r c - Ay Ay Ay AN: INDEPENDENT WEEKLY NEWSPAPER DEVOTED TO MATTERS 0Ft, GENERAL INTEREST TO THE COMMUNITY AT LARGE. volume:i. BROWNVILLE, NEMAHA COUNTY, N. SATUEDAY, TONE 28, 1856. NUMBEE 4, ii Vi j . A' Air PHI mm - .m 13 EDITED AND ITBX.ISHED ETET EATCRDAY BY ' Rv W. .. F.URN AS, - Escead Street, liet Mala and -.'Water, ' (LakeVBIock,) . . ' .-.DRowyviLL y.- t. For one year (invariably in advance), $2,00 '. ; six months, . - '-. ' . '.' 150 - . J JiATES OF .ADVERTISING: .. One square(12 lines or less,) one Insertion Each additional insertion, One square, cue Inonth c .. . tire months, . u I Eix month?, . " cor.eyear, ' Business Car.l wt'-ix lines tr les's.ono year, One Culuftm,-tic v.ir, ' r One-half Cobttiiu, one" year, 'o.rth . . i eighth. " u v . . r Column, si months, " " .half Coiudp, six mcjnths, ".fourth eighth . ca u u Column, three msnths, " half Column, three months, fourth v 'ceighth . 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" Advertisements oa the inside" exclusively .will' -be charged extra. . : . . ' BOOS 'MB' FAISJY"' ' ' JOB-PRINTING! Posters;, ks; Bill HeaSs 'Labels, .Circulars, Show Bills ChecH ipi Catalogues j' Bills' of . : .' . 'JU'ding.; SHIPPING BILLS, BALL TICKETS, and every other kind of work thafmay be callcdTr. Having puTchased, in CQnacction with the " Reflce lor" Office, an extensive and excellent varieto cf the latest styles, we are prepared ti do any kind of work mentioned in. the above Catalou, witn neat ness and dispateb. . . The Proprietor, who, kavinghai an extensive ex perience, will give his personal attention to this branch f business, and bope?; in his en leavofs Jo please, t th In the excellence 'of his yohk, a'n.d reasonable, barges, to receive a share xt the public patronage. TK0MPS0M &.BUXTOH," . ATTOflT.EVS AT LAW,- XOTAHT"a?UI3IjtO, UOT AND L A$ D' AGENTS; ' ' ERO'vnrrrLLE," N4x, " . r ' Will attend the Courts of Northern Mrssouri", Ne Vraska and Western lovaj . , OSCAR F. LAKE & CO.. ' . e GENERAL ' T-min nm m- kht? LiiHU. Ml). Wl OFFICE 6a LTaia. tet. 1st mil 2d Trcwnyille, i7..T. 13. A. S. HOLLABAY, M. B. - 3URGE0xV; PHYSICIAN ; . BEOWNVILLE, N. T. ' S6!kUs a share of public Yiatronajrc, in'the various branch58 of his profession, fromh citlaens of Brown- f ille and Ticinity. c, ,: . B..B. & J..D. N; THOMPSON, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IS . . ZOrjr; CS-oodLs il.xrdware, Qaeensware, Groceries, and .. Country Produce'. " . W. HOBLITZELtV& CO. WHOLE? AI.E AS RHTAJL PEALER3 IJT ' 1RY GOODS; GROCERIES, Queensware, Hardaret : . O t OTTOS r DXXXXlJ.-L3rpi ountrV produce. nROWKVii:LE;.:ii. t." ' . X. HAEPINU, O. Ci K1MBOTGH. . R F. TOOMER HARDIMG, KSMBOUGH h CO., JJMficitirtr and. VTl(kiale Dealer! t'a olts, CiVrs & straw goods: . .... .ST. LPUIS..MO. " i articular attention jad To "manufacturing, our- est mne uau. - .Miss ;mary w.-. .turner, Liicl Dross XWa1s.ox. 'int Btreet, . .between liain and "Water, ' BROWNVILLE, NV 1 . sonnets and IHinmings always pn 'Tumd.' RCH1TEGT- -MID' '-BUILDER. 33rowuyijlo, 2j. U... T. ffi.. RICKET.TS,- lARPEHTfiR.AHD'-iOIHER . NEBRASKA JERRlTOKT . 1 1 VajvJ. JAMES' W. GIBSON, BLACKS M I T II , Second Street, between Main and Nebraska,' BEOWNVILLE, N. T. A. L. COATE, COUNTY SURVEYOR, -. . BROWN VILLE, NEMAHA CO. ' . Nebraska Territory. E. M. M'COMAS, PHYSICIAN,' SURGEON AND OBSTETRICIAN, Two Hilca from BrownvlUe, on claim tear Mr. Crjcasics: Tenders' bis professional Bcrviccs to the kottiiens of Jvemaaa connty. . NUCKOLLS l WHITE, Hooltp ort, . Moi 1' WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IX 1Y IBICEB, HARDWARE AND CUTLERY, Medicines, Dye Stufis, Saddlery, Boots & Shoes, Hats & Caps, QUEEN SWAEE, ST03JEWAEE, TUTWAEE, IRON, NAILS, STOVES, PLOWS Ac. Also Furniture of all kinds, Window Sash, &e N. B. WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD. C, V. SNOW, . PHYSICIAN, SURGEON, A1" i.ccouoliour, . EOCKPORT, MO,. OLIYEB BEXKET.; JAilES P. FISKE. TM. B. GARRIT. 'AVGCSTCS yjTIGHT. OLWER BENNETT & CO., "llaEufacturers and Whalesale Dealers in BOOTS AND SHOES, NO. 8T MAIN STREET, . (Formerly, No.'lOl, Corker of Main axd Loccst.) " . 