The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, September 01, 1915, Page 31, Image 31
" 0 sbptbmbbb; 1915 The Commoner 31 Whether Common or Not y dz 'sy' .yy W r !sdBRt. ( Sympathy He never shed a single tear Nor heaved a tender sigh; Cold, calculating, sharp and clear Was every day, .his eye. Always his judgment rules his deeds, And reason marked his plan; But what this old world really needs Is sympathy from man. It needs the eyes that fill with tears, The throats that knows the rise Of choking lumps, when grief ap pears Far more than judgment wise. It needs the hasty hands that do The gentle things and kind That beating hearts impel them to, Far more than-poise of mind. He felt no touch of other's pain, Nor knew another's woe', He looked on. sentiment as vain, His heart was .cold as snow. , Brain was the god he calmly served, At .every time or place, He thought it shame to be unnerved, Tears were to him disgrace. And yet before all reason calm, The weeping eyes should be: The world ,must have the soothing balm Of tender sympathy. . I sing the hot, impulsive deeds That kindly people do, For these are what the old world I needs Far more than judgment true. Edgar. A. Guest, in Detroit Free Press. His Criticism "I have called to make what I feel' is a just complaint," stated old P. G. Pester, upon entering the sanctum of the able editor of the Weekly Tidette and Faithful Guardian of the Home and Fireside. "While your answers to correspondents column is filled with interesting items and helpful hints, I have not yet found therein just the information I particularly need. "I have read with pleasure the for mula for making White House white wash, how to prevent a rubber plant from stretching, the latest theory of how to concoct invisible ink. I have also observed from time to time data on the ancient Druids, hints on kun quat culture, advice on the raising of hens, and direction for the care of triplets and the taming of madstones. While all this is doubtless valuable to persons in certain predicaments, it does not seem to apply to my case. I need a remedy for mildew on a son-in-law which gives him a dusty appearance and causes him to lop around as if blighted but has not as yet actually killed him. Why, let me tell you what's a fact: That fel low painted his kitchen year before last and the ladder he used has been leaning up against it ever since!" Judge. meal is over, his real life begins. Blended with the buzz of rusty ma chinery, song and profanity, the re maining eighteen hours aro whiled away. When the farm becomes so impoverished that it will raise noth ing but chin whiskers, ho lets the mortgage holder do his worst! "Zim" in Cartoons Magazine. Out of the Mouths of Babes Mother "What do von mpnn hv ordering mo around like that?" Little Joe "Oh, I'm just prac ticing so I'll How how when I get married." "What is meant by 'high explo sives,' Tommies?" asked the teacher. "I guess it must be another name for skyrockets," replied the young ster. Minister ''And what are you go ing to Ue when you grow up, James?" Small James "A philanthropist." Minister "So you can do lots ot good7" Small James "Yes. and besides, a philanthropist always has more money than he needs." Little Annie, aged 4, had become weary of dwelling in a flat, and one day she climbed up on her father's knee and said: "Papa. I do wish vou -would try and save enough money to buy a Dacic yard." Small, Eloise "Mamma, may I send Fido to the dog show next week?" Mamma "No dear; I'm afraid he isn't good enough." Small Eloise "Not good enoueh! Why, Fido never did anything wrong In his life." Sacramento Bee. Great Idea A A Gay Life Is the Farmer's Farm life is an ideal life, especial ly in story l)ooks and upon the the atre stage. The farmer is his own boss and monarch of all the acres that are not plastered with mort gages. He arises with the little birds, hits up the hard, cider in the cellar, then hies himself hither to toy with the cattle, for milking at 4 a. m. is one of the joys of farm life. From the milking stool he wends his way to the wood pile and gleefully chops up a cord or two before the breakfast ca.lL When the morning A small boy, seated on the curb by a telegraph pole, with a tin can by his side, attracted the attention of an old gentleman who happened to bo passing. "Going fishing?" he inquired, good naturedly. "No," the youngster replied; "take a peep in there." An investigation showed the can to be nearly filled with caterpillars. "What in the world are you going to do with them?" asked the old gent. "They crawl up trees and eat the leaves off, don't they?" asked the boy. "So I understand," replied the old gent. "Well," said the boy, "I'm fooling a few of them." "How?" asked the old gent. "I'm going to send them up this telegraph pole," answered the boy.' Chicago Herald. Ho Understood His Profession The professor of jurisprudence in a western university was lecturing to a hundred embryo lawyers. He asked whether everyone in America could own property. One fellow answered, "No, a criminal can't own property." But the professor said, "Suppose a man owns a ranch, gets into trouble with his neighbor, assaults him, and is put into the penitentiary, does he still own the ranch?" The class was unanimous that m "If he did not continue to own it," went on the professor, "what would become of it?" ! ,, That was supposed to settle the SOMETHING THE MATTER WITH THE OLD INCUBATOIt From the St. Joseph News-Press. question, but one boy called out, "The lawyer would get it!" There was a hearty laugh, of course, and the professor add&l: "We learn two things from that apt remark be a lawyer, and don't be a criminal." Youth's Companion. Her Own Idea A certain little girl was discovered by her mother engaged in a spirited encounter with a small friend, who had got considerably worsted In the engagement. "Don't you know, dear," said the mother, "that it is very wicked to be havo so? It was Satan that put it into your head to pull Elsio's hair." "Well, perhaps it was," tlic child admitted, "but kicking her shln3 was entirely my own idea." Sacramento Bee. when I went home, I didn't find my husband waiting at the top of the stairs to upbraid me for neglect. The heartless brute was in bed, sleeping like a top, and actually smiling in his sleep. New York Weekly. They Havo Their Uses Col. E. M. House, talking about his peace mission in Europe, said: "They who decry peace missions and arbitration arguments remind me of the second tramp. "The first tramp, pointing to a large building on a hill said: " 'That there's the blind asylum home.' " 'Blind asylum hoirfe?' said the second tramp scornfully. 'Humph. What's all the winders fur then?' " Washington Star. Ono Fault of a Dog "A pusson's dog, sah, is one thing shawt o' beln' de best friend he' got!" stated old Brother Hawhee, vho was a great hand to philoso phize. "In health ho 'joiccs wid yo'. In sickness he suffers, too; when yo' in jail he's waltin' right outside de do' for yo', and when dey turns you' loose ho greets yo' wid a yell o' wel come. He's yo' guide and companion and friend; but, dad blame him, yo.' kain't borry a dollar off'm him, no mattah if yo' dess nach'ly gotter have it!" Kansas City Star. Something Like Foundries u "What air them kitchenettes I heafL tell of in the cities?" masked Dcacoa Medders, the somewhat honest agri culturist. "They're the places, Uncle Uy.V explained Upson Dowrifr, his city ,nepnew, "in which are, moulded or (cast or somehow produced a flat .dweller's daily round of mealettes.? Judge. Emancipation's Woes First cfubwoman (a few years hence) Men are enough to drive a woman crazy. Second Clubwoman Indeed, they are. First Clubwoman Only .think. For five nights last week I remained at the club terribly late, and yet Family Government Mr. Benedict My daughter is tht initiative and my wife is the refer endum. Mr. Singleton And where do yoiji como in? Mr. Benedict Oh, I'm the recall. They recall my existence whenever the bills come in.' Judge. By the time many a fellow arrive at a conclusion he is so tired he nev er gets away from it. Ex. a 5J &&&.- '..