J AjT&WjrVTZ i' k i s Ms. 10 The Commoner; VOLUME 13, NUMBER CHEATING THE STAGE "Why is thoro no groat American dramatist?" askod tho art pessimist. "Because," ropliod tho sardonic managor, "when an Amorlcan Is cap ablo of thinking up a first-class prac tical plot and dressing It up In good spocchos ho doesn't bother about tho theater. Ho goes Into politics." Washington Star. WASHINGTON NEWS ivtLm& AflliMnirM PMMl.fH.&l.u lilts or pilm ton, Is a wlto strctclrraml Jpllcer. wA nn! stump puller, vhe, climp, vrrench, o cr press, rtc. I'.iicnlc I niiionnilc Icuttirci nuka It work ranitr fliul mucker. Siv i c t ol clrvm tixds. 10 rnjn Fllh'J trial, Mala and Count) Aucnl.i Wanted. WiMe (ortivr lur Iwoklrt and exclusive tcrtlloi v. inluuiiiUn Jack to., Iu I Ml IllouuirielJ, Jnd. 01 I Can Use 150 Mm Would you tnko n Htomly job nulllni; my quick moving, nappy lino of soniw. perfumoa and toilet preparation? No ttxpcrlonco nouuocl. I pay cash; no premium. If you nro looking for nn unununl opportunity for making big money quick wrlto tno n nostlaylntr, "Mail fulipnr tieularn." AtMres E. lit. OAVIS, President E. M. DAVIS CO., A I f)5 Davis Mock, Chicago J 110 HUIIUIO UUIUUUI UWU uuuuuo rganized and prepared to make tho senato what Senator Kern calls "democratic not only In name but In practical result." Senator Clarke of Arkansas was selected as president pro tempore and other ofllcers were chosen as follows: Secretary, James M. Baker, South Carolina. , Sorgeant-at-arms, Charles P. Ilig- gins, Missouri. Chaplain, Forest Washington, D. C. J. Pretttman, PATENTS 111) 1 1(1 fnrfimrv for tmi Hnr froo liookha tflH how, and ..,!., . .. I .. ... iuit i iiim'iii inr rmn. Jmnkers uiul iniuiufiu'turern rok'icnco.s. Tonus icnAoiiulilc. D. SWIFT & CO. 351 Savonth Street, WASHINGTON, D. C. Railway Mail Clerks n'",,'lc,L rm motion (o mm. Kxmnlnntlons May 3 in oivrv'iuilS" Common filiinitloii Milflrlont will, y coaclil r 1 nil lii'oi matlon In e. Wrlto Tor booklet W 10 c' Jiarl Hoi.kliiH, asliliiKtou. 1). C. ITEXA Keller. West Vireinia. Acting assistant' doorkeeper, Carl A. Loeffler, Pennsylania. Tho personnel of the finance com mittee, which Is to handlo all tariff bills, Is as follows: Democrats: Chairman, Senator Simmons, North Carolina; Senators Stone of Missouri. Williams of Mis sissippi; Johnson, Maine; Shively, Indiana; Gore, Oklahoma; Thomas, Colorado; James, Kentucky; Hughes, New Jersey. Republicans: Senators Penrose, Pennsylvania; Lodge, Massachusetts; McCumber, North Dakota; Smoot, Utah; Galllnger, New Hampshire; Clark, Wyoming; La Follette, Wis consin. The complete personnel of the leading committees, including demo crats and republicans has been agreed upon as follows: Appropriations Democrats, Sena tors Martin (Virginia), chairman; Tillman, (S. Carolina) ; Culberson, (Texas) ; Overman, (North Caro lina) ; Owen, (Oklahoma); Smith, (Maryland); Chilton, (West Vir ginia) ; Lea, (Tennessee) ; Bryan, (Florida); Shafroth. (Colorado.) Republican, Senators Warren, Assistant doorkeeper, Thomas W. (Wyoming); Perkins, (California ; )llcr, West Virginia. Galllnger, (New Hampshire) ; Smoot, the secretary of agriculture, when LeniiVedAhTe rom th0 naoS3 capital. A large reception com mittee met him at tho union station and escorted him to the university campus. Plans had been made to set off seventeen bombs, as the pro cession approached the campus. Jur before the Houston party arrived however, a funeral procession passed and mistaking the cortege for the student parade, those in charge of the fireworks set off sixteen of the bombs. A loving cup was pre sented to Secretary Houston bv thr students. Richard Olney has declined the position of ambassador to Grpir Britain. Uleat SLAND BIG BARGAIN in Choice, 30 Acre Tract near thriving City of Houston FOR SALE 30 acres of the most desirable and best located land in the rich farming tract near Houston, Texas, known as Allison- Rlchoy Suburban Gardens. This land is within a few blocks of the railway station, Almeda a suburb of Houston and will be sold at a reasonable price, or will trade for good Nebraska farm land or city property. Write at once for further particulars to Department B, Commoner Office, Lincoln, Nebraska Rare Small Farm Opportunity m 1 exas uulr Coast Country bring you futuro returns r I vn! 1 investment that will acre tract of lad? ocated two miles nL??,? choIce 3- M- aS IKS r r" &3st ad immediate possession. An ee LiCS Wlth Pllege of section has proven more Profitable timn irS aCJ'e tract in this sections. Fruit and sMmbrlrdTTe farms In many cotton and sugar cm?X the ing season. Thriving community iood qMi?o ,' ? ntls of grow aud fruit-growers association Shin ? nr5 ? cn ": truck tion of tho United States and sets higW 12?" than any sec the best markets of the world g Prices; in eas' access of Write for,further particulars, terms, etc., to T. S. ALLEN, Fraternity Building Lincoln, Neb. " - (Utah' nilvof nJonnovlvn-nin' Dillingham, (Vermont) ; Jones, (Washington.) Foreign Jtelations Democrats, Senators Bacon, (Georgia), chair man; Stone, (Missouri); Shiv ely, (Indiana); Clarke, (Arkansas); Hitchcock, (Nebraska) ; O'Gorman, vicr iuu;, wunams, uviississip pi); Swanson, (Virginia); Pome rene, (Ohio); Smith, (New Mexico). Republicans, Senators Lodge, (Mas sachusetts); Smith, (Michigan); Root, (New York); McCumber, (North Dakota ) ; Sutherland, (Utah); Borah, (Idaho); Burton, (Ohio). Judiciary Democrats, Senators Culberson, (Texas), chairman; Over man, (North Carolina); Chilton, (West Virginia) ; O'Gorman, (New York); Fletcher, (Florida); Reed, (Missouri); Ashurst, (Arizona); bhields, (Tennessee); Walsh, (Mon tana); Bacon, (Georgia).- Republi cans, Clark, (Wyoming); Nelson, (Minnesota) ; Dillingham, (Ver mont) ; Sutherland, (Utah); Bran- utee, t Connecticut); Cummins, (Iowa); Root, (New York). Banking and Currency (new) Democrats, Senators Owen, (Okla homa), chairman; Hitchcock, (Ne braska) ; O'Gorman, (New York); Re.ed (Missouri); Shafroth, (Colo rado); Hollls, (New Hampshire); Pomerene, (Ohio). Republicans, Nelson, (Minnesota); Bristow rw2S)i B?rt0 (01li0)' Jnes, setts) J CS' (Massach: Senator Clarke, or' Arkansas, has been slated for chairman of the com 3i ee ? !01?merce. which handles river and harbor improvement legis lation; Senator Hoke Smith has been K2ildit0e.flna,lce wamittoo and m as chairman of the committee on educat on and labor; Senator phham,be,rlaln hfs been selected or the chairmanship of the public lands committee, and Senator Luke Lea is After being defeated Senator Till man announced that he cheerfully bowed to the will of the majority. while visiting in WasWngto' S body was taken to Crooklton', S d! Mr. Bryan left Washincton fnW Tuesday he addressed the I iSSi legislature. Wednesday nlirht hS particinatPrt in , nignt he dinner at Lincoln, Jan bIrthday ty of Washingtoa MivBMif nd facul their ohancenV DaH5S?S President NWilson sent to the senate the following nnmiT,nu. To be first assistant postmaster general, D. C. Roper of South Caro lina. To be third assistant postmaster general, Alexander M. Dockery of Gallatinr Mo., formerly governor of Missouri. To be fourth assistant postmaster general, James L Blakeslee of To be United States judge for the district of Porto Rico, Peter J Hamilton of Alabama. To be commissioner of labor. Charles P. Neill (reappointment). A dispatch to the Chicago Record Herald says: Secreatry of State Bryan may become Sunday school teacher after the heaviest of the pre liminary work in his ofiicial capacity is cleared away. Dr. MacLeod of the First Presbyterian church, a close personal friend of the secretary, is especially anxious to have the Ne braskan lead one of the young men's classes in the- church. Mr.. Bryan, always accommodating, and not al together inexperienced 4n Sunday school teaching, is considering the ronnant C lr -r v . . v,h-.oi. wj. mr. iYj.aoL.eou. xne sec retary has taught Sunday school classes a number of times. The department of agriculture re port for Marcn 1 snows 156,483,000 ?" ?m 1J?r??JLeat sf11 on farms and 1,89,655,000 of corn' still' unmarketed. An Associated Press dispatch says: Opposition to the confirma tion of Dr. Neill, reappointed by president Wilson as commissioner of labor statistics, and developed among southern democratic senators and threatened to be -the first serious obstacle encountered by the new president in his dealings with the senate. Senators Tillman of South arolina and Overman of North Carolina opposed Neill's reappoint- 5l eCa,UaS?. of a rePrt to bad made in 1911 upon conditions of an7 and the- character of women and child laborers in the southern cotton manufacturing, states. q-d? Associated Press dispatch fSJ ; 0flwine wUle served during Mrl w f?Ur years at the tables of mXMod?,w W1Ison' wife o th0 Eidfte,Ui Mrs Thonia3 Marshall, w t e Presldent, or Mrs. nf'flfnJ ?rya5 wl'e of the secretary of state, and It has been announced ?niWiTSs oC other cabinet mem bers will follow their lead. sav6 fihlnBSton (D- C- Po3t reS;hWi?e President Wilson al foamnim! disP?nsed with some of the oWrv U,lef Whlch hItherto have been ?Tm?Led bJ occuPaQts of the White hR inJ? demonstrated recenUy that nntSd obsertve rigidly the inter Prnw?,1 amenIties of his office. In wmI? Se most formaI ceremony JS.JW Wison has ever par dlnfomn h7M-' WS PrsentatIon Jo the aipiomatic corps accredited to Wash-