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John Finley, in the Independent. - ing talked in the lobby of a Wnh ington hotel the other night when Congressman Daniel A. Drtscoll of New York, recalled an incident that recently happened in the Emnira state. In a certain town, so related tho congressman, there is a colored church of some pretensions, which has among its members a party named Rastus who was always de pended upon to come across with his share of the coal fund. Some time ago some alterations were mado to the church, which in cluded a new heating plant, and when the work was done the parson went aTound among the members with the hat, speaking eloquently of tne cneeriui giver. "I s'pose, Bruddah Rastus," said the parson, seating himself in tho former's parlor, "dat yo' am willln' to gib fo' de coal fun' de same dat ye' gib las' yeah." "Dah's wah yo' git stung, pahson" laughed Rastus, goodnaturedly, "I ain't gibin' nothin' fo' de coal fun dis yeah." "Why, Bruddah Rastus," ex claimed the wondering dominie, "whatebah hab come obah yo? What am de mattah wid dat coal fun'?" "Look yeah, pahson," returned Rastus, continuing to smile, "yo kain't fool me one minnit! Doan I know dat yo' done gone hab steam heat put in dat church las' week?" Philadelphia Telegraph. Name 0-O3! AddreBa (Offer good for now or renewing subscribers, either paper.) -. Facing tho Crisis "Gentlemen, we must retrench." The president of the great railroad faced the board of directors. Every face there blanched at the thought. "Yes," he continued, "something must be done to maintain our repu tation for integrity and for that sound and conservative business policy which has been one of our dis tinguishing traits. For, I regret to say, the interstate commerce com mission does not understand or ap preciate our condition. The cost of living has increased so much that, alasl I fear disaster, in view of the fact that we are not permitted to raise our rates. Gentlemen, some thing must be done." All eyes were turned to the speaker. At last, with a voice that trembled with emotion, one of the directors leaned forward. "What can you suggest?" he whis pered hoarsely. "I fear the worst'. We must cut our dividend." A deathly silence ensued. It was felt that the fate- of several steam yacnts was In the balance. Every man there Instantly realized what it would mean. "Can nothing else be done?" "Nothing." 'Another director leaned forward. "Gentlemen," he whispered, "let us defer this until, say, day after to morrow, tms will give ua time to sell out our holdings at the present prices and buy them back verv ran oh lower after this dreadful news has passed out." One by one they shook his hand. From Life. I r- i- t Couldn't Fool Rastus The ease with which some people are fooled was the topic that was be- Helping a Brother Referring to brotherly lovo tha other night, Senator William H. Thompson, of Kansas, said ho never saw it. more beautifully exemplified than the way in which Green helped his friend Brown over a rather diffi cult place. Some time ago, so related the senator, the Greens called at tho home of the Browns. Brown, not expecting the call, was absent from tho domestic camp. "Oh, Mr. Green," remarked Mrs. Brown during the conversation, "I want to ask you something! I was looking through my husband's desk this afternoon and found some of the queerest tickets you ever saw. One was marked, 'Mudhorse, 8 to 1 ai other was marked 'Getaway, 10 to l and so on like that. What do you suppose they refer to?" "That's an easy one, Mrs. Brown, was the smooth rejoinder of Green. "Your husband is probably making a study of archaelogy." "Archaeology!" was tho wonder ing rejoinder of Mrs. Brown, w you really think bo? How very in teresting!" A "Yes," responded Brother Green, "those queer looking tickets yoj found are undoubtedly relics or lost race." Philadelphia Teiesrov- Good for the Feo They were speaking about tM peculiar cases that lawyers occasion ally stack up against the other nisw when Congressman Swager swriwj of Kentucky, was reminded o r an u cident that recently happened in one. of the southern states. nrnnnn A lawyer sot a note one afternoon the congressman said, asking " n i hurry to the county jail.. BJJJgJ bars the lawyer found a colored I paw named 'Rastus, who M .charge with appropriating things without permit. 'Rastus needed ?, "So you want me to defend you, 'Rastus' remarked the lawyer, aiw" JJ.T'ft .r l-'-&MI '4 - ' ' tftJ1CJiiyL..ifcvMji!JL.vrtyrf.,.MC