that.,treated of several dis-i ea3c3'cri';ci;;jtpf"iih3p.: .:1a treating of sturdy, it is' stated that the hydatid, (Ccciiuxua jperehrati9y'yf1toGk infests the train of the sheep, lis but a phasis of the7 tapVTrorrh "which inhabits the - in testines', of the . dog,' ''and ' whicli' is known by . the name T&nia serrata.. ; It h claimed that the dead body or tercN i ed. segments of 'the 1 ttenid:hen' dis- charged from. the. internal canal, of ;the dog, are full of yeggs t or germs .that wiH' exist even for 'months in the' de composed mass of the body of.' the pa rent, witliout undergoing - any change. Such minute germs arc: scattered; in I places' Tvhere dogs are . Icept with the tntmg'sneep. Having tnus arrived at a ' condition favorable to its : farther development, the cell: b.urstis, setting free the ! embryo,' ' which r; immediately an unerring instinct," directs , its course to, that organ, : of the body , 'in ' At, yhich its proper subsistence lies. Iri tliis'cbndition, it is enveloped in a blad derl filled with a watery fluid. While occupying this position it l is merely a laivfe' entirely unable to propagate its racefcrid .must therefore undergo a 1 j 1 l.j . i . 1.; ; , 1 1 ,! 0 1 iWiaugei iocaiioP anu nauiis. 11 xj j any meaftS the C&JZUrilS :at. this period 1 , v r - . , .1 snouici reacn.tne.siomacn ortne aog, a UUM AA tiV r,U' ' Tl 0rr,'ol1 ...Or... ... 1 1 ...". 1 ' . ihydatid becomes free from its individr ual cell,' the segments of the tape worm Appears, an(l the moud of life .is entir- ely altered.: It is then capable, of con tinuing the race, nearly everr segment of the body becoming a matjrix in ;wh os e substance egg germs are'devel o'ped. What' is remarkable in such germs, is,J that those' which have been separated for many months' from thp body of tEe parent, or occupy her de- - .1 1 Composed Segments for the Samp period placed as they are in a condition .which we might conceive' destructiA'e to their "'."f . re rfilv liotVliofi than fhnsn rppnntlT pt. eluded. .'What period of .time it take: takes to destroy this.vitality of the . germ, is unknown''. ' The observation was made many years ago, that, tli'e.'CitVcm 'pj hydatids, i generally, inhabited particu lar organs' of the animals,! belonging to the Riuninantii, and Rbiiehiia, two great familiesjiFlljOr whose merabers.'with a few exceptions in the latter, live entirely on plantu,'' and are the natural food "of the Carnivora, or flesh-eating animals." Jn. .this latter family, tape-worm, (JtrniV,) are tabe found , most generally, '. Th e . common rabbit or hare are, however, excep tions to this rule, for: they are infested wth botll hvdatids and tape-WOrmS. ,j.oe commou rai. auu uiuusu uac iij- -UfM . become " tap(;.worm3 in the stomacn 01 tne cat; anatnenuKe - .wuim v ". r. VU1 "" ww-s-kwwi 4--i IliraFO At Mil AOtt O 19 f protean in its shape, and habitat, as it well can be". - There lsdittle doubt but the next half century will give to the world much of the history of this class of minute, though' highly injurious an imals, and that many diseases may be found to.be reallv the production ' of ,'' .i- , . : ' . some 'minute or even inmsunau or game lorm. -mis neia oi. researcn, is 1 . m - mi w w 1 , . ' ' almost untrodden'.'' and tho wonders, which no doubt will yet be discovered, ... , , , ,. . t. . - :"",ou. "o"r t rtJ. - " 1' u science. These organisms are minute of '- - - :rrk - -":-'- ! m , a but their effects are great and worthy of .the attention-oi the rabst; exalted understanding. ? . ' An ; Irishman frying , to put out a gas-light with his fingers,, cried out, : "Och ' murther ! thers Diver' a'wiclc m it I : . l : 1 1 vi'i Irs.jOpic said, talking ,of Byron, HiSToico was 'sch a voice' as'the devil tempted Eve .withV' you feard