The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, February 03, 1911, Page 12, Image 12

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WtU. for SimUI Introductory Irpoltiea.
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Ul'I'JLY CO.. 152 Canton Ave., Detroit. Mich.
Cheap as Wood.
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Wamnufetnn)LawnriiFarmFenoe. Soil direct
UlDPluttou.erionir.RimanUTaoiurorB' prices. ""
ainu. OuroataloKlBFree. Wrlteforlttouay.
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jturorB' prices,
LMO-OATE Mf C CO. 980 K)th St., Terre Haute, hid.
Larimer Ditching Plow
(mf fm I mmmmKi0BPr
with aubsoll attachment. If you have ditching
to do.thls plow will save you more money than
any Implement you have on your farm. Reduces
cost of dljrglnir ditch from one-half to two
thirds. Send for descriptive circular
JLARIMER MFG. CO..
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
AGENTS BR $40 A WEEK
BeUing nir houieliold neceulty. Standard $1.00 ralu orery
wlioro, Which you can tell ai 89 c.nU and mako MOO Jer
Ceat Profit. Ererybody buyi. L.T.D., Michigan, madotli
flnt day. W. A. W Ohio, St one week, worked only 4 dayi.
Mr. 0. WUeoMio. nverarea orr 910 a week or a whole year,
tfrltaforttrmi, V.lt.Ureene, 80Lake8L,Dept. 60,CMtago,
Today
I caro not what the future holds
For mo alono. I only know
In summer heats and winter colds
I'll do my host as on I go.
I'll face the future with a smile,
Content to meet whato'er may bo;
And say to all I meet the while,
Today is good enough for mo.
I may not win a golden store,
Nor ever achieve undying fame;
But I, at least, can strive the more
To squarely play life's little game.
I may not build a future great
Nor win renown upon the way;
But I, at least, can scoff at fate,
For I am master of today.
Not time, nor fate, nor circumstance
Can crush the hopes that In me
lie;
The storms that rage, the lightning's
glance,
But clear the atmosphere and sky.
I fear no future, for I know
Whato'er betide along life's way,
For mo the flowers bloom and blow,
And I am master of today.
Come good, come ill, I will not yield
To sullen frown nor adverse
grasp;
With utmost strength I'll stand and
wield
The weapons that my hands may
clasp.
I'll waste no time in idle thought
Of what the future hides away;
As given me, so have I wrought,
And I am master of today. ,
Missed tho Golden Store She Had
Because She Turned Him Down."
Cautious
"The Stuckleys are an awfully
loving couple."
"What makes you think so?"
"Stuckley's father-in-law offered
to buy him an airship, but Stuckley
declined it, saying he was afraid
that if he and his wife went " up in
it they would have a falling out and
never speak again."
When the
Stomach Stops.
Working Properly, Because There is
Wind in It, Use Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets to Set It Going Again
Mary
Mary had ,a little sheep
With which she used to play;
A val-u-able pet it was
Because of "Schedule K."
When Mary sold the little fleece
She thought it was a cinch,
But when she bought It back again
Then Mary felt the pinch.
When Mary bought the woolen cloth
Methinks I heard- her say:
"I guess that I've been double
crossed By that same 'Schedule K.' "
Why have the people stood for it?
Well, seaTch me; I don't know.
But if I read the signs aright
Old "K" will have to
go.
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Your Solution of the
Transportation Problem
The man whose daily round
of business or professional
duties takes him into many
parts of the -y or into the
subu.bs, finds6' the Detroit
Electric of particular value.
Its instant readiness, economy of on-
oration, noiselessness and mileage ca
pacity alone, make it a necessity, but
in addition, it permits him to go and
coma garbed in keeping with his
calling. It neither requires a chaf
teur. or ttfo dryuring of a' chauffer's
costume. You leave it as you enter
it immaculate.
The new gentlemen's . Undorslung
Roadster with 96-inch wheel haso, low
center of gravity, pneumatic tires, is
particularly designed for smooth but
rapid travoling over rough roads.
Biased Vision
"Isn't it awful the way those
voters down in that Ohio county
have been selling their votes?"
"Perfectly scandalous. I'm glad
they are being disfranchised. By the
way, isn't it about time we abolished
the saloon evil in this town?"
"Well, the saloon is a nuisance,
to be sure." '
"Then I'll just put you down as
one who will vote against the issuing
of license next spring."
"No, don't do that! My taxes, are
high enough now, and if we loso that
license money the taxes will b high
er than ever. No, don't put me down
that way, because I feel bound to
vote for license on account of the
revenue derived."
By Installments
"Did you get an automobile tfor
Christmas?" '
"No; but I got a Btart towards
one."
"How's that?"
"Bought Ave gallons of gasoline
and a monkey-wrench."
10 Modols for 1911
exclusive of delivery trucks.