'ST. LOUIS, MO.' : A: D. KIRK, ATT0ENEY AT . LAW, Land Agenl and Rotary rublic, Archer, Richardson county, N. T " Will practice in the Courts of Nebraska, assisted by LTirdir and Bennett, Nebraska City. .SPRIGMAN & BROWN, RAILROAD AND STEAMBOAT . AGENTS. And General Commission Merchants. m- "No. 46, Publio. Landing. . . . CINCINNATI, OHIO. J. HART & SON SfflLI k 1 Oregon, Holt Couuty, Missouri. Kcn constantly on hand all description of Harness, J Saddles, Bridles, &c., 4c. . N. B. Every article innr shopis manufactured! by ourselves, and warranted to give satisfaction. A. A. BRADFORD,. ! D. l. mc'gart, Brownville, N. T. WM. MCLENNAN", Nebraska City, Ni T. bhadfopxD, Mclennan &,mcgary, minus IT LAW AND .SOLICITERS EN CIJANCERY. . . Brownville and Nebraska City, NEBRASKA TERRITORY. TEJNG permanently located in the Territory, we ,13 "will give our jentire tine and attention to the practice of .our profession, in all its branches. Hat ters in Litigation, Collections of Debts, bales and Purchases of Real Estate, Selections of Land, Loca ting c.f Land Warrants, and all other business en trusted to our management, will receive prompt and laitaful attention; REFERENCES. . S. F. Nuckolls, Richard Brown, Jloblitxell A Co., 'lion. James Craisr, Hon. James M. Hughes, Hon. John R. Shcpley, . Messrs Crow, MeCreary A Co. Messrs; S.G. Hubbard Co., Hon. J. M. Love, . . ". vl-nl Nebraska City, Brownville, i - St. Joseph, Mo., . St. Louis, Mo., -a . a u Cincinnati O. Keokuk, Iowa. June 7, 1856. R. W. FURNAS, 1 LOT IfflT. INSURANCE AGENT. AND AGENT FOR AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS. - BROWNVILLE, N. T ; B. ESTABROOK, ; TJHTTEl) STATES . . District Attorney, . ; OMAHA CITT, X. REQUIRED to be in attendance ofacially upon all the terms'of the District and Supreme Court of the Territory, tenders his Professional services to such as need them.' He flatters hiciself. that his facilities for gain'ipg a knowledge of the practice in each Dis trict, will enable him to give satisfaction to such as entrust their business to his care. jQmaha City, June 7; 185(5. C. V.-BAILY. . T. RANKIX. EAILY & RANKIN, BKItNiUnfi OMAHA CITY, N. T. H. P. BENNETT, J. S. MSSTO', E. H HARDtNO BEXNET, MORTON & HARDING. Attorneys at Law, Nebraska Citr N. T., and Glenwood, la. WILL practioc in all the Courts of Nebraska and Western Iowa. Particular-attcntion naid to obtaining, locating Land Warrants, and Collection of ueots. , . REFERENCE : IIoh. Lewis Cass. Detroit. ( 1T. ,'. "Julius D.Morton,. J Mlctigan; Guv, Joel A. Mattcson, SpringQeld, Fil; . Gov. J.V. Grimes, Iowa Cit-, Iowaj B. P. Fifiled, St. Iouis, Mo.; : Hon. Daniel O. .Morton. Toledo, Ohio; P. A. Sarpy. Bcilcvuc, Ntbraska; . Scdgcwk-h & Valkcr, Chicsgij, 111; . Gj-ccr Wearc 2; Benton, Coarcii BIuff Iowa. WE IMII REFLECTIONS. cron BECEivcra a copy oi ky ferst poem fcblish- ED IN THE KEVFEPAPERS. Ah! her it is! I'm famous now, An author and a poet! It really is in print! Ye Gods! t . How proud 111 be to show it! And gentle Anna! What a thrill Will animate hef breast, JTo read these lines and know v To whom they are addressed. Why bless my soul! here's something strange, What can the paper mean, By talking of the "graceful brooks That ganaer o'er the green. And here's T instead of R, Which makes it nipping rill:" "We'll selk the Shad" instead of "shade," And "hell" instead of "hill." "They look so," what ? I recollect, Twas "sweet," and then 'twas "kind;" And now to think the stupid fool, - For "bland" has printed "blind." Was ever such provoking work 'Tia curious, by the by How any thing is rendered blind By giving it an eye. "Hast thou no tears," the T'a left out, "Hast thou no cars," instead; ' "I hope that thou art dear," is put "I hope that thou art dead." Whoever saw in such a space So many blunders crammed!. "Those geniAe eyes bedimmed," is spelt "Those gentle eyes bedammed." The celor of the rose" is 'nose," , "Affection," is "affliction;" ' I I wonder if the likeness holdj - .' In fact as woll a fiction? . "Thou art a friend," the R is gone; Who