its fascinations : the moment ' you . heard t t !"; ' 1 1 1 ' . : i . , , ( A Continental, BtOlT. ' n A woman employed as .ouseteeper at the chateau , ,of Loudon, near this portant because it is universal, and be city, recently inherited- sum . of ,800 cause the education itbestqs being wo- franca;.: A. peasant employed to take care of the grounds of ' the. cbatcnii, Hearing iqii ner gooa ionune, aewr- mined to TjOssess himself of the morev , . , . ; T. I on some 'pretext to visit him at aVoom which he occupied in one of the depen- dencies pf the chateau! After, a while ne lOQKea tne aoor, ana witn tue most dxaful threats,, declared . he would raurder. her, unless 8he;wouldgiye him at Qace. the-80.0 francs. The; woman being seriously alarmed,;, took: him. to her chamber and gave him the inoney. The man then declared i that he must murder her to prevent her from accu's- ing him, and he summoned her' t6 say what kind of Jdeath she ' would- prefer. Tlie poor 'Womah' p'rjiyed for mercy, bu he' peremptori'ty told, ' ter she '. ' mast either die by the rope or the i tnife, and she at .last selected ' naiigihk -The man then' tied .' her.handr behind ' her and fastened her-to- iho bedste-d ; he then mounts filiai id a beam, . making .a: noose .at ; the. end. Having fastened the rope, he put, his arm in the boose to see if the latter would slip;at that moment the woman kicked the-chair,: which: fell, and the man remained .suspenued, by the - arm. The; remained thus until morning, when theuf Cries attracted I the; atteUr tion of some Uborers,whoj on ucaring theiwoman's story, vreleased-her, but left the man suspended, until, ;they could summon-a magistrate. The ictidhary lad the man cut down, and after recviigtheVo:ma'aeppsition; i.t ' v .ti,cfH htm tn ha cent tr nrunn in i n 1 a city tcr await hii trial for the Tobbery. -'aver. ..-.A ), ... t-' 'J 11' 'I Mercantile nbiior.' , 'U ' ;' It' tiemptona toeproudof mo orwv0, .l4v. uwwAD vj 'that is put jn;:Mmby distant corres- P?rifent lth?ut; other -hold if him than, bis honor, consigns to. him k"v-.;"r f r ' . thc-cpn inaeea, n.f.ammaungnougm,. amia the ffloom of i this world's deDravitv. I,An tvAKArinlrl t.riP rrArliTcrnVf. nnn .wA) ". .'.;: . ic . - j ' ;ii manputs 111 anutuer,xaougu 8eparutVu -oy .oceans .anaioy continents, wnen ne 5 xe' ?Sfi a e 'an4: 8id dependence on the reported honesty ot he;an jjallow .witk a;(breatb, the tbc .Onc whom he'never saw ; when, with W:that he lovesand bid her .from all his tears lor tiie-treacnery. oi tne varied''; elements - through which his property.has to .psss,. bo knows, that Buuuiu'iiumanncfti iuc uw. vi aw the poet s loyft shalL f shed a , quench Idestinbd agent, all hid'fears n'd. fU.liis ies3 coronet fxiay reflected :frpm his suspicion may. be at an end. : ; ;We; know 0n! 'to; bo :r emblem pif .with beauty nothing finer than suciYan act of horn- sweeter -than spice of the' Eo3t ;. to age from one human being to another, ive along .the lineVpfsong, and move when, , perhaps, , the : diameter .of, the hhythm'idown the,-narrow' avenues globe is between them ; -. npr do we of time ; to have a (;rcsurrection .rlike think that either the " renown1 of her Petrarch's. 'Laura .Burns'; 'Highland vrctoriesnorjhe wisdom pf th'erf coun- Alaj-y . and.the 'Beatrie! of Dante, , in cils, so signalize . the country in which weiivej aS does 'the honorable dealing of her merchants. . All the ' glories, of British policy ad Britis'li valor are ifar eclipsed the inpral splendorhich: British faith has thrown o vet thename and charactcr pf our nation ; nor. has she -gathered' so' proud a distinction iromali thb tributarie as sh has done from tbe,a,warded con- fidenceof thoscrmeu of ;all tribes :and colornd. languages; who look to our agency, xor tne mpst.jariniut ,01 ;au management, andHo our , keeping for .ite nio36 iavivc ua uxx . -?rs. -i u.uMviif'ia i. - ;'AnEmeralderV;mllTOting;H oars ll in nwflv osnv trnm .'hia sj r. rTv r' '' T ' father, because. he I discovered: he was zmW h.a aI ' 'ul! '"'i i!i U"V " . ... i "Sambo, whax yon -get ;dat watcW yoii wear to tneetih' last Sunday t" , Howyouknovr :! hah watch?''