I A. y flu v I ll il l AM Ay vyvy Ay Ay v; v ! ; DEVOTED TO. ART, SCIENC AGRICULTURE, COMMEECE, NEWS, POLITICS, GENERAL INTELLIGENCE AND THE INTERESTS OF NEBRASKA. , VOL. II. CITY OF BEOWNVILE, NEMAHA COUNTY. N. NO. 17. ' ' j Ay ! 0 I T. f 3' r MB IT I Ml, J far ID- UB ; hit iPT rfi I' il i 3- M .us r I- f"; ..Ed , V ) 'L v.l- T. I T I, sft r. c- t ck, tnd .ve re-'- if. J b .bl 1 u 'iT Swriiscr I SUITED AND prBLISHED EVERT THURSDAY BY a- W. FURNAS n - I .Second Street, bet. Xtl i.nd "Water,. j (Lake's Block,) j BROWNVILLE, N. T. t rnrfnevctrif paid in Jvancc, - - $2,00 !..'" 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Hiving a.Ued to the Advertiser Office Card and ; J"b Presses, New Types of the latest styles, Inks of U eok.rs, 15ron7.es, Fine Paper, Envelopes, Ac.; we are now prqtarpd to execute Job V;rk of every de : Si-ription in a rityle unsurpassed by any other office I in the United States. ! Tartifular attention will be given to orders from a , distance in having thein promptly attended to. The Proprietor, wbo, having had an extensive ex- p -rienuc, will give his personal attention to this branch ' ')f business, and hopes, in his endeavors to please, ' hotb in the exeellence of his work, and reasonable c iaros.to receive a share of the public patronage. BUSINESS CAIiDS. liitowx villi:. A. S. H0LLADAY. M. D. SURGEON, PHYSICIAN -A.xa.ci Obstetrician. BROWNVILLE, N. T.; t Solicit? share of public patronage, iu the various rnehe ;of his profession, from the citiiens of Rrown v.Ue and vicinitr. MISS MARY TURNER, .Tint Street, between Main and "Water, BROWNVILLE, N. T. Bonnets an I Trimmings always on hand. C W. WHEELER, ARCHITECT AND BUILDER. JAMES W. GIBSON, . BLACKSMITH Second Street, between Main and Nebraska, BROWNVILLE, X. T.' i 4. A.BRXDKORP, ' SCLEXXAK, . Nebraska Citr.N.T. D. L. WC'GAKY Crownvillc,N. T I BRADFORD, McLENNAN k McGARY, JATTO&HBYS-AT LAW j AND j SOLICITORS IN CHANCERY. j Brownville and Nebraska City, I . ; NEBRASKA TERRITORY. T)EIXG rmanenily located in the Territory, we j U1 g:vc our enure time and attention .tu thi j pMoticc ot our profession, in all its branches. Hat rs in Litijration, Collections tf Debts, Sales and i 1 i-'iaAses of Rual Estate, Selections of Lands, Lea f Land arrants, and all other business en y'-inaj t0 our manarrement. will roceive uromrtanJ 'Caful attention. HEFE?.ENCES. ehsrd l5rown! Nebraska City, Brownville, -M St. Joseph, Yo., St. Louis, Mo., M U M ' M Cincinnati O. . Keokuk, Iowa. June 7, 1855. m. ll-.UitzoIl & Co., i n. James-M. Hughes, "n.Jo!ink.Shcplcv, J4ssrs. t'roWf M;Creary& Co' srs. S. G-. Hubbard & Co., Jn, J. M. Love, . i . .Ir T. WHYTE & CO., j J ' '''ndl.ISAtE AND RETAIL DEALERS IS Ml GOODS. GROCERIES, ..' Qacensware, Hardware, ' !.cOUiMTRY PRODUCE. ' rJUOWNVII.T.K, X. T. G. W. HURN. DEPUTY COUNTY SUHVEYOR. NEMAIIA CITY, N. T. . WILL attend promptly to all business in his pro fession when called on : euch as subdivinj Claims, laying out Town Lots, Drafting City Plate etc, etc. 37-tI OLIVER BEXNET. TM. B. OAKBIT. ACGCSTU8 KNIGHT. JAMES P. FISKE. OLIVER BENNETT & CO., Manufacturers and Wbalesale Dealers In BOOTS AND SHOES, ISO. 8T MAIN STREET, . (Fobmrlt, No. 101, Corn or Maix asd Loccst.) , ST. LOUIS, MO. WM. OSBORN. DEALER IM CLOCKS, WATCHES, Jewelry, Hated Ware, Cutlery, Spoons, 4c, &c. Nebraska City, N. T. ' . "Engravino and Repairing done on Bhort notice and all work warranted. A. D. KIRK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Land Agent and Notary Public, Archer, Richardson county, N. T. Will practice in the Courts of Nebraska, assisted by Harding and Bennett, Nebraska City. JACOB SAFFOIII), Attorney and Counsellor at Law. GENERAL INSURANCE AND LAND AGENT. And Notary Public. Nebraska City, Nebraska Territory. WILL attend promptly to all bnisness entrusted to his care, in Nebraska Territory and West ern Iowa. September 12, 1856. vlnl5-ly W. P. LOAN, ATTOBHEY AT LAW, LAND AND LOT AGENT. ARCHER, RICHARDSON COUNTY, N. T. Notice to Pre-Emptors ! G. S. IIORBACII & CO. ATTORNEYS AT LAW AND REAL ESTATE BROKERS. OMAHA CITY, N. T. WILL give particular attention to preparing all the necessary papers for Pre-emptions, and rendering any assistance which maybe required by Pre-emptors in proving up their Pre-emption rights at the U. S. Land Office. 