ever would have deemed That such a tricing thing could change "A friend" into "fiend." "Thou art the same" is rendered "fame," It really is too bad; And here, because an I is out, My "lovely maid" is "mad;" . . They drove her blind by poking in An eye a process new; And now they've gouged it out again, And made her crazy, too. "Where are the muses fled, that thou, V Shouldst live so long unsung?" " . Thus read my version here it is "Shouldst live so long unhung." "The fate of woman's love is thino," And H commences "fate " LTow small a circumstance will turn A woman's love to hate! 111 read no morel What shall I do! IH never dare to send itl -The paper's scattered far and wide, . 'Tis now too late to mend it. 0 Fame! thou cheat of huiuan bliss! Why did I ever write! 1 wish my poem had been burnt Before it saw the light. Let's stop and recapitulate: I've dammed h9r eyes, that's plain I've told her she is a lunatic; ' And blind, and deaf, and lame. . . Was ever such a horrid hash. In poetry or prose? I've said she was a fiend, and praised The color of her nose. I wish I had that editor About a half a minuit, I'd BANuhim to his heart's content," .- . ' And with an H begin it. I'd jam his body, eyes and bones, . And sp?U it with an. And send him to that hill of bis ' He spells it with an E. . A TEW . M0SE DAYS. A fow more days on earth to spend, And all my toils n nd cares shall end, . And I shall see my God and friend, ;" . And praise his name on high. There's no more sighs and no more tean, There's no mor pains and no mere fears, But God and Christ and heaven appears, . Unto the ravished eye. Then O! say houI despond no mora, The storm of life will Boon be o'er, And I shall fiiid the paacef ul shors Of everlasting rest. O happy day 1 O joyful hour! When, ffeed from earth, my soul shall tower, iieyona tnereaco oi featan s power, To be forever blest! lly soul anlicipates the day, I'd joyfully the call obey, . Which summons my soul away, . To scats prepared above. There J shall see my Saviour's face, . . And dwell in his beloved embrace, And tnste the fullne of his grace, And sing redeeming lovet . . ( Though dire afSictions press me sore, ' And death'8 dark billows roll before, Tet still by faith I seo the shroe, ' . Beyond the rolling flood. ' The heavenly Caanan, sweet and fair, . Before my ravished eyes appear, And makes me think I'm almost there, ... In yonder bright abode. '. . '- , To earthly cares I'd say farewell, : : And triumph pver death and hell, And go where sain ts and angels dwell, . To praise the Eternal three'.. Ill join with those who're gone before, . Who sing and shout, their sufferings o'er, Where pain and parting are bo more, ' To all eternity! ' . .. fWTien weary I are I smokes vej cigar, And when the smokerises TJp int my eyeses, " I thinks of ray true love, -' And O, how. sighscs!' mtdhtimiL PRAYER. i'Pray without ceasing." 1 Thes "Prayer was appointed to convey 1 . The blessings God designs to give; . , Long as they live should Christians pray, - . For only while they pray they live." . . , . .Hart. "Prayer is a retirement from earth, to intend on God, arid hold correspon dence with him that dwells , in heaven. The things of the world, therefore, must be commanded to stand by for a season and to abide at the foor of the mount, while we walk up higher to offer up our sacrifices as Abraham did, and to meet our God." Waits. "In every storm that either frowns or falls, - ' What an asylum has the soul in prayer!" - . Young. "In the absence of the sun, the mild arid peaceful radiance of the moon enlivens our path. Lei devotions spred a cheering light over your darkest hours. The queen of night says Bowdler, 'unvails its full beauty, when the hours of joy and lustre have passed away, pouring, as it were, a- holy light through the damps and. darkness of adversity, llius will constant prayer cheer the darkest season of affliction." Bickersteth, . "The best means of keeping near to God is the closet. Here the battle is won or Jost." Payson. "In this valley of sorrow and strifo, Prayer shaU rise with my earliest breath; . It shall mix in the business of life, , And soften the etrtggles of death." ' : Cunningliam. ' "As the heart" panteth after ,the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, Q God. When shall I come and appear before God?"