-1. r'Case I seen de chain hang out in fVont' '"L : - :; 1 " ' r, ' : " "Goay l Suppose you see halter iouuu my necK, you uu. uar b ucree inside of mef n-' - . ; - . ' ' J ' . . f ' . ' r.t T., THUBSBM, ;N(WEMBER 5, 1S57. NO. The Eire SiDEThe fire-side; is: c seminary ofinfinite important.- it isim-1 ven in with the woof of childhood, gives form and qolor(. to the .whole texture va ui,eu auwc uiu icyy, vuy., wu...' ceive the honors of a college, but all KH,A. : j ... ! 'V ' ( may mo.ulder. ia the halls of- memory; but the simple lessons at home enara- eled upon the heart of childhood, defy we rust oi years, auu ouiuve iue morq mature but less vivid picture of after- years. So deep, so lasting indeedre the impressions. of earl j .life, that : .you often see a man in the imbeciltiy of age holding fresh in his recolle, ctlon ; the events of childhood, -while all the wide space between that and the present hour is ta blasted and forgotten, waste You have, perchance, , seen au . old and half-obliterated portrait, and in the attempt to have it cleaned and ,res- tored, you may have seen it -fade. away while. a brighter and more perfectpic- ture, painted beneath," is revealed'" to view;. P This portrait, first drawn., upon canvas, is no inapt illustration of youth; and,.tljougli it may be concealed py; sonic aperrdcsign? still, the original traits will shine through , the . outward picture, giving it tone while fresh, and surviving it in decay.' Thus it is with in nre?siue-T-ine.greai, msiuuuon oi rroviuence iorine education . oi man. Gcrcll - , ' I ; Tf TomaketUebestofthepregcnthour Is of course, the great point of interest tnmaVbeingrjmd,- on this subjecthoreau sayrfi FMfTH ?$m?$l 'iJJf,?! the track bv every nut-shell and mo s- . r . , "J "J T .' v J . . . t ? , . 1 T wiS.faUs on the . rails.-- fast, gently and; .without pertubatioh; let company come,and let company go 1a triA KaIIs rintr and triA -inrnlrlrAn rrv. aetermind to ma'kV, a day of iti Why should we knpckUnder, and ,go with &e'steam?: 'tus not be up '.set and overwhelmed ! in-' that terribte ' raiiid anyrlp00l cailed a dinners'ituated in the meridian, shallows. , Weather this danger, and you'aWsafefor the regt oftWway ia down hill. T1C Gift OftllC.POet . k , Is worth something. Howheimmor- of ;whomhc gi ..Ah g poet raajvbe poor fin , gpr and gold, butit is grand, to thinkjip'w tho grave, and lend.Ircjalfof his,imr mortal life. . fo:think''upon howma'- By fair and gentle brpwSjjthe ."light of the star-sown shades of helicon, ah, th:s is not. to die; this is only, to fall asleepj! and; wake. again,like Memnon ginging at the touch of Sun, '., . : As'WGrellt Men find iAblcMCD .Nature;thro;Wj forth her able men , 8almorl;:doe3 its spawns: ;Shc Ur peat one - as , a lioness her'cub-singly, one'af. a birth,- and at nre inVervals It is the propertj of tho great to' draw forth tea t gather . : d d behind xh thbMe men bf tbir generation, 'j At every great adve'itr-thes(j havo rted. up at the jeadd:ship and. tho ;irapulsc of opr portiiiity. . Thus have appeared inhis- the oie bright shining and promin- J a . i v,,"ii . ,-,.