45-Cm R. E. HARDING. G. ?. KIMBOUGH B. F. TOOMEB. HARDING, KIF.1BGUGH & CO., Manufacturer and Wholemle Dealer in IIATS, CAPS & STRAAV GOODS, No 49 Main street, bet. Olive and Fine, ST. LOUIS, MO. Particular attention paid to manufacturing our Gnest Mole Hats. R. PEERY, M. D., PHYSICIAN, SURGEON And OESTETITTCTA 1ST, ELDORADO, N. T. RESPECTFULLY tenders his professional ser vices to the citizens of Nemaha county and ad joining counties, both in Nebraska and Alissoun, June 1 1th, 1857. 51-6m J. HART & SON iimik HARNESS .Oregon, Holt Conuty, Missouri Keepconstantly on hand all description of Harness, Saddles, Bridles, &c, Ac. N. R. Every article in our shop is manufactured by ourselves,and warranted to give satisfaction. REAL ESTATE AGENCY. GEORGE CLATE3. ' J. "VT. LEE. CLAYES & LEE, Real Estate and Gcncril' Agency, OMAHA CITY, N. T. References. James "Wright, Broker, New York, Win. A. Woodward, Esq. " i u Hon. U. Wood, Ex-Gov. of Ohio, Cleveland, Wkks, Otic and Brownell, Bankers, " Alcott L Horton, " Col. Robert Campbell, St. Louis, James Kidgway, Esq. 44 Crawforn and Sackctt' Chicago. Omaha City, Aug. 30, 1856. vlnl3-ly II. P. BESNETT. J. 8. MORTON. E. H. H ARDIKO BENXET, MORTON & HARDING. Attorneys -at Law, Nebraska City, N. T., and Glenwood, la. TTILL practice in all the Courts of Nebraska and V Western Iowa. Particular attention nnirf . obtaining, locating Land "Warrants, and collection of oeois, REFERENCE : lion. Lewis Cass, Detroit. I lf. v. Julius D. Morton, , Michigan; Oov. Joel A. Matteson, SpringSeld, 111 Gov. J. W. Grimes, Iowa City, Iowa; B. P. Fifiled, St. Louis.Mo.; Hon. Daniel O. Morton. Toledo, Ohio; P. A. Sarpy. Bollevue, Nebraska: Sedgcwich &. Walker, Chicago, 111: Green, Wearc & Benton. Council Bluffs,Iowa. JAMES CAKGILL. GEO CARGILL.- J. & G. W. CARGILI,, FORWARDING AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS. AND. MANUFACTURER'S AGENTS, siinmuuKi uuiiuiii;, si, Joseph, Mo. CONSIGNMENTS of Goods and ProdQC respectfully solicited, and all business entrust. cd to us-will be promptly and carefully attended to at lae lowest rates. - . - References. Taylor & Shepherd, St. Louis, R. L. McGheeA Co., Livcrmore, Cooley A Co., " . Merchants Generally, St. Joseph. T. B. CCMINtf. C. TCRI. CUMING & TURK, Attorneys at Law & Real Estate Agents OMAHA CITY, N. "TTILL attend faithfully and promptly to all busi V V ness entrusted to them, in the Territorial or Iowa Courts, to ,the purchase of lots and lands, en trries and pra-cmntions. collections, ic. " , Office in the second story of Henry fc Rootsnew build:n!, ncar'.y opposite the Western Exchange Uank, tarnham street. , Dec. 27, 156. tloSStf ' Miscellaneon Peeps from a Printing Office. BY A TYPO. "Little dront of water, : is Little grains of sand, Make the mighty ocean, ; And the beauteous land." ; - , , ...... : 1 Ugll!', ezcUims- some would be delicate lady "the very sound reminds one. of the smell of oil, and we shall hear nothing but the clanking of machinery and the clicking of type." Well, .what of that, fair lady ? True the oil we may use is not so highly perfumed as that with which you smother your ringlets ; but for all that it has the same bases and is applied to a far nobler purpose. The clanking of our machinery may not be pleasant to your over refined taste; but to the true poet it has a sound sweeter than the "tinkling of symbals." The click ing of type may be ever disgreeable to vou. but we would rather hear it " - . ... and Ct.use it, than, be possessed of the gift of a Jenny Lind, were we to have our choice of the two. Ours is a glorious mission, fellowr craftsmen, rnnces and ' potentates own our sway, and there is nothing mightier than ours. As we 'stand up to the case, worn out and weary though we may be, we have at least the com fort of the thought that though Ave cannot find an acre of God's earth that we may call our own though we are poorly paid and heavily taxed though there may not be one to whom ... ll " . ' neuiiiy airy ui iu auuiuci cuuie ; though we may well know that we shall leave no mighty name behind us, with our name blazoned on history's page and sculptured in marble yet we are assured that our works shall not perish. Long