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BiuVJ . mmm 1 w.'.m I Vj an-! every other kind of work that mny be called for. .. Having purchased, in connection with tho "Adver tiser" Office, an extensive and excellent variety of .tf the latest stylas, we are prepared to do any kind of wwk mentioned in the above Catalogue, with neat-nc- iinJ dispatch. - - - . The Proprietor, who, having had an extensive ex "p?ricnee, will give his personal attention to this branch if.busiucss, and hopes, in bis endeavors to please, W;hinthe excellence of his work, and reasonable charges, to'teccive a share of the public patronage. . . BUSINESS CARDS. J KHOWXVITJLE. ncnn c i hue p. rn - ' GENERAL LAND -AND- LOT AGENTS. . OFFICE en Uhii. bet. Ut aid 21 Sts Erbwnville, N. T. A. S. H0LLIDAY, II. D. SURGEON, PHYSICIAN - xicl Otostotrioiaur ' BROWN V1LLE, N. T.; Solicits a share of public patronage, in tho various b-anches of his profession, frvm the citizens of Brown He and vicinity. . . . . . W. HOBLITZELL & CO, ' , . WHOLESALE AND RETAIL SEALERS IX DRY G00DS.-GR0CER1ES. Qnsenswaxe, Hardware, . Stoves, 3J,xxiyiitaxr,oy COUNTRY PRODUCE BROWNVILLE, N. T. : MISS MARY W. TURNER, And I2ros9 ISTtxlxGxr. First Street, ' between Haiti and Water, ' BROWNVILLE, N. T. Bonnets and Trimmings ahcays on hand. C. VT. WHEELER, ARCHITECT AND. BUILDER. 23rownvillo, 2X- tXi- - T. L. RICKETTS, CARPENTER AND JOINER, J NEBRASKA TERRITORY. ' JULX N. THOMPSON, RtTOHJlEY AT LAW, OTAIT.T'I'USIjIO, LQT AND LAND AGENTS; BROWNVILLE, N. '' Will.acrd the Courts of Northern Missouri, Ne VrasLa and Western Iowa. .JAMES W.. GIBSON, BLACKSMITH . Second Street, between Main and Nebraska, BROWNVILLE, N. T.: " - R: wt rumrAS, . 110 Ml IT ffiliT, MIiSUEAIICS AGENT. - AND AGENT FOR CULTURAL IMPLEMENTS. ;-; . BROWNVILLE, N. T. - , '"'ST . Blanks, ,28 BillIIcads Labels, f Circulars, WW "VP BEOWNVILLE, . A. B. JOKES,- THE WISTERN TIONEER LAND HUNTEE, DEALER IN REAL ESTATE, OMAHA CITY, X. T. : ts7Lands carefully located, and entered for customers- Lots and Land.i bought and sold. ' ' AKI K M. M?G0MAS, PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND OBSTETRICIAN, . . NEMAHA CITY, N. T. Tenders his professional services to the citizens f Nemaha county. B. B. HARDING. C. C. KIUBOYOH. B. F. TOOIIEK. HARDIIIG, Klf.130UGH & CO., Zlinvfacturert and Ytrkolctale Dealer in IIATS, CAPS & STRAW GOODS, No 49 llain street, bet. Olire and Pine, . ST. LOUIS, MO. Particular attention paid to manufacturing our finest Mole llats. C. V. SNOW, SU5GEON, PHYSICIAN iVTicI iLocouclaoiir, ROCKPORT, , MO, ... NUCKOLLS, RUSSELL, & CO. Ilocliport, Mo. "WHOLESALE AX3 BET AIL DEALERS IN , , 01, 1SBII, ILVRDWARE AND CUTLERY, Medicines, Dye Stuffs, Saddlery, Boots & Shoes, Hats & Caps, Q VEEN S"W ABE, STONEWAEE, TETWAEE, IRON, NAILS, STOVES, PLOWS Ac. Also Furniture of all kinds, "Window Sash, &c A. D. KIRK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Land Agent and Xotary Public, , Archer, Richardson county, X. T. . Will practice in tie Courts of - Nebraska, assisted by Harding and Bennett, Nebraska City. JACOB SAFrOllD, Attorney and Counsellor at Law. GENERAL INSURANCE AND LAND AGENT. And Notary Public. Ntbrti'ka City Nebraska Territory. .... 7IT.L aticr. I rr- 'v iQ tl tTci.-n-'J rutr'-' n1 t V i..-:: lerr.t:rj 'Jr.d W: L- bejte.i !-...-r 1. vml-iy. .isiTJGAlAN LILOW RAILROAD AHD STEAMBOAT AGEMTS. And General Commission Merchants. No. 4G, ruUic Landing: CINCINNATI, OHIO A. BBADFOKP, . D. L. MC 'GABY, Erownville,N. T. VTH. MCLE.VXAX, Nebraska City,N.T. BRADFORD, McLENNAN & McGARY, 1YS1T : AND SOLICiTERS LN CHANCERY. ' Brownville and Nebraska City NEBRASKA TERRITORY. BEING permanently located in the Territory, we will give our entire time- and attention to the practice of our profession, in all its branches. Ji.it tcrs in Litigation, Collections of Debts, Sales and Purchases of heal .LoUte, Selections of L.anis, Loca ting of Land Warrants, and all other business en trusted to our management, will receive