-'. .,. em lEine miast ; wnue eacn nastns ihdivilual' lustre, and all blend in the ''' I : i 1:il -;,' , T -.i ",-4'.r consteatea giory. Aiexanaer naa nis generds,, Napoleon-! his , marshals; around Wellington ' there grpupeda goodlytand of true and stalwart "sol- : diers.'aid,1 under the attraction'; bj his genius, ind in the training of his "tat- tle-fieldi. sprang up men who filled the mm:;sp2nj53. ?sj3 jno jo spAiajut omuani episoues OI war ana govern. ment. - ' f Perspiration. ? r Checked perspiration is the fruitful iauso of sickness,; disease and death to multitudes every year. Heat -is constantly generated within the human' body 'by. the chemical disorganization tHe combustion of the food wo - cat. There aro seven millions ' of tubes or pores' on Jtho surface; of tho'- bply, which in health aro constantly' open, conveying from the system, by what 1$' called ! insensible perspiration,- this Internal heat, "which, having answered its purpose, passes cfF like tho jets of steam which ere thrown from tho es cape, pipes; iri puffs, of any ordinary steam engine but this insensible, perspiration' carries with it, -in a dis solved form1, very much of the" waste matter of the system to the extent of a .pound or two, or more, every twenty four hours. If, then, the pores of the skin are :clpsed--if the' multitude ' of valves which are placed over the whole surface of the human body are shut down, two things take place. First, the internal 'neat is prevented rfrom passing off,' it accumulates every mo ra e n't, the person expresses himself as burning up, and then large draughts of waier arc swanowea uucu tue internal fire,' and this is feverl ' When the warm8team"is constantly escaping from the'body'in health, it keeps the skin moist, and there is a soft, . pleas feeling and warmth about it, but when the pores are closed, the skin, feels harsh, hot and fayBoston' Post. "Guilty or .not guilty V9 asked a Dutch justice.0-j : ; ' -'!-; .-'Not'guilty." - i ' ': .-fDen, vat de tyfuHo -you here i; "Is he alive inquired alittle boy, one day, as he gazed on a: large turtle crawling in front of a restaurant. . "Alive !" exclaimed a fat gentleman who .was dooking at ; the monster with jntenser interest, "sartinly, . sartinly, boyr He acts like a live turtle, don't he!" '.' : .- - ;:: I. "Why, yes, he acts like one,,' an swered the little querist, "but I thought perhaps hQwas. wiaKnV believe." . . A member of the ,Irish ; Parliament met thcTeproaph of selling his country by "thanking God that he had a coun try to sell.": ..: , In London, Reynolds the dramatist, observing the thinness of the house at one of his pieces, sakl, "I suppose it is owing to the war V . "No,", was the reply, fit. is owing to the piece." a A morning paper, in a recent notice, evidently intending to.be compliment ary 'to a Swashing company, whose works it was describing,' "say : "it matters not how dirty the work is, the company are prepared to do it." .' A story is told of Mr. Marcy, to the effect, that as f Ex-Secretaries Guthrie and Marcy were returning from a din ner party, the ' conversation turned upon the Subject of rotation in office, and Mr. G. asked Mr. M. what, he thought -of the . policy. -Mr. Marcy replied that he "had got the credit of originating the doctrine.' to the victors belong the spoils but Heaven forbid that he should ever countenance the pillaging of our own camp !" ; The New York Mirror states that Jack SlingerlanB , a pure-blooded African, ; a sort of protege of . Hon. John T. Slingerland, of Bethlehem, N. Y., who, though black as the ace of spades, is a freeholder and well to do, has recently eloped with the white daughter of a neighbor, and been uni ted to. the fair lass in bonds matrimo nial, ) Jack is 23, the young lady 17. .' . . . v : An Irish jockey, who was ."fetlock eep in the turf," being ' elated with liis success at winning a race, observ ed : ."Be me soul, Fm first at last I've always been behind before": , , He that marries for beauty alone is like buyers of cheap furnitie