--David. "Prayer, is the most secret mter- i course of the soul with God? and as it were, the conversation of one heart with another," Dr. A. Clarke. . "A little girl about four years of age being asked, Vhy do you pray to God?' replied, 'Because I know he hears me, and I love to pray to him 'But how do you know he hears your Putting the little hand to heart, she said, 'I know he does, because there is something here that tells me so, " Arvme s Cyclopedia. "Angels are round the good man, to catch theincense of his prayers; and they fly to minister kindness to those for whom he pleaneth. Tapper. rrayer is notxeioquence, out ear nestness; not the definition of help lessness, but tup feeling of it; not figures of speech, but compunction of soul. Hannah More. "O thou, by whom we come to God The Life, the Truth, the Way: The path of prayer thyself hast trodj Lord, teach ns how to pray." Montgomery. "Lip labor though it be ever so well labored, if it be all, is lost labor' -31. Henry. "Is any among "you afflicted? let him pray." -James v, 13. The following is given as the life o an M. D., but we. apprehend that much of the same is experienced by men engaged in other pursuits. A Doctor's Life. By an M. D. of Allna, Migh. The following are some of the sweets of a doctor's life: If he I visits a few of his customers when they i are wen, it is xo get nis cunner; n ne n - j l x . i - i f i don t do so, it is because he cares more about the fleece than the flock. If he goes to the church regularly, it is be cause he has nothing else to do; if he don t go, it is because ha has no re Ispect for. the Sabbath or religion. he Speaks to a poor person, ha keeps bad company; if he passes them by he. is better than other tolks. sLf he has a good carriage, he is extra vigant if he uses a poor one on the score Of economy, he is. deficient . in necessary pride. If he makes parties, it is to soft-soap the people to get their money; if he don't make them, he is afraid of a cent! If his horse is fat, it is because he has nothing to do; if he is lean, it is because he isn't taken care of., If he drives fast, it. is to make people think somebody is very sick: if he drives slow, he has no interest, in the welfare of his.patientsl If he dresses neat he is proud; jf.he does not,' he is wanting in self-respect. . If he works on the land, he is fit for nothing but a farmer; if he don't work, it is because I he is too lazy to be anything. If he talks much, "we don't want a doctor to tell everything he knows;" if he don't talk, "we like to see a doctor social" If he says anything about politics, he had better let it alone; it he don t say anything about it "we like to see a man .show his colors." If he visits his patients every day,, it is to run up the bill; it he don t, it is unjustifiable neg ligence. . IS ho says anything about Ireligjon, he is a hypocrite;, if he dont, he is an infidel. If he uses any of the popular remedies of the day, it is to cater, to the whims and prejudices of the people ' to fill his pockets; if he don't use them, it is from professional selfishness. If he is in the habit of having counsel ofteriit is because he knows nothing; if he obiects to having it on the ground that he understands I his Own business, he is afraid of ex- posing his ignorance to his superiors, If he gets pay for one half his services, he has the reputation of belng'a ezq manager. W ho wouldn t be an Mi D.? -Journal of Medicine. Testing Marbles.' There is a room in, the Smithsonian Institute building, at --Washington, where marbles are scientifically tested. Specimens from all parts of the world may be UluiV UC bccll there, cut into squares and tubes. To prove their strength they, are tested in a crushing machine, also by acid3, water, drying, etc. ;The scales to weigh the crystals in are so delicate that ten housand of its