prompt and faithful attention. REFERENCES. S. F. Nuckolls, Kichard Brown Wm. Uoblitzell i Co., lion. James Craig, lion. James M. Ilughes, Hon. John 11. Shepley, Messrs. Crow, JlcCrcaryA Co Messrs. Si G. Hubbard & Co. Hon. J . il. Love, vl-nl . . Nebraska City, Brownville, St. Joseph, St. Louis, Mo., , Cincinnati O. Keokuk, Iowa. June 7, 1S5I5. A. 3. F-OITLETON'. ' "VTM. N. BTEB3. .;, ; rorrLETOX BYERS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. And General Land Agents, OMAHA, NEBRASKA.. . ' Land Warrants E orient End Sold. LAND ENTERED ON TIME. OPECIAL attention given to tbc selection and en ktry (,i Lands fur Settlers, aud all other3 deoLrir.' choice locations. , Land Claims, Town Lots and all kinds of Real E3 Late, bought and sold and investments ciado for dis tant Dealers. . - JOHN S. HOYT, County Sun'cyor and "Land ' Agent, OF Richardson county, N. T., will attcnd promj-tly to all business in bis profession, when culled on: such as Paying Taxes, Recording Claims, Subdividing iana, Laying out '1 own LotsUraf ting City Hats ic Residence and r.ddres3 ARCHER, Richardson coM N. T. J. HART c SON & mmi Oregon, Holt Coanty, Jlissonri. Keep constantly on band all description of Harness, baidlc?, urmies, ic., sc. - . . . N. B. Every article in our shop is manufactured by ourselves,ind warranted to give satisfaction. - W. P. LOAN, ftTTQBUBY iT L1W. LAND AND LOT AGENT, ARCHER, RICHARDSON COUNTY, N. T. OLIVER BEVSCT. JAMES P. K1FKE. WX. B. G1HKIT. , Ai'crsvrs rxiGirr. . OLIVER BENNETT & CO.; Manufacturers and WhaLssalo Dealers in BOOTS AND SHOES, XO. 8T MAIN ST KELT, (FottXEELT, NO. 101, CoRNZB Of MaIK AXD LOCUST.) ST. LOUIS, 3IO. ' I ATTDB WW NEMAHA COUNTY,' N. T., SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1856. 'kinai fair. TVri tten for the Nebraska Advcr tiser. CBAEL0TTE 5TA1JLEY. . BY T01I TURNIP. k' - That shel'a flirt 1 ' . "Who would believe, not I, for in deceiving Lies the dear charm of life' delightful dream; I cannot spare tho luxury of believing, That nil things beautiful are what thy seem." -That's the verse that Frank Rogers quoted with great gusto, as he uas re turning from ''seeing safe home," from a spelling match, his adored Miss Stanley, and likewise after hearing his older associates aver that she was a coquetted Frank was right, "when he pronounc ed the word "beautiful," in connection with his sweet-heart, hut when , he Wound up with saying, "are what they 8ecm, that s the point . 1 am going to illustrate, and you can judge for your- sen wnctner -ne was naz mere or not. - Now Charlotte was actually a fasci nating girl, and no mistake, don't. I recollect of certain palpitations of the heart when I first caught a glance of her rosy face the dimples on her cheeks ' were the play-ground of in numerable smiles; a set of pearly teeth were enclosed by the rosiest lips, the blackest of eyes looked love right straight into yours, and well, she could just captivate any thing she wish ed too, in that neighborhood and not half try. . '. V . -7 ! No wonder, ybusayhat Frank was "taken in;" well yes, it was slightly to be wendered at, for she had 'coquetted" several of his most intimate associates, and he might have taken warning; but "love laughs at opposition,", and like wise - Frank laughed at all friendly caution. :. -. They were both about tho same age ---eighteen: or thcreah outssjid hcth a.ttr.'::a-:;cl.ool.' Tnnl: Ireii:; 1 id S'd1ip:d on the same airv fooJ. Leery lesocn in Geograjhy,; described beautiful lands, crystal streams, etc., where, he thought, if inhabited by him self andinamorita, would be a Paradise. Every sentence ho parsed, contained scores of adiectives, such as good, wise, charming, inimatablc, &c, which suited his case exactly. Figures seemed all tho time endeavoring to calculate how many impatient days must inter vene ere he could "take her to Lis home and heart ".and his pen, more- active than any thing else, busied itself in writing "love letters. rlhu3 the winter passed away, and on the