after we shall have been laid beneath the sod, the "still small voices" with which we have spoken will go on with their mighty work, accomplishing the good which we have sought while living. With our "mallets" Tve have driven home wedges "which, shall in time overturn principalities and powers. With "shoot ing irons" of more effect than Sharp's Rifles or Colt's Revolvers, we march to the battle against wrong, far more sure of victory than they who wield he sword. ...... I Oftentimes, as we have stood at our ase" merrily sticking the magical strips of metal, which seemed as things of life under our fingers, have we aucrhed in our sleeves as we thought how many would be anxiously watch- in 2 for the result of our labors how many hopes and fears hung on the mere epsi dixit of the types how much the leading men and writers of our day arc indebted to the humble but none less valuable labors of the typo. And again pur heart would grow sad as twe thought of those to whom we should be the bearers of evil tidings. How many of those ,who read the dolorious headingsl "Dreadful Disaster Fearful Railroad Accident and Great Loss of Life !" &c, are untouched by the sad news. To many and many a home do we thus convey the sad in telligence, and as we do so, there swells up in our heart a prayer for the loved ones : at home, and a hymn that we were not of those who were so sud denly and fearfully launched into eternity. But we have a higher and a nobler mission than that of , mere, messenger. Printers arc emphatically the reformers of the age in which they live. In the dirtv room where few butmechan- ical sounds are heard a busy work of mind is going on. Those rough look ing men standing at their cases, are now, perhaps, giving to the world their own great and noble thoughts speaking with their metalic tongues, words that will cheer some fellow-worker, or spur some dreamer to works that ho never thought himself capable of sow seed by the wayside that in time will spring up and bear good fruit, even an hun dred fold by planting a vine that shall at some future day shelter the weary pilgrim on life's journey striking, a rock from whence shall gush a fountain of pure water, refreshing, to many 'a faint and disheartened denizen of this , cold world of ours. No new measure 9 , I is proposed no new principles of science, art, politics or mechanics is promulgated, but these busy printers these ready thinkers seize upon it, and proceed to enlighten the public upon its' bearings' and applications - for a wonderfully practicd set are they- liducated,"as they generally, are in the sternest of all "systems,- that of hard won experience, they look at life as a reality, divested of false adornings and outward shows. By the time thatthey arrive at manhood's years, for their printer life must commence early they have the right to stand among men many years their seniors and call them equals. The poor boy's college has fitted them for.such a life struggle as few outsiders know of. With a brave heart and a slim "purse often with naught but his'rule in his pocket many a typo , leaves the scenes of his earlier experience to go forth to seek his fortunein-some distant section. If every thing else failshim you may rest1 assured that his stock of brass will not.-'With this and an indomita- ble nerseverence, and without a particle of grceness, you may trust the iour printer to make his way wherever he may place himself. ' Tlie Tragedian Booth and the Lord's 1 Prayer. : Booth and several friends had been invited to dine with an old gentleman - . .. ..... . .... . - . . I in Baltimore of distinguished kindness urbanity and piety. The'host, though disapproving of theaters and theater- going had heard so much of Booth's remarkable ; powers, that curiosity to see the man in this instance, overcome all his : prejudice's. ' After the enter- tainment was ovcr'and company re- seated in the drawing room; some one requested Booth as a particular favor, and - one which doubtless all present would appreciate,' to read the Lord's Prayer. Booth expressed his willing- ness to afford them this gratification, and all eyes were turned expectantly! upon him. Booth rose slowly and reverently Trom his chair. It was wonderful to watch the play of emotions that con- .vulsed his countenance. He became deadly pale, and his eyes turned trem bling upward, were wet with tcars.