" 9'1Kk' 8 The Commoner. hSkjFCondvctcdty , y0Jkfce Watts M'tyt AetfT Department Tho Missing Bird Thoro's n story that's old, but good if twico told, Of a doctor of limited skill, Who curod boast and man on the "cold wator" plan, Without tho loast holp of a' pill. On hlo portal of plno hung an ele gant sign Depicting a boautlful rill, And a lako whoro a sprite, with ap parent delight, Was sporting In sweet dishabille. Ono boautlful day, as ho sauntered that way, Pat gazod at tho portal of plno, When tho doctor, with prido, stopped up to his side. Saying, "Pat, how Is that for a sign?" "Thoro'a wan thing," said Pat, "Yo'vo loft out of that, Which, bo jabors, la quito a mis take; It's trim and It's nato, but to make It complato, Yo shud have a folno bird on tho lake." "Ah, indood? Pray then toll, to mako It look well, What bird do you think it may lack?" Saya Pat, "Of tho samo I'vo forgot ton tho name, But tho song that he sings is 'Quack! quack!' " No Namo. dovoto themselves to bettor things. But tho spirit of emulation urges thorn on, and now necessities arise every hour. It is claimed that the women of today are more restless and nerve-racked than over before, whita mon are breaking down under tho strain which is entirely unnecessary. Tho Tyranny of Things" So much has been said and writ ton about tho extraordinary prosper ity of overy branch of industry, as well as tho farm, that little is left to Bay. But with all these things in mind, and contemplating the wonderful "modern imnrovoments" wo cannot but wonder that our peo plo do not realize that they aro be coming slaves to the tyranny of "things." A family no sooner finds thorasolves possessed of a few dol lars maro than their needs call for than they at onco rush out after the useless things. They build bigger houses than they can occupy, simply tor show; they go in debt for this, and pinch and scrape, year after year, to moot tho payments, and In addition there must be further scraping and pinching to meet the interest on tho borrowed money, tho taxes, repairs, insurance and other maintenance charges, to say nothing of other avenues that de mand extra money for useless show, until life becomes a crind of m moat joyless sort. The fine house East have fine furnishing; fine clothes, must go with the other finery, and fino entertainment follows fast. The man's nose is kept to tho grlnd atono, and tho wife Is worn out car ing for useless things. Both are breaking down under tho strain aimply living to work, instead cf working to live. They are always "going to" have a good time; but they never got it; they grow older In body and poorer In spirit every day. If only they would bo content with comfort, and keep out of debt taking timo for refreshing tho spirit by tho reading of good literature, and cultivating the social side of their nature with simpler pleasures mingling with congenial people for pleasure, rather than for show, how much happier they might bo. If people would live within their means thousands of women and girls could tfvo np working lor wages and Tho Canso of Colds In cold weather, nearly every one spends as much time as possible in doors in an over-heated room, with faulty ventilation. This tends to weaken the skin circulation and af fects adversely tho resisting power of the mucus surfaces of the air passages, which consequently fall to react to changes of temperature when tho person goes out of doors; the skin is chilled, and a largo vol ume of blood Is forced back to the Internal organs, wast elimination through tho skin is hindered, and tho result Is what wo call a "cold;" tho discharge of mucus waste exuda tion, in the form of nasal, bronchial or other catarrhal disorder, is the disagreeable result. Overheated rooms should bo avoided, tho heat should come from within the body, rather than from the furnace in the house, the limbs should be kept well clothed, warm and dry, and tho cir culation good by plenty of out-door exorcise. Keep tho house atmos phere clear of foul emanations from the body, tho skin clean, and tho temperature below 76 degrees. Dressing Neatly at Homo Ono of the lessons women and girls must learn is that, if you fall Into the habit of slovenly dressing at home, It will "be sure to show in your attire on the street. The home clothes need not be fine, but they should bo clean, tho hair neatly combed, some kind of a collar about the neck, and tho feet neatly shod. Tho girl or woman who acts out the thought that "any old thing is good enough to wear at home" is going to look, tho character when on the street. Stopping tho Leaks If tho size of the family warrants, it is better to buy groceries and eat ables by quantity. Fresh vegetables, in their season, are usually much cheaper than the canned goods. Cheap canned goods aro dear at any price, and only responsible firms should be patronized. It is false economy to buy ready-cooked foods simply to save time and labor' where one has only the housework to do. Home-cooked foods, If well prepared, are usually made of better materials, moro wholesome, and are really cheaper than tho commercial ones, as in tho case of breads, cakes, pas try, jellies, jams, etc. But where tho housewife is delientA. np Qio ly hindered, or the expense of fuel Is great, it may often be more econ omical to patronize tho baker or grocer. Many goods are Just as whole some in the second grado aa in the first; except in appearance, there may bo little difference. On the other hand, tho first cost may be wuoiuuruuijr uigner, yet the pur chase may bo cheaper because of the smaller waste and greater nourish ment afforded by the higher-priced, Soapa may be bought by the box, and will improve with ago, as well as cost icsa man Dy tne row bars. If one has a little Btalo grease or rancid lard or butter, or surplus fats, a box of potash will readily change it into good, soft soap. If noHsible. the house should be stocked with as many of the really valuable labor-saving inventions as possible; there are many worthless inventions on the market, however, but nearly every "worth while" de vice Is advertised and endorsed by good