- 'Ai T5 , The Commoner. VOLUME 11, NUMBER 24 14 i I. Aw ft I: i A. r ft GOOD FOR MORE THAN TWKNTV YEARS In rqply to tho question of the Columbus Enquiror-Sun, "Will Bryan rotiro?" Tho Houston Post Answers: "Oh, yes! every night, but Is up bright and early soon after tho Pullman porter calls him in tho Subscribers' Jttiwrtfsiita Dept. ThIs department is tor tho benefit of Commoner subscribers, and a special rato of nix cents a word per Insertion tho lowost rato has boon mado for them. Addross all communications to Tho Commonor, Lincoln, Nobranka. YANTED WALNUT AND CHERRY W lumber, Rrccn or dry. Cash paid. C. J. Prank, Logansport, Ind. Mr J. X Mil jx x a KuxuitNuu. Froo report as to Patentability Illustrated Uuld Hook, nnd MstofTnvontlonBWiuilcd, sentlreo. VICTOlt J. EVANS & CO., Washington. 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Addreu,..,, ............ .......... .M..M fieturn mall will brlns Vrtt trial rlapao,, morning." That is really ono of tho cloverest things Balloy has said for a long time, and when subjected to earoful analysis shows, among other things, in tho first place that Mr. Bryan does "retire," that is to say goes to bed, and in tho second place, that he is so abundant and constant in his efforts to spread himself all over tho country that he frequently goes to bed in a sleeping car, which moans, of course, that ho is ever mindful of the interests of the people, and ever ready at night to serve them wbftnovor ho is called in the morn ing, having a clear conscience, void of offenso except towards a few of his most sincere admirers, whom bo does not understand, and not under standing will not forgive. We have no-doubt that ho sleeps. He is fif teen years older now than he was when ho began his great crusade agalpst the established order, and yet ho is as bright and fresh as a daisy with every new day that comes; good, wo should say, for at least twenty years more of strenuous pursuit. Richmond Times-Dispatch. OSBORN FOR JUDICIAL RECALL Again is the recall, applicable to tho judiciary, urged in a governor's message: this time by Chase b. Osborn of Michigan. Governor Os born vetoed a bill repealing -the existing law that judges of the su premo court should reside at the state capitol. In his message return ing the bill without his approval to the legislature, he says: "This bill has been lobbied for actively by members of the supreme court actuated by selfish purposes. While this may be their privilege, It Indi cates the finite character of our courts, and proves to my mind that any recall law that might be enacted should apply to the judiciary with equal force as to other officers of government." La Follette's. 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This offor sent to as many addresses as desired at 50 cents ach. THE AMERICAN HOMESTEAD, Lincoln, Neb. SEND THIS COUPON TODAY The American Homestead, Lincoln, Neb, Gentlemen: Enclosed find -EO'c to nnv for ITho Amorlcan Homestead for-two years, and Free and postpaid. , i- - & Namo P. O. SHAKESPEARE'S BIRTHDAY By John Jay Frainey, in the American Eagle: The recent suc cessful engagement at the Shubert theater in Kansas City of those mar velous and matchless artists, E. H. Sothern and Julia Marlowe, to a largo extent dissipates the idea pre valent among some peoplo that the plays of Shakespeare are on the de cline, and tends to arouse and stimu lato the thought that tho unsurpass able dramas of Shakespeare will con tinue to challenge the admiration of posterity as long as generations of human mortals come and go upon tho waves of time, for this healthy, dramatic sentiment tho peoplo are largely indebted to Mr. Lee and Mr. Sam Shubert, who not only have an high appreciation of the rendition of the higher order of finished art and are not tainted with that degreo of commercial piracy that some theatri cal managers have, which deadens the ardor and hinders the growth and development of great actors by feeding and stimulating a public taste for frivolous things on the stage. The successful appearance of such finished artists as Sothern and Mar lowe also has an influence in revis ing thought upon the life, times, character and mental superiority of William Shakespeare, whose birth at Stratford on Avon, in England, oc-' curred on April 23d, three hundred and forty-seven years ago. The event of a great man's birth is one that is usually commemorated by admiring friends, there are no great men excepting those who have ren dered great service to the human race, it has been said with more or less truth, that some men are born great, others achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. We are advised, by, from and through accredited historical sources, that a few men in the fields of human activity have achieved greatness, Nlmrod, the founder of the Babj'lo nian empire, accomplished much in the art of