winding up of the school, when the parting scene . came, a few tears half suppressed,' added to the accumu lated interest. Lon sighs were heaved, when she went away to boarding-school, the nring following. Fledges ot ever lasting-affection, from both parties, pre vented love "from growing- cold, during the sultry summer, an! when she returned in autumn, every thing "lowed before affection's sway." She hauhtilv slighted all other admirers, scorned advances irom all auemptea suitors, and gave so Frank;' thought her heart to him and him alone. . He publicly gallanted her to Church, to Dartics, etc., and every one in the settlement so 7iey'said knew that thev were engaged. Frank's cup of lov was brim full,-but- like the maid that "stumbled and spilt the milk'- - accidents mialit happen. There was to .be a party at the village on Hallowmas Eve, and all the voung folks in the country were m vited; they were not only invited, but they came, one and all,' and such a gathering of merry hearts and happy voices was seldom witnessed. As matter of course Frank and Charlotte were there; in fact he had just fitted himself out in "upper ten" costume for that special occasion, and had gallanted his sweet-heart, down street to the "scene of action," the "observed of all observers." '- To tell you. of all the incidents that transpired there that night of pepper cd and salted, roasted eggs, eaten with grxm faces, mirror-gazing, burning-nut shell-watching, and otner portentous acts, on this eventually ominors night, would be digressing. SuflSceto say that Frank's egg, though horribly salted, and though the sign it was intended to pTodace came out wrong yet did not dampen his ardor,Cnor shake his con fidence the slightest. . . ; A fair-haired girl, whose fate seem cd, through the evening, to be unac countably connected with Frank's by virtue of a nut-shell popping ou on the floor wa3 taken "all aback" when Charlotte in the presence of the company, remarked that, "she was sorry Flora's head was set upon the truth of the omen, for she would be oDiigea to cusappomi ncn omens .f couldn't break such tie3 as existed be tween Tier set j and Frank." ' The remark caught . the ear it was principally intended for Frank's who was sitting in one corner watch ing the sport. A. tall, awkward fellow was sitting in an opposite corner, and a strict observations would have de tected . a peculiar twinkle playing in his eyes, but he 7imsewas a good deal peculiar hjs general anatomy, . minus his eyes, -I mean and therefore they only matched. It might have likewise been noticed that a still more peculiar twinkle played, in the corners of Charlotte s eyes, and it all meant some thing, no doubt probably deciphera ble, if any of the company had notic ed it, but thy didn't. Well, the evening passed away, as all evenings must, and, when the party broke up, there was considerable con fusion, in the bustle of adjusting caps, hats and bonnets, and Frank's new "beaver had somehow got mislaid. He found it, though; in time' to take a station at the frontdoor, in readiness to escort Charlotte when she rcame along. He buttoned up his coat, drawed down bis hat rim, stood "un commonly .upright, and gazed with "majestic mem" upon all passers-by. Presently she came, but Land of Ceasar! that tall awkwark fellow's arm Was linked with her own' in the fondest manner! "Pleasant dreams to night, Mr. Rogers!" said she, as she swept by in queen-like majesty, leaving Frank utterly confounded. After standing there "spell-bound," far a quarter of an hour, during the which. he; felt exceeding prompted , to follow and demolish his successful antagonist, and was only restrained thcretrom by remembering that, " 'Tia better far to bear the ills we have, Than fly to others which wo know not ofY he recovered himself, and was soon en route for home; aided by the light rad iating irom the face -or "pale Cynthia " instead of that frqm: the countenance ci v,nardOKO cramcy. as ao passed rr f '' i- ; : ' r, r rxn" f--m' MTnf kV . 