smallest weights are required 10 mase an ounce lue inuex- i i i . . mi. - j tabletalso, a curious instrument ior ell ing the weight, is so fine that its movements has to De exammea Dy a very powerful - telescope, to discover he variations. . A "TSTSTTNO CUST02IEIL" ' That certainly is a strong example I of. a "trusting customer," which we but out of them. It is a current say find recorded in a late Scottish iournal. ing, "No leaf moves but God wills it." mi . . I xno story runs as follows: . J "A week or two since., a decently dressed elderly man called at the shop of our townsman, Mr. Muirhead. iewe- er and watch-maker, Uuchanan street, . . - . - ' i. and quietly asked. "Is mv watch readvr "As Mr. Muirhead had at the mo- ment no remembrance of having done! any business with the man. he asked him in turn: . ' ' "When did vou leave your watch?" "Oh," said the other, "I didn't leave it in this shop, for ye were owre by in Nelson street when ye got it." ; "That must have been a lon-r time . . i ago, then," said Mr. Muirhead; "for we left Nelson street: in 1838. That is seventeen years, since." ' w . ..I "But I left it with ye, for a' that. "What Was the name and mimher of the watch?" f "These were described to a nicetv: and on opening the repository, it was butter, and weighs six pounds and - a found safe" and sound! ' Exactly twenty quarter. An intellectual baby,.too--ta'o?earhad passed away since Duncan 1 rca- - 'Think of that! . Six pounds had handed it in for repair yet he called and a quarter, and a boy at that! Bless tor it at the end ot thatperiod as coolly as if he had only left it the nre ceding week! . . " -M "Why . have you not called for your watch before? asked Mr. Muirhead. "Ye see, I am a sawyer by trade and Igaed ower to America that season to see how things' were looking: fori kent the watch wouldbe safe till I came back:-but 1 staid a wee toucht longer ihan I intended!" . ' ' x Wonder it credits are given at that establishment to match? Many would like a Manger time,", if so, probably, . From a Paris Letter to the Boston Atlas. WHEKE FAST HORSES CARRY A MAN TO Apartments are advertised as for rent over every carriage way the dusty, lumbering traveling carriages xt-- i j -cii-j- are in me nanus oi tne nosuer anu his aids there are a great many sales lui-muire. as me "estaoiisnment ot a wreckea dandy, and it formed the last of what was, some ten years ago, an ample iortune. tUm tWrs wf n rronf mamr ntrinr .firina or.,1 crt-m ,it.,t mn Vin wrn just in possession of themselves and their estates. M. Engene Guinot says that one of these was bidding warmly for the ruined dandy's favorite pair of horses, when their proprietor said to oa Tlo first thing you will know, you'll find them carry you to a fine house near the u?"au"' AU" . JeiUUUS man Madeleine; where M'lle. -lives; her no. poisons his own banquet, and then youth, beauty, talents, fascinations are nrlhmp liv snlpn dnnrtmpnt.s. nnrl you can't resist her her acquaintance cost me a hundred thousand francs. " They will carry you to supprs, 'where the desert is cards they cost me three hundred thousand Francs. '1 he v will carry- you tq the back door of the theaters, to : the slip3r stairc'ase of the were employed in preparing the well opera to the Jockey Club, to the race- known academy dictionary, Cuvier, the field, to actresses' balls, to the fashion- celebrated naturalist. ' came tme dav able shops; and your million will melt there as rapidly a3 mine; Heed me! J purchased my 'experience dearly; had any. one warned me, as 1 warn you, when ten years ago, I, then at : your age, with your illusions and your am- bition, stood where you stand, and iluux.uu mv t towundumvu vi iuui de -, (who shot himself, to escape U: A:- c i T T..v.t.1 . 