- As yet he had not spoken. The silence j could be felt. It 'became absolutely painful, until ' at last the spell was broken, as if by an electric shock, as a rich toned voice, from white lips, syllabled forth, "Our father, who art in Heaven," &c, with a pathos and sol- emnity that thrilled all hearts. He finished. The silence continued, Not a voice was heard, or a muscle moved in his wraft -audience, until from a remote corner of the room, a subdued sob was heard, and' the old gentleman, their host, stepped forward with streaming eyes and : tottering frame, and seized Booth by the hand, t,C1' 3 1. ' 1 1- i. cir, saiu ne, m uroKen auceuis, "you have afforded me a pleasure for which my whole future life 'will feel ratified. I am an old man - and every o . .. - day from mv boyhood .to the present time, I thought, I had repeated the Lord's Prayer,but I have never heard - . ... 1 - , - it before, never. ' ' l ' "You are right " replied Booth, "to read that prayer as it should1 be read, has caused me the severs't study: and labor for 'thirty years, and Tarn far from being yet satisfied with my rendering of that wonderful production Hardly one person inrten '.thousand . . ' ' . i -i "li ' 1 ' j.xcLkiAijr uuw - - - comprehends howmuth beauty, tender- ness and grandeur 'bd condensed- into criOAAoe-emoll nrtr1'mVnrd sft'slmnlfl.' KM OjlUV Uk7 OU1U1A - w The prayer of itself sufficiently illus- trates the truth of theBible, and stamps upon it the seal of divinity." So great was the effect produced, ooVa mtr Jnformonf xrho tVaS TJrfiSAn't that conversation was sustained but a short time longer in subdued monosyl- lables, and almost entirely ceased ; and soon after, at an early hour,' the com- pany broke up, ; and retired to their several homes, with sad and full hearts, Episcopal Recorder. , How Marat Died. The sentence of the military com mission was -read to him with due . . solemnity. He listened to it, as he would have listened to the cannon of another battle during his military life without emotion or bravado. '. . He neither asked for pardon, for delay, nor for appeal.- He had advanced .of his own accord, toward the door as if to accelerate the catastrophe, lhe door . opened on a. narrow esplanade lying between the towers of the castle and the outer walls. Twelve soldiers Avith loaded muskets awaitedhim there. The narrow space did not permit him to stand at a sufficient distance to de Pnve "is death of a part of his honor. Marat, in stepping over the threshold 01 tne cnambcr, tound himself face to &ce tn them.: He refused to have his eyes bandaged, and, looking at the soldiers with a firm; and benevolent smile, said "My friends, do not make me suffer by taking bad aim. The narrow space uul"PCia minus iu resi me muzzie of your muskets on my breast; do not strike me in .the face ; aimatmyheart here ifc ia" As he spoke thus, he placed' his nSht nand uPon his coat, to indicate the position of his heart. . In his left hand he held a small medahon, which contained, in one focus of love, the image of his wife and four children, as if he wished thus ! to make them witnesses' of his last look. ' He fixed nis eyes on this portrait, and received tn death-blow in the contemplation of it 1 1 . 1 ... . .': il . TT i i ' ' '1 an ne iovea on earm; nis Doay piercea at so short a distance with twelve balls, fellt witn: nis arms open and -his face towards the earth, as if still embracing the kingdom he once possessed, and which he had come to re-ebnquer for his tomb. They threw his cloak upon his body, which was buried in the Cathedral of Pizzi. Thus died the most chivalrous soldier of the imperial epoch and the greatest but the most heroic figure among the champions of the new Alexander. Judge not they neighbor. "What are another's fanlt3 to me? I've not a vulture's hill To pick at every flaw I see," ' And make it wider still. . It is enough for me to know I've follies of my c wd, And on my heart the care bestow, And let my friends alone. - What the wind says. "Do you know what the winter's wind says, grandpa?" asked a little child at an old merchant's knee "No, puss; what does it?" he ans- wered stroking her fair hair. " Remember; tho poor !' Grandpa, when it comes down the chimney it roars, 'Remember the poor! when it puts its great mouth to the keyhole it'-whistles, Remember the poor!' when it strides through a crack in the door it whispers it; andgrandpa, when it blows your beautiful silver hair in the street, and yOu shiver and button up your coat, does it not get at your J i. ! - itm.ll -rmtnn ear, anu say bu iuu, m emui iuiw, grandpa?" "Why, what, ddes the child mean? cried pa,' who, I am afraid; had been I . . ... ... 