1:;"-;''. I '. r. i.ii i; ' ' , j., V.tl iUv.t.'UlUi Il.tiUUl- oul -the. parlor yvi i or- -i 1) irr. n i 1 -.1 v- inn ttorotl' Ikecp, ke4;p thy ricLea rioL 8.)- iaUi.Uioly Bea, We ask not that of thee." Although she afterwards sent him a note of. repentance; .it failed ... to reconcile tho parties,' and the maiden's name, to this day is, Charlotte Stan ley. . . . . . West Charleston, O. II AN.' Within the .range of human ken, here Is nothing that God has done so grandly ashman. .It was his last and his best work. The heavens and the earth, the waters and the mountains, he firmament and -armies of clouds, are insignificant matters in comparison with the meanest Hottentot that ever stupidly gazed upon them. All the orce ot God s heavenly army, the bright procession of glittering stars, wheeling in space and moving in silence along their appointed ways; upon paths which none can see, but from j which, through ages, they never wander 'or stumble therein ; the pomp of this stellar host, bannered with light, is transcendent. But c;ery globe is but a huge deadncss. They neither think nor choose, nor joy nor sorrow, pulse less, passionless, they swing " through the circuits struck by the hand ol uod, for, the same reason that the shuttle darts, or the. ball from the unconscious bat, or the shuttlecock between two battledores. - But, within the nearest man, there jives a nature on; which all eternity may work without tuliy devel oping it.,. The intellect, the soul, the affections they are something of God All the universe is but the cradle, and these elements in their lowest state, in their rudest life, are yet in value be yond all the fabric of the Varth. Henry Ward JSeccher; v Early Prices. Abraham bought a piece of land for a burying place. He paid 400 shekels oi suvcr. . 'ine low est sum at which a shekel is estimated is two shillings and three pence. This would make about 200 for.the . bury in"- place.: In . Solomon's, time it is mentioned that the price of a chariot from Evpt was 500 shekels of silver 1 Kings x, 29. ' This would be .about $250. The price of a horse was 150 shekels, or some 7-.-. The best horses of that age were found in Egypt. The Egyptians trained them well, and tliey were capable of important services. King Solomon, in a valuable chariot, drawn by two or four of the horses, made as showy anddignificd an appear ance perhaps as any princes have since. Exeter News .Letter. ' Truthpitl Sentiments. In this country no young man need be une'm ploycd. Wealth snd respectability are conditions to which he rnay attain He has no right to be idle; ho has no right to be ignorant; he ha3 no right to be vicious; and, generally speaking, no .mm has a right to be poor.; 0 LITE A2I0NG TUB ICE-FIELDS. ' We are' permitted to make the fol lowing extracts from Doctor Kane's recent work, descriptive of his . expe dition to the Arctic regions, in search of Sir John Franklin: The next day gave us admirable progress. The ice opened in leads be fore us, somewhat tortuous, but, on the whole, favoring, and for sixteen hours I never left the helm. We were all of us exhausted when the day's work came to a close. Our allowance had been small from the first; but the delays we seemed fated to encounter had made me reduce them to what I then thought the minimum quantity six ounces of Dread-dust, and a lump of tallow the size of a i walnut. A paste or broth made of these before setting out in the morning, and distributed occasionally through the day, in scanty rations, was i our only tare. W e were all of us glad when, running the boats under the lee of a berg, we were able to fill our kettles with snow, and boil up for our restorative, tea. . I may remark that, under the circumstances of most pri vation, I found no comfort so welcome to the party as this.