HP SPir" "' The Commoner VOL. 14, NO. 11 30 ii ', ." " - fM W r ' ffl . IK K r. fv r-f ;.. f&v- $r t" to" SOME DEFINITIONS tho MFH INSU11ANCB A Contract by which a company, in consideration of nnvmntit f onfinin nrKmiiimH. iletoos to nay a definite num at the dcatn oi u j.u.,7 ......... w- . v... , ' " . .. . ,., l.nfllnir tho perfion whoso life is insured, either to his estate oi to m ut.n...u... DIVIDENDS Tho return by the company to tho policyholder of the over charge in tho premium or premiums paid. These vary according to the deatn rato of tho company, tho interest carried on its investments and the cost of con ducting tho business. Dividends on life insurance policies do not -represent profits. This should always bo kept in mind. ANNUAL DIVIDEND Tho amount returned at tho end of each policy year, being tho over-payment mado at the beginning of the year. I)HFKHH13D DIVIDENDS Tho nmottnt returned at tho end of 10, 15 or 20 .years, being the aggregato over-payments made at the beginning of each year. Only those policyholders who livo to the end of the deferred dividend period land who pay all tho premiums on their policies participate In this return of tho over-charge. Tho portion belonging to those who lapso their policies, or dlo beforo tho distributing period, is. forfeited. ' .GUARANTEED DIVIDENDS Tho. repayment of a stipulated amount of the .premium collected, ns live per. cent or nine: per cent. The amount returned is .collectod at the beginning of the .policy year and repaid at tho end, In other words, tho premiums paid ar increased by just the amount which the company agrees to return. . . I When tho Insuring public 'understands the nature of so-called dividends in insurance, that these dividend's do not represent profits at all, but the, return of an over-charge, puro and simple, a very pertinent inquiry is "Do not somo 'other companies issue policies at a lower premium rato and thereby, let tho 'policyholders keep tho 'dividend' or 'over-charge' in their own poaket?," Yes, thero arc a number of companies Issuing such policies. They are. called non-participating policies. Some of the good points of these policies, as Issued by THE MIDWEST LIFE, are: ,, 1. Tho exact cost of tho insurance is guaranteed. 2. Thp Insurance Is' payable immediately upon receipt of proofs of death. 3. Right of insured to change tho benoficiary. -, 4. Graco of 31 days lri payment of all premiums after tho first year. .5. Incontestable after fourteen months except for violation within tho first flyo years of tho condition's as to" military or naval service in time of war. 6. Tho proceeds of tho policy will be paid in Installments on request. . 7.. Automatic dxtended insurance after payment of premiums for threo years in case of default in tho payment of any subsequent premium. 8. Paid-up insurance in case of default in payment of any premium after ' th"o third year, if applied for within forty days after such default. 9. Loan values after premiums have been paid for threo years. 10. Cash surrender values after premiums have been paid for three years. 11. An extremely "libern,l reinstatement provision. Wrlto for any additional information, and your letters will receive prompt and courtcpus attention. The Midwest Life N. Z. 3NELX, President A NEBRASKA STOCK COMPANY SELLING NON-PARTICIPATING LIFE INSURANCE ONLY FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING. LINCOLN. Whether Common or Not Grandpa There's no one in this whole world who knows as much as grandpa does. I sometimes think that he must be the wisest man that ever was. He can predict the weather better than the regular weather man; He doesn't always guess it right, but, then, no other feller can. N He always tells us, far ahead) how all elections will come' out; He's seen so many hot campaigns as never lias the slightest doubt. ,Of course,-he. often- makes mistakes,. and very seldom callp the turn, But there are very few who can, that is so far as I can learn. He's got a safe, sure remedy for every ill that man can find; There's no disease that he can't cure or none that I can call to mind;. Of course, sometimes, they don't get well, but that is just part of the game; A lot of doctors that I know in this town must admit the same; His knowledge is as free as- air; he always peddles out advice Without the form of being asked; his ' wisdom is beyond all price. . Some fellows who have followed it have made their fortunes; .some have not; For grandpa's human like the rest, although he's liked an awful lot. Brooklyn