the varnish that caught the eye will not endure the firesido blaze. ..'"''"''' Pretty Squads. ..v V ; Those who ".have "readnhcIndiY tales of Cooper, Siaras, rTtintt . and have never secnaji.Indian squaw, doubtless Imagine that exor ':;the flnsl-v tr'ilxpc. tiirrc arc. huturcis'. ci tall rraceful maidens. With j , . - , :gul;ir features and pretty forms. recently visited thearapii it different "tribes of! Jndiamj, ihd 'jein many hundreds of their females ail as yet we have hot found1 on 2 :wlio ajV preaches to grace or beauty. ... As. a general thing they are greasy-, ilouchy, louzy and slovenlyfit subjects for u soap factory1.' We venture tLo asser ' tion that the'author of the wLast of tbd Mohicans" or of ''Hiawatha" never saw an'Indian girl.' If there is such a thins as Min-nehaha,' wc-should bft pleased to see hershe would be a for tune for a showman! Sioux tity'Eogfe ' : ! An eminent lawyer having had - tin . (legree of Doctor- of Laws offered to him, writcs t. ' ' '. - '"v1' . "I have had the offer of beng mado anLL.D.; but I will 'tot- bo-bothered with such pol-hookz andtrdin'mcU hang ing to my namo. like chains to a mal efactor. I cannot fiy the kite1 of my imagination with' such a 'p'oridcrous ap . pendago to its tail nor climb up Par nassus with ench crooked and heavy things' made fast to. my cucj'orth skirt of my 'c6at.'?A.13. 1 can pocket, and A. M.'. I might easily carry ; but5, let me be spared from two right-arigJed . triangles and half of a hoople, efer nally clattering about my le'elil I. , have got a lawyer's opinion,' that : ouo cannot he doctored against hi? will.bT. either a College or an apothecary p they may both let me alone.1 Won't you take ray. word, Sir,; when I tell you I will call and liquidate your demand on Saturday morning next V' said a delinquent debtor to a Running creditor, with iwhom be -had fharp words, j : . i -'" t ; i -t :'! v "No, Sir replied the other, "I-had rather you would keep your wordi' ' i ' i ' . i j : ' . . '.' Western 'Australia,, though ready enough to accept ; male .convict posi tively refuses to have any .thing to do with the females ;.. thus Eopplying a curious illustration of Popa.lin.e' which' has been so. much, criticised v A shameless woman h the worst of men ., It is beautiful to behold at A vedding the sorrow stricken air of a pircnt jjs. she "gives the bride .awaysw hen you . know that for. the last ten year3 th? has been trying her best ro.giit ?hcr eff her hands. ' ... ?'Miss Brown. I hare 4 been learning ; ho w to tell fortuncif said a .young feW, low.to a brisk, brunette,, ''just give.rne your hand if you please.!' "LaJ ;Mr., : well go and ask pa' -.. ; A fashionable - countess, asked .a young ;. nobleman wluch hrr. thought the prettiest flower, roses or.tulips 1 He replied with great gallantry aYpur ladyship's two lips, before aIL the Toicji in the world." - i A man is said to have latclv 'slump ed in through the' awfully deep mud .in' " one of the streets of New York and . was thought to be'lost.. B?it n bv- . standee, run -to a neighboring' store, and' got a patent cork-screw, invented for the purpose, and drcWHia- out He is doing well. v, . . , Qeery. What is the dilTcrcjic'o be- " tween a Dutchman on a feather .bed.: and tho American' party ? ; A.'Orie . is Dutch , on.the d own, tho 'other down on. the Dutch.. . v r, . A NewWoiu). Successful &ttcnptr " are making in England'to -eherlen the. roundabout, phrase, (now ' constantly .. needed), "A telegraphic message" 'cx ' "dispatch' by substituting in its 'place the word ' Telegram Mi: V?At 5 'p. ; M., I received a telegram from Boston" etc. .Unless some one can .suggest a better word, we hope to see this adopt-, ed, as it seeni3tohave appropriHtcses and convenience to recommt'nd 4 .r' r