- We drank im moderately of it, and always with ad vantage. ' While the men -slept, after their weary - labor, M'Gary and , myself climbed the berg for a view ahead.. . It was a saddening one. We had lost sight of Cary Island; but shoreward, up Wostcnholme Channel j the ice seemed as if it had not yet begun to yield to the influences of summer. Everything showed how intense the last winter had been. . We were close upon the first of July, and had a right to look for the North Water. of the vrhaWa here'-vre now hacfsolid ICC Ur LJ, r;lci;bc!li of.; t them almost i - , , .' . KT' ly iai:;iv-or:j.bi to . cur progrc c !i in tnc. jiistr.nc3 how tar; 1 coUiU r ', ;:.:i:.;irc roseine . A.'airjm- ple R6ck; projecting, from the lofty. precipice ot . the island ahead; ; but , be tween us and it the land-ice spread . itself from the base of Saunder';? Island unbroken to the far South. The: next day's progress ' wa3, of course, slow and wearisome,- -pushing through alternate ice and water for the land-belt. We fastened at last to the great .floe near the shore, making our harbor in a -crack ; which epened with the changes of tide. ' v The imperfect diet of the party was showing itself . more and : more in the decline of their muscular power. They seemed scarcely aware of it themselves, and referred the difficulty they found in' dragging and pushing to .something uncommon about the ice or smdge, rather than to their own weakness: But) as we endeavored to renew our labors through the morning fog, belted in on all side3 by ice-fields so distort ed and rugged a3 to defy our ijfforts to cross them, the truth seemed to burst TTT -111 . 1 ' upon every one. ve nad lost tnc feeling of hunger, and were almost satisfied with ,our pasty broth and the large droughts of-tea which accom panied it. I was anxious to send our small boat, the Eric, across tho lumme hill of Appah, where I knew from the Esquimaux we should find plenty of birds; but the strength. of the party was insufficient to drag her. - We were sorely disheartened, and could only ; waif for the fog to rise, in the 'hope of some smother, 'platform than that which was about us, or some meeting, and gives the following amus lcad that might save u3 the painful account of the disjointed convcr- labor of track. I had climbed the ice berg: and there was nothing in view except Dalrymple Rock, with its red brassy, face towering in the unknown distance. 'But I hardly got back to my boat bcforera gale struck us from the north-west, and a floe, taken upon a, tongue .of ice about a. mile to the north of us, began ,to swing. upon it like a pivot, and close slowly in upon our resting-place. At first our own floe, also, was driven before the wind, -hue in' a little while it encountered the stationary ice at the foot of the very rock itself. On the instant the wildest imaginable ruin rose around us. The men sprang mechanically each one to his station, bearing back the boats' and stores; but I gave up .for the moment all hopes of Our escape. It was not a nip, sucii as is familiar to the Arctic navigators; but. the whole platform where we stood? and for hundreds of yards on. every side of us, crumbled, and crushed, and piled itself, and tossed, madly under the pressure. I do not. believe" that of our little body of men, all of them disciplined in trials, able to measure danger while combating it I do not believe there is one who this day can explain how or why hardly when, in fact wo found ourselves afloat, Wc only know that in the midst of a clamor utterly indescribable, through which the' braying of a thousand trumpets could no . more nave been heard than the voice, of a man, we were shaken, and raised, and whirled, and let down again in a swelling waste of broken hummucks, and, as the men grasped their boat-hooks, in the stillness that followed, the boats eddied away in a tumultuou3 skreed of ice and snow water. - We were borne along in this manner as long as the unbroken remnant of the in-shore floe continued revolving, utterly powerless, : and catching a glimpse every now and then of the brazen headland that looked down on us through the showy sky. At last the floe brought up against the rocks, the looser fragments that hung round it began to separate, and wc were able, by oars and boat-hooks, to force our battered little flotilla clear of them.