publications. In buying ready-cooked foods, you have to help the dealer pay the rent and other expenses, as well as give him a good rate of interest on his money invested. A woman's time must be added to the cost of things, and If tho woman has to be hired, it is often an expensive experience to compete with the factory; where there is homo strength and time, much may be saved by doing the work" at home, especially whero the ra"W products are home-grown. Query Box F. M. S. The address asked for is 13 West Fifty-sixth street, N. Y. E. M. B. If you will send stamped, addressed envelope; I win try to help you. There is no in fallible recipe for the condition; but I may help you to help yourself. L. L. For brightening the zinc, mix whiting to a thick paste with vinegar and nib the zinc with the paste, then rub with dry whiting to neutralize the acid, polishing with-a dry ra-g. Katherlne You can use tin cans of the size liked for molds for steam ing brown bread tomato, baking powder, or square beef-loaf cans. Melt the tops off smoothly. A. M. For the sore, cracked hands, get five cents worth of har ness or shoe wax, heat a point of it over the lamp, and drop it onto the crack while very hot, then stick a bit of cloth on it to keep it from sticking to anything. M. S. Bicarbonate of sodium is the kind used in cookinir. Tf thA right proportion of sour milk or acid is not used with the soda. thwA -nHil bo a dark yellow color and soapy flavor, ruining the bread. 0. R. For the top of the stove burnt red, try greasing the red sur face with lard when tho stove is cold; let stand for a few hours then apply a thin coat of blacking, let get nearly dry, then polish with a brush. Old Coins Several persons have written regarding coins which they have for disposal. It is not possible for the Home Department to act as an exchange between buyers and sellers, but any ono having some thing for sale, or wishing to buy would find it to their Interest to ran a small advertisement in the Sub scriber's Advertising column of The Commoner. S. J. For the oil ninth mirA paste of whiting and soap-suds and ruu on xne on ciotn with a piece of flannel, wash off with clear water and polish dry with a clean flannel. For tho Laundry Flannels should be washed by themselves, and It is best to take a separate day for washing up the woolens. If there are many articles this arrangement is a necessity: but if only a few, it can be done at odd moments, taking advantage of nro nitloua wGnthor tjv. ,., . . .4 wuBuiiiK WOOI- ens, shave a bar of good white soap and .pour Into half a tub of luke warm water; stirring until d- VOLUME 11, NUMBER 3 solved, or dissolve In a little warm water before adding it to the water in the tub. If the flannels are bad ly stained or soiled, put two table spoonfuls of borax in the water to soften and loosen the dirt. Put tho worst soiled pieces at the bottom of the tub, and the cleanest at the top; wash after soaking for a quarter of an hour, rubbing and squeezing be tween the hands; rubbing on the board will ruin the shape of the gar ment and texture of the wool, and the water must contain all the soap needed; none must be rubbed direct ly on the flannel. When the gar ments look clean, put them in an other tub of lukewarm water, not quite so soapy as the first, and re peat the hand-rubbing and squeez ing, then remove all soapsuds by running through two rinse waters; run through a wringer, or squeeze as dry as possible, pulling into shape and hanging to dry in the sunshine if possible. They must not be al lowed to freeze, as this will shrink them, and for this reason they should be washed at some suitable time. Drying over the stove is injurious, too. Stockings should not be worn long enough to require hard rubbing to get them clean; it is best to change often; long wearing makes them rot ten from the perspiration from tho feet; they should be turned wrong side out, and the toes washed until they are soft and clean. Stockings should be mended as soon as possible after drying, and put together in pairs, where they can be readily got at. Be sure the stockings of the lit tle folks are mended with soft seams or darns. Some Recommended Recipes Perfect Cream Biscuits Four quarts of flour, one cup of white sugar, one teaspoonful of salt, one tablespoonful of soda (level), 'two (level) tablespoonfuls of cream tar tar. Mix these ingredients, well, sifting several times, then wet' with pure sweet cream, making only moist enough to roll (if too wet they will not be crisp). Mix lightly with the fingertips, roll rather thin and cut in squares like soda crackers, and bake. If equal parts of white and whole wheat flour is used, these will resemble the graham wafers we buy. T. M. Old Virginia Waffles Mix a quart Of milk and Six tablesnnnnfiiln nf flour with two tablespoonfuls of sift ed corn meal; add a teaspoonful of melted butter; lastly, add three egga beaten very light. Bake immediate ly in well buttered waffle irons. R. W. Buckwheat CakesStart the bat ter in the UBual way. If when you come to use the batter it requires more than a scant teaspoonful of soda, you must waBh the batter In this wise, to remove the bitter wa ter: Add a quart of cold water to the batter and stir it well, 'then set It away In the usual cool place and let remain all day. At night pour off all the bitter water, add the usual amount of lukewarm water and mix the batter a little stiff, so that half a cupful of hot water poured over uio soaa in tne morning and added to the batter will make it about right. By following this plan the cakes will not have the sour taste so much disliked, and they will bo light, porous and brown. A. L. S. Pot Pourl Early m the morning put into a couple of quarts of cold water all the scraps of meat and broken bones you have saved; set over the fire to simmer slowly three or four hours, adding more water if necessary to keen nn fh ominf Then, carefully pick out all pieces of bone, gristle and tough parts; strain the stock, and return with the meat to the fire, seasoning with salt and pepper, and adding one turnip, one, onion and ono good-sized carrot I "vitmmmimmmm