Eagle. Ceremonious BARGAIN OFFER for Limited Time to New or Renewing Subscribers THE COMMONER m THRICE-A-WEEK NEW YORK WORLD, both One Year for Only One Dollar. Address Orders to THE COMMONER, Lincoln, Nebr SOUTHERNi IDAHO IRRIGATED LANDS No drouths. No floods. No crop failures. Mild winters Cool summers. Good water rights. Land very fertile and pro ductive. Price $45.00 per acre up for fully paid up water right For further information write W. B. MILLSON Jerome, Idaho, Box 266 If there is one thing a commercial traveler dislikes more than another it Is elaborate ceremony; and if the spirit of his profession is in him he generally finds some way to let his prejudices be known. une evening a traveling salesman from Cincinnati happened to sit down at a hotel table in company with half a dozen state legislators, who talked with excessive formality. It was "Will the gentleman from Hardin do this?" and "does tho gentleman from Franklin want that?" the ordinary form of direct address being carefully eschewed. For nearly ten minutes the com mercial traveler suffered in silence. Then he turned to the waiter and aaia in aeep, oratorical tones: "Will the centlfimnn fi-nm t7!H,;t please pass te butter?" The remedy was effectual. Phila delphia Public Ledger. Invisible Samples Dr. Hai'vey W. Wiley was asked to speak at the southern Chautauqua. On arriving at tbo rnT, nt ,i town he was accosted by an old-time negro. "Dis way, cap'n, dis way! I kin take yo' anywhar you want to go. The doctor followed, and was con ducted to an old chaise of the vintage of the early nineteenth century. The to assist the doctor to his seat. I have no luggage," answered thl Sn ' l6tt my "Hotel, sah?" taua!:a"p6aPr5!?th0'l0CtOT!""'C"a- dat amVbutVWft somehow," and climbing into tlm front seat he drove. on. A little way along, and the driver seemed concerned. Turning to the doctor. "Am yo' got any kin' o' pa'ticlah bizness at dat park?" he in quired -with manifest concern. The doctor thinking to simnlifv matters said, "Well, yes, I am goine to sell some things." 8 "Oh, yes, yo 's one o' dem kin' or' drummer men, spoke the negro with quick understanding. "I might be called that." nPrC the doctor tentatively. , k "MighfrAhvinquiah, sah, what you The doctor smiled. "Some call it wit and some wisdom," he answered "Yas, sah?" said the driver; then after some mediation. "Yo am rt fust drummer, sah, dat Ah evah see who did n cairy any samples wiv him, sail." Wichita -Eagle. ' IViebbeo There was a certain bishop who had a pleasant habit of chatting with anybody he mishti meet durincr his country, walks. - One day he came across a lad who was looking after some pigs by the roadside, and tho bishop paused, to., ask him wliat he was doing, that being his usual open ing to conversation. "Moindin swine," the lad replied, stolidly. The bishop nodded .his head thoughtfully. "Ah, is that so?" he commented. "And how much do you earn a week?"' ' - ; "Two shillin's" was the reply. "Only two shillings?" remarked the bishop. Then he continued, pleasantly, "I, too, am a shepherd, but I get more than two shillings." The lad looked at him suspiciously for a minute, then he said, slowly: "Mebbe you gets more swoine nor mG to moind." Tit-Bits. A Narrow Escapo When on a visit to this country, some time go, Captain D. P. Burton, the famous English yachtman, who sailed the Shamrock IV., told of an experience that a party named Hans stacked up against. Hans had a small shop in the .city, and on leaving it to go home one evening, he accidentally turned on the gas jet. Early on the following morning Hans reappeared, and just as he opened the door he struck a match to light his pipe. Among the things that happened was Hans, and when the force of the explosion died out, he was rolling up against a tree along the curbstone. Instantly several people rushed to his assistance. "Are you hurt, Hans?" they solicit ously cried, lifting him to his feet. "No, I haindt hurt," answered Hans, "but it looks as if I shoost got oudt in time." Philadelphia Telegraph. Arguing With a Woman "Dar ain't no satisfaction in a batin' wid a 'oman!" disgruntediy declared old Brother Stookey. "era ladies isn't got no un'ersta'in nus sah, dey ain't got no mental grasp, as yo' niought say. Now, in de abgy munt dat me and muh wife had last night 'bout a p'int in de Scripters, 'spite o' de fact dat I dug up a pausei o' fine, big words and flung 'em a her, I couldn't convince her. I roim " -" UOIU HU1UUUUUS5 BUUJluo . I Battle of Bunkey Hill, I did sounw . f d "