ANDERSON ELECTRIC
Dotroit
CAR CO.,
Gentlemen's Undorslung Roadstor
Almost, but Hardly
"I came within one of being At
the head of my class today," said
Dorothy on her return from school.
"That's fine," said papa.
"Yes, and if the other little girl
had stayed at home I'd have been
clear at the head of tho class."
Musical Note
"Miss ah, Miss Bondsley -ah "
stammered the impecunious Mr
Brokelie, "will you ah, will you be
mine ah?"
,."?VS0 me- Mr- Brokelie," re
plied Miss Bondsley. who wn hrif
even though heiress to millions, "ll
m , ouuiii, tuor.eiore i must decline
your request to -'be mineah'' "
After which tho mechanical piano
on tho corner below played "He
Brain Leaks
I Peace is worth any price save that
ul Buunuuiug nuuur. i
Those who have little to give, give
much when they give at all. ' '
"Nervous prostration" is often a
method of concealing dissipation.
Too often the world confuses cun
ning with ability.
The clock is to measure time by,
not to kill time by.
The man who needs assistance is
not helped by advice.
Usually the man who strenuously
opposes our pet schemes is a fanatic.
A lot of men have secured office
by playing on the suspicions of the
voters.
There is never any deceit about
the wag of a dog's tail, but there
often is about a man's smile.
There is no spectacle quite so
amusing as that of a man who takes
himself too seriously.
After all, is.it much worse to sell
one's vote that it is to give one's
vote away unthoughtedly?
Things that cause the longest re
grets are usually the. things that
took but a moment to do.
He who continually imposes on
his friends soon wonders what has
become of them.
If we could look on things with a
boy's vision perhaps we would
cnange some or our manhood
opinions.
Always nut off till tomorrow i
things that need not be done today
you may not have to do them at
all.
We've seen a lot of mental ma
chinery being racked to pieces by
reason of not having a balance
wheel. Ever see anything more melan
choly than a political boom trying to
shart wIth a broken propeller
We've floated quite a .number of
airships in our time, but to date
we ve not been able to make one of
them Bubject to control.
We never read an alluring finan
cial advertisement without feelin
San mffre 1J?Sing th0 opportunity
of a lifetime by reason of not hav
ing the money to invest.
A Trial Package Frco
The doctors call it flatulency, but
unprofessional folks know it as "win'd
on tho stomach," and a most dis
tressing state of things it is. It is
a serious condition of this great
motor organ. Always annoying and
painful in the extreme, at times often
leading to bad and fatal results. The
stomach embarrassed and hampered
with wind, cannot take care of its
food properly and indigestion fol
lows, and this has a trajn too appal
ling to enumerate. The entire sys
tem is implicated made an active
or passive factor in this trouble and
life soon becomes a questionable
boon.
All this is explained in doctor
books; how undigested food causes
gases by fermentation and fomenta
tion in which process some essential
uuiua are aestroyea Durnt "up
wasted by chemical action, followed
by defective nutrition and the dis
tribution through the alimentary
tract of chemically wrong elements
and as a consequence the stomach
and entire system is Btarved. Plenty
of food, you see, but spoilt in prep
aration and worse than worthless.
A deranged stomach is the epitome
of evil; nothing too bad to emanate
from it, but the gas it generates is
probably Its Worst primary effect and
is to remove the cause. Stuart's
Dyspepsia' Tablets go to the root of
this trouble. They attack the gas
making trouble. They attack the
gas-making foods and render them
harmless.. Flatulency or wind on
the stomach simply cannot exist
where these powerful and wonder
working little tablets are in evidence.
They were made for this very pur
pose to attack gas making foods and"
convert them into proper nutriment.
This is their province and office. A
whole book could vbe written about
them and then not all told that might
be told with profit to sufferers from
this painful disease, dyspepsia. It
would mention the years of patient
and expensive experiment in effort
to arrive at this result of failure
innumerable and at last success. jt
would make mention of the different
stomach correctives that enter into
this tablet and make it faithfully
represent all.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are not
alone Intended for the sick, but well
folks as well; for the person who
craves hearty foods and wants to eat
heartily and run no rlsk'of bad ef
fects, they act like a charm and
make eating and digestion a delight
and pleasure. They keep the stom
ach active and energetio and able
and willing to do ftxtra rt- im...
JSf- Uati0r r ?ttort Don"t forot
7S11 people are of ten neglect
ed, but the Stuart Dyspepsia- Tablets
have them In mind.
A free trial package will bo sent
any one who wants to know just
what they are, how they look and
fi' . Jefore tuning treatment
with them. After this go to the
drug store for them; everywhere,
here or at home, they are 50 cents
a box and by getting them at home
you will save time and postage.
Your doctor will prescribe them;
they say there are 40,000 doctors
using them, but when you know what
is the matter with yourself, why go
to the expense of a -prescription? For
free trial nackace ndrirA&H w-'a
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Ma-rshall, Michigan.
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