- To our joyful surprise, wo soon found ourselves in a stretch of the land water wide enough to give us rowing room, and with the assured promise of land close ahead. - As we ncared it, wo saw the same forbidding wall of belt-ice as at Souther land and Hakluyt. We pulled along its margin, seeking in vain cither an opening of access or a nook of shelter. Tho gale rose, and the ice began to drive again; but there was nothing to be done but get a grapnel out to the belt and hold on for the rising tide. a The Hope stove her bottom and lost part of her weather-boarding, and all the boats were badly chafed. It was an awful storm; and it was not with out constant exertion that we kept afloat, bailing out the scud that broke over us, and warding off the ico with boat-hooks - At -three o'clock the tldoyas high enough for us to scale tic ice-cliff. and nsLrrowrorgo one tied 1:1 tiie-'u.iis almost-at- tho spot where we clambered A up; and, us. .we pushed the boats into it on1 an even keel,5 the rocks seemed to close above our heads, till an abrupt turn in the course of the ravine placed a protecting cliff between us and the gale..' We were completely encaved. J"ust as we had brought in the last boat, the Red Eric, and were shoring her up with blocks of ice, along-unused but familiar and unmistakable sound startled and gladdened every ear, and a flock of eiders, flecking the sky for a moment,, passed swiftly , in front of us. We knew that we must be at their breeding grounds andas wc turned in wet and hungry to our long covctcd sleep, it was only to dream of eggs and abundance. . - -' - ' , . We remained almost three days in our crystal retreat, gathering eggs at the rate of twelve hundred a day. Outside, the storm raged without in- tcrmissiou, rind our egg-hunters found it ' difficult to keep their ' feet; but a merrier set of gourmands than were gathered within never surfeited in genial diet. On the 3d of July the wind began to moderate, though the snow still fell heavily; and the next morning, after a patriotic egg-nog, the liquor borrow ed grudgingly from our alcohol flask, and diluted till it wa3 worthy of tem perance praise we lowered our boats, and bade a grateful farewell to "Weary Man's Rest." CA2I? MZETETO TAl A chap down South went to a Camp sation he heard there: Preaching had not begun) and prom enading was in progress. Wc took, a convenient stand, and tried to (latch the remarks of the various couples, as they went slowly by us., - - 'Yes, indeed, (two girls talking of course) 'and my brother Tom say si that Henry Sokcr brags about the many times he has kissed her . right in the mouth, and she never slap3 him at all when nobody is by, and I'm . sure I should die if people was to talk of mc as they do about her ' ' ' " 'Corn is up again, you know, and I shall make at least six hundred barrels if I make a peck, arid consequently ' 'What a spectable this, is, to be swah, Chaw. Ah wondah if these people dem'd pooty gul, aint she build theyah own tent3 owa hiwahmento do it fowah 'cm. Must be a gweat boah to' ' " 'Be married in six weeks from last Tuesday; . I heard ma talking about it, but yoii musn't mention it for the world. It is a great secret.' . - . : 'Really now, and she's as ugly as : 'The finest sow you ever saw, sir. Pure Berkshire, and has nine splendid' pigs. It , was the best trade I ever made, and I wouldn't take twenty dob- i r' - . lars for 'Scollopped petticoats! only lock, On A hv nnp wa nnllpd ud the boats upon , Ai -cfwnAn" hf losses, and it makes tne narrow s.iv ;7 n"T ' t " T -' I J t '' . i ui-tmltin-ae e.ich puIL To v.