1 ma. ufuiivis,j i tnuuiu uuve some better prospect beforcme than to retire to a remote country village, and live on three thousand francs a year, given me by an old aunt' t The young man ceasedto bid. - ' ; : ri ; . psoveees. : Here is one of the most admirable of the Chinese proverbs: "Tie not thy shoe in a field of melons, nor adjust thy cap under a plum tree." ' We re member a time in our earlier days, when we would have vastly profited by this proverb in the following form: "Pick not up chestnuts from thy neigh bor's tree, or he will surely set his dog i .... u upon thee: Both the following proverbs, look out steadfastly for "number one": "Every man draws the water to his own mill. "Better a grape for me than two figs for thee." . Idle speculation for the future, with out endeavor in the present have this fruition: "He that builds castles in the air shall soon'haveno land' Such a fojll,' Zn 4-ia fnifra irrvarraf no la i'm. plied in another proverb, is noble and i- i ; 1 -u vi a generous: . "He that plants trees, loves others besides himself. Who has ever passed through Northampton and seen the stately elms planted more than a century ago by Jonathan Edwards, front feehW that a man who r,rovidPa for the summer shade of other genera tions, is a true lover of mankind? The number of proverbs which recog nize the existence and power of the Creator, and the workings of Divine Providence, is remarkable. They are c to be found not only in the Scriptures, mi C . ..11 11 . l . xne scriptures similarly declare mat not a sparrow falls to the ground with out the notice of our Heavenly Father, and that tho hairs of our head are numbered. ixu, iumi- jjam. Just look at him! Do you see that individual with his hat high on the bump 01 selt-estecm his nose turned up at everything distinguished by a frantic disregard ot the -immaculacy of his sllirt" r fle tie of his handkerchief? Mark with what, superciliousness he vics all mundane things. With what i . ,t i uoes ne gaze upon youtns ana grown people, and how contemptible appears everything to his High Dam- tiness that was so attractive, before. tt f ,t f :t .. Ile 13 a iatner ior tne nrst time, and the littlQ tmy, whmmg cherub is at home m embroidered tnuslin; and the baby yes, the naby is . as fat as t"s nine cnuDpy soui: v nat projects are- running in that man's brain in regard 1 . ,1 to me new-comer. nat a J a1 TTTl long way m tne iuturc ne is crazm?? after destiny, and he gees nothing less" mi 4 than a governor, and mayhap a presi dent, in the little chubby boy at home, weighing six and a quarter pounds. And the wife the first baby she ever na ne never tnougnt sue a be a mother; and wild with jot, she is caressing me snapeiess little lump, I " . 1 M . ana goes maa watn nappmess at the contemplation of her dear little sugar piumo oi.an ouspnng six ana quarter pounds! The first baby is a new link to bind tho wedded pair together and cement it the chain weighing exactly six and quarter pounds. We congratu late 6nr friend rmrm the rinrriffinA nf . : rr w hannmess that has hefnllon nirt nml ardently hope he will fall down no cellar-ways, or mtc any coal-holes, in i t,,.? oos:eij to add one to . the numerical strength 0f the country. BhYLX OOLS. J.UC angry man "who sets his ownhouse on fire, m order that. ne may burn his neighbor s. The uum wiw cannot enjoy me cause otners do. lhe robberwho, fo.r the consideration of a few dollars, Eves he orld liberty to hang him. M - ho hypochondriac whose highest haPP1Q1ss consists m rendering him- J?13 in.e miser who starves himself to death, in order that M3 heir mav feast. The slanderer who teU taiC3 lur bl 01 SmnS enemy I L ' i 1 . 1 1 ppu tunny 10 prove mm a uar. Joint Literary L AROR.-Wh en tp committee of the French Academy into the room where they were holding a session. "Glad to see you, M Cuvier' said one of the forty' "we have just finished a definition on which we should like to have vtvnr nr.inirrn We have been defining tho wnrH rmk and have explained it thus: "Crab, a i ouiciii. i uu liHii. uin.t nniv waiKS rrar r wards." "Perfect, gentleman' said If.', n i ' , cuvier, oniy, 11 . you will give me leave, I will make one observation in natural; history. ;The ;crab eis not a fish, it is not red, and it docs not walk backwards: with these exceptions, your definition is excellent." imps. The tear itself often glows liko a diamond on the cheek where the rose and lily blend. Its moral beauty zi a perfect dayuerre. of compassion and benevolence, is still greater -It shor.o. thus on the Savi :ur s cheek at the tomb of Lazarus, and when he wept over; Jerusalem. . It still shines in hi3 &is- ; ciplcs in their mission of rncrcy. Theie ' are, indeed, tears of deceit, like these fabled of the 'crocodile. Let them " . pas3. JN one but a tallen angel would gather them up. There are tears cf gratitude, of joy. These sparkle like the morning dew. - . - Providence doe3 much to. save U3 . from real evil, but we must save our selves from imaginary ones .. 