The Commoner
OCTOBEK, 1913
81
Zbz new
Currency
Bill
providing for tho Regional
Reserve Banks will do
much towards increasing
the stability of tho finances
of tho country.
Rigid and competent
supervision of national
banks should come with
tho new law failures liko
tho First-Second National
Bank of Pittsburgh, Pa.,
should bo much lessened
bad banking should be
checked In its Incipiency.
Banks should not bo
permitted to run for years
in an insolvent condition,
but when forced to close,
it is not just for tho de
positors to bear the loss
a national guaranty law
is necessary and in tho fu
ture inevitable. Oklaho
ma stato banks guarantee
their deposits they merit
your business. Protect
your Idle funds. Send- for
booklet and copy of law
today.
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State Bank
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AddwiM Br.tdoi!tMnBe"t- Giro axpreas office.
box filled with sawdust. And the
sarsaparllla and Mexican mustang
liniment over in the corner. And
every Saturday evening tho boys
played quoits In front, whilo tho
elders congregated within to talk
politics and settle tho affairs of the
country. Washington Post.
Ills Least Need
Oscar W. Underwood, at an al
fresco luncheon in Birmingham, Bald
to a man who opposed all tariff
changes:
"The way you'd treat the tariff,
my good sir, reminds me of tho poor
duffer who, weak from hungor, col
lapsed in Market street.
"A crowd gathered round, and
then, as is always the way, three or
four began to shove back the crowd,
yelling:
" 'Give him air! Give him air!'
"At this the sufferer raised his
head from the sidewalk, smiled bit
terly and said:
"Air? Gime me air? Why, yents,
I've had nothing but. air for the last
three days.' "
f. --
Miracle of System
John Purroy Mitchell, the anti
Tammany candidate for mayor of
New York, praised system at a
dinner.
"There's nothing like system," he
said. "System will accomplish the
impossible.
"The director of a recent art show
was a fine chap for system. One day
he arrived at the show without his
pass and the gateman, a stranger,
held him up.
" 'I have no pass nor ticket,' said
the system exponent, 'but I am the
director of the show.'
" 'You'll have to produce your
ticket, sir.'
" 'But I tell you I'm the director
high mucky-muck boss.'
" 'I can't help it, sir; I'm forbid
den to let '
" 'Yes, I know,' said the director
impatiently, 'but, my good fellow, as
the director, I give you permission
to let me pass.' " Exchange.
Luke McLuko Says
Lots of men can live within their
incomes. But the guards lock them
up in their cells every night.
Charity covers a multitude of sins,
but pimples always show through.
Some girls wear well, but most of
them wear off.
A financier is a man who can buy
his wife a $9 ball-bearing washing
machine and make her forget that
what she wanted was an automobile.
They have laws against all other
forms of gambling, but you can
marry for money any time you
want to.
It comes natural for a boy to lov2
his mother because he will never
realize how much pain and. worry he
has caused her.
There was a time when Mother
kept Father waiting for an hour
while she dressed. But things have
changed, and nowadays Mother is
usually waiting for Father to get
through dolling up. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
PATENTS
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Patent .La wyer, Washington,
XaiMM..nn ., T. " Advice and books tree.
reasonable. Hinjt reference, Bttrtiiervlwa
Pointed Paragraphs
Mild weather predictions never
take the place of a fall overcoat.
The fluent talker never seems so
interesting after the first session.
Those strange bedfellows of poli
tics are often restless sleepers.
There is a proper place for man's
backbone. Do not poke it at every
one you meet.
If your attempts at flattery have
no effect on women, it is time for you
to say good night.
nonnwinnnllv vou can discover
traits of character by observing a
citizen gnaw corn from the cob.
Chicago News.
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