-cro f::.i ; lho -i manure I err dl d, much worn down to unloa:; .1 t ' ' T' ::cr ta i.':ih-' -c . ; NUMBER"25: Amy! Nine flounces and hoops in tho bargain! Oh how I should love to' 'Go to the picnic on Thursday? Oh, thank you. You daft know how I should love to be present, sir, I nra so fond of the cxhilerating dance, but father says' 'I am truly gratified, my dear young friend, to learn that you are so deeply impressed with tho -necessity of im mediate repentance, and I shall this very day make' . 'Ten yards of gimp for the bosom, and maroon velvet binding for the neck and sleeves', oh Emly' - 1 The finest baby you ever saw . black eyes and large limbs, six weeks old and weighs' ' 'Sixty-one pounds and a quarter to fho bushel. None better in the country Free from, gartic and cockrel, and large grained. I hold it at' 'Stilloplis, . next Saturday. Bob Bothsydes the former CongrfEsmafi) will speak, as he says' . 'Ah, Mr. Pepper, you flatter mc so!. Just so, how horriby Kate Wilmot is dressed. " She will wear yellow, though it makes her look like' 'Fever and agy. I believe. They'vo all been up with it, and now the poor man's got' . " 'The 'siceetcst bonnet I ever aaw. Where did you get it? I must recom mend my sister to your' 'Watermelon patch. Stole every darned one. Some of 'em. 'bout half. ripe I swow I'll shoot them cf they . . don't' 'Go to thcWhite'Suipher. Iti3thc" best placo in the whole v.'orld, ma'am;. I've seen some of the most wonderful . effects of the waters. Tom Holocaust ' was cureJ of - - cncy-firx prnratxc r a wcefc. . And always get a quarter a po ind, and" sometimes' 1 . 'Four eggs, two handsful of ilour, . dab of yeast, half the cup fuh ot mo- ViOUTiIJ 10 I.. J A A f 'lne Landsomegt -woman- ground. I can see nOhe equal to her, except MissMary, and shos got' 'Both, hind legs" spavined; And there's a speck in her right 03-0 'that's bound to -": ' ' - :";:--r. S 'That beautiful 'girl in bluot over . there. I never 5aw her but otice' be- fore, and that was at' ; : " . ' 1 1 ; : : 2 'Mr. Muggin's failure,; sir." ( And he. has taken to drink awfully; iirld only. last week had' ' 'Hi3 head under my arm, and I was plugging him in the mouth, when h'o . 1 CO O I . r , . , got my finger ' ' j -' 'Between the 10th ' and-16th of Sep- . tembe'r. 'I will get my wh-jattc- tiarket, and it will bring' :' -' :':ic:: " V . 'Hnygi'dy liaho iii" byrf-" f grave. .Oh, it is awful to thfnk how - .'Olosesho hangs to his arm. htio ought to be ashamed , of herjclf ad never saw him until' . ; '" ' 'V - 'William was born twenty-Sri; ytin ago last April. " I am-an oTdwomi:i howj and the gray hair rn.ikcs'-f ; ' Toot! toot! "'Preaching v'Cl r. -.7 commence, said tne iTesidin?' L,ld and we heard no more. " 1IAE2IEBT0SEVE2. "And I will betroth thee -into' Mp forever." Hosca ii) 10. ; ; ; ; J- A How wondrous and varlec("rirc tho figures which Jesus employs to cxpri -.1 the tenderness of his covenant' love!. My soul! thy Savior-God hatV "rriaK ricd thee!" Wouldst thou 'kapw "th'o hour of thy bctrothment?' Qo back into the dcpth3 of a by -past Eternity,".1 before the world was; then a:id there," " thine espousals were cohiracicid : . ' "I have loved thee with an. everlasting-, love." Soon shall the bridal-hour ! arrive, when thine absent Lord shall , come to , welcome hi3 betrothed brido into his royal . palace. "The Bride groom tarrieth;" but see that thou dost not slumber and sleep! ' Surcl there' is mucli all around demanding, tho girded loin3,"and the. burning-' lamp.?. At "midnight!" the ho ar when he h least expected the. cry may 1 ?, si be heard, '-Behold, the Bridegrc hall ' room Cometh!" , My soul!..h.i3 thi: mystic union been formed" between rlec and thy Lord? Canst thou say, iif hmnblo " assurance of thine affiance in him, "My beloved is mine, and I his!" If so, great, ' unspeakably ,ri?at, are, tho glories which 'await thoc! Thy dowry, as the bride of .Chrhrt, js all that omnipotence can bestow, and all that a feeble creature can receive." In the prospect cf th?? glriu5? p.uptli. thou necdest dread no p'ing ' - hood. . Whit n-vH.ah ;c;n-i,i(-:::- r. , no created r,v' t: botroth tni Fai'Mvl Pr- .He hazardeih much who dopendif.r hii learning on experience. ",; - t i .i . .. on me si