'Tis strange that it should be so hard .. to find the right way, when so many people are ready to show it. When the feelings are touched, tho . character often starts forth like Satan at the touch of Ithuriel's spear 4 Men's positions here do not always, : show their relative value. The. units . and the tens are often transposed. . Political institutions which leavd men free to do what they choose, are fit only for those who choose to do right, Searching ior truth is like sifting for diamonds. We must pursue knowl- ; edge under difficulties, cr getbut litUc of jt. ... . ' Can't afford it. "Come in, Joe; . and let's take a drink." . ' " ; ' "Thank ye Thomas, Can't afford it : "Well, but I'll pay for it." . i "O, I'm not speaking of the money" - "What then?" "Loss of health and energy, moral'; principle, character, peace of' mind self-respect, and a swreet breath." . Safety op Silexce, I beg - you to ' take to heart one maxim, which for5 myself I have ever observed, and ever. ' shall it is, never to say more than "A ' necessary.. The unspoken word never, does any harni; what i3 onco uttered'. cannot be recalled, and no man can' ' . '., forsee its' consequences. Kossuth..' . No mancan benefit his cotcmporarics by perpetual .fault finding. ''. . ' Defer no charities till death; he who does so, is liberal rather with another. . man's goods than with hi3 own. v . The world was never made better by . . railing at it; It seldom grows wiser from the demonstration of Its ctlors. ." The'wisdom of-the serpent and the harmlessness , of. the, dove, are pre scribed as, the true elements of a re- former. ' Gratitude is the fairest blossom' which springs from the soul; "and the heart-of man knoweth none, more frag- :, rant. While its opponent, ingratitude, 1 is a deadly weed; not only poisonou3 -in itself, but impregnating the' Verv. atmo'sphcre in which it grows, with fetid vapor.--Rosea Ballon. :". . - A man: must possess fire in himself" ' before he can kindle up electricity that . 1H .1 . . tnnus tne great popular heart. . . Praise to be valuable, must come" from a good judge. -.- Speak not at all, rather than speak' ill of any one. x - - . Everything may bo mimicked hv hypocrisy but humanity and love united . .. lhe more rare, the more radiant when they meet. . o - ' Rise early to your 'business, learn good things of which you will never . ' repent. ; - . Young-ladies, beware of flashy gen- tlemen. Fine iclothes don't taakfi the ' man. Mustaches, whiskers and frizzled . hair frequently ddorn the vagabond. , there is nothing so bad but it might be worse. An old philosopher, affect-. ed with two diseases, thanked heaven, when one. attacked him, that he was; free from the other; and when squirm ing with the other, was grateful 'that 1 they did not both come together " " "I never take up a newspaperf said ' Dr. Johnsonj "without finding some-' .." thing I would have deemed it a loss . not to have "seen, never without de- riving from it instruction cr amuse ment." ' " : . . , I Diligence puts almost every 3 thing' ' into our power; and it will, in time, make even children capable of the best ; and greatest things, 0 - " " Neither men nor woman can become . Tyhat they .were intended to be 1 by .' carpeting their progress with velvet, . real strength is tested by difficulties. .. The test of good humor is to wako a man up in the middle of the jiight," and ask him to lend vou. five shillings If he makes the change without grum bl- ". ing, he is a good humored man; ' ; V ... L .