1 used to shut his heart against sucu words.- "You want a new muff and tippet, I reckon; a pretty way to get .i r .1 To V, n.. " mem out. oi uur uiu giaumavu. "No, grandpa,' said the child, ear nestly,' shaking her head ; "no; its the no muff and tippet children I'm thihk- ing of; my mother always remembers them, and so do 1 try. After the next storm the old mer chant sent fifty dollars to the treasurer I'C 1 BXA "Poll J ot a relief society, and said, VU1A A V reasurer was the more' when you want it." The treasurer started with surprise, for it was the X ' first time he had ever collected more than a dollar from him, ana mat ne thought, came grudgingly. "Why," said the old merchant, JlftAWfird. 4I COuld never get Tld Of that child's words; they stuck to me like due." "And a little child shall lead them," says the Scripture. How many a cold heart has melted, and a close heart opened, by. the simple earnestness and suggestive words of a child! Keep Your Temper. . - I "I never can keep any thing," cried Emma, almost stamping with y ration. F- "Somebody always takes ray things and looses them." ,SheJiad mislaid some of her sewing implements. "There is one thing," remarked mamma, "that I think you might keep if you would try." . "I should like to keep even ,one thing," answered Emma. , "Well, then, my dear," resumed mamma, "keep your temper; if you will only do that, perhaps, you would find it easy to keep other things. I dare say, now, if you had employed your time in searching for the missing articles, you might have found them before this time ; but you have .not even looked for them. You have only got into ; a passion a bad way of spending time, and you have accused somebody, and very unjustly, too, of gone to the lady s house. Tho hui taking away your things and losing band was penurious as well as jealoui them. Keep your temper, my dear; when you have mislaid any article, keep your temper and search for it. You had better keep your temper, if you lose all the little property you possess; getting into a passion, never brings any thing to light except a dis- torted face, and by losing your temper you become guilty of two sins you yet into a passion, and accuse some- I repeat, keep your temper.' ., w I Emma subduedher ill humor, search- ed for the articles she had lost, and found them in her 'work-bag. ' "Why, mamma, here they are ; I might have been sewing all the time,'if I had kept my temper." Happy Mary. She moved about the house like a sunbeam. I heard her singing as she passed to and fro, and her mother heard her too, and said, with a fond smile : "It is Mary! She is always-the same, always happy. I do not know r a what I would do without her." "I do not know what any of us would do without Mary," repeated her eldest daughter, and the rest echoed her words. Her youngest brother is of a violent temper, and is always quarreling with somebody ; but he never quarrels with Mary because she will not quarrel with him, but strives to turn aside his anger by. gentle words. Even her very presence has an influence over him. Did He Die For Me? A little child sat quietly upon its mother a lap. Its soft blue eyes were looking earnestly into the face which was beaming with love and tenderness for the cherished darling. The maternal lips were busy with a story. The tones of the voice were low and serious for the tale was one of mingled sadness and joy. Sometimes they scarcely rose above a whisper, but the listening babe caught every sound. The crimson deepened on its little cheek, as the story went on increasing in interest. Tears gathered in its earnest eyes, and , i i .i ii . i a low sor. proKe me siumessas