The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, June 16, 1911, Page 13, Image 13
- f. r.i"7Spj,''!;-i"wr'.- i r-v JUNE 16, 1911 The Commoner. 13 krmmoaor(ot Tho Fan I want to get out on the bleachers, Unmindful of withering heat, Along with my wild fellow creatures Who there on equality meet. I want to set my voice a roaring, And shriek at His Umps till I'm hoarse; I want to dance juba when scoring A man on tho home team, of course. I want to fill lungs, full of weathor, And eyes full of cloud and of sky; A hint of the woodland and heather Out there where the wide stretches ' lie. My brain is a cobwebby attic; It's grimed with the dust of the years; My limbs have grown weak and rheu matic I long for the pastime that cheers. I want to see Ty Cobb or "Matty." I yearn for His Umps strident call. To get on the bleachers I'm batty; I've just'got to see 'em play ball! I want to get out on the bleachers And sit with the genuine fans; To take a full part with the screech ers. Unmindful of hot sun that tans. I want to sit sans coat and collar And munch on the goobers, and yell; I want to stand straight up and holler When the home team's batting like well, You know how you feel when the batter Leans up 'gainst the leather ker . flop! And then, midst the noise and the clatter, Scoot safely to second and stop. I want to pump air in my bellows And get some more blood rich and red; Rub elbows with jolly good fellows And get the moss out of my head. I want to yell "robber!" and "rotten!" And whoop as I did when a boy; The cares of my business forgotten Out there at the ball game O, joyl Here, give me a big sheet of paper, My pen and a bottle of ink! I'll show you the real proper caper .I'll stay here and toil, I don't think! There, let this neat sign be adorning The front of the old office door: A GREAT AUNT DIED EARLY THIS MORNING. THE FUNERAL THIS P. M. AT FOUR. playing ball, and you thought to yourself something like this: "Huh! I used to bo some ball player, and I'll bet I could get right out there on the diamond and per form stunts that would make Lajoie or Cobb or Wagner go some to beat." You felt just that way, and bo you were foolish enough to try it. The first time you swung at the ball you dislocated seven ribs and threw your shoulder out of place seemingly. And the first time you stooped over to scoop up a hot grounder you missed it by a foot be cause your spine kinked just as you got half-way down. And when you tried to line the ball to the plate to nab a runner you jarred your whole internal economy loose. The next ' day your body felt like it had been jabbed full 6f pitchforks. What? Twenty years ago you could score at tho scratch and start with the pistol, and make a hundred yards in 11 seconds flat, breasting the tape with your respiration fairly good. The other day you had to chase a street car about half a block, and when you boarded it your breathing could be heard a hundred yards and your heart hammered like tho big forgo drop in the machine shop in the railway yards. You may lose your health, and then regain it. You may lose your job, and get a1 better one. You may lose your money, and make some more. But the greatest asset in life youth is owned but once, and then only for a time. But if you work it right you can keep your heart young. The youngest man in Lincoln came here more than forty years ago and helped to survey the townsite. Young because his heart is light; his face is always wearing a smile, and he has a cheery word for all he meets. And another man in Lincoln, who wasn't born until a decade after the first man mentioned came to Lincoln, is old and worn out. He had chased dollars until he thinks in terms of cent per cent, and he is afraid to smile lest some one think him an easy mark and ask him for money. Just Thoughts Of course you think you are "just as good" as you were twenty or twenty-five years ago, Mr. Grayhead. You aTe better In many ways, but in the one matter of physical sup pleness you've lost something. You feel as if you could turn a hand spring just as easy as when you were twenty, or leap a five-board fence by touching one hand to the top board. If you want to keep on thinking so, don't try it. Tho other day you happened along by a vacant lot where some boys were The other day I happened along where some small boys were attempt ing to play ball with about the poorest imitation of a ball I ever saw. It was old and soft and cover less. An elderly gentleman hap pened along and stopped the ball as it performed a long foul In his direc tion. He looked at It a moment be fore tossing it back and then walked up to the diamond. "My, my, boys; that's a mighty poor ball to play with." "It's the best we can get sir," re plied one of the lads. "Well, if I should dig up, say a half a dollar, do you think you could get a better one?" About a dozen and half of youngsters opined that they could, and their opinion was very emphatic. Whereupon the elderly gentleman produced the half-dollar and said it was ready as soon as a committee was appointed to make the purchase. Two of tho boys were speedily se lected, and in ten minutes they re turned with a ball. "Gee, that's a dandy!" gasped each eager urchin as he took a look at it. Then the game proceeded, and when I hurried to catch a car for down town the elderly gentleman wan watching tho gamo with delight and yelling excitedly at every good play. I judge that this elderly gentle man had experienced something liko sixty or sixty-five winters, judging by tho frost on hia hair. But his heaTt hadn't kopt pace with his years. Ho will always be young, because he has kept his heart young, and I warrant you ho got moro fun out of that 50 cent investment than a lot of men could get out of an automobile, or a fishing trip to tho lakes. Speaking of tho Fourth Just now wo are inclined to look with favor upon tho campaign for a "noiseless Fourth of July." We will continue in that frame of mind until about 5:30 a. m., on Independence Pay. Then wo will probably wake up, roll over, and discover a' young gentleman about five years old, and a young lady slightly younger, perched upon the side of tho bed and looking like about seventeen bunches of firecrackers, eleven bags of torpe does, thirty pinwheels, two dozen "nigger chasers" and a couplo of paper cap pistols. The chances aro that about two minutes later we'll bo ready to join them in lynching any and all advocates of a "noise less Fourth." Personally I have never, so far as I remember, met any advocates of a "noiseless Fourth." I havo only read about them. And the mental portraits I havo drawn of them are not flattering. In my opinion the advocates of that sort of celebration of our nation's natal day ate quite sure to bo old, inclined to bo grouchy, nervous because of too high living, penurious, lacking in patriot ism, pessimistic, fault-finders and lacking in memory of youth long past. Tho "noiseless Fourth" is a good thing to write about when there is a lot of space that must bo filled, but in actual practice it don't look good to me. You Can Buy a 5 Acre Orange Center Farm In tho llenrt of Florida for Only 81S, S Cnili, 80 Mo u till jr. No Intercut, No Tuxas, No clinrgoii oTnny klml. Itcmi enrn 8v,ro to $3,otH j)or your as lone hm you live. I will gladly send you incontrover tible proof of UiuHo statomentn. Our land Is hlph lying1, no uwumps or marshes, railroad runs directly through It, no farm being moro than thruo miles from It. 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