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About The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 30, 1910)
VdLTJME 10, NtJMBEE 38
Tariff on soap, . .
Tariff on rope, . .
Tariff on sugar and copper. ,
Tariff on shoes,
Tariff on screws,
Those who must- buy come1 a 'cropper.
Tariff on brass,
Tariff on glass,
Tariff on coffins and cradles.
Tariff on stool,
Tariff on meal,
Tariff on dlppertf and ladles.
Tariff on glues,
Tariff on booze, -
Tariff on halters and bridles.
Tariff on boots,
Tariff on fruits,
tlarlff on Bibles and idols.
Tariff on hay,
. .Tariff on clay,
Tariff on coal oil and candy.
Tariff on jugs,
Tariff on drugs
Isn't that tariff a dandy?-."..
Tariff on boots, .'
Tariff on sheets,
Tariff on woolons and cottons:;,.;
Tariff on beans, ;.'.;. -:
Tariff on screens, V- ' '
Isn't the whole tariff rotten? ' '. '
Tariff- on lead,
Tariff on bread,
Tariff on organs, piai.os. "' '
Tariff on straw, , . ,..l(
Tariff on -slaw, . :t,'.. . ;
Tariff on prunes and bananas.
Tariff on socks,
Tariff on clocks;
Tariff on all of creation;
But, glory bo!
Thoy didn't agree
To put a stiff tax on salvation.
ship, As an example of too previous
enumeration of the poultry while the
eggs are in process of incubation this
is" entitled to the ribbon. Mr. Can
non may not be eligible when the
Quito a number of g. o. p. con
gressional candidates are regretting
that their nominating conventions
were held prior to" the Maine election.
Some of these days we hope to see
a, city that boasts, of tho kind of popu
lation it has, rather than the number.
. The Illinois republican state con
vention seems to have had its for
gettery working full time on the
Since the Maine election the bar
bers have seriously considered rais
ing the price of shaves to 20 cents
for all g. o. p. candidates.
Doubtless thero. are a number of
administration supporters who wish
they possessed Senator Hale's politi
"Dioxydiamidoarsenobensol" is the
name of a new blood remedy recent
ly discovered in Germany. Sounds
like an administration defense of the
Aldrich tariff law.
also very generally unconcerned
about it. ,
Jealousy consists" largely in always
looking for something you hope never
The man in love with his work
is never much concerned about tho
Men wfto labor for the reward of
public, approbation seldom hear the
Crooked politics thrives best where
tho cry of "vote the ticket straight"
The mpro money one has the
easier it is to talk about the bles
sings of poverty.
It would be easy to get to heaven
it. we were allowed to be the sole
judges of our own conduct.
Funny, isn't it, but tho boy who
is so anxious at eighteen to have a
heavy beard is even more anxious at
forty to get rid of it.
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"I hear that your engagement 'with
Miss Dashem is off?"
"Yes; it was broken last weok??'
"I don't want to be inquisitivebut
would you mind tolling me what!
"Not at all. Miss Dashem showed
me a crazy quilt she had pieced from
"What did that have to do -with
"It struck me that a young woman
who managed to get hold of that
many nqcktles had enjoyed, entirely
too much experience in the engage
"On a farm up in tho northeast
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"Gracious, how did you manage to
pass away your time on a lonely
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wasn't slapping mosquitoes I was
picking sandburs out of my skin."
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The trouble about whitewashing
Ballinger is that it will be mighty
hard to find a man physically able
to wield the large brush that will' bo
necessary if tho job is finished in this
And HiuryT Too
"The man who invented the pay-as-you-enter
street car syystem "was
a great ,gonlus."
"Fudge! He was only half a
"What makes you say that?"
"He-'didn't begin it by inventing
tho come-when-you-want'em car sys-
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After carefully reading what the
railroad maua'gers have to say we are
convinced that thoy believe they
ought to be allowed to cliarge a rate
sufficient to pay interest on their in
"There are a dozen reasons why
I can not lend you the money, my
"What are they?"
"Well, I haven't got it, and "
"What'n thunder's the use of the
The proposition to sell eggs by
-weight is but a variation of the old
The statement that thirty billion
disease germs have been found in
one cold storage egg is but another
proof that disease germs are willing
to inhabit anything.
Mr. Cannon says he will be a can
didate for re-election to the speaker-
"What good did you do your con
stituents during your term?"
"Well, Is done" some of them
It was not until later that It
dawned upon ub that' our language is
Sunday service will not atone for
Clocks were made to tell time by,
not to kill time by.
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