us my ther concluded. A moment and the ruby lips parted, and in tones made tremulous by eagerness, the child in quired: "Did he die for me, mamma ?" "Yes, my child, for you for all." "May I love Him always, mamma, and dearly too?" "Yes, my darling, it was to win your love that He left his bright and beautiful home. "And He will love me, mamma, I know He will. He died for me. When may I see Him in his other home?" "When your spirit leaves this world, my darling." "My spirit?" murmured the child. "Yc3, your spirit; that part of you which thinks, and "knows, and loves. If you love Him here, you will go live with Him in heaven." "And I may love . Him here. How glad you have made me, dear mamma." And. the mother bowed her head, and prayed silently and earnestly that her babe might love the Saviour. Photographic Secrets! The jealousy with which Mons. , one of the wealthiest men of the quarter Beaujon, guarded tho beauty of his wife was something re- markable - even extending to his ah- solute refusal of the visits of aphysician.' at the most critical periods. It was' among hi3 own amateur accomplish meats that he experimented daily in photograpy, and, on his lovely wife'j being afiiicted with a tumor on Jieriide'y nd begging that a physician might called in to examine it, the jealous- husband had to resort to hi3 new art. " ne took a daily photbefrfrp'h oj the turner as it grew, r "1. himself carried it to the doctor examination and pre-i scription. The afflicting swelling took"" it3 course and was healed, in time; and ' the bill cam3 duly in, for medical visits all tho same 'as if the doctor had however, and insisted on a deduction of the differenca between advice giveri. at a medical office or in ar paid visit.- By the suggestion of a probability that the photographic pictures of a Uady'n side (which the doctothad prc served) might figure in a medical book's engravings, with a description of tho case, tho views of the husband werb somewhat altered, and the original bill T . during a siego a water-carrier was. crying his water 'through: the .town,, "Six sous a gallon ! six sous a golldn H ?J-and-by a bomb-shell carried off ond " of hi3 barrels, whereupon,' without moving a muscle of his face,; he. con tinued, "Twelve sous a gallon ! twelvo sous a gallon !" It is somewhere related that a poor soldier, having had his skull fractured was told by the doctor that his brains were visible. . "Do . write to father," he; replied,-' "and tell him of it, for he always siid I had no brains." "Sonny, where is your' father?' ' "Father's dead, Sir." ' : "Have you any mother?" "Yes, I had one, but 'she V got mar-.. ried to Joe Dankin, and don't be any she's got enough to do to tejid to hi;j own young uns!" "Smart boy! here s a penny for. you. -. " "That's yc, Sir; it's the way r.get mv livin'!" - ' ' "How?" "Why, by tellin' big yarns to grien . uns like vou!" One can hardly realize-the idea of such a man as General -Washington listening to a "Caudle lecture' front his wife; but Mrs. Kirklahd, in her late "Life of Washington," gives a' piquant instance of the kind, which, if true, deserves to be remember by other and moe ordinary mortals as a consolation in their domestic troubles;-. She says that aguest at Mount Vernon lying awake one night, heaTd :Mr'. Washington deliver a very animated rebuke to her husband in fact, sl;6 scolded him severely. General Wanh-' ington listened to all in profound silence; then, with a sigh,- gaily said, "Now, a good night to you, my. dear 1" A country lecturer, some years since," thu3 described part ot his apparatus; "ow, gentlemen, this here wess?! is tul1 ot air, and that Jere we3scl is full of waccum. . "Madam," said 'a doctor one to the mother of a sweet, healthy babe, "tljo i : ! 1 ' ' i . i ' ' " . laaies nave uepuiea me.io inquire wnat you do to have such a happy, uniform good child?" The mother mused for a moment over the strangeness of the question, and then she replied, simply and beautifully : "Why, God has given me a healthy child, and I Id it aline"- . 1 ! Tom, you seem to gain 'flesh every, day the grocery business must ngrcc' with you; what did you weigh' list t" "Well, Simon, L really .forget nor, bv.t it strikes mc it was a pound ot button ;