pflRVV The Commoner VOL. 14, NO. 2 30 Pr 1 A Car For Luxury Loving People Cartercar Colonial Coupe Fully Equipped, Price $1900 Seats Three People With Comfort yy3B0E IKLaHHilflHHIHjKbrAP Gearess Transmission Electric Starter Electric Lights This Cartercar Colonial Coupe presents an appeal to comfort loving people, both men and women, that is hard to resist. And that is just the end we havestriven for in designing and building Model 5-0. Like all Cartercars, it has the simple two unft patent drive system which makes potent every ounce of pull in the sturdy four cylinder valve enclosed silent engine. The gearless transmission also makes starting and stopping" a pleasure. The wheels and disk roll gently together so as to avoid all quick, jerky movements as the engine takes hold or lets go. This Cartercar Model is very popular with Ihe ladies, also physicians and professional men. DESOItll'TIOK OF MODKI, 5-C OutHldo llnlsh Raven blue, black chassis. Insldo finish, upholstory In fine loathor and dark bluo broadcloth, dark bluo seaming laco and silk curtains, flashes In rich shade of Gonulno San Domingo Mahogany, French plato glass windows and doors, doimi light In celling. Three passengers are accommo dated comfortably, an extra seat utilizing the spaco between the reg ular seat and tho dash. This seat can bo folded out of the way when only two persons are riding. Is right hand driven and has doors opening both sides affording easy entrance no matter which way you drlvo up to tho curb. Whether Common or Not Tho Coupe has all the easy elegance and refined luxury of an electric, yet tho sterling worth and extraordinary ability of a Carter car. Will you ride in one? Write us. CARTERCAR COMPANY PONTIAC, MICHIGAN Branches at New York, Chicago, Detroit, Kansas City and Atlanta Old Fashioned Stuff I knew a kid one day Who looked beyond wide orchard lanes of white To where a fellow held the laureled way Of fame and name and fortune in the fight; A kid who heard life calling, and who turned To catch tho echo of far-marching feet Where crimson fires of glory flashed and burned Along the borders of the swarming street. I know a fellow now Who looks across gray years with weary eyes Beyond the laurel and tho olive bough To rose-sweet dreams beneath re membered skies. To fields of golden harvest and the glow Of God's lost sunshine waning to the gleam Of star-lit dusk back home, so long ago It only seems the phantom of a dream. I know a fellow who Would give life's motley fame again to bo In orchard drifts where lost winds wander through And whisper sighing from the bending tree; Who dreams at each gray dusk within his den Of old time honor and old fashioned truth, And cries to God to lead him back again And leave him with the clean, bravo faith of youth. Grantland Rice in Collier's. topics, when Miss Katharine Gray, the theatrical star, told of Uncle Rastus' interpretation of circum stantial evidence. Uncle Rastus, it seems, was ar rested on a charge of rallying around a chicken coop, and on being fo,und guilty by the jury, was given a short term in jail. One day a sympathetic friend called to ee Rastus, and questioned him on how his present unfortunate condition came to pass. "Dey jes done sent me .ter jail when dey jiadn't no right ter," elo quently answered Rastus. "Dat's what my lawyer tole 'em. I wah con victed on circumstantial ebidence." "Dat doan sound good ter me, Rastus," dubiously remarked the friend, shaking his head. "What am circumstantial ebidence?" "From de way dat I understand it," explained Rastus, "circumstantial ebidence am de feathers dat yo' leave around when yo' nab got done wid de chicken." Philadelphia Telegram. Always There always is a petition of some kind to bo signed. There always is a chance to buy a ticket for the benefit of some charity. Always there is an insurance prera- Attractive Clubbing Offers .3 m r i 2. B ti O B M Roosevelt's Joke FRFF 25 BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS ' ?UL 1 No Two Alike FREE to Subscribers of THE COMMONER To the first 100 subscribers paying their subscriptions for one year or mote at the regular rate of $1.00 per year, we will give absolutely free one set of these Post Cards. They aro assorted floral, sentimental, anni versary and motto cards, such as retail from one cent to five cents each. Come early with your subscription and get a set. 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