war and has been styled by accredited historians as Nimrod the Great. Cyrus, the head of the Persian dynasty, by reason of the employment of superior military skill, successfully contended against the armed forces that were bent upon the invasion and 'destruction of his dominions, thereby earning for him self the title of Cyrus the Great. Sennacherib, the king of the Assy rans, by reason of his successful in vasion of India, has been assigned a place in history as Sennecherib the Great. Sesostris, the celebrated Egyptian king, whose name and fame was made by his valor in war, as well as his genius in erecting the titanic edifices, known to Egyptian civili zation as the Solomon temples, the oberdlsks and the pyramids, is re garded In history as Sesostris the Great. Alexander, the king of the Mace donians, whose successful attack against Darius and his wonderful army of Persians, is regarded bv competent, respectable and accredit ed historians, as the greatest piece or military stratagem of ancient times, and history refers to him as Alexander the Great. So it is "with Hannibal, Scipio, Caesar, Pompey, Charlemagne, Frederick, Napoleon and others whose human achieve ments whether justly or not, have earned for them the title of great. But In the eloquently expressive and wonderfully impressive language of Victor Hugo, when man shall have theater and sphere of his own ago, state which condition can and will be brought about through the thorough development of the human mind, the dischargo of the warrior will have been signed, his fame will have faded in the distance and his greatness will have gradually passed away. The triumphs of the warrior aro usually bounded by tho narrow theater and sphere of hi own age, when the victorious achievements of the military chieftain shall have been forgotten or shall have been remembered only in the song of the ministrel or the page of the chroni cler. The lofty Intellectual labors of Shakespeare will continue to shine on and on in ages now unborn and accents yet unknown. An eminent French philosopher of the seventeenth century is credited with the statement that all great men had great fathers and that all great fathers and all great men must needs have had great mothers, in fact, that the greatness that men have achieved in this world could be largely attributed to the refining civilizing and humanizing influence of mothers, that it was mothers who made the home, wherein dwelt those two-fold potential influences of vir tue and love, which when associated, are like a lily with a heart of fire and might be classed the fairest flower in all this world. The mother of Shakespeare dowered her son with passion and imagination that was un limited in its powers to attract and rivet the attention of his fellow men, nothing is known of her, however, beyond her beautiful maiden name. In the year 1557, Miss Mary Arden, a modest, graceful,' chaste, pure and beautiful English maiden of Wilmincote, Warwickshire, was wedded to Mr. John Shakespeare, a very substantial citizen of Stafford shire, England. The sweet, silent hours of marriage joys of this fortu nate couple were . clustered with peace, prosperity, happiness and pa ternal love. She being the imper sonation of purity, chasity, love, beauty, and grace; he being the em bodiment of a magnificent physique, splendid moral courage, heroism, rugged, honesty and a good true Christian spirit, their two lives like uniting streams, flowed on as one, their highest ideal being to improve themselves both in heart and in brain so a to be -worthy of each others love and affection. William Shakespeare was the third child born of this happy union, which great event took place at Stratford on Avon, April 23, 15 G4. The early life of William Shakes peare is measureably speaking, shrouded in mystery. He studied at the grammar school, v subsequently married at a comparatively early age, went to London, made a comfortable fortune, which enabled him to enjoy that enviable position of being above want and the fear of want not too rich or too poor a condition most desirable for all of us more or less. Anything more than this would have been a nuisance to him; anything less would have been inconvenient, otherwise he would not have writ ten these incomparable lines, "If thou art rich thou art poor, for like an ass whose back with ingots bow thou bearst thy riches but a jour ney and death comes along and un loads thee." There is no part of history so tobacco Hal Banished DR. ELDERS' TOBACCO BOON BANISHES all forma of Tobacco Habit in 72 to 120 hours. A P tlvo, quick and permanent roliof. Easy to take. No craving for Tobacco after tho flrat doe. Ono to throo boxoa for all ordinary caaoa. We euaran toe tobuUb In every case or refund money. Sen for our free booklet glYlne full Information. 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